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V., TMi'lier of Kntjllxli Rlbla In the Moody lilule Inatlluii) uf (Jlikugo.) K.'opyrlielit. 191S, Western Newspaper Union.) LESSON FOR JULY 7 ?,' Vr.n ii " 't Tide HBIiii' !.'" PaninnTf L" S a rn proportion. n.u.pl. wo. V.rdllllO ' rauu, gaiuuruis N- u - BALTiMoiro77nTm BEGINNING THE CHRISTIAN LIFE. IJ--JJSON TEXT Acts 16:13-34. GOLDEN TEXT-Whoauever will, let Urn taka the water fcf Ufa freely. Hovelu tlon H:17. HKVOTIONAL READINO-Jnhn li:4-l. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL FOB TKACHEIia-Acta 2:17-17; S:2G-0; I'omaut :1-1L PRIMARY TOPlC-Lovln and tn.sUng Jesus. John r.Sb-M. MEMOUT TERSU We love becaus-i hf OrM lovatl us. I John 4:19. I. How Uydla Began the Christian Life (vv. 13-15). Lydla was the first convert to Christ In Europe. Hers wns a typical conversion. Note the xtuiHi therein: 1. Attonduuce at the place of pray er (t 13). Hie accustomed place here was at thu river side. The accustomed place tntkiy Is in church. God can und does save men and women without any seeming connection with places of es tnbllshed worship, but he appears to most ieople at such places. The very fact that he has established and sus tains churches here nnd there is an urgent call to all men and women to Iilnce themselves In the way of salva tion. While no one can save himself, yet nil can put themselves In the way uf salvation by uttandlng church, rend ing the Bible, etc. The very fact thut iiich opportunities are placed before i:icn and women Is a presumptive cull of 5od. 2. Listening to the preuchlng of the Word of Cud (v. 13, 14). Pnul took ndvantuge of the oppor tunity which was given hlin by the assemblage of this group of devoted women to preach Christ to them. He was alert for and prlred highly the op Mrtunlty to tell the people ubout Christ He knew also how perilous It was to neglect to witness for Christ at a time when unsaved people are together. The opportunity Is God's cull to preach Christ. It Is a greut thing to huve faithful men and wom en who ran intelligently minister at such times. .". I lor heart was opened by the Um (v. 14). The individual may pluce himself hi the way of sulvntlon by coming near to tho means of grace, and the preacher may preach the Word of (Jod, hut there Is no hope of sulvutlon until the heart is opened by the Lord (John (1:44, 45). While the salvation of every one Is dependent upon this sov ereign uct of the Lord, yet we cun be suro thut he Is willing at all times to do this for those who, like Lydla, place themselves In tho way of his saving grace. 4. She was baptized, (v. 15). This ordinance follows belief In Chlrst. The Invariable rule In tho curly church was for believers to be buptlxcd. While there Is no salvation In the water of buptlsm, yet hearty obedience should be rendered In this reniieet (Acts 2:38-41; 8:12; Murk 10: 1C). Lydlu brought her household to Christ. This Is us It should he. She showed signs of tho new life, In thut she expressed gratitude towurd those who hud been Instrumental In her con version (v.. 15) by constraining them to shuro the hospltullty of her home. II. How the Philippian Jailer Be gan the Christian Life (vv. 25-34). 1. Tho occasion (vv. 25, 20). The custlng out of the spirit of di vination from the diunsel lunded I'uiil end Silus in prison. The pain of bleed ing bucks, und of feet In stocks, kept them from sleeping; but not from praying und singing. The Lord heard their pruyers and sent an earthquake which shook the Jail, opened the doors of the prison, and loosed Jhe bonds from the prisoners' hands. 2. The method (vv. 27-34). (1) Visitation of the supernatural (vv. 27-29). Tlje Jailer was awakened from his sleep by the earthquake. This earthquake was unusual in that It loosed the bonds from the prisoners' hands. In his desperution the jailer was about to commit suicide. This was uverted by l'liul's ussurancu that all were safe. The fact thut the doors were opened und the prisoners free and yet no one escaped, showed him lliut something unusual had occurred. Therefore, he nunc trembling and prostrated himself before 'I'uul and Silas. (2) The great question (v. 30). In the presence of the supernatural he cried out, "What must 1 do to be sav ed?" due's salvation Is not fur off when he utters this cry with sincerity. (3) The vital answer (vv. 31, 32). "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ," Is the only way to be suved. "There Is mum other name under heaven giv en among men, whereby we must be saved" (Acts 4:12). Though the way of salvation Is restricted, It Is simple, and easy. No one who has believed on Christ has failed to receive It. The jailer's f tilth was not blind faith, for they spake unto him the word of the Lord, und to all that were in his house. They were taught the meaning of be lief in Christ. (I) The evidence of a transformed life (vv. 33, 34). (a) He was baptized (v. 33). As soon as one believes on Christ ho wants to be baptized. (b) He tenderly washed the stripes of I'uul and Silas, showing that he was no longer the brutal jailer (v. 34). (c) He rejoiced (v. 34). Tho one who really uccepts Christ Is tilled with joy. (d) A transformed home (v. 34). He believed on Christ and was bap tized, and his household. Patience. There Is one lorm of hope which Is never unwise and which certainly does not diminish with the Increase of knowledge. In that form It changes Its name, und we .Oill It patience. Bulwer. emrace Wcte88 (Conducted, by llio National Woman's Christian Temperance Union.) CONSERVE! CONSERVEl Oh, ye; oh, yea; Dear Uncle Bam, We women are willing; To help all we can. We'll eat leaa bread And save the wheat. Add flh to our diet To auve the meat; We'll uho lesd auRar And still keep sweet And We'll ave cur money and buy a bond For Liberty's cause the world around; But, Uncle Bam, Please, won't you clote the brcwerleaf Oh, yea; oh, yea; We hear the cry For conservation We'll do or die We'll talk and try. We'll iklmp and gave And work and alave. Corn bread for every men! we'll eat. And give our atllea tho best of the wheat. We'll save oiir money for ntnmna of Thrift To Rive Liberty's caime a hearty lift Tint. ITnrle Bnm, We can't unilerntancl Why you don't elope the breweries? -MarKarct I. Tlatt. WHAT LIFE INSURANCE RECORDS TELL. The Life Kxtenrlon Institute, of which Trof. Irving Fisher of Yale Is chairman, and ex-President William ITownrd Taft Is president of the board of directors, published a report of the actuaries of 43 Amerlcnn life Insur ance companies covering a period of 25 years from 1885, showing the In creased mortality of moderate users of nlcnhollc liquors. These records were kept without nny reference to the pro hibition Issue, nnd reveal thut! 1. Very moderate users of liquor increased their death rate by 18 per cent over the normal rate. 2. Moderate users of liquor with an occasional excess. Increased their death rate by 50 per cent over the normal rate. ' 3. Tho.ve who drnnk more than twn glasses of beer or more than one glnss of whisky per day nnd yet were con sidered acceptable standard risks for Insurance, Increased their denth rnte by 80 per cent above the normal rote. These three classes of Insured mod erate drinkers Increased their mortal ity by ii n nvernge of 51 1-3 per cent. The denth rate recorded by these companies Includes only men suffi ciently tempernte to secure n life In surgnce policy. If we add the thou sands of heavy drinkers who ennnot get life Insurance the death rate from liquor will be largely Increased. The comparisons In this report nro with the nvernge mortality of all In sured men. Including the users of liquors. If It hud been made with the total abstainers the difference In mor tality would hnve been even greater. THE LUMP IN HIS SIDE. A worklnginan, almost ruined by drink, was induced to sign the pledge for a year. When the year wns out, he went and renewed it for life. Ho had just received his wuges, and had the money In n bag In his Inside pocket, when he met the saloonkeeper nt whose place he used to drink, "Well, old fellow," said the saloon keeper, "how do you do?" "Pretty well," the worklngmun an swered, "only I've got a hard lump here on my side." "Oh !" snid the other, "it's cold water does that ; if you'd drink some good liquor, it would soon tuke the lump nwny." "But," snid the man. "I have Just renewed the pledge for life, and I enn't do It." "Then, mind what 1 say," snid the saloonkeeper "that lump will go on In creasing, nnd very lilly before an other year you'll hav another on the other side." "I hope so," snid the worklngmun, taking out his money bog and shaking It. "It's cold cash." THE BUSINESS VIEW. The time Is not far distant when n prohibition r.one will surround mills nnd factories, even as schools' nnd churches are now protected, within which no liquor will be sold. It Is big business that Is now talking, not mere ly preachers and reformers. Largo financial interests are at stake. Com petition is so close that the very ex istence of factories In the race for trade and mnintennnce Is threatened pnless the field be a clear one with no mill discounted by lower standards of efficiency than another. No business will tolerate the drink habit today. Trust companies presided over by boozers are tnhooed by the Investor. Time was when the brilliant nlcnhollc could hold his place In almost auy Job or profession. Thut time Is past. Industry nnd education hnve come to realize that dependability Is better than brilliancy Itself and that bril liancy is more common with men of clear heads than with those whose brnlns are muddled with alcohol. Yar mouth Times. PREPARING FOR PROHIBITION. The directors of the California Wine association Included In their last nnnnnl report recommendations thnt wine stocks he disposed of nnd thnt wine men prepare for prohibition. The report declares the directors have decided thnt further pursuit of a business with n future so uncertain Is not wise. Wise men! Women of the suffrage states, when the wets solicit your votes Just remem ber that If they bad their way you would have no votes to give.. No alcohol Is used msdlclnnlly In my hospital wards. Beer or wine Is not permitted to convalescents. Cnses of delirium tremens receive no alco hol. Among my colleagues the employ ment of alcohol ns a medicine hits diminished nt least 75 per cent In the past fifteen years. Dr. James P. War basse, Chief Surgeon Germnn Hospital, Brooklyn, N. Y. "The liquor trafllc produces lawless ness nnd you cannot muke an Institu tion lawful thnt produces lawlessness." ALL WORK OUT Doan's, However, Restored Nr. Roulston to Good Health. Results Have Lasted. "MorninRS I waa no ct iff and eore I could hardly got up," nays A. C, Roulwton, prop. bluckKiiiith uliop, 2810 WnHhington (St., Hoxbury, Mukh. "The aharp minn through my l.iilncvx were bo had 1 often thought I wouldn't be able to get to work. I couldn't rent comfortably and turned and tomcil from one iile to the oth er, with a dull, dragging backache. There were puffy upotn under my eyes nnd I felt worn out all the time. The kidney se cretions pasped too often and were otherwise un- m, !... natural. Four or five Hr' boxes of Doan'l Kidney Pills cured me. 1 can honestly recommend Doan's for they have turcly dune me a world of good. Mr. Houston gave the above ptatc ment in 1!U5 and in March, 1IH7, he paid: "My cure i nt ill laxting. I take Doatl't occasionally, however, to keep my kidneys in good working order. Cue can depend upon Doan't to cure kidney ills. Cat Doan't at Any Stare. 60c a Bos DOAN'S" FOSTER-M1LBURN CO BUFFALO, N.Y. Salvation a Gift By REV. J. II. RALSTON, D. D. Secretary ot Corrnpondence Department, Moody Bible InttltuU, Chicago Cutting Out Things. Mrs. Church Is your husband doing his bit? Mrs. Gotham I should rather say so. "Cutting out things these war days Is be?" "Well, rather. Say, didn't you know niy husband was one of the olhVlul censors?" One's Life Revealed. "Through u thousand unnoticed openings our Inner life Is Hashed up on the world." Disqualified. Patience Is Peggy In jour college yet ? Put rice Oh, no, she bad to leave. "Why so?" "Vou know she's tongue-tied, and she never could hope to give oirr col lege yell." LIFT OFF CORNS! Doesn't hurt at all and costs only a few cents Magic! Just drop a little Freezono on that touchy corn, Instantly It stops aching, then you lift the corn off with the lingers. Truly! No humbug I Try Freezonc ! Tour druggist sells a tiny bottle for a few cents, sullicleut to rid your feet of every liurd corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, und calluses, without one particle of pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone Is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati gcuius. I hippy is the individual who sees Ihiligs as they should be instead of us they are. If Worms nr Tapeworm persist In your arstem, It Is lirsue you have not yet tried the real Vermifuge. Dr. 1'cery's "Dead Shot," One dose does the work. Adv. The average man Is always glad "to meet ihe fool killer for the purpose of sending -him next door. Grove's Tsstrlets chill Tonic restores vitality and enerpr by pnrlfylnff nn4 en ftchlns the blood. Y"n can Rxn feelnsSireogto eolOK, Invigorating Kflct. Hrlce tlx. War Bread. riatbilsh How did you like my se rial story? Itciisonliurst - About ns well as I like my wife's cereal bread. Paradoxical Evasion. "Why don't you answer that fellow's charges If you can?" "I would not dignify Diem with a reply." "That sounds us If a reply wouldn't answer." Just a Small Matter. Salt Is carried down year lifter year Into the sea, where It accumulates. If, then, e can divide the entire amount of salt at present In the ocenn by the amount carried down In u year, the quotient will he the prohuhlu age of the earth. Simple? Ob, yes. Profes sor July has worked It out to 09,000, IMMI years, hut to he on the safe side he reduces that number In !H),KM,000 years. A liitle matter of 10,000,000 years Is negligible to those who can think in surh tiuinliers. Kultur in 1871. The Kultur of Cernums is shown In the following passage in "Life of Pasteur," dealing with on incident during Ihe rrsnco-l'nissliin wur: "Itcxuiiult had lett his laboratory tools in his room at the Sevres por celain nianiifnctory of which lie was manager. A Prussian, evidently an expert, hud been there. Nothing seemed changed In that nbode of sci ence and yet everything was de stroyed. The glass tubes of barom eters were broken; scales und other instruments had been carefully knocked out of shape with a hummer, In a corner was a heap of ashes, the register's notes manuscripts, all Keg nault's work of the last ten years." EverHmelEat Post 7Mst.es (Made Of Corn) 4Dad says Eat 'em up Bob YouVc saving M I "I IV W SWI f the boys in rrcince TEXT Ami I give unto them eturnal life.-Jolin 10:28. Jesus Christ said that ho hud come into this world thut men might have eternal life. Tho bestowal of eter n a 1 life was, therefore, the purpose of bis coming. A cer tain young man asked, "(iood sir, what must I do to Inherit eternai life?" Christ's dis. clples had some conception of eter nal life for the said to Jesus, "Thou bast the words of eternal life." What Is eternal life? Jesus himself gave an nnswer In his great Intercessory prayer, "And this Is life eternal, that they might know thee, the only true (iod, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent!" With the ordinary student of the Hible, the Idea of eternal life Is a life of endless duration, the word "eternal" being made synonymous with "ever Inst lug." lint eternal life is not alto gether u question of duration but of quality. The proper conception of eternal life embraces both quality nnd quantity. Terms of Inherent value and time measurement must be In mind. The man who possesses eternal life then has something that Is far raised above anything that the earth has to offer. It Is a life that may be realized this side of death nnd bus Its thou sands of Illustrators In all the world nnd among all classes of persons with out respect to age, race, pecuniary condition, education or social stand ing. Now the question arises, presuming the man does not possess this eternal life. How Is he to get It? The rich young ruler thought It was by doing something to Inherit It, or rather merit It. And despite the protests of those who would not do violence to the words of Jesus In our text, probably the vast majority of people have that Idea. It Is thought man must do something to win eternal life, as a kind of trophy of his efforts, or make himself n worthy recipient of it. Un fortunately, the nobility of liinn Is often appealed to, a If mnn hnd something of merit to offer (iod. Prc- i clsely the opposite Is the situation. Man must come to the place where he will see his utter helplessness and ac cept salvation as a gift. Man is not In a position to have eternal life offered to him, and to ac cept It or reject It, as in any true sense an equal of the offerer. He Is not In a position to deal with God. Ills standing before ("Iod Is one of hopeless need. He stands before God us one guilty, unworthy nnd hell-deserving. The only thing thnt he can do Is to look upon (iod us offering to him salvation out of his mere.. The comparison of eternal life with what the best man could do to merit It would be ridiculous. Some conclu sion might be readily arrived at with respect to what eternal life means In this life, but as before stated, tho value of eti-rnul life beyond is fnr more than man can calculate. Ilesldes this, there Is already an adequate equivalent to eternal life presented to man In the Infinite mer its of Jesus Christ himself, the Son of God, the infinite one, who lived n most marvelous life and died a most wonderful death. It would seem to be something almost umountlng to di rect Insult to God to make any sug gestion that man could merit eternal life, when It Is clearly proclaimed in tho Word that Jesus Christ has al ready merited It, and stands offering It to us. As the text says, Jesus Christ gives this life, nnd this because be purchased It with a surrender of his own precious life. The Word of God emphatically and categorically teaches us that eternal life is a gift Support to our test is given In thnt remarkable saying In Isaiah 55:1: "Ho, every one thnt thlrsteth, come ye to the waters ; yea, come, buy wine nnd milk without money and without price." Certainly John 3:10, "God so loved the world thnt he gave his only begotten Son thnt whosoever belleveth on him should not perish, but have everlasting life" Is In place, as also the words of Pnul. "The gift of God Is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." The text Itself says, "I give unto them eternal life." And another considera tion Is that those who give evidence of possessing eternal life, are those who concede thut what they l.nve has been the gift of God. This grent fact of the Gospl may seem to humiliate man, but nothing is needed more. We are living In an age when men glory In their shame. They demand notice on the ground of merit, nnd nothing Is needed more than something to make man feel bis Absolute dependence upon God ; In deed, feel that he is deserving only of God's wrath and the visitation of his Judgment. Whether men think It or not, they are dully recipients of God's gifts. The atmosphere they brenthe the sunshine, the continuation of life, the health they possess, are nil the gifts of God, for which mnn can give nothing In return. War-Time Geography of Paris. Thu city Is bounded on the north by supply depots, on the south by hos pitals nnd on the west by airdromes. Its principal imports und exports are bandages, crepe, wooden legs and colonials; its products are war bread, war literature, faith and hope. Wil liam Heche In the Atluutlc. It is better to lose n ring than a finger. Cutlcura Is 80 Soothing To Itching, burning skins. It not only soothes but heals. Bathe with Cotl-' curn Soup and hot water, dry gently and apply Cutlcura Ointment For free samples address, "Cutlcura, Dept. X, Boston." At druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50. AdT. What Ihe modern airship navigator needs Is a safely anchor und some thing to anchor to. Bore Eyea. Blood-Shot Eyes, Watery Kyee, Btlrky Kyee, all healed pro in inly with night ly applications ot Human Kye Salaam. Adv. Any actress can paint, but only a few can draw. Mastery to Love Thy Neighbor. It Is no mastery to watch and fast till thy head uche; nor to run to Borne or Jerusalem on pilgrmlnge upon thy bnre feet ; nor to stir about nnd proueh. os If thou wonldst turn nil men by thy prenchlng. Nor Is It nny mastery t" build churches or chapels, or to feed poor men and build hospitals. But it Is a mastery for n man to love his neighbor In chnrlty, and wisely hate his sin nnd love the man. Wult Hilton (11100). The Effects of Opiates. HAT INFANTS are peculiarly susceptible to opium and its varlota preparations, all of which are narootio, is well known. Even in th mallest doses, if continued, these opiates cause change in the funo- tions and growth of the cells which are hkely to become permanent, causing Imbecility, mental perversion, a craving for alcohol or narcotics in later life. Nervous diseases, such as intractable nervous dyspepsia and lock of staying powers are a result of dosing with opiates or narcotics to keep children quiet In their infancy. The rule among physicians is that children should never . receive opiates in the smallest doses for more ' than a day at a time, and only then if unavoidable. The administration of Anodynes, Drops, Cordials, Soothing Syrups and other narcotics to children by any but a physician cannot be too strongly decried, and the druggist shoald not be a party to it. Children who ar ill need the attention of a physician, and it is nothing leas than a crime to doaa them willfully with narcotics. Castoria contains no narcotics if it bears the signature of Chos. II. Fletcher. . tienalne Castoria always bears the signature of1 Both Walked Alike. Our little neighbor boy had been hurt In nil accident and was obliged to walk 011 crutches. Beaching his little bauds through the fence nnd put ting our dog on the head, he said to him: "Topsy, we're bos' alike. We bos' has to walk wif four legs." Chicago Tribune. It's Different Now. Bacon You know we used to call him governor before he got married. Kghcrt Well, don't you now? "Oh, no; be married a governess, you know." Modern Love. "Will you love me always?" "What do you mean by 'always?' Ten or fifteen years''" Surprised the Mail Man. Under stress of war enthusiasm many odd things are done. A Minne sota woman give her letter carrier 1xk pound of buffalo nickels the oth er day, uiiiotuitiiig 10 $1,000, nil in ex change for war savings certificates. The poor man, after counting them, found he didn't have enough xckotrt to hold the money ami Dually hud to dump 1 h Ills into his leather mull sack. ( 'upper's Weekly. Necessity. "Are you willing to die for your country?" "I'll have In lie if the cost of living gets any higher." Women who marry for a home al ways get the short end of a bargain, M-M Ueaiher! tomach iff? No Appetite? Mouth Dry? Tongue Stiff and a Fierce Thirst? Here's Relief!! Hot, heavy foods ami Iced drinks often play havoc with bud stomachs In hot weather. The weak ones haven't got a chance. A quickly chilled or overworked stomach Is a starter of untold misery for Its owner. When yon hnve that dull, depressed feeling after eating stnmuch pains, bowel disorders, heartburn or nausea, belching, food repeating It Is tho dan ger point. You want to look out and be quick about it in this hot weather. A way hns been discovered to make sick stomachs well and to keep them cool und sweet. It is a cotumonsense wny. No starvation plan of diet Is needed. Mnke this test und see how 'Itilckly you get a good appetite in hot weather nnd enjoy the things you like without misery to follow. KATONIC Tablets hnve amused people everywhere wlih the marvelous benefits they have produced for thou sands of stomach sufferers. Start the test today and let your own stomach tell you the truth. KATONIC works quick it absorb find neutralizes hurtful, poisonous acids, juices und stomach gases caused from undigested foods. Thousands testify thnt It quickly puts the stomach ill n clenn. RU'.tiit- ftiimllHnn rnfimnf builds up the lost uppetlte and makes Ufa ii.iiik tui 1 11,? iiiuii will) linen Rjufiu thing's but who suffers every time he eata them. EATONIC Is absolutely guaranteed to do nil tlila and you are to be the JiiiIkh. If It doesn't rid you of stomach and bowel mis eries most common In hot weather you Ret your money back at onee, rlRht from your own dniKglst whom you know and nn Ir V n I . -. .11 ..urn. i-,F iiTTi-u ui your iiikiiih; a chance of sufferlns;. Start EATON 10 to- uuj. iuu win see. The Strong Wit list ant! tho Heat of Summer Better Than the Weak Old people who are feeble and younger people who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to go through the depressing heat of Summer by taking Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic It purifies and enriches the blood and makes you Strong. You can soon feel its Strengthening, Invigorating Effect. GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC is an ex ceptionally good general strengthening tonic for pale, sickly children, for delicate Mothers, for Old Folks or any one of the family who has poor blood. It is pleasant to take. Price 60c. Perfectly Harmless. Contains no Nux-Vomica or other Poisonous Drugs, that's what thousands of farmers say. who have gone from the U. 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