THE f ULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBUSQ, PA. ALMOST FRANTIC Bid Kidney Trouble From Childhood ind Wit Dijcounfed. Dow'i, However, Brought Health end Strenfth. Mrs. C. Anderson, 4104 W. 22nd St., Chicago, 111., says: "I had kid ney trouble from childhood and three years ago a severe spell de veloped. If I stooped, a terrible pain took me In the small of tny back, and for several min utes I couldn't straighten. Often at night the pain In my back was so bad I had to prop my self up with a pil low. It seemed as If my back would break. Watery sacs formed under my fin, Anderson eyes and my feet were so swol len I had to wear slippers. Sud den dizzy spells came on and pains In my bead drove me almost fran tic. "I felt tired and weak and had hardly enough ambition to move. Nothing seemed to help me and I was discouraged until I commenced taking Doan'B Kidney Pill. They cured me completely and my health has been of the best ever since. Doan't surely deserves my endorse ment." 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Germans Eat Sea Weeds. Germany Is, despite Its contrary chimin, getting desperate for food. A recent Issue of the International Ite vlow of Science and Practice of Agri culture announces thut the Prussians are eating seaweed as one of the food substitutes. They boll the Ill-smelling water growth and disguise It in cakes, hoping to derive the unquestioned nour ishment which it possesses without be ing too conscious of It. lthuhurh leaves are also used now. Wheat and oats straw Is ground, sugar beet seeds are made into meal. Nuts from the forest are collected and made Into flour, (rape seeds nro saved and grouud also. Countless weeds from the fields are cut, dried and boiled In soup. "Cold In the Head" I an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Ter sons who ore Bubject to frequent "colds In the head" will And Hint the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the Bvstem, clcanfo tho Blood and render them loss llablo to colds. Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh muy lead to Chronic Catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak en Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Burfaces of the System. All Prugglsts 75c. Testimonials freo. tlAoo for any case of catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will not Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio. Would Not Repeat It "So you stuck out jour tongue at your teacher, did you?" said tho father. "Yes. I did, father." "What did she say?" "I can't ttll you, father." "Why not?" "Iieeause she told me never to re peat It." Indefinite. "Pn you believe in tho power of mind over matter?" . "What mutter?" "Oh, never mind what matter!" For Constipation, Biliousness, Liver and Kidney troubles, tnke Garfield Tea. Adv. Wisdom Is n good Investment regard less of the price you have to pay for It. CHILDREN WRO ARE SICKLY Mothers who value the health of their chil dren should never be without MOTHER GRAY'S SWEET POYVDEHS TOR CHILDREN, for use when needed. They tend to Break up Colds, Relieve Feverithness, Worms. Constipation, Head ache, Teething disorders and Stomach Troubles. Don't arcept ny Substitute. Used by Mothers for St years. Sold by Druggists everywhere 25 eta. Trin.1 package FREE. Address A. S. OLMSTED, LE ROY. N. Y. FOa COUGHS AND COLDS --take prompt add effective remedy-one that set quickly and contains do opiates. Yon can set such a remedy by asking for 1.U vs jnr. I 1 PuWS IMPROVED UNIFORM INTEINATIONAL SWMSdOL Lesson (By E. O. Bti.cJkS, Actum ulrectm ol the Sunday School Course of the Moody Bible Institute, Chicago.) (Cnpvrlsht 1S17, Wentorn Newppr Union.) LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 17 JESUS TEACHING FIVE PARABLE8 FOUR KINDS OF GROUND. LESSON TICXT-Mnrk 4:1-21). GOLDEN TEXT fako heed therefore how ye hour. Luke 8:18. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL FOR TEACHERS Mntt. 13:1-30; SMS. PRIMARY TOI'IC-Jcsus telling a story about towing seed. PRIMARY MEMORY VEttflE-Bo ye doers of the word. James 1:22. Jesus tolls us plainly why he taught go much by means of parabloa ( Matt. 13:10-13). The truth had to be taught; lionce the parable, that those to whom It was riven to know the messages of the kingdom, those who sought It, might know and understand, and that to the others it might be hidden (Mark 4:11, 12). Like all his parables, Jesus draws his pictures from the common experiences of life the" Held, the home, etc. Paul draws his Illustrations chief ly from the city, the army, the market. In studying this lesson we must turn to the parallel account as given by Luke and Matthew to get the full and complete picture. What Is the Reed? Luke says that Jesus told his disciples that the seed was the Word of God (Luke 18:11). Wo get the same thought In verso four teen of the lesson. A great deal Is be ing made today of seed selection. Some wonderful results have been obtained. How much more Important for those of lis who deal with Immortal souls that we select the best seed, I. e., the Word of (iod. The second consideration Is tho sower (v. 4). Notice he went forth not to "soar," not In It recorded that ho was "sore" because the people did not all receive the seed alike. lie did not have a grouch; he did not enter Into bis work that he might receive the adulation of men (Matt. G:2). It is, however, the "soil" that seems to be most emphasized In both the direct teaching and also the explanation of the parable. There are four kinds of soil. The milliner by which tho Heed riiinc into contact with each kind of foil Is significant. Some fell "by" tho i waysnle; the patn was well trodden; the ground was preoccupied; e. g., it vas used fur oilier purposes than to yield a harvest; It was hard to be broken, and hence It was an easy mat ter for I In.' birds of the air (v. 15) to eomo and pluck It n way. We need to remember that If men receive with meekness the Implanted word, there will, of course, be no such opportunity for the evil one. The trouble In this case was that the Word was not Im planted. Thus It is that one-fourth of ;he seed Is lost. The result Is a deplor able me as we see from lleb. 2:1-4. Is the soil of our life so hard that God must drive the plowshare clean through It ere there Is a chance for the seed to take root? (I's. 12!) :3). The next fell "on" the rocky ground. The first Is a picture of the hardened, and this Is a picture of (he superficial hearer. For a time they did run well. They even received the Word with gladness (v. 10), but they had no sta bility because they had no root. They were superficial. There was no chance for t"ho seed to get n real grip on their lives. Tho earth yields Its Increase though we do not understand. So God will add his 1)5 per cent to our 5 per cent. The oak tree comes from small seed. As we plant, let us expect great response from our feeble efforts, but we need to expect the times of storm to follow the seed sowing, and unless the seed of the kingdom gets a real grip on our lives there is no chance for a harvest. In whluh category are we? In the third place Jesus speaks of the seed that fell "among" the thorns. Here Is the worldly soil. It Is not so liiueli the character of the soil, It Is the character of that which already oc cupied the soil ere the sower sowed the seed. The cares of this world, tho decellfulness of riches and "other things" had so entered .In that the good seed never had a chance In tho soil of the human heart. It was choked and yielded no fruit. There was no real grip of the will, no whole-hearted surrender. The cares of life that keep tho housewife, or the business man; the deceltfulness of riches that snare men and choke the word which at one time gave such promise In their lives; the lusts and other things which tho evil one ktuiws so well how to use keep us from the Word, for Satan knows that by it we are to be saved (Luke 1S:12). Are we Impulsive? ' Do we make vows soon forgotten, ties that soon fade away or full beneath tho temptations for lack of root? May God blast and turn up the subsoil of our hearts by strong convictions of sin, and so occupy the soil that there Is no opportunity for other things. We have thus seen three-fourths of tho seed lost. Of the remaining fourth, that which fell '"into" (It. V.) tho good soil, not all yielded the same return. It nil brought forth (v. 7) ; It all yielded ; It all spraug up, but not ull In the Fame rntio. "We ueed to remem ber at this point that this parablo plainly teaches us that we who receive the implanted Word, we who receive and obey, shall In turn become tho seed of the kingdom. There are three distinguishing fea tures of this last kind of hearers: (1) They hear the Word. These are tho ones vr appreciate its value and give good heOto Its precepts. (2) They ac cept It e. g. they understand Its teach ings. They tnke It Into good and hon est hearts. (3) They hold it fast (Luko F15 It. V.) ThosO nro the ones of which martyrs are mado. Jesus was a great open-air preacher (vv. 1 2) and like all others ho has various kinds of hearers the half hearted hearer the shallow-hearted hearer. The way to reach the masses Is to go where Hie masses are and la going to them we nro not to preach philosophy or sociology or Shake speare but In his own words, "sow the seed which Is the Word of God" (Ljike 8:11). OR URGED AN OPERATION Instead I took Lydia E. Pink ham' Vegetable Compound and Was Cured. Baltimore, Md. "Nearly four years I suffered from organic troubles, ner vousness and beau eches and every month would have to stay in bed most of the timo. Treat menta would relieve me for a time but my doctor was al ways urging me to Jiave an operation. My sister asked me no trv Lvdia E. Pink- fa a m's Vegetable y Compound before consenting to an fl Ameration. I took five bottles of it and it has completely cured mo and my work is a pleasure. I tell all my friends who have any trouble of this kind what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound has done for me. Nellie B. B kitting ham, C09 CalvertonRd., Balti more, Md. It is only natural for any woman to dread the thought of an operation. So many vomen have been restored to health bv this famous remedy, Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vegetable Compound, after an operation lias been advised that it will pay any woman who suffers f rom such ailments to consider trying it be fore submitting to such a trying ordeal, The Relative Cost. A phjslcinn was called in one of the suburban toivns to u boy who was suf fering from tonsilltls. Tho boy's moth er was relating the affair to a neigh bor of more mature years, commending the doctor for his treatment. The re sponse of the elderly woman was: "Well, In old times when a boy had a sore throat we used to take a strip of i salt pork and sprinkle It plentifully with pepper and bind It around the boy's throat, but at the present price of salt pork it may be cheaper to have a doctor." CLC PRESCRIPTION FOR WEAK KIDNEY Have you ever stripped to rewon why It is thut so many product that me ex tensively advertised, all at once drop out of sight and are poon forgotten? The reason is plain the article did not fiilld the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medicine. A medicinal preparation that ha real curative value Almost sells itself, ns like an endh'PK chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to those who nro in need of it. A prominent druggist pays, "Take for example l)r. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot, a preparation- I have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every enso it shows excellent re sults, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy that I know of has so large a sale." According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmers' Swamp-Hoot is due to the fact that, so many people claim, it fulfils al most every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments, corrects ur inary troubles and neutralizes the urie acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle of Pwnmp-Itoot by Pnrccl Post. Address I)r. Kilmer It Co., Bingliamton, N. Y., and enclose (en cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores. Adv. Restaurant Persiflage. I5I1I Gee! See these sinews In this ! chicken's legs I flill Tough, aren't they? "lie was a game rooster, I'll bet." "Then these are the sinews of war." Unthouflht Of. "Was Van Gotrox's death unexpect ed?" "Oh, quite! Dolly laid refused him only the day before." ! Personal Touch. Mnlsle Wasn't Kthet umused when , she saw your mustache? I Ileggle M'yes; It rather tickles her ' sometimes 1 London Opinion. DOG Frews! Fortify tho System Against Winter Cold The strong withstand the Winter Cold Better than the Weak. If your Blood is not in a healthy condition and does not circulate properly, your system will not be able to withstand the Winter Cold. Old people who are feeble and younger people who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to go through the cold weather yby taking regularly Brov rs Tasteless ehsSi Contains the well-known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It purifies and enriches the blood and builds up the whole system, thus fortifying the system against colds and grip. Price 60c. Whenever You Need a General Tonlo Take Grove's llATCOIHDNrai It means miserable condition of ill Health that leads to all torts of special ailments such as headache, backache, dyspepsia, dizziness, indigestion, paint of various kinds, piles and numerous other disorders CONSTIPATION it a crime gainst nature, and no human being can be well for any length of time while constipated. DR. TUTT'S LIVER PILLS it the remedy and hat been tried successfully all over this country for 72 years. Cet a box and tee how it feels to have your liver and bowels resume their health-giving natural functions. For tale at all druggists and dealert everywhere. Tuff's There Is something within uto that responds to the truth. If you do not want your feelings hurt cultivate due consideration for the1 feelings of others. The occasional use of Roman T.yt Balsam St night will prevent and relieve, tired jres, watery eyes, and eye strain. Adv. Inefficient Woman "Cunnot you find something to do?" Tramp "Lady, I'm as Incom petent ns a crowned head, honest." To Dyspeptics: Others have found a steady course of Garfield Tea a pleasant means of regaining health. Why not you? Adv. Old Question. This yenr we refrain from asking the animal question: "Can you step Inside your coal bin yet?" Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOKIA, that famous old remedy for Infants and children, and sec that It Signature otf In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoxia Maps In Many Colors. The United States geological survey, department of the Interior, printed last year over 4,000,000 copies of geologic, topographic and other maps and folios, many of them In several colors. Some of the geologic maps required as many as 'J.'i printings. The total number of Impressions required was 14.000,000. A Convert. "Are you at work on any spring po etry?" "IHdn't know you like spring po etry?" " "I have taken a great fancy to It lately. It's tho only thing 1 know of that refers with confidence to tho pos sibility of such u thing as warm weath er." Privilege Restricted. I lobby was placing he was driving a laundry wagon, lie would come to the door anil his miimma would give him the pucknge of laundry and soon be would deliver It again to her. The mother, us she received the bundle, sold In a burst of affection, "Could you give mo a kiss, liobblc?" Ilobblo drew himself up with pride and dis dain, "No; lsiundryuinti don't J.Iss my "milium." No Wonder He Shouted. ' ".'lilniedes," read the young pupil ,'ilouv ' leaped from bis bath, shouting 'Diirek'i ' Kurckn !' " "One moment. James"," interposed the teacher. "What is the ni' iiiiing of L'tirokuT "'Kureku' means T have found It.'" "Very well. What hud Aibimedes found)' James pondered a moment, then ven tured hopefully: "The soup." Coun try dentleuian. BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP will quiet your cough, soothe the in llammutlon of a sore throat and lungs, stop Irritation in the bronchial tubes, Insuring a good night's rest, free from couching and with easy expectoration in the morning. Made and sold In America for fifty-two years. A won derful prescription, assisting Nature In building up your general health and throwing off tho disease. Especially useful In lung trouble, asthma, croup, bronchitis, etc. For salo in all civil ized countries. Adv. Rochambite. A new and terrible explosive to which has been given the name ro e hamblte, Is being used by the French army. The explosive Is a powder which upon Ignition changes Into a molten metal and a very large volume of gas in an Infinitely small space of time. They used to tell us fruit cake was fatal but look at the millions wlw survived. Pon't waste time trimming n brush to paint the mistakes of yesterday. Liver Pills Inp Christ the Witness By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE Extension Department, Moody Bibla Inttituta, Chicago --TT-i -Vr-rrr-f TEXT For this cause came I Into tbe unrlil, that I should bear witness unto th .ruth.-Jno. 18:37. Amid tho philosophies In the world there Is one great lack, the note of cer tainty. This note j( certainty can only be foun rt when wo turn to I he testimony of I'hrlsr. lie came Into the world to bear witness to tho truth. Ho Is 'mentally compe tent, fi r he alone knows what Is In innn (.Tim, 2:L'I). And he Is morally competent for he alone of all the tons of men can look the world In ; . .. I . ..1. 7 Ihe face and say, "Which of you convincelh me of sin." Among others there are four things concerning man to which he bears tes timony. 1. The Worth of Man. The commer cialism of the day would almost make us think that man Is to be little thought of when money Is Involved, but be says. "What Is a man profited If he shall gain the whole world and lose his life?" A tniin Is worth more than the world find therefore a mini Is worth more than anything1 In the world. In answer to Hie question of John the l'.nptlst he r.'iys: "The poor have the gospel pi-cached to them." In answer to the mistake of bis disciples he says: "Suf fer the little children to come linlo t:ic" Il' had time not only for the rich end the powerful, but tbe poor anil the weak were of Inlinit" value to him. No other religious teacher ever taiiL-lit III . tl'.is. To !i!m m::n ''as of sucli value that he was willing to lay down Ills life fur one of illi'lll. Kvcll the lost wore to him of Infinite worth for "The Son of Man Is come to seek that which was lost." Lu. 10:10. 2. The Trouble With Man.That I here Is soiiiethin:: wrong Is seen in tin universal lulls of Improvement. Win I l-i wr ill',' Is die question. Against all t!ie Ideas ailvanecil by nam in an swer to tills question he says that t lie lmt:lit" Is sin. In lids nil troubles art' Included. (a) He says It Is universal. "If ye lin n being evil know how to ;r!ve jrood gifts to your children." l.u. 1 1 :M. Even the ones who sometimes may be said to give guild are evil. These were his own disciples and yet even day were evil. (b) He says It Is deep-seated. It Is not on the out:.!de where the trouble lies, but "nut of Hie heart of man pro ceed" the evil lhin;;s. It. is not what Is seen that Is the trouble with men, but that Which be litis deep within bis own heart. As Jeremiah puis It, "The heart of man Is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked." Jer. 17:9. (c) He says It Is beyond repair There are many who would relieve man by; doing away with all that alllicts man on the outside, but he says: "Ye must be born again," If you would be free from the trouble. While man Is of Infinite worth he has an afilictlon called sin which Is so universal and of such deep root that relief can only be found by In mlng u new creation h being "born ugaln." 3. The Hope for Man. He came U bring relief and he came to make it possible for man to be born again. (u) Kor those In bondage he give? himself a ransom In such a way that man may find victory over his own de ceitful and desperately wicked heart He cancelled the sin when on the cross nnd How stands to break the power ol the sin ho cancelled. (h) For those who are lost he Is himself the way. "I am the way, thf truth and the life." Jno. 11:0. Men aro continually seeking for that whlcl: will satisfy their aspirations anl novel finding It until they find it In Christ Jesus. (c) For those dying he Is the remedy. Sin is a sickness fastening upon 111', men and fatal In Its operation. All have sinned nnd come short of thf glory of fled. Jesus bears witness that tho only relief Is to be found In him self. Many expedients are being re sorted to by which to be freed from sin, but they all fall until lie Is found. As It was In the days of the wilder ness Journey of the people of old, "As Moses lifted up the serpent In the wil derness even so must the Son of Man be lifted up that whosoever believed) on hliu might not perish hut have ever lasting life." , (d) For those dead he Is the life. 'ihe wages of sin Is death and death in ; come upon nil men for Hint all hnvrt sinned. Tint his testimony Is, "I nm the resurrection and the life; ho that boi'ovoth on me though he were dead yet i hnll he live." (c) For oM he Is the great hopo sent from (!od to meet all of man's need. 4. The Danger of Man. Tho Lord himself, this true witness, bears testi mony to the truth that "He that lav llevelh shall be saved and, he that be lleveth not shall be damned." These tire the words of the true witness. At the court of our reason his enso Is won ; at the court of our conscience his case Is won, hut what says our will? Can we afford to turn from his testi mony concerning our common trouble, our hope and our danger? Stewardship of Knowledge. Many a man has n blind notion of stewardship about his property, but very few have it about their knowl edge. One grows tired of seeing cul tivated people with all 'their culture cursed by selfishness. Thllllps Brooks. No One It Free. No one is free. We do not belong to ourselves; there are countless peo ple depending on ns, people we hnve never seen, und whom we never shall wp. What we do, decides what they Bill do. Selected. v Servants Hardest Things to Find in Washington n ASHINGTON. "Mrs. Wash'n't'n, deed Ise gwlne f quit ycu all. Ise sorry. If but Ise got t' do it Ooo'by Ooo'-by," said tho dusky pantry queen who bad worked in the senator's family for years with more or less satisfaction. rie CWINE NO'KIN Musicians Noon' DOW t4 wn mrn with explosives," cautioned Mrs. Washington, entreating the cook to remain. "'Deed taint no dangers, Mrs. Wash'n't'n, you Jcs gits blowcd up onct In u while. In de kitchen you gits burnt up and scalded an' dar you Is; but In do musicians factrles you Jes gits exploded all t' pieces on' wbar is you? Ain't da better?" "Well, will you send me your sister, Blunches?" "She bin wo'kln' three months in do 'ospltnl glttln' two dqllns a day." "How about your other sister, Itose?" "Mali goodness, she's uh lady I She's runnln' de elevator la tint big dcpnlit ment house on Connecticut avenue an' glttln' twelve dollas uh week. She doan do nothln' but push uh 111 han'Ie, an' ride upstairs an' push uh Il'l han'lc again on' say 'Wash yo' step, please' real polite, like dat an' den go downstairs ngla an' read uh book all de res' oh de day. She ain't nevnh goln' t' wo'k no morel" This Is not fiction ; It is plain, serious fact that confronts the housekeepers In Washington. Servants are the hardest things In this city to find. The call to the factories und the government has depleted their ranks. Capital Rapidly Becoming an Educational Center UNLESS present signs fall, one Important result of the wnr which will be of lasting duration will be the making of Washington the most Influential publishing and educational center of the United Slates. This will fulllll one )t George Washington's dreams of tho ' " fapltal city named In his honor. The government printing olllco Is the.blggest printing plant in the world, ut since America's entrance Into tho war tho capacity of that plant has 3cen hugely overtaxed. The govern ment has been required to let many printing contracts to private firms, In (Spite of the fact that tho law pro hibits such a practice except In ense of absolute emergency. But tho emer gency has been absolute, because of the enormous volume of publishing work Incident to the war which the govern ment has felt called upon to do. New York nnd Boston have regarded them selves as the publishing center of the western hemisphere ami of the two New York has held the lead. Now, however, government publications are being Issued ut such a tremendous rate that their prestige Is Jeopardized. In addi tion, many magazines are published here, and It Is understood many more ure to be published, some moving from other cities. Some two hundred periodical publications are now being mailed from Washington. So much scientific work now Is being done at Washington, or at least directed from the national capital, that Washington Is gaining much prestige as n center of science and education. The George Washington university in this city was founded by George Washington and It was his dream to make tho. national capital a great scat of learning and education. The Catholic University of America Is-at Washington, and Georgetown uul verslty, one of the oldest In the country, also Is located here. Record Prices! LEVIS BAER & CO., Inc. :: BALTIMORE, U. S. A. Largest and Oldest Fur House in the South Some Mixup. At a munitions canteen n workman had called for a cup of coffee. Half a minute after receiving it he was back at the counter. "There's something funny about this coffee, miss," he said ; "It tastes Just like cocoa." The waitress sipped It and apolo gized. "I'm so sorry," she said; "I've given you tea." Watch Your Skin Improve. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cutlcurn Ointment. Wash off Ointment In five minutes with .Cu tlcura Soap and hot water. For free sample address "Cutlcurn, Dept. X, Boston." At druggists nnd by mall. Soap 25, Ointment 'X nnd 50. Adv. Just a Few Slips. A Utile boy carrying some eggs home from the shop dropped them. "Hid you break any?" asked ' his mother when he told her of It. "No," said the little fellow, "but the Shells came off some of 'cm 1" Big Phone Service. More than 70,000 cities and towns In the United States use .9,1.11.211 tele phones. It Is estimated that an average of 8,000,000,000 messages are sent over these lines annually. I'eople's Home Journal. Looks Better, Anyway. When out In public It Is better to hold your head up, whether there Is anything In It or not. Piles Cured In ( to 14 Dsys Drnlti rnfiind mon.-t If I'AZO OINTMHNT falls to cure lhlnic. Blind. Blwdlnnor I'rulturtlug Piles. rimppacuuogl reilol. too. Better one enemy that you are sure of than n dozen doubtful friends. A FIGHT FOR LIFE It has been fight or die for many of ut In tlie past and the lucky peoplo are those who have suffered, but who are now well because they heeded nature's warn ing slKnnl In time to correct their trou ble with that wonderful new discovery of Dr. Pierce's called "An-u-rlc." You should promptly heed these warnings, some of which are dizzy spells, backache, Irregularity of the urine or the painful twinges of rheumatism, sciatica or lum bago. To delay may make possible the dangerous forma of kidney disease, such at ttone In tho bladder. To overcome these distressing" condi tions take plenty of exercise In the open air, avoid a heavy meat diet, drink freely of water and at each meal tnke Dr. I'lerce't Anurlc Tablets (double ttfength). You will, In a tort time, find that you are one of the firm Indorse of Anurlc, at are thousands of neighbors. Ptep Into the drug store and ask for A 60o package of Anurlc, or send Dr. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., lOo for trial pkg. Anurlc, many timet more potent than llthla, eliminates urlo acid at hot Water melts sugar. "You're not going to leave us?" la- quired Mrs. Washington. " 'Deed Ise got t' leave goo'-by goo'-by," returned Miranda. "Iso gwlno t' wo'k In one ob dem mu sicians factrles gwlne t' git three dol ing un day an' gits man nights offers ull d i time an' man holidays on' kin go see do parades on dem natural holi days. An' Ah donn haf t' wo'k on Sun daysno more goo'-by." "But look at the risk you are tak ing; look at the dangers of working llpftlNTlNC WE ARE NOV PAYING FOR FURS:: Black Muskrats up to $1.25 Brown Muskrats " " .80 t Raccoons " " 3.50 Minks " " 7.00 Opossums " " 1.30 Rabbit Skins 4c. per piece We charge no commission and pay expressage Usual Sequence. "Are you lending money?" "Yes, nnd borrowing trouble." Bab tlmore American. Chronic Constipation is as dangerous si disagreeable. Garfield Tea cures it. Ad. "Anger and reason cannot live to gether." A real friend Is one who knows all about us, and likes us just the snme. CARGETtr CAKED DSDEK la COWS k m-iiinnvum iT irs fling TOW IOQIO I; J to purify tli blotni and ipplying (T VW lr IuvM KobtrU' L J T3 A nrrn n a m mm A niMithlng and hrullntf olnttnenl Kxi'i'llt'iit fur (torn iu and In tliitut'U Mririfra. Henri the 1'ntrtlral Homo rtftrlimrltM). Ht-ml for lrcf IwHiklrt on AimitrioK lN t'OWfc, If mi ili'liliT 111 tnlir hiwn mrllm Or. Djrii Kobfftt'Vet. Co., 100 6rn4 Aiefiiit, Wiuknh. HI ST Tfie LareDOTtle For 35c ;z When you buy Yager s Lini ment you set splendid value! The large 35 cent bottle contains more than the usual SO cent bottle of liniment. Try i 1 1 or rheumatism, neurtlgis. Sciatica, sprains, cuts and bruues. At all dealers price 35 cents. QIUiEKT UHOS. A CO- llaltlraort, Md. W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 6-1910. WHAT NEIGHBORS SAY Flnksburg, Jld. "I want to say In reference to Anu rlc that I think It Is wonderful. My bnck was so bad when I stooped a few minutes I could scarcely straighten up. I don't think it was more than two days after 1 began taking I Anurlc until I saw It was help . ing me. After using one box I wus ; completely cured, that's saying a great i deal lor It, ns I am over (10 years of ago." MAKION J. LKISTEH. You will escape many Ills nnd clear up tho coated tongue, tho sallow com plexlon, the dull headache, the lazy liver, if you will take a laxative made' up of tho May apple, leaves of aloes, root of Jalap, and sold by druggists ns) Dr. Pierce's "l'leasant relicts." Adv. i Mm wm COLT DISTEMPER You can prevent thla loathsome disease from running through your utalilo and cure all the colts suffering with. It when you begin the treatment. No matter how young, SI'OHVS la snfe to ust on any colt It It wonderful how It prevents all distempers, no matter how cotts or horse at any age are "exposed." All good druggists and turf goods houses and manufacturers sell SI'OHVS at 60 cent and It a bottle: 15 and 110 a dosen. l'OHN MEDICAL. CO Mfrs, Uoaae. lad, W. S. JU