THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO, PA. c ft Deep Sea Peril mammmBywmsmasm VICTOR ROUSSEAU t OOPTRIOUT BT W. Q. CIIAPMaS :'':,'l'l'm:"al'a "':":i:"!i:i;';g":'-""in;i":v:"!Tii'r.:!i: CHAPTER IX Continued. 11 Donald turned anil began-skirting the crln old boil. Tim sea devil lmd disappeared. Tho water was like n thin, unstnblo Jelly. As they mndo their wny ulong tho bottom of the sea, the fleshy Illy arms reached out toward thein like children's plucking fingers. At last the bed of rrlnolds ended. They trod on firmer ground. Their pace became accelerated. Ho had lost all sense of time. lie did not know whether he lmd Jour neyed one hour or three. Ho halted because there seemed nothing to do. Then bo began to lend the wny bnck between the two crlnold beds, with tho Intention of renchlng the clear ground nenr the entrance to the cave. There, there might be a chance of picking tip Dnvlos and Clouts; or, at least, It might bo possible from thero to return to tho submarine with Ida to replenish their oxygen reservoirs. .These still seemed ample, but It wjis impossible to determine, how much oxygen remained. . They threaded the mazed of the winding pnth between the beds, while from cither side' tho fleshy arms stretched out to grapple them. The touch of them was like fiery velvet. Tho suction of the branches made them cling, and Donald had to exercise all his might to break away. Some times their ankles became entangled and they would stumble. Always the arms lu1 formed a network above their heads before they could reguin their feet, nnd these had to be broken. Under their feet the ooze was white wllh the skeletons of small fish which the lilies had rejected after devouring the substance that covered them. At length the crlnold beds ended abruptly. They rsted on the bottom, - wilting themselves side by side. Don ald felt confident that he could find the submarine. But the delay was sweet, becauso the dlsappolr'ment in store for them might, prove unbearable. Death or a little life would be the al ternative, nnd the difference was hnrd ly perceptible. Donald raised Ida's hand to his glass mask and pressed the fingers against It. She let her hnnd fall caressingly opon bis shoulders. She rose to her feet, nnd he followed her. They looked Into each other's eyes, and, though they could read nothing there, some mc-ngc of hope seemed to pnss. They plunged together into tho sea of Jelly again . It clung to them, as If It, too, sought to'suck them down. The light of the eloctrlc lamps was growing obscure. They wandered blind ly, struggling in a medium that was almost impermeable. Donald began to realize that the ac tion of tho caustic alkali within tho metallic chamber was becoming ex hausted. He was beginning to choke. His brenth came in deep sighs, and he gulped In the thickening atmosphere. Their steps grew slower. Ida could hardly raise her feet. Once she stum bled nnd fell, picked herself up, and started beside Donald again ; then she Bank down exhausted. She could not go farther. Death, horrible In form, awolted them. It was becoming Imminent Donald was growing delirious, and in fancy he was strolling with Ida through meadows, plucking flowers. They were to be mnrrled on the mor row, nnd ho was going to get leave of absence to take her away. Where Fhould they spend their honeymoon? Off tho coast of the Shetlands. Why, he had been there once, long before All the while he was aware that he was l.vlng on tho bed of the sea, but bis personality seemed divided, and while one part of him walked In those Ely.-iliiu lields beside his sweetheart, the other suffered' and choked and pleaded tinpotently with a blind fute for aid not for his life's sake, but for Ida's. The girl's hand was unresponsive In bis own. Perhaps she wns dead al ready. Donald chafed it, but was hardly able to distinguish It In that Jellylike environment, which was thickening perceptibly now. The lingers were limp and cold. They were both numbed from the ex posure and Ida was dead. lie would follow her, then. Slowly and with deliberation he un fastened the copper cylinder from about his body. At once the little electric light went out. It had grown so dim tlnit only then' did Donald re member that It had been burning. Ho unbuckled the headpiece nnd took off the mask of glass. Ho flung it from Mm. A moment he held his breath as he felt the cool wnter-Jelly upon his face. Then, very resolutely, he. drew in his brenth. CHAPTER X. The Cave of the Idol. A cry of amazement burst from his lips. He was breathing air air at the bottom of the sea I It was surcharged with oxygen. It invigorated him. He felt the thrill of renewed life In his body, he felt his shrunken arteries tingle as his heart pumped the new, rlchened blood through them. It seemed unbelievable. At first he thought that ho had died, end. that this was .the soul's awakening. Then, with quick fingers, he unfas tened Ida's body-plcco and tore the mask from lis fastenings. He heard her sigh. She sighed and stirred and sat up tn tho ocean bed. "ponnldl" she murmured. "I thought I thought you 'were dead. IThere are we?H . "I don't know," he answered, la ad- solute bewilderment. At that moment ho heard the mo low, gonglike, sound that they had heard aboard the F.IS. I And slowly, ns If In answer to the rail, tho Jellylike medium that sur rounded them began to drift away, to be hung up, ns If It wero a curtain and before their astonished gaze there evolved the strangest stage setting that could ever have been conceived. First (hero eaine Into view the sub marine, occupying, as It were, the cen ter of this stagn, her bow sunk In the ooze, her stern still lower. They hud been lying within a hundred paces of her. Next appeared the sloping edges of the crater, seen, not through water hut through clear air, with n border of yellow rrlnolds, ceaselessly stirring, as though a breeze ruffled them. Then there began to be visible, In the flanks of the mountain, structures, appar ently of hardened mud, taking tho shape of fantastic temples, with pil lars and doorways with low lintels, a submerged city of cliff dwellers, and yet each identical with Its neighbors, so that they seemed to have been fash ioned with the same unchanging pre cision as the cells of the bee. And the whole crater swarmed with the sea-monsters, no longer invisible, but outlined In phosphorescent fire. And, standing in front of Donald nnd Ida, his features clearly visible through the glass 'of his own diving mask, surveying them with a cool, dis passionate gazo, was Ira MacBoard t As they stared at him, he xalsed his hnnd nnd struck something suspended from his neck, giving out tho mellow sound which they had heard before. Immediately he disappeared from view In the midst of a swarm of tho mon sters, which, surrounding' Donald and the girl, began to push them toward the cavern In the mountain side. The push wns gradual, and appar ently tho result of some nntural qual ity not known on land. Thero wns no sense of muscular movement. It seemed to bo momentum devoid of the accompanying factor of speed. Irre sistibly, and yet quietly, the two were pushed toward the entrance In the flank of the island. In vain Donald resisted. In vain he tried to force a pnth toward the sub marine, dashing his fists against the bodies of the monsters. He made not the least impression upon those half spherlcal forms. A sea-man under water and one In the air had very different powers of resistance. He might as well have fought an army of animated feather beds. Slowly, without strain or attack, he felt himself being forced forward. He was held tightly on .every side, except for the narrow gap that opened In front of-hlra. He was forced to devote himself to supporting Ida. On every side the globular, trans lucent, phosphorescent forms seemed to crowd in on him, leaving only a tiny wny In the direction of one of the mud-plllnred entrances. Yet, even thus, Donald had the Impression of some unconscious force that animated "Lookl" Exclaimed Donald. these monsters; It seemed like the scouting expedition of a colony of red nnts, returning with Its booty, ne could sense no conscious Impulse in the sea monsters. His pace became accelerated, and suddenly, swept off their feet, Donald nnd Ida found . themselves within a huge cavern, faintly Illumined by phos phorescence, and roofed with the same cloudy substance thnt they had seen upon the ocean bed without. Tho monsters left them. Tho two stood there together, still In bewil derment. But they were not alone, for, with a shout, Davles emerged from the dim recess, and ran toward them, followed by Clouts. Their cyl inders nnd . headgear had been re moved. The four stared at one an other In Incredulous Joy. "They nabbed us tho moment we left the air-lock," cried Dnvles. grab bing tho lieutenant by tho hand nnd forgetting his discipline for the first time. "And Clouts, too. They sort of edged us In here. We were afraid you were dead." "They gave us a little longer res pite," answered Donnld. '.'Davles, am I mad or dreaming, or are we breath ing under water?" "If you'ro dreaming, then Clouts nnd I are too," said the little middy. "Hello I There . Clouts goes again I I've tried to keep him resigned, but ho gets frantic occasionally." With n sudden howl that seemed to rise from the depths of an outraged iature, Clouts, loworlng his head, rushed like a battering ram Into tho doorway. The watchers saw him re coll as If he hud butted a feather bed. Ho looked up, rubbed bis head In per plexity, and then, retiring a few paces, repeated his experiment more furiously than before. Again he was hurled back, as a ball rebounds from tho cushion of a -billiard table. Tho monsters bodies blocked the entrance as effectively as if they wore of rubber. Slowly Sam Clouts withdrew, look ing hack with a puzzled expression. Meanwhile tho three glanced about i They were In a huge natural cava. In which the mo inoii..ic .....' dently been at work, for the Interior was coaled with mud, hardened in some peculiar manner to resist the water. And yet Donald had the same Impression of a beehive. Thero waa something of sameness everywhere, tho same sense of automatism. It was quite bare, except at one end, where nroso a mud mound, deco rated with Hcashclls, and upon this was what looked like the upright skeleton of a small mammal. . "Look !" exclaimed Donald. "It camo from from behind the curtain I" said Davles in awe. "Don ald, the air was thicker . . . some thing keeps rolling back . . V They looted at each other, sttll un convinced that they were nwako and alive. Then they went toward the ob ject nt the end. , Sam Clouts, who had preceded them, fell back with an excluuiatlon of horror. "Ves, Clouts?" said Donnld. "I beg your pardon, sir, but don't you see thnt it's meant to be a per son, sir?" He spoke tho truth. The figure was n rough pile of bones, hut high above them a grinning htimnn face, made of the same plastered mud, looked down. It was the first sign of conscious process among the monsters, and somo devil craftsman had contrived to catch, not so much the form as the hurnnnncss o It. It wns upon n larger scale.'prcclsely such a figure as a child or a savage might have made In its first efforts to reproduce the human figure. Ther wero even the dawnlngs of art In the shape of whales' ear-bones, strung, hraeelcfwlse, across tho breast. Tho mound beneath the figure con sisted of innumerable bones, a sort of kitchen mid len such as Neolithic mnn left behind bii.t as a testimony to hit oyster feasts. Davles picked up one of tho bones and looked at It Intently. "Donald 1" he said softly, not to at tract the attention of Ida, who, seated on tho floor against the mound, seemed on the point of falling asleep from weariness. He held out the bone. Both looked at it. It was the bone of a flipper heel. The monsters were cannibal, beyond any doubt. "Davles I" cried Donald, a moment later. "Don't you see what that figure Is? It's an Idol. And the bones are those of creatures of their own spe cies, and others, sacrificed to It by the monsters In their abominable feasts. It's the first dawnlngs of self -consciousness, the awakening of the re ligious perceptions 1" There could be no other Intorpre- tntlon. They looked at each other in horror and something of awe. ' The thing had been fashioned, per haps, after an ideal never seen, or per chance some forgotten ancestor, cast up on an inhabited shore, had seen man and returned, to embody him In his remembered guise. So these hnlf-bllnd and voiceless devils of the sea were groping slowly upward, as our ancestors had done many a hundred thousand years ago, toward hope and endeavor. Tho Spirit of God Rtirred in the dull souls of these cannibal monsters, aa every where. Donald felt somehow immensely elated nt the thought Even here they were not cut off from the sheltering hand of Frovldence. "Look, sir!" Clouts exclaimed sud denly. (TO BE CONTINUED.) GROW POTATOES FROM SEED Experts of University of Washington Use White Fruiting Berry Which Hat Almost Disappeared. In an effort to restore the old-fnsh- loned potnto seed, an experiment is being made In the garden of the Uni versity of Washington. The white fruiting berry of the potato, which was found everywhere a generation ago nnd has now almost disappeared, was nsed to plant a patch, and the fruit lug potnto plants are being raised. With them have been planted a num ber of potato tubers la the usual way, nnd the lntter have grown much more rapidly than the plants which have developed from tho seeds. Tho object In seeking ta produce potato seed again Is that crossing of strains can tie secured In this way, leading to a more wholesome condition of the plant When propagation Is only by the roots there Is no chnnco for cross-fertlllza- tlon, and the same strain of potato will In time give out. Tho experiment Is being conducted under the direction of Assistant Prof. John W. Hotson of the department of botany. He Picked Up a Living. Sir John Kirk, who recently cele brated his fiftieth anniversary of work tn connection with the Raggd School union, tells nn amusing anecdote of how he once questioned a London wnlf whom he had befriended as to his method of earning a living. The young fellow's reply was typical of the London street nrab. "Well euv'nor." ho said. "It's like this. I picks strawberries In the sum mer, I picks 'ops In the autumn. In tho winter I picks pockets, and, as a rule, I'm plckin' oakum for the rest of the year." Argentina Oum In Demand. Ainonz tho Argentine Industries which have benefited because of the susnended ImDortntlon resulting from the Knronenn war. that of pitch gum Is found to be of Importance. The pitch gum of Argeatina is soiu unaer me name of Arabic gum nnd is used in the manufacture of candles. This product Is now being used extensively Instead of the Imported article and ef forts are being mndo to exploit m cultivation and production. Manifold Uses for Cotton. In calling attention to the manifold uses for cotton, coton seed and cotton seed oil, the Boston Herald mentions the following products: Hiotogrnphlc films, automobile windows, buttons, "Ivory," artificial silk, combs, knife handles, trunks, book bindings, shoes, furniture, hendwear, handbags, lard, soap, butterlne, paints, rubber, guncot ton and smokeless powder use! tn ej DloatTMU ' The business of the American Bed Cross Is "To nld In the prevention and alleviation of human suffering In times of peace and war." It was origi nally organized to supplement the med ical services of armies In times of war. When tho American National Bed Cross, by act of the United States con gress, approved Junuary 5, IMS, wns Incorporated nnd placed under govern ment supervision, Its purposes-'-In ad dition to Its duties In times of war were declared to bo; "To continue nnd carry on a system of national and International relief in tlrao of peace and npply the same In mitigating the sufferings cnuVed by pestilence, fam ine, fire, floodsnnd other aatlonal cn lamltles." This organization has there fore a great work to do at all times; for there Is always human suffering to be alleviated, but now that the world Is racked with war, Its work Is tre mendous, nnd It Is doing It la a wny that should make every man, woman or child who belongs to the Red Cross proud to be a member. It Is the only hope of thousands- of suffering human beings nnd stands between them and cold, hunger, sickness and despair. It Is the Instrument by which each one of us may make himself useful ; our only means of extending helping hands to the innocent victims of the war. No one can sturt the new year In a better wny than by Joining the Bed Cross and by aiding in the campaign for new members. In time of war the Red Cross chapters handle their ac Coats That Welcome the Cold & w ri8- v "J ' The tonic of the cold Is to be thank ed for much of our progress. North erners, obliged to stand It for months, get the habit of Industry and resource fulness; they have learned how to clothe themselves, to defy the weather and even to enjoy It. Inasmuch as thero are not enough furs on tho mar ket -to put fur garmeqts In the reach of everyone, and because the manufac ture of fur clothing Involves much time nnd work, which mean expense the .looms have been called upon to weave substitutes which provide ns much warmth as tho pelts of animals. Of courso wool Is our great depend ence In putting up defenses against the blasts of winter. Tho supreme achievements against the cold are voluminous coats of fur, or of cloth lined with fur. Next to these are fur fnbrlcs and cloth woven to insure warmth. Coats mado of these nnd trimmed with big collars and generous cuffs of fur make their wearers rejoice In winter and the vigor thnt Is its gift It is a tonic only bit ter to those who do not know how to keep comfortable, or have -not the means to. Illustrated above Is a coat foj tho heart of winter. It might be devel oped In many of the flat furs and trim med with marten, but as pictured It Is made of handsome seal plush. Its enveloping shawl collar broadens Into a cape over the shoulders, and back, Evening Hats. Evening hats commence to appear with tinsel lnce crowns or tinsel lnce brims. The other part often is of fur. In sport hats, of which there are fewer, Jhe crowns are often of felt, duvetyne or velvet, embroidered with colored yarns. These look well with the morning tailored suits, as they brighten them up, or with the big, long outside coats of duvetyne, cashmere, velour or Russian bollvla. Such coats pre a little too practical looking for the featherod or the velvet hats,. f- . ft. TWO I v ,1 x - n- tivities through various committees. They undertake to raise and collect funds; to manufacture hospital gar ments and supplies; to take charge of transportation and supplies; to aid families of soldiers and sailors and their widows nnd children ; to train for nnd assist In securing self-supporting positions for those permanently crip pled or blinded. In nny one of these lines of work women have proved themselves efficient. The manufacture of hospital garments and supplies Is left almost wholly to them, while men handle the miif.or of raising and col lecting funds and taking charge of transportation. The work In hnnd Just now calls, for special activity in securing new mem bers. The business men in any com munity are the ones to undertake the j planning and carrying out of cam paigns for Increased membership In the Bed Cross. In cities of consider able size good work Is often done by creating a rivalry between men In va rious lines of business ; the grocers un dertaking to secure a greater number of members, for Instance, than the dry goo'ds men or employees of one house entering into friendly competition with those of another bouse in the same lino of business. An able business man at the head of a drive for new mem bers will be able to engineer It In the most practical and efllclent way. House to house canvassing for new members Is about the most thorough going method. vm tug s ( j , and it has huge marten cuffs that may well answer tho purpose of a muff. The wldo band of marten about the bottom of tho coat adds to Its luxuri ous looks, more than to Its actual warmth, serving a good purposo In both these directions. For one of the duties of the comfortable midwinter cont Is to look Its pnrt This ample, straight hanging, con servative design Is to be recommended for tho midwinter coat whether of fur or of wool fabric. When the active northern womnn dons a coat of this kind, she gets Into it and expects to stny in It for three or four months, or until the siege of winter Is raised. Such a coat Is suitable for street, mo tor and other wear, and it is designed on lines of proved merit Its service able qualities are expected to outlast several winters, and Its business Is to be warm and convonlent This It ac complishes along with a style that doea not point to other days. The Return of Batiste. Because of the simplicity of waist styles the women turn more and more to tho fine fabrics. For this reason sheer batiste In soft ecru, flesh or white, Is very smart ' A Flesh Builder. As a flesh builder this cream Is ex cellcnt for the thin face. Melt thirty grams of lnmollne and twenty grams of sweet oil and when liquid beat in ona gram of tannin. To npply this lotion dip Into crenraand begin work at the forehead, rubbing it smooth with a ro tary motion, always with the upward stroke harder than the downward. Treat the checks and temples In the same manner. Dash cold water ovet flesh at the end of the treatment II will tighten and harden the akin. Vi INP10VED UNIFOIM INTERNATIONAL SDnMSfJIOOl Lesson (By E. 0. ......o, Auting Director of the Sunday School Course of the Moody Bible Institute, Chicago.) (CopyrlKht. 1917, Wojtorn Nnwnpnpnr Union.) LESSON FOR JANUARY 20 JESUS AT WORK. LESSON TEXT Mark 1:21.45. OOLDEN TEXT We murt work the work of him that lent me while it Is day. John 9:4. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL FOR TEACH ERS Matt. 4:23-2lr; Luke 4:16-22, 11-44; Mutt. 1:35-48: 11:28-30; Luke 8:1-1. PRIMARY MEMORY VERSE And he healed many that were elck. Mark 1:34. INTERMEDIATE TOPIC The power and sympathy of Jesua. MEMORY VERSE-Oal. 6:2. SENIOR AND ADULT TOPIC-Jeeui meeting human needs. At the risk of repetition we will once more call attention to the new plan of Sunday-school lessons. Its character istics ore : First, the uniform teaching. A general lesson title and the same general Scripture passages as the btuds of study for all grades. One Golden text for all, although frequently a de votional Scripture lesson and particu lar text which Is. Intended for the opening worship of the school or for departments of the school, with addi tional scriptural material for the use of teachers of the vorlous grades. Second, the grades and ages. The grades recognized nre : Primary, pupils from six to eight Inclusive; Junior, nine to eleven or twelve Inclusive; Inter mediate boys and girls, twelve or thir teen to seventeen Inclusive; senior or young people, eighteen to twenty-four; adults, twenty-five and upwards. ' Be ginners are not Included In these les sons, as they have been provided for In the beginners' lessons of the graded courses. Third, the graded teachers. Different lesson topics or titles aa adapted to the different grades. Again, memory verses for the various grades. Additional scriptural material Intended especially for the graded lesson wri ters and teachers. Sometimes the les son text for a certain grade Is simply a small portion of the uniform or gen eral Scripture passage for that day. The first six months of this year will be devoted to the Gospel of Mark. Every syllable will be covered during the course. Then there is to be a three months course of study in the Chris-, tlan life on such vital topics as: The Beginning of a Christian Life, Beading God's Word, Praying to- God, Obeying God, Growing Stronger, Speaking for Christ Conquering Evil, etc., appar ently disconnected, but really a vitally related course on topics dealing with Christian living. The Lesson for Today. I. The Man of the Unclean Spirit (vr. 21-27). Jesus was teaching In the synagogue, and the results were far different from those In Capernaum or Nazareth. (See Luke 4:10-80.) But as always, evil Is present with good, and evil always recognizes true piety, honce those present recognized that a God-sent man with a God-given mes sage was speaking. Sunday-school teachers should also spcuk with au thority, for we are as '"the oracles of God." (I Peter 4:11.) Notice Christ's power over spiritual evil. (vv. 23-27.) Demoniacal possession, we are told, is quite common today In China and other heathen lands. The terror of this de mon at the words of Christ mrfy sug gest how evil men will feel when Christ shall come again. As always, evil desires to be "let alone," but Christ would not let him alone. The demon did not want to come out, but he was helpless before tho power of Christ nnd had to come, and In coming be made himself so felt that the people were "all amuzed." Neither astonish ment nor amazement, however, Is con version; and, therefore, we are not surprised that the people did not ac cept Jesus Christ The presence of real miracles does not necessarily bring conviction of sin. II. Peter's Mother-ln-Law (w. 28-34. In this next scene we have one of the homes wherein Jesus manifested his power over physical or bodily illness. Notice Christ was abiding with his own loved ones. Ilere Is an example on the part of Christ of how to do per sonal work. Also an example and a testimony thnt service Is a testimony of grutltudo. The fact thnt this one was healed and that she began at once to serve, Is also a testimony to the fact of the cure. Thero was sickness in thnt homo, not "error of mortal mind," and they did what wns best brought the sick one to Jesus. Again In verse 30 Is this keyword of Mark's Gospel, "straightway." Jesus could heal at a distance (John 4:C0-C3), but he liked to como Btrnlght up to the afflicted one. Notice he took her by the hnnd. This, too, Is a lesson for ns. The gospel of a hnndvlnsp is too often neglectod. The "taking by-tho-hand" religion Is much needed in our churches today. Notice ho also "raised her up." People need to be lifted to day. It Is not enough to command them to rise; we must also help them to arise. Then it was that "the fever left her." Sickness, as well as de mons, gave way before the Lord. The evidence, as we have Indicated, of the fact of this woman bolng healed, was that sho began to use her new-found health and strength In ministering to the one who had healed her. This em phasizes the lesson of gratitude. Re member the scene of the lepers who were healed nnd only one of them re turned to thank the Lord for his re covery, So todny, many forget In our nation, as well as In Individual life, the real source of our blessings, and fall to be thankful. The concluding scene of this day, (w. 82-85) Is remarkable nnd presents a vivid and beautiful picture. "At even when the sun did Bet" (v. 82) they brought Unto him "all" that were dis eased. While all were gathered at the door, not all were healed, for the rec ord Bays, "many were healed." We read, "many are called, but few cho Ben." All that city was gathered that eventide about Peter's door (v. 23), but the aad part of It was that not all received the healing touch of Christ They had had a wonderful Sabbath day. They had seen proof of the power of the Master, - ' PROVEN SWAMP-ROOT AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS The symptoms of kidney and bladder troubles are often very distressing anil leavo the system in a run-down condition. The kidneys seem to suffer most, as si most every victim complains of lame back and urinary troubles which should not be neglected, as these danger signals often lead to more dangerous kidney troubles. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which, so many people say, soon heulu and strength ens the kidneys, is a splendid kidney, liver and bladder medicine, and, being an herbal compound, has a gentle heal ing effect on tho kidneys, which is al most immediately noticed in most cases by those who use it. A trial will convince anyone who may be in need of it. Better get a bottle from your nearest di'Ug store, and start treat ment at once. However, if you wish first to test th!s great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer k Co., Binghninton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper. Adv. Cyrus Nelson, ninety-one, conducts a potnto farm near Newberg, Ore, un aided. A man Is never too busy to listen when the lady on the sliver dollar talks. A torpid liver prpvmts proper fooil omilm llaHnn. Ton up your llvpr with Wrluhl'e Indian Vegetable Pills. They act gontly. Adv. Women employed In the Detroit au tomobile factories receive $03 to $100 per month. True happiness consists In tho pur suit of a thing rather than the catch ing thereof. Constipation, Indigestion, sick-headache and bilious conditions are overcome by a course of Garlield Tea. Drink on retiring. Adv. Self Inprovement First It Is folly for a man to expect the world to grow better until he beglim to notice Improvement In himself. To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take the Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking, as the formula is printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds np the system. 6o cents. Mistaken Identity. "What have you In gentleman's gloves?" asked the excited shopper of a well-dressed man who had laid his hat on the counter while ho mopped his bald head. "Both my hands, madam," ho re plied. "I'm not n floorwalker. 1'ui simply waiting here for my wife." Justifiable Adoption. Tho big, flat-footid, hungry negro was up for theft. "I caught him nlppln a fresh-made pumpkin pie from tho MacGrogor bouse, on Marguerite street," explained Officer Casey. , "Did you?" demanded the Judge. "Dat's a rough word, yo' honah sayln' Ah done stole hit. Now as ter do truf dat punkln pie wns settln' dar on do winder ledge, abandoned, Jedge. Nobody nowhnr nigh hit, Jedge. lilt was a case of 'Justifiable adoption,' brought on by do Chrlstnius sperrlt" Philadelphia Stur. Camp Meade Cures. Lieut. "Tom" Cunningham of South Philadelphia, a member of the quar termaster's department, was chatting about tho negro selected men, relates tho Philadelphia Ledger. "Boy, oh, boy," he said. "They hnnd you a laugh In every line. I was card-Indexing one of those bird from Tennesseo tho other day and I asked him a number of questions In a perfunctory wny. 'Ellmentnry educa tion?' I asked. 'Yassuh. 'High school?' 'Yes'sah.' 'College?' 'Yes sah.' Then I said to him, 'Where did you go to school?' 'Nowhnr,' he re plied, as quick ns that. "But that's" not nil," continued Lieutenant "Tom." "I shoved a foun tain pen nt this darky to sign his name, fie Just rolled his eyes for a few sec onds, and In a mournful voice said: 'Mn Gawd, mun, doesr we get Jnbbed every time we move around here? This darn place am Just one Jab after another.' "I didn't know what he meant until I found out from him that be had Just got his third shot of vaccine In tho arm. He had never seen a fountain pen, I gubss, for he thought It wns an other new-f angled affair to stab him with." r.VAWJ f1 TheRichFiavor Graffeits is due to the blend ing of malted barley with whole wheat flout Wheat alone does not possess this rich Havoc is also partly due to the barley for the barley contains a digestive which wheat lacks. "There's a Reason? i :: :, ! ! mm The wonderfully easy digestion of GraoeNuts