THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBUKO. PA.
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Reuter went inrougn a
Trouble. Doan'i Brought
Back Hia Health.
n iniunr I wai in terrible
from kidney trouble," says D.
"oldn t0? Decause 01 ui awiui
jjjjo my back nd the steady, dull
I had to be help-
r.ina across my kid-
re to bad and no-
knows the agony I
.Lh. I couldn't
Furthing and waa al-
riu '-r - . it
WJ1Q UC"
He urine passed far
.nil niirneu line u
Uwere acanty and I bad no control
mem. ----i -"a.
L of me grew uur" ana couian
Lkr several minutei. I perspired
L-lr and I was thirsty all the
L, for two yeari i sunerea, trying
Lvine after medicine without relief.
Im iut about discouraged and didn't
, i would ever be able to work
?ring about Doan'i Kidney PUh
id them anu luur iwin uurcu me.
kidneys Decamo iiurumi, my dack
nil md strong and all the other
Uld dimppeared.
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JAS. W. tAiin, notary ruDiie.
U Data's at Av Store, 80c Boa
JOAN'S WAV
Fast Runner.
k looked with some apprehension
he ginghams spread before her,
hrM don't look like fast colors to
I ibe said.
I'.tti they ore, ma'am," answered
Lopmon. "You Just ought to see
libra they begin to run."
MOTHER!
Lu ever used MOTHER'S JOY
! for Colds, Coughs, Croup and
kdIs, Asthma, and Head Ca
lf you haven't get It at once.
rare you. Adv.
When He Was Born.
rult walked up the main street
without saluting uny of the
s be nict. Flnully one of them.
; the apparent nonchalance of
in, ipprouched him and asked :
-iere, are you a private?"
I am an Italian," the rookie
of the recruits, a naturalized
u being examined by his cap
'i sere you born?" the latter
Kt twent'-two years."
Imean eighteen ninety-four?"
f agreed the rookie.
It month?"
laan puzzled over this a few
Then, with a cheerful smile,
Ned, onilubly :
I September, October, June, any-
I no care."
1
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!EAL BABY RASHES
i, Burn and Torture With Cutl.
tura Trial Free.
jCctlcura Soap bath Is soothing
p'ed skins when followed by
application of Cutlcura Int
ra Cutlcura for evcry-day tol-
firatlons to prevent such trou
per this treatment baby sleeps
Ints and hoalincnt follows.
Imple each by mall with Book.
postcard, Cutlcurn, Dept. L,
everywhere. Adv.
I No Cause for Action.
I'Test f Peter Leach was
Mit by the activities of his
if. relates on exchonee. The
I w facing the Judge.
Hi a ne'er-do-well, come-day-Mftless
sort of a chap, his
"tf In life Sccmtnir tn ha thnt
I? honest toil. Not only that;
rwracted the habit of com-
rfllll Of hnnTil" nrwl knnllni.
P lfe.
tony, to which tho 1ml
N Pntlontlv
I'-Jtit to a close nftpr wlil-h
pi'l: "It Reems to me, Mrs.
I tills Is a case where
t w possible for non-sup-
drew herself up to her
"wive height and cxclulm
"Illed with honest rebuke:
' ""nor, they can't bring
innie! I've took In wnshln'
lenihbln for th' last ten
"e lilin whnt vnn mlirht
' ne llvln ! No, he can't
m me, Judge."
Pellets are best for liver,
fXthreefor a cathartic Ad.
of humor Is sensibility,
r fellow-feeling with all
llstenep.
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MronoNAL
StlMSOIOOI
Lesson
:bj rev. p. b. fitzwajer, d. a,
Teacher of English Bible In the Moodl
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
Copyright, 1H7. Wntcrn Nwippir Union. I
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 25
A PSALM OF THANKSGIVING.
LESSON TEXT-Psnlma 103.
GOLDEN TEXT Bless the Lord, O m
out, Bnd forget not all hla benefHa.-Pt.
101:1
This Psalm Is man's response to the
goodness and mercy of God. It ex
presses the Joy and gratitude of u for
given sinner as he worships before
Ood. There is too much In this I'salm
for one to attempt to stt It forth, so
we must be content to display some of
Its most prominent notes.
I. Man's Entire Being Should 8lna
aoa'e praise, v. 1. The true worship
per praises God with every faculty of
his being; his Intellect, emotion, de
sires, affections nil unite In praising
Jehovah. The entire being responds
In a song of harmonious praise. Some
praise God with their voices but nol
with their hearts; some with their In
tellect but not with their affections;
some with their emotions but not wltt
their wills. That praise which Involve!
the entire being alone Is pleasing tc
God.
II. The Benefits Granted, vv. 2 0. Tho
Psalmist exhorts man not to forget all
God's benefits. This seems to be need
ed now as well as then, for most of us
are better nt remembering our trouble
and adversities, our losses and our sor
rows, thun we ore at remembering out
mercies and blessings. It would be a
good thing for some of us to keep a
record of tho good things of life and
see thot, after all, our blessings out
weigh our burdens. We have more
days of sunshine than of clouds, more
Joys thun we hnve of sorrows, more
hours when we ore free from pain thai!
wo suffer with pain. If God were
os forgetful of us as we ore of Him,
life would be hord Indeed.
(1) Forgiveness of sins, v. 3. In
forgiveness we ore freed from tho
curse of sin ami its blight and burdens
are removed. We are not only for
given, but we lire healed of sin's dis
ease I not only freed from the burdens
of sin but of Its effects, so that we do
not go after the things of this world.
To be snved for haven means that
we are saved from the world.
(2) Redemption, v. 4. We have
been saved by Christ giving Himself
as n ransom for our souls.
(3) Satisfaction, v. 5. When God
redeems, He so thoroughly renews tho
man that the good things which he
gets from God satisfy him. His bless
ings are so real that he finds satisfac
tion In God. Men and women of tha
world are reaching out after fleeting
things. They ore ever grasping after
something, biit ore never satisfied. Not
so with the redeemed soul; he finds
absolute satisfaction In the things
which God gives lilm. Worldlngs may
be satiated, but God's redeemed alone
are satisfied.
(4) Executing judgment In behalf of
the oppressed, v. 0. He Is always on
the side of the oppressed. God under
takes for his own, and sooner or latef
He" will mete out justice to all. There
Is a reckoning day for the world com'
lng. Those who hnve done evil shall
suffer loss ; those who huve done good
shall be rewarded.
III. Attrlbutea of God for Which He
Should Be Praised, vv. 7-18. Thcs.
attributes have been displayed In Qod'i
dealings with his chosen people.
(1) Merciful and gracious, v. 8. He
Is slow to anger and plenteous In mer
cy. An example of his mercy Is seen
In the father of the prodigal son run
ning to meet his son and kissing him.
A very little thought will make very
evident how God. withholds his nngei
and wtitts patiently for an opportunity
to extend his mercy.
(2) He will not always "chide," vv
8-12. When God forgives he forgive.
forever. Men say they forgive, bul
how often they "chide" ond "kecj
anger." God bus not dealt with us uc
cording to our sins, for, as the heav
ens are high above the earth, so great
Is his mercy toward them that thej
fear him. So really has God forgiven
us that our transgressions are as fat
removed from us as the East Is from
the West, nn Incalculable distance.
(3) He Is compassionate and tender
vv. 1314. This reveals God's fatherly
heart. He fully knows our weakness
He does not deal with us os though w
were strong. He knows how weak and
fallible we are through the fall. It If
consoling to know that God conslderi
our "frame"; He knows thot we a
"dust."
(4) His mercy Is everlasting, eternal
vv. 15-17. Man Is nt best transitory
but God Is eternal. The one who rest!
his hopes In God Is eternally safe
This should encourage us to lean not
upon man but upon God.
(5) God Is gracious to those who an
In covenant relationship, v. 18. If w
would enjoy these blessings revealed
In God's attributes we must be God'!
Mldi-cn. His .mercies tire restrictive
only bestowed upon his own children
IV. A Call to All the Universe t
Praise the Lord, vv. 19-22. Since Go
s such a wonderful Being, He bliouK
have universal praise. His kingdom ti
over all ; his Lordship should huvt
recognition.
The Coming
Kingdom
By REV. W. W. KETCHUM
Director of Practical Work Course.
Moody Bible Institute. Chicago
Complete Surrender.
Turn wholly from yourself and glvi
up yourself wholly to1 God with thest
words, "O my God, with nil thl
strength of my soul, assisted by th
grace, I resolve to resist and deny a I,
my own will, earthly tempers, sulflsj
lews and Inclination, everything thai
tho spirit of the world ond fallen na
ture prompt me to." This must be tha
dally, the hourly, exercise of yourmlud
till It Is wrought Into your very na
ture, and you feel yourself as habit
ually turned from your own will and
earthly desires as you ore from steal
ing and murder. As soon as the soul
Is thus dead to self, free from Its own
passions, and wholly given up to God,
happiness will follow. William Law.
1
TEXT Thy kingdom come.-Matt. 6.10.
Someone tins well said that this sec
mid petition of whut Is commonly
called the Lord's
prayer, "has Its
eye on the future."
liy this Is meant
Hint the kingdom
for which we pray
has not yet come,
Able expositors
often overlook
this simple fact
and write about
the kingdom, as
If we were at
reud In It. In
so doing, they fall
to note that this
petition plainly
puts the kingdom
In lb" future. How
Inappropriate It would be to pray for
rinetlilng to come that has already
lirrlved. Christ certainly would not
tench us after such a manner to pray.
If the kingdom bus come, we should
lluink God for It, and not ask him to
send that which ho has already given,
It may be that we have been using
this petition without realizing Its slg
nlflcance. If so, hereafter, when we
pray the Lord's prayer, .let us remem
ber that In voicing this petition we
are asking God Hint the kingdom may
come. It lias been promised by God
and It Is coming, but li-e other prom
ises of his, It waits upon tho prayers
of his people.
Exact Time Not Known.
Rut someone asks. "If we earnestly
in.1 bellevlngly pray, 'thy kingdom
come,' when will It appear?" Christ's
answer to his disciples, when they
asked him after lib resurrection If he
would at this time restore the kingdom
to Israel, Is the answer to this ques
tion: "It is not for you to know the
times or the seasons, which the Futher
luith put in his own power." (Acts
1 :0-7.) This makes It very clear that
ive cannot know the exact time when
the kingdom' will come. Hut while
this Is so, there Is one thing of which
we can be quite sure, for It Is so self-
evident. It Is that there can be no
kingdom without the King. The com
ing of the kingdom then, must be
linked up closely with the second
coming of Christ. In the parable of
the ten pounds, spoken when they
thought the kingdom should Imme
diately appear, Christ links up Its
coming with his return when he tells
of the nobleman who went Into a far
country to receive for himself a king
dom and to return. Christ, of course,
Is Hint nobleman. He has gone Into
fur country (heaven) to receive
(from the Father) a kingdom and to
return.
This Is quite contrary to the popular
teaching which has been In vogue since
Panlel Whitby voiced what he himself
styled his new hypotheses, two hun
dred years ago, that the kingdom Is
to come through the church conquer
ing the world. How pessimistic we
should be, If we believed this notion,
for the facts show Hint the world Is
fur from being conquered, notwith
standing the splendid work done by
the church In witnessing for Christ,
nnd being to the world Its light and
snlt. Credit the church with nil she
tins accomplished In evangelizing the
world and It Is still true that "the
whole world lleth In the lap of tho
wicked one;" (I John 5:11)) that "the
god of this age" Is Satan himself, "the
prince of the power of the olr," "the
spirit that now worketh In the chil
dren of disobedience." (H Cor 4:4;
Kph. 2:2.)
Until Jesus Comes.
It takes very little urgument to
prove this to people In these awful
days of this great world war. They
are beginning to see. as never before,
that the Word of God Is true In Its
statements concerning the downward
trend of this uge, ond os they study
It afresh, they discover that It holds
put no prospect of kingdom glory un-
Jesus comes. To believe this does
not make a Christian a pessimist, as
some would have us believe; on the
contrary, he becomes the brightest of
optimists, for his vision Is no longer
horlzoned by the things seen, but by
the promises of God, which are yea
and amen In Christ Jesus. Instead of
looking for u kingdom to be brought
about In the earth by the church con
quering the world, he l looking for
the King who will, when he comes,
set up on this earth his kingdom, and
riiininhnntlv relirn from sea to sea
md from pole to pole.
The fact thot the manifestation of i
the kingdom and the advent of Christ
are simultaneous, assures us that j
there will be no universal reign of
righteousness upon this enrth such os
1 - r.t nml I
men tiream oi imu hm-i nut ,
prophets tell of. until Christ comes.
Even should this war usher In, os
some think It will, a day
When the war drums throb no longer,
And the baltle lUiga are furled,
In the parllument of mun,
The federation of the world.
Thnt duv. however, will not last, for
Jesus soys "nation shall rise agnlst
tuition, and kingdom against kingdom, i
nnd there shall be earthquakes In
divers places, and there sluill be fa
mines and troubles : These ore the be
ginnings of sorrow." (Mark 13:7-8.)
Hope for the world lies not In Its
ilcmocratlzotlon, but In the return of
the Lord Jesus Christ. When he
comes the golden age will have
Uuwncd, and the kingdom, for the com
Jng of which we pray when we soy,
"thy kingdom come," will be In visible
glory upon the earth. Then, ond not
till then, "they shall not hurt nor de
stroy In all my holy mountain, for the
earth shall be full of the knowledge
of the Lord, as the waters cover th
sea." (Isa. 11 :0.)
Temperance
Conducted by the National Woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
INDICTMENT AGAINST ALCOHOL
"The medical profession has been
Charged with being In favor of the use
if alcoholic beverages," says Dr. W. A.
Evans, former head of the heulth de
partment of Chicago. "The charge
:annot be sustained. Alcohol for In
ternal use rurely Is prescribed by
physicians except when such prescrib
ing Is done for the purpose of evad
ing some law.
"Theoretically, 'alcohol Is both a
medicine and a food. So far as oil
practlcul purposes are concerned, It Is
neither a medicine nor food. Dis
cussing It as a medicine, alcohol be
longs In a group In which there are
troplne, aconite, eplnephrln and ex
tracts of thyroid. These medicines
are so powerful thut they are but
rarely used.
'Thyslcluns know so little about the
mechanism of the sympathetic nerv
ous system, on which most of tho ef
fects of these remedies are exerted,
thut none of them la liable to be gen
erally used within the next few years.
In tho meanwhile, the old-time uses of
alcohol for medicinal purposes huve
either been discontinued or else they
are condemned by the medical profes
sion. "Alcohol once was used for consump
tion. It Is not used as a cure for this
disease now. It once was used as a
remedy for blood poisoning septicae
mia and pyemia. It now Is known
that its uso lessens the chance of re
covery from these diseases. It once
was used us a cure for colds and bron
chitis and as a preventive of pneumo
nia. It now Is known that it makes
colds worse and It Increuses the chance
of pucumoiilu. '
"It formerly was used os a cure for
snake bite. It Is not so used now. It
decreases th) bodily resistance to
snake bite. Tno only good It ever did
was to destroy the awful feur which
sometimes shot'ts persons who huve
been bitten, and .u that way Indirectly
contributed to cut .
"Alcohol former. was used for
shock on the theory 'hat It was u
stimulant. It Is not b stimulant. It
prevents fear and may in that way do
good ; otherwise it does htu i". Its use
In shock Is being discontinued. Am
uioulu and coffee ure tuklng Its place.
"It Is widely used for the discom
forts of natural bodily functions. Phy
sicians condemn Its use for this pur
pose as being unscientific and harmful.
There Is a notion that gin Is good for
the kidneys. There Is nothing worse
for the kidneys than gin.
"Alcohol is disappearing from first-
aid cublnets, physicians' satchels ond
hospitals. Within a few yeurs It will
disappear from that part of .drug
stores devoted to the filling of pre
scriptions."
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP
will quiet your courjh, soothe the In
fliimniotlun of n sore throat and lungs,
stop Irritation In the bronchial tubes,
Insuring a good night's rest, free from
coughing and with ensy expectoration
In the morning. Made and sold In
America for flfty-two years. A won
derful prescription, assisting Nature In
building up your general health and
throwing oft the. disease. Especlully
useful In lung trouble, asthma, croup,
bronchitis, etc. For sule In oil civil
ized countries. Adv.
Island of Mlndoro.
. So prolific was the Island of Mlndoro
In the Philippines at one time In the
production of rice that it wus popular
ly called "the grannry of tho Philip
pines." Sugar, cotton, hemp, nnrt oth
er crops thrive on the Island, when
properly cultivated. Yet Its economic
conditions ore extremely backward,
and a large port of Its population Is In
a constunt state of poverty. It has Al
together about 39,000 Inhabitants.
Among theso are 18,000 Tagulogs, 7,200
Mangyones, 2,000 Vlsayans, and of
Ilocanos less than 1,000. Of tho whole,
over 7,000 are pronounced savage; a
largo proportion of the remainder are
densely Ignorant.
KLIXIH BABFK WORTH ITS WEIGHT
IN OOI. D IN Til It f-HII.lrriNEM.
"I contracted malaria to I we, and after a
rrar'a frultlcaa treatment by a prominent
Waablnctoo Physician, your Kit sir Habek
entirely cured me. Oa arrtTlut: be re I came
. ...... .. ui.i.i i -, u worm lorm
and aent bums fur llabrk. Attain ll
proved Ita Talne It Is worth Ita weight In
I (old here." Brasla O'Hapan, Troop JC, Ita
'. fl. CaTalry, Balayan, Philippines.
Kllilr Babek, 60 rente, alldrinrfrMta or by
Parrel Poet, prepaid, from Klociewekl Co.,
, Washington, D. 0.
' Gave Her a Tip.
J It was her first voyage, and she
had made herself disliked by the o Ul
cers because of her many foolish ques
tions. It fell to the lot of the stew-
' nrd to sllenco her.
"Doesn't this ship tip a good deal',
sir?" she asked that oillclul.
' "Perhaps It does, madam; It Is no
I doubt trying to set a good example to
' tho passengers."
ACID POISONING!
The most eminent physicians recoitnlie
that uric acid atored up In the eyetem la
the cauae of Rout and rheumatism, that
thla uric arid poison li present In the
Joints, musclei, or nerves. By experi
menting and analyals at the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute In Buffalo,
N. Y., Dr. Pierce discovered a combina
tion of native remedies that he callod
An-u-rlc, which drives out the uric acid
from the system, and In this way the
rain, swelling and Inflammation subside,
f you are a sunVrer from rheumatism,
backache, palna here or there, you can ob
tain Anurlc, double strength, at any drug
store for 60 cents, and get relief from the
pains and Ills brought about by uric acid:
or eond Dr. Pierre 10c for trial pkg. Anu
ria which you will find many times more
potent than llthla and eliminates uric acid
almost as hot water melts sugar. A short
trial will convince you. Send a sample of
your water to Dr. Pierce and It will be
tested free of charge.
Anurlc Is a regular Insurance and life-
saver for all big meat eaters and thoae
who deposit llme-eatta In their Joints.
DELAWARE NEWS
Bethany Beach, Del. "I had a corn,
plete breakdown from overwork, so
the doctor said. I surely was a com
plete wreck and suffered terribly from
bladder and kidney trouble; In fact,
I was down on the Oat of my back for
about two weeks, could not do any
thing. My suffering was so great I
can't explain It. The doctor said I had
Inflammation of bladder and kidneys.
He came every day and flnnlly mnn
oged to get me up and around, but I
still was a great sufferer. I never got
much relief until I began to take Dr.
Pierce's Anurlc, and from the very
first dnsc I began to get relief, and In
two days I felt well, and I never hov
had one symptom since. I can't
praise this medicine enough. I have
been waiting to see If the pain would
return, but I believe I nm cured."
MRS. ALMIRA I. HENDERSON.
Write Dr. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo, N.
Y for free medical advice. Adv.
IS HUMANITY'S GREATEST FOE
It is always a terror to old people and a menace at some time or another to every
human being, young or old. It is tha forerunner of more ills and suffering
than almost any of NATURE'S DANGER SIGNALS and should never be
allowed to go unheeded. At the very first indication of constipation get DR.
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WHY NOT PROHIBIT WATER?
A letter clipped from one of the
New York morning papers has been
sent us for publication. The writer
urges that wuter should be prohibited
us It causes the deaths of thousunds
of people by engendering typhoid and
other diseases. This reusoning Is typ
leal of much thut emanates from tho
liquor trufllc. Water does not cuuse
disease. It has never poisoned any
mun. It is only when some poison
like typhoid pollutes the water that
there Is danger. The remedy Is to
prohibit or do away- with the poison,
not the wuter. And this, says Tem
perance, Is precisely what modern san
itary science is trying to do. We no
longer confine our efforts to the suv
lug of the victims of typhoid, we seek
to prohibit or destroy the cause. The
efforts of temperance people to do
tiway with alcohol as a beverage it
perfectly logical because alcohol Is a
poisonous drug. If nlcohol were as
harmless as water only lunutlcs would
udvocute Its prohibition.
Notice to SickWo
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BEER MUST GO.
In not one of the 20 dry states, nor
In the District of Columbia, Alaska or
Porto Rico, does the prohibition law
exempt beer. Beer Is not exempt In
the army oud navy prohibition regula
tions, nor In any territory under fed
eral prohibition. In Oregon, Washing
ton, Colorado aud Arizona the brewers,
with millions of dollurs behind them,
tried to force a beer amendment upou
the people, and In every case were
overwhelmingly defeated. These facts
and the growing anti-beer sentiment
throughout the country should con
vince the brewers aud their backers
thut any attempt to put a beer and
light wine exemption cluuse tn the res
olution now before congress for a pro
hibition amendment to the federal Con
stitution Is doomed to fullure. They
would better save their money for the
transforming of their breweries Into
food-producing factories.
In Bad Way.
"What do you know of the charac
ter of this man?" was asked of n
witness ot a police court the other
day.
"What do I know of his character?
I know It to be unbleuchiilile, your
honor," ho replied with much em
phasis. Christian Register.
We often do more good by our sym
pathy than by our lubors. Frederic W.
jForrar.-
THE EVILS OF ECHO.
A certain glen tn Scotland had the
reputation of having a splendid echo.
An English gentleman visited the
place and asked his guide about the
echo.
"Just shout 'Two bottle of whisky,' "
sold the guide.
The gentleman did as requested, and
after waiting for several minutes he
turned to the Scot nnd said:
"But I do not hear ony echo."
"Maybe no," chuckled the Scot, "but
here's the lassie coniln' wi' the Tjhls
ky." Temperance.
ImDortantto Mother
t Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORLA, that famous old remedy
for Infants and children, and see that it
Tlaara rti
Signature of C&(fMZZ&U
In Use for Over SO. Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Costoria
As Old as His Son
Sixty days In the workhouse wns
the sentence, but It had nothing to
do with the startling reply of the pris
oner, standing before Judge Pugh to
receive Justice on a charge of assault,
relates the Philadelphia Press.
The usual number of iestlons wns
asked. Then the Judge i.viulred:
"Your futher living?"
"Yes."
"How old Is he?"
"Same age os me." v
Judge Pugh glared.
"I said how old Is your father?"
"As old us I am, your honor."
"Tuke care!" warned the court.
"Now, answer properly."
"I have," sold the prisoner. "He be
came my futher the same day I became
his son."
NOT A SQUARE DEAL.
' More and more ore the women of tho
country coming to see the absurd In
consistency of the kitchen economics
urged by government agents while the
breweries ore permitted td destroy
nearly a loaf of bread a day for every
family in America.
FOR FOOD ONLY.
Let us use all the grain we have for
food and none for intoxicants. Theo
dore Roosevelt
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system, 6o cents.
Skittish.
"Marry money, my boy j marry mon
ey." "Urn?"
"It's Just as easy to love a rich girl
as a poor girl."
"But It Isn't as easy to get 'em to
marry you, old top."
A loafer Is a man who rests before
he gets tired.
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy
Vn Smarting Jml tra Comfort. W eernj at
(irnnirlita or malL Writ for tn Bra Book.
iHIJUJia XJC UlUUI CO., CIUCAUO
Spotted the Winner.
A gentleman who lived in central
Africa for many years possesses nn
amusing drawing of a "race meeting"
out there, A leopard is chasing, and
rapidly overhauling, a fat old white
man, and two giilly-nppnrelled natives
are lookers-on.
"Can you spot the winner?" mur
murs one to the other.
"The winner," Is the soienin reply,
"Is spotted already !"
One bottl of Dr. Pefry's "Dfad Shot"
will save you money, time, anxiety and
health. On don sufficient, without Caator
Oil in addition. Adv.
Horserace Proves Man's Age.
A man's ago was decided in a pe
culiar manner before n flreenwlch,
Kngliind, court recently. The military
authorities claimed that a mun, Ueorge
Frederick Grundeer, was not forty
three years old, and therefore still
liable for service. The man's defense
was that he was past his forty-third
birthday. In support of this defense
he stated that he was born on June
3, 1874, the dny Georgo Frederick won
the Derby, and that he was named af
ter the horse. The defense was Ac
cepted, ond the man was discharged.
$100 Reward, $100
Catarrh la a local disease greatly Influ
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE
la taken Internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sye
tem. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the dlaeaae,
glvea the patient strength by Improving
the general health and asslsta nature In
doing Ita work. (100.00 for any case of
Catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE falls to cure.
Druggleta 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
fTnrefr)art aram
lh&m Jnat Yager's
UCu.-iJ Liniment is the
bettand most euo-
nnmipa 1 linim.R.
for general stable use.
For strained ligaments, spavin,
harness Kails, sweeny, wounds or old
aores. cuta and any enlargements,
itgiveaquickrelid.
A J5o bottle contains more than
the usual JOc-botile ot liniment.
35c PE1 BOTTLE AT AU DEALEU
YAGER'S
LINIMENT
GILBERT BROS. CO.
Baltimore, Md.
Gift to British.
A munificent gift to the British na
tion Is being made by a Leeds gentle
man, In the form of his famous collec
tion of old Dutch and Flemish mas
ters, Including notable examples by
Rubens and Vondyck. There ore up
wards of fifty pictures In the collec
tion, which will be handed to a trust
to be known as the National Collection
Trust ; nnd they will be shown oil over
the country. It Is estimated that the
value of the collection Is something
like three hundred and fifty thousand
dollars.
The Sort
"Jaggs regards local option with
sort of tigerish roge."
"Yes; a bllnd-tlgerlsh roge."
Audacity Is stepfather of success.
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Wo. and t" DnitrHta.
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ipeolallr adapts u traektni, trait and poultry
FOR COUGHS COLDS
-Hake It prompt and flectrr rented r one
that acta quickly and eeoUlna bo opiates.
Too can get such a remedy by asking lor
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