THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. fSEAT BIG MONEY All. &lng BeMnlng vavi i, 4rwln dividend! from amall Invest, i. In fround-noor Ibarra of rsllabl oil 2 riUnlnr eompanle. Wit at onto for jjlfSEf BOOK OF PHOTOS AID OIL FACT? wt blf substantial, ahare-anA-share-kllki rellnlnf company (aovarn.d br boar ! 11 conwrvatlvo bankers) owning 46,001 -1 of valuabla oil lesse deposited It " til paid tor and certified or law, la Slum " -" tha world' richest oil 2mTBI wall o drilling Doses welli uarlM a000' ?"Iodern " R'AOtfr to bf iVtX rol"vel' your fa,r '"d square t L bpp'rlunltr (fro from pumbus oi -.ikons) to buy II par shares NOW failr-hianaa'ed, fast-growing company, ,H 4 uriMNO CO, Oklioom City, Okie, OdCAL SALESMAN ihi merchandise broker wanted toaoll ncka and bulk teas and conoea, Com' oiling agency. 0od 0noa " tanl VJtabll'hod Ural. Wrlu for partleulare I., k inbiiera. ijeeiumais crouos uui P. oVthrr W1U leu our lino exoiuilTeir. 2. bia oUr aoeuont. also territory desired 0 urtru&WM rt fj V L HAIR BALSAM . Atollrt preparation of marl! Hslpi to andlaaU dudralC. For Rastoein Color an1 Baan(rtoOnTrFddrUk-, Sins, and f LOOat Pmrgttu. t ' la Munw .nil ! r a r ' f Irnniff it It because be has no wife to tell 1 torpid HVvr conamon prvTama propel Li Limitation. Ton upVour llvar with .tfrtfa Indian Tcf.tablo Alls. Tbaf aol Lit) ana auraly. Adv. The Era of Censorship. i little knowledge Is a dangerous IM" exclaimed the man who quotes. Possibly, replied senator sorgnum. i met deal Just now depends on how W jot your Information nd what Taken In Bales. Ten people are In business for Vr health." Th nawnbrokers seeni altruistic, Uner. I'm sure they can never get t of ill those guitars and revolvers b to graciously loan money on." i Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System uitht Old Standard GROVE'S LESS chill TONIC. You know tre taking, as tha formula is oo every label, snowing It is ud Iron in a taatelese form. Tha itm drives out malaria, tha Iron tp the system. 6o cents. Why Look? lit Jenkins, a regular visitor In the Mori consulting room, started on long story of her troubles. The Ur endured It patiently and gave mother bottle. At Inst she started kind the doctor was concrntulatlns pelf, when she stopped and ex blued: "Way, doctor, you didn't look to set ij tongue wnn coated?" Iknow It Isn't," wearily replied the Viicsl man. "Ytv don't find grass since track." MOTHER! 1 In yon ever nsed MOTHER'S JOY ps for Colds, Coughs, Croup and rmnonia, Asthma, and Head Co p If you haven't, get It at one in rare you. Aar. Sure Enouah. He bull hud gone over the fence, as p vlll In suburbnn gardens, and a p but unnbnshed bntsmnn ap- F t the front door to ask for It pa appeared an Irate father. w dnre you show yourself at ms Fl How dnre you ask for your 1 W) you know you nearly killed my children with Itr m you've got ten children," en Id mi lad, "and Tva only rot na The "Cat Squadron." N Britain was the first naval f to build the battle-crulBer. Close "Hg enrae Germaciy, Russia "'Pan; but all others, iaelndlng Cslted SltM lm tin kcH-iik. min tllOlr lino nf hnttla T wiva '"ithen the ImVimltaMe, the first linm. One yir later he fe Atlantic at a frpeed of a jw than 25 miles aa imwjt. The nd TnvlrrdMe followed, und, : Europonn war came, Great d a squndron that proved worth to her. In the Jot 'lf, however, three f tfce Brit- cnihors were ausk, shells f, "un weir armor and rplod lnagny.lnes or boilers. The fj I urHrdrMlnaiiglit would '""noiy hnve proved too strong "ltHS thilt ABOimmA tlu. 7"- The famous "Cat Squad- "wnnfle It Induded the 'WiVr, S today the Inst word 0111 1 OAS- ttaaO 1 M. afAms Amorlonn battle cruisers " w being built will far eat- cats" In every feature. ins. In St. Nicholas Maga- toSTAHT PtHTWI POSTUM 0 Cereal Here's No doubt about botuH OSTUM AS A HEAitu Movement over COFFEE MARYLAND NEWS : BRIEFLY. TOLD Latest Happenings Gleaned From All Over the State. LIVE NOTES AND COMMENTS One of the barns on the It. W. Wal dron estate, at Mlddleburg, was de stroyed by Are of Incendiary origin. In the building Were farm horses, ma chinery, hay, etc. The horses were saved, but tha other contents were de stroyed. The Are destroyed the hay barracks also, and some small out buildings. Shortly before the Are broke out a man was seen running from the barn. An Investigation dis closed the fact that the building was set on Are In three places. In response to a telegram from the State Bar Association members of the Dorchester Bar met at the Court House to organize for the purpose of pushing the second Liberty Loan. Judge John R. Pattlaon presided and V. Calvin Trice was secretary. Great Interest was manifested and a resolution was adopted offering the services of the members of the bar Individually and collectively to the Loan Committee. The members of the Bar as Individuals subscribed to about 115,000 worth of bonds. The Caroline County Chapter of the American Red Cross Society, which obligated to equip 45 beds In one of the base hospitals in France, has com pleted the work, and the equipment was forwarded from the county to be sent lo France, the equipment for each patient being: Six sheets, 4 draw sheets, 4 pillow canes, 3 suits of pa Jamas, 4 hospital bed shirts, 1 con valescent gown, 4 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of bed socks, 2 bath towels, 4 face towels, 3 wash cloths, 1 pair of slippers, 1 hot-water bag cover, 1 Ice bag cover and 6 handkerchiefs. John L. Zimmerman, of Cumberland, died in the Washington County Hos pital from injuries received when a motorcycle on' which hnand John T. Weber, also of Cumberland, were rid ing ran Into as automobile driven by B. W. Pickett, Woodbine, Md., along the state road near Benevola. Weber was almost instantly killed and Zim merman was picked up in an uncon scious condition and rushed to the hos pital here, where it was found he had both legs hroVen and was Internally Injured. The police of Cumberland have peti tioned for 'an increase of salary, from 375 to $86 per month, but it does not look as though the council will be able to grant It before making the next an nual levy, about six months from now. The amount appropriated for police purposes will Just about run the de partment at the present salaries until time for the next levy. Mayor Koon and "three commissioners have spoken In favor of the Increase and are trying to work out some method to grant the Increase. County Treasurer Shanahan hns Just received a check from the Harford County Breeders' Association for the mm of 14,868.67 as Harford county's share of the receipts of the recent race meet at Havre de Grace. The spring race meet netted the county 32,068.12, making a grand total of 36,934.69 the county has received as its share of both meets. The amount will be equally divided among the Ave county districts for public road improvements. The feeding of these small Ash Is aomethlng of which the public general ly have no conception. For Instance, gills and bream Ash will be given a diet of sound beef liver, until they are large enough to be distributed. Bass or catflsh are to receive cut trout dur ing their infantile period. Supervision of this work will be done by W. G. Bell, assigned to the State Conserva tion Commission by the United States Bureau of Fisheries. At the conclusion of a trial lasting eight days, a Jury In Circuit Court at Harrisonburg returned a verdict of sec ond degree murder In the case of Itdbert Monger, who killed J. Milton Hensley, near Elkton, on August 10, and fixed his punishment at eight j-ars in the penitentiary. Mra. Berkeley ' Rohrer, of Clear Springs, who was Btruck by an auto moMle driven by Peter Yost, Grants vine, n the state road, near her home, died after having lived two days with a fractured skull. Mrs. Rohrer did not regain consciousness after the acci dent She was 65 years of age. Frederick county will subscribe $1,. 800,000 to tire second National Liberty Loan, which Is about $200,000 In ex cess of the minimum amount deslg sated as this county's quota. This was decided at a meeting of the Frederick County Liberty Loan Committee. Harford county women are making a canvass of the county to learn how strictly the food conservation plans are being carried oat Arthur McGaw, colored, who was re cently convicted of manslaughter, for the killing of William Hughes, white, of Havre de Grace, was sentenced by Judge Harlan to eight years in the penitentiary. A canning factory and laundry owned by J. O. Scarborough, Fallston, was destroyed by Are and only through lard work on the part of Mr. Scar borough and Ms neighbors was it pos sible. I) save 'Us home and a large "lain " - What's Going On in Maryland THE 8TATE-8 LARGE PLAN8. Uncle Sam and Commissioner Hoover will have a local ally in the campaign for conservation of food, which, if present plans' mature, will give to the people of the United States seafood in such quantities as hereto fore only dreamed of. The State Conservation Commission raised the Aag of Maryland over two new plants, which have been secured for the propagation of Ash to be dis tributed in the Bay and tributaries and mountain streams of the state. Wil liam H. Kllllan, secretary of the com mission, closed a deal for a houseboat used for a number of years on the Bay and known as the "Floating Theater." The boat Is 75 feet long, with a 20 foot beam, and is peculiarly adopted for the work for which it Is Intended. On this boat the Conservation Commis sion hopes to turn out shad, perch and herring in endless quantities. In addi tion an attempt Is to be made to propa gate rockflsh. Little or any effort has heretofore ever been made to cultivate thla delicious member of the finny tribe, and It is thought that the Chesa peake Bay and tributaries will receive in the spring thousands of these small Ash to be turned loose for propagation. The second plant is to be located at the foot of the Catoctln Mountains, near Llttlestown, Frederick county, and will be both a hatchery and pond plant There are already some 15 ponds covering from half to one acre of water area. At this plant It is proposed to pro dues trout, bass, catflah, crapple, blue gills and bream. These three latter species are practically unknown to the commercial fish markets In this state, but are excellent food Ash. They are to be distributed into fresh-water streams, and as each of these species are Ash thnt readily take the hook and line, it will mean not only furnishing many pounds of food to the country generally, but will furnish devotees of the angling sport an unusual opportun ity to ply their art. K. T. Weber, Cumberland, was killed and J. L. Zimmerman, Cumberland, probably fatally Injured when a motor cycle they were riding crashed into an automobile belonging to B. W. Pickett, Woodbine, on the State road at Benevola. Zimmerman was driving the motorcycle and Weber was on the rear. Beat Zimmerman was carried with the machine into the car and wedged fast. Weber was hurled over the machine to the side of-the road. He was dead when picked up. During a quarrel over the spoils of a crap game aboard the supply train on the Baltimore and Ohio, Monroe TIbbs, colored, 17 years old, drew a knife from his pocket and stabbed Elijah Burley, 23, colored. The knife pierced Burley's heart, and be died in aTfew seconds. Tlbbs was arrested and lodged in Elkton Jail. The affair took place near Barksdale Station. Governor Harrington demonstrated his ability as a marksman with a ma chine gun at a test or the Berthler rapld-Arlng rifles of the Motor Arms Battery at Saunders- Range. The test was made by the battery for the Mary land Council of Defense, Governor Har rington, Adjutant General Warfleld and a number of state officials. "Food Will Win the War Don't Waste." This slognn has been placed on a sign board to be erected on the courthouse green In Salisbury. The board Is 16 feet high by feet wide, beautifully designed and painted In color, brlow the slogan the national food seal and at the top lighted by 12 electric lights. The "Washington County Temper ance League has sent to the Demo cratic and Republican Legislative can didates questions concerning their at titude on the enactment of laws for the enforcement of prohibition, which goes Into effect May L Governor Harrington has appointed Mrs. J. Kemp Stevens, of Denton, chairman of the Women's Council of Defense for Caroline county, to All the vacancy caused by the resignation of Mrs. Thomas W. Jones, of Rldgely, who resigned on account of her health. News was received In Easton that Sergeant George H. Davis, son of Carl ton C. Davis, died in France, October 6, of gunshot wounds. The tolegram from the War Department to the elder Davis simply stnted that Sergeant Davis had died of gunshot wounds and that a letter giving details would fol low. J. Calvin Boulden, brother of Mrs. James E. Dean and Mrs. Wm. T. Boulden, of Elkton, was killed by cars at Butler, Pa. Forty residents of Bush River Neck appealed to Secretary of War Baker to abandon the Harford site for prov ing grounds. Struck by an automobile driven by Foster Yost, of Grantsvllle, Mrs. Berke ley Rohrer, 79 years old, near Clear spring, was Berlously injured. Seven employes gathered 190 bushels of potatoes on the patch of two acres of Owen Hltchlns, near Frostburg. The air pressure developed by the opening and closing of ordinary doors has been utilised by a Fiench inventor for the automatic winding of clocks. The phrase "a cock-and-bull story" Is a corruption of the words, "a con cocted and bully Btory," the latter term being derived from the Danish word hullen. "exaggerated." TRADING EfiEi AC! President Delegates Broad Powers Lto New War ' Trade Board. IMPORTS TO BE RESTRICTED Washington, Oct. 14. Broad war powers conferred upon the President by the Trading With the Enemy Act were put Into operation under an execu tive order issued tonight delegating the authority under the law to varlius gov ernment departments and to a newly created War Trade Board. This trade board la romporei) of tha nir-m-bnri nf the Ki porta AilnilnUlrntlro Hoard, which It will replace, with the addition nf a reprMrntitlva of the Tmiaury IM-part-ment. It will continue to Uen export, and Will exrrrlaa a alrollar control orer Importa aa anon aa the I'realctent proelnlmi under authority of the TracllijK With the Enemy Act, tbe articles to be an reatrlcted. Trading" or commercial denllng of any nature with any enemy company or agent In thla country or abroad la fori)ldden, ex cept under license 'of the War Trade Board, which alo la authorlxed to llcenae enemy or "ally of enemy" companies doing bual neaa In tbe United Htatea, except Insurance com pan lea wboae itiierTlalon Is Intruated to the Treasury Department. Ceneorehlp Board Named. Cenanrahlp of mails, cables, radio and telegraph niesangc paaalng out of the United Mates Is placed In the hand of a Censorship Board, consisting of repre sentatives of tha War, Nary and Toat office Department, the War Trade- Hoard and of Oeorg Creel, chairman of the Com mittee on IMihllc Information. To the Treasury la assigned the regu lation of transactions In foreign exchange and exportation of gold or silver coin under lloenv, and enforcement of the law's pro vision against transmission to the enemy of Informa.'inn by any other means than regular malls. The Treasury also Is an thorlxed to license Insurance or reinsur ance companies nf the enemy or ally of the enemy doing business within the United States. lteifiil ill m of the ue of enemy owned or controlled patents for the war, and of the grantln? or publication of patents con taining Info million raluaHV to the enemy, la given to .e Federal Trade Commission. Forrla t.aaauate Papers. The PoHlmasti ' ilenernl la entrusted with supervision over nl licensing of foreign language newspsp, -. In anticipation of this authority Postm -t.rOnernl llurlcsnn has been receiving appn ntlons for licenses and will begin Issuing t'im before Tues day, October ltt, the dale t ho provision of the law becomes effective. All such papers except those grunted licenses are required under penalty to file with their local post masters before publication true translation of all matter periilulng to t'nlted States Government or the Governments of any other nation at war. The same section of the law mnkes it unlawful to circulate In any manner matter made unmailab'e by the Rjplnunge act. The President's order defies the powers of the alien Property Oust oil Inn to net as trustee for nil enemy property within the United States or to lsue licenses exempt ing enemy companies from bis supervision. An appointment for this position will be ninde soon. The (wcretary of State Is empowered to license the transportation of enemies lo or from the United' Stales through the existing passport menus. The Secretary of Coni merce will rein In his present authority to review the decisions of customs I'ollectnra refusing clenranrea to vessels carrying car goes lu violation of the Trailing With the Enemy Act. Personnel Of War Trade Board. The new War Trade Hoard Is to con sist of Vance C. MeCnrnilck, chairman rep resenting the Secretary of Slate; Dr. Alonsn E. Tnylnr, rprosentluir the Secretnry of agriculture ; Thomas ll. Jones, represent ing the Jiecretnry of Commerce; Heaver Whlto. representing the Knod Administra tor; Frank C. Miinson, representing the Shipping Hoard; and a representative of tha Secretary of the Treasury, yet to be named. All but the Treasury representa tive are now membera of the Exporta Ad ministrative Hoard, whose work hereafter will he done by the llureau of Exports of the War Trade Hoard. The name of the present Export Council la changed to War Trade Council, with tho Secretary of the Treasury and Chair man Hurley, nf the Shipping Hoard, added to Ita membership, the Secretaries of State, Agriculture and Commerce and the Food Administrator. This body will net lit an advisory capacity to the President and the War Trade Hoard. Power In President's Order. JThe President's order vests In tbe War Trade Hoard power to license trade "di rectly or Indirectly with, lo or from or for. or on account of, or on behalf of, or ifor the benefit of, any other person, with kimwledgp or reasonable cause to believe that such other person Is an enemy or ally f enemy, or 1h conducting nr Inking part In such trade directly nr Indirectly for, or on account of, or on behalf of, or for the benefit of, au enemy or ally of enemy.' Only with consent nf the board may agents of enemy companies do business In the United Stales after November R. Kneiny companies also may not change the names they nsed at the beginning of the war with out epeclnl license. Secretary McAdoo la vested by the Preal dent with and la expected to turn over to the Federal lleserre Hoard "the executive administration nf any Investigation, regu lation, or prohibition of any transaction In foreign exchange, export or earmarking or gold or allvor coin, nr bullion or currency, transfers of credit in any form (other than credits relating solely to transactions to be executed wholly within the United States) anil transfer of evidences of In Aehtedncsa nr of the ownership of prop frty between the United States and any foreign country or between the resident nf ono or more foreign countries, by any person within the United States." The He ierve Board already exercises virtual con trol of gold and stiver exports. Work For Secret Service. The Secretary of the Treasury's vested authority to prevent transmission or In formation to an enemy, either to or from the United States, wPI be exercised by the Secret Service. The Secretary may permit thla transmission when he wishes. "I further authorise the Secretnry of the Treasury," says the President In his order, "to grant license under such terms end conditions as are not Inconsistent with law or to withhold or refuse the anme to any 'enemy" or 'ally of enemy" Insurance or reinsurance company doing business within AN AMERICAN SAILOR LOST. Drowned When Norwegian Ship Is Submarined. Washington. Alfred Tolymarf New York, was drowned when a Norwegian steamer was submarined, according to a State Department message. A Cnllfornlan has Invented an ap pliance to tell when orchestra instru ments ate In tune, which resembles a lunlnp fo:k on a large scale. the United State through an agency of branch office, or otherwise, which shall make application within 30 days of Octo ber s. 1H17."' (The" date the act waa ap proved.) Censorship Tower Complete. " ' The Censorship Hoard I entrusted with the "censorship of communication by mall, cable, radio or other means of transmission pnsslng between tbe United State and any foreign country from time to time specified by the President, or carried by any Teasel or other means of transportation touching at any port, place or territory of tbe United States and bouud to or from any foreign country." Among the most Important and far-reaching of the provisions of the enemy act, says an offlclul statement explaining the law, "are those dealing with the taking over by this Government of tbe custody and control of 'enemy' property within tbe Uulted Slutcs. "The property affected by these provis ion Is that which I located In the United State and belongs to any person or cor poration that Is an 'enemy' or ally of enemy' within the definition of the act re ferred to above, except those licensed to continue doing business In the Uulted States. German subjects and the subjects nf her allies resident In the United 8tte do not, from the mere fact of their na tionality, full within these definition. The act make It tbe duty of every concern within the United States Issuing aharse of stock within 00 day after the approval of the act to report to the Allen Prorierty Custodian the names of such of It officer, directors and stockholder a are known to be or reasonably believed to be 'enemies' or 'allies of enemy,' and tbe amount of etock or abarea owned by each, Taba Ob AU Enemy Business, "Tha act provide In addition, under severe penalties, that every person In tb United States holding a property for an enemy' or 'ally of enemy,' oaXor any per son whom he may bave reasonable causa to believe to be an 'enemy' or 'ally of enemy' must report the fact to the Allen Property Custodian within SO days after tbe passags of the act So alao any person In tha United Btates Indebted In any way to an enemy' or 'ally of enemy,' or to a person whom be may bave reasonable cause to believe to be an 'enemy' or 'ally of enemy," must make a An I lor report."' The Alien Property Custodian msy re quire a transfer to himself of any prop erty beld for or debt owed to an euemy or enemy ally, and any person so holding any property or so owing any money may transfer such property or pay aucb money to the custodian with bl consent. Property or money transferred to the Allen Property Custodian will he beld until the end of tbe war and then dealt with as Congress shall direct. All funds 'or ready money may be Invested In Liberty bonds and beld In such form. The President has delegated to the Attorney-General the power to direct the pay ment nf claims against enemy property In the hands of the custodian, upon tbe con sent of all person Interested. Tbe definition of an "enemy" or "ally of enemy" I explicit. Any person regard less of nationality, who resides within the territory of the German Empire or the terrl-, lory of any of Its allies, or that occupied by tbetr inilttnry force 1 expressly made mi "enemy" or "ally of enemy" by the act Even rltlieua nf tbe United States remain ing within such territory are regarded a "enenilea" or "allies of an enemy." An "enemy" or "ally of enemy" doing business within the United States before November S may apply for a license to con tinue to do business In the United States. Some Allen Exempt. "Tbe main application of these provi sions," the official itatemeut says, "will be to German or ally of (leruinn concern which are doing business lu the United States through branch house or agent of such Insurance or reinsurance companies. Such an 'euemy or 'ally of enemy may can tlnue to do business within the United States until such application are acted upon. The license provisions of the act do not apply to Germans, Anatrlans, Turks, or Hulgnrlans doing business In the United States and having no business connections with Interests actually operating In Germany or her allied countries. Thus, thousand of alien enemies having small business es tabllahmeuts in the Uulted States need not apply for license to continue operation nn less they have dealing with companies bnv lug connections In "enemy" or "ally of enemy" territory. The act authorises tha President to declare all these alien enemies suhjet to license regulations, but has not extended the provisions to these person by bl order. CHICAGO WINS WORtD'S TITtE. Capturea Fourth Game From New York With Faber On Mound. New York. Coming out of the West like Lochlnvar of old, the Chicago Americans won the world's series baseball championship Monday after noon, defeating the New York Nation als, 4 to 2, In the sixth and deciding game of the 1917 diamond classic. For the first time in almost a decade the titular banner will flutter oversthe fans of the Middle West metropolis next spring when the series pennant Is raised at Comlskey Park, as evidence of the superiority of the White So In the great national game. GEN. JOFFRE INSPECTS SAMMIES. General Pershing Acta Aa Guide To French Marahat. American Field Headquarters In France. Marshal Joffre Inspected the American troops Monday. General Pershing was his guide. Everyone of the different units of the Sammies went through their best paces for the Idol of the French pollus. AMERICAN SHIP SUBMARINED. Nine Of Craw Of S'emer Luckenback Mlaalr.g. New York. The Amci!can steamer Lewis Luckenback has been sub marined off the French coast and nine of her crew are missing, according to information received by the owners here. WILSON TO BACK THE WEBB BILL Administration To Push Meaaura . Legalizing Comblnationa. Washington. The full power of the administration to secure early passage of the Webb Export Bill at the next session of Congress was promised by President Wilson to Senator Myers, of Montana. The Webb bill will legallxe combinations of American exporters for foreign trade. WANT MICHAELIS' RETIREMENT. German Newapapera Unite nounclng Chancellor, In "Da- Zurfch. German newspapers of every shade of politics except a small Pan-Cerman and Lutheran minority, are demanding retirement of Chancel lor Mlchnells, according to quotations. Even the Cologne Gaxette, st iunch pro- government organ, criticized Michapllt tor not dissociating himself from roiral von Cape'.le. At5 mam friianV ifV III 'II HI "I "I HI Prepared for Emergencies. Danny was looking at a picture of Elijah going to heaven In a chariot of Are. Pointing to the halo on the proph et's head, Danny . exclaimed : ' "See mamma, he's carrying an extra tire 1" Don't Neglect Kidneys Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Prescrip tion, Overcomes Kidney Trouble It Is now conceded by physicians that the kidneya should have mora attention aa they control tbe other organ to a re markable degree and do a tremendous amount of work in removing the poison and waste matter from the syatem by filtering the blood. The kidneya should receive some as sistance when needed. We take lea ex ercise, drink lesa water and often eat mora rich, heavy food, thereby forcing tha kidneya to do more work than nature Intended. Evidence of kidney trouble, uch aa lauie back, annoying bladder trouble, smarting or burning, brick duat or sediment, aallow complexion, rheumatism, maybe weak or irregular heart action, warn you" that your kid ney require help immediately to avoid more serious trouble. An Ideal herbal compound that has bsd most remarkable success as a kidney and bladder remedy la Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. There is nothing else like it. It la Dr. Kilmcr'a prescription used In pri vate practice and it ia sure to benefit you. Get a bottle from your druggist. . However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cent to Dr. Kilmer A Co., Ilinghamton, N. Y., for a ample bottle. When writing be aura and mention this paper. Adv. BOY SWAPS HIS DAD'S SHIRT Accepta Propoaltion of Wild Weat Show Employee and Geta Inalde the "Big Top." Monta Jessep Is the robust son of Oiin Jessup, president of the Orln Jes sup Land company of Tipton, and he Is a true American lad, Bays the In dianapolis News. He knows when a circus comes to town, and like all other boys, he will find a way to see the show. That was why he did not miss a wild West exhibition thnt played Tipton recently. The lad had been pondering over how ho was to get In side the "big top," and he was not greatly encouraged until a big, black man one of the many sons of Ham tvlth the show approached him. "Say, sonny, how big's your dad?' asked the stranger. "He's a whopper," promptly replied the youngster, thinking perhaps the colored mnn might have some notion of ordering him roughly from the grounds. "If you nil Ml give me one of- your dad s shirts 111 take you In all the shows." The lad scurried away and Boon de livered one of Mr. Jessup's best shirts to the colored man, who was as good as his word and took the lad through every tented attraction on the grounds, Later on tho young American had It forcibly Impressed on him that he could have gone to the show several times for what the shirt cost YOU DETT af !( W r SI WHEATS rt a V COST NASTIES r Send Over Some mKDJEV5 Keep your soldier or sailor boy supplied. Give him tbe lasting refreshment, the pro tection against thirst, the help to appetite and digestion afforded by Wrtefey's. It's an outstanding feature of tbe war "All tbe British Army Is chewing It. AFTER tUt RV. MEAL Flavor Lasts BUYS A 9100. mm Send for Intormtlltn Kemerer,Mafthes&Co . Vfmlrrt PMltdltM Stock Csch. Ceasolldaltd Stock Eick, N.V. Standard Stock Ex., Tomato SO Broad St New York, meal, W(rt$ T in Otfictt S TTrXITIAV Are von afMetnl wllk 1 ill 1 Lit f"ll' lloes It aal yoa al DUUIIUI lilt SIOl W M1U I have spent a lot of Dioner for vsrtoaa kiads nieuicine inn grew worse ail ino tin, at la have discovered a druglesa rrmMy. and woaid take a thousand dollars for vr bat It has doaaru 1 on can oava too advantage uf aaaia by addi JAS. L HATFIELD, Route S, Deafl, CasTs ?Ui X aw afMttaJlowrUr' . UndcnkirU mnA ... i rHttt Dr fr Silk Mitt sacs slit muo n-H. a. sm. r Embroidery fc&SSStifiSXi for holiday iiru. Stamped for ewhrokWina. sta broidery silk f urntfthrd with csrh set. 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RED FACES AND RED HANDS Soothed and Healed by Cutlcura Saoa pie Each Free by Malt. Treatment for the fuce: On rising and retiring smenr affected parts wlut Cutlcura Ointment. Then wash off wit. Cutlcura Soap and hot water. For the) hands: Soak them In a hot lather of Cutlcura Soap. Dry, and rub la' Cutlcura Ointment Free sample each by mall with Boot Address postcard, Cuticurn, Dept L Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Where the Gender Cornea In. Teacher Willie, how many second in a minute?" Willie Masculine or feminine? Teacher Masculine or fcmiainal What do you mean?" Willie There's a big dlfferenc. When pop says he'll be down In a mta ute It's sixty seconds, but when sister Susie says she'll be down In a minute It's COO seconds. Obliging. .Employer I would rather havta at single man for the position. Applicant Well, advance me eaoocfc money and I'll get a divorce. When Your Eyes Need Care Try Muring Fv Rrmr!u J IHfirwfwfWfifwfsjwfsjr J ill mi llfliff For me 3 times a day i7J,li or wall. 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