THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNTttl SBURG, PA.
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through my back
and side. I finally
lost all my strength
so I had to go to
bed. The doctor
advised an oper
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not listen to it. I
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had read aboutLydia
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kETuDoniON. Ogdensburg, Wis.
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joBore, but often the most scientific
mentis surpassed by the medicinal
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DRAMATIST GIVES SOME GOOD
ADVICE TO HIS SOLDIER -SON
Some Suggestions That May
Prove of Great Value to the
New Soldier.
In 1917.
K other dny n farmer boy with
id of boy pulled up before a crowd
:n Id lmllnmipolls.
mm Is the nearest blacksmith
be asked.
Vit i ilnglc mnn could tell blm
be wished to know.
:i a dusty touring party from
Uere In Aiuericn pulled up.
prase ?" the driver started
If a Mck down," answered hnlf
n nf tbe crowd In a chorus. In-
;-iIis News.
SEVF.R RAD A CIIIT.I.
Itlrt Tkln ELIXIR UABEK
V JtiH daughter, 10 yearn old, tufTered
iifar mtu chlllt and fever, moat of the
i4eflh doctor's cure. I fu dtarour-
Ii94 1 friend ailrlwd me to try Kllxlr
ft litre it to tier ami sne na ueTer had
iiCf. It completely cured ner. Mra.
i.SP2 E St., N. E , Waablncton. D. O.
WrBibfk 50 renU, all drufrirliita or by
proa jrrjam irm juocxcwaui
ID ALL SPEED LIMITS
I Sized Up the Situation, That
I'.jih" Certainly Must Have
Been Traveling Some. 1
C Flick said In ISirnilnghnm,
fkhi come to attend a liberty
I1-: track troops of the kaiser '
It! tliom cracked troops now
:.r.f In curerns forty feet under
i The man who now thinks
: tiiliiiirlsm n wonderful thing
"l 'loped as Cul Clay of Nolu
liuosi'orilng some Indies from
--cky to Taint Rock, and as
i Planter's the nlunter was
-'l!h a powerful searchlight
IM nut on his water tower.
teppenttl to turn It down thp
We It streamed Into the eyes
'id lils two girls.
If come one o' ilem . powerful
sw.to ledge by chit 'orehend-
I'-iCol, 'We'll Jest hustle to
'ie rend fo' safety till she's
W hustled up against the
J,i the planter, after playing
1 ng the road for about a
pMeiily turned It off.
IM a grunt of astonishment.
'fern!' he said. 'How fast
wstcr been n-goln' I Here
P Pnrst us by, an1 wo didn't
...... nil
Hi Chief Dealr.
P1 f'MiliiK told in pUrls a
' young American soldier.
M a lot on the vovncp over."
'Mural. (lf ti10 iioiiMif i,
h1""! sightseeing when on
Notre Damo rothiwlnil
French volnntni.r
. I won't!- said he. .
;s Westminster abbey In
h;,us.'ot.
f' R''t, say, fellows,' the
I ,"!. "r''d. 'Iho thing I'm
' Is the Church of
Ull to
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ts; ".'isi'oi.knldy so.
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after they
ge to' the
Pure food-
STUM
HOW TO REST BY RELAXATION
Wonderful Currents, Curative, Restor
ing' and Replenishing Flow Into
the Submissive Body During
Momenta of Relaxation.
BY AUGUSTUS THOMAS,
of the Vigilantes.
New York. This Is a genuine letter,
a "document," written by the distin
guished dramatist to his sou about to
go to France, Mr. Thomas when writ
ing had no thought of Its publication,
He la an enthusiastic Vigilante; others
of the organization happened to seo
the letter and persuaded him to let It
be published.
My Dear Son:
I was luterested In the report of (he
boys In their hike under the full
packs, and their readiness to full
asleep when chance came at the end
of the duy. That "dog-tired"' fatigue
Is tho kind that brings the most com
plete relaxation and the fullest re
cuperation. We learn late In life
some of us that the secret of re
cuperation, and therefore the secret of
power, not only physical power, but
also power mental and spiritual, Is
the ability to relax.
You are probably going to France,
and If so will often hnve great need
of the quickest replenishment of your
expended strength. 1'erhaps you will
remember more ilellnltely some sug
gestions about relaxing If I give you
tbe basic reasons for them.
I used to amuse yov when you were
a little fellow by "hypnotizing mos
qultos." You will recall that n mos
quito that would fly from my band or
face when you tried to catch him
would sit still for me until I slowly
picked blm up. The trick in that was
my waiting until I felt his sting, and
then taking n deep breath, and "push
ing on It" or tensing up. That tension
automatically closed nil the pores of
tbe skin, nnd the mosquito who had
put his bill Into one of these pores
found It gripped and held there as a
bear's foot might be held In n spring
trap.
That closing of the pores under ten
sion Is one of nature's menus of pro
tection. A man suddenly plunged Into
water Instinctively Inhales and auto
matically closes bis pores. He does
the same thing If startled by danger or
attacked by any emotional shock. He
does It also when making any consid
erable effort.
Strength From Without.
It Is only wlih ago and some humil
ity that we come to realize how much
of our sp-culled strength comes from
outside of us, actually flows Into us
and through us on what, If the phrase
won't frighten you, I might call the
"cosmic currents."
There is a little scientific Instru
ment called the biometre that regis
ters, nnd to some extent measures,
this strength-giving current. I hope It
won't bore you If I tell you of It
briefly.
Tbe biometre Is n small glass bell
or dome, Inside of which there Is a
copper needle suspended by a silk
thread. The hell rests on a board un
der which Is a coll of copper wire.
The needle swings free, not quite
touching tho supporting base. When a
man approaches the biometre with his
left hand the needle Is drawn toward
him slightly but perceptibly. When he
approaches the bell with his right band,
the needle swings away from him more
perceptibly than It swung toward blm
In the first experiment.
If two blometres are used, ono for
each hand, the needle In the left one
Is drawn toward the mnn, nnd that In
the right one Is repelled. That would
seem to Indicate that n current was
flowing Into us and through us from
left to right.
Furthermore It Is possible to pro
duce this Interesting phenomenon : If
the mnn tries to nffoet the current by
a tensed effort, the rl'.'ht needle moves
further from him than before, but tho
left ono censes to bo attracted and
bangs plumb. This would seem to In
dicate that his effort expended tbe
energy which tbe right-hand needle
registered, and at the same time the
effort closed the body to any Intake
of the supply.
It's worth thinking about.
To Relay Is an Art.
Sometime In the early nineties I saw
Kid McCoy knock out a fighter named
Hilly Stiff. Iletwectl tho rounds Stilt
took the usual rubbing nnd fanning by
his seconds, but McCoy occasionally
substituted a system of 1leep breathing
and relaxation as be stood by the
ropes. I belleve-he was the first fight
er to spar with open palms, closing
his lists only as ho struck. . I recall
some Interviews In which ho was quot
ed as saying that he conserved his
strength by that manner, being re
laxed when spnrrltig and tensing up
only for n blow. Tho fact was that
strength flowed Into him In those mo
ments of relaxing as It flows Into nil
of us. The big cats are Instructive In
that respect. It's wonderful to watch
their cmpleto relaxation In most atti
tudes. Children, too, have the quality.
Grout peace Is with us only when
we are completely relaxed, and "let
go" ns It were.
To relax is somewhat of an art. It
can't bo fully done without a deep
breath first, nnd then the "let go."
One can't relax from "half tension" as
It were. Often we think we are re
luxed only to find, after hours of wait
ing when utter exhaustion slumps us,
that we have been In some respect
holding ourselves awny from the bed.
A rehearsal in the theater Is a dire
thing for tightening one up who is di
recting It and unconsciously lifting
each character. After many years I've
come to recognize the condltlou In
time, and often In the dark auditorium,
when the actors or scrub women can t
see me, I Ilo supine on the carpet In
an aisle or the foyer, and with arms
outstretched for a minute relax all
over. It Isn't so simple ns It sounds.
Kven after the deep breath one has to
think down to the very linger tips and
toes, and by mental command dismiss
tho accumulated tension. Then last
of all, the muscles of the face to let
them full with half-closed eyelids mid
the lips slipping nwoy from the teeth
us they do on dend men. It's quite as
tonishing what a refreshing Indulgence
even a half minute of such relaxing Is.
As I've said, It's on nit to do It, and
very useful when you ge It.
Practiced by J a pa.
The Japs are past musters at It.
They were taught It and practiced It
conscientiously In the Japo-Itiissian
war. After lying supine for a minute,
each Jap soldier would be taken by
the head by a comrade, and firmly
pulled until the packed vertebrae of
his spine were dawn apart and re
leased from tho day's pressun uo
them. Ileculllng your phytlology lec
tures, you will rcmeiiibvr that each
spine bone bus Its two wings or
plunges, each pierced by a small holo
about tho diameter of a lead pencil.
Through those holes tho great trunk
nerves travel with the smaller nerves
branching from them. A few hours'
march, even without gun or pack,
sags these vertebrae together as tight
as their cartllege cushions will permit.
Lying down helps greatly to remove
this pressure, but the Japanese slow
pull on tbe head does It at once. A
man enn do It somewhat for himself
by lifting ids shoulders as he lies on
Ids back and "hunching" them along
as If frying to get thetn as fur as pos
sible from his belt. When I'm on my
bad; for my two tnlnufoV rest euro.
I take two or three such hunches at
Intervals, trying to hold iiy gain each
time by an anchorage of the shoulder
blades against the carpet. Generally
I can hear the vertebrae us they vllp
from their packed contact to an easier
adjustment, especially If In my hunch
ing I have lifted my head so that soi.'io
pull Is put on the spinal column. Six
ty seconds of such rest Is worth nn
hour in a chair. Itlchard Harding
I in vis told mo, or maybe It was Irvln
Cobb, "I beard tell of the German sol
diers utilizing even a few minutes'
halt to throw themselves on the
ground flat nnd extended."
I wish you'd try It, espcclully over
there when they send you and I funcy
It will help If you reully believe and
know, ns you yield yourself to the
ground, that It Is somewhat more than
rest know that Into your submissive
body tho d.vlne nnd wonderful cur
rents ore flowing, curative, restorative
nnd replenishing.
It's really tbe "Itlg Medicine."
Affectionately.
FAT1IKR.
jMmtional
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LESSON
n. d.,
I'. H. Kl I'ZW ATlilt.
'JYnc l,rr nf lCiiulmli li.ole In tl.o Moody
Millie Institute or CIllcHi,).)
0'i'ivr:hl, in;. Wnnn N,wiapir l'nlnn.)
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 16
REAL SOLDIERS TO LEAD NEW ARMY
Men Appointed to High Com
mand Have Proven Ability
in Ssrvice.
PICKED FOR THEIR RECORDS
Most of the 200 Major Cenerals and
Brigadier Gcneralo Recently Ap
pointed Were Cadets Together
at West Point.
By EDWARD B. CLARK.
Washington. If there should be a
mobilization of the 200 major generals
and brigadier generals appointed to
commands In tho new selective service
army, the affair would bo a reunion
of men most of whom were cadets to
gether at the West 1'olnt Military
academy.
This melius that there Is hardly a
new major general in the list who does
not know the methods and the milliners
of service of every brigadier general
who will serve under him and It may
be said also that there Is barely a
brigadier general who does not know
all about tbe record, tho penalty and
the Idiosyncrasies of the mnjor general
who, us a division commander, will
give him orders.
Some of these men who have been
appointed to high rank In the new
iiriny are within one, two or three
years of the retirement nge. It may be
that out of their ranks will come n
Jofla-e, a Ilulg, or a retain, but as ninny
In Washington look at It, It seems like
ly perhaps that tin greatest American
soldiers of this war arc more likely to
be produced from tlte ranks of the
younger men, although military ex-
LEADS "TANGO ESCADRILLE"
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dipt. Huron Mniifiiod von Itlchtho
fen, commander of (lernmiiy's famous
"Tango Kscudrllle," which gave buttle
to four American llyers who sought to
break tho uoted squadron's air su
premacy. The commander is the youngest cap
tain in the German army. The Ger
mans claim for him the title of "King
of tho Air," as he Is reported to have
downed 58 machines. (Junenieyer, the
French aviator," Is his closest competi
tor, having brought to earth 50 ma
chines. Tho fumed "Tango Kscndrllle" of
which he Is chief Is composed of six
airplanes. Kecently tho cscadrlllo
was set upon by n group of four
American flyers, Lufbery, I'nrsons,
Willis, and Lowell. After a 43 minute
fight the American airmen flow awny.
ports admit that In recent wars many
elders of the services hove made ever
lastingly good.
Selected on Their Records.
The .'17 majnr generals of the new
National army nominated by the presi
dent were oil elected on the basis of
their records of servl -e. On going
through tills list I find that out of tbe
.'IT. "2 were en It ts tit the United
States Military n. ,i lem at the time
that I attended tlin instl'utloii. Some
of them I knew wi ' when I was a
cadet. Others I did ui. know well be
cause they were upper i'-.sMiion when I
I was n Junior classman, I t with the
plebe nnd the yearling's Intc -st In tho
older fellows I learned a lot about
them while they hnrdly knew Unit I
was In existence. Tills Is the way of
things at the military academy.
Seven of the new major generals
were my classmates and It ought to go
without saying that these men I know
well, but nt present I shall write noth
ing of them except to sny that, every
one of them has a good military record.
It happens, however, that with some
of tbt! upper classmen of that day I
have had more or less Intimate ac
quaintance in recent years and in some
cases strong friendships have devel
oped. Frederick S. Strong Is one of the
new major generals. Strong, I think,
will look nfter the men lucky enough
to be in his division ns n father looks
nfter his children, but when It comes
to n case, of fighting he will display
the Unman father's fortitude nnd will
lead bis children to the front with no
thought of sparing them If sacrifice Is
necessary to wLn the battle.
Strong's Just but kindly disposition
led the military academy to put blm In,
charge of the Incoming plebe class In
the year 1870. Those were the days
of hazing nnd hndes nt West Point.
Strong gunrded tbe peace of the new
cadets. Made major generals with
blm are half n dozen men who re
ceived their first soldier Instruction as
plebes nt West I'olnt from Frederick
S. Strong.
Are Real Leaders.
MnJ. Gen. Edwin St. John Greble,
who cither will lend a Xutlonnl Guard
or n new nrmy division to the front, Is
n son of the first otllcer of the regulur
army to be killed In the Civil war. The
elder Greble fell nt Itlg ISothel. This
newly appointed major general was a
godson of the late Gen. O. 0. Howard,
sometimes known as tho "Christian
soldier." When Howard went to West
I'olnt to become the academy's super
intendent, Greble, his godson, was a
llrst classman nnd the cadet adjutant.
I (treble cut up soniedldo or other nnd
Howard promptly reduced blm to the
i ranks.
The relationships of father nnd son
nnd godfather nnd godson do not make
for leniency In the army when regula
tions have been violated. Grcble's of
fense would not hnve amounted to a
hill of beans nt college, but at Wes;
I'olnt It wns made to nppenr a moun
tain. Major General Grcble's record
of service Is one of the finest that ap
pears In the pages of the Army llegls
ter.
It was predicted six weeks ago thi't
Joseph T. Dlckninn of the Second env
nlry, who then wus promoted to a
brigadier generalship from tho rank of
colonel, would on the next promotion
occasion be made a major general. The
prediction hit the mark. ..,
The regiments tbiit go to the front
with Mckman can be sure that they
aro following a soldier. Dlckman Is a
hnrd ded lighter, much more ready
to spore bis men than to snare himself,
but he will spare neither unless the
occasion requires sparing. He has
fought everywhere that there has been
a chance to fight since the year of his
graduation.
THE FIERY FURNACE.
!.rcss ti::t-rviuii) a.
OOl.IiKN TI'.'XT- When thoii walkriit
thrniixh llir lire, tlum idmlt n"t 1 liurn
fit: tieltlier Mailt lln flame klniilv upnn
Uice.-lMiilah (3:2.
I. The Occasion (vv. 1-7). Tbe fact
I tin t God sa hi to NeliuchiidiK'i..ar,
"Thou art this bead of gold" Ci:.'W)
was too much for him. Though be ap
peared to have been deeply Impressed
with Punlcl's God, his pride got the
better of him. As he grew great and
became conscious of It, he grew proud.
This moved blm to set up a colossn'
idol of gold In tbe Plain of Ouru to be
worshiped by nil the people of bis
realm. It win an attempt nt self-tlelfl-ciiilon.
It combined with It a political
move, tbi' object of which was to weld
together the various kingdoms and
peoples Into one homogeneous body.
He Inaugurated n religious festival,
and colled upon all tbe people to wor
ship the Image which he set up. He
bucked this demand by civil authority.
Tbe penalty for refusnl to bow down
and worship Ihe Imago was to be cost
Into the burning fiery furnace. Impos
ing Images nre set up In many places,
nnd men and women are being culled
upon to bow down nnd worship them.
Some of these Images are money,
fashion, scholarship, worldly limbltlon,
pleasures, etc., nnd woe be to those
who will not worship before them.
II. The Behavior of the Hebrews
(vv. R-1S). (1) Hie nccusntlon by the
envious spies (vv. 8-12).
Punlel's three friends bod been pro
moted to positions of honor and re
sponsibility. Certain Chaldeans whose
envy hud been excited by the promo
tion of these Hebrews, sought occasion
' against them. This they found when
the Hebrews would not bow down to
and worship the Image. Knvlous eyes
I are always watching God's falHiful
ones. Had these Chiildeuus been faith
I fully worshiping, they would not have
seen the Hebrews.
J'J) The king's rage (vv. 13-15).
He cnlls the Hebrews before blm,
questions them nnd gives them another
chance. The offense was not serious
they were defying tbe authority of
tbe one who bud honored them In their
promotion; It savored of Ingratitude.
After closely questioning them he gavo
J them another opportunity to consider
I their position before consigning lliem
I to the fire. Ills supreme mistake was
I In the challenge he mode to the God
! of the Hebrews. He seems to have
I forgotten entirely the confession he
i bad mode with reference to God (2:47).
(3), The courageous reply of the
faithful Hebrews (vv. Id IS).
They replied without passion or fear.
The peace of God filled their hearts.
Their behavior Is an expression of
triumphant faith. "We nre not care
ful to answer thee In this mnlter. If It
lie so. our God whom we serve Is nhle
In deliver us from the burning fiery
f'lrnnce, nnd be will deliver us out of
thine hand, O king, ltut If not, bo
It known unto thee, O king, thnt we
will not serve fhy gods, nor worship
the golden Image which thou bast set
up." They courageously showed their
contempt for death. They were not
afraid to die, but were afraid to sin
iiL'i ln'-t God. They knew that fo bow
down before Ibis Image was to disobey
and dishonor God. While they did not
know what God would do, In the prenv
Isos they knew that he would do the
right thing. These Hebrews were far
away from home, exposed to tbe most
severe temptation, but they saw their
duty clearly set before them. God's
law plainly settled it for them. They
did not try to find an excuse to evndo
their duty, and seeing the way clearly
they acted accordingly. Their creed
wns. "Our God whom me serve Is
able." Therefore they could burn but
could not turn. These Jews nre a type
of the faithful remnant In the Great
Tribulation, also of all God's faithful
ones, for furnaces nre everywhere for
them. If It be not tho llterul fire, It
may be ridicule, scorn nnd contempt.
III. The Glorious Issue (vv. 19 30).
(1) Tho harmless furnace (vv. 10-25).
The Infuriated king ordered the bent
of the furnace to be intensified, his
most mighty men to bind the Hebrews
and fling them Into the fire. Though
Ihe heal was so Intense thnt the sol
diers who cast them Into the furnnco
were slain, the Hebrews were seen
walking loose In the fire without any
hurt. Kqunlly astounding was the fact
that a fourth one was seen with them.
(2) The convinced king (vv. 20-28).
The spectacle wns so Wii ilerful thnt
the king called the-Hebrews together
out of the fire. They came f',rth un
harmed, for the fire had no powet over
their bodies; not even a hnlr of de!r
heads wns singed, their coats changed,
nor the smell of flro upon them (v. 27).
(3) Tho king's decree (v. 29).
This wns most foolish nnd wicked.
Fvon a king has mi right to kill people
for not worshiping God.
(4) Promotion of the Hebrews (v.
Feed the Fighters 2 Win ihs War!!
Harvest tho Crcpa - Save the Yields
r.M:! b,,ac,,,. of France and FlanJer the United States boys and ti
Canad.an boys nre fighlmg side oy side to win for the V.'orld the freedom that fW
nanism would destroy. While doing this they must be fed and every oW
muscle that can be requisitioned must go into use to save this year's croi A sfaoH
harvest period requires the combined forces of the two countries In team wwk. 2
as the soldier boys in France and Handera are demonstrating.
Tha Combined Fighters In France and Flanders and thi Comblnf
Harvesters In America Will Bring tha Allied Victory Nearer.
. A,rfcI?r?"1 "rtnitemint for the use of farm workers hu been perfected between Ihe tVn
ment of Iho Interior of tinsd. and ihe Iputmenti of Lulwr nd Agriculture ol the UiHUd SmST
under whch it it propped I to permit the lurvre thM ere now rngd in the T;hr MdTJoSS:
homa. hnnat. Iowa, North Dakota. South Dakota. Nebraska, Minnesota and Wijcoium ZmUm
over into Canada, with the pnnleie of later retunnnu to Ihe United Siatea, hen the cit.ua 7tf
United Statea have be -n conieivtd, and belp to save tbt enormous erupt io Canada which W tkar
tune will be ready (or bsrvesuag.
HELP YOUR CANADIAN NEIGHBOURS WHEN YOUR OWN CROP IS HARVESTED 111
Canada Wonts 40,000 Harvest Hands to Take Care of Its
13,000,000 ACRE WHEAT FIELD.
One rent a nlle railway fare from the International boundary line to dettlnatlod and tW taaa
rata returning to the International Boundary. ,
High Wages, Good Board, Comfortable Lodgings.
An Identification Card isnurd at the boundary by a Canadian Immigration Officer win caanav
tee no trouble in returning to Uit United States.
. AS SOON AS YOUR OWN HARVEST IS SAVED. more northward and aatlat rourC
neighbour in harvesting hii; in thit way do your bit in helping "Win the War". For particular! mim
route, identification cania and place where employment may be had, apply to Supenotcedtaa
ui umuiKiuuun, imawa, lanaca, or 10
J. P. JAFFRAY, Cor. Walnut and Broad Sit., Philadelphia, Pa.
Canadian Government Agent.
Art's Inefficiency.
"A snoassftil iniiriiii' imltui-r nc
Itnowli'dtfcs thnt ln can't even row n
limit."
"Well, well:"
"Tlmt'H untiling. Tlitrc's ninny n
Hwwt hIiikit of the Imrollc life who
doesn't know how to inlllt n cow."
A torpid liver preTentt proper food tultn
llaii Ion. Tun up your llv,r with Wrlglila
Indian Vegetable I'illa. They act gently. Adr.
Not What She Thought.
Ilornt'o- Tht'n In ftouifthliij; I've
ht't'ii tr.vlnj; to tell yoti for u lonj;
t lino, hut
Mnrlr Oh. Ilnrtiri'. not here before
11 thPHO pooiile. Wnlt. Come this
I'VeniiiK.
Iloriiee It's merely thnt you have a
Htrenk of dirt down the middle of your
nose, hut I couldn't for the life of me
get u word In till Just now."
Spoken With Feeling.
"There lire nil norts of Dyiionymi fat?
money In this country," wild the tahW
live mnn. "We cull It 'tin,' 'UMUtuma
'kule,' 'dough,' nnd a dozen Omp
niiines I don't recall Jimt now."
A solemn-looking mini Beated rn one
corner opened his mourn us If to say
Momctlilnt: ami then cloned it wItboa!
ii word.
"What In your fnvorltp eynonjrra few
money?" asked the talkative permn.
" 'The unattainable,' " thetlhnin macs
replied, iiik) then fell once more lata
deep thought. IilrinltiKhani Age-lln
aid.
MOTHER!
Have you ever used MOTHER'S JOY
SALVE for Colds Couchs. Croup nud
Pneumonia, Astlimn, nnd Head Ca
tarrh? If you haven't get It at once.
It will euro you. Adv.
His Plea.
A nofrrn who wns well-known to the
JikIku htitl hecn haled Into court on u
I'hnrgo of having struck a relative
with ii lirlck. After the usual prelim
inaries, Kays Everybody's Magazine,
the court inquired:
"Why did you hit this mnn?"
".ledge, he called me u black rascal."
"Well, you are one, aren't you?"
"Yessali, niiiybe I Is one. Itut, Jedge,
s'pose some one should call you a
black rascal, wouldn't you hit 'em?"
"Itut I'm not one, nni 1?"
"Xiiw, mih, nnw, sub, you ain't one;
hut s'pose some one'd call you tie kind
of rascal you Is, wlmtM you do?"
YOU MAY TRY CUTICURA FREE
That's the Rule Free Samples to Any.
one Anywhere.
Wo have so much confidence In the
wonderful soothing and healing proper
ties of Cutlcurn Ointment for nil skin
troubles supplemented by hot baths
with Cutlcurn Soap that we nre ready
to send samples on request. They lire
Ideal for the toilet.
Free sample each by mall with Hook.
Adtlress postcard, Cutlcurn, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Getting Old Too Fast?
Late in life the body thowa atgna ai
wear aiid often the kidneys weaiea
first. The buck ia lame, bent and acliy,
nnd the kidney action distressing. Tfcia
iiwikct people fevl older tkun tbey sic
Don't wait for dropny, gravel, harden)-'
mg of the nrtonea or Bright i diamae.
Ute a mild kidney ttmiulunt. Try
Don n't Kidney Tills. Tboubands of el
derly folks recommend them.
A Virginia Case
Mrs. R. II. Sliiler
Ruttnoke Ave.,
Newport Newt, Va.,
s iys: "My buek paln
! to badly, It felt aa
though shnrp knlvea
wore plerrlnir me. Of
ten 1 hnil to Keren m
with the pnln. I could
hardly take a deep
breath without Imvliiif
slinrp twIiiKea acrona
my kidneys. Hearlnc
Iman'a Kidney IMlln
pralned to highly, I
used tome ami they
relieved the trouble.
Whenever I have used
them since, they have
lie i pea me.
Cet Doan't at Aiur Store, 60c Bi
DOAN'S WAV
FOSTER-MILE URN CO BUFFALO, fit.
'PWpWsfe
fl
SMALL BOY HAD NOTICED
That He Knew Man In Khaki as
Marine Did Credit to His Powers
of Observation.
A group of youngsters was playing
on Riverside drive, says the New
York Times. A military man, tlress.'tl
In khaki nnd nccompntiicd by n young
lady, iipproached the group. The boys
stoppetl their playing and, with nudge
nnd gesticulation, were evidently try
ing to identify the man In khaki.
As the young lady and her escoti
drew nearer, one youngster with an
nlr if superior knowledge Informed
his companions: "He's n United
Stntes mnrine."
Overhearing the remark, the young
lady questioned the small boy: "How
do you know' he Is a mnrlno?"
"Why, lady," exclaimed the young
The Test. .
"How shall I know whether or ndX
I love n girl well enough to marrf
her?"
"Well, my hoy, Imagine her on at
hot, sticky duy, bending over a wash
tub, scrubbing your underclothee sk
your mother used to do. ricturc hT,
as you enter, stopping ber work sffC
wiping the perspiration from her fa
wiih the corner of her niriu. If fom
feel that you would still care to klaa
her; that she'd still look ns gnoil fc
you ns she does In her party tors, ir
right ahead and marry her. She'a thai
girl."
A New Excuse.
".Tames, you are a dollar short tat
your pay this week."
"Yes, my dear. I had to inert thw
Installment on my Liberty bond."
Some clubs cause scolding ni-reei
nnd Some scolding wives cause! rlutm.
A GUARANTEED REMEDY FO
HAY fEVER-ASTRMA
Vnnr iniiT irtl', at timinia br roar rMat
wlihuulanr qur.tli.n ( thi rrmwl; iiMMr
iitt cai.8 of A'thtna, Hnmcbltl Anihmt M un
AHtnniaiiL'rDiptniKtconniiBnrini lUr tvv. tm
mu- bow t loleni u atUKHi oi obtuoal " n
DR. R. SCHIFFMANN'S
STHMADOit
AND AS, HMADOft CIGARETTES
pcw'tlTKlr (In INSTANT KKI. I UK Id mn nm
and has tfrmanntlv rur,.d th,,iiu.nd bi ii - -
ster. "he wears an ornament on his hat K'S o".iM
snowing nn eagle, giohe and anchor,
but doesn't wear nny hat cord."
The colored hat cords, yellow, blue
nnd red, help ninny civilians to recog
nize nt once a euvnlrymnn, nn Infan
tryman or artilleryman. However, tho
United States marine dressed In khaki
is still nn enigma to many persons
who lack the powers of observation
displayed by the small boy on River
side drive.
PRESS SEARCH FOR "MISSING"
Red Cross Workers in France Contln.
ually Seek Information of
Battle Victims. ,
London. Of the thousands of Brit
ish families who hnve waited Io diw.d
unxlety for final news of relatives
posted ns "nilRsIng," few hnve known
how much effort wns being made to
relieve their fenrs. The fact that the
nrmy contains n largo corps of men
who spend all their time searching for
missing men Is not generally known.
These searchers, now an Important
branch of the lied Cross, are the re
sult of n visit paid to Trance by Lord
ltobcrt Cecil In the early days of the
war. He had gone to seek for news
of n friend among comrades who had
taken part In the engagement that re
sulted In tho friend's unm" being list
ed among the missing. It occurred to
III m then that t'.iere were thousands of
men and women at home ns anxious us
he, but unable to nuike such a person
al Investigation.
Tho hospitals nre the principal scene
of tho searchers' work. With n book
containing tho names of men mlsstng
for many mouths they make '.he
rounds, following up clues nnd sug
gestions that moy lend to the clearing
up of the Individual mysteries. Tho
work requires tact and Intelligence,
and, above all, patience.
A new can opener for restaurnnts Is
operated by foot power nnd cuts the
entire top of the enn away when a
pedal la pressed.
Their fidelity In tills trying ordenl
resulted In their promotion Instend of
downfall. May we learn from this thnt!
(n) God alone Is Lord of tho con
science. One's- faith nnd worship
should bo determined by the Individual
before his God. No church, king or
ruler has a right to Interfere.
(b) We should meet religious Intol
erance by being obedient to God rnther
than man.
(c) God will support those who aro
faithful. He can easily control nnt'iral
forces In the Interest of his fulthful
ones.
(tl) We should prepare for fiery
trials, nnd through them nil be ,true
to our conscience.
Humor of Kultur.
"Here's n fruit tree, still standing.
Why haven't you cut It down?" thun
dered tho Teuton commander In
Franco.
The young officer saluted stliny nnd
explained :
"We saved this tree to hang a pair
of old peasants on. As It's their tree,
we thought the Joke too good to miss."
thKiuMlTPi ut thin itmirantw oiTrr ttamnvb
ariitubt. Ilur a w-eenl park., and (irwwit IM
anmmnoetui'nt u yonr oruiiut. Voa mil to um
tuli jDiltft. ai to m hith.r rou r beutatma m tkw
aniKgltt (It ton tart rur nmner ir tu aiw
not. u do not know ut an faint svntj
which Kecould oiak.
R. SchWmann Co, Proprietors, SI. Paat; Klaa.
No other
toilet soap
Little Faithfulnesses.
There is a duty and n glory In little
faithfulnesses. There Is a peril nnd
a shame In little sins. Frederick W,
Farrar. ,
Might Work.
"We nre extending too many
speeches In the Congressional Record."
"What's tho remedy, senator?"
"When n ineruber pets tired let him
continue his speech by means of a
graphophone."
On 'Wheatless Days'
Est
Is as effi
cient in
clearing
the com-
Glenn's
Sulphur
Soap
ploxionof blemishes. Thesulphur
Purifies
(Ail DrucfUU.)
Contains 80 Pure Sulphur.
H Ha,iKilrWalkKft,llaokwlrnaaIa.
BALSAM
A tollvt prepftrftttct) or mrrtK
liolrtt tn raUtlraA rleuklra.it
"1 For Rjutnr.nar Cid-
if 'ft - ' wt l'rurpw
4m
(Made YCorn)
ii
M, a Til
Corym Girls' Club tt??l$22Z
ATiciqillHltclr pcrlutufta Kai'oi'r-m.irlTluiiML
vnlTotj, mtllant oninploitun. Stun tit iw phammI
lllif. lor;, rradicu tut IHk. Sldf., lHkMa,S.
PATSTrTfTQ vrntton r. cot. ,,
Eaiunatouabla, ni(hitralrsnoM BMIawitM.
$5,000 to $15,000 From One Acre ! Lul
?'nlt It tact, not hot nlr. Ulnnonit, Uoldrn Rml
ut from Goo. Uarrlton ir,Woodiaod llia.CMat
IF YOU
John A. Nlool, Wocdwu
want to hoar thont ivrutVr-fc
tfr tbnn an oil or mlulna pvw
lion you rri-r heard of. tflit
ra mug., wutUng-u.Ja,&
C - M..1 n,J. D far i
tfiaiiamtu viuvi vuaiucav tu.uua nuM
mantifaomrln ftirninlaai no two alike: Hmmmjm
tun forlfto. imptictaiu,if!cd dMtr1rirktJa
allrar. KU W AHU, M4 Ud lrt BlrtUCSMM
W. N. U, BALTIMORE, NO. 34MIU.