THE PULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. Delicious -" Hiram from Fodunfc, was Jjjinepbe Into n downtown iery 'fi'n'buve some coffee and 1 .nld the nephew. J;! Jy "'ulcers,'' asked the nun. , I. l0d:.Un' e;, TTIrnn,. AS his IW " ...,,.., OIltpr. "I reckon cn r' fl hln' lines like have .. Mtlfl. out 0f a there it'"w " T 2...u7 h. s n,. """S ..hills, malaria and '' ' r' bfho who are aulTerere and In Vtt?A n"."-R- S.ym.nowakl, ''irfcCk, Perth Ambo. N. J. 1 it Might Have Been. In Franklin entered Philadelphia I the hWorlc hunk of brend under firm. W" slftlne on the CUrb' teMI'proiiclifd. jr, t),ee having u vacation, sir? ired tin' citizen. SI sir" replied Hen. nibbling nt , irttl (bread, -omy u " Her Secret Discovered. .... ..t.ii.. fflniwl hopn In k "lour ei'iin" ......... J ,rnt'" She "How Old ;fiiesr-Ju,l;('- ' I The Situation. Jow are ynu making out with your t,a farming?" find It hard scratching." hill In Mny djj of nil'her. exported 9,219,005 Horrors of War. They were ln the squud under train ing at a certain military center and furnished a contest not uncommon these duys. One was tall and wiry, the other short and puffy, and an hour of Swedish drill hud set the lesser of the two blowing hard. "I cnu't stand much of this," he whispered. "I'm simply all In," and at that moment the drill sergeant Inti mated that he- would give them an other spell before they were dismissed. This was too much. The podgy pa triot felt It was time to protest. "I'm really awfully sorry to seem unmllitnry ln addressing you, sir," ha Said, "but this Swedish drill is more than I cun face in my present condi tion; besides," be added dolefully, "I never knew we were at war with Sweden." RED CROSS MEN WIN FAME FOR HEROISM ABROAD Major Murphy Tells of Deeds of Bravery by Americans on Several Battle Fronts. NOTED ENGLISH BEAUTY The Rlaht DescriDtion. Employer Did you collect thnt bill from smith 7 Collector Well. I called nt the honoo and found seven Smiths there. Six denied owing anything nnd the seventh kicked me out of the house. Employer That's ihe one. Go back and get the money. A Worthy Helpmeet Bess And Is she every way fitted to be his wife? June Dear me. yes she can wenr his hats, gloves and knlckerbboker without the least alterations. Town Topics. Sor. Km. Blood-Shot tm TP.,. r... Btlckr Eyn, til hralrd promptly with night ly application of Jlomao By Balaam, aqt. The learned mnn has a fortune that he enn't be bunkoed out of. J A Message to Mothers OU know the real human doctors right around In your neighborhood: I the doctors made of flesh and blood just like you : the doctors with touts end hearts : those men who are responding to your call in the li of night as readily as in the broad .daylight ; they are ready l tell you the good that Fletcher's Castoria has done, Is doing and 1 do, from their experience and their love for children. f Fletcher's Castoria Is nothing new. We are not asking you to in experiment We just want to impress upon you the importance 'buying Fletcher's. ' Your physician will tell you this, as ha knows there are a num I of imitations on the market, and he ia particularly interested in iweliareoi your DaDy. i sine Castoria always bears tbe signature M Ihe Fighters! Win the War!! j Harvest the Crops Save the Yields On the battle fields of France and Flanders, the United States boys and the ian boys are fighting side by side to win for the World the freedom that Prus m would destroy. While doing this they must be fed and every ounce of that can be requisitioned must go into use to save this year's crop. A short at period requires the combined forces of the two countries in team work, such soldier boys in France and Flanders are demonstrating. ) Combined Fighters In Franci and Flanders and thi Combined Sarmters In America WILL Bring tha Allied Victory Nearer. Kansas, , Iowa. North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska. Minnesota and Wisconsin to move 0 Lanadl. With thl tlrivilov nf Infj-r Mhiminn in. tka. lt.tsl Ctt.. ,Ur. 1 .1.. Mates have been conserved, and help to save the enormous crops in Canada which by tht be reidr (or harvesting. YOUR CANADIAN NEIGHBOURS WHEN YOUR OWN CROP IS HARVESTED 1 1 1 " Canada Wants 40,000 Harvest Hands to Take Caro of Ita - 13,000,000 ACRE WHEAT FIELD. toe tent i mile railway fire from the International boundary line to destlnatloa and the same arunj to the International Boundary. High Wages, Good Board, Comfortable Lodgings. taMmtificatlon Card Issued at the boundary by a Canadian Immigration Officer will guaran tw.be u reluming to the United States. SOON AS YOUR OWN HARVEST IS SAVED. moTe northward and assist your Canadian it i hinrrtUnR hit; in thii way do your bit in helping "Win the War". For particular aa to itiaciion cards and place where employment may be had. apply to Superintendent wwon, Ottawa, Canada, or to I P. JAFFRAY, Cor. Walaul and Broad Sta., Philadelphia, Pa. i Canadian Government Agent. I WORK NOT APPRECIATED Thought Efforts Wasted Because er Was Not Laid Up PerU Mically From Overeating. 'ifo hud a cook who gave her ev--Mnnion, nrnl she was under the n that the cook was equally iih her place. But one morn- the lady's Intense surprise, the Wd her she was (joing away. JMsver do you want to leave for, "Med her mistress. "I nm very 4 with you, and I thought you We comfnrtuMe here." . mum, I'm comfortable enough J. hut" Vwtik hesitated and fidgeted 1 'UhatV quoiled her mistress. ." she blurted out, "the Miaster doesn't seem to nppre- cookery, nnd I can't stop In a mr efforts to please are Mold rather go, mum." ' tat makes you think that Ww doesn't appreciate your ".'J10 evcr t""Plained to Mll'd the lady. ', nn '"rough overeat M he couldn't help doing so. if,' S ;'Ty wns so delicious; ;Jr hero hBsn't been laid up "i ,n, ,"'9 monll,s 1ve been Vind that's Just what bothers Wnae mpre8s0n8 CoS'US P'CtUres '-'cad 5r2',,iDr0ncho Rob' "Llck , o the world seem wilder Jiwnjoiuo o- them films." XT '? " fr nulonobIle9 Is Ifcirhor. or01anry spring and 'iowl is too Jen it holds Had a Warm Job. The fact that half of the world hasn't thought of how the other hnlf is living has been pretty well estab lished, but even now the details of old and oppressing duties and routine is of interest. A remarkably pretty gfrl swooned while standing at tlio side of a bench on a subwny plntform, says a New York news letter. Sho foil heav ily, and soon from the rush hour throng several women hnd gathered about her. She revived quickly and looked about rather apologetically. "Thank you," she said to a woman who was holding a wet handkerchief to her forehead. "I Just got dizzy for a mo ment." She closed her eyes again and looked very white and weak. "I guess I'm all right," she said after a little. "I'm tired and warm. I'm working as a cloak model downtown and all day I've been trying on fur conts. I'm Just tired." CUTICURA IS SO SOOTHING To Itching, Burning Skins It Not qnly Soothes, but. Heals Trial Free. Treatment : Bathe the affected sur face with Cuticura Soap and hot wa ter, dry gently and apply Cuticura Ointment. Repeat morning and night This method affords immediate relief, and points to speedy healment. They are ideal for every-day toilet uses. Free samDle each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Good Memory for Dates. "Do you know what day this Is?" asked Mrs. Occy Wattles, sweetly. "Uh-huh," replied Mr. Wattles. "Sure. It's nil " ,"We were married Just four years ago this morning," Mrs. Watles went on "Yes, sir. I remember Just as though It was yesterday. And er It's next week our lease on the flat expires, Isn't it?" Kansas City Star. No Telling. "At your country place how warm Is it in the shade?" "There ain't any." Of Course. " "I expect to die in harness." "Then I take It you have a stable po sition. . Some men are workers In the vine yard and some others do their work upon tlio finished product Brazil from 1008 to 1916 received 926,282 new settlers. MANY GET SPECIAL HONORS Vt Activities of the Organization Are Described Field Service Now Has Forty Sections Actually on Duty on the French Front Paris. Deeds of heroic courage by American Bed Cross men on several battle fronts have Just been described here ln a statement by MaJ. Uruyson P. Murphy, American Ited Cross com mlssloner for Europe. He ulso gives !ctalls of the vast and ninny-sided no tivltles the organization has been car rying on, which now ure being multi plied ninny times. Following out Its previously an nounced project, t.'ie commission has nlreudy established relief and rest sta Hons for the troops at points where they must He over while in tratislt from the buse receiving camps to the train ing camps near the front. Owing to the demoralized condition of the French railways, troorts ore often obliged to spend between 48 and 7li hours ln making a Journey that could ordlniirily be uccomp'.ished ln 12 hours. The cars ln which they ure trans ported are frequently small French freight cars, Into which 'M, more often 40, men ore crowded. The result has been that cases of measles, mumps, diphtheria and on numerous occasions more serious diseases hove broken out among the men. To provldo against such an exigency, station dispensaries, each containing ten beds, a doctor nnd two nurses, have been opened. Sus pected cases or men asking for treat ment arc bundled Immediately Instead of awaiting for the arrival of the trulu at its destination. The patients ure visited each day by some member of tbe Ited Cross, who brings them tobac co, sweets or something to read, the purchases being umdc from the funds which the United States has so gener ously subscribed. , Another activity of the Ited Cross consists in the bringing to France of about twenty Belgian police dogs, which will lie trained to go out and look for wounded. The dogs have been tried out in other iirinies, notably the French nnd Itussltm, nnd have reached n high degree of prollclency in their work. ' Training the Dogs. The method of training is to start ln to teach the dog to fetch an object, usually a mini's cap. Then he is taught to seek out the wearer of the cap, to return and lead the trainer to the wearVr, supposedly wounded. The dogs have also been used with great sue cess In detecting the presence of wounded men caught ln the enemy's wire entanglements and unable to es 'Citpo through weakness. With the formal transfer of the American ambulance to the American army, the ambulance censes to exist, In name, as an auxiliary service of the French army, nlthough It will be virtually continued us such until such time as the American army decides It needs it for its own uses. The Amer ican ambulance Is not, however, ut the present time under tlio control of the Bed Cross, although thut develop ment may Inter occur. Two of the most recent members of the nnrbulnnce to receive the wnr cross and army citations ure Basil K. Neftel of Lnrchmont. N. Y leader of Section 17 of the field service, nnd Orn It. McMurray of Madison, Wis., n graduate of the University of Wis consin. Neftel has been over u year in the service, und has been twice wounded In the performance of his duty". Five other Americans hnve won hon ors for conspicuous bravery under shell fire in the Sulonica region. All of them are members of Section 10 of the American field service, and for the last nine months have been engaged in the Balkans, for the most part be fore Monastlr, where they faced the double danger of enemy shells and the Si Viscountess Curzon, wife of Vis count Curzon, eldest son of Earl Howe, is considered the most beautiful wom an in the English nobility. She Is the only daughter of the late cohuiel, the Hon. Sloiitogu Curzon. The beautiful viscountess has two children. Her remarkable beauty has made her famous Internationally. Sho is one of the most popular women in court circles. Viscountess Curzon since the outbreuk of the war, like many other members of the nobility and social set, has been spending a great deiil of her time ut war relief work. Viscount Curzon Is commander, of the Itoyal Naval Volunteer rescues. He was aboard tho Queen Elizabeth, the great English superdreadnaught, during tbe Dardanelles operations. He Is still ubourd that vessel. virulent fevers that periodically mok( their appearance ln the lowlands of Macedonia during the summer months. "For both braverv and distinguished conduct," t'u'lr citations read, "an ab solute disregard of tho personal risks to which tin y exposed themselves and their, jipontu ie his act Ion in bringing In th woiint'cil from the most ad vanced posltloi s " the War Cross has been awarded i ''ach of the follow ing: W. I). Sw:. of Boston, .lames Hurley of Knoxu : -, Tenn.; Frank Fitzsiinmons of New fork, Kiniber ley Stuart of Sngtn.:v. Mich.; and John Elllston of Los Angeles, Cul. For Unusual Braver. In addition to the Croix de Guerre, or War Cross, Elllston was singled out for special distinction, being award the Cross with Palms, which means an net of unusual bravery. I Hiring a local engagement around Monastir In which the French were endeavoring to take a strongly held trench that formed the advanced ele ment of a Bulgarian salient, the troops advanced to the attack about four In the morning, beforo tho sun had made any activity ulmost Intoler able. By live o'clock the blue-coated pollus had sVnrmed over the Bulgarian en trenchments, bayoneting or bombing any of tho enemy who remained to offer resistance. The enemy counter attack was slow in organizing, nnd the pollus began the tiresome work of consolidating the position. Almost at high noon the violence In the en emy's shell fire presaged tho coming counter-attack. Fifteen minutes la ter the Bulgnrs came over the top of their second lino of dt fense nnd hurled themselves on the small bund Hf French. The latter held firm nnd not only succeeded In driving off tho counter attack, but chased the enemy back to their second line, blowing up the dugouts and putting a number of machine guns out of action. It was during the Intense heat of the mld- dnv and the concentrated lire of the Bulgarian heavy guns that the stretcher-bearers hnd to go out In the open nnd pick up the wounded. No facilities were nt hand for their treat ment, and an ambulance was asked. How World Lines Up Against Kaiser; i:i Germany Faces Odds of Eight to One M ? v Nations at war with Germany, with the date of declaration nnd populations of the various countries, follow: 1914. Relations Broken. Population 4,547,000 Brazil, April 9 175,137,000 Bolivia, April 13 87,429,000 Costa Rica, April 26... 22.571.000 Guatemala, April 28... Groat Britain. Auaust 4 439.959,000 Liberia, May 10 Montenegro, August 7. . 516,000 Honduras, May 18 Japan, August 23.. .. 73,807,000 Santo Domingo, June 17 Serbia, July 28..., Russia, August 1., France, August 3. , Belgium, August 4. 1915. $ Italy, May 23 37,393,000 M . , . n 4 o nnrt Population ' 24,618,000 2,890,000 y 431,000 $ 2,003,000 X 1,800,000 $ 562,000 J 710,000 C San Marino, June 2. 1916. Portugal, March 10.. Roumania, August 27. 1917. Total 33,014,000 The Germanic strength lines up as follows: J Central Powers. V! Austria, July 28, 1914. 49,882,000 ; 15 208,00 Germany, Aug. 1, 1914. 80,661,000 J 7,508,000 Turkey, Nov. 3, 1914.. 21,274,000 Bulgaria, Oct 4, 1915.. 4,755,000 ,$ for to evacuate tho wounded, who were In dire straits. Elllston volunteered for tho work. During the henvlcst part of tho bora bordinent, while tho enemy gun were still showering high explosive shells on the newly won territory, he drove his machine over the rough, shell-pitted ground. Instead of the sign of the Bed Cross diverting the Bulgnrlon fire, It seemed rather to ottrnct It. Shrapnel and tenr-com-pelllng shells burst all around the young American, but uuder the most terrillc fire he thrice made the Jour ney In safety and carried to the base hospltul every dangerously wounded case. Lose 50 Ambulance Chassis. Charles M. Ashton of Philadelphia was on duty nt n relief post follow Inif up the French advance In. the Champagne and also awaiting the call to drive his machine to the front. The Germans were vigorously shell ing the entire district when a shrap nel shell burst within twenty feet of the young man's ambulance. Two of the balls struck him, one In the ab domen, the other In tho arm, while a piece of the shell Inflicted a nasty wound on his leg. Thnnks to the prompt action of the surgeons, he will recover, but will probably be Invalided out of the service. Despite the loss of fifty nmbulnnen chassis when the steamer Orleans, tho first American ship to run the Ger man submarine blockade, was tor pedoed about a month ago, tho Amerlcnn field service sheceeded In placing three new ambulance sections In the field last week and two addi tional transport sections. One of the nmbulnnco sections. No. 30, Is composed entirely of Harvard men, with Ralph R. Richmond of Milton, Mnss., os section commander. Transport section No. 242 has also n number of Harvard men In Its ranks, Its commander being n Harvard boy, Thomas II. Dougherty of Philadel phia. Transport section L Is com manded by George O. Struby of Den ver, Colo., a Tnlo graduate, who has already won glory and the wnr cross for bravery In action, while the other two ambulance sections, No. fiO and No. 70, ore commanded by Charles A. Butler of New York, n graduate of Columbia, nnd Arthur J. Putnam of Deposit, N. Y., n Cornell man, re spectively. Altogether, the field service now bus forty sections nctually in service at various parts of tho French front, of which twenty-nine are nmbulnnco sections, for transporting the wound ed, nnd eleven transport sections, for the handling of munitions and sup plies.' This represents n personnel of close to 2,.ri00 volunteers, for the most part young Americans from the best families in the United States. . Amerlcnn aviators flying with th French forces enmo In for their share of mishaps during the past week. Lawrenco Scnnlon of Cednrhurst, L. I., otherwise known ns "Bed" Scan Ion, hail one of the narrowest escapes on record when his machine, getting out of control, fell from n height of ,ri(H) feet and crashed onto the roof of an army bakery at Avord, the French training camp for aviators. Scnnlon was making a trial flight In n Nleiiport and had circled nrouiid In the most approved professional manner, and had started to descend. Of n sudden his motor stopped. Never before having bad experience with a "panne de motour," tho young avia tor decided the best courso was to get to the earth with tho least possible loss of time. He aimed for the avia tion field, but an error ln Judgment or n stray gust of wind drove him too far, and he came down upon the bakery roof with a force thnt drove the nose of the Nleuport clear through. Unhurt, but slightly stunned, Scan Ion scrambled out of the debris and climbed down off the roof by means of a ladder that had been left propped agnlnsti the wall. Just ns he started off to report tho captain of the camp camo rushing up, and seeing Scanlon going away from the scene of the ac cident, ordered him bock to assist In the removal of the supposedly dead man, or to go call a doctor If It was discovered ho was seriously wounded. Scanlon saluted the captain, snylngj "He's all right, captain." "How do you know? Who was It that fell?" demanded the captain. 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Where a farmer can g.t near fl lor beat and raue ftl to 45 butheli la (he acre he U bound to make moner lhai'a what you can expect in Weitern Canada. Won derful yields alio of OaU, Barter and Flat. Mixed Farmlnt in Western Canada ia fully aa prulitable ao industry aa grain rauuig. THe noellem rnMei, full of nutrition. an the onle f.iod miumil rlthor lur beet or dairy puri! 4,M.dft'huola.rbnrvhefl,trtarfceuoitnventent.clioiat eierllenl. There 1ft an untuoal drmarul for farm lalHir ui replura the niauy voung men wh.t bare Tiihtntrered fur thi. wnr. Write for llteratnre and rnrtirnian aa tn n-dured railway raua to bupkuf uioulKraUun, Ottawa, Can., ur to J. P. JJFFHSY. Cor. Walnut ft Dread Sis., Philadelphia, Pa. Canadian Government A sent LIKE AJAX AND ACHILLES United States. April 6. 113,168,000 Total 156,572,000 .! C" Cuba, April 8 2,500,000 Recapitulation. $ , Panama, April 9 427,000 . At war with Germany. 1,31,807,000 J. Greece, July 22. t,8ii,uuu Relations Broken 33,uit,ouu ,j Siam, July 22 8,149,000 Anti-German 1,346,821,000 W China, August 14 320,650,000 Germanic allies 156,572,000 J . Neutral world 188,358,000 J X . Total 1,313,807,000 World's population ...1,691,751,000 $ Girl Fights Burglar. Sfarnmth, S. D. A hand to hnnd fight, followed by a duel between n sixteon-yenr-old girl armed with a rifle nnd a burglar using a revolver, re sulted in victory for the girl. The combat occurred at tho homo of J. F. Seels, a Camp Crook rancher. Bertha Seels, the daughter, first threw a lamp ut the burglar. She then received n blow from the butt of the bnndlt's re volver. Recovering, she procured her father's rifle and opened fire, wound Log the man In tbe shoulder. In an exchange nf shuts she iccelved a bul let In her wrist. The burglar escaped. Find Petrified Oaks. Fremont, 1'cb. Petrified trunks of oak trees liaro been found 30 feet un derground ln sand pits here. A the ory advanced is thnt the trees were burled several centuries ago when the stream thnt Is now the Platte river cut its channel through here. Tliero are now no oak trees In the Platte River Valley except transplanted specimens. JILTED MAN RILLED $5,000 Girl's Father Leaves . -quest as Balm for Young Man's Vounded Feelings. Guthrie, Okln. Mrs. ;tiry A. Thompson and Florence Brooks of Rip ley, hnve filed nn action ln the county court here contenting the will of Wal ter J. Thompson, husband nnd father, respectively, nf the contestants, who left' them little of his estate of 550,000. One of tho clauses which they par ticularly attack gives 55,000 to Amos Yates, n young nmn studying for the priesthood of the Mormon church, the money being willed hint ns bnlm for his feelings because of his having been refusefl In miirrlngeby the daugh ter who Is contesting the will. ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR DRUNKS Not Electrocution, but Just Enough "Juice" to Tame the Obstrep erous. Sioux City, la. An electric chulr, which will convey Just enough "Juice" to make the person sitting In It think he Is on needles, has been built at police headquarters for use on drunken prisoners who are obstreperous. An "annoying voltage" Is the way tho builders describe the current thut will be used.. Individual Prowess in This War Counts for as Much as It Did in Days of Ancient Greece. Individual prowess counts fur ns much as It did In the tlnvs of niiclcnt Greece, Wnhleiiinr KiiempfTert writes In McC'lure's. Names will stand out ln the history of this war like those of AJax and Achilles In the epic of Ho mer. Lieutenants Immeliiiiinn and Boelkc on the German side have brought down nine and ten adversaries in mortal combat. Their exploits arc tinged with a chlvalric glamour which seems anything but modern.. When Boelke landed to aid nn enemy whom he had wounded he wns greeted with tlie comment: "Since It Is Iin melmnnn who bent me, I am Satisfied." When the German replied thnt It wns "only Boelke," the Interchange of com pliments seemed like a parley between Hector nnd AJax. The analogy between nomer's battles and twentieth century aerial combats extends even to the vehicles .used. What Is n flying machine but tbe an cient war chariot soaring on wings? In many an encounter two man innclilnes still bnttlo for supremacy one mnn nn observer, tho other a pilot. Tho ob server Is tho flgl'.rjng hero of old, wield ing a miichlno gun Instead of a sword ; the pilot his faithful charioteer. Curry tho analogy still further nnd consider how much Is at stnke when battle plane meets battle plane. The fnto of nn ancient army depended on a prlnco In his war chariot ; the fate of any army corps now hnngs on the information gleaned by a victorious filer. Almost Correct. Charles was an only child nnd al ways associating with his very learn ed parents he sometimes talked like a book. "My father Is a sociologist," he told Petey, who lived ln nn alley nnd had met plenty of sociologists but had never learned to classify them. "A what?" nsked Petey. "A sociologist, and ho Is very much Interested ln studying the conditions of tho mentally deficient." Petey considered for a moment nnd then asked: "Is ho ln a bughouse?" Naturally. "Whnt do you find most productive of hard cash?" "Soft things." Comtlpntlon aenrrally Indlent'-e rtlaordrred itomiuli, llrrr and bnwtle. Wrlnht'a Indian Vegetable l'llla rtilora regularity without griping. Adv. Don't think thnt a fancy umbrella handle turns tho rnln. rtflRINE Granulated Eyelids, I i2y55 Sore Eyea, Eyes Inflamed by J 'Mif.JViiiS" Oualand Wind quickly fOftTiVs'i lr relieved by Murine. Tryltln Vf a , itSr C your Babs Eyes. IUUR LlCONoSBartiaf.JnstEreCoaJtrt MurineEye Remedy !&Eng?w& tn Satve, la Tab 16a. Fur bk of IA. Km - srwa. Aslt Uarlaa Era Beme4r C., CJalcacv i What's the Answer? A short time ago Prof. II. It. OooiK head of the publlc-speiiklng depart ment at Dcl'nuw university, delirrrr4 a talk In a small town In I.awrrnca county, near Bedford, says the Indiag npolls News. He wns being conjrrarjs luted on the talk when one farmer l tho audience edged his way to thm speaker and nsked whether he ru tm a hurry. Professor Goiigh, who hs4 to make n certain train, said no. ottxsr than he wished to get home nt a eraw tain time. Tho fnrmer, Instead of la vitlug til tn to a fine fried chicken (Ba ner, said : "Say, my boy and me hear your talk and we wanted to knov whether It was a sermon or aa ad dress." Professor Cough made Ma train and reached home without psu taking of any fried Chicken. Vision. "Can your wife see two sides of a question?" "Yes; her own and hor mother's." Life. If there were no such thing ns moor there would still bo- a lot of peop envying a few. If anyone holds four aces In tk showdown, the others hold their breath nnd that's nil. 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