THE FULTON COUNTY HEWS, McCOHlTZLLSBUK, PA. INTERESTING PARAQ9APHS M Local and Generil Intercut, Gathered t Home or Clipped from our Exchanges. 'ONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS ... Wheat hit the two-dollar mark in Chicago Monday. . Mrs. B. W. Peck is spending this week among her relatives in Blair County. D. E. Little, Ralph Reed, and S. W. Kirk motored to Cham bersburg last Friday. Mrs. Jemima Skiles, near Dane visited her sister Mrs. Lucina Forner last Saturday. Preaching at Mt. Zion Sunday morning January 14th at 10:30; Needmore 3 p. m., and Bedford Chapel 7:30 S. J. Deshong and son Russell, of Saluvia, called at the News office a few minutes while in town last Saturday. Miss Annie Doyle and her niece Miss Elizabeth Doyle, went to Chambersburg Tuesday morning to spend a few days with rela tives. Mrs. Nellie L. Peck, West Lincoln Way left last week for a visit to friends in Philadelphia and to Bee her son Robert near Kennedysville, Md, . After having spent three weeks in the home of the latter's sister, Miss Mary Knauff, Mr. and Mrs. Emory Booth returned to their home in Altoona Monday. Mrs. Ed D. Shimer entertain ed a number of her lady friends very delightfully at a luncheon given at her home on South Sec ond Street a few days ago. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Skiles and son, and Frank's mother, Mrs. Martha Skiles all of Pleasant Ridge, made a trip to McCon nellsburg in their new car Mon day. Mrs. Harry Lamberson has re turned to her home at Huston awn after having spent the holiday season in the home of Iter friend Mrs. Charles Palley in Ohambersburg. "' Miss Elizabeth Harris has ac cepted a position as stenographer and typewriter in the law offices of Walter & Gillan, Chambers ' urg, and entered upon her du ' ies last Monday. . Mrs. Wm. Paylor is spending he winter with her daughter drs. Elmer Harm at Webster dills in hope that the change of . esidence may be beneficial to ire. Paylor's health. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Weisel md children, of Pittsburgh, ac- ompanied dy Mrs. Weisel's . nother, Mrs. Lake Garland, of -lercersburg spent Wednesday and Thursday of last week in the "iuwnes of Dale Garland, of Tod flwnship, and Sheriff Job Gar land, in this place. i William P. Nelson and his aeighbor John Morrison, of Cum 3erland county, took dinner in ihe home of the former's parents Mr. and Mrs. D. A. Nelson, in the Cove. It was Mr. Morrison's first to McConnellsburg, and he expressed surprise in finding that Big Cove had some width to it f Prof. Grover C. Kirk, Super vising Principal of Schools, Clear field, Pa,, spent the holiday va cation with his home folks in Pigeon Cove. Prof. Kirk has charge of a corps of twenty-one teachers in the High School and ' torty-six teachers in the lower grades, together with 3,000 pu pils 600 of whom are students in the High School. 'Mr.J. L. Cope, near Burnt Cabins was a pleasant caller at ' the News office Tuesday. Mr. Cope says that Mrs. Geo. Doran. whose injury was mentioned in the News, is improving rapidly, and he told us that his fnlks in. tended to send the car in for her and take her out to spend a day in uieir nome, ana then take her back to her own home. She has now Deen confined to the house for three or four weeks. Nice Christmas Present :Mr. and Mrs. Willard Pleasin ier left Whips Cove something nore man a year ago, and low prosperously located are at , lulesburg, Colo. As a token of peace and good will, Fillard'g good wife, on Christmas presented him with the Jhnstmas present of his life a . rair of fine twin babies. Their v Whips Cove friends are shower ing in caros ot congratulation. New Bank Officials. The First National Bank and the Fulton County Bank elected their directorates for 1917 on Tuesduy afternoon -which mean?, really, tbe re election of the old boards. Both r.ur banks have had busy and prosperous years, and the outlook for the year just startad is most encouraging. The boards elected are as fol lows: The First National "Dank. The stockholders of the Frst National Bank beld an election from 12 to 2 o'clock with S. B Woollet, H. S. Daniels, Bnd J. B. Runyan as tbe board. Tho fol lowiug directors were elected: John A Henry, Hon. Peter Mor ton, Tobias Glazier, Hou. S. W. Kirk, David W. Grens, Dr. J. W. Mosser, Hon. John P. Sipes, B. Frank Henry, and D. L Gns singer. The Fulton County Bank. The Fulton County Bark held its election fiom 1 to 2 o'clock with H. U Nace and Miss Rhoda B. Kendall on tbe board. Tbe following directors were elected: Oliver Hill, W. Scott Palmer, S. R. Cromer, D. A Nelson, D. A. Watbabaugh, C. It Spangler, G. B. Mellott, Geo A. Harris, A. U. Nace, Jno. A It win andB. W. Peck. Farm-Help Wages Increases. Farm help of all kinds has ad vanced in price during the past year and help of all kinds is very scarce, so much so that all forms of farm work are being seriously curtailed. A year ago the average wage paid to help in the State includ ing board was $235 a year but re ports of the Pennsylvania De partment of Agriculture show that during the past year the av erage wage has increased to $270 The Bcale runs from $210 in some of the smaller interior counties to $325 in the counties which have large towns and cities where the iron and steel mills and muni tion plants have attracted former farm helpers. The farm reports state that "farm help is only a miserable apology for labor and it is not a matter of wages, but take whatever you can get at any price. The average wage for summer month has increased from $25 to 127.50 and the average daily wage from $1.20 to $1.42. The wages of harvest hands averages $1.89 a day but farmere were un able to secure men at any price during the past fall. The wage showed a variance in different counties from $1.40 to $2.50 per day. Female help has also increased the price and in some sections farmers are badly crippled on ac count of the 'lack of domestic help. The average wages from $2.50 to $4 50 and the State aver age is $3 42 as compared with $3.20 a year ago. Color Value. Mrs. Blank had in her employ a colored maid who belonged to a "funeral club," which binds all its members to attend every fu neral of a member upon receipt of notification. One afternoon Dinah's mistress saw .her come down the stairs, ready to go our dressed in a bright scarlet dress, with a large scarlet willow plume in her hat and a red parasol in her hand. "Why, Dinah, I thought you were going to a funeral," said Mrs. Blank. "Yes, I'se going to the funeral," said Dinah. "But you ought not to wear red to a funeral," said Mrs. Blank. "You ought to be dressed quietly in a dark dress!" Dinah poked the toe of her shoe with her par asol, and meditated a moment, and then said: "Well Ah reckon I won't go back and change now: I'll just wear this." Some three weeks after this Dinah approached her mistress told her that she was going to leave, because Bhe was going to be married. Mrs. Blank express ed her astonishment that Dinah even had an admirer. Dinah simpered, and twisted the cor ner of her apron, and said "No, I didn't have one until just lately! Does you remember that funeral Ah went to one time when I wore my red dress? Well missus, dat shade of red done kotched de eye ob de corpse's husband ! ' ' ' 'Nautilus. ' ' I' Bubacnbe f or the NW8. Delicately Eliminated "How did you get Mrs. Bounce out of your bridge club? Did you ask her to resign?" "No we didn't like to do that, but we all resigned except Mrs. Bounce, and then we all got to gether, and formed a new club." -New York "Times." , Natural Reasoning Ruth lived in the country. On awakening one cold morning she asked for a drink of water and her mamma told her she would have to wait awhile for the pump had frozen during the night. She then asked for a drink of milk, and upon being told there was no milk either, quickly replied: "What's the matter, did the cow freeze up, too?" Neat Retort A doctor passing a marble cutter's fihop, called out: Good mornin, Mr. Runyan. Hard at it, I see. I suppose you finish them as far as "In Memory Of" and then wait until you see who wants a tombstone next?" "Well, yes" replied the man with mallet and chisel, "unless I hear somebody is sick and you attending them, then I keep right on." Take Precaution There is no autoist on earth who can hope to avoid accidents when children run out into the street suddenly and dart in front of an onrushing automobile, That there are not more acci dents is to be wondered at and that while there may be no blame attached to the automobile driv er the safest course is to always run slowly in congested sections and take precaution. Hard Water Good for Rheumatics. . That hard water meaning a water that contains two hundred parts in the million or more of lime is better than soft or dis tilled water for drinking purpos es is asserted in the New York Medical Journal by Dr. Frank L Rector of New York. It never contains enough lime to do harm, but the little it does contain is beneficial to persons with a ten dency to rheumatism, gout or hardening of the arteries. To get such a dose of lime as a doctor would prescribe one would have to drink six gallons of hard water in twenty-four hours. A common glassful of such water contains about three-fourths of a grain of lime. It is an error to suppose as many do that hard water causes rheu matism, gout, kidney diseases and arteriosclerosis, for these are the very troubles that are cured by the waters of such places as Kissingen, Nauheim and Sarato ga the benefit of which is in their alkaline content, and this is principally lime. Women Getting There. The first woman to be allowed the privilege of the floor of the United States Senate is Miss Jes sie L. Simpson of St. Louis, who has been appointed clerk of the Senate Foreign Relations Com mittee by Senator Stone, of Mis souri, chairman of the commit tee. Without the ballot and entire ly on her ability, Miss Simpson has been raised to one of the most confidential positions in the lcg.slative branches of the Fed eral Government. She ha3 de monstrated to the satisfaction of the leading members of the Sen ate, who are members of the committee, her ability to keep a secret. With this tribute of con fidence goes the honor of being the first woman ever granted the license to tread the sacred pre cincts of the Senate while that body is in session. A number of women have been assistant clerks and assistant sec retaries of Senators, but none ever has had the privilege of the floor, as only the clerks of com mittees, who generally are the secretaries, have that privilege under the rules. Us the Right Key. Keen your temper under control at all times. Don't get angry at small things. Look at vexations now as you will view them thirty days from date. 1 ho angry man who gets the wrong key und pushes and rattles the door till he breaks the lock loses more time than if he had quietly gone for the right key and pays for a new lock besides. OUR DISTANT FRIENDS. Interesting Extracts from Letters Re cently Received from Former Ful ton County People. Enoch C. Peck, Kingman, Kans., Jan. l.-Our daughter Minnie and her family live in Oklahoma. That is a very re markable state and its people have a just and pardonable pride in its civic affair. It is interest ing, as well as amusing to observe the brogue and other admirable and hospitable traits all in a setting of real genuine Southern idiosyncrasies, with enough pure yankee blood and ideal thrift throughout the whole state to preserve its equilibrium. I wish to congratulate you on securing such a nice paid up sub scription list to the good old home paper as well as upon the untir ing effort which you have for so many years put forth battling for just and progressive princi ples dominating in religious, moral and political questions ethical enough to lead your thous ands of readers without a sus picion. That "railroad" if it were a joke is "no laughing matter.'" It seems to be only a repetition of fake schemes practiced in every state upon the credulous and unsuspecting. We Kansas people seem to be easy; at least, the fakers and sharks seem to do a thriving business. Gas, oil and mining stocks seem to be the most prominent get-rich-quick, or wildcat schemes practiced up on our people just now shares of which are offered from one cent up to $1.00 each. The paying oil and gas fields are about fifty or sixty miles east of us in Butler County. The well are over 3,000 feet in depth. Gasoline sells here for sixteen and three tenths cents and ker osene at six and four tenths cents a gallon. The automobile craze is raging and nearly 120,000 cars are now owned in Kansas enough by a little crowding to take all our people joy riding at one time. Auto license is five dollars per car for one year and the money is used for better roads. Last Friday (Dec. 29th) Pres ident Wilson signed the Ferris Bill opening up 675,000,000 acres in the western part of the United States and Alaska in C10 acre homesteads. This will give the boys in the eastern states a chance to go west, get some land and "grow up with the country." Dr. Albert Stevens, Han cock, Iowa., Jan, 6 -On receiving the Fulton County News this morning I noticed the label on the wrapper said, "Pay up." So, in order to be in good stand ing with those who are connect ed with the News and especially to have a clear conscience myself you will find enclosed two dollars to still continue sending me the best weekly paper that ever came into my home. No; I will not say I was exact ly mad, when I read in your pap er a few weeks ago, that the man who had the contract of constructing the railroad from McConnellsburg to Fort Loudon had made a hasty get away with, I presume, money that he did not earn. Consequently the future outlook for the railroad is remote. IdonotadovcateLynch Law neither am I in sympathy with those who use this method of righting their wrongs, but I do believe the people of Fulton County would be justified in hanging everg stranger who comes into the county and pro poses to build a railroad and in fluences the people to make do nations for the purpose, and when everybody that can be fleeced, the instigator of the project makes his "get away" with a goodly sum of money that will enable him to enjoy the lux uries of this world for the bal ance of his life. They say that there is more happiness in pursuit of a thing, than actually having possession of the same. If this be true, Fulton county people should be the happiest mortals under the sun. Ever since I can remember, there were being built railroads through Fulton county. Oil, coal, iron ore well, in fact, all the important minerals having a good commercial value were right-at "our doors" all that was needed was money to devel op them. So it still continues, and I presume will just as long as there are rascals and suckers to work at the game. D. M. Black, Three Springs, Pa. Enclosed find check for $2.00 on my subscription. Now just a few words on the high cost of living. While the Euro pean war is responsible in part for high prices and high wages, we are just coming to the time or are beginning to feel the effect of the young people leaving the farm. They have left, but the older ones have been able to keep the old fartp going. Now the older folks are quitting. Can you blame the boys for going from the farm to public works where many of them are making as much per hour as they could get per day on the farm? No; this is not putting it too strong. All this cry for an embargo on foodstuff and boycotts, only tends to hasten their exodus from the farm. While the farmer may be too much of a bone-head to or ganize, yet the other party by their attitudes are driving the farmer from the farm to become a competitor in the Steel plant. the rolling mill the mine etc, and thus bringing about just such conditions as farmers are trying to avoid, and about what they could avoid by organizing. Now, if there was sound legis lation compelling the farmer boys to stay on the farm, and work 8 hours in the a. m. and 8 in the p. m., and make those "two old blades of grass grow" for the price of one then, perhaps, the matter would be solved. Just make it worth while, and we'll make the two blades grow. Ehhy Booth, Seminole, Fla. I hear it has been pub lished m one of tbe McCon nellsburg papers that I came to Florida for my health. 1 beg to inform that scribe and the pub lic generally that 1 came to see what I could; and if that scribe will come to Seminole, on tbe Gulf Coast, he will find me in the enjoyment of tbe best of health and "and having the time of my life." Here are tropicil flowers and fruits "too numerous to mention." Peach trees In bloom and people digging sweet potatoes. I am with an aged min uter and wife in a settlement of good people I was in St Peters burg last Saturday. It is crowd ed with visitors from the North. Wanted, For Sale, For Rent, Lost, Found, Etc. RATES One cent per word for each Insertion. No advertisement accepted (or less than 15 cents. Cash must ac company order. Baker & Bros.. Real Estate. Insurance, Automobiles, Live, Stock &c. Write us your desires First National Bank Building, Everett, Pa. Loans arranged for. For Sale One Jersey Cow, will be fresh about first of Feb ruary, a good one; also, one fine heifer, half Ho! stein, will freshen in the Spring. Ira W. Zimmer man, Hancock, Md. 1 4 2t For Sale One new section of Economy silo, 14 ft. in length; diameter, 12 ft., together with hoops for same. Inquire at News Office. 1 4 2t For Sale Sawmill F rick outfit complete, mcludind engine and blower. In use two years. Price right G. J. Mellctt. 12 21 4b Warfordaburg, Pa. Liquor Notice. Notice Ih hereby given thut the followliiK mimed Dt'ntorm huve tiled their petition Id the iillieo of the Clerk of yunrter SimhUhm. of Fulton county. In.. pruylDK I lie court to ifront to them License to keep tin Inn or Tavern, and to sell liquor, and thut the mine will be presented to the mtld Court, on Tuesduy, the Ulh dny of Jnuuury ll)i7 at 10 o'clock u. m. Robert W. Uroudbeok, llurnt Cabins, Pa. Ha'ry IluDiil, MoConnellKburtfi Cn8. F Kbalt, MoCounellsburg, I'a. Clerk's Office, I Dec. 19, lVIt). I 11. FRNK HKS RY, Clerk y. S. Western Maryland Railway. In Effect November 20, 1916. Subject to cbunge without notice. Train leave Hancoek ai followii No. T 1. 40 a. m. (daily) forOnmberland, Pitta burgh and went, also Eiklui, and Wnt Virginia point. No. 83.38 a. m. (dally) for Hagenitown, Get- tyxour Hanover, York (except sunuuy), ana Baltimore. No, 18.90 a. m. (daily except Sunday) (or uumbenana ana intermediate pointa. No. 49.07 a. m. (dally except Sunday) foi Hwremiown, lieiiyNiuirK.nuuover, vprn Baltimore and Intermediate point, Waab lngton, Philadelphia, and New York. No. Sl.7 d.tb '(daily) Wentern Eipreat foi Cumberland. Went Virginia point, and pitiKuurgn, uiicugo ana tne went. No. 18.67 p. m. (dally) Eipreae for Hagere town, Waynenboro, Chiunbernburg, llal tlraore, Wanhlngton. Philadelphia and Mew von. 0..F. STEWART 8, ENNRS. Oeu'l Pawner General Manager, I. Reisner We Wish Every One a Happy and Prosperous New Year. To begin the year we will sell what we have left of our Winter Caps for Men and Boys at Greatly Reduced . Prices. Men's Caps at 20c. that sold at 25c. to 35c; 50c. Caps at . 40c; A few Fur Caps at $1.25 and Plush at 40c. to 60c. -:- COATS -:- What we have left in Ladies', Misses' and Children's Coats, at Prices that must move them. Children's Coats from $1.00 up. Misses', $1.50 up. Ladies, $3.00, sold at $4.50. Few Broad-cloth Coats at a Bargain: $15.00 Coats for $10,00; $10.00 Coats, for $7.50. &c. Respectfully, G. W. Reisner & Co. n 1 k New Real Estate Agency. Having retired from the Mercantile business with a view to giving his entire attention to Real Estate, the undersigned offers his service to any one having real estate for sale, or wanting to buy. His thorough acquaintance with values and conditions in Fulton County, coupled with long and successful experience in handling Real Es tate, makes it possible for him to bring about results in the shortest possible time. , Write, or call on, D. H. PATTERSON, WEBSTER MILLS, PA. S. RAYMOND SNYDER, Jcveler. Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry Repairing -:- We Aim To Please -:- North Main Streeet.J Opposite Post Office, B. II. SHAW, Mo. 3E V i -A rV-1'-- rhai i Chambersburg, Pa. r the products of moro than 80 years' experience. Four brands' 76 Special Motor Auto Power Without Carbon Waverly gaaoUnes are all distilled and refined from Pennsylvania Crudo OH. Clean, Uniform. More miles per gallon. Contain no crude com prsaaed natural gas product. Waverly Oil Werka Ca., Pittsburgh, Pa. Inrfand.nt Reflnare XUuralnauta Lnbrlcanta Parefflae Wax . Waverly Products Sold by Hustontown. Pa.