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    THE PULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO, PA.
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Constipation andDiarrhoea.
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It's eiislor to look over another's
faults tlinn It Ih to overlook tlieiu.
Misery loves company and It never
need linvo a lonely feeling.
No ninn Is modest enough to believe
himself any worse than others.
Anger niiinngeH everything hiully.
To Live Long!
A reclpo given by a famous phy
ilelan for long life wns: "Keep tho
kidneys In good order I Try to elimi
nate through the skin und Intestines
the poisons that otherwise clog the kid
neys. Avoid eating meat ns much ns
possible; avoid too much suit, alcohol,
tea. Drink plenty of water."
For those past middle life, for those
wsily recognized symptoms of Inllum
nmlion, ns bnckache, scalding "water,"
or if uric acid In the blood bus caused
rlieunmttsnj, "rusty" Joints, stiffness
get Anurlc at the drug store. This Is
a wonderful eliminator of uric acid and
was discovered by Pr. I'lerce of In
valids' Hotel, liurrulo. N. Y. If your
druesist does not keep It send 10 cents
to lr. IMorco for trial pnekage and you
ill 1 . . V I I. s tMnia
will Jiuuw mill u is uitiujr iiuivjd
more potent than llthln and that It dis
solves uric acid as hot wuter does
tugar.
His Many Duties.
When young runner Giles left the
hnipy homestead and plowed Melds to
Join the army there was not n prouder
mnn In the land. The llrst time be
was doing a sentry-go tho olllcer of
the guard came by and called upon
him to give up his orders.
"Orders!" shouted Giles. "Give up
my orders?"
"Yes, certainly. What are you here
for?." demanded the olllcer, sharply.
"Oh, I'm here to wnlk up and down,
land at attention, wink at the girls,
look after Sergeant Murphy's bit of
garden and see that nobody pinches
Ids spndes; also to seo you ain't about
when they fetch the beer for the
piard-room prisoners, nnd should you
come on the scene to "
. P.ut the olllcer had completely col
lated. Pittsburg Chronicle Telegram.
Improvement
. , i . ..i
urs. ,iosiun owies, me new in-i-ilent
of the National Federation of
Women's Clubs, wns talking In New
York about dress.
"Women, oneo they get Interested In
fliir movement," she said, "dress more
sensibly. They give less thought to
dress. I may claim, In fact" Mrs.
I'owles smiles "I may claim In fact,"
she ended, "that these women start
making their own clothes and stop
picking their friends' clothes to
pieces." Exchange.
Proof of Her Economy.
"Is jour wife economical?"
"Very. Look at the clothes Hint she
makes me wear."
A Growing
Custom!
The custom of placing
Grape-Nuts on the table
at all meals is growing in
American homes.
Both children and
grown - ups help them
selves to , this delicious
food as often a3 they like.
It contains the entire nutri
ment of wheat and barley,
digests quickly, and is
wonderfully energizing.
Every table should have
ts daily ration of
Grape-Nuts
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For Infanta anrl Children.
Mothers Know That
Genuine Castoria
Always
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Signature
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Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Knvy shoots at others, hut hits Itself.
A wise girl knows enough not to
pretend to know n lot more.
Loaded Up. '
"There's nothing In the imin you
pnlmeil out to me."
"Nothing In him ! Well, when I left
him ho wns on his eighth highlmll."
NEWS OF NEW JERSEY
Dumont, N. J. "I feel happy over
the relief Dr. Tierce's Fuvorlte Pre
scription has giv
en me. My phy
si cl n n strongly
urged mi opera
tion, but I was
afraid. One of
Dr. Pierce's
books fell Into
my hands, and
rending what the
'Prescription' had
done in similar
rff 1 Iwirnn Its
use, ond was happily surprised to re
ceive results after n few doses; tills
encouraged mo to continue until the
lnflummtitinn and congestion fully sub
sided. Anyone can realize what It
Would mean to one depressed and dis
couraged to regain health, besides n
doctor bill saved and being saved the
danger of an operation." MILS. DK
LOSS IIEDGLO?. Niagara St. Adv.
FAMOUS SCIENTIST AS CHEF
Visitors Mistaken In Thinking Metch.
nikoff Was Engaged in Labora
tory Experiments.
One day some distinguished visitors
who had arrived In Paris anil were be
ing escorted about by a committee
were taken to call upon the late Pro
fessor MeUhnlkolT (the famous scien
tist who believed that the secret of
long life lay In diet) toward the hour
of noon. The laboratory was all but
empty, as most of the workers hail
departed for that sacred meal, the
French dejeuner. lint Metchnlkofl
was there himself Intent upon n ves
sel he was holding over a gas burner.
"It must be a very Interesting ex
periment that keeps you engaged even
at this hour," remarked one of the
committee.
"Look for yourself," suld Mctclml
kofT, and, continuing to stir with n
glass tube, held up the dish so that
n delicious fragrance rose to the nose
of the visitors,
"That's what I'm working at," he
laughed, "lianann In slices, fried In
butter. It Is excellent." World's
Work.
Dr. Perry's "DEAD SHOT" Is no (Tcc!lv
meillcino for Worms or Tapeworm lu sdulu
or cliildrca. One doe Is tufllclent tad no
supplemental purge necessary Adv.
Not the Simple Life.
Little Dorothy had acquired n llxed
habit of eating Sunday dinner with her
two old and beloved friends, the
Urowns, who lived Just neross the
slreet. Coming home she found her
own family seated at their table en
joying a substantial but plain tlinnei'.
A slight wave of contempt crossed her
face.
"Why, what did you have for din
ner?" her mother asked.
"Poked chicken, rice, hot biscuits
mashed potatoes, candled sw.eot pota
toes, crnnherrit's, plum Jelly and other
delinquencies," loftily asserted the lit
tle maid. The Christian Herald.
What He Would Po.
It wus his llrst night on guard, and.
of course, Mike Flaherty was on the
watch against olllcers and sucli-!lt;
nuost lonlng him on bis duties.
As it happened, he was at a stntloi.
guarding a magazine of powder thai
had arrived during the day. Suddenly
Hie orderly olllcer mine around and
after the usual formalities, commenced
to (piestlon Mike.
Ollieei What would you do If tin
i.iagir.lne blew up?
Mike Go up with the report, sir.
A Long Walt.
Policeman (giving evlileme) Aflei
being ejected from the rlneiiia, ho wio
discovered on the doorstep of the back
entrance to the plcturo-palnce.
Magistrate Did ho give any rcasoi
for his extraordinary behavior?
Policeman His speech was very I::
distinct, yer worship, but from v.ha
I could gather, 'o was waiting to set
Mary Iickford 'ome." Passing Show.
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Attending Prayer
Meeting
By REV. JAMES M.GRAY, D.D,
Duo of Moody Bible Inititute,
Chicago
TEXT Not fooiaklnK the assembling
of ourselves together as tlie manner ot
ome Is. Hebrews 10:25.
The weekly prnyer meeting has been
called the pulse of the church, but It Is
more; It Is reully
the heart Itself;
It Is tho Ideal
church In wor
ship; It Is the
church gathering
of the Apostolic
days.
There were two
forms of public
worship .among
the Jews In
Christ's day, the
temple und the
synagogue. The
iff- ' "lsl , H r'n"111
hi 2r m t,,e 8t,nso tllut ll,e
vltes conducted It. The second was
simple nnd democratic In tho sense
that all the peoplo took part In It.
There was only on templo and that
was located In Jerusalem, but there
was a synagogue in every town w here
as many ns ten male Jews resided. Its
order of service consisted merely in
the reading of a portion of tho law and
tho prophets, the chanting of a psalm
and an extempore prnyer. Then tho
meeting wns thrown open, as we now
sny, and tho people (tho men at least)
were at liberty to take pnrt.
Tho Christian church Is built, not
on the model of tho temple but the
synagogue, ns we seo from Paul's flrst
Kplstle to th 3rlnthlans where, nt
chapter 14, ho Is correcting certain
disorders Hint hud crept Into the as
sembly because of the liberty thus
granted to tho people.
A Popular Gathering.
Our text applies to such a gathering
as this. That Is to suy, the writer has
In mind not a formal service, such as
Is represented at n Snbhath gathering
In one of our present thurches, but a
popular gathering of the peoplo where
the meeting Is thrown open for all to
exercise their spiritual gifts. It Is
Just such a gathering as a prayer
meeting always ought to be.
(1). He enjoins such nn assem
bling of ourselves together a duty
to be obeyed. We ought not to for
sake It, just as In other plnces God
tells us not to commit murder, not to
steal, not to be guilty of adultery, not
to bear false witness, so here we nre
not to forsake the assembling of our
selves together. In oilier words it Is
a command that Christians cannot es
cape. (!'). It Is n privilege to he enjoyed,
for the context tells us that thus by
prnyer wo hnve "boldness to enter Into
the holiest by the blood of Jesus," nnd
that wo have "an High Priest over the
house of God." This being tho cusc,
what blessings are we being denied If
we thus forsake the assembling of our
selves together!
Some of these blessings are of a
very practical every-day sort. The
Continent tells of a business bouse In
Chicago which asked a country corre
spondent to recommend a man for n
responsible position. The reply was,
"A yotmg man passes my house every
Wednesday evening on his way to
prnyer meeting nt precisely a quarter
of eight. I like the looks of thnt.
Shall I Inqulro further about blm?"
The result wns a position nt a salary
larger than the young mnn ever
dreamed of receiving. Tho editor add
ed what Is entirely true, that the pray
er meeting habit Is a good asset. The
prayer meeting young mun Is likely to
have the right basis of chnracter.
There nre hypocrites there, but that Is
nn evidence of the genuine.
(3). It represents a need to be sup
plied, for the context says, "Let us
hold fust the profession of our faith
without wavering and let us consider
one another to provoke unto love and
to good works." The relation of our
Christian experience In tho prayer
meeting nnd the exhortation and ap
peal that acconipuny It, express our
consideration for one another ns breth
ren In Christ, and the result Is stimu
lating unto love nnd to good works. It
Is thus that we are able to hold fust
the profession of our fnlth.
Finally, If we may add what is said
by Paul In thnt fourteenth of first Corin
thians, the prnyer meeting Is also nn
opportunity for service. He speaks of
an unconverted person coming In to
the assembly, and heating the testi
monies and being convinced of sin nnd
falling down nnd worshiping God.
There wns a mnn, tho father ot n
family thnt uttended my church nt one
time, who resisted nil my nppenls to
win him to the Savior, and his wife
told me he had resisted similar appeals
from her former pastors, Ily and by
on his denth bed he accepted Christ
and witnessed a good confession be
fore bis family und friends,
Ono day I asked him what was the
cause of bis conversion, and found
that ho attributed It to no sermon he
bad ever beard, but to the testimony
of uu elderly woman In a prayer meet
ing In tho country town where he lived
more than 40 years before.
He resided with nn mint who com
pelled him to go because she. would
not leave hlin nlone In tho house dur
ing her absence. He hated to go, but
he had to go, nnd there ho benrd the
testimony of this woman from which
ho had never been ublo to get awny.
Now that ho was facing eternity It
had moved blm to receive nnd confess
Christ.
Let me urge you to stand by your
church prayer meeting, and to do your
pnrt to niako It of vital value.
Tho man who can see no good be
yond this llfo has failed to find the
.'ilghcBt good In this llfo.
Every effort to development Is n
conscious effort to develop God's re
sources lu you.
MtTOlONAL
SiwrsaiooL
Lesson
Oiy E. O. SELLERS, Acting Dlrprtor ol
Monday School Course, Moody iiible In
stitute, Chicago.)
(Copyright. Itlt, Western Newspaper Union. S
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 12
WORLD'S TEMPERANCE SUNDAY.
LESSON TEXT Romans 14:13-15:3.
GOLDEN TEXT It Is not Rood to eat
flesh, nor to drink wine, nor to do any
thing whereby thy brother stumbletli.
Horn. 14:21.
Tho early Christian church had two
outstanding problems, the question of
tho Sabbath days (two of them) and
tho question of eating meat offered to
Idols. This lesson suggests the solu
tion of tho latter. Our modern prob
lem of intoxicating liquors Is very
much the same as this ancient ono of
the curly Gentile Christians.
I. "Let us not therefore Judge one
another" (vv. 1315). There are cer
tain acts which are universally conced
ed to he right nnd within the Christian
law of liberty. There arc also other
acts which are as plainly prohibited.
There are a lurge number of acts which
He In tho region between these two,
nnd men ought to be careful how they
condemn orio another for these latter
things. Where good nnd true men dif
fer, their acts, on tho matter of tho
Sabbath (See Col. 2:1(5), or on temper
ance, must be determined ns being
unto the Lord, sincerely, conscientious
ly. It Is not for us to Judge (v. 13),
literally, to pronounce judgment. They
have a right to their opinion nnd to
their liberty of thought nnd action, but
(vv. 14, 22, 23) ..s for Paul or the
Christian, ho must bavo a clear con
science. He must hnve faith, and be
nssured thut ho Is right ; otherwise he
Is condemned by God and by his own
conscience, nnd Is not a sincere Chris
tian disciple. Tho word "therefore" In
verse 13 points bnck to verse 12, which
ought to be carefully pondered. As we
hnve each to render our nccounts to
God, we should stop Judging one an
other. Food is a very proper thing,
and laws are also proper, yet love is
tho ruling principle of the Christian
life.
We ought to hnve our liberty cur
tnlled rather than have our souls lost
If we magnify our liberty to the sacri
fice of our brother's soul wo "walk no
longer In love." Tho demands of
Christian love arc more to the true
followers of Christ than the permis
sions of Christian liberty. The privi
lege of eating nnd drluklng while It
injures others, however harmless to
yourself, Is not to bo tolerated.
The word "stumbleth" here used
(v. 21) Implies a movable trap or snare,
literally any Impediment placed In tho
way so ns to cause another to fall. We
must never forget that even a weak
brother Is "u brother for whom Christ
died."
II. ''Let not your good be evil spoken
of" (vv. 10-23). The kingdom of God
Is not meat and drink, but It Is a life
of righteousness, peace nnd Joy In the
Holy Ghost. Our liberty Is to be so
used that it shall not be evil spoken
of. , The real proof that we nre In the
kingdom of God nnd that the kingdom
of God Is In us Is not found in our
scrupulousness or lack of It, In our eat
ing and drinking, but In the manifesta
tions of righteousness In our lives, nnd
of having pence In our hearts (13:13).
This peace must be manifested toward
our fellow men (v. 19; Ch. l!i:18) und
being filled with "Joy In tho Holy
Ghost." The object of our pursuit Is
to be the things which make for peace,
tho things whereby wo mny fill ono
another up, not tho exploitation of
some pet bobby, for the kingdom of
God docs not consist of riding hobbles.
In this matter of temperance reform
we nil recognize thnt alcohol has many
uses besides tiiut for drinking pur
poses, und that there are various opin
Ions about drinking certain forms of
It, nnd various wnys of advancing the
temperance cause, all of which are
honestly held by many good men, but
Christian patriotism demands that ev
ery true-hearted man or womun, every
one who Is loyal to his country, to hu
manity nnd to bis God, should take
Paul's position, (1) That he will not
he n stumbling block In tho way of the
weak and of the young. (2) That he
will not do anything to destroy his
brother for whom Christ died. (3) Thnt
he will deny himself anything for their
sake. (I) That his attitude will be
that of love and not of selfishness,
This places temperance on n high moral
plane, but the world Is also beginning
to recognize thnt the temperance ques
tion Is also an economic one. Tho re
ccut developments In Europe, since tho
war began, nro tremendously signifi
cant. As someone has said, "Russia's
recent advance upon the eastern front
Is really nn advance of nn army led
by 'General Abstinence,' und not by
nny particular military general. It Is
not merely n question ns to whether n
thing Is wrong In Itself or whether you
will hurt yourself by It, but tho renl
question Is, "Will anyone be Injured,
made to stumble, by doing what I nni
doing?" This will settle the nioderute
diink question, tho tobacco question,
the dance question, card-playing ques
tion, theater-going question, nnd a
thousand and one other questions. .
It Is well to have faith, but It Is
also well to have tho love thnt does
not Injure others by tho exercise ot
that faith. The question Is, "Are yon
perfectly sure this thing Is right?"
III. "We then that are strong" (15;
1-3). This section Is In reality n con
tinuation of Chapter It. Paul is con
tinuing his thought thnt we lire not
to please ourselves, hut rather to live
such lives ns will edify or build up out
neighbor. Our strength is not given
(o us thnt we may glory or lord It
over our weaker brethren, but rather
that we may serve them.
To please my neighbor does not mean
that "when In Home do ns the Komans
do," but rather to live such n life that
my action will he for the good and edi
fication of my hrotber, thereby pleas
ing God (Gal. 1:10)
ADVERTISE YOUR CITY.
Apropos of - the proposed appoint
ment of a commission for the adver
tising of Chicago as a commercial and
educational center, the Union Signal
suggests to that city nnd to titles gen
erally that there nre other methods
less expensive which produce grenter
results. "Have you noticed the free
publicity given to Seattle, Portland,
Des Moines nnd Denver?" It nays.
"The public Is Interested In these
cities now ns never before nnd is
watching these 'experiments In decency
and morulity' with far greater eager
ness than It ever evinced when they
were only ordinary money-uccuinulut-1
lng centers.
"If Kunsos were to blot off of her
statute books her prohibitory law she
would lose a fine bit of udvcrtlslng.
The attacks of the liquor Interests
must net that plucky, proserous, pro
gressive stute thousands of dollars ev
ery year. Not only do the Ilquorltes
publish whole pages of fabricated
fairy tales concerning the defunct Sun
flower slate, but they run their print
ing presses overtime putting on the
murket booklets devoted entirely to
the 'fiillure' of prohibition In Kansas.
"This publicity works so well that
men come from neross the ocenn to
study the state which is 'falling' nt
such a rate that It burns Its last mort
gage bond nnd finds Itself out of debt;
that It discovers It has the highest per
capita wealth of any state und a tax
rate lower than that of nny other State
except one.
"And because prohibition Is making
Denver, Portland, Des Molues and
Senttle better cities than ever before,
tho public Is talking about them,
writing about them, advertising them.
They arc being used to 'point a morul
und adorn a tale' as communities In
which crimo has decreased nnd bank
deposits Increased; In which vice dis
tricts have disappeared and legitimate
business has prospered. To bo sure
the criminal element has sent out Its
warning against them us territory to
be avoided, and the white slavers nre
advertising them as of no use for their
vicious purposes, but the pntrons of
educational Institutions nre commend
ing them ns safe places to send their
boys and girls; the owners of large In
dustrlal establishments are considering
them as locations for their plants
where 'snfety first' for employees will
prevail nnd home-makers arc finding In
these cities an Ideal place to rear fuml
lies.
"If you want a real, permanent, sat
Isfactory boom for your city, try the
method of Seattle, Denver, Des Moines.
Portland und other suloimless centers."
BOOSTERS AND BREWERIES.
While the national Democratic
convention was lu St Louis nn effort
was made by the local newspapers to
boost tho home town. The St. Louis
Times Issued n special convention sup
plement In which the Industries of
that city were advertised. Coder the
heading, "Fncts About St. Louis
Worth Knowing," 00 of the most
prominent facts were mentioned. De
spite the fact that St. Louis Is one of
two cities In the country most con
spicuous for Its beer Industry, not
one word was said ubout the brew
eries. Under the heading, "Tho Ex
ports of St. Louis," beer appears In
Its alphabetical place. Among exports
this product could not be Ignored, but
tho commercial bodies of St. Louis,
judging by their display elsewhere,
were ashamed to Include a reference
to beer as one of their chief prod
ucts. .
WHISKY DOESiNOT WARM.
Sir Lauder Brunton, in his "Lec
tures on tho Action of Medicines,"
gives a striking example of the dan
ger of taking alcoholic drinks to "keep
warm." A party of engineers were
fcurveylng In the Sierra Nevada. They
camped at a great height above sea
level, where the air was very cold,
and they were miserable. Some of
them drank a little whisky and felt
less uncomfortable. Some of them
drank a lot of whisky and went to
bed feeling very Jolly nnd cotufort
nble Indeed. In the morning men who
had not taken any whisky got up all
right; those who had taken a little
widsky got up feeling rery unhappy;
the men who had taken n lot of whisky
did not get up nt all ; they were sim
ply frozen to death. "They had
warmed," adds the professor, "tho sur
face of their bodies at tho expense of
their Intermit organs."
NEVER SOBER.
The so-called moderate drinker, who
consumes his bottle of wine as a mat
ter of course each day with his din
nerand who doubtless would declare
that he Is never under tho Influence of
liquor Is In reality never actually
sober from ono week's end to another.
Professor AschafTenhurg, Heidelberg'
University, Germany,
INCREASED DEPOSITS.
"The totnl amount of deposits In the
banks of Little Itock on June 23, 1015,
wus $ll,020,C"fl.21, uud the deposits on
June 30, 1010, wcro ?15,2D4,-l.rS.31,"
says W. E. Lenon, assistant manager
Little Hock Clearing House associa
tion. "These were tho dates of the
call made by the state bank commis
sioner, nnd tho figures nre taken from
tho reports of the banks made In ac
cordance with that call."
The state of Arkansas has been dry
since Jauunry 1, 1010.
MISTAKES OF MAGNATES.
The liquor Interests slang for booze
magnntes appear worried about the
prohibition wuve. 'Six states will vote
on prohibition In November und the
1. 1. nro sending out reams of argu
ments, In fuvor of booze. Which Is n
mistake wo believe. Tho appeal of
booze Is emotional nnd sentimental,
not Intellectual; aud tho worst thing
for themselves tho distillers can do
Is to nsk people to give serious thought
to the booze question. F. V. A., In tho
Conulng Tower, New York Tribune.
KNEW WHAT HE WOULD DO
Pretty Schoolteacher Evidently Had
Inspired Affection In Heart
of Boy Pupil.
A charming school teuchor whose
smile brings happiness to everyone nnd
who, moreover, has thut greatest
blessing, a sense of humor, tells this
on herself.
She teaches what Is known by
some ns n "subnormal" school (which
very often Is more normal thun "sub")
und the other morning several of her !
pupils were gathered eround her read
ing a very Interesting (?) story, such
as Is printed In school readers, und
jnc sentence ran, "Tho little Jup
nnese girl greeted them warmly, etc."
"What Is meant by 'greet?' " nsked
tho teacher, who by the way was I
showing off her pupil und the method i
of teaching them to an Interested
young man who had been brought In i
by the principal to watch her labors. '
There was a great deal of hrow
puckeiing nnd the word "greet" failed
to register on any brain. Finally she
said, "If I were to come Inlo the room
where you were, what would you do?"
There was a second silence and puz
zled looks nnd then (from a tall boy
of sixteen) : "I'd hug you."
The visitor, with his handkerchief
to ids mouth, sped, from tho room, and
his shouts of luilghter could bo heard
a block, while the teacher, with cheeks
covered with blushes, carefully ex
plained "greet" as It wns meant In the
school reader. Columbus Dispatch.
MOTHER'S JOY SALVE
for Colds, Croup, Pneumonia and
Asthma ; GOOSE GKEASE UNIMEX!
for Neuralgia, Ilheimiatlsm nnd
Sprains. For sale by all Druggists.
GOOSE CKEASE COMPANY, MFil'S,
Greensboro, N. C. Adv.
Only Hinted It
George was an Imp, his sister said,
and she thought her mother ought to
raise her children better, which made
mother laugh.
"What has poor Georgo done now?"
nsked mother. "Well, If you want to
know," said Grace, aged sixteen, "he
came Into the parlor and asked Charlie
to give blm some money. The very Idea
of begging!" she exclaimed, as George
himself came into the room.
"I did not ask him for money,"
George Indignantly denied. "I said
thnt Grace's beaus gave me n quarter
every time they suw me, except one,
und he was a tightwad."
Rtlm. Grann!ntl KyflliN. Sore and InflxniM
f.tM hmlril iiruinptly by tlis lue ol KOMAN
CYK BALMAM.-A.lv.
Too Bad, Indeed.
Mrs. Commuter had lain awake with
a headache till one o'clock. Then In
tho balance of the night she bad re
sponded to several calls for a drink, a
doll, and all the other nocturnal Infan
tile orders. At live In tho morning, as
he was just beginning to round out
the first continuous hour of slumber,
the little six-yeur-old girl called softly
from her nearby crib:
'Mother."
No answer. Again, a little louder:
"Mother!"
Mother said nothing. Again the
child's voice, tills time mezzo-forte:
"Mother!"
"Well, "what Is It?"
"Mother, Isn't It too bad that one of
Hurry McColu's polllwogs died?"
Ahead of Him.
"Do you ever ask your wife's advice
about things?" "No, sir; she doesn't
wait to be asked."
It's unlucky for ; man to rise nt the
nd of n rope.
Mmltk kr
$kk women
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Has Been
Woman's Most Reliable Medicine
Here is More Proof.
To women who arc suffering from some form of
woman's special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking
down, the three following letters ought to bring hope:
old I got manied
1 - i r .
heard of Lydia K.
I thought I would
- " l-U tut WMit a
rinkham remedies." Mrs. Mathe
mm
Testimony from Oklahoma.
Lawton. Okla. "When I Lo.an to take lydia R rinkhnjn'a
Vegetable Compound I seemed to lie good for nothing. I tired easily
nnd had headache much of tho tirtio and was irregular. I took it again
before my little child was born and it did mo a wonderful amount ol
good at that time, I never lull to recommend Lydia E. llnkham'H
Vegetable (bmnour.d to ailing women liecauso it has done so much
for mo." Mrs. "A. L. McCaslan-i, CO'J Have St, Lauton, Oila.
From a Grateful MassachusettJ Woman.
Koxbnry, Mass. "I was suffering from in flam
alien and was exatninod by a physician who found
ma
that mv troublo was caused W
Ily symptoms were Wring down pains, backache,
nnd .biggish liver. I tried several kinds of medi
cine; then I was asked to try Lydia K. llnkham's
Vegetable Compound. It has cured mo and I am
pleased to bo in my usual pood health by using it
and highly recommend it." Mrs. 15. M. Osooon,
1 lTinind 1WL- lfuvliiirv M:ia
. .v.,v. J,
Tf van want niMtelal iwlvlce
n. ririklifim Medicine Co. (oonfinVntlnl) Lynn, Mas.i. 'or
letter will 1m npcnrol, read and uoswuroU by u wuuiuu uu 1 f -i J
u ctrltt coulldcuco.
Strong Drinks Irritate
Strong drinks like beer, whiskey,
tea nnd coffee, irritate the kidneyi
aud bubltual use tends to weaken
them. Dully backache, with head
ache, nervousness, dizzy spells and
a rheumatic condition should t
taken as a warning of icldney trou
ble. Cut out, or ut least moderate,
the stimulant, and use Do.in's Kid
ney Pills. They are flue for weak
kidneys. Thousands recommend
them.
A Virginia Caie
R. H. Clary,
Drunswiik Ave.,
'KmjHiriu, V says:
"I was hi a bud
way for months
with kidney tioulilv
and my bark felt as
though It wus bro
ken. MornliiKS, I
Till,!
Cl vt'lJ was so slirt and sore
f'ViiJ I could Imrdly itvi
r Ws'I un- head atiwil,
''W "1 ufwl mv nfrvpa w,n
in bad sliapn. I (Iniilly had to quit
work. Tim llmt two boxes of Ixmii's
Kidney I'llls helped me and-Toniinii'd
ua made me a strong und heiULy
man."
Cat Doaa's at Aay Stan, BOe a Boa
DOAN'S'VJ
FOSTEK-M1LB URN CO, BUFFALO, N.Y.
Suggesting a Change.
Willie is six years old, and when
his mother punished him recently
be did not resent It, but decided to
have it out with her.
"it hurts you to whip me, doesn't It,
luollicr?" he said.
"Yes, dear," said his mother, "It
hurts me very much."
"And you only do It to make rue,
good?"
"Yes. dear."
"Well, mother, forget It next Hint
and It will make me gooder."
Willi the exception of the stage vlt
lain every man has some good point
T"'
lor
Horses
A
Horsemen ogree
that Yager's
Liniment is the
best and most eco-
nomic&l linimsnt
for general tble use.
For trained ligament, nptrin,
Lh&rneAt if ulli, sweeny, wound or old
fires, cuts nd sny cnkrgt.mcnU,
it gives quick relief.
A 2 cent bottle contain fernr
timet as murh as the umiu) boiiU
of hmment sold at that price.
At all dealers.
YAGER'S
SAVE YOUR M0EY.
One boT of Tutt's Pill save many dollars In Joe
tor's hills. A remedy tor diseases ol the liver,
sick headacha, dyspepsia, contlpatloa ami
biliousness, mill ton people endorn
'RMlfiilftn RIT5"!""1" "
uwvuiivuiiniw 4J
In. uuuluore. Im aud 3
Avoid pf sulun. PmillTf livr A Suioinrb rvvtsHi f
(nHJ rUtnluenrn: burov f msljr. Write Utimr,
W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 46-1910.
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mm
III CILRERT I1ROS. CO.
Hal timer.. ML . JJI
mil's Fills
nrt1i rVnn.Inn TTla "Wlion T tt-na 1rt Vnnra
and nt 13 years I gave birth to
i. i 1 . i. t . , r
kwuis unu it icu uiu wan voiy piiur ucuiui. i couiu
not vnllc across tho lioor v ithout having to sit
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. I went to a doctor and no told
iuo I had a displacement and ulcers, and would
havo to have an operation. This frightened me so
milch fhnr. T flid tinh l-nnw tvltif tn rtn IXavinet
l'inkliam'B Vegetablo Compound
give it a trial and it made mo as
lilUUUO DilV tlHHIgU HI 1HVI K'X U.U
Asiucn, Korth Crandon, Wia.
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a displacement.
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