THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURQ, PA. AM YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK) Thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney Trouble and Never Suspect It. UNITED STATES SAILOR DESCRIBES RESCUE OF THE U-53'S VICTIMS 'i Quartermaster of the McDougal Tells of Swift Race of American Destroyers to the Scene of the German Submarine's Opera tions Off Nantucket Lightship Sees Dutch Steamer Blown Up by the Giant Diver. New Y.irU. 1 liuvo rend n good deal ntHMit Hi.- ilolns of the U S) In the vi cinity f Nantucket lightship, and no ticed Hint very little has been publish ed regarding the movements of our ite atroycr force mid the part It played In tin; rescue work. I therefore lake this mu nn of telling what actually oc curred from the time we left port un til our return, writes Qunrtcrmiistor Nathan Levy, U. S. N.. of Hie 1'. S. S. llclougal. In the New YnrU Times. As tlm world now Knows, Hie ljrst rntlnuition we received of iietlvliy on the luirt of the L'-M whs n radio re ceived at Hie naval radio station on oat Island. At iihoiit l'J :..'. while on wntch, the Kirinlngluiti), our flagship, ont a seinni'liore message to nil de utroyi'rs, Including our mother ship, the Melville, to prepare to pet under way and to report when ready. Then begun one of the most wonderful races known to the 1'uited States navy. n rnco to see whleli ship would he ready lrst and vhl'h would he the first to leave. Almost Instantly hunt recalls were hoNted; heavy Mm 1; smoke be gan to pour out of numerous stacks so thickly that the city of Newport was almost hidden from view. Ahoiit nix minutes after the signal was made the Jarvis stood out to sen. hound for Nantucket lii-'ht vessel, making lit the ulart a speed of 'J') knots. The won derful work of the .larvis will Ions he rememhered ns breaking records for Retting under way. Now tho race was on. In n short time then; came n toot from the tor pedo station. This was Hie Praylon tinder way. Almost Immediately an other, the Krlcsson, moved out; then another, the O'ltrien. Thrilling Race. Out the ships steamed. I cannot re member the exact order of leaving, he rns on watch, and very hiisy, hut I do know, on account of the return of our mnall boats, we were fifth from the last to leave. We then commenced eur pursuit of the destroyers ahead. My! what n beuutiful and thrilling race It was! About two miles away, off our star board tiow, was the destroyer Conyiii: liam, and dead ahead, about throe miles, the limit of visibility, due to heavy haze, two other destroyers. Slow ly we gained on the Conytighnin. but lost our advantage In a few minutes on account of slight trouble In the for ward flroroom. Soon we were at It again, while in the meantime th Win Flow had passed us and the Nh-holson was now close off our port quarter. No. 2 boiler was now cut in. and as our upeisl was by this time .Inict maxi mum we practically flew (.y,r the wa ter. The Nicholson was soon left be hind and the t'onyncham was rapidly being overtaken. Soon we passed her. The ship ahead ilrew nearer to us. the crpM'n at this time sighting a destroyer hearing off our port bow. With the aid of power ful clas-., s I mm,, her out to lie the Mcf'i.U. Kweopiv; r.retiud. I made out two r:ori, wlib-ii were soon :i"'"l by lis. 1'oar destroyers were tmw pnod, U 53 Is Sighted. All 'old. we j ;!-s"d at h-iM ten de stroy, rs which hud left Nov-port bi for i.- and were -: j .: i f making as liiueh 1 as tlie M, I .ii:g:il nailer or dinary ci trillions. The last three ships were overtaken within sight of the light ws ;cl, of which we Were now nlieani. .1 i t three nnd oiu-haif hours lifter t:i';i;iu' our ilepartnre from New port. A ::i::t kable run. yen nnit ad mit, ft d,:.i:e e ,,f plil laijes covered 111 the time mentioned above, from a fold start Mil with linif !! .rev and (. Hi rers lh!:niv. With tic Ku-l.t 1 I,! we !.:;.; the lir-i opp. .nunity to vitv-s part of the tirctdy. A short t Hie fnstwnri! of lie li.!j-l,ii :i large I i:(. !i M, , the y.y.;. (l:jk. She hud bea : !''.! I! i for a fM::!:! r. I'lying frota 1.. r t, r . -is GATHERING KNAPSACKS OF TKt FALLEN t ,i .A '1 he photograph shows a euslolu on Hie vvesiern Iron! among the uliies. After every buttle the knapsack of every fallen soldier and all Ids belonging re collected und sent Lack to his home. 55 SONS OF PEERS FALLEN Eldest Heir of Lord Gleneonner Among Latest Vlctlmt of th War. Iiiidon. Fifty-fivc sons of I'.ritlsh jner have fallen on the battlefields of (he Furopetin war. Hue of the lat it was Lletfl. Wyndham Teiinant, nineteen, eldest son of Lord C.leticon oer, who was killed l:i Fiance Septem ber Only a few days before the death in action of Ids cousin, Lieut. a lure Dutch ling, anoihcr Hew from her signal slay, nnd on her sides was painted her iiiiine, the name of her homo port, and the I Mitch liar:, all In conspicuous letters. To the left of her and close to us the (Senium sub marine 1'-.",'? was sighted, towing ship's bont, painted while, l.ntt r our captain hailed this boat and invited Us occupants to come aboard. The r.lommersilijl; appeared to be deserted. In spite of this fact her lluhts were all htirnln::. The Invited boat came iiloneshle, and her occupants we:,, helped (Hi board by our crew. They were the chief ollicer, ('.. Klaasse; I'.oatsualn 1'. N. Van der Sluys, and Seamen II. II. INoh! h, ('.. Zeevtiart, (!. Ileildenui, and (!. Vil'l losr. It is quite needless to say that they were all received wil'.i welcome. Does Some Tall Diving. The boatswain, Van der Shns, could spcal: lliilish very well, having served on beard rng'i-h ships, and froi:, him we rcci Ivi d news as to what actually happened. I will not repeat his exact words, but will give a brief descrip tion of what tool; place. They had taken their departure from the lluht--v.. when a submarine was sighted living the Interna'ienal T. A. CT.rlng your papers on board.") The lili'iiiinersdij!;, heliu' n slow-nioviiu: vessel, lowered a boat, whose crew were the ollicers and men named above. Chief Oflieer Klaasse was Informed by the submarine commander that bis ship was to be blow n up at ( :".i. I luring Hie time that the tw o offi cers were parleying' the 1' ell sighted one of our destroyers standing toward her. She immediately dived. I asked the man who told me this if It took her very Ions to dive, and be answered, i:i a very sober manner: "i'h, no; only about "it seconds. Ye .idsl but she can do some tall divine. .shortly af ter this i urrence we came upon the scene, sihtin the submarine wi'h til" r.lotnmersdijk's boat In tow. At this time there were about four des'royers close aboard the liuht vessel, uppar ditly taking off survivors, ljuite a number of small boats wen- tied up astern of the lightship. We stoo I over toward the sulunariiie untli we hailed the boat's crew, as I !.ae al.vady stated. We then stood toward iin ither ves sel, the Stephalio, about I .mi miles away from the nionmorvli jk, to ren der assistance t" her survivors if nec essary. This vessel, like the I Hitch ship, was ready for s'au;:h!er, abso lutely deserted, but with all h'T lights biirnliij: brightly. Ti make sure that there was no one left on board our captain ran close to her and had our forward seaivhliid'.t turned on. The li'-lit was swept fore and aft without a living soul beliic visible. Dutch Ship Dies Hard. At this ti.ae the t'-'l! was runt. in" back and forth between the I'.loiu t'lersdij'.; and the Slephano, followed closely by one of our destroyers, which apparently d'd not wi.li to iais any lliiti'. The submarine ;ept I'eutiimal !y moving about. W!. ether it was in decision on bis part I cannot say; :iny- way. at about 7:1" our time (,, vou,v ! fifth meridian) the V '' to-l. siatioli I about. '"HI anls off the ; ort b'-mn of ! the I!loininei-aii;i:, bow i u. Il'.pcet I inu be would t!:-.'. our captain (many Uianks to him) lie. j !, d to rut; over 1 and ob-erve the effect. We had taken i ... station about 1. ..!' yards I the doolie d ship when, at I iline) we heard a terrible -, in.' toward tile I'.loun: rvh j 1 hr-h flood of Watef I i dr. bl::her than tie- sl.ip. I ut stern :- (' :-. I.o a '.v the lu't si.- !! r,.,.i;ia cocksu:-.. :!. ;t tl;.-ir '"rpedo j -or v. it a l. : "r ; : heps a ! i iit:..'.' would f.i.i I: .IV N I. !c:ilt .-hip. the I!' it i:.i, I I ...! I, b: I. Mid 1 itii.-d a- ay. 1 w ,-c. the I'.lei.'.- .Mark Tennnnt, was reported. Lieut. Wyndhnm Tenminl had been with the army Just over n year, having Joined us soon nsj he reached the legal age. In a letter to his mother, dated Just before polng into action, ho wrote: "This Is written In case nnythlng happens to nie, for 1 liouhl like you to have Just a little message from in? own hand. Your love for me und my love for yon have made my whole life one of the happiest there has ever been. This la a "rent day for me. 'Jligli heart, high speech, high deeds, 'mid TO REPOPULATE TAHITI . 2 I,,,-J lb' v.. .r. is . A: ( .' Vjt'O X .Mine. .M. A. r.rault. a member of an arisim ratle family of France, now In this country, will return to 1'ratice to seek out war orphans for the purpose of sendiiii.' them to Tallin island, now faelni; depopulation from the heavy draft the war has made on the young men. yes I did praying that if she must t down she woul ! at least ulve her executioners a run lor their money. Still the Cerinaii continued steaming away. Ild sic, I thought. Inlend to allow- the liutcb.taati to r.'iiiaiu alloat? I'.ut no; when within u few hundred yards of the Stephano she lut-ncl about ami stood back to the rdomniers di.ik. Takiir.' station this time about I.IK") yards from the r.lonimersclljk, which had listed t port sliu'htly from the effects of the cyploslon, that was nil, with her port rimiilu li'ht toward us, which convinced us that she had stern tubes, the l'-,".' II red another tor pedo, striking the HlommcrsdiJI; aft, under the living quarters and the fire rooms. The second explosion was far more violent than the llrst, the cloud of water about twice lis hi-h, the vibra tion eluded by the explosion b"lnc felt very distinctly on our vessel. This time we could plainly see that the food ship was doomed. Makes Sure of Victim. Making sure that her victim was Mulshed, Hut Cerinan doused till lights and stood away. Tor a short time we lost her. While si'iirchiu to pick her Up aeaill I sighted the sideliehts of a ship about four miles away. She seemed to be rakish In nppiaratico, but I am sure that she was not another submarine; but why, if she wasn't, did not the r-'.t hail In r? Always will this remain a mystery to me. She was easy prey, and there was no dan--er of the Stephano runnim: away, as she was deserted. A short time later th V was sighted with her how against the starboard quarter of the Stephano, apparently haviir; sent some members of the crew on board. I'l'll- ntly we waited, but the men on the Stephano were in no hurry. At about ;i-,ii (our time) we steamed away. Looking around, ve saw a Lumber of ship's boaH ll mling about with no one In thou. (Jolng close to the I',:,!ch - ihe senior ollicer of i ;ir force being her captain we reeeivitl orders to proceed to Newport at dis iTetioii. Tubing . iir departure from the built vi ssel. which had figured so prominently in Hie rescue work, we at rived at Newport at about three n. in, ictober 0. The rescued men were sleeping soundly below i.nd were not called un til live ii. m., at which time a small boat came alongside to carry Ihein to the training station. At ." :l!0 they left us, titst shaking hands and thankln.r everyone In s'fit. I must pay a trib ute to the wonderful optimism of the rescued men. Not one complained ei iher against their fate or the Cerinun submarine'. ELECTRIC FAN FOR FOWLS California Ducks Quack With Joy When Water Is Sprayed Over Them. California, Mo. The birds on a poul try plant here are real high flier They have one convenience that no monarch could have enjoyed .10 years ago. That convenience Is electric fans. The fans nnd running w ater have bet n j Installed in the large feeding station of the A. 15. Colo & Sons plant. Fmler the spray of n fountain In the feeding station Is the favorite haunt ;:f the ducks and geese. The manage ment has found the fans and water of economic value, as It saves the lives of many fowls and makes them fatten faster In the hot weather. honoring eyes.' (iod Mess you nnd give you peace." Four cabinet ministers, Mr. Asquitli Lord Lansdowne, Like 1'euse and Ar thur Henderson have lost sons in t lit war. und Lord Crewe a son In-law. Mr Henderson Is Ihe labor party lejider mid his son was a captain. Lieut llaymond Asquith gave promise ol holding us high a place at Hie bar n his father. He had mi appointment the staff, hut Insisted on service In Hi lighting line. Mr. Asqulth's youngei son was wounded nt tlm Dardanelles. ATj (jL.g1Y I v hi'', f , il J -V7 i, ti I ovv v( V' 418 Two of the New I'erhiip.s you are looking for a coat which you will enjoy wearing In Hie evening and expect to press Into serv ice for afternoon occasions. In this case you might turn attention to velvet with the assurance that your Judgment is dlrotted to the right quarter. Vel vet stands midway between cloth and fur, having a restricted following of Its own. At its best It Is fur-trimmed or made so that it can be convenient ly worn with a fur set. It almost goes without saying that "velvet" Includes velveteen and that most of the coals made of either ma terial are Intended for evening wear. They are sumptuous affairs. In new or fnmilliir colors, Including robin's-egg blue, moss and light greens, coffee color, chartreuse, sapphire, etc. Near ly nil are trimmed with furs in Un usual colors, or tmdyed, and white fox prises on coats In the lighter tones. For those who like eccentricities there are furs dyed In unusual colors. A coat of velvet, trimmed with skunk k Something New Faille sill; und no end of work, with yarn flowers nnd kolinsky fur com bined to make a hat nnd muff. With u narrow scarf, or high collar, of ko linsky nbout the neck, the wearer may achieve u very original und elegant set that no amount of money cun ex ceed for smartness. There ure mnny such sets, usually of two pieces (a neckpiece and muff) i.uide by putting together fur and cloth, fur and velvet, or fur nnd silk. A lint Is brought Into the scheme of things by a collar of fur, or, as In the set pictured, the hat Is made to match the muff and the neckpiece Is adapt ed to these two pieces. Collars are of ninny varieties, and muffs are fash ionable in Ihe pillow nnd the melon shapes. None of Hie latter are very lurge, although Ihey may bo draped with extra pieces of fur by way of lidd ed enrichment. The cloths used Include broadcloth, velours, Poll vi n, nnd other wenves, and color Is an Important consideration when one conteinidnles u matched set. Pretty Blouse Model. One of the prettiest blouse models of the season Is ulso so simple that almost any girl could innUfl It herself. From a shaped oval neckband, which Is cut strulght across Hie haelt and curves downward n trifle la front. Is set the straight back nnd front of box-pliiltod Georgette crepe or silk voile. The fas tening Is In the hack. The sleeves ure sewn nto the ariiiliules without full ness nnd tire cut in bell shape nt the bottom. A piping of wl lte crepe Is put around 'he neck. Thin blouse is la- vlv'' V -' i h TL 'i-- til Long Coats. fur, Is pictured, and one of velveteen trimmed with silk braid, to he worn with ii separate set of furs. In the fur-trimmed coat handsome buttons of dark lnollier-of-pearl and sliver llllgree accomplish the front fastening; one of them ut the collar nnd one ut the waistline. The coat fastens fl Ilttlo to one side. Except for n novitl man iigetnent ut the shoulders there is noth ing unusual in the manner of construct ing It. Here Hie hack Is extended, overlapping the front In rounded anil corded edges. The skirt portion Is set to the body with n heavy cord. The lining Is of old-gold satin, but Its color may he left to the discretion of the wearer. The brief description of the vel veteen coat Is given In the picture. It Is full and straight hanging and Its owner may or may not like to add to these entirely correct details a men tion of plain bands of silk braid which would not be missed If they were not there. in Matched Sets. Linings ure In contrasting colors, und soft, plain satin is used for them. Having disposed of the mutter of cloth and lining, Hint of color must be con sidered. It will ho determined partly by the kind of fur to be used. There small sets offer u promising wiiy to make the best of old style furs that show signs of wear or are too antiquated to be worn and too good to be discarded. And they hold out enticing possibilities to the clever woman who would mid a siiiurt ussct to her winter wardrobe. In the set shown here faille silk Is clos"Iy shirred to make a covering for Hie bat crown und the muff. It Is In n saffron t-lindo nnd the decorative flowers and foliage are miiile of yarn In the same color. The hut Is faced w ith fur and the c nils of Hie muff tin Ished with bunds of It. The collar Is the simplest Imugintible merely ii straight, wide bii'id fievned near tin back of the neck, where two slmr tails finish this particular bit of fash Ion's history. tended to lie worn with n fine white no long-sleeved gulmpe, which may In iiuiile with u high dlrectolre collar am plaited Jabot, or with a broad, rollint coliur which covers the neckband. To Pack Dresses f Silk. When packing dresses und wulsts ol silk, snllil or crepe, roll Instead of fold lug. Hy this method articles cun hi packed in n sinuller spare and win bettor results. Actresses use thU method, and their clothes ure put to the Bevcrest test. Nsture warns you when the track of health is not clear. Kidney aud bkulaer troubles cause many annoying symptoms and great inconvenience both day and Biltht. Unhealthy kidneys may cause lumbago, rheumatism, catarrh of the bladder, pain or dull ache in the back, joints or mus cles, at times have headache or indiges tion, as time passes you may have a sal low complexion, puffy or dark circles under the ey?s, sometimes feel as though you had heart trouble, may have plenty of ambition but no strength, get weak and lose flesh. If such conditions are permitted to eontinue, serious results may be expect ed; Kidney Trouble in its very worst forta may steal upon you. , Prevalency of Kidney Dieeaee. 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I"" bncnlPK Ton' tnbM nS AU I U I fl 1 1 N U 0 nii.n.'T tip. tjpnil il V tor rnrt mippir Bclf-TiiH-anlilnn "'Iit.. Tilo" rcpiilr. M-mr ri.ftind gaarentr. No rrri-tiiiKt. nor lcaliii. AtifinS wanU'U. Conbumori Hupplj Co., Uoi bprioiii.. Ari Mil I I0.NC H It Tt snnu.llr ont of oil In Oklahoma nULUUlljIllIL't Tin, ,pl..n(lio:.'hiinrf..r.nijl InTMtmnt Yield iir.'at rmurns. Kor imrtloamfl wrlto, iatriraa Uduulil Oil (.., Ollsli.H O'l. .nice Tho Istcut l.bor irrr, (li rnwnt-t-LSIL.3pa I Mist H.'iilrr ...nt pr.'(inl JJayi.r bales Co., Ilia lliulinlck Ave., 11 rook. fu. N. 1. M KM. WOMKN. Cbnrrh or Club IVmlm, Krc .'niuln. His l.fMIt hi-ilins hiu hoid lierflllf. 'IDWNUS KOVULTT Ul, Uux U7ti, Uli'liuiond, fc FilTEflTS tVatann E.rolrnnnn,W"S" lnvton.O.C. llook" tn iv llli' em nilereiicu.. lleht ri'bu.ifc Entertaining Was Too Strenuous. A llve-yeai'-old hoy hnd spent the morning at the home of a nelglilmr, who owns n beautiful collie pup. Th youngster nnd little dog had romped about the lrt'.vn In high glee until. In piny, the collie scratched the lad's h'2 with Its teeth. Hurrying home tho child told his molher the dog had Mt him und that he was not going over to see Its owner again. "You should he ashamed to talk Mint way, son," the mother replied. "You know you love (lie puppy nnd the. I-'s have been lovely to you. Tliey Imva entertained you all morning." 'Entertained! Knlertalned !" ex claimed the hoy. "They have elder tallied mo for the dog over there to chew on." One Way to Do It. "Father, how lo you fill a fouutnln pen?" nsked Johnny. "Well," asked his father, "Is It your pen that you want to nil?" "Yes. sir." "Well, then my hoy." thoughtfully answered father. "I would nil the bath tub with Ink, and then get In and All the pen." Rochester Times. Chesterfield of the Fields. "I'nther. what do they menu by gi'n tleinen farmers?" "f'.entlemen fnrfiiers, my son, nre fanners who seldom raise anything ex cept their hats." Quite a Different Thing. The beautiful girl's smiles cluing lo u dark frown. "Vou deceiver 1" she hissed. "I hale you !" The young man dropped his l"lt 10 astonishment. " "Hate we?" he gasped; "why It wis only yesterday you said, you loved every bnlr on my hend." "Yes. villain; but not every hair oil your shoulder I" ns she held aloft u long golden one. Stray Stories. i-or Mlo by deal" I'M l1i....i-.'l. Atl-M L Vis " 1 j"iT'n'iD vjy r,'"B (