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English "Slackers" Got What They
Deserved, From Waitress of the
Little Restaurant.
They limy have hern medically unlit,
hut certainly they didn't look It, or
r'r)iais they were conscientious objec
tors. In any ense they wore neither
armlets nor war budges. They were
liully dialling the waitress of the
little restaurant, snys London An
swers. "Yoti'll have to hurry up, or yon
won't be married by next Christinas,"
Kiiitl one young Hercules, with a grin.
"Christinas will soon be here, you
know."
"I wish next Christinas were here,"
said the Rirl mi illy, "Ihen perhaps this
terrible war would be over."
"Don't wiy that," cried another, who
was evidently doing well In the ab
sence of better men. "When the war's
over we'll till be out of work."
"Can't help your troubles," retorted
the Rlrl. Then he continued, with
KiKplciotis Kweetness. "You needn't
worry about that. After the Mar's
over you can till Join die army, you
know."
A credulous woman Is one who be
lieves a dentist when he promises not
t hurt her.
A curious thing nbout horses Is that
thoxe you bet on generally cost you
iiore than those you buy.
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"There's a Reason"
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TRIP OF UNDERSEA.
CRAFT THRILLING
Story of Voyage of German U
Boat Across Ocean Out
rivals Fiction.
HOSTILE SHIPS ARE DODGED
Submarine, During Hazardous 3,800
Mile Run, Submerged Many Times
to Escape Possible Attack
From Enemy.
Eulflmore, Md. J'letures of adven
ture no less thrilling Until those which
(ill the paces of Jules Verne's "Twenty
Thousand Lcacnes Under the Sen," are
ealled up by the amusing story of the
trip of the Ormnn U-boat Deutseh
land across the Atlantic ocean a voy
una that bus been prououueed the most
daring In the history of the sou.
Tlio story of tbo remarkable voyage
made by this submarine the first to
cross tho Atlantic ocean through n
maze of hostile warships, has been told
simply by Oapt. I'liul Koenlg, com
mander of the undersea craft.
Koetilg was modest about It nil. He
hird a few words of praise for his
crew nnd none for himself. When lie
spoke of the fatherland Ills eyes spar
kled and his whole body twitched with
eagerness. When he talked of "Just
dropping down when ho saw a de
stroyer" bis voice was calm.
Would He Surrender?
Just once did ho display real emo
tion. That was when toward the end
:f the Interview this question was
suddenly shot nt blm :
"Suppose on your wny back, Just
ns you left tbo Virginia capes, you saw
n destroyer hearing mercilessly down
upon you. Suppose there wasn't time
to dodge, wasn't time to submerge,
what would you do? Would you sur
render?" The undersea skipper's face turned
a sudden red that looked queer under
bis thick weather tan. Ills bands
clenched, bis eyes (lashed, then slowly
each word painfully thought out, came
the answer:
"Would I surrender? I couldn't
tell about that positively I can't. I
don't know surrender? I think the
moment would bring the declclon. Yes,
thnt moment would carry Its own de
cision." That was the spoken reply, but In
every bit of the man's tone, In every
set "110 of his face could be rend the
real nnswer Cnpt. 1'aul Koenlg has no
Intention that the Dciitschland shall
ever fall Into enemy hands.
Fears No Enemy Warship.
And be lias every confidence thnt
ho will take the iHMitschland back to
lbvmou Inndcd with the rubber nnd
nickel that the ratlierland so craves
for Its munition factories.
"Six, ten, a dozen, twenty cruisers
outside will not stop us," be exclaimed.
"Wo will go back; we will go bnck
easy. And we will come again, and
others will come nnd trndu will go
back nnd forth, nnd tho I'.rltish block
ade Unit will be a thing to Inugli nt
"The future of the submarine has
now been proved to be unlimited," he
asserted. "There Is practically no
maximum to their capacity; their
mechanism has been perfected; we
have shown that they do anything any
other ship can do, and more besides.
"About that I nin positive. Tbo
coming of the Peutschlnnd, .I.SiM) miles
to Amerlcn, and her arrival with a
range of almost ten thousand miles
left, with fuel nnd water nnd supplies
nnd everything for thnt much travel
still aboard, shows that you can go
with a submarine simply where you
want to go."
Koenlg Is a small man. ordinarily
looking until he begins to talk, when
his force nnd personality become at
once apparent.
First Submarine Trip.
One of the first questions asked of
him brought ono of tho most surprls
lug replies of the Interview. Keenest
ed to tell In detail of all the submarine
experience he had before being select
ed to attempt the crossing, be replied
quickly :
"nut you see I have not hnd any,
Of course we practiced after we went
aboard. We practiced n great denl
Navigation I know. Submarines I
think I know now.
"Was It fun? Sometimes, yes. Most
It wns fun In the Kngllsh channel
Thero we lay ten hours on the bottom
snug nnd comfortable. Some of us
slept nnd some of us read, nnd most
of us listened to our grnpbophono play
lng n beautiful song from "Peer Oynt,'
while nbnve us raged (be destroyers
and cruisers that would have thought
us the very choicest of'prey had they
but known what lay hidden there be
low them. It was not a long ten
hours. We drank n little champagne.
and we ate and attended to the nm
chlnery.
"No, we didn't submerge because of
nny crnlser chasing us; not once were
we chased."
How They Submerged.
Nothing mire vivid about ndven
ture could be drawn from Koenlg than
the detailing of these times "we Just
sank." As far ns bis words went, that
wns all there was to It. A vessel was
sighted; the Deutschlnnd was quickly
submerged ; she run along under water
for a time, nnd then she enmo up
nnd opened her batches for fresh air
w bile oflieers nnd men went about
their work, their rest, or their play
Industry.
Industry Is In Itself, nnd w hen prop
erly chosen, delightful and profitable
to the worker; nnd when your toll has
been a pleasure you have not earned
money merely, but money, health, de
light nnd moral profit all In one. Rob
ert Louis Stevenson.
Just Like Humans.
N'ipber II nils that It Is tin! f mailer
planets that do not obey tbo law of
gravity. It Is tho smaller people, too,
that do not want to obey anything.
'Once each day we Kuhmcrvi'd as u
practice drill." he said, "and besides
wu submerged, us I remember, five
times In tbo North sen, six In the Kng
llsh channel, and three or four in the
open water.
"Yes," laughing heartily, "yes, ench
time there was a reason.
, "The longest we nclunlly stayed un
der was that ten hours In the Kngllsh
channel, but we could stay four days.
At the end of that tlmo our batteries
would bo exhausted, nnd we would
have to rise nnd rechnrge them. Dur
ing the entire trip wo traveled u total
of ninety miles under water.
"As far ns the physical effect on tho
ship's company Is concerned, we could
remain forever. We can submerge fifty
fathom.' three hundred feet but as a
matter of fact we never went "hcnrly
that deep, and probably never shall."
Liked the Submerging.
Those on the Iieutschland besides
himself were First Mate Krapiihl, Sec
ond Mnto Uyrlng, Chief Knglneer Klels
and n crew of 'J.'i men. Klels, he said,
over and over again, was "ihe most Im
portant of nil." Then he told bow the
crew spent the time.
"On board they busied themselves
with the machinery, for practically all
of them are mechanics. They played
cards, nnd they had their singing nnd
their sleeping and their sitting about,
and tho time pnssed.
"llest of nil, I hey nil of ns, In fact
llkrd the submerging. Unpleasant?
Indeed It wns not. It was Just like
sinking Into a sort of blue nest. We
open the portholes, and then through
the glass we could see the fish and tbo
formations of the sen, and always we
listened, listened, listened.
"How do wo listen? Thero nre
aboard two microphones, ami with
them we were able to benr the whis
tling of n buoy six miles off w hen we
were under water. And Just before wo
cnimf up about thirty miles from the
Virginia capes, we were able to bear
the ringing of a bell buoy six miles
from ns.
"Tho screw of n ship wo could hear
quite plainly while It was yet n safe
distance from us. More than hearing
it. we could tell whether It wns n
cruiser or n destroyer. It was quite
fascinating to listen so.
Details of the Trip.
Captain Koenlg did not take the
Deutschlnnd around Scotland, as bus
been conjectured. He came straight
through the Channel, lie wild.
"We left r.retiierhaven at noon on
June 14. We proceeded quietly to Hel
goland ; thero we stayed four days.
There Were three reasons for that : No
ship proceeds nil the way after start
ing. It Is too easy to calculate when
she may be expected nt some given
place. So we lay In wait n while.
Then, too, wo wanted to train the men.
During those four days we drilled nnd
taught them hard, and when once more
we proceeded we had a capable sub
marine crew.
"Again, we had to trim the cargo,
That must always be done after a
start Is made. We must shift things
nbout and stow then) away. And every
thing needs to be tested. All worked
nicely.
"Wo carried ISO tons of fuel oil. Of
that we have 05 tons left more than
enough to take lis back and we shall
not t-hlp nny more here. Then we car
ried ninny tons of oxygen and twenty
tons of fresh water, of which we hnd
ten left.
"The last time we submerged was
as wo were nearlng the Virginia capes
nnd wo saw an American boat ap
proaching. We thought It was a fruit
boat so we Just dipped under for the
last time. The men were always glnd
when we did that It made such
smooth traveling. The Deutschlaud
scarcely rolls at all under water.
"And that about completes the story
of the voynge. We traveled, wo snw
ships and submerged, we traveled
again on the surface nnd nt last we
arrived."
Tho Deutschlnnd, built by the Krnpp
OeniMinla works, cost J.MXI.OnO. This
voyage will pay for her, he said.
Boat a Mass of Machinery.
As described by Dr. John C. Trovers,
assistant U. S. henlth officer, who wns
taken through the bont by Captain
Koenlg. tho Dcutschlnnd's Interior ap
pears to be mainly n mass of mnchln
ery. She has but ono deck below nnd
a seventeen-foot depth of bold for her
enrgo. Dr. Trovers descended through
the forward hatch, where ho found
tho crew's quartern, bunks on either
side of a narrow passageway lending
to compartments occupied by tho enp-
taln nnd his two oflieers. The cap
tain's room Is scarcely six feet square
and barely high enough for a mnn
to stand.
It Is furnished nil in metal, with
tho exception of n small oak desk.
Directly beneath the oflieers' quarters
Is the dynamo, which stores etectrlcnl
energy to drive the vessel when sub
merged. Next Dr. Trovers was taken Into
the olllcers' messroom, scarcely larger
than tbo staterooms, wi!h n gulley
built with all the economy of space
of n rullman dliilng-cnr kitchen. Aft
the messroiiin, about nnetUrd the
ship's length from her stern. Is the
submerging machinery and two perls
copes. Calls It Amazing Sight.
"I never saw such n' mass of ma
chinery In my ilfe," said Dr. Trnvers.
"It was an ania.lng sight and I doubt
If It would mean much except to the
engineer who designed It. There
seemed to bo 5,(XK) different pieces,
nn Inexplicable tangle of burnished
copper nnd glistening steel."
Aft of the submerging machinery
were the submarine's two powerful
Diesel oil engines which propel her
on the surfacA
Captain Koenlg told the doctor that
while on the surface the nolso of the
machinery was almost deafening.
Reader's Grave Error.
"East Ljnne," which ultimately
proved more valuable than a gold
mine to thoso who published nnd pro
duced It In book and piny form, Is said
to have been rejected In mnmwcrlpt
by Ceorgo Meredith, the author, when
he was reader for Chnpniau & Wull
of London.
Dally Thought.
It Is a sign of a great uund to do
splse greatness, nnd to prefer things In
measure to things In excess. Seneca.
MlMlONAL
SUNMSGiOOL
Lesson
(Bv E. O. HKMiEIlfl, Acting Dlri-tor of
ttio Hiinday School Course uf tho Moody
lUbla Iimtltnte. Chicago.)
(Copyrlitit, IDll. Wuiluru Ncwipapcr Union.)
LESSON FOR JULY 23
PAUL AT CORINTH.
I.KHHON TRTCT-Arti 10:1-.
ClOLDKN TKXT-Bb not iifrald. bul
speak, and hold not thy pence. Aeti 1R:.
1. Paul's Companions, (vv. 1-0.)
I'uul's coming to this city after his
experiences In Athens Is significant
when wo rend I Cor. 2:1, 2. He
found n home ns usual at first among
bis Jewish countrymen. Aqulln and
I'rlscllhi were not only feilow Chris
tians but fellow craftsmen (v. 8). Paul
supported himself, ns Jesus did for
30 years, ns u carpenter. This gave
opportunity t' reach the people natu
rally as ono of them. At the snms
time he set them the example of do
ing good (1 Cor. 10::tl I Cor. 0:012;
II Thcss. 2 0). l'uul did not think It
n lack of. full ti to do ninnual labor or
secular work for bis own support be
cause Rod had called blm to prench.
In the midst of bis labors (v. .I) Sllns
and Timothy came to blm from
'hlllppl and Itcreo. The I'hlllpplnns
bail sent blm aid and brought news of
tbo abundant harvest of faith nnd
love lu that church. Paul was weak
and sick and dejected In spirit (II Cor.
2:3), probably bodily sickness. lie
wns also In ant (11 Cor. 11:0). As
he meditated on the word. It had so
got bold on blm that he could not
keep still. It overpowered blm with
the thought that Jesus was tho Christ
and that be must tell It out, but the
Jews were not willing to receive
his testimony. "They opposed them
selves and blasphemed," (v. G). The
good news these helpers brought en
couraged htm In bis conflict (v. C).
II. Paul's Compulsion, (vv. 7-11).
The opposition of the Jews did not
prove bis testimony to bo untrue or
that It had been unwisely presented,
but rather It revealed the Iniquity of
the hearts of the men who were tho
religious leaders. To their fnces Paul
could exclaim, "I am clean," (v. C). It
Is a great thin? for any mnn to be
uble to say this, and It Is the priv
ilege of every believer (Acts 20:20).
Then we can say with Paul : "I shrank
not from declaring unto you the whole
counsel of Cod." (H. V.) If we do not
declare unto men the way of life, then
their blood Is upon us (Ezeklel 33:4, 8.
0). but nre wo Indeed clenn of tho
Mood of all In our own homes, In
our churches. In our Sunday school
classes, In our communities and In the
lands beyond the sen? This compul
sion disconnected Paul from tho fnlse
leliglonlsts of his day. "From hence
forth I will go unto the Oentlles." The
advantage of the house of Justus was
(a) that the owner was n proselyte,
not a born Jew. (b) The place was
close to tho synagogue so that his
preaching would be n standing Invita
tion to the Jews, nnd (c) Justus wns
evidently a Itomnn citizen, nnd Paul
would gain access through him to
the more educuted people of tho city.
Moreover he would hnve greater ad
vantage of tho Ilomans than of the
Jews for protection of the Christian
converts. We do not Infer thnt he
left his lodgings In the borne of Aqulla
and Prlscilla nor ceased bis work of
tent making. At this critical time there
cume to Paul another one of thoso
visions which mark tho course of his
development (v. 0), In which (Sod spnko
to him words of encouragement and
exhortation not to hold bis pence (v.
10). (!od Is ready to speak to us,
but wo do not need visions as Pnul did,
for we have the revealed word which
we can carry around In tbo vest pocket,
nnd have III in speak to us whenever
wo will. Quite likely Pun! was dis
couraged nt the seeming Impossibility
of making nn Impression upon this
grent city of 400,000 Inhabitants. He
realized the magnitude of the struggle
(Eph. 0:12). "We wrestle not ngnlnst
flesh." Nowhere had the (lospel been
brought face to face with such world
1 1 n ess nor bad assigned to It a more
dltllcult task than In this city.
rerhaps Paul's scant success In Ath
ens was to prepare blm for this task,
because our disappointments and ap
parent failures are sometimes the very
experiences by which wo are enabled
both to glorify Cod nnd to bless hu
manity. Paul's testimony nfter Athens was
based only on tbo cross (I Cor. 2:1, 2)
nnd It was that which turned "Impure,
sinful souls Into pure brides whom he
conducted to Christ," (See I Cor. 6:9
11). This vision kept Paul In tho city
where ho founded one of his strongest
classes (vv. 11. IS).
III. Paul's Contest, (vv. 12-17).
Oalllo, the brother of Seneca, listened
to the charges, but threw the accusa
tions out of court (vv. 14, I.'). Sir
William Kamsoy calls this decision tho
"charter of Christian freedom." Free
dom of religious speech was grunted
over the entire Itomnn empire so far
ns Itomnn authorities were concerned,
nnd (be door was open for Paul to
make his way throughout the civilized
world. Thus we have further evidence
that all of Corinth was no match for
Christ. Tho Lord had people there
who must be called by tho spoken
word, and Paul was the one to speak
the word. The Iird only allows us
to be hurt when both wo nnd tho
work can be helped thereby. Ho
never really allows us to be hurt
(Rom. 8:13; Isnlah 54:17). Christian
workers In this land are confronting
tho same Corinthian evils In every
great city; Intemperance, crime, graft,
dishonesty, white slavery, oppression
of the poor and other works of tho
nosh."
It Is tho business of every preacher
and Christian to pray and teach und
work nnd live to save men from these
evils and to convert them to right
eousness. There ore also Corinthian evils In
the heart, and In order to overcome
Ihein we must put on the wholo ar
mor of Ood, nnd be filled with the
8pJlt of ChHst.
IT. '
emperdnce
RUSSIA'S GREATEST ENEMY.
The new premier of Itussln, norls
V. Stunner, discussing with a news
paper correspondent conditions cri
oted by tho wur, sold :
"IUisslu awaits the future with con
fidence. Some monetary disturbance
may happen In our liniuieliil system,
but Russia is rich In latent wealth.
During the whole war the deposits in
our savings banks have been constant
ly growing In an extraordinary fash
ion. Tbo prohibition of alcoholic bev
erages has produced marvelous re
sults. Alcohol was Indeed the scourge
that gnawed, decimated and Impov
erished our people. We destroyed this
enemy nt the beginning of the war."
The Russian minister of finance,
when presenting bis budget to the
council of tho empire, reported:
"Despite war expenses amounting to
12,000,000,000 roubles, nnd thanks to
tho abolition of the alcohol monopoly,
tho financial strength of the country
Is growing. Tho savings of tho na
tion since the beginning of the war
have Increased by 2,000,000,000 rou
bles." AGAINST, ALCOHOL.
Following the action of tbo New
Voile board of health in showing up
the drink evil nnd Us relation to the
public health, the New Jersey associa
tion unanimously passed the following
resolution :
"Whereas, alcoholic beverages are
detrimental to heulth and Indirectly
the cause of disease.
"Resolved, That the Health Officers'
association recommend that a cum
palgn of publicity bo Inaugurated by
the slate and local departments of
health for the purpose of Informing
the public of tbo dangers to life and
health which attend the use of such
beverages."
GOOD ADVICE.
A traveler entered an Inn where a
Quaker sat by the tire. Lifting u pair
of green spectacles und rubbing bis
ryes, which looked very Inflamed, tho
newcomer In ono breath culled for
some brandy and made n grievous
complaint about his eyes.
'They nre getting weaker nnd weak'
er," he said. "And now even the spec
tacles appear to do no good."
The Quaker looked first at blm nnd
than nt the brandy. ,
"I tell thee, friend, what I think,"
said be. "If thou wnuldst wear thy
spectncles over thy mouth for n few
months thine eyes would get well
nguln."
WAGES WENT FOR FOOD.
"There- nre n good many foreigners
In Denver," says Kills Meredith In thu
Union Signal, "nnd thero Is n little
Methodist mission nt one end of the
Italian colony. For several years past
they have fed the school children nt
noon. During the winter of 1!14-13
they averaged close to a hundred dally,
and last winter It varied from 40 to
f0 up to the second week In January.
After tho first dry payday the chit
dren didn't come any more, or only a
very few of them. They had food nt
home. That Is the kind of argument
for prohibition that seems unanswer
able to me."
WHICH WAY WIND BLOWS.
At n recent meeting of newspaper
men In Chicago, comprising represent
ntlves from four or five states, says
Sterling (III.) Oazette, n group of 15
were standing in tbo lobby of the Ln
Salle hotel renewing acquaintanceship
nnd waiting for luncheon, when ono of
tho number Invited the little group to
hnve a drink with him. One nfter an
other thanked the gentleman and de
clined. Fifteen yenrs ngo, comments
the Gnzette, 14 out of the 15 would
havo accepted.
NO DRUNKARDS' HOME NEEDED.
As nn example of how the dry law
works In Portland, Ore., the enso is
cited of a woman who for several
yenrs had been running n homo dW
voted almost exclusively to the care
of drunkards. She appeared before
the city council recently nnd, ln tho
course of her remarks on the work of
the Institution, snld thnt since prohibi
tion becumo effective she hnd lost her
occupation nnd was now considering
a new lino of business. .
LETTER CARRIERS DRY.
The brewers contributed $100 to the
convention of the Letter Carriers' as
sociation which met In Plulnflcld, X.
J., nnd offered further to donate a keg
of beer for every keg purchased. Tho
carriers declined with thanks. "Four
teen bands nnd not n drop of beer,"
was ono of tho slogans of the parade;
"Our first dry convention," said n vet
eran carrier who has been u member
of the association from his youth
TEMPERATE ARMY.
A temperate army was something
not conceived of In the old theories of
war. Rut, in fact, n drunkard Is today
ns much out of place ln an army as be
would be on n battleship. A modern
army Is n fighting machine only less
complex In its nnture than a modem
nnvy, and equally dependent, on sobri
ety In tho ranks. New York World.
BREWERIES AND CHURCHES.
For every dollar put Into new brew
eries and distilleries In 1015 there were
$38.20 put Into new churches.
SALOONKEEPER QUIT3.
"Hoys, I can't stand It I enn't stand
It 1 It's nil true. I've got a little fel
low of my own, nnd so help me (3od, I
am going to quit the business, nnd I
will vote dry Tuesday. I will vote dry.
I am done done with it all. I can't
stand It nny longer." These wcro tho
words of a saloonkeeper at Superior,
Wis., nt tho conclusion of an eloquent
address by ex-Gov. Frank M. Hnnly.
KNOCKS THE BOOZE.
"The hand that rocks ths cradle
knocks tho boore."
Clooe Connection,
"Was that star course any good?"
"All moonshine," .
FOR BABY RASHES
Cutieura Soap Is Best Because So
Soothing and Cooling. Trial Free.
If baby Is troubled with rashes, ec
zemas, ltcbings, chufings or hot, Irri
tated skin follow Cutieura Soup bath
with light application of Cutieura Oint
ment to the affected purt. Nothing so
soothing, cooling and refreshing when
he Is fretful and sleepless.
Free sample each by moll with Rook.
Address potcnrd, Cutieura, Dept. L,
Boston, Sold everywhere. Adv.
London has an ull-women hospital.
Save the Babies.
INFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We enn hardly realire Uuit
of all the children burn in civilized countries, twenty-two per cent,
or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year ; tbirty-eevoa
j)erociit., or more than om third, before they axe five, and one-half before
they are fifteen I
We do not heaitato to sny that a timely use of CaHtona wonlJ save
majority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many
of these infantile deaths are occasioned by tbo use of narcotio preparation,
Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain
mora or less opium or morphine. Tbpy sro, in considerable quantities
' dot lly poisons. In any quantity, they etupefy, retard circulation and losJ
to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operate exactly tbo reverse, but
you must fee that it bears the signature of Chaa. II. Fletcher. Cantor la
causes tho blood to circulate properly, pens the -jiores
of the skin and niluys fever. ZJ-Frf--1-Ouulno
CastorU always bears the signature of Wa?v3f JiZoUA
craTriri.xrrry7gyL,r?ranri1
Its Size.
"What N this new IHi vlory of
Jim's nlM.ut?"
"Ahout the limit."
Take the Ache Out of Foot-Ache.
ISatl.e your feet In hot water, using
lohnson's Foot Soap. Composed of
Dorax. Iodine and Itran. At drugRlsts
or sent postpaid for 23c by Thos. Gill
Snnn I'n 711 ITonl l,o llmnllvr, V V
Adv. '
The Way of It.
"I 'id you bear what a tip .llgnlns
'ot (ill the races the other day?"
"No; what was it?"
"His machine turned turtle on the
track."
Four Claim High Title.
At least four sovereiuus lay claim to
the title of "klnn of Jerusalem," name
ly, the Sultan of Turkey, the emperor
of AuMi'in, tlie king of Spain and the
former king of Portugal.
Human Nature.
"Why thnt hospital Is so popular
beats me. It hasn't tin: be.-l system,
and It certainly hasn't the i.mst sue-ees-ful
doctors."
"l'.ut It has the prettiest nurses."
Inference.
.Mr. Flnlbiisli Where In the world
did you set tills bread?
.Mrs. l'latliiish I made it, of course.
Why?
"tdi. I don't know. 1 read today that
ants have been found In Diilnintla that
actually make bread by chewing seeds
into pulp, forming it In loaves, haling
them in the sun, and llien slorlnu them
i-..iiy for future use."
Clock for Crown Prince.
Attesting their loyalty to the hind
of their nativity mid as an expression
of good will towards Hie royal fam
ily, Japanese residents of Washing
ton, Montana and Alaska have had
made a bronze and onyx clock as a
gift for the crown prince of Japan.
Picfi.ro the gift can be olilclally ten
dered, however, permission must he
obtained from the royal household.
The clock Is .1 feet high and 1 I
by II Inches at the base. Surmount
ing Ihe entire clock Is u globe with
a bronze and silver meridian ring
encircling the earth nt the equator,
fin a separate linili is a highly polished
bronze hall representing the sun in
Its relation In the earth at ihe various
times of day.
TRIED FIFTY REMEDIES
FOR SORES IN NOSTRILS
Mr. Allen Gules Jennings, Washing
ton, D. C, writes: "For some time
I have suffered with scabs and sores
In my nostrils. I have tried about
fifty different salves, lotions and pro
scriptions, but to no avail until by
chance I tried a bottlo of Hancock's
Sulphur Compound Ointment and
now take this means of thanking you
for putting up such an excellent
remedy. Uy using It about twice a
month I am never troubled with any
thing of tho kind and shall always
praiso it as the best cure ia the world
for sores, etc."
Hancock Sulphur Compound and
Ointment are sold by al' dealers.
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co., Balti
more Md. Write for Pooklet. Adv.
Heredity.
"Ilixv eriisiy llnil fellow is:"
"I guess that's hcrvuse his father
w as a linker."
iSIUS Three Hundred lion
M'EffiP Riichnl Rrnn in MIC
farmera
wheat, more oats, more grain for feed, 207o more cattle than
last year and more hogs. The war market in Europe needn
our surplua. As for the wheat crop, it is marveloua and a monument of itmitffc
for businessconfidencetobuild upon, exceeding the moet optimistic prediction
Wheat averaged In 1915 over 25 bushels per am
Oats averaged In 191 J ever 45 bushels per acre
Barley averaged In I915ovcr40bushelsperacre
Trices are hiRh, markets convenient, excellent land, low in price either int.
proved or otherwise, ranging from $12 to $30 rer acre. Free homerfead
lands are plentiful and not far from railway lines and convenient to gaud
schools and churches. The climate is healthful.
There la na war ta land, nor la there aar eonacrlplla. For complete few
niatinn aa to beat loratkina for aettlement, reouced railronri ratca aod dticiiptive uluaUatntf
pamphlet, addreaa Superintendent Immigration, Ottawa, or
J. P. JAfTRAY, Cor. Walnut and Broad Sis., Philadelphia, Pa.
Canadian CoTarnment Ajent
IF YOO OR ANT FXIEND
Suffer villi lthFumut)"! or Neurlila, nt m
elimnlr, wrlliform niBK BOOK n rhtinu
tlHinItn Cause auO Cure. Motit wonderful ImmMt
ever written, It' klnlutly FHKK. Jrmv A.
Cmbc, Dvul. C. W., Hrixkum. Hum. Adt .
Correct I
"What Is o Dutch treat?"
"To get out of the war zone )ut
llollund !"
Kindly Explained.
Ho Hero Jones und I storted f
business together, and be hns retire
while I am still in harness.
She Hut then Jones Isn't a mill,
In the Suburbs.
"I hope you will buve plain sailtna;
with your new cook."
"From the way she handled lb
breakfast dishes the first inornjug, I
nm afraid there are breakers ahead,
; vtj. art
How fortuiiale it Is that the size vi
u man's body is no measure of tlx sc
of his lieurf.
Timely Advice.
"I feel I h . 1 1 I a in going 111) U
pieces."
' Then pull your if together."
NF.vrn i.r a rinr.t,
Aflrr Tuklnir KI.IXIH. UAIITH
"My Utile dav,:;!it-r, 1(1 ji-urn old, unVf4
nrirly yrar i:a riiil's jtnd ferrr. raoftl ul Um
timft uii(lrr thr lfator'ii car. I WM dittos"
it c-.t mid a friend a-ilvl,) in to try KllxU.
Iliib'-k. J Ran- II to hrr an. I tlie tutu never hl
a rhlll Hini'i!. It Miniilt-1y rurrtl her." Mr
Cimx Jl elm .: E Kt., N. B., Wnxhlimien, D.U
Kllxli llubi-li .V tiIh, nil tlriiirtriNfw or by
PrH P.t erriiald from iUui'Xbl 6 Htn
WuHuiuftoti, i)t o.
Token of Esteem.
Morlurty Th' beys want to liny
levin' cup for Asseinlilyinaii FIiiiiiiIkiiu.
Jeweler Here is something verf
choice for $10.
Moriarty I don't Ihlnk Flnini:ui
would go ns high ns that but wvH
ask blm! llarrislmrg Patriot,
iynpem I'l
Summer Luncheons
BM inajiffy ft
Let Libbjr't iplrndid cnef reCere yoo I
of hot-weithr cooking. Stock the
puny . (hell xillt
ty Sliced
Dned Beef I
r lw Md Ihe olner (ood
mrU including Libbv'al
Vienna Sauuge you U nnd haJ
beth aod appetizing.
'libfey, McNeill
Libby, Chicago
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fnctkon. Irtt-al for tiir ah n-am.
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"viiwi UlUgJ 111 IVIU
pay for their land with on year't rrtrf
od prcapari'y waa never so greaL
Regarding Western Canada as a grain
producer, a prominent business man
says: "Canada's position today is