THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA.
II CM
It Is Essentially an Agricultural
Country.
Western Cnnmla Is the Mncea of the
land-hungry tmb wno wtonea t0 eiirD
a good living from the soil and SJive
up money to take cure of him In ills old
p without paying a funcy price foi
Uio privilege.
Western Canada Is the great wheat
producing section of the North Amer
ican continent, with nn average pro
duction of more thun 30 bushels to the
ecre an compared with an average of
17 bushels' to the acre In the Slates
Wheat raising can hardly be made
prolltalile on land that costs from $."(J
an acre up unless guch land will pro
duce a much higher than a 17 hushel
average, or unless the price of the
cereal reaches un excessive figure.
The Initial Investment of $50 un acre
Is more than Die averuge man can af
ford to make If he expects to raise
wheat and to make a success of it.
A good homestead of 100 acres can
Btlll be secured free In Western Can
ada nil J additional land admirably
suited to the raising of wheat can be
secured at so low u cost per acre that
It ran he made extremely profitable.
No other part of the world offeri
mull tremendous opportunities ut the
present time to the ambitious young
farmer as the three great provinces ot
Western Canada.
It Is worth the while of the land
hungry imin to cease his depressing
search for local cheap land or fot
Imul that Is iiot entirely worked out by
long cropping und to look outside his
own district. Western Canada Is u
country that should receive the con
sideration of all such men. The West
ern Provinces of Manitoba. Saskatche
wan and Alberta ure essentially agri
cultural territory.
Out of 47S million acres there uro
Iki Million acres of tirt-clnss agricul
tural laud actually uvulluhlo for de
velopment a block three and u half
times as large as the total land area of
Miiiucsotn. ami equal to (lie combined
luad areas of Minnesota, Iowa, Wiscon
sin, Illinois and Indiana.
tut whereas the population of the
the states mentioned Is fifteen million
people, the population of Western
Canada Is only about one und three
quarter millions,
II litis been said that the average
yield per acre of wheal in the United
Stales last year was 17 bushels. Tills
overage does not. of course, represent
the elliclency which may have been
reached .l y Individual farmers or by
Individual states. However, place
against this figure the fact that the
I'Jl.'i Western Canadian average the
average from nearly twelve million
acres was over 'M bushels. In tin
case of the Province of Alberta, the
average reached .'I-.S4 bushels per acre
There are already u large number ol
American farmers In Western Cimiida
8o that, the newcomer could never
overlooking tile fact thai the same
language Is spoken feel himself in an
alien country. There seems. In fact,
a tendency to establish little colonies
composed of those coming from the
same sections. The characteristics of
the country, and the climate and
season, are very much the same as In
Jdinticsotii or North Dakota, Social
conditions hear u family resemblance.
Education Is free, and Is good; Its cost
being defrayed partly by taxation
partly by grants from the Canadian
Government, from the sales of school
lands, of which, when the country was
first surveyed, two sections In every
township were ullocated. Taxation In
every rural district. In many towns and
cities. Is based practically on land
tallies alone. Improvements of all kinds
being exempted. Advertisement.
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Damocles suw the sword suspended
by a hair.
"Quite safe," ho declared, "now
show mo a sword suspended by buld
soss." Imnnrtant to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle ol
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Infants and children, and Bee that It
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Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
It It-No Worry.
"Why the cogitation?"
"I wish I could find some good sut
Mltute for gasoline."
"I find wulklng works very well."
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MOTIONAL
ShHDfirscnHL
Lesson
(By E. O. SELLERS, Acting Director ol
the Sunday School Course In the Mood)
litlilu ltiuiltiitrt nt Chlriurn.)
(Copyright by Western Newspaper Union.;
LESSON FOR JULY 16
PAUL AT ATHENS.
LESPON TFXT Acta 17:10-34.
OOLDLN TEXT In him we live, line
move and have our being. Act 17:31.
Athens! What a name to conjure
with. Athens has always' epitomized
the acme of lntellectualism, culture,
art, and esthetic accomplishment.
Driven from Iterea and alone, Paul fled
to the coast and taking ship crossed
over to the Thessalonlan peninsula.
Entering the city he beholds Its stat
uary, meets Its philosophers and views
Its moral degradation and its myriad
manifestations of heathenism. Out
wardlv cultured, molding the thought
of the world, yet It passed tfom Its
pinnacle of power because it knew not
God. Paul saw tho pantheism of tho
cultured Stoics and the Epicureans
who because ot their distant and but
little concerned cods, enjoyed the
pleasure of wealth and ease.
I. Paul Brought to Trial (vv. 16-21).
Such sights stirred tho spirit ofruul.
The marvel is how Indifferent we may
become In the presence of the great
snlrltual poverty of our time. His
spirit stirred within him, whon he saw
the city crowded with Idols. As Paul
followed his custom and began his
preaching In the synagogue he als
took advantage of the opportunity to
Do open-air work in the market place,
More a small group and there another
This he did dally until the teacher
(v. 18) began to take knowledge ol
his presence In their city. Some In
contempt called him a 'bubbler," while
others concluded that he represented
some new religion, though he set be
fore them the same message of salva
tlon In Jesus Christ which had caused
such remarkable results elsewhere
That they might hear him more fully
and without the Interruption of the
mart of trado, Paul Is taken to tho
oreopagus, or Mars Hill, where from
time immemorial the greatest crlm
Inals had been sentenced and the most
solemn questions of religion set
tled.
II. The Unknown Made Known, (vv
2-29). Such idle speculation (v. 21)
was of no value to the Athenians. This
Paul knew, yet he began his address
In a most conciliatory manner (v. 22
R. V.). He would win their favorable
attention before he called them to re
pentance. Keenly observant, Paul had
seen among the many Inscriptions one
to the unknown God," and this one
whom In Ignoranee they worshiped, he
would sot forth. Many today are In
blindness, seeking to know God when
he has already been made manifest (to
be seen). (John 1 : IS : John 5:20; John
14:9; II Cor. 4:6.) It Is man's own
fault If he does not know God (Rom.
1:20-22, 28; II Cor. 4:4), and no knowl
edge Is more important (John 17:3)
Paul's opening woids in verso 24 were
but to seize a well-known object of
their street docoration and discussions
and with It to lead on to the great
truth he yearned to have them compre
hend. This caught the philosophers
as well as the Idle curious. God Is not
a philosophic conception of the mind
He cannot be contincd to temples
made with bands nor does he need the
services of our hands, seeing ho cre-
atod all tilings and glveUi to all things
life. Paul's next point was that "He
hath made of one every nation ol
men." As yet how little men really
believe that truth witness the Euro
pean conflict and the economic, racial
and social differences of this land.
Negro segregation and Asiatic exclu
sion are but illustrations of our sepa
ration from the teaching of the broth
erhood of man. But this brotherhood
is not alone for altruistic service but
'that they should seek God." This
was his great and glorious purpose in
creatine the nations o tho earth, in
setting the seasons Ui motion, to min
ister to their needs, and In appointing
the bounds ot their habitations, y-t
bow far man has departed from that
Ideal (Rom, 1:28). It Is of tho high
est Importance that men should seek
God and he is not difficult to And for
those who sek him (Jor. 29:13). The
souls of men are not satisfied without
him. Witness tho mad rush after
pleasure and the. restless desire to pos
sess the things of time and sense and
which porlsh with the using. ?aul
displays his university training by
quoting and approving the Greek pout
Aratus (v. 28.) However, while all
men are the offspring of (created by)
God. yet they are not all truly bis chil
dren (John 8:44, 47; I John 3: 10; MnO
13:3S: Gal. 4:4-6; Hob. 12:8; Eph
2:3). Only such are children as nave
recolved Jesus Christ (John 1:12 R
V.). All those who are led by his
SDirlt are the "sons of God" (Ron
8:14: Gal. 3:26 R. V.).
III. What the Athenians Lacked
(vt. 30-34). Thus lar Paul's auditors
must have followed him keenly, and
It was the goal toward which he
had been driving so relentlessly. Such
subllmo conceptions, keen logic and
quotations from their writers won
their attention. He then delivered a
keen thrust at this, the "psychological
moment," by calling upon them to "re
pent." The Athenians lacked a realiz
ing sense of the personality of God-
that man could have personal and In
tlmate relations with God or that a
man could or had rlBen from the
dead.
"AH men everywhere" are called to
repentance and the tlmo Is "now.
The reason) tor this call Is because
"he hath ariDointed a day In wnich
he will Judge the Inhabited earth.'
' The assurance that he will so Judg"
men of their sins by the man whom lie
has elected Is In that "Ho hath raised
him from the dead" (v. 31).
Any candid seeker after truth whe
wllr examine the evidence will be con
vinrnd of the truth that Jesus ol
Nazareth, crucified upon a Rouiar
cross, rose from the dead.
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New Arrival
A new arrival among conts fore-1
hadows no rndlcnl change In the
ityles which are expected to prevail
with the coming of fall. Except for a
Ittle additional fength It might be
:Iiisscd as a model designed for spring.
It envelops the figure as completely,
tvlth a collar high enough to more
'.ban cover the neck, ample width and
t length or skirt that is only six
nches shorter than tho dress worn
antler It There ure big patch pockets
nd it rather narrow belt that extends
Duly across the front of the coat. The
:oats of spring fastened nt the waist
line, however, while this one extends
ts line of buttons half way or more
Jown the front
The model pictured Is shown In tan.
blue, mustard color, brown, nnd In
ndlstlnct mixture. It Is bordered at
the bottom with a bund of black satin.
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As Worn by Conservative Brides.
If the bride Is one of those who
llk to be conservative in the styles
(elected for her gown and veil she
nay wear the veil as shown In the
oleture. The wreath Is arranged in
the fi.shlnn of a coronet and the veil
envelops the figure. Other styles
may come and go. h'U this one goes
on forever. Perhaps that Is because
the wreath suggests a crown und be
n use the arrangement of It Is utmost
universally becoming.
Tor the bride who decides that
something new suits her personality
better, or Is better suited to the sort
of wedding she elects to have, there
are many piquant and novel wuys for
mounting the wedding veil. In nearly
all of them little cups of bice support
the tulle, but there are cups of tulle,
caps of pearl beads, of even hats of
tulle, from which the vll. ulwuys am
ple, floats about the figure. One of
the prettiest diapes has a little close
fitting cap of Hue luce like n "Itaby
Stuart" cap. The veil Is draped over
this so Hint n short leng.li of It fulls
over the face, barely reaching to the
chin. It Is caught t' the luce cup at
each side ny small spiuys oi orange
M,w,mi and there Is n slender half
wreath of them brought from one side
To Wash Crocheted 6hawls.
To wash km.Med or crocheted shawls
fold them as flat as possible nnd lay
vnrefiilly In ik pillow ' ense. run
through at Intervals vth . basting
(liiviid to keep lint. Then ilie should
be handled like other 'lliinncl or wool
en nooils. If washed separately, oh
crve the usual prcnritlom fur wool
II goods, gently sipieenlng through 'lie
hllils ithd keeping III" suds ami rills-
nit wilier of the same lu'iewnna teia-
i lenitmv. Tul;e "ill or pillow case,
! .1., n ..t bvji': knureii goods up to
Among Coats.
nnd the cuffs and collar -are of the
same material. The cuffs ure notice
ably smaller than those on coots of
the current season, and the raglan
sleeves promise a continuance of the
vogue for them which has been so
useful to designers. It has helped
them In getting the required flare. In
milking variety In models, and assures
ensy adjustment In the garment.
The coat pictured Is of a kind that
will prove useful to the motorist and
serve for almost nny wear. If one
must choose nt this between-sensons
time It Is a model worth copying. In
fact such a coat may be relied upon
for several seasons' wear without ap
pearing old-fashioned. The materials
used In It are lasting nnd the style
selected for good stuffs should be con
scrvntivf enough to lust as long os
they do.
to the other across the back. The
long veil at the baeir falls from this
wreath to the end of the train.
Another drape which brides of this
summer favor employs u band about
the brows and head ii's a support for
the veil. This bund may be of white
satin or of cloth-of-sllver or of some
small blossom net close and Hat to It.
The veil Is laid In close high plaits
extending across the bick from tem
ple to temple. They are graduated In
height so that they tire tallest at the
center of the back. 'The very short
veil over the face Is the newest of
all. with Its supporting cap of lace.
Hut whatever style the bride may se
lect after experimenting with several.
she bus the comforting assurance that
nothing else In the world Is qulto so
becoming as a wedding veil.
Yellow Piano Keys.
Pnmpen a soft cloth with alcohol
nnd wipe off the keys, rubbing with
the grain of the Ivory. If they are
much sallowed, wet strips of Canton
flannel with oxalic add and lay upon
the kevs. He careful not to get the
strips so wet that the acid will drip
tinon II"' wood of the piano. Leave
them upon the Ivory until they are dry.
dry. I'm In the oven on n big pint
ter. slinking and turning occasionally.
or lay on u clean cloth In the sun
sldue.
New Tam O'Shanter Out
If you are smart und can wear es
treine chnpeain the new Tain o'Slian
ter hat will appeal to you. It has t
niirrnw brim, which fits closely and Is
of straw. The whole crown Is s large
soiinre black velvet Tarn o'Shanter
nign on one sine auu usujuiy woru at
rather n rakish angle.
IN "HICKORY BANK"
PIONEER HAD 8AFE PLACE FOR
HI3 6T0RE OF COLD.
What Might Bs Considered Accident
Was the Means of Revealing What ,
Meant Fortune to Jim Apple
gate and His Mother.
One day In March, 1858, Jim Apple
gate, aged twelve, accompanied his fa
ther to the bank of a little Indiana
town, where Mr. Applegate drew out
the $5,000 fur which be bud sold his
furm, In 2M 20-dollar gold pieces.
"It will pay you to keep un eye on
that pile of gold," cautioned the
banker.
"Tomorrow I'll put It ih a hickory
bank," said Mr. Applegate.
The bunker smiled as if he cuught
tho point but Jim was puzzled.
"Whut Is a hickory bunk, pa!" he
asked.
"It's a pretty safe sort of bank, son,
when you're truvellng," was all his fa
ther would say.
At the hardware store Mr. Applegate
bought nn liieli-und-threc-qnurters
auger with nn extra long shaft, nnd
then they went home. After that night
Jim suw the money no more. Mr. Ap
plegate kept his business affairs to
himself, and neither Jim nor bis moth
er knew where It was.
The' Applegate family was one of
ten families that traveled In prairie
wagous that year from Indiana to Ore
gon over the famous Oregon trail. The
2,000-mlle Journey was less dangerous
than It had been In years before, but
there were still perils, the most serious
of which was that from attacks by bos-
tile Indians.
For that reason there was something
of a military arrangement to the march
even of these ten wagons, and each
night the wagons were drawn up In a
circle nnd the yoke and chains of each
wagon were used to connect It with
that In front Within this circular fortl
ficution the camp fires were built
On the eightieth day out tlu-y were
attacked by a party of young Indians
who thought to take advantage of the
smnllness of the party. The skirmish
was brief, but bloody und tragic enough
for that small band of emigrants. They
drove off the redskins, but lost two of
their own number. One of the men
who were killed was Mr. Applegate.
Mrs. Applegate left her husband, nnd
Jim, bis fill her, under the fresh-heaped
mound upon the plain, nnd there also
they left the secret of the "hickory
bank." They ransacked the wagon
from top to bottom: they looked
through all of Mr. A,iplegnte's private
papers and notebooks; but they could
not find the money, nor did the papers
contain any note or memorandum of
Its hiding place.
All that Jlin and his mother had was
little over a hundred dollars In
money, five cows, t'ie ox team they
were driving, the wagon nnd the house
hold effects that It contained.
Westward from Fort Hull the road
was rough and mountainous. One flay,
as they were descending the rockiest
and roughest portion, the Applegate
wagon was In the rear. It was three
o'clock In the afternoon. Jim's mother
was driving, nnd he was walking be
hind, occasionally throwing a stone nt
me of the loose cows or calve that
(erslsted In Interne. There were
abrupt breaks In the surface two and
three feet high. The rear wheels would
slide over these miniature precipices
and hit the lower level with n sudden
ness nnd violence Hint shook the whole
wagon and rattlod the pans und ket
tles off their hooks.
After one of these "Junip-offs." some
what higher than usual, Jim saw that
the hind wheels of the wagon were
turning drunkenly. They were lean
lag In nt the top und nut nt the bottom.
His mother drove on, unaware that
anvthlni! was wrong, nnd he ran to
catch up with her. A shining gold
piece In the middle of the road caught
his eye. Ataliinta-like, be stopp-d to
pick It up. Fifteen feet farther on be
found number. They began to appear
thickly, and be gathered them up as liv
went Itefore he reached the wagon
his mother bad driven over another
of the "Jtimp-olTs." and the tops of the
rt heels leaned In so fur that tliey began
to nil) against the sides of the wagon
bed. Mrs. Applegate stopped the oxen
and leaned out to see what was the
matter.
Jim came up and stooped down re
side the rear nxlo. A yellow pile .if
$'J0 gold pieces lay there, and other
pieces were rolling out of nn uuger
hole thot ran like t he bore of u rille
through tho center of the splintered
hickory column of the broken uxie.
That was the hickory bank. louth s
Companion.
Army Grows Its Potatoes.
The British nrmy bus started to
grow Its own potatoes. Instructions
have been .sent, or are being sent, from
the war oflice to every command. Indi
cating the lines which should bo fol
lowed.
Military requirements are very large,
nnd little more than half the usual
supplies of potatoes are coming Into
the markets, with the result that pre-
wnr prices to the public ure nearly dou
bled.
At one camp In Surrey digging opera
tions began recently, and the seed po
tatoes are to be plnnted In a few days
In rows between the huts. A number
of men nre being told off each day for
digging, nnd others nre being asked to
help In spare time. At a camp In
Yorkshire potato growing began stfiue
weeks ago. It is understood that Instruc
tions will soon be issued for the grow
ing of vegetables.
Rats' Own Cleanliness Kills Them.
Mrs. Jarvls, n professional rat
catcher, revealed a remarkable method
she Is using for getting rid of the ro
dents. She said ; "ltats ure very cun
ning nnd suspect all laid food, but they
are victims of cleanliness. Every rut,
Oefore he eats, washes his paws nnd
race, then he rolls over the titbit with
tils paws und washes them again. That
,s his last wush, for as soon us ho
touches his paws with his mouth he
Mils over dead. Wo got 37 xloztm In
sue warehouse like that the other
4ay." .
It's a Picnic Getting Ready for a Picnic
If you choose
Spaoih Olives Picldei Sweet Reliih Ham Loaf Veal Loaf
Oucken Loaf Fruit Preserve Jeffies Apple Butter
Luncheon Meats a .
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Fellow Feeling.
Mr. I-nndry, a wealthy though miser
ly man, was one day relating lo a
Quaker a tale of deep distress und
concluded by saying:
"1 could not but feel for film.
"Verilv. friend." replied the Quaker.
"thou didst right In that thou dldxt
feel for thy neighbor, but didst thou
feel In the right place? Didst thou
feel In thy pocket?"
ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST
As to Your Hair and Skin by Using
Cuticura. Trial Free.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heaL These
fragrant, super-creamy emollients pre
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which, if
neglected, tend to produco a state of
Irritation and disfigurement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
SOME FORMS OF HYPNOTISM
Many May Be Known to the Readers,
While Others Have A Flavor
That Is New.
Hypnotizing n hen Is a trick known
to most country boys. It Is an olil
experiment, llrst described by tiie Je
suit Kalher Athiiiinsliis Kircher. who
laid u ben on I lie table, held It firmly
for a Utile while, and drew a chalk
line in front of its eyes, with the re
sult that It remained us If in catalepsy.
In India It Is known that u cobra
caught by the neck nnd gently pressed
will soon become hi I IT und remain so
for u considerable time, either colled
up or out straight.
A frog fastened to a board ami
turned suddenly upside down goes Into
n trance. Other animals ure suscep
tible to this treatment, some more
quickly than others.
If you pick up a crab nnd wave II
In the air it becomes Immobile, u fe
male bending her legs over her ubdo
incii. a male sticking tliem out almost
straight. The same is true of the
fresh-water crayfish, only this resists
for n much longer time than the crab.
Among the Insects catalepsy- -com
monly known us "death feigning Is
common, and. according to Prof. Kr-
nest Mangold, the learned naturalist.
Is often ii means of saving the life
of the Insect,
What the Tea Leves Tell.
Do you know how to tell fortunes
In a tt up? It furnishes u great deal
of entertainment at n puny. This
Chinese rhyme explains It:
"One leaf, alone you'll be;
Two together, the priest you'll see.
Three together, your wish will gain;
Four, n letter from loving swain.
Five, good news the letter will bring;
Six In ti row, u song you'll sing.
Seven together, gootl fortune iiwults.
So say to you the teacups' fates.
Tea leaves large und ten leaves tail
Bring you company, great and small.
Tea leaves many and scattered tine
Is of bad luck the surest sign.
Tea leaves few and near the rim,
Your cup cf Joy oVrllows the brim."
One of the easiest ways for n man
to get niariieil Is to tell a young wid
ow that he Intends to remain u bache
lor.
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"DELICIOUS!
A New Use For This Word
The New Post Toasties are truly entitled to the
word "delicious."
They're distinguished by the tiny bubbles found
on each flake and they carry the full, rich flavour of
choice, white Indian corn not found in corn flake
of the past
i
And unlike common com flakes, they are not "chaffy"
in the package and don't grow mushy in milk or cream.
Note carefully the tiny bubbles then try a hand
ful dry to test the flavour. ' In comparison, other corn
flakes are as "chaff."
New Post Toasties
, Sold by Grocer everywhere.
Pork and Beans
Ready to Serve
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H f F WTC Sll tioowhold prciaiilMi bi( Bmllta,
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Snow-Vt hlt Cotton Ff.lt MattrM actml
rnM annuitant!! uitr : nitrnntl inrf I ut It,
llilnj daj tale. IMriia u faMarf. aiaaai, a
Utiorana ranw ,,rl.t. i.,u)ll M.Luuu.aiata.
1
l-'ew wtuiieu who dive into the se
of matrimony manage to bring ujf
pearls.
if too on Avi nrF.M
Suffer with Klirumatit.ni or Nrurlla, aral
c-lironlp, write (or my t REE BO.-K on lUM-uma,
Horn UaCaum and Cure Miwt wnndrrmMwuk
pver K-rltK-n, It' altaolutrly FKhtt. Joaaa JL
tuao, t-itpu C W. ilruckluu, Mumi. Adf.
A Long Run.
"This bill has been running now fo
three mouths," said the collector.
"Dear me," said the debtor, "how
tired it must he!" Detroit Free Press.
Nothing Relieves Tender, Aching Feet
like a hot foot bath with Jchnson's Foot
Soap. Composod of Borax, Bran and
Iodine. At Druggists or sent postpaid
for 2.".c by Thos. Gill Soap Co., 711
Kent Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. Adtr.
JOKES THAT ARE HISTORIC
Shop Witticisms Inflicted on Every
Newcomer That Joins ta'e Ranks
of the Real Workers.
You have no doubt nil hoard of !!
"left-hand monkey wrench" which ev
ery new apprentice In u wagon works
Is sent after, nnd of the "Italic thin
space" which the printer's devil usual
ly Is sent to get, but Wllllni.i S. Coy.
county superintendent of schools, hit
hard on one not unite so well knows
when he assumed his duties us u ixiok
kecper In a plumbing shop during one
of tho vacations of his high school
days.
There was grumbling among tbo
bunds because of something that
neighboring plumber bail borrowed
and which he bad failed to return.
The bookkeeper finally decided to hHp
out and offered to go to the borrower
ami secure the needed article. HI
offer was oulckly accepted.
"What Is It?" he Inquired.
"We want our pipe stretcher, an
swered one of the hands.
The bookkeeper went to the other
shop and to several others looking for
tills particular article before It oc
curred to lilm that It would be n t
ciiliar kind of a tool. Indeed, that
could stretch un iron pipe. Colmubu
Dispatch.
In the 1T years that copper hat
been nipie.l In Alaska about 2"2O.0OO,
IMtO pounds have been produced.
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