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HOW MRS. BEAN
MET THE CRISIS
Carried Safely Through Change
of Life by Lydia E. Pinkham'a
Vegetable Compound.
NaoYflla, Twin. "When I was going
through tho Change of Life I had tu
HI
mor M large as a
child's bead. Tho
doctor faid it was
three years coming
and cave me meui-
cine for it until I
was called swsy
from the city for
iome time. Of
course I could not
'go to him then, to
my sister-in-law told
l m .'Li
e that she thought
T.Hi E. Plnlchsm's Vcfreteble Com
pound would cure It It helped both
the Change of Life and the tumor and
when I got home I did not need the doctor.
I took the Pinkham remedies until the
tumor was gone, the doctor said, and I
hare not felt It since. I tell every one
bow I was cured. If this letter will
help others you are welcome to use it"
Mrs. E. II. Bean, 625 Joseph Avenue,
Jiaidivillo, Tenn.
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jo Lynn, MaM.
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illannneaa. a mil too people (rdorie
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The Master's Re
ception Evening
By REV. HOWARD W. TOPE
of the Hocdy Dibla luatitut
of Chicago
TEXT Not forakln the nanembilng ot
OureflvM togotlier.-llub. 10:25.
I. The Ideal prayer mooting never
happens. If It lis good mooting, some
body has put
prayer and
thought and work
Into It. The laws
of grace are as
rigid, and as re
liable, too, as the
laws of nature.
"Heovon may bs
had tor tho ask
ing," says the poet,
but the Ideal
prayer mooting
cannot. It Is as
true here as else
where that "what
soever a man bow
eth, that shall he
also reap."
Ilenco the leader should prepare
rarcfully. The hymns can bo select
ed; one person can be asked to pray
for the sick, another for tho absent,
and so on. Attention to dotalls helps
Immensely. But especially should the
leader wuit upon God in prayer until
his heart burns with love, and his soul
Is sensitive to the faintest whisper
of the Holy Spirit. If athletes train
for a boat race or a ball gamo, simply
to secure the applause ot people suro
ly the Christian can afford to train for
a spiritual conflict where all the forces
of heaven and hoi! are arrayed against
each other, where elornal dcBtinles are
ot stake, and where every part of tho
service Is watched with keenest so
licitude by "so great a cloud of wit
nesses." Not only tho lender, but nil the mem
bers should prepare. Let them read,
think and pray over the subject. Let
them deny themselves daily, for a
godly life Is the best preparation for
an Ideal meeting. Let them gather up
spiritual strength all the week and
concentrate It upou this service, mak
ing It tho supreme hour of the week,
the hour
When henven comci down our aouls to
UP!,
And glory crowna mercy-teat.
II. The Ideal prayer mooting hitman
phject as well as a subject a dellnite
object, never to be forgotten by tho
lender or tho -workers.
What Is that ihjuct ? It Is not
simply to have an Interesting meetinir.
A service may be Interesting, and ypt
ba so devoid of spirituality ns to sue
post only, "sounding brass nnd tinkling
cymbals." The re:d object Is to
awaken spiritual emotion, to bring the
soul fnco to face wl.h Cod, to klndln
fires ot devotion until the altar Is all
ablazo with the sacrifice of willing
hctirta. and thore comes over the audi
ence that Indescribable thrill and holy
hush which betokens the presence of
Go'', and which makes every heart
rendy to say, "0 Cod, thy will be
done."
This la tho truo object of a prayer
meeting to bring '.-very soul to tho
point whore II Is willing to do Its duty,
so that decisions may bo mado and re
sults may bo secured right then and
there. At the closo of a meeting
whore the thnmo as temperance the
tide of fooling roto so high that 61
young men and womtn signed a total
abstinence pledge nnd thereby com
pletely revolutionise! the temperance
sentiment of that church.
Whatever tho suljoct of the meet
ing, never loso sight of tho object.
Fooling which does not lead to action
Is of questionable value.
III. Tho Ideal mooting Is cheerful,
social and hearty. I Have a bright car
pet on the floor, appropriate pictures
on the wall, flowers on the table, and
tho room seated with chairs. Make It
look as little llkt a church, and as
much like a home as possible. Lay
off hats, wraps nnd jvershoes. Let the
whole atmosphere of the service be
bright, breezy and iboerful.
Have a "smile-'Su-up committee" at
the door to welcupo strangers and to
distribute the atdlence widely the
small boys apart from each othor. the
workers near the (nconvarted. and the
timid ones near Hie more spiritual.
Into this "rest Jjr the weary" come
wtth your thanksgiving and rejoicing.
Make the welkin
king with song. Let
the most splrltu
members lead in
ong devotional at
pruyer until a
mosphere has beif created, which will
make It easy fc
anyone to confess
above all, sincere,
Christ.
Do simple, an
especially In pr;i
or. Kememrjor tne
Quaker sho was
share tho room of
another nt a con
knelt and prayei
ntlon. After ha had
the Qunkcr took his
hat nnd prepari
to dopart. "Hold
on," said tho o
er "I thought you
wero going to s--
and tho night with
me." "I was." a
Id the Quaker, "but
sinco I heard yof ptuy I hnve changed
my mind. If you .ire the kind of a man
you Enid you wfe ! your prayer, 1 am
afraid to sloop tilth you.'"
Be cheerful! 'mil had his d I scour
agomonts. but I - kept them to him
self. Cultivate t in hnhlt or handshak
ing, and do not a ait for an Introduc
tion. In short, Arlve to be
One' of the aplrlt rliown by heaven to
turn i
The eunnyslde of tUnga to human eye.
IV. The Ideal meeting Is one In
which all take pari. Thore are somo
things that lie within the reach of all.
I You ran All up the front seats, and
muB support me leader. You can
speak early In the mooting, and ono
Kentence then la worth a doren later
on.
Anyone can repeat a verse of Scrip
ture, and If It Is aelectod with care
and prayer, God will Ug9 u t0 strength
en the saints and to carry conviction
to klnners. rtememhor that the Word
of God la the sword of the Spirit, Use
tt for a purpose, and expect results.
'
') 1
INIlTWONAL-
SiwrSaiooL
Lesson
(By R. O. SELLERS. Acting Director of
Hiimiay School Course of the Moody
Bible institute, Chicago.)
(Copyright, 111. Wteurn Newapapar Union.)
LESSON FOR APRIL 2
CONVERSION OF PAUL.
LEBSON TEXT Acta SI (See Io
Oal. 1:11, 17: 1 Tim. 1:12, 17).
GOLDEN TEXT Faithful la the aaylna;
and worthy of all acceptation, thnt
Chrlal Jcaue came Into the world to iv
alnncra: of whom I am chief. I Tim.
1:15 R. V.
Nc other man, save our Lord, hna
medo such an Impress upon history
as the "Jew of Tarsus." Read care
fully and repeatedly Acts, chapters
9:22, 23 and 26.
I. Saul the Man. (1) Physically. We
know but little of Saul (see Iiamsey,
Conybcare and others), but we know
from his labors that he was a man
of trcmondous vitality. Distant Da
mascus know of his work (v. 13) and
he himself testifies as to his activities
(22:3-28:11). (2) ReliQiousty ho be
longed to tho strictest of the strict,
the Pharisees (26:5-9-11). His anger
at Josus and the disciples was a con'
umlng passion; literally, he "breathed
threatening and slaughter" (v. 1). In
all his violence he was conscientious,
but yet he was awfully and terribly
wrong, nnd what Is more, his actions
were not alone against the disciples
but against Jesus (v. 6). (3) Politi
cally Saul was perfectly legal In keep
ing the law and In his executions In
the name of the law. Doubtless a
member of the Sanhedrim (26:10), his
hatred know no pity; It Included all
who believed In Jesus. (4) Mentally
this man transcends all who have ever
followed Jesus. A man of Intense con
victions, a slave to a misdirected con
science, a titan of gigantic force and
power once In the right channel.
II. Saul Saved. (1) This man was
first humbled (v. 4). Cod put forth
his hand to save the elect at Damas
cus, though he let Saul go a long way
In his mad caroer. When he did act.
It was "suddenly" and by means of
the glory of Christ's resurrection
(v. T. I. Cor. 15:8). Though it was
"about noon," yet this glory outshone
the brightness of tho Syrian sun
(ch. 26:13). Many who speak boM
blasphemous words would also be
cast down did they but really see his
glory. (2) Saul Is not loft thus strick
en, but It Is called from above (v. f).
The question of Jesus (v. 4) was a
most startling one and that, with the
answer to his honest inquiry, convict
ed him of what must have been a lurk
ing suspicion In his mind, viz.: that he
was wrong nnd Josus was truly tho
Messiah. Then follows the question
of an humble man (t. 6) nnd the clear
Instructions as to bis immediate con
duct. III. Saul Sent. Tho first evidence
of tho change wrought In Saul was:
(1) Obedience (v. 8). His companions
heard but did not understand. There
Is no contradiction (v. 7, Acts 22:9),
as this Is the translation used else
where. Saul Is given three days for
meditation (v. 9), and he mado good
use of tho time. (2) Praying (v. 11).
The result wos (3) a vision (v. 12)
(not only one. as there ore others re
corded) which resulted In changed In
dividuals nnd nations. Put his vision
v.np (4) a thorough commission (v.
15). (a) to the Romans "kings,"
(b) Greeks "Oentllcs," and (c) Jews
"children of Israel." Along with his
vision and commission there was giv
en enabling power, the enduement of
the Spirit. The agent God chose for
the bestowing was Ananias, not an of
ficial, merely "a certain disciple."
The gift of the Spirit for power and
scrvlpo Is not necessarily by the "lay
ing on of hands." It came to Mr.
Moody as he walked the streets ot
Now York without earthly compan
ions. But the other conditions were
fulfilled, a repentant, prayerful mnn
and a rendy and obedient servant who,
though filled with fear and protest (v.
13, 14) yet takes God at his word
and goes at once to his task. As we
read verses 17 and 18 we discover
that this special filling of the Spirit
was very evldontly givon to Saul be
fore he received Christian baptism
read the ordor of events carefully.
God's gift or the Holy Spirit for
testimony nnd service Is not tho per
qulalte of the church, priesthood, nor
the result of any order of ceremony
followed by men. Jesus' Instructions
to Ananias were very simple and
plnln; most of the great events that
have chnnged the courses of history
havo also beon hinged upon like sim
ple action. Ananias had no Instruc
tions about the Holy Spirit, only to re
store Saul's sight. Much ns he dread
him, ho salutes Saul as "brother" (v.
17) In the nnmo of the "Lord Jesus"
such Is tho only true brotherhood
that stands the acid test of time and
image. Josus is. outside of the Gos
pels (II. Cor. 5:16), always referred to
as Lord, and we do well to follow the
Bible example.
IV. Saul Serving (1) At Damascus.
Saul Is given refreshment (he always
lays emphasis upon the body) and
straightway began to testify to the
amazement of the people. From Gal.
1:15, 17 It Is plain that he did not
remain all of the time In the city, nor
did he st once return to his friends In
Jerusalem. This period Is simitar to
the "hidden years at Nazareth" which
our Lord spent ere he began bis mln
iBtry.
It as a time ot rest, reflection,
analysis, modltation and formulatloi
of his "gospel" (Rom. 3:19-28).
(2) At Jerusalem. His testimony
was distasteful at Damascus (v. 83-25)
and so he sought Jerusalem, only there
also to find distrust and rejection.
Then Barnabas did a great work
for the Kingdom by showing his broth
erly fellowship and trust and becom
ing sponsor for him to the early
church,
It was not long ere he had to flee
Jerusalem and finally return to his
chlldhor,! home. Tarsus IT. 81).
E
GRAIN REPORTS
In Its issue ot Fobruary 24th, 1916,
the Wadena (Minn.) Pioneer Journal
has the following
Oats
115 Bushels
Per Acre.
letter from West
ern Canada written
by Walter Glocdeu,
who is renewing
bis subscription to his homo paper:
"The times we are having up here
re very good In splto ot the war. I
have had very good crops this fall
and we are having very good markots
tor It all. Wheat went from 30 to 60
bu. to the acre, oats from 60 to 100 bu.
to the acre. I had an 18-acre field of
oats which yielded me 115 bu. per acre
by machine measure, so I think this
Is a pretty prosperous country. I
have purchased another quarter sec
tion, which makes mo now the owner
of thrco-quarterf of a section of
land. The weather was very nice this
fall up to Christmas, then we had quite
severe weather, but at the present
time It Is very nice again."
"I lived many years In Alber'a: filed
a homestead In the Edmonton district;
own property In
several parts of Al-
One of the
Best Countries
t Ever Saw.
berta. I found It
one of the best
countries I ever
saw; Its banking system Is better than
tiiat ot the United States; one quarter
soctlon I own, with about $4,000.00
worth of Improvements, pays $18.00 a
year taxes. All tax is on the land; im
plements and. personals are not taxed.
I was secretary-treasurer of Aspolund
school district for two years. My du
ties were to assess all tho land in the
district, collect the tax, expend It ($!,
000.00 a year), hire a teacher, etc., for
th sum of $25.00 a year. Some econ
omy, ch!
"All school nnd road taxes are ex
pended in the districts where they are
collected. Thero nro no other taxes.
Land titles are guaranteed by the gov
ernment and an abstract costs fifty
cents. Half of the population of Al
berta ore Americans or from Fastern
Canada. (Sgd.) WILL TRUCKEN
MILLER." Advertisement.
Doubtful Optimist.
"Are you an optimist?"
"Yes. I think the world Is getting
better every day, although I must ad
mit It looks like an exceedingly pain
ful convalescence."
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Falling Hnlr Use Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.
When the scalp Is Itching becauso of
dandrul find eczema a shampoo with
Cutlcura Soap and hot water will bo
found thoroughly cleansing nnd sooth
ing, especially if shampoo is preceded
by a gcntlo application of Cuticura
Ointment to tho scalp skin.
Frco samplo each by mail with Bock.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L.
Coston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
City Without Private Houses.
In one rcspoi t a point not so flat
tering to metropolitan complacency
Now York Is unlquo among great
cities: Manhattan la a city witlmui
private houses. In the last fifteen
years few private dwellings have been
built, except those of millionaires. In
that sam". period thousands of the old
brown stone fronts of a previous geu
eratlon have been dismantled to make
way for tenements and apartments.
Forty years the city has been under
go ng a process of "tenementlzatlon."
New York is a city almost exclusively
of tenements am' apartments that Is
its most striking architectural and
social character'stlc.
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Urlo Acid
Which Clogs the Kioneys and
irritates the Bladder.
Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
god and need a flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
In the kidney regton, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply muBt keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces ot Jad
Salts from r.ny good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a tew days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from tho
acid of grapes and lemon Jules, com
bined with lithla, and la harmless to
flush' clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. It also neu
tralizes the acids in the urino so it
no longer Irritates, thus ending b'ad
dcr disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithla
water drink which everybody shouM
take now and then to keep their kid
ncys clean, thus avoiding serious com
plications. A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while It is only trouble. Adv.
All He Wanted and More.
"Did you ever have all yor wanted
of anything?"
"Yes; two things advice and wa
ter." EMxrn runrrt worth its WFioni
IN OOl U IN THK I'll It irTINKN.
1 eontrwtd miliaria In If., and after a
frnn' frulllnw trrntment br a prominent
Witxhlnfton phyalclan, your llllxlr liHbM
entirely cured me. On arrlTlim litre I came
down with tmplcoJ malnria the woret fonn
nd ernt home for llabftk. Avnln It
proved He value It la worth Ite wrisbt In
Gold here. Urn-tie O'Hniran, Troop t Stb
V- 8. CalrT, Blayan. Philippine.
lillalrHab k-ftOeenta, all drufirlawor br
Prprla Poet preukid. from fcUoeaeweU at Co.
Waalilugtou, U
There's many a slip 'twlxt the cup
and Hp. but only one between a man
and the sidewalk.
The trouble with hitting the bottle
(s that it's apt to strike back. '
I.OLDUUURT PROCEDURE
SOME: rVHAT DIFFERENT ' FROM
THAT OF THE MODERN DAY.
Elaborate Ceremonial and Dignified
Proceedings Were Frequently Dis
pensed With In the, Early Days
of the Country.
"Oyei! Oyezl Oyer! Know ye
all that the honorable circuit court
of Peoria county now stands convened
pursuant to adjournment."
This Is the impressive ceremony
used and tho words spoken aloud when
circuit court judges step to the bench.
In federal courts all spectators and at
taches are required to arise and re
main standing until the court has been
seated.
In the days of 1818 to 1S30 things
were different, as early historical roc
ords show, observes the Peoria Trib
une. Records of those days show one
Incident in which Judge John Rey
nolds was seated on the circuit bench
in Washington county when the fol
lowing procedure was followed:
"Eoys, come in. Our John is going
to hold court," the sheriff said to tho
spectators, Jurors and attorneys who
hud gathered on the grass in the court
house yard.
Tho courts In those days were held
mostly in log houses or in barrooms
of village taverns fitted up for tho pur
poso, with a temporary bench for tho
court and benches and chairs arranged
for tho Jurors, lawyers and spectators.
In general, the Judges were adverse
to rendering decisions on points of Iuw
and preferred to submit all questions
to tho Jurors for a decision.
Ono Instance Is cited when attorneys
requested tho court to instruct the Ju
rors on questions of law. The Judge
after rubbing his head and face with
his hands and reflecting a few m
ments, said to tho lawyers:
"Why, gentlemen, tho Jury under
stands It; they need no instructions;
n doubt they will do justice in this
case."
Tho same Justice presided In a case
ft a man named Green who was con
victed of murder. It beenmo the un
pleasant duty of tho Judo-e to pass sen
tence upon tho man. He called tho
prisoner beforo him and said:
"Mr. Green, the Jury says you aro
guilty of murder and the law says yon
are to bo hung. I want you and all ot
your friends down on Indian creek to
know that it is not I who condemn you.
It is the Jury and tho law. Mr. Green,
what tlmo would you liki to bo hung?
Tho law allows you time for prepared
ness."
"I am ready nt any time, your honor.
Thoso who kill tho body have no power
to kill tho soul. My preparation is
mado and I am ready," was tho reply
of tho prisoner at tho bar.
"Mr. Green, it is a very serious mat
ter to bo hung; It can't happen to a
man but onco in his lifo. You had br.t
ter take all tho timo allowed. I will
give you until this day four weeks,'
was tho sentenco of tho court.
James Turncy, attorney general
who was prosecuting tho case, remind
cd tho court that it was tho duty of tho
Judge to warn tho prisoner of tho con
sequences he was facing, to reprovo
him for his guilt, and to warn lilra
against tho Judgment in the world to
conio. Tho court replied:
"Oh, Mr. Turney, Mr. Green under
stands tho whole matter; ho knows ho
has got to be hung; you understand
It, don't you, Mr. Green?"
No Wonder She Chuckled.
In a name there was embarrass
ment for ono woman. Her name was
Mrs.' Fish. In the lobby of a Ilroad-
way hotel she met Mrs. Roach, and
whllo she was conversing with her
along carno Mrs. Crabb. "Why, this
is a pleasure, Mrs. Fish," breezily said
Mrs. Crabb. Mrs. Fish saw tho em
barrassment of tho situation and hesi
tated before introducing Mrs. Crabb
to Mrs. Roach. And when sho did Mrs,
Crabb, who was a youthful matron,
saw the humor of the situation and
gave vent, to a loud chuckle. Mrs.
Roach was a dignified woman who had
crosspd the Rubicon of life. She froze
up immediately. "Who Is this bols
torous person, Mrs. Fish?" she asked,
at the same time giving Mrs. Crabb
the icy staro. "I must bo going, any
way; so glad to have met you." And
as Mrs. Roach departed Mrs. FIhIi
pnd Mrs. Crabb, who were both young
enough to be in the swim, laughed up
roariously.
Seventeen Warrior Presidents.
It is interesting at this time, when
the whole world Is talking about tho
greatest of all wars, and our president
goes out to talk about preparedness.
to mention tho fnct that 17 of the 20
presidents were soldiers Washington,
Jdffor3on, Madison, Monroe, Jackson,
Harrison, Taylor, Pierce, Lincoln,
John.ton, Grant, Kayos, Garfield, Ar
thur, Harrison, McKiulcy and Roose
velt. Flustered Savant.
"Is Professor Diggs still Interested
In Etyptolosy?"
"Oh, yos, but ho hid a rather trying
expntienco recently."
"What happened to hira?"
"11-3 was asked by some of tho local
stage consors just how far, In has opin
ion, in oriental daucer should bo per
mitted to go."
Too Good.
"I hear you're thinking of buying a
new car."
"Tag. My chauffeur complains that
the old one doesn't git out ot repair
oftoa enomrh."
Doctoring Mania.
Some women are so thoroughly In
oculated with the doctoring mania that
when baby Is entirely well and the old
man's grippe has disappeared, she will
Imagine the old cow is alck and nearly
dose her to death.
Willing to Be Heroic,
"Some men is so salt-forgetful,'
said Uncle Eben. '"dat doy a almost
rllllti' t fnlrsft. Halt Vt ra nt m arrl ri
epidemic foh de sake ct seeln' other
people suCer."
Hot Water Each Morning
Puts Roses in
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To look one's best and feel one's
beBt is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous day's waste, sour fermenta
tions and poisonous toxins beforo it is
absorbed into the blood. Just as coal,
when It burns, leaves behind a certain
amount oi incombustible material in
the form of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave In the ali
mentary organs a certain amount of
Indigestible material, which if not
eliminated, form toxins nnd poisons
vhlch are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are In
tended to suck In only nourishment to
sustain the body.
If you war.t to see the glow of
healthy bloom In your cheeks, to sec
your skin get clearer and clearer, yon
ere tola to drink every morning upon
arising, a glass ot hot water with a
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate
in it, which is a harmless means of
washing the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
toirols, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
Prying Cow Storms Trench.
Thor Skongaard may work with a
periscopo when he is digging here
after. He was plying pick and shovel In an
excavation at Tliirty-tlfth and Ly.ndale
avenues N., when a largo object
lurched to tho edge of the holo and
dropped in.
It was a cow.
Sho stuck so tight that It took two
tiro companies to hoist her out and
release tho workman.
Skongaard resumed his labors.
Minneapolis Journal.
The Remedy.
"Would you like some tonic on your
hair?" asked the barber. "I've got
something hero that will positively
Rtop It from coming out."
"I don't believe It," said tne man In
tlK clair. "Tho only thing that will
stop my hair from coming out Is a di
vorce." Important to Mothers
Examine caieiully every bottle of
CASTORIA.a safe and suro remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Dears the
Signature
In Vse for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Custoria
Polite Man.
Landlady 1 hate to remind you of
your board bill. ;
Mr. Slowpay Don't mention It-
Adam's apple was given to him to
remind him of the time when ho got
It in the neck.
I)r. Pierce'a Tcllcta re best for liver,
boweln and htomach. One little Pellet for
a luxative three for a cathartic Adv.
If you are In a hurry avoid the train
of thought.
BACKACHE AND KIDNEYS
Dear Mr. Editor:
For tho benefit of others, I gladly
give this statement regarding the
merits of "Anuric." Am nearly 7G
years of ago. I suffered from back
ache, weak back, rheumatism, and
could not control the excretion of the
kidneys. I can safely say that "An
uric," the new discovery of Dr. Tierce,
of Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., has
done mo more real good thai anything
I have ever taken tor these ailments.
Signed Mrs. N. M. Flint
NOTE: A new remedy, called "An
uric," has been discovered by Dr.
Tierce. It cures backache, headache
and the darting pains and aches of
rheumatism, kidney and blnddcr
troubles. This "Anuric" is 37 times
moro potent than llthia, and dissolves
uric acid, as hot water docs sugar.
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.uc, ana iuu
Wanted S0SOO
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Your Cheeks
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A sty
before putting more tood into the stom
ach. Girls and women with sallow skint,
liver spots pimples or pallid complex
ions, also thoso who wake up with
couted tongue, bad taste, nasty breath,
others who are bothered with head
aches, bilious spells, acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phot
phatcd hot water drinking and aro as
sured ot very pronounced results la
ono or two weeks.
A quarter round of limestone phos
phate costs very llttlo at tho drug
storo but Is sufficient to demonstrate
that Just as sonp and hot wat.ir
cleanses, purifies and freshens the ekla
on tho outside, so hot water and lime
stone phosrhate act on the Inside or
gans. Wo must always consider that
Internal sanitation Is vastly more Im
portant than outside cleanliness, be
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities Into tho blood, while the
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance tha
heauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week and notice results.
Cuban Jute Substitute.
Malva tilier, the new Cuban substi
tute for Juto. Is a product ot malva
blanc.i lUrena lobaial, a large and
troublesome weed. Tho report of Unity
ed States Special Agent Garrard Har
rls shows that in tho experiments ol
tho last two years, the extraction has
been brought to a successful commer
cial stage; and the fiber, mixed with
jute, has been used for the soles ol
cloth shoes, about twonty tons having
been sold lost year at six cents a
pound. Tho hope of tho process own.
ers Is to make the material into the
2 .00:).ii(Hl sugar sacks annually need
ed In Cuba. It is c aimed that a 'lxfr
round sack of malva fiber can bo
nrnrt:ililv mn rUi.fpil nf 7 If, 1ft r-f-ntn.
while the normal cost of jute sacks is
IG to IS cents each, the war time price,
having risen to 2j to 110 cents.
Their Place.
"It's a wonder they don't tak
horses on Arctic explorations."
"What a foolish Idea!"
"Not at all. It's the ideal place for
old skates."
As Others See Us.
"I never forget a Joko that I onco
hear." rcmnrked llorem.
"And what's more," rejoined Diggs,
"you don't give your acquaintances
chance to, either."
ALLEN'S FOOT-EPB FOR TUB
TKOUl'H
Mnny wnr lone lioopluita have ordered
Allen's Fuot-Kuse, the nntls'P ic powder,
for tiPB among the troops. Shaken Into
the Bhoes and used in the foot-bnth,
Allen'a Foot-Kane Klvcn rent and comfort
mil malica walking a delight. Sold every
where, 25c. Try It today. Adv.
Once in a great while a man Is driv
en to drink, but ns a rule they trot
right up to it of their own accord.
Priests In the Greek church havo
their heads shaved quite bald.
IN THE SPRING
Now Is the time to bring to your aid
Dr. rierco's Golden Medical Discovery
(in tablet or liquid form). This won
derful remedy helps to restore stom
ach to Its natural health and strength
and to securo proper flow of tho di
gestive Juices, a good appetite and full
digestion of the food you eat. It in
vigorates the liver, regulates the bow
els and purifies and enriches the blood.
Dr. Tierce's Golden Medical Dlscor-
ory is absolutely free from alcohol and
injurious drugs. Us ingredients print
ed on wrapper. You can be certain It
is a truo blood-maker, tissue-builder.
and a restorative nerve tonic and that
It will produce no evil aftereffect.
Thousands probably mnny of your
neighbors arc willing to recommend
"Golden Medical Discovery" bemuse
it has made tneni stronger In b:dr,
braiu and nerve.
Farm Hands
of experience at once on the farms of
Western Canada
it . ....... . i
io replace me young larmers wno
have enlisted for the war. Good wages '
iT3tv' i a. -ii i j
season s wonc assured.
VV Thoro is no danger or,
possibility of Con
scription in Canada.