fHE FULTOfl COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA.
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It's a Picnic Getting Ready for a Picnic
you chooit ,
SpnUh Olivet Pieties Sweet Relish Ham Loaf Veal Loal
Chicken Loaf Fruit Pfeerve Jellies Apple Buttei
Luncheon Meat! gt Pork and Bean
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Chicago
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Candy Relieve Fatigue.
He value of candy Is recognized by
iiiary authorities. The British sol-
in France are reported aa con-
jjng "prodigious quantities of
lm-ih." A captain at the front with
British army reports that the can-
11 ban "five times the demand for
,t ttiat was exDected. and one-
h (he demand for beer." The Aus
.liana encamped In Egypt have eaten
the chocolate to be had in Cairo.
Jclmtlsts contend the sugar has
h food value and is a good sub-
ate for alcohol. Chocolate, for ex-
pie, is harmlessly stimulating. Sol-
have discovered what scientists
w before, that sugar will relieve
ipio quickly and give a sense of
neth that is real without the sub-
aent depression experienced by
m utio use spirits. Sugar and can-
4 are found to be useful not only
ihe physically tired, but to those
suffer mental exhaustion. West-
jiter (iazette.
An Insect Tragedy.
rst Mosquito What's become of
old friend?
econa Alosquuo ins was a norri-
lite. Those human beings poured
osme all over the place.
M. Hut he liked kerosene.
M. That was the trouble. He
rod himself with it, and then col-
ith a firefly.
The One Exception.
eryone seems to be here for
health," remarked the new arrival
:he summer resort.
Tw. everyone but the hotel pro-
nor," replied the guest who had
n there three days." Judge.
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Unmasked.
lira Who is that homely female
by the piano?
tr Why, that is aime. Los-
que, the famous beauty specialist.
coca was unknown until Mexico
discovered.
tve may not be blind, but It eel-
f(es its finish.
Corn on the Cob
-the Roasting Ear
Is not more delicious than the
New
ost . i oasues.
In the growth of corn there is a period when the
kernels are plumped out with a vegetable milk, most
nutritious (roasting ears). As it slowly ripens this
hardens and finally becomes almost flinty.
This nutritious part of the corn is cooked, sea
soned, rolled thin, and toasted by a new process which
enhances the true corn flavour.
Different from ordinary corn flakes, the New Post
Toasties have a distinctive form and flavour; and they
keep their appetizing crispness, even after cream or
milk is added.
These Superior Corn Flakes come oven-fresh in
tight wax-sealed packages; and they cost no more than
ordinary "corn flakes." Insist upon having
New Post Toasties
Your grocer has them now.
Ready to Serve
Food Products
IniUI on Lihby'$ ai
yut grour't
WAS "TOO POOR TO BE HURT"
Injured Street Sweepe. Fatally Hurt,
Struggles to Return to His Work,
but Death Clalrrt Him.
Frederick lilrkmer, a street sweeper
of New Iiochelle, N. Y., "too poor to
be laid, up by an accident," lie said,
was knocked unconscious when struck
In the back In the Telham road by a
motorcycle ridden by Frank Purdy of
Port Chester. Blrkmer, still uncon
scious, was being lifted Into an ambu
lance, when he regained his senses,
struggled to his feet and staggered
toward bis broom.
"Can't afford to be hurt," he mut
tered.
Purdy and a hospital surgeon forced
him into the ambulance. At the hos
pital his skull was found fractured. He
was prepared for the operating table.
A moment later he sprang from bed,
tore off the bandages, and, struggling
with an Interne, strove to reach a
doorway.
"I must go back," ho faltered.
Then he fell unconscious and died.
Friend in Need.
Four-year-old Donald was out on
the lawn, wrestling with a somewhat
older boy, ?nd getting decidedly the
worst of it. His quick wit thought
out a way to avoid defeat, so he
called out:
"Mamma, did you call me?"
Not receiving any reply, and be
ing on the verge of defeat, Donald
yelled desperately:
"Call me In, mamma; call me In
quick!" National Food Magazine.
Prlzi Drawing.
"1 bear Jack has fooled us all and
got married."
"Yes, he went way down lo New
Orleans for his bride. 1 understand
he had known her only a very few
days."
"Sort of a Louisiana lottery for
Jack, eh?"
Minnesota averages 35 bushels of
corn per acre.
The Forgiveness
of Sin
Br REV. L. W-. GOSNELL
AiiiMul la lU Dm, Mood? BilJe lutiiul
of Qucaio
TEXT UlfHBfd li he whose transgres
sion Is fciiKlvi'M, whose sin Is covered.
Blrsaed Is the nmn unto whom the Lord
Iniputeih nut Iniquity, find In whose spirit
there Is no guile. I'sulm 32:1, 2.
Psalm 32 Is supposed to have been
written after the vlBlt of Nathan to
David. The guilty
king has found
pardon for bis sin
and here voices
his gladness. In
our text, three
words are used to
describe our of
fenses against
God: "transgres
sion" mcanB rebel
lion against au
thority; "sin" Is
missing the mark,
both of God's
standard and our
anticipations; "In
iquity" Is distor
tion, crookedness. Likewise, three
words are used to describe God's gra
clous dealing with sin: it Is "forgiven,
lifted up as a burden; "covered, and
so hidden from sight; it Is not "Im
puted," but canceled like a dobt.
Men speak lightly of forgiveness
until a deep sense of sin settles upon
them, then they wonder whether their
guilt may be put away; they no longer
question the Bible teaching on the
punishment of sin, but find it dimeult
to believe In Its forgiveness. For such
troubled souls we have good news.
To begin with, the Bible revelation
of God Is full of comfort for them. Ho
Is "the Lord God, merciful and gra
cious, long suffering and abundant in
goodness and truth; keeping mercy for
thousunds. forgiving iniquity and
transgression and sin." God was re-
vealed In Jesus Christ, and we knew
our Lord's attitude to the penitent dur
Ing the days of his flesh. The woman
who bathed his feet with tears, the
shrinking adulteress, publicans and
sinners, all attest that there Is forgive-
ness with the God and Father of our
Lord Jesus Christ.
Peace Through the Cross.
But It Is at Calvnry, especially, that
assurance for the penitent Is found
Such a soul will not be satisfied light
ly. He demands that, for the awful
ness of his sin, some awful reparation
be made. But the cross fully meets
this demand. God's Son, our substl
tute, holy and undefl'.sd. hung there
and all God's waves and billows swept
over him. Calvary tells of love, indeed,
but It also tells of wrath, for the
wrath of God against sin exhausted It
self in the dark hour of the crucifix
ion. This Is the meaning of the Sa
vlor's cry, "My God, my God, why hast
thou forsaken me?" Gazing upon the
cross, the penitent may assure himself
that all that needs to be done has
been done and full pardon is provided
That such provision has been made
la further attested by the experience
of men. Luther tells us that the pains
of hell got hold upon him, but when
he looked to the wounds of Christ he
found pence. JoTin Wesley, after seek
ing rest for his soul for years, trusted
In Christ and felt his heart strangely
warmed and assured. Spurgeon was
so happy when, he experienced forgive
ness that he wanted to tell the crows
of the field about It. These men were
not deluded; the experience of Luther
led to the Reformation, that of Wesley
to tho Evangelical revival and that of
Spurgeon to years of a fruitful minis
try.
Sin Against the Holy Ghost.
But though so clearly attested, we
occasionally meet one who declares
this blessing Is not for him, for he has
committed the sin of which Christ
said It "hath never forgiveness" the
blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. But
what is this sin? As the result of
careful study one writer gives this
doflnitton: "The blasphemous mani
festation In word or deed of an Inter
nal state of soul to which a man has
arrived by a continual resistance and
Increasing opposition to the clearest
and most undoubted revelution of
God's spirit; which state, when once
attained, Is one of contemptuous and
malicious hatred of all that pertains
to the Son of God and which, by Its
very nature, is bound to manifest it
Belt as such." We never met a soul,
troubled over this sin, who gave evi
dence of Having descended to such
depths of willful opposition to Christ.
Indeed, one who has committed this
sin will not be distressed over It, and
the fact of distress Is itself an en
couragement. Over against all our
fears stands the word cf Christ, "Him
that cometh unto me I will In no wise
cast out."
How we should love bim who for
gives so much! the psalmist says,
"There Is forgiveness with thee that
thou mayest be feared," fear here
meaning reverent love. A story is told
of General Havelock which Illustrates
this text. One of his soldiers violated
regulations and continued to do so in
spite of discipline. Someone asked
the general If he had "tried forgiving"
the offender, and the suggestion was
acted upon. The Boldier was Bent for,
and came defiant, expecting another
reprimand. He was surprised when
his officer Bald, kindly: "Johnstone, I
have determined In the queen's name
to forgive you all these offenses." I ft
went away a subdued and changed
man and gave no further trouble. May
we learn the lesson: "There Is for
giveness with thee that thou mayest
be feared."
Doing One's Best.
My field may be stony or Bwampy,
my plow may be poor, my strength
small, the weather bad, but If "heart
ily, as to the Lord," I do the best I
can and look not back, but keep right
on, I am no failure. Maltble D. Bab
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Iniumtional
Lesson
(By K. O. BKI.I.KKS, Ai-tlng Director of
nimday School i nurse, The .Moody muie
Institute of Ctili ugo.)
LESSON FOR JULY 18
SOLOMON CHOOSES WISDOM.
LKSSON TKXT-I Kings 3:4-15.
GOLDEN TEXT The fear of Jelmvnli
Is the hi-Kliinlnn of wisdom. I'rov. 9:10
K. V.
Last week we hud the story of a
young man whose childhood was un
restrained and ungoverned, who
proved to be a sad failure, unable to
govern the kingdom ho bo much de
sired. Today, by contrast, we study
the llfo of a younger brother, who,
under better Influences, chose the way
that lends to true success. Emphasize
therefore the fact thut this Sunday Is
''Decision Dny."
I. Solomon's Part (vv. 3-9) (1)
Preparation (v. 3). Solomon was look
ing out of the open gateway of life.
Still the text suggests that there was
preparation for his hearing of God's
wonderful promise, "Ask what-1 shall
give thee." (a) He "loved the Lord"
(v. 3). It was a wonderful kingdom
David had bequeathed to his son
enough to entice any young man, yet
It was in the "statutes of David" and
In tho worship of Jehovah that Solo
mon had his chief delight, (b) He
"went to Glbeon" (v. 4) because there
at the tabernacle (the temple was
not yet built) Jehovah particularly
manifested himself to the people (I
Chron. 21:2!t; F.x. 29:42. 43 It. V.).
The peoplo were still ndherlng to the
ordinance found in Fx. 20:24.
(2) Presentation (v. 4). He offered
"burnt offerings," a thousand, when
legally one would have sulllced. The
tabernacle was a type of Christ (John
1:14 H. V. and John 14:6) and each
of the one thousand sacrifices also
pointed forward to the Christ. The
Christian has a better ground where
on to approach God (Heb. 10:1-22)
than that of countless sacrifices of
rams and bulls.
(3) Revelation (v. 5). God appeared
to Solomon in a dream, we have a
better revelation In Jesus and the In
spired Woril. Btill it was a real ap
pearance to him as subsequent events
prove. (Gen. 28:12, 13; Matt. 1:20;
Acts 18:9. 10). Scientists themselves
confess that they know comparatively
little about dreams. That God can
and does even In modern times give
us revelations of truth by such means
Is witnessed by the book by the late
Dr. A. J. Gordon, "How Christ Came
to Church." That dream transformed
a pastor. Dreams are, however, most
probably the "concentrated essence if
the main strrnm of waking thoughts."
Visions furnish Ideals and Inspira
tions. Let the church keep before It
self the vision of perfect church,
world and city of God. "Life is no
dream, but life Is nothing without
great dreams." Doctor Cope.
(4) Position (vv. 6, 7). In reply to
God's wonderful permission to Solo
mon, the setting before him of hla
infinite resources, Solomon first of
all acknowledged his debt to David,
his father. God's kindness, his faith
fulness and "bounty" (marg.) to
David had been according to the man
ner of his walking In "uprightness of
heart"; and to crown that kindness,
he, Solomon, Is "the son to sit on his
throne." This acknowledgment in
volved a definite obligation or
service for which Solomon felt
his unworthlness. It is such a
spirit that God delights to honor
and In response to It he has set
the Infinite resources of his power
(John 14:13, 14; 15:7; 15:16; 16:23,
24; Mark 11:24; I John 3:22; 5:14,
15). Solomon wns perhaps twenty
one years of age yet in God's sight he
Is but "a little child" teachable,
obedient, trusting.
(5) Petition (vv 8, 9). Seeing the
greatness of the responsibility now
resting (v. S) upon him Solomon's
plnn is for wisdom. Already ho had
shown that he had In him the root of
true wisdom (Prov. 1:7 and Golden
Text). Solomon seemed to realize hla
responsibility, first to God and then
to the people, for he Bald, "Who Is
able to Judge this Thy great people"
R. V. This is the true and right rela
tion of duty, public or private, God
first, the people afterward. Solomon
asked for a "hearing heart" (see R.
V. marg.). Such a request was of
more value than grent riches (Prov.
3:13-18) and was In line with his fa
ther David's petition (I Chron. 22:12;
29:19); another suggestion as to how
fathers should pray for their sons.
Christians may pray this same prayer
(James 1:5-7) and In addition have
the promise of One, the Holy Spirit,
who shall guide them Into all truth
(John 16:13). It Is the Spirit's work
to Impart wisdom, and thus equipped
the. Christian is not overwhelmed by
a sense of his inefficiency or his re
sponsibility. In Kb last analysis this
petition 1b for the glory of God, and
as such must provail (Jas. 4:2, 3). It
represents the highest form of wis
dom, of moral integrity and discern
ment. II. God's Part, vv. 10-15. (1) His
Pleasure (vv. 10, 11). Solomon had
not asked for self, for pleasure nor
for earthly power and hence God'B do
light. God delights in an Intelligent
prayer (Trov. 15:8). It 1b a greater
thing to make a speech that pleases
God than one to please man. Verse
eleven tells of some of the things Sol
omon might have asked for, and
which doubtless many of us would
have asked under the same circum
stances. (2) His .performance (v. 12). But
Solomon made a more wise choice,
hence God's pleasure to do not only
all he had asked, according to his
human words, but more nlso (Eph.
3:20). His name has become a
proverb, synonymous with the great
est wisdom (v. 28, Ch. 4:29-34; 6:12,
etc.). Seeking what seemed to be the
minor thing God gave him the, best
I (Matt. 6:33; Rom. 8:32; Ch. 10:23-29)
and "that which thou hast not asked."
(Condiift-d by Hi Nations! Woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
WE WELCOME YOUI
"A Greeting to Newcomers From
Other Lands."
(This greeting. In seven different
languages and Illustrated with the
American flag In colors, Is given to
Immigrants landing at our different
ports of entry.)
We welcome you to our great Re
public! We welcome you to' Its free
public schools; its free libraries and
reading rooms; to the free picture
galleries and pleasant parks of our
great cities; to the vast grain fields
and rich farming lands of the Gol
den West, to your new home east,
west, north or south!! While you
will always love the beautiful flag
of your own land, we hope you will
also love our red, white and blue
flag with Its forty-eight shining stars
for the forty-eight states of this big
Republic, which stretches from the
Atlantic to the Tactile ocean. This
flag floats over free public schools,
which are attended by thousands of
boys and girls, who have come to us
from other lands.
Perhaps you lfft your steamer feel
ing sad and lonely because you wero
a stranger in a strange land. If so,
we hope It will comfort you to know
and realize that every member of tho
Woman's Christian Temperance Un
ion, a society organized in ten thou
sand cities, towns and villages of
America, is your sincere friend. We
hope some kind woman wearing the
little white ribbon bow, tho badge of
our organization, was the first to greet
you as you stepped upon our shores.
SVe wish we might take from your
heart all Its homesick feeling. We
hopo you will soon find a pleasant
homo In our country. Among our
members there are many women from
other lands and wo cordially Invite
you to Join us, and to help us Increase
tho prosperity of our country, and
make It a safer and happier nation.
Wo should love to have the boys and
girls unite with our temperance so
ciety for the children, called tho
Loyal Temperance Legion.
If you reached the United States
through the port of New York, you
tejolced to 6ee, as you entered the
harbor, the Goddess of Liberty the
majestic figure of a woman holding
aloft a flaming torch to enlighten the
world. Yes. this Is the land of true
personal liberty; for each Individual
has tho liberty to make the most of
himself or herself and to become a
useful, educated, upright man or worn
an. Some of the most prominent po
sitions In business and government
are filled by the children of parents
who were born In other lands. They
are the governing power In many of
our large cities, and In some of our
states. Thousands of Norwegians,
Swedes, Germans, Italians, and men
and women of other nationalities,
now Americans, are enthusiastically
aiding In our temperance work. When
you have become an American citl
len, we hope you will vote against
the saloon and against the manufac
ture and Bale of all alcoholic liquors
In many states, women as well as
men, are citizens and can vote.
The headquarters of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union are at
Evanston, Illinois, but wherever you
may make your home you will receive
from those who wear the little white
ribbon bow, a warm and true wel
come.
A DRAWING CAMPAIGN.
A small girl went home from school
at Ketchikan, Alaska, after a talk to
the children by Mrs. Cornelia Temple-
ton Hatcher, president of the territor
ial W. C. T. U.. and excitedly nn
nounced to her mother that Bhe was
"going to sign the mustard roll." Mrs
Hatchor repeated the Information to
her audience that night and told thorn
that the temperance forces Intended
to put considerable ginger Into the
campaigns for prohibition and the
children would supply a "right smart
of muBtard." The combination would
mnke a plaster that would draw every
dry voter to the polls on November
4, 1916.
WHOSE BOYS?
Recent Investigations show that
two-thirds of all the drunkards con
tract the drinking habit before they
are twenty-one years old, nearly one
third before they are Bixtcen, and
about Beven per cent before they are
twelve. The liquor dealers know this
and for business reasons they must
"create appetite" among schoolboys.
One family out of every five must fur
nish a recruit for the army of drunk
ards or the "trade" must go under,
and one wonders If the men who vote
for saloons are willing to furnish
their boys to help support them?
HELPS THE UNDERTAKER.
"If any man here," shouted the tern
perance speaker, "can name an honest
business that bag been helped by the
saloon, I will spend the rest of my
life working for the liquor people.
A man In the audience arose. "I
consider my business an honest one,'
he said, "and it has undoubtedly been
helped by the saloon."
"What Is your business?" yelled the
orator.
"I, sir," responded the man, "am
an undertaker."
MUST NOT DRINK.
"Regardless of previous records all
engineers and firemen caught In a sa
loon while on duty will be dismissed
from the servleu." So runs a recent
order of the Burlington Railroad, pro
mulgated by F. J. Johnson, superln
tendent lor Wisconsin, Minnesota and
Illinois.
BOURBON GOES DRY.
It hns been noted that la a recent
Kentucky, election Bourbon county
went dry and Christian county went
1 wet
It Didn't Work.
The crowded car was overflowing.
"Get off the step," the conductor
cried. "I've got to shut the door."
'Don't mind me," replied the man
on the step. 'Close It If you like. It's
rue that 1 have a couple of sample
packages of dynamite In my overcoat
pockets and the windows might be
broken and the roof blown off, but
don't hesitate on my account. I
haven't many friends, anyway, and
I don't think many would sorrow over
my early demise. Go ahead and close
your door."
Then the conductor closed It.
On Her : art It Was.
'So Alice married the rich Mr. Gil
der. Was It a love match?"
"Yes. Alice loves money."
Won't Do.
Tom Rather pretty girl, Isn't she?
Penelope Pretty enough, yes, but
absolutely no style Life.
After tho battle comes reward.
The Effects of Opiates.
TIIAT INFANTS are peculiarly susceptible to opium and Its various
preparations, all of which are narcotic, is well known. Even in the
eminent doses, if continued, these opiates cause changes in the func
tions and growth of the oeUs which are likely to become permanent, causing
Imbecility, mental perversion, a craving for alcohol or narcotics in later life.
Nervous diseases, such as intractable nervous dyspepsia and lack of staying
powers are a result of dosing with opiates or narcotics to keep children quiet
in their infancy. The rule among physicians is that children should never
receive opiates in the smallest dobes for more than a day at a time, and
only then if unavoidable.
The administration of Anodynes, Drops, Cordials, Soothing Syrups and
other narcotics to children by any but a physician cannot lie too strongly
decried, and the druggist should not be a party to it. Children who are ill .
need the attention of a physician, and it is nothing less than a crime to
dose them willfully with narcotics.
Castoria contains no narcotics If
signature of C'has. II. rletcher.
Genuine Castoria always bean tha
SUPPLIES ALWAYS ON HAND
British Claim to Have Made Transport
System to the Front as Perfect as
Is Possible.
When it Is mentioned that 2.000 tons
of goods food and other necessities
are sent every day from the base de
pots to the firing line of the British
army, some Idea of the gigantic task
of the army service will bo gathered.
This enormous weight of goods, says
Harold Hegble, comes almost entirely
from England, for we are not buying
in France even so perishable a neces
sity as milk. Vast stores are brought
from England and loaded Into sheds
at the base depots.
All day by motor dory and railway
truck supplies for the troops are sent
out from these base depots to stores
as near as possible to the firing lines.
And Just as reserves are accumulated
In the docks, so reserves are accumu
lated near tho front, since an accident
to the railways might cut off the fight
ing soldiers' supplies.
On one occasion there was a delay
on the railways of 36 hours, but not
only did the soldier at the front get
all his food and ammunition, but ho
did not even have to draw on the re
serves I have mentioned; regimental
stores were sufficient for his need.
Everything goes by clockwork. There
Is no room for an accident. London
Tlt-r.lts.
Reason for His Belief.
"I never saw such a superstitious
fellow as Bixby."
"What's his latest?"
"Why, he's been trying all the
morning to prove that 1915 Is an un
lucky year. He's manipulated the
figures 1-9-1-5 with addition, subtrac
tion, multiplication, division and the
rule of three."
"What has he found that seems un
lucky?" "Nothing, except that when he add
ed 1-9-1-5 together and subtracted the
total, 16. from 1915 It left 1899."
"Yes?"
"And that was the year he mar
ried."
Love Is a malady of the mind that
swells the head but makes $10 looU
like 30 centB.
Sandstorm Smith Was Reassured.
"Say, looky yur!" snarled Sand
storm Smith, tho widely-known Okla
ho man, emerging from the elevator
in a Kansas City hotel Ave minutes
after he had apparently retired to his
room for the night. "Who In the
blazes is that cuss in the next room
to mine?"
"A guest who was In an automobile
accident thlB afternoon," replied the
clerk. "The gasoline caught fire and
burned him pretty badly. I am sorry
his groans disturbed you, but"
"Aw, that's all right! 1 thought It
was one of them infernal cabaret per
formers practicing on an accordion."
Kansas City Star.
Gloomy Observation.
"Do you think the world is getting
better?"
"1 don't know anything about It."
replied the melancholy observer. "It
seemed to be doing very well for a
time, but, Judging from the European
news. I should say It Is suffering a
terrible relapse."
One Danger.
Optimist The world owes me a
living.
Pessimist Look out that it doesn't
declare a moratorium. Judge.
Their Effect.
"What was Elma giving her father
such warm thanks about?"
"Her new summer furB."
The trimming of a woman's hat Is
all on tho outside; that of a man's Is
all on the Inside.
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A father likes It, but a mother al
ways resents It when her son Is ritjed
"Bill" Instead of "William."
It's a wise man who can appear stu
pid at times but Borne men carry it
to excess.
It bears the
signature
His Views.
Preaklng away from the house, the
man hurried to his club, dropped into
a chair and breathed a long sigh of
relief. He had at last got away
from one aunt, three cousins and two
second cousins, up-country guests of
his wife.
A member sitting near laid aside
his paper Hnd asked: "How do you
stand on the subject of foreign re
lations?" "That is a fair question," returned
the other, "and deserves a fair an
swer. In principle and practice you
can put me down as favoring their
Internment In Schoharie county seven
days a week for 52 weeks each year
until 1963."
No Accounts Opened.
"Do jou charge things here?"
"Only storage batteries, madura."
Boston Evening Transcript.
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Try Mnrlna Kt Kmrlj for Krd. Wrak. Wali-r
Kvc and finnulai-(1 Kji-lidt; No Hmnrtirs
jiml Ke c-nmUTt. Wrll fur Hook of Inn Kf
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Train up a child In the way be
should go and It's doughnuts to fudge
he'll take a flyer In the opposite di
rection. On a Ladder.
Hampton How did you get the
paint on your coat?
fihodeB From the men higher up.
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Never Fails
! si beautiful color tm
GRAY HAIR
More than a half Cfnttiryof nucceM. I! your
dealer han't it, neml $1.00 and a largre bottle
will be seut you by parcel post.
MRS. S. A. ALLEN, 55 Barclay St.. Now York
Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Nine times in ten when the liver Is
right the stomach and bowels are right
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
gently butfirmlycom
pel a lazy liver to
do its duty.
Cures Cob-.
tipation. In
digestion,
Sick
Headache.4
and Diatress After Eating.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must beat Signature
Pimples X4
rashes, hives, rJd- fJ
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ness and skin blemishes can
be quickly removed with
Glenn's
Sulphur
Soap
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Delightful in a warm bath
I before retiring- soothes the I
W I nerves and induces refresh I a
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injure aaytkloi
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PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
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