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The Church and
the Liquor
Traffic
Br REV, JAMES M. CRAY. D. D.
Dua of Moody E&la laalitute
iCbns
TKXT Woo unto him that g-lvoth his
neighbor drink, that pultrst thy bottle to
him, that niiiKimt mm uruiiKun uiuo.
Habakkuk 2:15.
A demand Is frequently made on the
preacher to speak on the relation of
the church to toe
liquor traffic, but
the relation of the
church is deter
mined by the rela
tion ot the indi
vidual Christian.
What is that rela
tion? lxt me ask
myself the ques
tion, and seek to
answer It.
My relation to
the liquor traffic
Is that of a total
abstainer from all
intoxicating drink
as a beverage.
And why It is so?
For reasons of a personal character.
A Personal Testimony.
1. I believe alcohol would Injure
me physically. I have tried to make
myself Intelligent on the subject, ana
have read good authorities on both
sides of the case. While there is a
difference of opinion among wise men
as to whether alcohol may not some
times be given medicinally with bene
ficial results, there seems to be unan
imity that its use in any other way is
only harmful. As a man I may be in
different to my physical condition m
some respects, and be willing to pay
the cost of certain indulgences; but as
a Christian I am not at liberty to do
this, for if 1 am to glorify God in my
body, that body must be at Its beHt al
ways. 2. But what Injures me physically,
will sooner or later Injure mo morally
as well. Indeed the effects of alcohol
in this sphere are seen and adm'tted
more readily than in the othe and
yet they aro only the outgrowth of
the other. When man's physical and
mental powers are weakened his
moral strength is easily assailed, and
hence blasphomy, ingratitude, anger,
murder, licentiousness, dishonesty,
and the whole brood of vlleness and
iniquity that makes the civilized earth
a continual groan. My self-respect,
to name no higher motive for the mo
ment, will not permit me to deliberate
ly contribute to ihla misery and woe
3. It Is the injury to roe spiritually
though, that has the strongest power
in withholding the cup from my lips.
I know that I am an immortal being,
and that I must give account to him
who shall Judge the quick and the
dead. And I know that there Is for
me a future of eternal blessedness or
sorrow, and sorrow not only for what
I have lost, but for what I must ex
perience In retribution for my sins.
am afraid of hell, and I am not afraid
to say that I am afraid of hell. The
drunkard shall not inherit tho king
dom of heaven, at.d I want to Inherit
It, pnd I will not bo such a fool, God
helping me, as to sell that birthright
for a drink of beer or a glass of toddy.
My Duty to My Neighbor.
But all this is merely personal, It
is my duty to myself; but my obllga
tion Is broader, and I have a duty to
my neighbor too.
1. There Is tho duty of my exam
pie. The apostle Paul by Inspiration
of the Holy Spirit brings this out very
clearly in Chapter 8 of First Corln
thlans. I may feel that personally 1
am at liberty to do as I please in a
matter of this kltd, I may "drink It
or let It alone," but not if somebody
clce will bo cnused to stumble because
t do not let it alone. I may thus cause.
hlra to perish for whom CMst died
find it wIU bo difficult under euch cir
cumstances to give n account of my
stewardship with Joy.
2. There is the duty of my vote.
What right have I as a Christian citi
zen to cast my ballot for a traffio that
damns men's souls? There was a
time in my experience when I was
not so keen noon this point. I felt . I
had done my whole duty when I
preached tho Gospel and showed men
how they might be saved from sin
through '.'alth In Jesus ChriBt. I still
believe this paramount, and nothing
must be permitted to stand in its way,
but I have not done all when I have
done that. There is the dram shop on
the corner, a snare set by the devil for
my neighbor's feet As a Christian cit
izen, I have the privilege and respon
sibility of saying whether I would
have it there or not, and I can preach
the Gospel with more consistency
end power when by my ballot I an
swer no.
This brings me to the text. Who
s giving his neighbor drink? Who is
putting the bottle to his Hps? Who
is making him drunk? Is It straining
the situation to say that the state
does this when it legalizes the sale of
intoxicating drink and profits by it?
But what is the state in a democracy,
except the aggregation of the individu
als who compose It? And who are
these Individuals in great proportion
save those who profess to know Gcd
and Jesus Christ bis Son, and obey his
commandments? O church members
let us throw off our lethargy and In
difference, and In the light of the sec
ond great table of the law, clear ou
skirts of our brothers' W""'
Quits Useless.
PaBtor (from the pulpit) The col
lection which we took up today Ib for
the savages ot Africa. The trouser
buttons which some of the brethren
have dropped in the plate are conse
quently useless.
Honeymoon Cloud.
Having registered their vows and
signed the marriage register, the
happy pair stepped out to the waiting
taxi. Pointing to the busy meter, the
bridegroom said: "Here's-where we
register a kick."
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iiflOMONAL
SUNMYSfflOOi
Lessor
(By E. O. bKLl.EHS, Act Ins; Director of
Sunday School Course ot Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago.)
LESSON FOR JUNE 6
NATHAN REBUKES DAVID.
LKSSON TEXT-II Bflmucl ll:ZM2:7a,
GULDEN TKXT Create In me a clean
heart O God. Psalm 61:10.
This Is a lesson that demands great
care In Its presentation and treatment,
which will differ widely according to
age. For the younger the briefest sort
ot statement that David fell in love
with Uriah's wife and to obtain her
had her husband killed will be suffi
cient. With such, throw the emphasis
upon the danger of harboring evil
thoughts and the need of heart purity
(see Golden Text).
With adults, however, some time
may be devoted to tbe social evil
which is such a menace to every na
tion, care being taken lest the discus
sion become morbid, or that we neglect
to emphasize the fact that the cure
Is not In regulation or reformation but
in the regeneration ot the human
heart
I. David's Many Good Deeds, II
Samuel, 7 and 9. As a background
for his most repulsive sin David had a
long list of excellent deeds. His de
Blre for a better abiding placo for the
ark was not according to God's will
for two reasons: first, that nu ornate
house might easily corrupt, through
idolatry, the splrtuallty of the Hebrew
religion; second, David was a man of
war and therefore not qualified tor
templo building. Though denied, David
did not despair, but at once provided
that his successor carry out his desire.
II. D2vld's One Great Sin, II Sam
uel, 11:6. David's victories over his
enemies are dismissed In a few
verses, yet his sin Is set forth in de
tail anotb.tr evidence of the divine
origin and inspiration of the Bible.
David hud followed tho exnmple of
neighboring kings and taken to him
self many wives, evidently regarding
his fancy as supreme and himself as
above the law. David was oft guard
in the matter ot temptation, a danger
ous position for all, both soldier and
civilian. David had bad too long and
too great a period of success and pros
perity after his long period of priva
tion, and this led to carelessness and
pride. David was "off duty," indulg
ing in case while Joab did his fighting
As a result he became an adulterer
and a murderer, and the record in no
way seeks to palliate his guilt From
all this the record brings to us many
important lessons. Outwardly pros
oerous and bis army successful, Da
vld muBt have felt In his heart the
spiritual blight in tne words, "but the
thine was evil in the eyes of the
Lord" (v. 27 R. V.); no psalm writ-
ins; then.
III. Nathan's Parable. II. Samuel,
12:17. It is an evidence of God's
grace that he sent his servant to re
buke and restore this "man after nis
own heart." Such Is his mercy, for
he does not will that any should per
ish but that all might come to the
knowledge of forgiveness (Ezeklel
33.11: Matthew 23:37). No parable
ever had Its desired effect more quick
ly than this one. It brought conviction
and repentance (v. 13) and led to the
writing of the fifty-first psalm. It was
a delicate task set before Nathan thus
to rebuke the king, yet It reveals the
essential nobleness of David in that
he did not become angry. Nathan i
task and his wisdom are revealed In
his approach and in tho way he led
David to condemn, unwittingly, his
own course of action. This was bet
ter than to begin by upbraiding and
denunciation. Verse two suggests, In
ferentially. God's great goodness to
Pavld, which, made the offense one ot
roBS Ingratitude).
IV. Thou Art the Man1' v. 7a. Thus
far the story Is one all too common,
then and now, of the strong crushing
the weak and glorying in their selfish
ness. What follows is the evidence
Of God's response to man's repentance,
the parallel to which has nowhere else
been found In the ancient world. The
glory of It is that Dnvld heard and
heeded God's messenger. The whole
sordid story with Its resultant action
on David's part brings us many price
less teBSons. (1) That man who had
lived a life of faith and communion
fell most miserably when ho neglected
his duty and took bis eyes off God.
There is a grave danger ahead of the
man who begins to trifle with sin (I
Cor. 10:12). (2) Though a man fall
(the godly man) yet he is not utterly
cast down. There is pardon for the
vilest sinner and the moBt abject
backslider. David's murderous hands
and sin-stained soul found pardon
(Ps. 32 and 51). (3) A man's sins,
though he may find pardon, will cloud
all of his future.
David felt It in his own life and fam
ily; both daughter and sons felt Us
blight (see chapter 13), and it brought
forth David's Immortal lament over
Absalom.
David's trusted friend Joined the
son's rebellion and caused David great
sorrow (see 11:3; 23:34; 15:21 and
Ps. 55:1214).
A human book would cover up, omit
or seek to palliate such an act by one
nf tha ereat of tho .earth (ct. the
story of Napoleon and Josephine), yet
the Bible tells all the facts to serve
as a warning and to reveal God's
matchless grace and mercy.
Distinction of Terms.
"Ot course you favor the uplift?
"I don't know," replied the busy maa
"I'm a plain, practical person. Some
times 1 think the uplift depetds too
much on literature nnd science. What
I favor is the boost"
Act of Goodness Its Own Reward.
Let us never forget that an act ot
goodness is of Itself an act of happi
ness No reward coming after the
wvest can ccmpare with the sweet
reward that went with it. Maurice
Maeterlinck.
(Conducted by tho National woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
BREWERS URGE MODERATION?
The annual meeting of the United
Rlatca Brewers' association was re
cently held in New Orleans. Com
menting on the printed report of that
meeting, Henry J. Allen, in the Wich
ita Beacon Rays:
We note that the deepest concern of
the annual meeting was, as usual, for
the taxpayer. They made it perfectly
plain to everybody that so far as the
brewers themselves were concerned,
they didn't care anything for prohlbl
tlonthey could, in fact, sell more
booze under prohibition than without
It but they did not want the govern
ment to lose the revenue, they didn't
want the taxpayer burdened; they
Just wanted everything to go on in a
free and easy and open way, with the
taxpayer as he is now In the states
where the saloons run the politics.
And above all, the brewers urged
moderation," not In drinking, but In
the language with which tbe discus
sions against liquor are carried on.
They also desire to save the hop and
barley fields from being destroyed.
While prohibition Increases beer sales.
It apparently ruins the hop and barley
crops.
One gem from the wisdom of this
convention Is that "beer may be sub
stituted for bread."
Frequently it Is also substituted for
shoes and school books and clrithrs
and meat and house rent and furnl
ture. In fact, a liberal use of it will
make It a substitute for everything
except the grnvo.
Another piece of philosophy gar
nered from the book of brewers' wis
dom Is that "tho only difference bo
tween bread and beer is that bread is
baked, while beer is boiled."
It did not add, however, that the
user of it Is frequently Btewed.
EX-SALOON KEEPER TESTIFIES.
A former Bed Wing (Minn.) siiloon
keeper, Mr. I.ohman, now engaged in
the clothing business in Mclienry, N.
D., recently vlulted his old friends in
Red Wing. While disclaiming any
pretensions to being a total abstainer,
he gave some excellent testimony to
the value of prohibition.
"One reason why we are not anxious
to have a saloon In our town is that
It would draw tho kind of people from
other places that we do not want; we
like a good, clean town."
"It Is said so often that prohibition
does not prohibit, Mr. Lohman," re
marked a reporter. "If a man goes to
McHenry and wants a drink, can be
get it?" "No, not for love nor money,"
replied Mr. Lohman with emphasis.
"There is no liquor to be had in our
town except for medicinal purposes."
"Then a crowd of young men cannot
start out and have a gloriously good
time in McHenry?" "I should say they
cannot," replied Mr. Lohman, "be
cause there Is no place where they can
get the liquor. There has been no
bootlegging during the last few years.
The law Is being enforced rigidly and
there Is no evidence anywhere of
drunkenness."
BETTER LIE LOW.
The following Incident Is told by the
Philadelphia North American Re
view: "A West Philadelphia liquor dealer
recently consulted an acquaintance In
the real estate business about the ad
visability ot transferring his license
from a side street location to a Mar
ket street corner. The change would
Involve an increased Investment.
'Stay where you are,' counseled the
real estate expert. 'You would set
a more prominent situation by mov
ing; but that, in my Judgment, is Just
what you should ovoid. Better stay
Where you're tolerated. If you try
to get out on Market street, you'll only
attract attention and stir up opposi
tion. Publlo opinion Is getting
mighty sensitive about tbe saloon
business, and you'd run the chance of
losing the placo you've got.'
" 'i guess you're right,' said tne
saloon-keeper. T put the proposition
Up to one of the biggest men In the
wholesale trade. 'Don't think of It'
he sold. 'Don't Invest another dollar.
And make all you can now, for Inside
of ten years we'll all be put out of
business.' "
SLUMP IN VALUES.
Federal Judge Landls of Chicago,
undertaking to dispose ot the 89 li
censes that came Into his possession
with the bankruptcy of the Tosetti
Brewing company, found that while a
year ego licenses brought from $2,500
to $2,800, but one offer was made, and
that for only $1,200. This he refused.
Fear of successful antlsnloon legisla
tion is the reason given, brewers, spec
ulators and license brokers anticipat
ing further dry activity. - -
EASY TO BUY MEDICINES.
Kansas consumes per annum per
capita, $1.25 worth of liquor for all
purposes as agalnBt the average con
sumption of liquor of $21 per head.
No wonder the Kansans have their
own automobiles.
KING. ALCOHOL DESERTED.
Tbe troops of King Alcohol have
gone over to the enemy. This Is the
reading ot the handwriting on the
wall. There's an ocean of significant
chirography on the wall Just now.
Herbert Quick, Press Correspondent,
ALCOHOL NOT PRESCRIBED.
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley states that al
cohol may well be dropped from the
drug list ot the country, as brandy
and whisky are now rarely found In
the prescriptions of the most pro.
gresslve physicians.
TIMES ARE CHANGED. .
It is not as It was In tbe good old
days, when a man's rank as a good
fellow depended on the numbor of bot
tles of wine be could drink at dinner
without slipping under the table.
Chicago Journal.
Content1 15 Fluid Drachms
lifiil
ALCOHOL-3 PBR CENT.
AVcgclalilcPivparationfbrAs
8iniilntintillk'F.wdaniiftcui linglnc Stoiiuthsand Bowels ot
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worms, rewriimnes ana
Loss of Sleep
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Many a big head is lull of empti-
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inrr visit tiiic gai.ikorn'a fx-
POSITION W'thoui a supply d Allen's Fon
tr tha an laeplic pewder to ha shaken Irto tha
Sh'.wa. or dl: toiyi I In tho foot-bath. 1 ne Sund.-ra
Remedy tor tha tet lor 25 years. It rl'ea Instant
let to tlf'd achins leet and prye::i ,f-iien
h:.t fr?t O a lady writes: I enjoyed .vary mlmita
3f my sty at the Eiposltlcns, thanks to Allen's
Foot-Eaa. in my shoes. Get II TOLiAY A.dv
The morn nmney a man has the
louder hie children tulk.
JihVKR II., n A ami.
After luklnit M IXIIt BUIKK
'My little? tlmiKMer, 10 -nra old, Kuffererl
nearly a year with clilll-t and fever, uiowt of the
lime nnder tlte dH-lor' rnie 1 a ilii-mir
wred nnd a friend ndvled me to try l.llslr
Ith-l4. 1 K-e It to herniid ..lie lian never hud
irhll! Blm-e. It completely euren ner. irn.
Cynm Hehrm. K M., N. K.. Wnnhlnirtnn, I. U.
Kllxlr lfiili.lt .VI t-enta, all ilriiKirintH or ljr
ParcelB Pont prepaid from KIocmwsk! Co.
Wtteblnirtou, I. C.
Anything that can be purchased for
five tints will have a large clientele.
how toTlTr?eczema, itch
and all skin diseases
Don't suffer any lonser with eczema
r any other skin :rauhle. Just apply
Hsnrock's Sulphur Compound to the
parts affected and It will stop the Itch
ing at once and cure the trouble per
niutiently. Many sufferers from skin
troubles have written us that the Sul
phur Compniii.d cured them after'
everything else failed Mrs. Evelyn
Oarstt, of Salem, Va., writes: "Three
years ano 1 had a rough place on my
chfek. It would burn snd Itch. 1 was
feaiful it might be of cancerous na
ture, i used dlTercm preparations,
but nothing helped IL One bottle of
Hancock's Sulphur Compound cured
me completely." To beautiry the com
plexion, remove blackheads and
pimples use llimrock's Sulphur Oint
ment. For sale by all dealers. Adv.
Accidental Inventions.
The ancients believed that there
was a certain kind of mineral sub
stance in exluteneo by means of which
all the com mo ti metals could be turned"
Into gold. Thltf supposed substance
was called the philosopher's sto'io. and
the alchemists of tlasic times Hiid
during the middle bros xpent ninth
time and luiior n search of this won-
doii'til substance.
Of course, since nothing of tho kind
ever existed, It was never found; but
it Is worth remembering that some or
the mom notable Inventions were dls
.iivrt.d In this wido st-ttrcli. it was in
looking for the philosopher's stone that
the German chemist, Ilottlclier, stum
bled uDon the secret of making the
beautiful Dresden porcelain. Roger
Iittcon, In the same way. disco ereu
dm romnosltion of gunpowder; Gtber
found the properties of acids; Van
Helmon discovered tbe nature ot gas.
,nd Doctor Glauber found the secret
jf making the salts which now bear
his name.
Mercenary.
"Did yon ever stop to consider how
mnity germs accumulate on a dollar
hill?" asked the cautious man.
"In ihe hour uf my need I never
did," answered his friend. "If 1 could
become the possessor of enough dol
lar bills it. stuit a pillow by merely
sleeping n them, I would gladly avail
myselt of the opportunity."
Out of Proportion.
"Think cf an opera singer getting
$2,000 for singing a few songs."
I hate to think or It.
"Why so?"
"Considering the great volumo of
noise In the world that is worth less
than nothing. U seems an unjust dis
crimination to pay so much for the
cultivated kind."
A Practical Thought.
"In there any particular reason why
human belnus should be more Inclined
toward matrimony In the spring thnn
at any other lime of the year?"
"None that 1 can see, except reduced
rates for the Btimnier In hutels and
boarding houses."
Their Great Desire.
"Actors, as voters, I suppose, are
solidly in favor of one reform."
"Wat's that?''
"The recall."
Wine and uonien get credit for mak
ing a fool of many a man who was
boru that way.
It's . hard for a le-ru.d man to
'earn te lovu a learned woman.
Children
What is CASTORIA
Castorlft in a harmless substitute for Castor OQ, Tare ,
Corlc, Drops ond Soothing byrups. 1 1 is pleasant. 16
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor otber Karcotlcj
substance. Its ape is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms
nnd allays Fcvcrlstancss. Tor more than thirty years 16
lias been in constant use for the relief ot Constipation,
l'latulcncy, "Wind Colic, nil Tcethlngr Troubles and,
Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach and Bowels,
assimilates tho Food, glvlntr healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
In Use" For Over 30 Years
The Kind You Have Always Bought
A woman nev.- t-ntirely forgives
her husband for not b"ini( a hero.
VOI K OWN DRI i;iKT Wil l. TKM. YOU
Try Hnrlna K Hrroilr for Ked. Weulc Watery
fctea and (irannlal. -I Kyell4a; No Mimninii
lutt K.e t-iiuil.-rL Wrlle to Book of the r.je
by saail I-ice. Murine br. liemly Co.. tkicau
Quite Contrary.
"So .linns Is Jiint broken down."
"Yes; completely broken up." Bal
timore Anieilc-iin.
An Essential Particular.
Knlrker Smith can tell tho dato of
the ond of the war.
Ilocker Which end?
No Exception.
"It Is an ill wind which blows no
good to anybody."
"Why, even an ill wind blows good
to the doctors."
Local Color.
"Do you think the result of a short
a;e In dyt'HtufTs will be serious?"
"I shouldn't be surprised," replied
Miss Cayenne, "if It changed the coin
plexlun of affairs somewhat."
Senre of Solemnity.
'You always wear black clothes
when ou go to bear Mr. Hefty make
a speech."
' Yes. When he discusses a topic in
which I stn Interested I always fee!
as If I were going to tho funeral of
on idea."'
Horrible Possibility.
"Our engagement was most roman
tic. I wit traveling with her party at
the time, and I proposed to her In the
rar West on the edge of a mountain
(forge."
"Oil, suppose she had thrown you
over!"
The Empty Bowl
Tells the Story
The highest compliment you can pay a housewife
is to eat heartily of the food that she places before yci.
It proves the merit of her cooking.
Thousands every morning receive complete satis
faction, and enjoy to the last flake their bowl of
Post Toasties
These daily compliments encouraged the con
tinued bettering of these Superior Corn Flakes. The
result was an improved Post Toasties crisper and
better than ever.
Only the inner rweet meats of choicest Indian
Com are used in making Post Toasties. These meaty
bits of nourishment are cooked, rolled wafer thin,
seasoned "just right" and toasted to an appetizing
golden-brown.
The flakes come to you in dust-proof, germ-proof , '
wax wrappers ready to serve direct from the package j
crisp, fresh and delicious as" when they leave the big; ,
ovens.
' Post Toasties
Cry For
sax?
Table Talk.
Gentleman Who Will Not lie Sea
sick I don't eat because tho food's
rotten, that's why.
His Wife Now, Henry, why wont
you Just try these scrambled eggs?
Gentleman (laughing, hollowly)
You call these here scrambled engsJ
You mean It's a scrambled half a egg
His Wife Oh, now Henry! Thl
salad Is so good!
Gentleman (darkly) If I'd wanted
to cut Bluff from a delicatessen stor
I'd have stayed at home.
His Wife (despairingly) For m
suUe, Henry, won't you take a bit' of
this chicken?
Gentleman (making a concession
and trying it) It's old (chew-chew
and 'It's tough (chew-chew. Pause).
Deep thought.) Hut it ain't so old an4
it ain't so tough as some of them
New York chickens. Haw! Haw!
Haw!
(Having relieved himself of thif
joke Henry repeats It three times;
gets away with a combination pie and
Ice cream dessert; and within twenly
four hours becomes the life of the ta
ble.) That Kind of Woman.
"I hate Mrs. Gadsnomb," said Mrs.
Flltterhy, with flashing eyes and a
trembling lip.
"Why bo, my dear?" asked Mr. Klil
terby. "When I said Nora was the czar of
our kitchen, she smiled and said, 'Yoe
mean "czarina," don't you?'"
When a woman has entertained her
bridge club the excitement In the aver
age home is over for a while.
Most of the good listeners are men.
and they are married men.
the Superior Corn Flakes
Sold by Grocers everywhere.