THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. SPIRIT fiiBUDt Morrison AD it been for the corona tion of n king, not more care could the two have bestowed on the selec tion of that suit. Rlpton, the easy-going, be of tbe shambling gait, untidy n rrrcn socks and dingy brown tie. idenly critical, corrective, a verl- ile connoisseur. jnmnihlne nobby." suggested the llmeanlng Shelby, selecting from samples a pronounced plaid and getting that what well became his good-natured, tubDy style migm differently on his elderly friend. Something less ostentatious," Rip i would Insist. "Nothing bizarre L- rococo. Shelby guessed tne new is from the rejection of bis satn- Grsy, exactly to match." "Of course, now, it's your funeral," lby would acquiesce In cheerful Lret. Rlpton consented to a nana- irchlef bordered with color. hielby begun t that day he started surely up the hill to find Rlpton. It Is spring real spring. Whew!" he panted, dropping lavlly into a chair that commented bis 200 pounds. "What you got re. Bill?" Warm for April," agreed Rlpton, itily shoving into his pocket a white envelope. His drooping. It defensele.ssness suggested failure. ; glasses stood on the table. Takes the ginger out of a man climb a hill summer weather inter clothes." Billy." be finally continued, teeter- i back his chair, "how about that ter you chucked when you saw me ftmlng? Ixx)k8 aristocratic, tome- it. Society editor short o' ma- rial?" The older man flushed and smiled eeplshly under tbe raillery. "They're not Inviting me now." In ,c rebound of the admission he drew imself un Into a semblance of milt- irv dlcnitv. "Young man." he said mlv "tlmn wag when I danced with a belle of them all." Shelby nodded brier-y. "And a more slender waist, or mmcr foot' he ltopped under the tier's curious gaze. "Shelby, we're ine of us derelicts because we set U to be or because we want to be." The weak, loose mouth, the band .aklng In Its effort to steady a news- luper turned Shelby away In pity. riking out at random, In kindly ab acs of his former chaff, he coaxed: A'hat is tbe letter. Hilly ? Can't I lelp?" "No. It's nothing. Just a little i.q the boys are planning. "Welir "I mean the boys my boys. Com- lany B!" "You In command?" "Yes." Years concentrated their bitterness In that word. He banded iver thn letter. "Now. do you know, they never told e that." "And vou never guessed? Oh. I :lnow lve nrettv well concealed It. f ven my walk's mellowed now." The fninch of th i paper In his hand ac- ntcd his crackling mirthlcssness. It roused Shelby to sudden deter filiation. "See here, you're going." "Coins! Going where?" "Why. to this here Memorial week Reunion they've asked you' for." MM '1 I'm " his eyes wandered over is flimsy, faded clothes. "I'm not MBit." m . . .. . iou bet you re going, siappea fon Shelby. "Don't you want to ko?" He had nelected and rejected half dozen suits before be sot RlDton's ffply. "They would be my own kind f-once more. His glance wandered to the glasses hi bottles. "They don't know. Each "He I've pleaded Illness or business. shouldn't want them to know. D'you f pose I could?' . . Their eyes met doubtfully. "It jplFould be a week." Shelby was less ubllaut. "Hut see here. Dill." sum Wonlnc nil hla nwn hiinvflnrv nnri cn - .... ., , nusiasm, "you can, and you must, and vou shall." Hluton cauuht un the air of unsuc hs that had partially slipped from ",n. A week s a long time for me A thought loosed again the drab dra iry. "Shelby, d's'pose, lowering his flee, "she'd be there? She married N of the boys." ECHO FROM GETTYSBURG drying Away of Lee's Wounded Soldiers Characterized as Most Awesome 8pectacle. One of the most dramatic Incidents " the Civil war was the retreat of Ws army after Gettysburg, with Its dreds of wagonloads of wounded oldiera. a woman .who lived by the road on which this long line of scream- "K. groaning and dying men were "lng hauled told me recently that It the most awesome event of her "to. They wen,t by her home during u night. But even the wounded hod to make y for the guns. When the artillery "He thundering along the road the '"wrg in command of It forced the 48ons loaded with wounded to give "fcm the right of way, which was tone. - Rood many of the thousands of " Union wounded nt Gettysburg et brought to Philadelphia war hos J"4'1 by .railroad trains. The nearly '( dead In blue and gray who lay "Who? Oh! the belle? She of tbe slim waist and the slimmer ankles?" "George," said Rlpton, In his voice touch of gentle dignity new to bis friend, "we'll Just not mention her ankles, They don't among my kind." Shelby burled his amusement and his smart, to follow eagerly In the wake of this chance straw. "She'll be there. Tbe women are great on re unions. Bet you'll find her on the train." He rose. "Oh, you're going all right, old man. See you tomorrow about fixing you out." ' As they walked the platform, wait ing for the train to pull In, his quiet suit and plain tie according well with his Iron-gray hair, Rlpton looked the part of a proHperous country gentle man, albeit one with a touch of sport ing blood, as was evidenced In the gay border of his handkerchief. Not bis the nervousness and the uncertainty. His bearing was dignified, his tread firm, and more noticeably accented on the right foot, as became one who was going back to keep '.ep with "the boys." Hack farther yet, to things In herited and conventional. Shelby, who, for the last few weeks, had In turn steadied him, sobered blm, cajoled, flattered, browbeat and in spired him, poured every ounce of his own vigorous will into the others vacillating temperament, found him self undlatanced, unable to approach this quiet, self-contained man by whose sido he trotted, and was dimly aware that the change was Inward as well as outward. His last words of counsel and pleading clove to his tongue as he gazed helplossly at bis own handiwork. Perplexity wrotei her beady sign across his forehead. He could only rasp out, as he helped his friend mount tbe steps: "Not o drop, not a drop, mind." Understanding what the other would do for him, Rlpton wrung his fat clammy hand and, as the train pulled nut, carefully replaced the gay hand kerchief with a white one, its 'K' fas tldiously arranged to view. Three days passed. Thursday Shelby surreptitiously bung around the sta tion. Friday he met the trains openly and took the bar-room crowd Into his confidence. "Bet Bill's full," they snigsered, "of the spirit of '61." Martial sounds hurried him to the main street. There they came a big "Look I There He Is!" She Cried. flag leading, another down tbe line, the beginning and the end of all Me morial days. Two rode in front, the borse of one refractorily Impatient of the band's big, booming drum; the little girls, clad In white and bearing wreathes; the local boys' brigade; the long line of carriages, noticeably few er than last May, with their precious, sad remnants; the young men of tbe Spanish war; the bands; and, In the rear, as in the van, the flag whose cars had been kept Intact Shelby scanned the faces In the car riages; once In sudden hope because of a wave of the hand. It was an swercd by a slip of a girl beside him whose feet kept time on the curb. He turned away from the last carriage In sharp disappointment. Ripton'a fall ure dragged him down a little, and all that gaping crowd; even the young thing beside blm whose skirts the sklrtllng wind blew back from slcn der ankles. It shook out over their heads, the passing flag. "Look! There he is! she cried. An iron-gray man In quiet suit and plain tie, the feet within his dusty shoes marking time despite their weary lag; his face drawn In a suf- ferlng beyond weariness or weight of flagpole; but about his mouth the look of the grandfather who fought under Perry, and of the ancestor who fell on Lexington Common one April morning; his eyes full of the spirit of '61 Shelby beamed on the girl, her own pride glowing hlB heart. ''Mother knew him," she explained shyly, glancing at her black frock, "and father that was he who waved father and 1 found him on the train, He wanted to go back three days ago. Hut we asked him to carry the flag.1 over the sunny fields at Gettysburg gave the opposing armies far less wor- ry than did tbe hosts of wounded. That's why I have said the real aim in battle is to hurt, not to kill. Glrard, In Philadelphia Public Ledger. MEMORIAL DAY. To stately monument that point To mnnslons In tho sky. And village churchyards green and still Where Keiiei-atlona lie. Once more we brlnir the fulreit flowers That crown tlio rolling year, Ones more about our hero-dead The nation drops a tear. The armies of the Blue and Gray Their endless bivouac keep, The soldiers of the war with Spain In camps of silence sleep. Not one among them died In vain, Each dauntless spirit glows A bencon-flre on Glory's heights, Alike for friends and foes. So scatter them with blossoms sweet, Columbia's gallant dead, White lilies like the northern snows. And southern roses red; Some perished of the fever-stroke, Some fell beside the guns. And some were right, and some were wrnr.R, But all were Freedom's sons. 1 IMMORTAL LEADERS OF n mm The Swords of Grant and Lee Methlnks tonight f catch a gleam Of steel among the pines. And yonder by the lilted stream Itepose the foemen s lines: The ghostly guards who pace the ground A moment stop to see If all Is safe and still around The tents of Grant and Lee. Tie but a dream: no nrmles camp v nero once their bay nets siinne And tlcKper'a calm and lovely lamp Hn I ni on the dead alone. A erli ket chirps on yonder rise Beneath tho cedar tree Where glinted 'neulli the summer skies the swords of Grant and L. Forever sheathed those famous blades That led the eager van! They shine no mom among the glades lhat fringe thn Kunldun. Today their battle work Is done. lo draw them forth and a.n That not a stain appears upon The swords of Grant and Ln, Today no strife of sections rise. Today no shadows fall Upon our land, and 'neuth the skies One flag waves over alii The Blue and Gray as comrades stand, As comrades bend the knee, And ask God's blessing on the land That gave us Grant and Lee. Bo long a southward, wide and clear, Potomac's river runs Their deeds will live because they were Columbia's brave sons. So long as bend the northern pines. And blooms the orange tree. The swords will shine that led the lines Of valiant Grant and Lee. Methlnks I hear a bugle blow, Methlnks I hear a drum: And there, with martial step and slow. Two ghostly armies come; They are the men that met as foes. For 'tis the dead 1 see. And side by side In peace repose The swords of Grant and ax. Above them let Old Glory wave. And let each di-ntlih-ss star Forevor shine upon the brave Who el the ranks of war: Their fame resounds from coast to coast. From mountain top to sea; No other land thnn ours can boast The swords of Grant and l.ee. Author unknown. LEE'S SURRENDER AT APPOMATTOX Date Should Be Irrevocably Fixed in the Minds of the Amer ican People. By J. A. WATROUS. (Lieutenant-Colonel U. 8. A.. Retired.) f AM writing on Wednesday, April I 8, but thinking of April 9, fifty years ago, when two powerful American armies came together the last time to light after having fought for nearly four years in a score or more great battles, not to mention many smaller ones; the day upon which one of these armies, that of the Army of Northern Virginia, which had been under the command of Gen. Rob ert E. Lee ever since June, 1862, sur rendered to General U. S. Grant, com' mandcr of all the armed forces of the Union It was a great day for both armies, and, for tbat matter, the whole na tlon, the South as well as the North, though Lee's army and the South did not look upon it from that standpoint at the time. I am of those who have always maintained that the supremest kindness ever manifested toward a peo ple .was extended tc tbe South when, under the leadership of Mr. Lincoln, the rest of the Union prevented the South from leaving the Union to build up a southern confederacy. That Is why I say, fifty years after the mo mentous event. It was a great day for both armies and the nation. Many things happened at Appomnt- tox aside from the one overshadowing event. One of them is the fact that Grant's soldiers and 1-te's soldiers be gan to fraternize as soon as possible after tho surrender WOULD NOT HAVE FALTERED Had the Men of 'M Foreseen the Du ration of the War No Disloyalty Was Possible. It Is true that no one foresaw how gigantic a war it was to be. The talk at first was of 75,000 men and 90 days. Put suppose It could havn been foreseen that tho conflict would Inst four years; that 2,700,000 men would be enlisted on the Union side; that the Union casualties would be, 67,000 killed In battle, 43,000 died of wounds, 199,000 died from disease, and 44,000 died in prison and by accidents, would the awful toll have dismayed the loyal people of the nation? Would the South have been more than sobered by the corresponding losses for Itself? In the year after Gettysburg and the VIckBburg surrender the campaign to ward Richmond, beginning with the Wilderness, was Btlll to be fought, and to prove the bloodiest episode of all, with the Union loss ln killed and wounded of over CO.OOO In Virginia alone. It was up to then the most destructive war of moderu times, tbat THE BLUE AND GKAY Tor nearly four years they had made it their business to kill, malm and capture as many as possible of each other. Look at them now, at Appomattox, at the end of the awful struggle. Tbe one dining and trying to minimize tbe embarrassment and humiliation of the other. They had marched thousands ot miles hunting for or trying to get away from each other they bad met on the plains of Dull Run, at Antietam, Fredericksburg, Chancellorsvllle, Get tysburg, In the Wilderness, at Spott sylvauia. Cold Harbor, Petersburg and on a score or more of other battlefields, and there they were at Appomattox, on friendly tcrmB, re specting each other, tbe Yankee with the delight he did not try to express lest he wound his brother in a dif ferent uniform, and th) Johnny In tbe gloom of defeat, but making tbe best of it, and bis fellow soldier In blue helping him to make the best of it Here Ib another happening at Ap pomattox which it Is well for us to remember for all classes: The broad humanity and timely generosity ex hibited by our silent but great brave old leader, Grant. He who had been by far the most successful of the Union commanders, who had Inflicted the severest blows the Confederacy had received, and had won the Union's crowning victory by compelling the surrender of the South'B best general and Its most powerful army, showed himself to be a statesman of unusual wisdom and penetration, and at the same time a man of great heart the very best typo of manhood. I do not feel that I can do Justice to the painting, hence recall an Interview Chaplain George W. Pepper had with General Lee in 1865, In which the Con federate commander pictured the old commander who died on Mount Mc Gregor ln 1885 In a way that touches the hearts of all who served unoer Grant. The chaplain said: "Lee adverted tc the character of Grant, of whom he spoke at length In the most enthusiastic terms. He ascribed to him the possession of the grandest attributes of American man hood and said that he rossessed tbe military talents requisite for the or ganlzation of armies. In the generous terms accorded to the impoverished South, of which he spoke several times. Grant had won for himself Irn perishable renown. "'I wish," said Lee, 'to do simple Justice to General Grant, when I say that his action toward my army Is without parallel ln the annals of na tions. When my poor soldiers, with famished faces, having neither food nor raiment. hungry and footsore, came before him In the hour of surrender, it was then that General Grant Im mediately issued the humane order that 40,000 rations should be given them. And that was not all. 1 was giving orders to one of my subordi nate officers, who was making out the list ot things to be surrendered. 1 told him to Include the horses. At that very moment General Grant, who seemed to be paying no attention to what was going on, quickly rose from the camp stool and said: "No, no, General Lee, no surrender of horses. Not one, not one. Keep them all. Your poor people will need them for the spring crops." It was a scene never to, bo forgotten.' "As Lee spoke he paced tbe room, and with tears streaming down his cheeks repeated two or three times the Incident of the surrender. "I asked him whom he thought to be the greatest of federal soldiers. 'In deed, sir, Judged by Napoleon's test of "Who did that?" General Grant Is the greatest of living American or Euro pean soldLrs.' " of half a century ago. Its terrible de mands were revealed by degrees. But the Union would have been preserved in any case. Those who stood by it met the emergency after every re verse. They would not have faltered If the future could have been read, be cause they know that a nation that will not defend Its rightful authority under all circumstances pronounces Itself unworthy, and chooses for Itself the worst of all fates. Many Women Volunteers. Undoubtedly quite a number of women served as Boldlers in the Civil war, disguised as men. And many more, who would have liked to go, sought the opportunity In vain One! who made application to the officer In charge of the draft bureau at New York, -wrote: "Pardon the liberty I take; hut I am an ablebodled woman, and, if you will enlist me, I will put on soldier's clothing and go. Tben shall never be anyone the miner un til my time has expired. I think 1 should make a better Boldler than a grpnt many men who are always talk ing but won't fight. REMARKABLE CASE of Mrs, HAM Declares Lydia E. Pinkliam't Vegetable Compound Saved Her Life and Sanity. Shamrock, Mo. " I feel It my duty to tell the public the condition of my fi"1 ""ILL. ' 'H health before using your medicine. I had falling, inflamma tion and congestion, female weakness. pains in both sides, backaches and bear ing down pains, was short of memory, nprvnna. Smnntinnt rffmL fez1::!';:! neither strength nor energy. There was always a fear and dread in my mind, I had cold, nervous, weak spells, hot flashes over my body. I had a place in my right side that was o sore that I could hardly bear the weight of my clothes. I tried medicines and doctors, but they did me little good, and I never expected to get out again. I got Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier, and I cer tainly would have been in grave or in an asylum if yoqr medicines had not saved me. But now I enn work all day, sleep well at night, eat anything I wont, have no hot flashes cr weak, nervous spells. All pains, aches, fosrs and dreads are gone, my house, children and husband are no longer neglected, as I am almost entirely free of the bad symptoms I had before taking your remedies, and all is pleasure and happiness in my home." Mrs. Josie Ham, R. F. D. 1, Box 22, Shamrock, Missouri. If you want special advice write Lydia E.l'inkham Medicine Co., (confidential) Lynn, Mass. There are lots of cooks who cun make fresh vegetables taste like canned. CLEAN SWEET SCALP May Be Kept 8o by Cuticura Soap and Ointment Trial Free. To have good hair clear the scalp of dandruff and Itching with shampoos of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuti cura Ointment to dandruff spots and Itching. Nothing better than these pu.-e, fragrant, supercreamy emol lients for skin and scalp troubles. Sample each free by mall with Skin Dook. Address Cuticura, Dept. XY, Hoston. Sold everywhere. Adv. All Work Together. The present war, terrible as It is, is said to have brought women of all classes nearer together than anything else could ever possibly have done in Kurope. In Knglnnd the mistress and maid each try to outdo the other in bravely going on with their work, for getful of the sorrow that they may only recently have suffered. In Lon don there are plenty of social affairs, but they are all for a serious purpose. The "teas" and "luncheons" are simply for the sake of getting together to decide what the next work shall be It Is probably the same In other coun tries at war. Always Deliberate Work. All fine imaginative work Is self conscious and deliberate. No po.-t sings because he must sing. At least no great pbet docs. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing. Oscar Wilde. Recipe. ".lack Is such a favorite with the girls." "Yes; he handles them with gloves about ten pairs per year." Tuck. He Knew. Rill I've Just acquired a combined carpet sweeper and talking machine. Dill Married it, eh? One little peek-a-boo makes the whole world peek. The Smiles of the Satisfied Are the SmUes that Count In thousands and thousands of homes this morning, and yesterday for years and years there have been happy smiles over and cream. These crispy sweet bits of choicest Indian Com, wonderfully seasoned, cooked and toasted, were never better than they are now. Post Toasties the Superior Com Flakes With cream MARRIAGE SERMON MADE HIT Couple Interrupted Disccurse on Sub ject In Maryland and Parson i Tied Knot. j The reeular service In the Daptlst ! church at Frederick, Md., was turned Into a wedding ceremony on Sunday evening when someone walked up tbe aisle and whispered In the ear of the pastor, the Rev. George W. Whiteside, as h was ln the midst of a sermon entitled, "Take Unto Thyself a Wife.'' i Tho paBtor nodded his head in un- swer to the whisper and a moment ; later Hillary C. Rockwell and Miss Nellie H. Ilarger walked to the altar and were married. The sermon was not finished. A Vague Hint. He When they put Ihe X-ray on my head, they didn't find anything. She Probably they didn't expect to. voi r own niti'tjcisT vtii.i. u:i.i. vol Try Murine Ktb Krinrdr fur KJ, Won. Wntrrr Krs ind GninuUU-rt Krelldh; Nu Hiiiariuip limt Kj comfort. Wrlui for BimiK ot Uim Kye br mu t'nsa. Murlns M; Ihtoo-dr Co.. culonuu. Coffee derives Its name from Kaffa, i district of Kast Africa, south of AbjBHlnia. ALI EN'S FOOT-FAKE foi the TROOPH Ovfr IUI,0U0)U-kK(Csiif Allen's Fool Ff, th ntlHcpilv imiwiIit to shake Into our nliors. r blun lined by the Orruimu o-l Allied trootot St the From Ihiiiih It reHt the fret, gle In stant relief to Corns and Humous, hoi. ewollea sell i oe, lender feet, sii1 makes wanting ense. Hold everj where. V. Ti j It TOUAV. Ihin't accept aujf substitute. Atlf. The Cautious Investigator. "You say this summer hotel you recommend is only a stone's throw from the station?" "YeB ?" "Hy hand or catapult?" 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"No. ' replied Senator Sorghum. "If I studied all those things I'd have so little time to make speeches that my constituents would think I was neglecting my btiHinoHS." Washington Slar. The Clock Was All Right. A man went Into a clock store and handed out the pendulum of a clock, which he wished to leave for repairs. The clockman asked him why he didn't bring tjie whole clock. "The clock Is all riaht," was the reply. "It's the pendulum that .won't go. As soon as 1 pulled that out, the rest went like the very dickens." Judge. Thought for the Future. The universities of Oxford and Cam bridge have contributed about one half of the men who have given Kng land leadership in government science and letters. Now two-thirds Of their students have enlisted ln the war; Trinity college has been converted Into a military hospital. Could we not select from those who would not otherwise have the opportunity men of ability equal to the students who have attended the EiiRllsh universi ties and prepare them for work equally Important? And could we not give opportunity to foreign men and women of ability to continue here work from which they will be de barred by the conditions following the war? Popular Science Monthly. or fruit, how "The Memory Lingers" Backache Spells Danger Cenus records rliow that deaths front kidney disorders lmvi increased 72 in 20 years. People can't seem to realize that the first pain in the back, the first disorder of the urine, demands instant Attention thst it may be a sunnl of coming gravel, dropsv or fatal Hnght a disease. The best prevention of serious kidney disorders is prompt treatment the best medicine is Doan's Kidney Pills. A Maryland Case r j Tl hzhmm Twit a .v.rjr iKht. MS N. 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In the days when he was superin tendent of the Portsmouth dockyard In Kngland, Lord Fisher, the present admiral of the Ilritish fleet, had the siadog attitude toward the men; he frequently tested thtni with all the harshness of a whaling captain; they. In turn, treated him with a half fiiendly, half-hostile familiarity. Several years after his Portsmouth days Fishi r visited one of his old as sociates of the forecastle who was then living on half pay. He found the) old man comfortably settled in a cot tage, attend d by another superannu ated seaman. "Why do you have this other man here?" asked the admiral. "I keep 'lm 'ere," said the pensioner, "to come up into my quarters at Ave o'clock in the mornin" an' sing out "HI there." At that I merely rolls over In my bed, and says, 'Tell old FMiei- to go to 'ell.' "World's Work. Her Wise Papa. She Papa says thut when coming to see i no you must not cotne In a street car any more. He flenlly! Does he expect me te walk all this distance? She Of course not. He saya all he atlts is that you will come In a car riage hired by the hour. New York Weekly. Very few husbands are as good or as bad as (heir wives Imagine they are. Oxrn and sheep are believed to fat ten better in company than when kept alone. 9 Tie'.cri UU 1 b rim I J a M BnSiTV . vr-a Kasjaw