THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA.
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Sarcastic.
"Sarcasm, pure sarcasm," said Gen.
Coleman du Pont apropos of a
tory about gunpowder.
"It reminds me of the sarcastic ad
ortleenient In the New York tlicatrl
Jl paper that read:
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fad fur drama tour. Must be under
eveuty." "
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Mr and All malarial di&iaa.
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i Kllilr liabrk 5i) cents all driiindntK. or hj
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Safe.--
"I write for posterity."
"Good Idea. Posterity can't throw
Woks at you If It doesn't like your
tuir."
'ora own dbi r.diKT wiix tki.i. you
rrr klnrlna U.mwlr nr KA Ww.k. Vfmtmrt
and Uranulau-d areHaa: No HmartlDf
l T oosiIorL Writ (r Book ot ln mjt
'i bui ares. Murina mim uarf uuoaga
Considering what it gives In return,
l' legislature probably fs the most ex
pensive tiling.
Backache Is aWarning
Taoonanos suffer kidney Ills unawares
at knowlnir that the backache, headaches
"1 dull, Dei-rout, dizzy, all tired oonJl
1n are often due to kidney weakness
''one. Anrbody who suffers constantly
trora backache should iujpeot the kidneys.
"me, Irregularity of the seorellons may
givej Juat the needed proof.' Itaan's Kid
n'J l'llls huve been curlntf baokache and
tick kidueys for over fifty years.
A Pennsylvania Case
Mrs. M. S. Hart- f y felurt
nuree, KM N. Issisttol "i
v'on St., fiiua
'"Iplila. Pa., aava!
-TOBtttnt work at
profession
"fouKht a etraln
n my kidneys and
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hav
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trouble.
Pay of my patlxnts have also nwd
n's Kidney I'Ula and been cured."
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The
Fever of Sin
Br REV. U W. COSNFXL
Aaaual H ikt Daa, Mosdr BiU Umkm
ICkkas
TEXT And when Jeaua waa come Into
Pet or 's house, he saw his wife's mother
laid, and sick of a -vcr. And he touched
her hand, and the fever left her; and she
arose, and ministered unto them. Mat
thew 8:14, 15.
Peter'i house was In Capernaum.
He was a native of Dethsaida, but may
have changed his
residence to suit
Christ's ministry
the better! It was
In this house at
Capernaum that
his wife's mother
lay sick, as the
text records. Her
fever and Its cure
suggests the fever
of sin and Christ's
dealing with It
8lckness.
Fever brings
heat. Lust or
drink becomes a
Ore in the blood,
and the fever of covetousness Is no
less consuming. Men seem sometimes
to be in a delirium of rage agaliiBt the
Gospel and the martyrs have been
stricken down by men who were In a
paBslon for no other reason save that
these preached Christ.
Fever brings restlessness. Sin does
not satisfy and the wicked are liko
the troubled sea, which cannot rest.
I.Ike the rough . that cannot rest,
You live, devoid of peace;
A llioimnnil Minx within your breast
IVprlve your aoul of euac.
A young man of wealth once went
to Dr. Forbes Wlnslow, seeking relief
for a peculiar mental distress. This
distinguished pliyslclan could find no
malady which medicines could reach,
and at last obtained from the young
man a confession that his trouble
came from the fnct that ho was haunt
ed, In the midst of luxury, with this
question, "Where shall I spend eter
nity?" Fover Is attended by thirst. Christ
appealed to a weary world when he
cried, "If any man thirst, let hlra
eome unto mo and drink." Only those
who have tried the broken cisterns of
enrth can slug with full appreciation
that line In tho old hymn, "Jesus hath
sntlsdcd, Jeeuj la mine."
Soundness.
As the first step towards the cure,
"Jesus came Into Peter's house." We
sound the good news that he Is not
far from any of us. Many testify to
the reality of divine power in their
lives, and Charles Spurgeon declared
that for mony years he was never for
fifteen mluutes without the conscious
presence of Christ
Then there came actual contact
with the sick woman: "He touched
her hand." How wonderfully It Illus
trates the fact that be bore our sick
nesses, taking hold of the seed of
Abraham. He Is not an absenteo God,
but a present Helper, laying his hand
upon our corruption for Its cleansing.
The rabbis had a saying that when
Messiah should come he would be
found among tho lepers at tho gato,
for he would come to bless and savo,
Luke adds another line to the pic
ture, sayln'g, "He stood over her and
rebuked the fever." His voice is still
mighty. We think of the multitudes
who waited on the ministry of Charles
Spurgeon and found the word of God
as he spoke It, quick and powerful.
And we should recall that all the fruit
fulness of Spurgoon's life came out of
the fact that he once heard a plain
man cry out this Invitation of God,
"Look unto me and be ye saved;
these simple words contained some ot
the power which rebuked the woman's
fever and, on another occasion.
brought Lazarus from the tomb.
"The fever left her." . Multitudes
who have had a worse malady, even
the fever of sin, have been as prompt
ly and fully delivered.
Service followed the healing Imme
diately, for the woman "arose and
ministered unto them." How wonder
ful that to us is still given the privl
lege of ministering to our Lord! All
life becomes sacred when It Is a serv
ice unto him. "Whatsoever ye do, do
It heartily as unto the Lord, and not
unto men; knowing that of the Lord
ye shall receive the reward of tha
Inheritance; for ye serve the Lord
Christ."
A Double Promise.
Many, pressed down to despair by
sin,, have heard tho word of Christ,
"Come unto me, all ye that labor and
are heavy laden, and I will give you
rest" St. Augustine, for example, was
once far from being a saint He had
plunged into the sins of a great city
and wasted his substance in riotous
living. But upon his fever-laden soul
the finger of Christ was laid, and in
stantly the fever left him. Shortly
after his conversion an evil woman,
hla mistress, passed him in the street
She cried after him, "It is I, Augus
tine." "But tt is not I," he answered.
He had been made whole and was a
new man In Christ Jesus.
But the Invitation of Christ reaches
farther. , "Take my yoke upon you,
and learn of me; for I am meek and
lowly In heart: and ye shall find rest
unto your souls. For my yoke is easy,
and my btirAon is light"
Quite a Shock.
He "What made you seem so up
set the day webecame engaged? You
knew I was going to propose, didn't
you?" She "Oh, yes. But I bad no
Idea, I was going to accept you."
Boston Transcript
Tha Reason.
"Another embezzlement, I see. Isn't
It odd that these are always committed
by trusted clerks?" "Not at all. The
ones that are not trusted never get a
chance at the money." Boston Transcript
IffltTMnOM
swrsoiooi,
Lesson
(By E. O. SELLERS, Acting Dlrectoj of
rlundny School Courne, The Moody bible
Institute, ChlcHKo, III.)
LESSON FOR MAY 9
FRIENDSHIP OF DAVID AND JON
ATHAN. LESSON TEXT-I Samuel 20:32-42.
GOLDEN TEXT A friend lovoth at all
times.-Prov. 17:17.
There Is perhaps no narrative in all
history or literature which so perfect
ly Illustrates the conditions ot friend
ship as this which Is before us. Jon
athun was every inch a man; affection
ate, sweet and tender, deeply pious
and withal loyal to both duty and
friends. His rights, as the king's son,
he gladly set aside for David, whom he
"loved as his own soul" (ch. 18:3;
20:17). Jonuthan Is a great type of
the surrendered life (ch. 23:17).
I. David's Danger, vv. 32-35. Three
tlmea In the previous chapter (vv. 6,
14, 3u) we read that David "behaved
himself wisely." "Saul eyed David"
(v. 19) and his jealous anger grew as
he gave vent to bis bate. Jonathan's
desires for David drew the anger of
Saul (20:30), but it only put htm more
upon bis guard and made him more de
termined, if possible, to save both
David and Saul.
Following David's escape (18:18) he
consulted Jonathan regarding his
safety (20.1-10). They renewed their
covenant and swore fealty to each
other and to those ot their house
holds (vv. 11-17). It is a standing re
buke that Christians treat so lightly
their covenants with the church and
with the world. David waa safe at
Naloth (19:18-24), for each company
sent after him, and Saul himself, were
hindered by the Spirit ot Jehavah from
carrying out Saul's foul designs. This
seemed for the moment to humble
Saul (20:1; Ps. 97:1). Jonathan,
though great and mighty, was not
strong enough to deliver his friend
from the renewed wrath of his father.
"Vain Is tho help of man." "Our help
is in the Lord." Jonathan showed bis
truo friendship In that he told the ex
act state of affairs to David (v. 10).
When Saul became convinced that
Jonathan was taking David's part, he
tried to kill Jonathan and reviled the
mother who bore him (v. 30). In hlB
loss of self-control Saul allowed David
to escape. Even so, sin overshoots its
mark. The contrast Is a dark one to
contemplate. When God was with
Saul (10:7), when the Spirit of God
was upon him (11:6), he did battle for
God and was bumble, brave, generous
and obedient to God. But his bright
beginning ends in an eclipse, the com
mencement of which was his rejection
ot the word of the Lord (15.23).
II. David Delivered, vv. 35-42. Jon
athan did not revile again (v. 34) when
Insulted and assailed by his father,
and his manifestation of just anger
(for his mother was reviled) was
quite different from that of his father.
Any attempt to reconcile Saul to Da
vid (v. 34) was a useless exposure to
danger and for Jonathan to be seen
with his friend would Imperil his own
lite. This explains the expedient of
shooting arrows In the field. Jonathan
shot his arrows "beyond," 1. e., David
must go "beyond" and out of the reach
of Saul. David trusted Jonathan's fidel
ity (v. 23) when the test came, though
Jonathan-might have good reason for
playing him false in order to promote
his own Interests.
How many of us, like Jonathan's lad,
unconsciously bear tidings of mighty
Import messages of life or of condem
nation, as we go about the discharge
of our dally duties.
Dismissing the boy, Jonathan drew
near to David's hiding place, to the
south of the stone Ezel (v. 41 It. V.),
where a most touching parting took
place between these two friends. First
of all David bowed ceremoniously
three times, touching his head to the
ground, perhaps to show his unshaken
loyalty to Jonathan as the king's son.
This was but for a moment; as men of
the East and friends, they rushed to
each other's arms and wept for a long
time. These were the manly tears of
two brave men not afraid to Bhow
their love and emotions. It has been
suggested that Jonathan should have
accompanied David as God's elect
(Heb. 13:13), but we feel that duty
bade him to remain by the side of his
sin-stricken father. Only once subse
quently, and that briefly (23:15-18),
did these two meet. Jonathan's vio
lent and untimely death drew from
David one of the most touching and
yet beautiful laments to be found In
literature, sacred or otherwise (II Sam,
1:17-27).
The Lessons of the Lesson. True
friendship costs. God's love gave to
the world his Son. Jonathan's friend
ship for David was costly, but was
given gladly, not grudgingly. True
friendship neither forgets duty nor
neglects its desire towards the object
of Its love. It Is not governed emotion
ally, yet It disregards all other ties, if
they are wrong. Not even a father or
mother should lead us to wrong a
friend. When David came Into power
ho remembered the everlasting cove
nant made with Jonathan (II Sam.
9:0). Our "Son of David" has made a
Blmllar covenant with us (Acts 16:31:
2:39). True friendship is ot slow
growth, but Is not easily killed,
chilled by reverses, nor frozen by ad
versity (Prov. 18:24). Truo friendship
is unselfish. It gives and does not
seek. Jesus called his apostles friends
Uohn 16:15), for a true friend will
give up even bis life for those he
toves. True friendship Is not conven
tional, performing the merely perfunc
tory dally duties of man to man. True
friendship demands a great soul. Jon
athan bad an exceedingly great soul
and ono of the greatest titles pos
sessed by our Lord Is "the friend of
sinners."
True friendship Is founded upon re
ligion and the best friend, the Ideal
friend, Is JeBUS Christ
(Conducted by the National Woman'i
Chrlatlan Temperance Union.)
"THE LAST LAUGH."
An article under the above caption
has been going the rounds of the
press. It assails William Allen
White's story, "What's the Matter
With Kansas?" published some time
since in the Saturday Evening Post
"Mr. White." It snld, "boasted about
the big crops of Kansas, the per cap
ita wealth of Kansas, the number of
automobiles In Kansas, and almost
succeeded in making everyone believe
that Kansas was wholly rich as well
as richly holy. Hut he overdid It.
And bis home town, Emporia, is the
goat For years the College of Em
poria has been largely supported by
means of donations from wealthy
Easterners, who Imagined they were
assisting 'a poor little college on the
wind-swept prairies.' When these
rich patrons read Mr. White's clover
but misleading article '.hey withdrew
their subscriptions. This year the
college must look to home for the an
nual donation ot 200,000, which UBed
to come out of the East."
The National W. C. T U. Bureau of
Publicity forwarded the article to Mr.
White and In reply be Bays:
"I have received, I should say, a
dozen or fifteen clippings from all
over the United States exactly like
the one you sent The clippings was
Bent out by the liquor Interests
through the National Clipping bureau,
and there Is no truth whatever in the
statement. It Is pure fiction."
' Mr. White sends also the following
Btatement written for the public by
the president of the college:
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
"I have learned that certain selfish
Interests are circulating a story that
the College of Emporia has lost dona
tions and subscriptions In the East,
due to an artlclo In The Saturday
Evening Post on the prohibition situa
tion In Kansas, written by William
Allen White. I wish to say there Is
absolutely no foundation for this
story.
"Very truly yours,
"HENRY COB CULBERTSON,
"President College of Emporia."
In a personal letter to Mr. White,
a copy of which Is also in the hands
of tho W. C. T. U. Publicity bureau.
Mr. Culbertson deals with the college
financial affairs In detail We quote:
"The artlclo to which you call my
attention is utterly absurd. Neither
the College of Emporia nor Washburn
college ever received 'an annual do
nation of $200,000' from the East. So
far aa I can ascertain, during the en
tire thirty-two years' existence of tho
College, of Emporia, this institution
has not received as much as $G5,000
In all, for all purposes, buildings, en
dowment and current expenses, from
persons living outside the state. This
is an average of about two thousand
dollars per year. Almost all of our
endowment, and the money to erect
our buildings, as well as the money
to meet our current expense budget
of S10.000 per year, has come from
the gifts of the people In this pro
hibition state ot Kansas.
Even if It cost us $200,000 or any
other amount In possible gifts, our
faculty, officers and trustees would
still Indorse most emphatically the
prohibition policy, which we believe
Involves the moral and social wel
fare of our state and nation."
TEMPERANCE INSURANCE.
"It may interest abstainers to
know," says the Temperance Leader,
"that In 1840 an application was re
ceived by an English insurance com
pany for a policy on tho life of an
abstainer, and the directors of the
company decided to chnrge ten per
cent more than the ordinary pre
mium, because they looked upon tho
applicant as thin and watery, and as
mentally cranked In that be repudi
ated the good creatures of God as
found In alcoholic drinks. As the
result of this action, he, with his
friends, founded the first temperance
insurance company In Britain, and
himself lived to the age of eighty
two. LIQUOR REVENUE NOT NEEDED.
"Only last year there was expended
In Raleigh for the construction of resi
dences, business institutions and pub
lic buildings tho stupendous sum of
11,459,221," declared Hon. M. L. Ship
man, commissioner of labor for North
Carolina, In a recent address. "And
the beauty of it all is that not a dol
lar of this money was realized from
either the sale or manufacture of In
toxicating liquors. I am Informed
that the loss of revenue formerly re
ceived from the dispensary once In
operation here has long since been
counteracted by a legitimate Increase
of taxable values."
AN ENEMY OF CHILDHOOD.
The saloon is a treadmill, ever mov
ing, carrying children Into Industrial
life when they ought to be receiving
their education or, by play, develop
ing their physical, mental and moral
mnnhood and womanhood. John B.
Lcnnon. Treasurer American Federa
tion of Labor.
ELIMINATE THE 8ALOON.
It Is absolutely Impossible to have a
permanent, decent municipal govern
ment where the snloon dominates
municipal politics. The elimination of
the saloon will help municipal politics
everywhere. Hoke Smith, U. S. Sen
ator From Georgia.
TRANSFORMATION IN RUSSIA.
Heretofore temperance orators have
drawn Imaginary word pictures of the
happy comlltlon of a nation freed from
the legalized liquor traftlc. Now, they
need only to read to their audiences
clippings from the Russian newspa
pers telling of a transformed people.
A BURGLAR'S WI8H.
All the saloon asks Is to be let
alone. What more does the murderer
ask?
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WOMEN'S '2.00 '2.50 3.00 '3.50 & '4.00 SHOES
BOYS' 1 .75 '2 '2.50 '3.00 MISSES' '2.00 & '2.50
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY
WEARING W. L.
W. I Doug-la. .ho, mrm made of
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eipert iui and patuirn niaa.ra id inia
of rqnal price., ean eoinpeta with W. I,
workinanahip and quality. A oomlortauie, warning
ii Ma tney ara nu.arpaa.eu.
The a.l.OO, a.1.50 and a.00 ahnea will rlw aa Bvwirt eervfae
aa other niakea routing 4.00 to S.OO. The I,M).H.(M end
90.00 anoea compare favorably witn
other makea coaling ao.Oil to an.oo. f
there are many men and women wear
ahoea. C'onaitlt'theiu and they will tell
liotif laa ahoe cannot be excelled for
CAUTION I
When burin w.L
look Itffhli NAMK
(mpfd on tht bottom. Rbon thin ihiijimuI tvn himvi
worth the prlr dIi for thfm. M yrn W u DouiImj has
(piwiui l nrn ihlr vtltit 'ifl oroiariptl iht? wfnrw auninut blifti
prim for Infm-lnr iboM by bavin hU NAMK ANl t'KK K
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b perffiU'lfMl to take tome ottinr maka rimitnuti lo bn )uit u
good. You art paylni jrvur money aud iff) aiitltled to the beat.
If your dealer cunrmt iipW you, write f.r lllus
trittfHl Catnlitfr nhowlnff bow in order by mull,
V. I,. liiKlfia, VIII Ktmrk Ht., Hnw-kton, rVfaaa.
The best protection for a woman la
the fact that eho Is a good woman.
CUTICURA COMPLEXIONS
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The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
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these supercreamy emollients promote
and maintain the natural purity, and
beauty of the skin, scalp, hair and
hands under conditions which If neg
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Sample each free by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XT,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adr.
Kindred Feeling.
Tho pale-faced passenger looked out
of the car windows with exceeding In
terest Finally he turned to his seat
mate: "You likely think I never rodo In
the cars before," he said, "but the fact
Is, pardner, I just got out of tho pcu
this mornln', on' It does mo good to
look around. It Is goln' to bo mighty
tough, though, facln' my old-time
friends. I s'poso, though, you ain't
got much Idee how a mini feels In a
case like that?"
"Perhaps I have a better Idea of
your feelings than you think," said tho
other gentleman with a sad smile. I
am just getting home from congress."
The Only Alternative.
The young woman sut before her
glass and gazed long and earnestly at
the reflection there. She screwed up
her face In many ways. She (luffed
up her hair and then smoothed it
down again; she rained her eyes and
lowered them; she showed her teeth
and she pressed her lips tightly to
gether. At lust she got up, with a
weary sigh, and said:
"It's no use. I'll be some kind of
reformer."
When a man Is through he In
through. Rut a woman still has a pile
of dirty dishes to wash.
The humorist gets his butter from
the cream of his Jokes.
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Only the inner sweetmeat of the choicest Indian com is
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right, rolled and toasted till they are big, crackly, golden
brown crisps
Post To
Then into the big, familiar, yellow carton, go the
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The wax wrapper keeps out moisture, dust and taint, and
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BETTER LAUGH THAN SCOLD I
Wise Writer Gives Some Advice That
All Women Would Do Well to
Remember.
It he ie suspicious don't tuke him
too seriously.
And why? ttecause, If you do, there
Is always a great probability that he
will Imagine that there is a good foun
dation for his foolish want of trust.
A lover Is Inclined, perhaps natur
ally, to be a trlflo jealous ot the be
loved one; but even this usually harm
less characteristic should uot be en
couraged overmuch.
As for suspicion. It should never
raise Its ugly head In the paradise of
lovo; If it does, It will spoil everything
and cast a gloom over w hat should bo
undiluted happiness.
A -ise girl will therefore always try
gently to laugh her sweetheart out of
such unpleasant fancies; of course,
she will be careful not to give him
reason to begin them, but If they do
unluckily crop up, then she will do her
utmost to banish them.
Kindly laughter will often do more
to make a man see that he has been
foolish and wroii tlmn any amount of
tho best-intent loned scolding or re
proaches. The latter are apt to leave a sore
ness and resentment behind them,
whereas a good-natured laugh leaves
no sting of any sort.
Tho very fact of smiling over a mat
ter together makes a bond of union
and hurmony. t'iUsburgu Dispatch.
Dogs and Children.
"Yes, at first I didn't want a dog in
the house, but now I've become much
attnehed to him."
"Is that so?"
"YeH; all my friends who keep dogs
say the same tiling. And I suppose
people who have children really feel
the same about them, too."
The height ot a lazy man's ambition
is to marry a woman who runs a
boarding house.
ICven tho human peach is hard to
digest when taken green.
asiies
gwwit'UZifl ! UmW Cit 2fBi-a- :l .Vi; -. V j-jI I
1
If you could llt tha
W. la Doug-I. factory
at B rocktoa, Maaa.,
and tea bow carefully
tha alio, arc niada,
and the hig-h rad
then uaed, you
would than nndr
atiwd why tboy look
and At batter, bold
their shape and wear
longer than ether
makxe for the price.
LADIES!!
rnimtmaintital
USE GILBERT'S
JEWEL
TALCUM POWDER
The Talcum of Quality, fur refined
panple; Perfume rlcb, lasting, and ex
quinia; l'owiler of Telveiy UuCDess.
In Claaa Jara-ISc ana 25c
Sold by all dealers.
MADE BY
GILBERT BROS, CO.
BALTIMORE. MD.
Sv.-v itvm rvArr.L-.-.imiW "Winn
For tiie Toilet
To keep the
Glenn's
hands white,
the head free
from dandruff
and the com
Sulphur
Soap
plexion clear.
" Beautifies
lAii Lmir
Contains Pure Sulphur.
HHPi Hair I Walak ar Oya. titat ar Irawa,
Dramatic Criticism.
The final curtain had fallen and tha
audience was fluttering and filing out
of the playhouse. In the lobby was
a picture of the author of the piece,
a personage with an abundant beard
and a pair of flashing eyes under
beetling brows in short, the well
known Mcphlstophelian mask ot
George Ilcrnnrd Shaw.
"He has a clever face," said one
fluttering lndy to another flutterlnr,
ludy as they went out Into the night.
Easy Money.
"I've got a swell Job now," said tha
private detective.
"What Is It?"
"Shadowing a man who has a hoi
at the ball game every afternoon."
They say of Sim Heckle that he
never tells a lie the same way twice is
succession.
Whut a loan-sum life the paws
broker must lead!
VISIT &VH74
Expositions
via
Northern Pacific Ry
and Great Northern Pacific
& S. Co ,
Low Roisd Trip rrt Daily
T-iroiifch trmln from Chlrao, St. Loirl
nil k.tnvw i'lty to lmrt Sound Un
'"Mediterranean of America. .
Slop Of r at
Yftllntavefrtna Nalinnatl P-L
Kntrr va Oarrlinrr Gitrway and Northrnt
rat: i lie NT, i or a tour x Amrni a m nniv rrv- aa k
rrland and NitUirV out) World1! KxiwiLitm. aV'.VV
Tauk Uiumt Kaa"a-June 13 to Srpt. 15. 'L.
prVD FOR niEKTRATX
LITF.RATl'HE, I ado dint tl- 12
liMtrattH) Exposition foldov
and let ui int you In plain
nlr.M 1UIC vallna ft-r
A. M. rr.FT.AMl.
r.Hklc.,lK ri.
A Soluble Antiseptic Powder to
be dissolved in water as needed
For Douches
In the local treatment of woman's Ilia,,
sui-h as Irticnrrhora and inflammation, hot
douches of 1'aztius are 7ery eftirarioua.
No woman who has ever used medicate
dourhes w 111 fail to appreciate the clean aiia
bralthy condition I'axtlns produce and tha
prompt relief from aoreneu and discomfort
which follows its use.This is becanm Paxtin)
jhxwosvi superior cleansing, disinfect
lug and Healing properties.
For ten veara the Lvdia E. (
Tinkham Medicine Co. baa reo-1
oiiunended V ax tine in their
private correspondence with wo
men, which proves Us superi
ority. Women who hare been
relieved say it is " worth its
wxii-ht In ITlllll." At .lm.r.H.t.
BOfl. larga box or lr mail. Snmplt) fre (
The Taxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mas.
DAISY FLY KILLER K? :3tR Si
ItM. Nfi, 4b, mt
DavnuDtaU, oowvaiaiat
cbMtp Lavts at
on
motal. oanltBUI or tit
van will not all or
l sjoro anything.
UaarnnltMei fftwtl.
Altdalrtraaa
iprtM paid for II .M
ft a E OLD lOaUM, 1M Da Kala ., Brooklyn, ft. X
psar3aw
PARKER'S"
HAIR BALSAM
A tHe trr-ratifm of swrit
Ji"lai to araciimtA dandruff.
aCe R 1 I
- w. amiJTlBaB X,tMfT nc
Uaauty to Gray or Fadod Hair
"l-WII ITUlTfrtttM.
DROPSY "Tl usually ( res quick
I raliel, oon remorej awellmf
I and short braath; often gives entire raliel in
1 9 to S5 dan. Trial tredtmnnl sunt FKCB.
Da TimuAit K i.itrru UIV... iw
H. H. Urera's fens. Box A. Uiitiworta, Ca!
USE
OUR
oil n and cut- your
OIL.U feed hill in half.
(atnlnffue and information f roe. O. Kllaa A ftvn.
UuUaio, N. T liberal Tcriua U I. It Agoou
I A tTj ft I to S0 -l aa nor rrpre,
lfc4r"llVl ainttir. 1'iirtlimlan Fill.
a a i h iuMM4i,tau.,indU.av,''.
KAIMNCi lilNSr'.Mi makes m.f m..ny lot
ou than anything rl. Writ I II la W.
IIHI.I. Urpl.X III! lulliia r!.,llrookl.ra,N.V.
W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 19-1918,
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