THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO, PA.
Salvation, , a
Matter of Fact,
Wot of Method
Br REV. J. H. RALSTON
Qggturyd Corratpondc bc Dasartateat,
MoodV Bible laatituU oi Chicago
XT-H"t how he now eeutli we know
John 9:21
words come In the story of
healing of the man born blind, and
to wnom sigtii was
given by Jesus
Christ. The Im
plication in the
words "now seeth"
amounts to a di
rect affirmation
thnt the man saw
It was a fact. The
other words of the
text are a distinct
denial of knowing
how the fact was
produced. Run
ning through the
chapter it is quite
remarkable to see
to what degree
to "how" obsessed
At least five times
I Inquiring as
ious classes.
, the question asked in one form or
iiher.
The Troublesome "How."
that little word "how" has been a
it troubler. It is often asked with
rence to the actions of God. The
riBtlan church, backed by the Word
God, teaches that Cod is all-power-
and all-lovlng. Now comes some
and asks, "How can you reconcile
t teaching with the fact of so much
raring on this earth, and that on
part of people who suffer for no
It of their own?" "How can you
onclle that with the doctrine of
mal punishment of the wicked?"
w can you reconcile that with the
el death In the Cross of Calvary?"
)H can the blood of Jesus Christ
e any connection with the forgive-
i of a man's sins?" "How can si in
trust in Jesus Christ result in sul-
ion?" Are such questions Justl-
Be Sure of the Fact.
a the Scripture case the man had
n born blind and everybody knew
He met Jesus one day and in a
7 brief period of time was mado to
a fact to which there was no con
diction. Now this is a most impor
X matter in the application of the
t to moral or spiritual transforms
as. The genuineness of these are
jally supported by some radical
nge in a person, and also by the
rmanence of the change. The per
cent change being 'established, no
e questions the fact. If it Is an in
Idual that Is Interested In this mat
:, he may simply ask himself the
estlon, "Are things different from
"latjuey were?" He can usually an-
er that question with the greatest
sltlveness. He knows what he now
es, and what his life is as compared
th what it was, and he has hopes
r the future that give him a sntlsfac-
n that he never knew before. In
ort we can say, "He knows that he
saved, it Is a fact." Job knew that
) Redeemer lived. Paul was fully
rsuaded that the good work had be
a in him. John knew that he and
:ier Christians had passed from
ath unto life.
As to the outward steps that may
re to be taken, they mny be known,
In the case .of the man born blind,
most cases of genuine conversion
e outward steps can be seen, but so
Jch has been made of these that
uls have been made to believe that
less they could see the steps In
elr own conversion they had no
aim to bo called children of God. The
oks that have recently appeared,
ch as "Twice-Born Men." by Harold
gble, relating moral and spiritual
ansformatlons, have left the lmpres
on on many that they must pass
rough similar experiences. In short
ey must know "how." ,
In genuine spiritual transformation
e work is that r.f the Holy Spirit,
So works when and where and how
pleases. It must be kept In mind
at the Holy Spirit Is God, and God
a always reserved to himself the
ght to keep his purpobes secret, and
ell his methods of operation, and
l more than foolish to try to enter
here angela fear to tread.
Why Not Ask "How?"
Summing up these thoughts, we may
baerve that the asking of the ques-
'n "how" Is frequently a mere quib-
. the avoiding of the main proposi
ti). It Is oftentimes not sincere, the
wpoae being other than getting an
wwer for proper ends. In the case
-fore us the question was asked to
nvolve Jesus In some technical breach
'the Jewish Sabbath day.
There is great Impertinence In ask
JS the question, for It may belong to
secret things of God. The phyBl
in does not ordinarily feel under any
ligation to tell the patient how the
pedtclne works.
Sometimes the answer of the ques
tan would be the disturbing of the
comfort of the Inquirer, and It Is mer-
"Ul In God to keep the process a se-
cret.
The asking of the question and
halting an answer are not only a
aste of time, but may be the taking
J' some of God's time for service,
'f every moment of the after life be.
Ws to him.
Walt Patiently.
It Is Impossible for that man to
""Pair who remembers that his Help-
!b omnipotent; and can do what
r he pleases. Let us rest then
hlle he can, If he please: and he
' Infinitely loving, willing enough;
J"! lie Is Infinitely wise, chooBlng bet-
for us than we can do for our
'VS8. God Invites and cherishes the
Pea of men by all the variety of his
'"'ldence. He that believes does
J"' make haste, but waits patiently
" the times of 'refreshment come,
dares tnst God for the morrow,
J""1 Is no more solicitous for the next
than he Is for that which Is past
Jeremy Taylor.
iNIffiMTlONAL
SOMSOIOOL
Lesson
(By B. O. SELLERS, Acting Director of
Sunday School Cnurne, The Moody Dibit
Institute, Chicago, III.)
LESSON FOR MAY 2
8AUL TRIES TO KILL DAVID.
LESSON TICXT-I Bnmuel 10:1-12.
GOLDEN TKJCT-Whoao puttcth Ms
Jo","-' ln 1,19 Lord niife.-I'rov.
Although anointed by Samuel, vic
torious In arms and promoted at court,
David was many years In reaching his
throne. At first both court and army
did him honor (ch. 18:2), yet ho con
ducted himself with great modesty
(18:18, 23). He also obeyed the king
explicitly though he knew fully that
he was the God-appointed successor
of Saul. Escapes as wonderful and as
providential as David's occur In the
lives of. most of us if we zould but
know them.
I. Da4d and Jonathan, vv. 1-3. The
story of the love of David and Jona
than Is a classic. With such close
family relations and a son-in-law so
successful at arms It Ib strange that
Saul's anger should vent Itself upon
David. At first Saul was much at
tached to David but the admiration of
the people for David aroused his Jeal
ousy, (ch. 18:6) and Jealousy Is pecu
liarly a soldier's disease. The slave of
Jealousy never has pence. As sin and
disobedience developed In his life Saul
became subject to fits of Insane rage
during one of which, as David played
upon his harp and endeavored to quiet
the monarch's spirit, he hurled a
Javelin, which served as his scepter,
at the harpist (ch. 19:10). Saul felt
that David was divinely protected and
he knew thnt God' had departed from
his own life (15:23; 1G:14). Saul did
not keep his grief and rage to himself
for Jonathan and the nation alike
knew all about It. Jonnthnn gladly
accepted God's decree, willingly gave
trp his rights ln the kingdom yet he
was loyal to his father. It Is a tender
and touching story of Jonathan's love
for his friend David, and at the same
time his loyalty to his father Saul.
He "delighted much In David" (v. 2).
gave full, explicit warning to David,
and also sought to Intercede with Saul.
II. Saul and Jonathan, vv. 4-7. It
took courage and self-sacrifice on
Jonathan's part to speak on behalf of
David. Prudence and principle are
combined In Jonathan's plea. Those
who envy Include In their hate and
anger all who speak kindly In behalf
of their enemy. Hut Jonathan's argu
ment (vv. 4. 5) Is unanswerable.
David hnd not sinned against Saul: It
was Jehovah who "wrought a great
salvation for all Israel" on the day
David took his life In his hand and
overcame Goliath. Jonathan pleads for
God as well as for his friend. He
called to Saul's memory his' former
Joy ot seeing Jehovah's victory
through David and for the time being
Saul was persuaded (v. 6) and made
another of those Impetuous promises
which proved so fleeting. Ushered by
Jonathan (Matt. 5:9) David returned
to Saul's presence, entered once more
upon the discharge ot his duties and
desisted only when he saw that his
presence only aggravated the king and
that he was uselessly exposing his life
In Saul's presence. Dnvld was fnlth
ful to God and to God's anointed king
III. Mlchal and David, vv. 8-12.
Saul's hntred was too deep to be per
manently overcome. Dnvld went out
and won a great victory over the Phl
llstlnes and as he followed his courtly
duty, Saul burst out with a fresh at
tack (vv. 8, 9). David had married
Mlchal when about twenty-one years
of age and Saul's attacks occurred dur
ing the next three years. The evil
spirit mentioned was a demon (18:10;
Acts 16:16-18; Mark 1:23-26), a mes
senger oi' Satan permitted by God for
Saul's discipline (II Cor. 12:7). God
permits evil to come upon men not to
tempt them solicit them to do wrong
but to bring them to repentance or
"to refine them as pure gold. Thus evil
may be said to do God's work (ch.
4:1) "to be sent from Jehovah."
On the other hand If men will not
have the good spirit, the spirit of
truth, then God gives them over to
error and evil spirits (II Theas. 2:10
12). Doubtless- David was on his
guard for when his Insanity caused
Saul again to attack him ho fled (v.
10). Messengers were at once dis
patched to his house (v. 11) and
Mlchal lowered David from a window
at some unguarded point, and as the
pies escaped from Jericho, and Taul
from Damascus, so ho escaped from
his dangerous position. The,re are
suggestions In the ' Psalms which
would Indicate his grief over these
experiences.
Michel's stratagem (vv. 13-17) was
"one not necessarily sanctioned by
God, though he bore with It for It oc
curred at that time of Ismornnce'
which God overlooked. " Edcrshelm.
IV. Summary. AH who envy are
murderers at heart (Matt, 27:18; I John
3:12, 15). The present day murderers
hurl their Javelins of slander, lying
and vituperation against the reputa
tion of the men whom they hate. Or
else they hurl unfair and unjust busi
ness methods at others that they may
perpetuate their power or else build
themselves up upon the ruins of those
whom they envy. Saul missed David
but he was no leao a murderer. Satan
always overshoots the mark when he
assails one of God's anointed, chosen
on as. Saul could not harm David
though he wished to ever so much
(Ps. 37:32, 33; Isa. 84:17; Luke 4:30;
10:39). Saul's hatred stopped not even
at the threshold of David's house but
Invaded the sacred precincts of his
home. Envy Is blind, It assails all
that a man has, spares none with
whom he Is connected end colore ev
ery act and relation of life even to the
relations of father and child. Saul
was frustrated by his own children,
Jonathan and Mlchal. David's danger
was Imminent, hence his speedy escape
(Conducted by the National Womun'i
Christian Tempernnre Unlon.l
DRINKING BEFORE MEAL8.
At a meeting of a medical society a
prominent physician read a paper on
"Appetizers," ln which he gave the
results ot scientlllc experiments ma.1e
at Yale university. Dr., E. II. Cleve
land of Flower hospital, New York
city, writing of these to the New York
Times, says:
"It seems that to one group of stu
dents a good dinner was given with
out alcoholic accompaniment, and in
their case, a couple of hours later,
normal digestion was found well ad
vanced. To the other group of stu
dents the same dinner was given, pre
ceded In each case by an 'appetizer,'
such as cocktail, gin fizz, etc. After
the same Interval the digestive proc-,
esses of this second group were found
on examination to he Imperfect. Cer
tain chemical elements In the food
taken showed that the digestive Juices
had failed to act upon them, uwlng to
the presence of alcohol In combination
with these elements.
"Serious and permanent Interference
with normal digestion was clearly
proved by these experiments ln every
lnstunce. Hud the Investigations been
carried further, so as to include the
efliciency of mental actlou and nerve
reaction, as well as efficiency of di
gestive faculties, there Is no doubt
that precisely similar results would
have been obtained.
"The appetizer, so called, U not In
reality an appetizer at all, but Is a
devltallzer, pure a.id simple, destruc
tive of the normal processes of the
digestive apparatus and of the men
tal powers In direct proportion to the
frequency with which It is taken."
CONCERNS DEMAND ABSTINENCE.
The Milton Manufacturing company,
the American Car & Foundry com
pany, and S. J. Slil me r & SonB of
Milton, Pennsylvania, have Issued or
ders demanding that their employees
abstain from alcohol and refuse to
sign license petitions of otherwise In
dicate sympathy for the saloon.
Thirty men were discharged by the
American Car & Foundry company
because they signed liquor license ap
plications. These companies do not desire to
Influence the opinions of the employ
es ln regard to prohibition, but they
take the stand that the man who signs
a liquor license application does not
properly appreciate the danger of liq
uor to himself and the community.
He Is, therefore, not a safe employee
for a concern demanding efficiency.
"Indulgence ln the use of ll'iuor Is
a menace to all business Interests,"
declared Mr. George S. Shinier, presi
dent of the Milton Manufacturing
company. "If the employees should
be protected by- the employer, why
shouldn't the employer be as well pro
tected by the employee? Our employ
ees liavo congratulated us upon the
step we have taken."
KANSAS' TAX RATE DFCREASES.
In 1880, under license, the Kansas
tax rate for state purposes was 5.5
mills on the dollar. The Nebraska
rate was only 3.9 mills. In 1SS1 the
Kansas rate dropped to 5 mills, while
the Nebraska rate Increased to 6.1. ln
1S82 the figures stood: Kansas, 4.5;
Nebraska, 6.7. In 1883 the rate was,
Kansas, 4.3; Nebraska, 7.8. In ISSu the
Kansas rate had further dropped to
3.9, but Nebraska, with saloons to pay
part of her revenue, had been com
pelled to raise her rate to 7.7.
In 1914 Kansas had reached the re
markably low figure of 1.2 mills, while
Nebraska, whose people Called to fol
low Kansas' example In outlawing
saloons, was suffering under a rate of
7.8 mills.
"And yet," says the Portland (Me.)
Evening Express, "the booze represen
tatives In local option contests have
the effrontery to war the people
against outlawing the saloons because
'You will have to pay more taxes!'"
STUDENTS FOR TOTAL ABSTI
NENCE. It is stated that the drink habit
among the students at the Michigan
university has decreased 25 per cent
annually during the last three or four
years. This Is the result: First, of
a movement of the fraternities in
the Interest of good fellowship, and
second, ot the good offices of the uni
versity health service In throwing
light upon the Inevitable penalties of
drinking. Says Mr. Lewis C. Rciman,
member of the football team: "Any
practice that dissipates our energies
and lowers our efficiency can mean
only one thing a lower standard of
school work and athletics." ,
INCREASED SAVINGS.
M. Kharitonoff, comptroller of the
currency for the Russian empire, In a
speech before the duma budget com
mittee announced that "the national
savings which In December, 1913,
amounted to 700,000 roubles ($350,
000), had Increased to 23,100,000 rou
bles ($14,550,000) ln December, 1914.
The total savings for 1913 amounted
to 34,000,000 roubles ($17,000,000) as
compared with 84,000,000 roubles $42,
000,000) for 1914."
WHAT ONE GLASS DID.
One of Chicago's .?r'mlnent sur
geons said the other day that he drank
a glass of wine at dinner on New
Year'a day. The next day he per
formed an operation. That operation
took him twenty minutes longer than
it did customarily. He attributed his
slowness to that one glass of wine
taken the day before. The usual co
ordination and Judgment were lacking.
ALSO LOSES INDEBTEDNESS.
Moundvllle, W, Va., has reduced Its
floating indebtedness from $52,000 to
$6,630. "This floating Indebtedness
was piled up several yeurs ago while
the city had a big Income from saloon
license," says the Moundsvllle Echo.
Now that the city has lost the saloon
revenue It has also rid Itself of the
Indebtedness.
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From the time tho coal and iron
territory round about Jenkins was
opened up and the town began to form
itself out of tho construction and pros
pecting camps, P. C. Dix, secretary
of the state executive committee of
the Young Men's Christian associa
tion, took a deep Interest in its de
velopment and spent much time there
assisting in tho foimatlon of a strong
and active branch of tho association.
One story he tells Is of an aged moun
taineer, who, after the railroad trains
had begun running regularly, ventured
down to see for himself somo of the
wonders of which ho had vaguely
heard. He stood on the rude platform
and watched the train pull In. After
a few minutes it backed up a little
way. "What d'ye think uv her, Uncle
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MUST HAVE SHOCKED JUDGE
What He Regarded as "Dribblings" of
Hay Was All He was Go
ing to Get.
A distinguished member of the
United States Judiciary has discov
ered that he still has something to
learn in the direction of agriculture.
He bought a farm an a summer
home for his family, and finds especial
delight ln walking about the pluce,
commenting on the condition of the
crops, nnd in many ways showing his
interest ln his new possessions.
One evening during the summer he
was strolling over 'the farm. The
hired man had cut the grnss during
the day a very thin crop and left
It on the ground to dry. The Judge
saw it, and calling his man, he said:
"It seems to me you ure very cure
less. Why haven't you been more par
ticular In raking up this hay? Don't
you see that you have left little drib
blings all around?"
For a minute the hired man stared,
wondering If the Juilne was quizzing
him. Then he replied:
"Little dribblings? ' Why, man,
that's the crop!"
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Wasting Light.
Mrs. Ilacon This paper says li
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three thousand feet, by an Engirds
oceanographlcal expedition.
Mr. Ilncon Perhaps some of those)
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Bird Calls and Their Names.
Most of us know the chickadee when
we hear hlin calling, over and over,
"Chick a dee, dee dee, Chlck-a doe, dee.
dee!" Hut when he sings his clear
whistling note, "Phoebe, Phoebe," we
are likely to mlstuke him for the
phoebe bird. Tha chickadee stays In
the North In winter, and the phoebe
does not come North till the early
spring. The phoebo bird sings Its
name over and over, a very sweet but
penetrating sound. The peabody bird
says, ."Peabody, peabody, peabody,"
over and over, ln a rather senseless
way, as If he went round In a circle.
Another bird that sings his name Is
Bob White, the quail. Only he often
says "Poor nob White!" His notes
go up and down, and are stronger than
the notes of the smaller birds and may
he heard at a long distance. Of course
these birds do not really Blng their
names! Put people listening to them
have fancied that these names are
what the notes sound like, and so they
have given the bird the name.
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surgeon to operate on me. I read of
your treatment and took a bottle.
Whatever there was the matter with
me has disappeared and I feel as well
as ever. They say I am a little a,!ed;
I am 63 years old. I feel as well as
I ever did In my life."
Mayr'a Wonderful Remedy gives per
manent results for stomach, liver and
Intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure ot gas In the
Btomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle of your druggist now nnd try It
on an absolute guarantee If not satis
factory money will be returned. Adv.
Good Reason.
"What makes, you think we'll have
better times when the war Is over?"
"Well, for one thing, all these men
who do nothing but stand around dis
cussing the war news will have tlmo
to go back to work."
IOfTT TISIT TIIK CALIFORNIA KX.
rorilTIOM Without a budpIv of Allen'a Fool.
Eisa. the kn'lsep'ic powder to be ihaken Into the
Shoes, or dltsolred In the foot-bath. The Standard
remedy tor tne le't tor yenra. it flret imtint
relief to tired, aehinf feat and prevents swollen,
hot feet One iviy writes: "I enoyd every minute
of my stay at tha Expositions, thinks to Allen
Foot-Ease In my shoes.' Get II TODAY Adr
Poetic Slumber.
"There's a tramp asleep under this
tree."
"Ah! an Idle of the woods."
Traveling In Safety.
Smith If you don't own a motor
car, why are you wearing goggles?
Smyth My wife has hatpins.
Some persons are habitually so
mean thut their few good qualities
are never remembered.
Sorry for the Chickens.
Dorothy was visiting her grandpar
ents in the country for the first time
Seeing a quantity of feathers scat
tered about the henyard, she shoo,
her head !n disapproval. "Grandpa,"
she told him, gravely, "you . really
ought to do something to keep yonr
chickens from wearing out so." Sum
Francisco Star.
Chinese and Japanese.
Chinese and Japanese do not speak
the same language, nor can they be
said to have the same religion. Con
fucianism Is the prevoillng faith of
China, while Buddhism Is the chief re
ligion of Japan. Geometry probahJi'
had Its rise ln Egypt, though It was
perfected by the Greeks.
Old English Coin.
An "angel" was an ancient gold cot
weighing four pennyweights and aJ
ued at 6s Sd In the reign ot Henry
VI, and at 10s In the reign of
Elizabeth In 1562. It took lta name
from the effigy of an angel embossed
on one side.
Hard to Penetrate.
.Rankin "It takes a long time to get
anything through Beonbrough's skult.v
doesn't it?" Thyle "I Bhould say kt "
does; that man will be dead and bar
led before he ever finds out he to,
sick.." Youngstown Telegram. 1
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IK VOI' Wll.l. INVKNT In a Raid nilaeahvar
Inaj prnmlae ot ratlin anolh.r rrop of mil.
llnnalrn. nrlte the MOI NTAIN IIOMK
UOI.-II MINK CO., NT. J OH K I'll, JIIHHOIIHa,
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16o coin for KttuiplD and full tri'
lart. Boon MU.I3, ill Waluat aul, l'ulladaiaua
KAIhINd (UNNKNIi mult,., more money rr
you thnn anything ela. Write ( II W.
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PATENTS S
W. N. V., BALTIMORE, NO. 18-1916.