tfHE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG. PA
SB. WILLIAMS'
LDHG SICKNESS
Yield To Lydia E Pink-
ham s Vegetable
Compound.
ffiM,rt Ind. :- " I suffered for four-
ra years from organic Inflammation,
pain and irregular
ties. The pains la
my sides were In
creased by walling
or standing on my
feet and I had such
awful bearing down
feelings, was de
pressed In spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
eyes. I had Ax doc-
lors from whom I received only tempo
rary relief. I decided to give Lydia E.
f inkham's Vegetable Compound a fair
trial and abo the Samitive Wash. I have
iow used the remedies lor iour montna
ind cannot express my thanks for what
iioy have done for me.
"If these fines will be of any benefit
jtn have my permission to publish
(hem." Mrs. Sadib Williams, 455
I unw-s Street, Elkhart, Indiana.
Lydia E. Hnkham's Vegetable Coro
Mund, made from native root and herbs,
wntain no narcotic or harmful drugs,
tod to-day holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for female Ills
e know of, and thousands of voluntary
Uatimonials on file in the Pinkharo
laboratory at Lynn, Mass., seem to
prove this fact
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia U. Pinkhura's Vcgctiv
jhle Compound will help you, write
io Lydia lU'lnkliam MedlcincCo.
jr)iiUlential) Lynn. Mns., for nd
Mcc Your letter will he opened.
Wad and answered hy a woman,
kind keid in strict confidence.
LOW ROUND TRIP FARES TO
CALIFORNIA'S EXPOSITIONS
AND THE MM COAST
Low round trip faros are now In
effect via the Bconic Highway of the
Northern Pacific Ry. to California's Ex
positions via the North Pacific Coast
These tickets permit liberal stop-overs
and enable the tourlBt to Include both
Expositions as well as a atop-over at
Yellowstone National Tark via Gardi
ner Gateway.
If you will advise when you will plan
your western trip, I will be pleased to
quoto rates, send a copy of our hand
some Expositions folder as well as
Yellowstone National Tark and travel
literature, and assist you in any way
possible In planning your 191a vaca'
lion trip. A. M. Clolnnd. General Pas
senger Agent, 517 Northern I'acliic
Ry., Bt, Paul, Minnesota. Adv.
WHEN A MAN MARRIES
18 HE SUPPOSED TO ESPOUSE
ENTIRE FAMILY?
Frank Opinion of King.
Victor Emmauuel, king of Italy, Is
a keen fisherman and spends bou
after hour with his rod, though the
best of luck does not always attend
his piscatorial expeditions. Once,
after several hours' angling had
brought him only three poor fish and
he was returning to the castle, bo was
met by a peasant with a magnificent
catch of trout "You seem to be no
great fisherman, to judge by your
catch," commented the peasant
should say you were about as lucky
as the king." "Why?" Inquired his
majesty. "Oh," replied the peasant
"ho thinks a great deal of himself as
a sportsman, but he is a poor body,
much more fit to be a kiug than
fisherman."
The Natural Sequence.
"How was the dog show?"
"A howling success." Baltimore
American.
In 25 years, 54:1,991 persons have
been killed In India by snakebite, If a
report may be believed.
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Man's Ingratitude.
"My employers played mo a rather
eartloes trick." remarked the man
flio Is always kicking.
Why, I thought they had in-
pressed roar compensation.!'
Yea. Tut they Increased It Just
rflough. to compel me to keep books
fhssre out my income tax."
In Doubt.
"What Is you son doing now?"
"Wielding a paste brush and scls-
ora."
"Paperhanger or editor?"
Economy.
Mrs. Homespun What'll we con
tribute to the "llnister's donation
party?
Farmer Homespun Wall, I dun no
Manner, "raters Is way up, pork Is
way up, fowl Is way up we'll save
money by giving him money.
Any woman can keep an expense ac
count, but not more than ono In a
thousand can make It tally with hor
cash.
Gas Is used In pi lling teeth and
selling mining storks.
Rheumatism
Muscle Colds
"It is easy to use and quick to respond. No work. Just
apply. It penetrates without rubbing."
Read What Other Say I
"H.T. sard your Lioimeni. very auooeeifully in a can of rhrumatiem, and
alwaya bar a bottle on hand in
can of a cold or eor. throat. I
wiih to aay I think It oat of
the twit of houerhold rerordu-e. I
would not hava tiled It only it waa
recommended to ma by a friend of
mine who, I wish to any, is ona of
the brat booatere (or your Liniment
I erer aw." J. W. FuiUr, Dnttr,
Cfc
"Jutt a line In pralas o( Sloan'a
Liniment. I bare been ill nearly
foul teen werka with rheumatism,
hare been treated by doetora who
did their beat, I had sot alcpt for
the terrible pain for eeveral nijbla,
when my wife ot me amall bottle
of the Liniment and three apptina
eatiom five tie Hief ao that I could
eleep." Jotr?h i'mmblyn, tit Cow
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HJMt EARL S. SLOAN. Inc. Dpt B pyuaelpnla. Pa.
Consensus of Case 8eem to 8 how
That H Actually Marries HI
Wlf and All Her Relative
How It Works.
"Docs a man marry his wife's fam
ily?" Ho claims be doesn't Hut a
prominent society woman declared not
j long ago that he does, no matter what
( be thinks about It, and more recently
a prominent college professor maoe
the same statement.
Looking around among one's ac
quaintances, for evidence, It Is a pret
ty general fact that the wife's family
la more In evldenco than the hus
band's One hears more of the wife's
kin, and the children seem to be bet
ter acquainted with relatives on the
maternal side.
When mother relatives come a-vls-Itlng
they are made much of and giv
en the run of the house. If any of fa
ther's relatives have the temerity to
Invite themselves for an extended vis
It there Is a chill In the home at
mosphere and nobody acts natural
least of all father, who Is made to feel
that he Is imposing upon the good na
ture of his overworked spouse.
The wife's relatives feel that It la
not only their right but their bounden
duty to butt In, no matter what the
circumstances. And usually the butt
In Is accepted meekly and endured
more or less amiably by the entire
family. Any husband who Is a gen
tleman will do his kicking away from
home, or, If he cannot contain himself
at the moment, go down and poke the
furnace and commune with the eat.
And yet. on the whole, the wlfe'a
relatives seldom ni Itu amount of
damage that a husband's relatives can
do, once they determine to make
themselves felt
When a husband's mother decides
that his children are not being
brought np right, or that his wife Is
extravRcnnt or a poor housekeeper,
etc, and that her Interference la nee
ensnry, real trouble starts, not only
for tho man's wife but even more so
for the man hlm.'elf. Ills mother-in-law
would never tlnre to attempt what
his own mother will do to him.
The wife may have a ne'er-do-well
brother who occasionally comes and
camps upon her hncpltnllty. Put If
the hnnband has stith a brother, nine
times In ten the brother has married
and expects his more prosperous rela
tives to support a wife and numerous
progeny.
As for fathers-in-law on both sides
they don't count appreclnbly. Hy
the time a man becomes a father-in-law
he has been so well trained Into
his proper sphere that he wisely re
fuses to mix In any kind of fnmlly af
fairs that do not concern his finances.
Anyway, there Is usunlly a chord of
sympathetic understanding between a
man and his father-in-law, while every
wife knows the wiles that will bind
her father-in-law to her for ever and
aye. Philadelphia Tlulletln.
How Doe'or Abbott Prepares Sermon.
Mt method of preparation for any
sermon or address Is to consider,
first, not my subject, but my object
that Is. what I want to accomplish.
Next 1 consider what thoughts snd
what organization of those thoughts
win be best fitted to accomplish that
object. And, third, In arranging those
thoughts I endeavor to make of them
not a chain but a river, to make
my argument cumulative, not merely
logical, so that the last thoughts will
be not merely the conclusion but the
climax of the thoughts that have gone
before. This I generally do without
the use of pen or pencil Usually,
however. 1 Jot down In a notebook ir
on a sheet of paper the major points
In the address after I have arranged
them In my mind, though I never
have this paper before me In speak
ing. It Is much more Important to
keep my mind In touch with my aud
itors than In touch with my theme.
Lyman Abbott In the Outlook.
Strange Rock Dweller.
One of the strangest creatures
known to science Is the pholas, or bor
ing clam When still very minute
the animal bores Into the sandstone
ledges at extreme low water, by means
of Its sharp shell, which Is replaced by
secretions as It Is worn away. It
penetrates the rock to a depth of
six or eight Inches, and hollows ont
Its burrow as It increases In size.
Shaped roughly like a top, It could not
leave Its rock dwelling even If It
wished to do so. For food, It depends
on the animalcules that float In sea
water, which It seizes by Its long si
phon, or tongue. The pholas Is In
great demand at the seaside resorts
along the raclflo coast, for Its meat Is
very tender and makes excellent soup.
The clams are dislodged In great
numbers from the ledges by the use
of dynamite, although it Is possible to
obtain them with a pick and crowbar.
Domesticated Geography,
You can wander around Meti (In
dian), and Gibraltar (Pennsylvania),
and Belgrade (Missouri), and Dun
kirk (Maryland) without being shot
as a spy. ir more ecnoiany associa
tions beckon, what say you to London
(Texas), Stratford (Connestlcut). Ox
ford (Idaho) Heidelberg (Mississip
pi) and Cambridge (Maine)? If you
love art and architecture, hie away to
Milan (Tennessee). Florence (Utah),
Vienna (South Dakota), or Versailles
(Kentucky) And If you seel: the
antique flavor of Athens, or Pompeii,
or Venice, or au other venerable
ruin-
But what's tho ose? We have It all
America; Just run over the map
and take your choice Geography It
the finest of Indoor sports this year,
anyhow.
In
Barrel of Booty.
Sol Sodbuster Hear about the rob
bery down f to' 6 an' lOcont store
last ntpht?
Hiram Hayrack Nope D'they alt
much?
8ol. 8udhuster Tep Ther was tn
there two hours and carried awa
Dearly a , dollar's wuto o' goods.
Puck.
An eminent physician
lays down these simple rules for better
health:
1. Drink lots of water. 2. Eat slowly. 3.- Chew your
food well. 4. Have plenty of chewing gum on hand. Use
it shortly after meals and chew until the "full" feeling
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The Wrigley Spearmen want to
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SOME HARM IN
Certainly Not Scotch.
Guests of the late Sir Henry Camp-bcll-Buniieruian
wero dlHCUSBing the
nationality of J. II. Taylor, the former
golf champion, writes a contributor to
Fry's Magazine, and ono c.f the party
neserted tiiat tho player was a Scot.
Sir Henry was Incline! to ayree with
him.
"Well," Bald one of tho visitors, "all
I know about Taylor le that he's a very
nice man. My club engaged him to
play an exhibition match at a fixed fee,
but It was so wet that play was impos
sible. When he waa offered the fee
be firmly refused to take it, and would
receive only his bare traveling ex
penses." Campbell-Bannerman turned to the
other man who had been so sure of
Taylor's Caledonian birth and said,
"I'm afraid that fact is fatal to our
contention."
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But Many More May Come If You
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Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are
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Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Appropriate.
"Mabel Is certainly a great one for
looking on the bright side of things.
At the wedding the other day, I said
what a pity it was raining so, and
what do you think she answered?"
"What?"
"That as everything olso was so
In harmony with the decorations. It
waa lucky the bride carrlod a shower
bouqutt."
CORDIAL WELCOME FOR MULE
British Army Authorities Recognize
the Good Qualities of the
Unhandsome Animal..
It would appear from the quality of
the latest arrivals of mules here that
they arc to be used for cavalry pur
poses. The lot at Epsom are' declared
by experts to be as clean as polo
ponies, able to gallop, and quite big
enough for the purpose they are
about fourteen hands two inches high,
They would outrun any of the heavy
stamp of horse, of which thore are
plenty left, whilst horses suitable for
cavalry purposes are scarce all over
ttio world. Mules, of course, are used
by Spanish and Mexican cavalry, but
they have not hitherto been used in
the British army except for transport
and for mountain batteries. The like
lihood la that there will bo a revival of
the mounted' infantry idea, to take
Htht cavalry men who are now work
ing In the trenches from place to place
where motor traffic la Impossible. Sir
Garnet Wolscley In 1872 foretold some
thing of the kind in hla "Wellington
Essay," where he said that mounted
Infantry on mules or even In carts, ac
companled by a small proportion of
real cavalry, would be of signal use In
days to come. The mules and ponies
that formed the whole of Sir Fred
erick HoGcrs' transport from Kabul
to Kandnhcr ho had no oxen or
camels carried two "maunds," which
is about one hundred and sixty-pounds,
but were capable of carrying much
more. A mountain battery mule's load
runs up up to 220 pounds, but he Is
never as big as even fourteen bands
Manchester Guardian.
Not Now.
Asker Smlthers has an automobile.
Tellit Not a bit of it He collided
with a train yesterday. Town Topics.
The frigate bird holds the record
among the aviator. It reaches a speed
of 200 miles an hour.
Keep Butter Sweet
Housekeepers who get butter by the
jar or tub will find that a little char
coal placed in a paper bag and then
put Into tho tub or Jar will keep the
butter sweet
Dally Thought
The gods will give what Is most
suitable rather than what Is most
pleasing; man la dearer to them than
he la to himself. Juvenal. ,
Another One.
"What are the two sexes, Alec?"
asked the teacher. "Masculine and
feline," answered Aleo.- Woman'
Home Companion.
Take Your Choice.
There are but two ways of rising in
the world, observes La Bruyere, by
your own Industry or by the weakness
of others.
Man of Many Duties.
A contributor to the Docket Bends
tho following concerning a law of
North Carolina:
"It was probably a surprise to the
Justices of the North Carolina su
preme court to learn the geueral as
sembly's opinion of their needs, as ex
pressed In chapter 156 of the Public
General Laws of 1911 as follows:
" Section 1. That the fireman of tho
supreme court building shall be ap
pointed by the chief justice aud as
sociate justices of the supreme court.
and when not engaged in his duties as
fireman shall act as assistant janitor
of the supreme court, and shall assist
in the cleaning and cure of the su
preme court and perform such other
duties as may be designated by the
said justices of the supremo court"
"It seems that the general assem
bly has here created the offlce of fireman-bath
attendant-nurse."
Had Enough of War.
After a season In the trenches, knee
deep In mud and water, yet not hav
ing seen one of the enemy In all that
time, Private Cox was Invalided
home. After relating all the adven
tures which he and his comrades had
experienced, he concluded, "And now
I comes 'ome full of bloody rheuina
tlBin an' 1 'opes I never see a bloody
battle again."
MOONLIGHT
Scientist Have Been Giving the Mat
ter Attention and Now Are Out
With Explanation.
Tho alleged harmfulness of moon
light ia at last receiving scientitiu at
tention. It seems that the light of the
moon, being reflected, Is polurized;
that Is, the vibrations are in one plane
instead of all planes, as in liglil com
ing directly from its source, it Is
also said that it has less germicidal
power than direct light, and that de
cay is therefore quicker,
Ai; this may be true, and it may ex
plain some of the folklore as to moon
light We have so long believed these
tales to be the myths of primitive peo
ples that we are not inclined to take
any suggestions In this line seriously.
They are really mistaken attempts at
the scientific explanation of phe
nomena noticed for the first time.
The folk talrs seem to have orig
inated In lands of very clear atmos
phere, and it Is extremely doubtful
whether In northern misty climates
moonlight has any ocular or nervous
effect one way or the other. Still we
are often surprised at the facts elicited
from still moro bizarre Investigations.
Surely polarized light must have In
jurious rectinnl effects, and it might
bo well to find out that much.
Surely a Rascal.
A short time ago a mnn was charppd
In Glasgow with stealing a herring
barrel. After the chargo had been
proved the principal accuser thus ad
dressed the magistrate:
'"Deed, Sir BalJIe. the man at the
bar Is a great rogue; the stealing o'
the barrel Is nacthlng to some of his
tricks. He stole my sign-board last
week, and what does your houor think
he did wl't?"
Magistrate That would be hard for
me to say.
Witness Weel, sir. I ll tell ye. He
brought It into my ain shop, wl' my
aln name on't, and offered to soli me't,
as he said he thought It would be o'
malr use to me than onyhody else."
Pat in a Quandary.
Pat was at the the railway station,
and be put a penny in a machine bear
ing the inscription, "Pull the handle
with a jerk."
After Pat had put the penny In the
slot he began looking all over the
machine.
A porter passing at the time asked.
"Hello, Pat, wont the machine
work?"
"Iiegorra!" said Pat "1 dunno. It
says, 'Pull tho handle with a Jerk."
But I can't find the blessed jerk to pull
it with."
Nonfrxn so ffffctive as n.ma
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Woofl
Don't worry too much over the un
pronounceable names in the war news.
The chances are that you don't pro
nounce even the easy ones correctly.
Haverhill Evening Cazette.
A Different Species.
"How did his tale of a sea serpent
turn out?"
"It turned out to be a sea gull."
Her Opinion.
"Are you fomi of bridge?"
"Well, It beats washing dishes any
day." Detroit Free Press.
Waiting works wonders if
work hard while waiting.
you
my
Halr-Rallng Tate.
Samson had Just wandered Into the
club.
"For tho love of Mike!" they ex
claimed, "who cut your hair?"
And Samson, muttering something
about Delilah, rushed luto the cold,
bleak outer darkness.
But be Bald nothing about It being a
relic of barbariBiu. Philadelphia Pub
lic Ledger.
All the Difference.
"In India a Ino of rupees la a for
tune." "And In America a lack of dol
lars Is a misfortune." Boston Transcript.
First English Medal liaued.
Medals as decorations for military
service were first Issued in England
by Charles I In 1C43.
A Cheerful Liar.
"Sir," she Bald angrily, "I under
stand you said I had a face that would
stop a clock"
"Yea, that's what I said," he calm
ly replied. "Any well-regulated clock
would pause and hold up its hands lu
admiration at eight of your lovely
face."
Only a fool would aUow his dazzling
prospect to make him blind to hi
own interests.
It' the man who doesu't want cred
it who ha a good rating
Had Conductor Guessing.
I want to be procrastinated at do
nex' corner," said the negro passenger.
You want to be what?" demanded
the conductor.
Don't lose your temper. I had to
look In de dictionary myse'f befo' I
found out dat 'procrastinate' menus
put off.' "
A Bird.
Peggie Why do you say he Is a
bird?
Polly Well he Is chicken hearted
and pigeon-toed, hp the habits of an
owl, likes to wear a swallow-tail coal
and collars with wings, he Is always
acting the goose, nnd he is a perfect
Jay. Judge. :
Hidden
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you run the risk of finding
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Buy materials that last
Certain-teed
Roofing
- our folding- product i cuamnttml 5 ywtra
for 1-ply. 10 ytnra for 2-ply and IS yrara for
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lute aorfneed ahinirln, building- papers, wall
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Such a Wallop!
"What are you two girls talking
about?"
"Nothing are yur ears burning?"
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
If a woman ha a really good hus
band the neighbor nearly alwaya aay
be In henpecked.
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