" FOR i For sick headache, bad breath, Sour Stomach and constipation. CM a 10-cent box now. No odds bow bad your liver, itomacb er bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable and uncomfort ible yon are from conetlpatlon, Indica tion, biliousness and sluggish bowels -you always gej the desired results with Cascnrets. Don't lot your stomach, liver and bowels make you miserable. Take Cascarets to-night; put an end !o the headacho, biliousness, dizziness, nenr onsness, sick, sour, gassy stomach, backache and all other distress; cleanse your Inside organs of all the bite, gases and constipated matter which is producing the misery. A 10-cent box means health, happi ness and a clear head for months. Ne more daya of gloom and distress If you wfll take a Cascaret now and then. All stores Bell Cascarets. Donl forget the children their little In side seed a cleansing, too. Adv. Couldn't Get It. "1 like this quaint little mountain Tillage of yonrs, waiter. I suppose I can get plenty of oxygen here?" "No, sir; we've got local option." Facred Heart Review. tmpolant to Mother FJiftinlna carefully every bottle ot CASTOKIA. a safe and sure remedy for Infanta and children, and see that It 6ltnature of fiui$ffiUcjfa In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher! Castori Ever Happen to You? Illtl It Is said there are 926 sepa rate operations In the manufacture of a watch that sells for a dollar. Jill Well, there are more than that whea ane has stopped and a fel low is trying to make It go. Indefinite. "How Is It you college boys stick" to the hazing gameT" "Oh, it's such a bully game!" ARslyze the contents of your cup of lorrow and youll be surprised at tho hnpplsws fonnd therein. RFMARRMMr ITT.FR FROM A VTT.l t KXN WANIIIM.TON lKI (ililNT. Inrrrrarrlo KllXlr HmttfUihr grratnmrdy ttircki'U ond fmvmr all all matartal rtc?. "Wilkin Uia luM Are month. I har. wilit i.O" holI'Mof F.lilrBlM-U,fi"-Mnlin.( liillHiid F.r. Our ciuttomem .pak rrry well of It, r. mry Kran, 9tt T N. W.. Wa.hlnglon, 1 C." FlUIr llak-k 60 cnl all drugirlntH, or 1j Parrrla ISwt, preuaia, Iron Klociewnkt a Ca., Waatiiatua, U. O. DIoq's Find. Dlgejies was searching the streets of Athens for the honest man, when sud denly the spirit of Ananias sidled up to him and whispered. "Diogenes, 1 am a liar!" Thereupon Dlogcnos scratched his bald pate for a time In perplexity, but finally, closing his lantern, had to In vite the shade home to dinner. Co lumbia Jester. Submerged Timber. The atrennth of a hemlock stick a foot e no are that bad been In water for almost forty years was recently test ed la the 600,000-pound testing ma chine at Rensselaer Polytechnic Insti tute at Troy, In New York. The llm bar. which was 18 feet 9 Inches long, had formed part of one of the piers of the Congress street bridge at Troy. Whea the pier broke down after the flood la the spring of 1913, the timber was turned over to one of the material-testing laboratories of the Insti tute. It wss kept In the open air for three months, and then placed In a dry room Tor a Uttle more than nine months. When placed in the testing machine, the calumn failed nnder a load of 384,000 pounds; that Is, the long-submerged wood showed an ulti mate strength of 1,670 pounds to the square Inch. In the opinion of Prof. T. R. Lawson. who conducted the test, the remarkable strength of this piece of hemlock seems to show that be ing Immersed In water for a long time does not decrease the column strength of timber that hi subsequently permit ted ta dry out Tooth's Companion. CHILDREN SHOWED IT Effect of Their Warm Drink In the Morning. "A year ago I was a wreck from cof fee drinking and was on the point of giving up my position In the school room because of nervousness. "I was tolling a friend about it and hi said, 'We drink nothing at meal time but Postum, and It la such a com tort to have something we can enjoy drinking with the children.' "I was astonished that she would allow the children to drink any kiud of coffeo, but she said Postum was not coffee, but a most healthful drink for children as well as for older ones, and that the condltiou of both the chll drea and adults showed taut to be a fact "I wus la despair and determined to give Postnm a trial, following the directions carefully. It was a docldod success and I was completely won by Its rloh delicious flavor. "In a short time I noticed a decided Improvement In my condition and kept growing better month after month, until now I am bealvhy, and do my ork In the school room with ease and Pleasure. I would not return to nerve destroying coffee for any money." Name given by Tostum Co., Battle Creek. Mich. Read "The Road to Wellvllle." In pkga. Postum cornea In two forms: Regular Postum muBt be well toNed. ibo and 25c packages. Initarit Postum la a soluble pow I A tenspoonful dissolves quickly ln a cup of hot water and. with cream "d sugar, makes a delicious beverage "Untly. 30c and 60c tins. Itota kinds are equally delicious and ."2; Pw .cup about the same. There's a Reason" For Postum. ' sold by Grocers. GASGARETS LIVER BOILS l Three Pictures I from God's Album Br REV B. B. SUTCUFFE AaaUat SarmHadnt Mm. Moodr Bibb iMtiluu, Chiuia TKXT Abram 5wl1d In the land of Cnnann, and I-ot ilwxllrd In the cltien ot the plain, and pitched his tent towards Bndom. Hut the men of Bottom wcra wlikPd and alnin-ra before the Lord ex-ccedingl.-tien. 13:12, 11. Someone has said that the Old Tes tament is God's picture gallery where be has given us In picture form the doctrines and t rut til he devel' ops ln the New Testament. Our text has three of these pictures, In which three classes of persons are described Abram, Lot and the men of Sodom. Living for Self. Taking these in reverse order, we can see bow the men of Sodom Illustrate a large number of people today. They are those whose under lying principle might be termed liv ing for self alone. They do not care for r&il religion, but are occupied en tirely with the things of time and sense. What they will eat today or what they will wear tomorrow is to them vastly more Important than how they will stand before God In the future. Their effort Is concerned with this life aione, and they live and work and play as though there were no such thing as eternity and no such person as God. They come to the end like the roan who told himself he could re tire from business because he hid much goods laid up for many years and he could now afford to enjoy the fruits of his toil and eat, drink and be merry. Ilut he had laid up all his goods on the earth; they were not taken from him, but he was taken from them, and it Is no wonder the Lord says he was a fool. The class under consideration are not neces sarily bad people, for usually they are tolerant of religion, as the people of Sodom did not mind having Lot ln their midst. But the religion that Lot had was not very insistent. When It would threaten to Interfere with business or with pleasure it must not be beard. It was time then to laugh it out of court as a sort of fable, and when it became personal Lot was to them as one who mocked. And God draws the picture of the end of these who live for self alone. They come to the end so hardened against relig ion that they court their own doom, as the men of Sodom were overcome by the catastrophe which overwhelmed both them and their city. Living for Self and God. The second picture Is that of Lot. In whom the half-and-half Christian Is easily seen. This man illustrates those who seem to have, as the under lying principle of life, the idea of liv ing for self and for God too. They at tempt to serve two masters, and, fall ing to serve either, come to the end with nothing to show for their labor. They trust their own vlsiou end live by sight and not by faith. Lot looked on the well-watered plain and, as far as he could see, it was the very thing he' onght to have, the very thing that was best for blm. But, as God saw, it was the very thing be ought not to have, the thing that was worst for him. He hazarded everything he had or hoped to have himself, his family, his property on what he could Bee with his own eyes, when he might hare chosen what God could see. He trusted himself rather than God and the results were Inevitable. He lost what God would have given him and he lost the enjoyment the men of Sodom had; for all the time he was there his righteous soul was vexed. He was neither out and out for self nor out and out for God. Ho had tried to live for God and self, he had tried to serve two masters and to get both pie wealth of Sodom and the wealth ot God. But he ended with awful dis aster, losing his property, his testi mony, his family all that he had. It Is still true that one cannot serve God and Mammon. The half-antVbalf Christian neither has peace and en V 'vl k "I" 1 '-V.V j I I joyment In this life nor riches and power in the next. Living for God, The last picture Is that ln which the "out-and-out" Christian is seen in Abram. The underlying principle of his life seems to be that he had made np his mind to serve' God alone. He was far from being a perfect man. He made many mistakes tnd even com mitted some sins. Bnt underneath be was living for God. He had learned "thou shalt have no other God before me" and his life was governed by this principle. He recognized that he could serve only one master with any hope of success and he chose to have the Lord as that one Master. What he was and bad and hoped to be be longed to that Master to do with as the Master desired. Where he was to be and go depended on that Mas ter's direction.. He would not lean to his own understanding nor judge by the sight of his eyes nor walk by his own wisdom. He would gladly take the seeming second best from God, be lieving that whatever appearances jilght say, they could not toll the whole truth. It looked to Abram any thing but good when he was asked to give his own son to God, but even that was good in the eyes of God, and now that the story Is all told, it is good In the eyes of Abram too. If those who are gone could, from their graves, gaze over the path they have trodden and then speak to us, the unanimous testimony would be that God's way Is beBt ' N. MLTMtlONAl swrsoiooL Lesson (Py K. O. HELLERS, Acting" Director of Bumlay School Courae, Moody Brbla In stitute, Chicago.) LESSON FOR MARCH 21 JONATHAN AND HIS ARMOR BEARER. LESSON TEXT-I B:imwl H:l-13. GOLDEN TEXT-Let ui put on the ar mor ot Uk-ht.-Kotn. 13:12. ,' Samuel's review of his life of Integ rity, his charge to the Israelites, God's testimony of displeasure over their persistent desire to have a king, ana Samuel's words of comfort and as surance as found In chapter 12, form an intertsting connection with last Sunday's lesson. In chapter 13 we have the record of Ieracl again in dis tress and of Saul's folly ln bis assum ing the priestly office (vr. 13, 14). I. Saul's Distress, vv. 1-4. That Saul's disobedience, jnst indicated, bad Incurred God's displeasure, we know. It evidently had its ettect upon the people also, for his army had dwindled during the Intervening. fifteen or eight een years, from 330,000 (ch. 11:8) to a feeble 600 (v. 2). They were further handicapped by a lack of weapons (ch. 13:19-23). Deserted by Jehovah, by Samuel, Jehovah's priest, and by nearly all ot his enthusiastic subjects (see 11:12) Saul was "in the uttermost part of Glbeah" hiding under a pome granate tree (nee vv. 11, 22 and 13:6). This may refer to his being nt Rimmon (Judges 20:43-47). In this retirement Saul retains Ahluh (v. 3) as priest thus keeping up the outward form of worship. This priest is not referred to as Jehovah's. He was a grandson of Phlnehns, one of Eli's wicked sons, and as such was not to be a successor In the high priest's office (ch. 2:30 3C). Such an outward form of "dead works" cannot take the place of a liv ing faith. For Sanl to consult the or acle of the Urim and Thummlm worn by the priest and later to call up fa miliar spirits, shows his lack of spir itual apprehension. The references made to Saul's conduct (chapters 12, 13) are an indication of his character and emphasize the psalmist's words as found ln Ps. 119:11. 105. II. Jonathan's Victory, w. 4-13. But God had one leader to whom be could speak, Jonathan, who Is one of the finest and most attractive characters in the whole Bible. This episode is among the most brilliant ln the his tory of the Israelitish nation. It was a brave deed, and an evidence of that triumphant faith shown so clearly in Jonathan's dealings with David. There seems to be a suggestion that Jona than had lost confidence In his fa ther, for neither hef nor the people knew where Jonathan had gone. Verses 4 and 6 vividly picture the nature of the location wherein Jona than undertook this feat Jonathan clearly counted upon the fleshly cov enant sign as ground upon which to expect help and victory over his ene mies, who lacked such a sign (v. 6). The army of the Philistines had been divided Into three sections (Ch. 13: 17), and this gave Jonathan his op portunity. The garrison at Mlchmash was on the opposlto side of the ra vine from Geba, Saul's headquarters. Hidden by the cliffs It was quite easy to approach the Philistines. Jonathan It may be that the Lord will work for us; for there Is no re straint to-the Lord to save by many or by few (v. 6). Armorbearer Do all that Is in thine heart; behold I am with thee. Jonathan We will pass . . over, and will discover ourselves. The test, as recorded In verses 9 and 10 was a real one and a reve lation of Jonathan's shrewdness. Not to be Invited up by the Philistines would suggest a desire they may have bad to cover up any weakness. To be asked to "come" suggests their self confidence, carelessness and lack of suspicion. Their contempt is Indi cated and emphasized in the words: "The Hebrews come forth out of th holes where they had hid themsolves" ' (v. 11). Their pride Is shown by the Invitation extended: "Come . . . and we will show you a thing" (. 12). At the first blow Jonathan and his companion struck terror Into the hearts of the camp, and this is In tensified by an earthquake, for God fousht on his side. From across the valley the watchers of Saul's army saw the consternation and together those who had hidden themselves Joined in making the victory both great and complete (v 22). We of this age have the covenant of the protec tion and support of One who enables the weakest to win victories (I Cor. 1:26-29; Zech. 4:6; Matt. 19:26). Jon athan redeemed God's promise that "one shall chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight" (Deut 32: SO), and had an armorbearer "ready at bis command." The exhortation to each one is that we say to our great Leader: "Do all that Is ln thine heart; behold I am wi$ thee." Such faith and Intrepidity was sufficient to strike terror into the heart of the en emy, but it is only possible to -those whose confidence is that "the Lord will deliver." Today's Message. Two young men of faith saved a nation sunk ln dospalr and disgrace. They Inspired confi dence In God and his promises. "Youth for battles, old age for counsel," but there are times that demand action more than conference and considera tion. Courage Is only of value, how ever, when based upon much training, devotion to God, the Interests ot oth ers, and a clear vision. It is not a mere flash in life's pathway. Courage Is contagious; Jonathan's feat set on fire the soul of a nation. ' Read again the roll of honor ln the eleventh chap ter of Hebrews. The highest courage is cot physical but moral. This cour age is open to all. but It Is intelligent ly grounded upon God's sure revela tion In hla word and in the person of his Son, our Lord. "And his armor bearer lifter him." f HE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO. PA. eirr tc juun Clll DUlin . I OHUE. I L-n nnu guu own DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR Look Years Youngerl Try Grandma't Recipe of Sags and 8ulphur and Nobody Will Know. Almost everyone knowa that Sag? Tea and Sulphur properly compound ed, brings back the natp'- color and lustre to the balr wbe- , I ed, :.reaked or gray; also ends dandruff, lushing acalp and steps falling balr. Yevs ago the only way to get tbla mlxtura was to make It at borne, which ia mussy and troublesome. Nowadays we simply ask at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will get a large bottle for about 60 cents. Every body uses this old, famous rpclpe, be cause no one dan possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as It does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morn ing the gray hair disappears, and after another applleatlon or two, your balr becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years younger. Adr. One-Hundred-Dollar Tree. The government has received $99.40 ln payment for a singlo sugar pine tree that a trespasser cut In the Stan islaus National forest ln California. It yielded more than enough actual ium fcr for a good-sized house, or for a two-foot board walk nearly two miles long. The tree scaled 18,933 board feet and was valued at $5.25 a thousand feet Officers of the for est service believe that although na tional forest timber Is frequently sold at a higher rate a foot, no other tree ever felled in a national forest has been worth so much. Youth's Com panion. Fiction and Reality. It la a simple truth to say that many things happen In Action which would be quite impossible ln fact, as any censor knows. It is in falling to dis tinguish between these two that many artists and most critics blunder and tbls error Is in effect the same as that of the ambitious actor who, having once to play the part, for the first time, of an Intoxicated ruffian in a certain melodrama, went to a neigh boring tavern and intoxicated himself. He thought that tbls would storm the house, but on the contrary he was Im mediately fired by the management for a fool and rightly. F. H. Martin, lo the Book Buyer. KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM EATIN3 TOO MUCH MEAT Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Back Hurts or Bladder Bothers Meat Forma Uric Acid. We are a nation of meat eaters and our blood is filled with uric acid, says a well-known authority, who warns us to be constantly on guard against kid ney trouble. The kidneys do their utmost to free the blood of tbls irritating acid, but become weak from the overwork; they get sluggish; the ellmlnatlve tis sues clog and thus the waste is re tained in the blood to poison tho en tire system. When your kidneys ache and feel like lumps of lead, and you have sting ing pains ln the back or the urine is cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad der Is irritable, obliging you to seek relief during the night; when you have severe headaches, nervous and dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or rheumatism in bad weather, gut from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful ln a glass of water before breakfast each morning and ln a few days your kid neys will act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu tralize the acids ln urine so it Is no longer a source of irritation, thus end ing urinary and bladder disorders. Jad Salts is Inexpensive and cannot Injure; makes a delightful efferves cent lithla-water drink, and nobody can make a mistake by taking a little occasionally to keep the kidneys clean and active. Adv It Pays to Pray, and Advertise. "Do you believe in the efficacy of prayer?" asked the new minister. "You bet!" triumphantly replied Sam Stinger, the enterprising real estate dealer. "Why, at the prayer meeting last Thursday night, I prayed loud and long for blessings on our progressive little city, incidentally mentioning a few of the advantages it possesses tor profitable Investments, and next morn ing I sold four lota ln my new Sky High addition to a stranger who had happened to drop ln at the services!" Kansas City Star. Free to Onr Handera , Writ Marine E.ve Remedy On., Chimin, for 4S-pnr Illustrated Ere Book FYre. Write all about your Eye Trouble u thiy will adle an to tlie Proper Application of the Murine Eye Remedies ln Your Special Case. Ymir lniRirlnt will tell you that Murine Hellrvr, Bore Eyea, Strengthens Weak Kyca. Poenn't Smart, Soothe Kve Pain, and sella for 10c. Try It In Yonr Eyea and ln Baby'a Eyea for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Adr. Ingredients. "I don't think your speech was as full of ginger as some of your former etTorts." "Maybe- It wasn't" replied Senator Sorghum. "The way a man has to stick to a topic In these filibustering days makes him inclined to dispense with ginger and look tor glue." True Generosity. Mary Pld you give anything to the poor this wintr? Hazel Yes; I gave my old shoes. Mary Well, there's nothing small about that kind of charity. How She Considered It He "So you are going to consider my proposal? Sho 1 do consider It a Joko. Conghi and Colds cannot hold out against Dean's Mentholnted Couph llrops. A single dose gives relief 5c at all Druggists. Your Uncle Samuel Bpent $800,000, 000 for Jewelry lost year. m?cr (Conducted by the National Woman's Christian Temperance Union.) DE8IRE OF WHI8KY VICTIM. Some years ago In a village ot west ern New York on election morning the recognized village toper went to the polls. He asked for a temperance bal lot, and a liquor seller got blm one, supposing a Joke was at band. Fold ing It as best he could with trembling hands, the blear-eyed, bloated-faced, ragged, unkempt man went to the bal lot box and registered his wish. Then they began to scoff and sneer at the drunkard who bad cast a temperance vote. "A pretty temperance voter you are," said one. "Why, if there was a bottle of whisky yonder there at the top of that liberty pole, and if you could have the whisky by climbing the pole at the risk of your life, you know you'd climb." And then the drunkard stralghtcocd himself up as best he might and answered them. "Know It!" be said, with trembling, painful emphasis: "Know it! Oh, yes, I know it And I know another thing, gentlemen If the whisky wasn't there I wouldn't climb." TRIED AND CONVICTED. It is one of the most cheering signs of the times that 'the cause of tem perance Is steadily gaining champions In the United States congress. This from Representative Clyde Kelly of Pennsylvania: "The American saloon has already been tried and convicted in one-half tho territory of the United States, and in the remaining territory where it atill waves the Stars and Stripes It will soon be seeing the stars and wearing the stripes. Facing the facts and knowing the meaning of the strug gle, the liquor interests are forming a battle line of gigantic strenjth. We accept its mighty challenge, for we know that with this giant wrong over thrown many others which have marred and scarred humanity for gen erations will go crashing down ln one great heap of wreck and rubbish. And crediting that, we do not ask how many the enemies are, we only SBk where the enemies are." NO FINANCIAL PANIC. The American Machinist recently published a chart showing the num ber of workers (wage-earners, proprie tors and executives) engaged in twelve of the manufacturing industries of this country. The following are the fig ures: foundry and machine shop prod uct. 1.117.411 Lumber and tlmlwr products 7M.:i9 J"rinlln and publishing 3Vj,WI ('otton goods 3". "I Men's clothing 27I.T Iron and stci l &m "! Bints and shoft 2IS9-'1 Tobacco products I973T Women's clothing l!'7."-'l Meat products Malt Ihiuora OVT.". Mstllled liquors If all the breweries and distilleries were to close their plants tomorrow there would be no panic In the busi ness world, only a little readjustment HER LITTLE LECTURE. A young man, ln company with sev eral other gentlemen, called upon a young lady. Her father was present to assist ln entertaining the guests, and offered wine, but the young lady asked, "Did you call upon me or upon papa?" Gallantry,lf nothing else, compelled them to answer, "We called on you." "Then you will please not drink wine. have lemonade for my vis itors." The wme glasses were set down, with their contents untasted. After leaving the house one of the party exclaimed, "That was the most effectual temperance lecture I ever heard." POLICEMEN AGAINST SALOONS. "How many of you would like to see all the saloons closed?" asked Catch-My Pal Patterson of 200 po licemen who had gathered at the mounted police headquarters In Chi cago to hear him speak. Atl but about twenty-five men stood up. Capt. Charles Healey, who Intro duced Mr. Patterson, took occasion to say that no man who drank could re main on the mounted police force. CHEERING NEWS FROM TEXAS. The farmers of Texas are organiz ing to "oppose the liquor traffic and to assist In all proper ways In driving liquor out of the state." Since farm ers are a potent factor In the making of "dry" states, this is a cheering sign of the times fr the Lone Star State. COLORADO BANKS GAIN. During the six weeks Immediately following the adoption of state-wide prohibition the state banks of Colo rado made a gain In resources of $l,576,fi39.89. The real estate dealers gay that saloonkeepers and bartenders are buying ranches and truck farms. BREWERS' VIEW. "There are even companies and In dividual employers who threaten to discharge employees for drinking al cohol at any time. They do not care If that Is social and economic slavery. Their main object is to protect their pocketbooks." The Brewers' Journal. DRINKER NOT WANTED. "The last man hired, the first fired the man who drinks." Guides to Success. In picking out your career, consid er the things you like to do, the things you can do best God gaTe you these aptitudes, and they are to be fol lowed, not fought; though you may have to serve a long apprenticeship In doing things you don't like before you can swing out fully into doing the things you can do. Do what you can do best Go where you are most needed. Start in anywhere; only get busy and keep busy. But don't be IrapatienL God often takes a long time to get his servants ready. Christian Herald. MOTHER! LOOK AT I If cross, give feverish, constipated, "California Syrup of Figs" A laxative today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with waste, liver geta sluggish; stomach sour. Look at the tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child Is listless, cross, fev erish, breath bad, restless, doesn t eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other children's ailment, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," then don't worry, because It Is perfectly harmless, and in a few hours all this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently move out of the bowels, end you have a well, playful child again. A thor ough "Inside cleansing" Is ofttlmes all that Is necessary. It should be the first treatment given In any sickness. Beware of counterfeit fig syrups Ask at the store for a BO-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grownups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv. The 8hot That Missed. In controversy it is better to be In tellectually honest than to be consis tent In an ecclesiastical dlsruspton that occurred at one of the general assem blies of the Presbyterian church In the United Stntes Doctor Krcbs was press ing his antagonist, Doctor Breckln rldgo, hard with his authorities, and at last, as the New York Times relates, came down on him with this: "And now I will proceed to quote Breckin ridge against Breckinridge." Without rising from his seat, Doctor Breckinridge Instantly retorted, "And you could not possibly cite an author ity that would have less weight with me!" DO NOT HESITATE To Use Cutlcura on Skin-Tortured Babies. Trial Free. A hot bath with Cutlcura Soap and gentle application of Cutlcura Oint ment a once relieve, permit rest and sleep and point to speedy healment of eczemas, rashes, ltchings and irri tations of infants and children even in severe cases. Sample each free by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere. 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Mo one sick with woinau'a ailments dues justice to herself if she does not try this fa mous medicine made from roots and herbs, it baa restored so many suffering womento health. f "Vrireto I.T1HA E.l'IXKHAM MEDICIJrECO. Lr-.7 (COJil'IOESTIAL) LYa , MASS., for ad vice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and licld la vtrict conildeuco, aiifi iW4 Epitaph Misinterpreted. A neighbor's little daughter, after looking for tome time at Shakes pnare'a epitaph, which hung over the professor's fireplace, ran home. "Oh, mamma!" she said, "the B a have the strangest sign ln their llviog room. It says, 'For God's sake don't disturb the dust.' " Boatoa Trana-script Something of a "Slam." , Mandy "What fch yo' been goin' to de post office so reg'lar? Are you cor responding wlf some other female?" P.astus "Nope, but since Ah been readln' in de papers 'bout deee 'con science funds,' Ah kind of thought Ah might possibly git a lettah from dat mlnlstah what married us. Topoka Journal. Camps New and Old. At an auction sale lu New Yorjfc city recently an oriental rug sold for 700; it was bought for a "private camp." Shades of Kit Carson, Davy Crockett and other pioneers in camp life will please take notice and reflect on tho change In standards sine "roughing it" first became popular. Nothing to Be Thankful For. Those favored few who, by their rank or their riches, are exempted from all exertion, have no reason to be thankful for the privilege. It was the observation of this necessity that led the ancients to sny that the goda sold us everything but gave us Dotty lng. Charles Colton. What Made the Difference. Husband "lie reasonable, dear! Al exander the Creat drank more than I do! So did Peter the Great, Adolphus the Great, the great Bismarck, and " Wife "Oh, Indeed! And were they buyers for Goldburg & Vladimer at thirty a week?" Town Topics. CRIPPLED WITH RHEUMATISM CURED BY SOM13 TESTIMOXT MMTwlfowiiSKOcHpr.l'l with Hbrxh mntiHinthttftliMcouKl uunilrvallc. Aftrr tryinif everything ele without getting any ivlicf I a nit pcrsuudod to try ngrrr Liniment. The Una bottleat ted like a churui and aft'.rtlp I iinm"lute reliuf and aftr u-iiiK 8 bottle alia wtm entirely well, ami (loin her Work With wriwt ju aii'l comfort. " Not lonit iui-!behs(1aTiothpTattack In tlmhhouMcr.onco more 1 u"d Yager-. Liniment w ith thoanmerotmlt. W are Hover without a Ix.ttie, in the house. 1 recouuueuit It lut hl,:b1y." THOMAS liOOKE, Profflt, Ta- YAGERS LINIMENT 13 THE GREAT PAIN ALLEVIATOR Only cornea ln I nrre Sic Ttottlea at all detilei-s, prepared by GILBERT BROS, k CO., INC. BALTIMORE, M0.