THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. AT CHlMJOiUE If cross, feverish, constipated, give "California Syrup of Figs" A laxative today eaves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up wltb waste, liver gets sluggish; stomacb our. Look at the tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child is listless, croBS, fev erish, breath bud, restless, doesn't eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other children's ailment, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," then don't worry, because It la perfectly harmless, and In a few hours all this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently move out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. A thor ough "inside cleansing" Is ofttlmes all that is necessary. It should be the Brst treatment given in any sickness. Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask at the store for a GO-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv. Decrease In Contagious Diseases. In view of the alarming increase in heart and arterial diseases, nervous troubles and insanity as well as can cer it Is at least comforting to find from recent .statistics that the mor tality from diphtheria and cerebro spinal meningitis has been reduced cearly CO per cent in New York alone lnce antitoxin was first understood True cholera Infantum, too, is rarely seen now that baby feeding has be come a science while the great epi demics of typhus and smallpox which used to sweep the country, are prac tically unknown. SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR Look Year Younger! Try Grandma's Recipe of 8age and Sulphur and Nobody Will Know. Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching calp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which Is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays we simply ask at any drug store for "Wyeth'a Sage and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will gel a large bottle for about CO cents. Every body uses this old, famous recipe, be cause no one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it o naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morn ing the gray hair disappears, and after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look year's younger, Air. 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UmimnImSi one o 20 Hie Gall of the Cumberlands By Charles Neville Buck With Illustrations from Photographs of Scenes in the Play (CopyrigM. lyi, by W. J. Wall At Co.) SYNOPSIS. On Mlsf-ry crevk Sally Miller finds OeurRO Lescott, a landHcupe imihter, un conscious. Jesse Purvy of the Hollmun dun lias hci-n shot and Hanmun Is sus-ix-cted of the crime. Hiimxon denies It. Tin. RhootlnK breaks the truce In the Hullnmn-Houth feud. Jim Hollinan hunts with lilootlliounds the nuin who shot I'ur vy. The bloodhounds lose the trail at Hploer Booth's door. Lesrott discover! artlHtlc ability in Haiimon. While sketch Inif with l.eiicott on the mountain, Tamu ruuk discovers Hummm to a jeering- crowd of mountaineers. Haiuson thrashes him and denounces lilin as the "Iruce-bus-ter" who shot Purvy. At Wile Mc ('Hircr' dnm-e PuniHori tells the South dun that tie Is going to leave the mountains. lscnit borne to New York. Samson bids Splrer end Sully farewell and follows. In New York Sum son studies art and learns much of city ways. Drennle l.escott persuades Wil fred Ilnrtnu, Iter dilettunt lover, to do a man's work In the world. CHAPTER IX. Christmas came to Misery wrapped In a drab mantle of desolation. At the cabin of the Widow Miller Sally was sitting alone before the logs. She laid down the slate and spelling book, over which her forehead had been strenuously puckered, and gazed some what mournfully Into the blaze. Sally bad a secret. It was a secret which she based on a faint hope. If Samson should come back to Misery be would come back full of new notions. No man had ever yet returned from that outside world unaltered. No man ever would. A terrible premonition said he would not come at all, but, If he did If be did she must know bow to read and write. Maybe, when she had learned a little more, she might even go to school for a term or two. The cramped and distorted chirog raph y on the slate was discouraging. It was all proving very bard work. The girl gazed for a time at something she saw In the embers, and then a faint mile came to her lips. By next Christ mas she would surprise Samson wltb a letter. It should be well written, and every "hain't" ..should be an "Isn't." e e Toe normal human mind Is a res ervoir which fills at a rate of speed regulated by the number and caliber of its feed pipes. Samson's mind had long been almost empty, and now from so many sources the waters of new things were ruBhlng In upon it that under their pressure It must fill fast or give away, lie was saved vfrom hopeless com plications of thought by a sanity which was willing to assimilate with out too much effort to analyze. The boy from Misery was presently less bizarre to the eye than many of the unkempt bohemlans be met In the life of the studios, men who quarreled garrulously over the end and aim of Art, which they spelled with a capi tal A and, for the most part, knew nothing of. He retained, except with in a small circle of intimates, a silence that passed for taciturnity, and a solemnity of visage that was often construed Into surly egotism. He still wore his hair long, and. though his conversation gradually sloughed off much of Its Idiom and vulgarism, enough of the mountaineer stood out to lend to his personality a savor of the crudely picturesque. Meanwhile be drew and read and studied and walked, and every day's advancement was a forced march. Lescott, tremendously Interested In his experiment, began to fear that the boy's too great somberness of dispo sition would defeat the very earnest ness from which It sprang. So one morning the landscape maker called on a mend wiiom be rightly believed to be the wisest man, and the great est humorist In New York. "I want jour help," said Lescott. 'I want you to meet a friend of mine and take him under your whig in a fashion. He needs you." The stout man's face clouded. A few years ago he bad oeen peddling bis manuscripts with the heart-sickness of unsuccessful middle age. Today men coupled his name with those of Kip ling and De Maupassant One of his antipathies was meeting people who sought to lionize him. Lescott read b-f xproHslon, and, before his hoBt had tlrh to. rMect. swept Into his re cital. At the end he summarized. , "The artist Is much like the setter pup. II its in mm, us as instinctive as a dog's nose. Hut to become e in dent he must go a-flcld with a steady veteran of his own breed." "I know!" The great man, who was also the simple man, smiled remluls cently. "They tiled to teach me to herd sheep when my nose was Itching for bird country. Bring on your man; I want to know him." Samson was told nothing of tbe be nevolent conspiracy, but one evening shortly later be found himself sitting at a cafe table wltb bis sponsor and a stout man, almost as silent as him self. Tbe stout man responded wtth something like churlish taciturnity to the half-dozen men and women who rame over wltb flatteries. But later, when tbe trio was left alone, bis face brightened, and be turned to tbe boy from Misery. "Docs Billy Conrad still keep store at StagboneT ' Samson started and bis gaze fell In amazement At the mention of tbe name be saw a Cross reads store with rough mulea hitched to fence palings. It was a picture of home, and here was a man who had been there! With glowing eyes the boy .dropped uncon sciously back into the vernacular of tbe hills. , l "Her ye been thar, stranger?" The writer nodded, and alpped his whisky. i "Not for tome years, though." he confessed, as he drifted Into reminis cence, which to Samson was like wa ter to a parched throat. When thoy left the cafe the boy felt u though he were taking leave of alt old and tried friend. By homely methods, this unerring diagnostician of the human soul bad been reading him, liking him, and making blm feel a heart-warming sympathy. It was not until much later that Samson realized how these two really great men bad adopted him as their "little brother" that he might have their shoulder-touch to march by. And It was without his realization, . too, that they laid upon him the Imprint of their own characters and philoso phy. "I have come, not to quarrel with you, but to try to dissuade you." The Hon Mr. WlcLMffe bit savagely at bis cigar and gave a despairing spread to his well-manicured hands. "You stand m danger of becoming the most cordially hated man In New York hated by the most powerful combinations In New York." Wilfred Horton leaned back In a swivel chair and put his feet up on bis desk. For a while he seemed Interested in bis own silk socks. "It's very kind of you to warn me," be said, quietly. The Hon. Mr. Wlckllffe rose in ex asperatlon and paced the floor. The smoke from his black cigar went be fore him In vicious puffs. Finally be stopped aud leaned glaring on tbe table. "Your family has always been con servatlve. When you succeeded to the fortune you showed no symptoms of this mania. In Cod a name, what has changed you?" "I hope I have grown up," explained tbe young man, with an unruffled tulle. "One can't wear swaddling clothes forever, you know." The attorney for an instant softened his manner as he looked Into the straight gazing, unafraid eyes of bis client. "I've known you from your baby hood. I advised your father before you were born. You bave, by the chance of blrtb, come Into tbe control of great wealth. Tbe world of finance Is of delicate balance. Squabbles in certain directorates may throw tbe Street into panic. Suddenly you emerge from decent quiet and run amuck In the china shop, bellowing and tossing your horns. You make war on those whose Interests are your own. You seem bent on barl-kari. You bave toys enough to amuse. Why couldn't you stay put?" "They weren't the right things. They were, as you say, toys." The smile faded and . Horton's chin set itself for a moment as be added: "If you don't think I'm going to stay put watch me." "Why do you have to make war to be chronically insurgent?" "Because" the young man, who bad waked up, spoke slowly "I am read ing a certain writing on tbe wall. Tbe time Is not far off when, unless we regulate a number of matters from within we shall be regulated from without." "Take for Instance this newspaper war you've Inaugurated on the police," grumbled tbe corporation lawyer. "It's less dangerous to the public than these financial crusades, but decidedly more so for yourself. You are re garded as a dangerous agitator, a mar plot! I tell you, Wlnfred, aside from all other considerations the thing la perilous to yourself. You are riding for a fall. These men whom you are whipping out of public life will turn on you." "So I hear. Here's a letter I got this morning unsigned. That Is, 1 thought it was here. Well, no matter, it warns me that I have less than three months to live unless I call off my dogs." ' It Is said that the new convert Is ever the most extreme fanatic. Wil fred Horton bad promised to put on his working clothes, and he bad done It wltb reckless disregard for conse quences. At first, he was simply obey ing Adrleune's orders; but soon be found himself playing tbe game for tbe game's sake. Political overlords, assailed as unfaithful servants, showed their teetb. From some bidden, but unfailing, source terribly sure and di rect evidence of guilt was being gath ered. For Wilfred Horton, who was demanding a day of reckoning and spending great sums of money to get it, there was a prospect of things do ing. Adrienne Lescott was In Europe. Soon she would return and Horton meant to show that be bad not burled his talent. e e For eight months Samson's life had run in the steady ascent of gradual climbing, but in the four months from the first of August to the first of De cember, the pace of bis existence sud denly quickened. He left off drawing from plaster casts and went Into a life class. In this period Samson had his first acquaiR'ancesblp wltb women, except those he had 'known from childhood. and his first acquaintance wltb the men who were not of his own art world. Tony Collasso was an Italian Illus trator who 'od&cd and painted in studio-apartments In Washington Square, South. His companions were various, numbering among tbem a group of those pygmy celebrities of whom one has never beard until by chance he meets them, and of whom their Intimates speak as of Immortals. To CollnsBo's studio Samson was called one night by telephone. He had sometimes gone there before to sit for an hour, chiefly as a listener, while the man from Sorrento bewailed fate with bis coterie, and denounced all forms of government over insipid Cblantl. But tonight he entered the door to find himself In the midst of a gay and boisterous party. The room was al ready thickly fogged with smoke, and a dozen men and women, singing snatches of current airs, were Inter esting themselves over a chafing dish. The crowd was typical. A few very minor writers and artists, a model or two, and several women who bad thinking parts in current Broadway productions. At eleven o'clock tbe guests of honor arrived in a taxlcab. They were Mr. William Farblsh. and Mi Winifred I Starr. Having come, as they explained, direct from the theuter where Miss Starr danced In tho drat row, thoy were in evening dress. Samson meu tally acknowledged, though with In stinctive disfavor for the pair, that both were. In a way, handsome. Col lasso drew blm aBidu to whisper im portantly: "Make yourself agreeable to Farblsh. He Is received in the most exclusive society, and Is a connolssour of art. If he takes a fancy to you, he will put you up ..t tbe best clubs. 1 think I shall sell him a landscape." The girl was talking rapidly and loudly. She had at once taken the center of tbe room, and her laughter rang in free and egotiEtlcal peals above the other voices. "Come, said the host, "I shall pre sent you. The boy shook bands, gazing with his usual directness Into the show girl's large and deeply-penciled eyes. Farblsh, standing at one side with his hands In his pockets, looked on with an air of slightly bored .detach ment His dress, bis mannerisms, bis bear ing, were all those of the man who has overstudled bis part. They were too perfect, too obviously rehearsed through years of social climbing, but that was a defect Samson was not yet prepared to recognize. Someone bad naively complimented Miss Starr on the leopard-skin cloak she bad just thrown from her shapely shoulders, and she turned promptly and vivaciously to the flatterer. "It is nice, Isn't It?" she prattled. "It may look a little up stage for a girl who hasn't got a line to read Into the piece, but these days one must get the spot-light, or be a dead one. It reminds me of a little run-In I had with Graddy he's our stage-director, you know." She paused, awaiting tbe invitation to proceed, and, having re ceived it, went gayly forward. "I was ten minutes late, one day, for rehears al, and Graddy came up with that sar castic manner of bis, and said: 'Miss Starr, I don't doubt you are a perfect ly nice girl, and all that, but it rather gets my goat to figure out how, on a salary of fifteen dollars a week, you come to rehearsals in a million dollars' worth of clothes, riding in a limousine and ten minutes late!'" She broke off with the eager little expression of awaiting applause, and, having been satisfied, she added: "I was afraid that wasn't going to get a laugh, after all." She glanced Inquiringly rt Samson, who bad not smiled, and who stood looking puzzled. "A penny for your thoughts, Mr. South, from down South," she chal lenged. " guess I'm sort of like Mr. Grad dy," said the boy, slowly. "I was just wondering bow you do do it." He spoke with perfect seriousness, and, after a moment, the girl broke Into prolonged poal of laughter. "Oh, you are delicious!" she ex claimed. "If 1 could do the Ingenue like that, believe me, I'd make some bit." She came over, and, laying a hand on each of the boy's shoulder's kissed blm lightly on tbe cheek. "That's for a droll boy!" sho said. "That's tbe best line I've beard pulled lately." Farblsh was smiling In quiet amuse ment. He tapped tbe mountaineer on the shoulder. ' m "I've beard George Lescott speak of you," he said, genially. "I've rather a fancy for being among the discover ers of men of talent We must see more of caca other." Satnsrn left the party early, and with a sense of disgust. Several days later, Samson was alone in Lcscott's studio. It was near lug twilight, and he had laid aside a volume of De Maupassant, whose sim ple power had beguiled ilm. Tbe door opened, and be saw the figure of a woman on the threshold. The boy rose somewhat shyly from his seat, and stood looking at ber. She was as richly dressed as Miss Starr had been, but there was the same difference as between the colors of the sunset sky and the exaggerated daubs of Collas so's landscape. She stood at tbe door a moment, and then came forward with ber band outstretched. "This Is Mr. South, isn't It?" she asked, with a frank friendliness in ber voice. "Yes, ma'am, that'a my name." "I'm Adrienne Lescott," said the girl. "I thought Id find my brother here. I stopped by to drive blm up town." Samson had hesitatingly taken the gloved hand, and its grasp was firm and Btrong despite its ridiculous smallness. "I reckon he'll be back nresently." Tbe boy was In doubt as to tbe proper procedure. This was Lescott's studio, and he was not certain whether or not It lay In bis province to invite Les cott's sister to take possession of It. Possibly, he ought to withdraw. la ideas of social usages were very vague. "Then, I think I'll wait," announced the girl. She threw off her fur coat, and took a seat before the open grate. The chair was large, and swallowed her up. Samson wanted to look at her.-sid was afraid that this would be impolite. He realized that he had seen no real ladles, except on tbe street, and now be bad the opportunity. "I'm glad of this chance to meet you, Mr. South," said the girl with a smile that found Its way to the boy's heart. After all, there was sincerity in "foreign" women. "George talks of you so much that I feel as If I'd known you all the while. Don't you tblnk 1 might claim friendship with George's friends?" Samson bad no answer. He wished to say something equally cordial, but the old Instinct against ' effusiveness tied his tongue. "I owe right smart to George Les cott," he told her, gravely. "That's not answering my question," she laughed. "Do you consent to be ing friends with me?" "Miss" began the boy. Then, real izing that In New York this form of address Is hardly complete, he hast ened to add: "Miss Lescott, I've been here over nine months now, and I'm Just beginning to realize what a rube I am. I haven't no" Again, he broke off, and laughed at himself. "I mean, I haven't any idea of proper manners, and bo I'm, as we would say down home, 'plumb skeered' of ladles." As he accused himself, Samson was looking at ber with unblinking direct ness; and she met bis glunce with eyes that twinkled. "Mr. South," she said, "I know all about manners, and you know all about a hundred real things that I want to know. Suppose we begin teaching eacb other?" Samson's face lighted wltn the rev olutionizing effect that a smile can bring only to features customarily solemn. "Miss Lescott." he said, "let's call that a trade but you're gettln' all the worst of It To start with, you might give me a lesson right now In how a feller ought to act, when he's talkln' to a lady how I ought to act with you!" Her laugh made the situation as easy as an old shoe. Ten minutes later, Lescott entered. "Well," he said, with :i smile, "shall I Introduce you people, or hove you already done It for yourselves?" "Oh," Adrienne assured him, "Mr. South and 1 are old friends." As she left the room, she turned and added: "Tbe second lesson had better be at my bouse. If I telephone you some day when we can bave the school-room to ourselves, will you come up?" Samson grinned and forgot to be bashful as be replied: "1 11 come a-kltln'l" CHAPTER X. Early that year, the touch of autumn came to the air. Often, returning at sundown from the afternoon life class, Samson felt the lure of Its melancholy sweetness, and paused on one of the Washington Square benches, wltb many vague things stirring In his mind. He felt with a stronger throb the surety of young, but quickening, abilities within himself. Partly, It was the charm of Indian summer, partly a sense of growing with the days, but, also, though be had not as yet realized that, It was the new friendship Into which Adrienne had admitted him, and the new experience of frank cam araderie with a woman not as a mem ber of an Inferior sex, but as an equal companion of brain and soul. He had seen her often, and usually alone, be cause be shunned meetings with strangers. Until his education had ad vanced further, he wished to avoid social embarrassments. He knew tbat she liked blm, and realized that it was because be was a new and virile type, and for that reason a diversion a sort of human novelty. Sbe liked him, too, because it was rare for a man to offer her friendship without making love, and she was certain he would not make love. He liked her for the same reasons that every one else did because she was herself. Of late, too, he had met a number of men at Lescott's club. lie was mod estly surprised to find tbat, though his attitude on these occasions was always that of one sitting in the back ground, tbe men seemed to like him, and, when they said, "See you again." at parting, it was with the convincing manner of real friendliness. One wonderful afternoon in Octo ber, when the distances were mist bung, and the skies very clear, Sam son eat across the table from Adrienne Lescott at a road bouBe on the Sound. Tbe sun bad set through great cloud battalions massed against tbe west, and tbe horizon was fading Into dark ness through a haze like ash of roses. She had picked him up on tbe Ave nue, and taken him Into her car for a short spin, but tbe afternoon bad beguiled them, luring tbem on a little farther, and still a little farther. When they were a score of miles from Man hattan, the car had suddenly broken down. It would, the chauffeur told them, be tbe matter of an hour to OLD CRAFT OF ODD DESIGN Mesopotamia Boat, Known as Kufa, Known to Have Been In Use Be fore Christian Era. Tbe Kufa, a curious circular boat made of basketwork, and seen no where else in tbe world. Is a com mon sight in Mesopotamia. The fer rymen charge only a cent each pas senger. There is one good point about these strange craft they are not eas ily upset Their carrying capacity also Is great, and the kufa men pack In their passengers like herrings In a bar rel. I had the good luck to take a pho tograph of the actual building of a kufa on the banks of the Tigris river, says a writer In the Wide World. They are made of date palm branches woven together with rope made out of leaves of the same palm, thickly plas tered on the outside with bitumen. They range from four to twelve feet In diameter. Nowhere but on the Tigris and lower Euphrates rivers can one see these curious craft which serve principally for tbe transport of paseengers, country produce and beasts of burden across the river. About three men are required to make a kufa of respectable size, -and It takes them some twenty days to build it Like the kelek, the kufa Is of great antiquity, for both these strange craft were In use long before Jhe time of Christ. The evidence of this Is In disputable, for on t e bas-reliefs taken from the palace of Sennacherib both craft are clearly represented. Llamao In Harness. An Interesting attraction In one of the European zoological gardens Is a pair of tame Hamas that carry pas sengers about the grounds. They are declared to be tbe only creatures of their kind In Europe that have been trained for this purpose. Tbe ani mals draw a light carriage, and at a recent test it was shown that tbey could easily pull a load of 4 DO pounds. They are quite docile and readily an swer to the rein. r J effect repairs, eo the girl, explaining to tbe boy that this event ave the affair the aspect of adventure, turned and led tie way, on foot, to tbe near est road house. "We will telephone that we shall bi late, and then have dinner," she laughed. "And for me to have dinner with you alone, unchaperoned at a country Inn, Is by New York ptundards delightfully unconventional. It borders on wickedness." Then, since their at titude toward each otber was so friendly and Innocent, they both laughed. They had dined under the trees of an old manor bouse, built a century ago, and now converted Into an Inn, and they bad enjoyed them selves because It seemed to them pleasingly paradoxical that they should find In a place seemingly so shabby genteel a cuisine and service of sucb excellence. Neither of them had ever been there be Tor a, and neither of tbem knew tbat the reputation of this estab lishment was in Its own way wide and unsavory. Tho repairs did not go as smoothly as the chauffeur had expected, and, when he had finished, he was hungry. So, eleven o'clock found them still chatting at their table on tbe lighted lawn. After awhile, they fell silent and Adrienne noticed that her com panion's face had become deeply, al most painfully set, and tbat his gaze was tensely focused on herself. "What Is It, Mr. South?" she de manded. The young man Ocsan 10 speak, In a steady, self-accusing voice. "I was silting here, looking at you," he said, bluntly. "1 was thinking how line you are In every way; bow there is as much difference In the tex ture of men and women as there Is In the texture of clothes. From tbat automobile cap you wear to your slip pers and stockings, you are clad In silk. From your brain to the tone of "I Was Thinking of My People." your voice, you are woven of human silk, i've learned lately that silk isn't weak, but strong. They make the best balloons of It." He paused and laughed, but his face again became sober. "I was thinking, too, or your mother. She must be sixty, but she's a young woman. Her face is smooth and unwrlnkled, and ber heart Is still In bloom. At the same age, George won't bo much older than be is now." The compliment was bo obviously not Intended as compliment at all that the girl flushed with pleasure. "Than," went on Samson, his face slowly drawing with pain, "1 was thinking of my own people. My mother was about forty when sbe died. She was an old woman. My father was forty-three. He was an old man. I was thinking how they with ered under their drudgery and oi the monstrous injustice of It all." tTO BK CONTINUED.) MUCH LIKE THE PRESENT DAY Walpole Complained Many Years Ago That Rulers Abrogated Law of Nations. In a letter to Hon. Henry Seymour Conway, from Strawberry Hill, of July 8, 17S8, Horace Walpole made a number of observations In regard to the' European situation of that day which are amazingly, curiously appo site to the existing situation. "The Invasion of Portugal by Spain in the lust war, and the partition of Poland, have abrogated the law o( nations,' writes Walpole. "Kings have left no ties between one another. . . . He Is a good king that pre serves his people; and If temporizing answers that end, Is It not justifiable? "Dr. Joseph (the emperor of Aus trla) and Dr. Frederick (Frederic the Great of Prussia) with 400,000 commentators are reading new leo tures and I should say, thank God, to one another, if the 400,000 com mentators were not In worse danger than they. Louis XIV Is grown a casuist compared with thoso parti tioned. "Well, let us simple Individuals keep our honesty, and bless our stars that we have not armies at our command, lest we should divide kingdoms that are at our blenseance! What a dread ful thing it Is for such a wicked lit tle Imp as a man to have absolute power!" Depends on the Well. "Truth lies at the bottom of a well." quoted the Sage. "Not If It happens to be an oil well." corrected tbe fool. Warmed By Snow. The earth, under a thick coating of snow, Is ten degrees warmer than the air Immediately above the snow. Tough Spider Webs. Some of tbe spiders of Java have webs so strong tbat a knlfs Is re quired to cut them. BIG EATERS HAVE BAD KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE Take a Glass of Salts at Once If Your Baok Is Hurting or Kidneys and Bladder Trouble You, The American men and women must guard constantly against Kidney trou ble, becuuse we eat too much and all our food is rich. Our blood is filled wh urlo acid which the kidneys strive to filter dut, they weaken from overwork, become sluggish; the ellml natlve tissues clog and the result is kidney trouble, bladder weakness and a general decline In health. When your kidneys feel like lumps ot Seed; your back hurts or the urine 1b cloudy, full of sediment or you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night; If you suffer with sick headache or dizzy, nervous spells, acid stomach, or you bave rheu matism when the weather Is bad, get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a table spoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kid neys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined wltb llthla, and has been UBed for generations to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; to neutralize the acids In the urine so it no longer is a source of Irritation, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in jure, makes a delightful effervescent Uthla-water beverage, and belongs in every home, because nobody can make a mistake by having a good kidney flushing any time. Adv. - Served His Country Well. Alfred Sully, soldier, was a (list In gulxhed son of a distinguished sire, born at Philadelphia, January 2, 1821 His father was Thomas Sully, the fa mous portrait painter, a pupil of Benja mln West, painter of many of tho great men of bis day and ranking sec ond only to Gilbert Stuart. The son, however, had ambition for the life military, was graduated from West Point In 1841 and was immediately ap pointed a second lieutenant in the Second Infantry. He campaigned against the Semiooles In Florida, was in tbe Mexican war, and for conspicu ous services at the siege of Vera Crut was promoted to first lieutenant and cnptaln. At the outbreak of the Civil he was appointed colonel of the First Minnesota volunteers, was a lit tle later given command of a brigade, distinguished himself at Fair Oaks and Malvern Hill, was promoted to briga dier general of volunteers and led his command with conspicuous gallantry at South Chancellorsvllle. After the war he was engaged In Indian cam paigns In which there was savage fighting. He was brevetted brigadier general In the regular army and major general of volunteers. Not His First Love. "Am I the first girl you ever loved?" sighed the maid. "You certainly are not!" proclaimed the you'll. This was not what she had been brought up to expect, so she became really interested. "I am not?" she repeated. "You are not. You are merely the best of the bunch. Are you satisfied with that?" Well, was she? Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Millionaire Sneer. "I'ncle Joe" Cannon was talking the other day about education. "Every millionaire toduy," he said, "wants to give his son a college edu cation. I remember the time when our millionaires sneered at education As one of them once said to me, voic ing the general opinion: ( " 'These here fellers with a mint ol knowledge can never coin It Into good hard cash. " Disappointing. Tho young postmistress, Bays Every body's Magazine, was reading a postal curd from the morning mall. Finally she turned It over to the address. "Huh," she said, In a disappointed tone, "this card Is for me!" Homicidal. "This motor scorching Is great, isn't It?" "It's just killing!" Tobucco growing Is being tested in southern California. BAD DREAMS Caused by Coffee. "I bave been a coffee drinker, more or less, ever since I can remember, un til a few months ago I became more and more nervous and7 Irritable, and finally I coul ' not sleep at night for I was horribly disturbed by dreams of all sorts and a species of distressing nightmare. "Finally, after hearing the experi ence of numbers of friends who bad quit coffee and were drinking Postum, and learning of the great benefits they had derived, I concluded coffee must be the cause of my trouble, bo I got some Postum and hud it made strictly according to directions. "I waB astonished at the flavor and taste. It entirely took the place oi coffee, and to my very great satisfac tion, I began to Bleep peacefully and sweetly. My nerves Improved, and 1 wish I could wean every man, woman and child from the unwholesome drug drink coffee. "People do not really appreciate or realize what a powerful drug it is and what terrible effect it has on the hu man system. If they did, hardly a pound of coffee would be sold. I would never think of going back to coffeo again. I would almost as soon think of putting my hand In a fire after I had once been burned. Yours for health." Postum comes In two forms: . Regular Postum must be well boiled. 15c and 23c packages. Instant Postum Is a soluble pow der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instancy. 30c and 50c tins. The cost per cup of both kinds Is about the same "There's a ReJeon" for Fostum. -sold by Grocers.