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LAST
Workmen of a Past Generation Did
Their Work In a Manner to
Endure.
Tho Waysldo Inn, at Sudbury, of
which Longfellow sung, was built In
K86. Repairs were mado during the
present year In which some of the
.original clapboards were removed. The
wroughtlron nalla holding those
boards In place were found In almost
perfect condition, though they had
been In an exposed position for 228
years.
The nails were perfect because they
wore pure Iron. Careful analysis
could detect only the faintest trains
of carbon, manganese, copper or buI
phur. It semis established that pure
Iron will not rust The celebrated
Iron pillar of D Mil has stood exposed
to tho weather for 900 years, and
seems good for 900 more. It la even
moro free from foreign substances
than the Iron nails of the Wayside
Inn, which accounts for Its superior
durability.
The problem of modern manufac
turers Is to produce pure Iron by ma
chine processes, and do It econom
ically. A few claim to havo gained
this degired goal, but the world In
general has Its doubts. Work went
slowly In the old days, but sometimes
It went with a surencsa which present-day
Industry has yet to achieve.
Chapter of Syrian Life.
In Syria a chaperon is the law of
social Intercourse between the young
folks. At the wedding ceremony the
brldo appears In the center of a bril
lluntly Illuminated room. On all sides
are attendants carrying largo candles
richly painted and decorated. As nlie
takes her chair, what money nho poa
bofrps of gold and silver Is placed on
her head.
The gift of the bridegroom Is 40
dresses, and. as tho wedding celebra
tions last two weeks, the brldo lias a
chance to display her gowns, making
numerous changes dally for the de
lightful edification of her friends.
As a rule, these dresses last a life
time, and are usually handed down
from one generation to another, and,
unless destroyed otherwise than by
wear, they are everlasting.
A Personal Grievance.
"When I was a boy my ambition was
to Join a minstrel company, put on a
red coat and a silk hat and parade the
streets of my natlvo village."
"I had some Inclination for the stage
myself, but that wasn't whnt I might
call the consuming ambition of my
boyhood."
"No? What was It?"
"I wanted to grow up with the phy
sique of a prize-fighter and whip thi
dog-catcher In our town."
Wonderful Activities.
"Julius Caesar was a great man,"
said the reflective citizen.
"What did he do?" asked tho man
with the high hat and the Back coat
"Whv. ho conducted campaigns and
contributed to the enduring literature
of the world at one and the same
time."
"Is that so? I didn't know there was
a bull mooso party In them days."
The Artificial Kind.
"I wonder why It Is that terms of
endearment are often followed by
terms of separation?"
"I can't bogln to say. What prompted
you to ask that question?"
"A friend of mine who used to can
his wlfo tho light of his life recently
obtained a dlvorco and made a con
tract with a musical comedy star to
furnlwh him Illumination."
A Rough-Neck Opinion.
"To you consider bass drums and
cymbals genuinely musical instru
ments?" "No," replied Mr. Crowcher. "My be
lief Is that they are put in to keep the
tired business man from going to
sleep."
MESMERIZED
A Poisonous Drug Still Freely Used.
Many people are brought tip to be
lieve that coffee Is a necessity of Ufo,
and the strong hold that the drug,
caffeine, In coffee has on the sys
tem makes It hard to loosen its grip
even when one realizes Its injurious
effocts.
A lady writes: "I had used coffee
for years; It seemed one of tho ne
cessities of life. A few months ago
my health, which had been slowly fall
ing, becamo more impalrod, and I
know that unless relief came from
some source I would soon bo a physi
cal wreck.
"I was weak and nervous, had sick
headaches, no ambition, and felt tired
of life. My husband was also lorlng
his health. He was troubled so much
with Indigestion that at times ho could
eat only a few mouthfuls.
"Finally we saw Postum advertised
and bought a package. I followed di
rections for making carefully, and
which turned It to the
loveliest rich-looking and tasting'
drink I ever saw served at any laDie,
and we have used Postum ever since.
"I gained Ave pounds in weight In
as many weeks, and now feel well
and strong In every respect. My
headaches have gone, and I am a new
woman. My husband's indigestion
has left him, and he can now eat
anything."
Name given by Postum Co.. flattie
Creek. Mich. Read "The Road to
Wellvllle," in pkgs.
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Postum must ba well
boiled. 15c and 26c packages.
Instant Postum Is a soluble pow
dor A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and. with cream
and surar, makes a delicious bever
ape Instant'y. 30o and 60c tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds Is
about the same.
"There's a Reason" for Postum.
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By John Kendrick Bangs
Autkor of
"A Houu-Boat on ln Slrx,"
"Tb. IJiot,"atc.
(Covriibl. Xlia fraud A. Muuuj Ce.)
!2 was only a little bit of
11T I of a chap, and so, when
H H I fur the first tlmo In his
A fl. I llfe 1,0 cama ,nto cl0B
contact with the enuiess
current of human things,
It was as hard for him
to "stay put" as for some
wayward little atom of
flotsam and Jetsam to keep from toss
ing about la the surging tides of the
sea.
Ills mother had left him there In
the big toy ahop, with Instructions
not to move until she came back,
while she went off to do some mys
terious errand. Bhe thought, no
doubt, that with so many beautiful
things on every side to delight his
eye and hold Ms attention, strict
obedlonco to hor f vmmands would not
bo hard. Tut, alas, tho good lady
reckoned not upon tho magnotle
power of attraction of all those lovely
objects In detail.
When a phonograph at the other
end of the shop began to rattle oft
melodious tunes and funny Jokes, In
spite of tho Instruction Llttlo Iilllee
bad received, off he pattered as fast
as his little legs would carry him to
Investigate. After that, forgetful of
everything elso, finding himself
caught In tho constantly moving
stream of Christmas shoppers, ho was
borno along In tho resistless current
until bo found himself at last out up
on the street alone, free, and Inde
pendent. It was Brent fun, at first. Fiy and
by, however, the afternoon waned, and
llttlo Hllle.1 began to grow tired, tin
thought of his mamma, and tried to
And the shop where be had promised
to remain quiet until her return. Up
and down the street he wandered until
his llttlo lega grew weary; but there
was no sign of tho shop, nor of tho
beloved face bo was seeking.
Once again, and yet once again
after that, did the little fellow tra
verse that crowded highway, his
tears getting harder and harder to
keep back, ond then Joy of Joys
whom should ho see walking slowly
along tho sidewalk but Santa Claus
himself! Tho saint was strangely
decorated with two queer-looking
boards, with big red letters on them,
hung over his back and chest.
With a glad cry of happluesa, Little
Itlllie ran to meet the old fellow, and
put his hand gently into that of the
saint. He thought it very strange
that Santa ('lane's hand should be so
red and cold and rough, and so
chapped; but he was not In any mood
to be critical.
Santa Claus, of course, would rec
ognize him at once, and would know
Just how to take him back to his
His Mother Had Left Him There In
the 7oy-8hop.
mamma at home wherever that might
be. Little Iilllee had never thought to
Inquire Just where home was. All
he knew was that It was a big gray
stone house on a long street some,
where, with a tall iron railing In front
of it, not far from the park.
"Howdldoo, Mr. Santa Claus?" said
Little Ulllee, as the other's hand un
consciously tightened over his own.
"Why, howdldoo, kiddle?" replied
the old fellow, glancing down at his
new-found frleud. with surprise gleam
ing from his deep-set eyes. "Where
did you drop from?"
"Ob, I'm out," sold Little nilleo
bravely. "My mama left mo a little
while ago while she went off about
something, and I guess I got losted.
Dut it's all right now, I'm found again,
ain't I?"
"Oh, yes, Indeedy, yoatre found all
right, kiddle," Santa Claus agreed.
"And pretty soon you'll take me
home again, won't you?" said the
child.
"Surest , thing you know!" an
swered Santa Claus, looking down up
on the bright but tired little face with
a comforting smile. "Where do you
live?"
"As If you didn't know that!" cried
Little Blllee. giggling.
ria, ha!" laughed Santa Claus.
"Can't fool you, can I? It would be
funny if, after keeping an eye on
you all these years since you was a
baby, I didn't know where you lived,
h?"
"Awful funny." agreed Little Billce.
; Just then Little Blllee noticed for
IBB
' the first time the square boards that
Santa Claus was wearing.
"What are you wearing those
boards for, Mr. Santa Claus?" be
asked.
I If the lad had looked closely enough,
! he would have seen a very unhappy
1 look come Into the old man's face;
' but there was nothing of it In his
answer.
"Ob. those are my new-fangled
j back and cbest protectors, my lad,"
he replied. "Sometimes we have bit-
ter winds blowing at Christmas, and
I have to be ready for ll.em. It would
n't do for Santa Claus to come down
with the sneezes at Christmas time,
you know no, slre'el This board In
front keeps the wind ot my chest, and
the one behind keept me from get
ting rheumatism in My back. They
are a great protection against the
weather"
"You've got letters printed there,"
said the boy, peering, around In front
of bis companion. "What do they
spell? You know I haven't learned
to read yet."
"'Merry Christmas to Everybody!'"
said Santa Claus. "I have the words
printed there so that everybody can
see them; and If I miss wishing any
body a merry Christmas, he'll know
I meant It Just the same."
They walked on n w In sllenre, for
Little Blllee was beginning to feel al
most too tired to talk, and Santa Claus
seemed to be thinking of something
else. Finally, however, the little fel
low spoke.
"I guess I'd like to go home now,
Mr. Santa Claus," Le said. "I'm tired,
and I'm afraid mi mamma will be
wondering where I've gone to."
"That's so, my litle man," said
Santa Claus, stopping short In his
walk up and down the block. "Your
mother will bo worried, for a fact;
and your father, too I know how
I'd feel If my little boy got losted and
hadn't come home at dinner tlmo. I
don't believe you know whero you
live, though now, honest! Come!
'Fess up, Blllee, you don't know
where you live, do you?"
"Why, yes. I do," said Little Blllee.
"It's In tho big gray stone house with
tho iron fence in front of it, near the
park.".
"Oh, that's easy enough!" laughed
Santa Claim nervously. "Anybody
could say ho lived In a gray stone
house with a fence around It, near
the park; but you don't know what
street It's on, nor the number, cither
I'll bet fourteen wooden giraffes
agnlnst a monkey on a stick!"
"No. I don't," said Little Billee
frankly; "but I know the number of
our ortymoblle. It's 'N. Y.'"
"Fine!" laughed Santa Cluus. Then
ho rctlocted for a moment, eyeing the
child nnxlouply.
"I don't believe you even know
your papa's name," he Bald.
"Yes, I do," said Llttlo Blllee Indig
nantly. "His name Is Mr. Harrison,
and he owns a bank."
"Splendid! Mado of tin, I suppose,
with a nice little holo at the top to
drop pennies Into?" snld Santa Claus.
"No, It ain't, cither!" retorted Lit
tle Blllee. "It's made of stone, and
has moro than a million windows In
it. I went down there with my mamma
to papa'B office tho other day, so I
guess I ought to know."
"Well, I should say so," said Santa
Claus. "Nobody better. By tho way,
Blllee, what does your mamma call
your papa? 'Blllee,' like you?" he
added.
"Oh, no, Indeed," returned Little
Blllee. "She calls hlra papa, except
once In a while when he's going away,
and then the says, 'Oood-by, Tom.'"
"Fine again!" said Santa Claus,
blowing upon his fingers, for, now
that the tun had completely disap
peared over In the west. It was get
ting very cold. "Thomas Harrison,
banker," he muttered to himself.
"What, with the telephone book and
the city directory, I guess we can find
our way home with Little Billce."
He led the little fellow Into a pub
lic telephone station, where he eager
ly scanned the names In the book. At
Inst last It was found "Thomas Har
rison, seven-slx nve four riaza." And
then, In the seclusion of the tele
phone booth, Santa Claus sent the
gladdest of all Christmas messages
! over the wire to two distracted par
ents:
"I have found your boy wandering
In tho street. He is Fafe. and I will
bring him home right away."
Fifteen minutes later, there might
have been seen the strange spectacle
of a footsore Santa t laus leaning a
Bleepy little boy up Fifth avenue to a
cross street, which shall bo nameless.
The boy vainly endeavored to per
suade his companion to "como In and
meet mnmma."
"No, Billee." the old man replied
sadly, "I must hurry back. You see.
kiddle, this la my busy day."
But It was not to be ns Santa Claus
willed, for Little Blllee's papa, find
his mamma, and his brothers and sis
ters, and the butler and the house
maids were waiting at tho front door
when thoy arrived.
Led bv Little Blllee's persistent fa
ther, Santa Claus went Into the house.
Now that tho boy could see him In the
full glare of many electric lights, his
furs did not seem the most gorgeous
things In the world. When tho flap
ping front of his red Jacket flew open,
tho child was surprised to see how
ragged was the thin gray coat It cov
ered; and aa for the good old saint's
comfortable stomach strange to say,
It was not!
II wish you all a merry Christ
mas," faltered Santa Claim; "but I
really must be going, sir"
"Nonsense!" cried Mr. Harrison.
"Not until you have got rid of this
chill, and"
"I can't stay, sir," said Santa. "I'll
lose my Job If I do."
"Well, what If you do? I'll give
you a better one," said the banker.
"I can't I can't!" faltered the man.
"I I I'vo got a Little Billee of my
own at homo waltln' for me, sir. If I
hadn't." he added fiercely, "do you
suppose I'd bo doln' this?" He point
ed at the painted boards, and shud
dered. "I guess Santa Claus Is tired, papa,"
said Llttlo Blllee, snuggling up close
ly to the old fellow and taking hold
of his hand sympathetically, "llo's
been walkln' a lot today."
"Yes, my son." said Mr. Harrison
gravely. "These are very busy times
for Santa Claus. and I guess that, sr
he still has a hard night ahead of
him, James had better ring np Henry
and tell him to bring the car around
right away, so that we may take him
back to his little boy. We'll have to
lend him a fur coat, to keep the wind
off, too, for It Is a bitter nltM."
"Oh," said Little Blllee, "I haven't
told you about these boards he wears
He has 'em to keep the wind off. and
they're fine, papa!" Little Blllee
pointed to the two sign-boards which
Santa Clans had leaned against the
wall. "He says he uses 'em on cold
nights," the lad went on. "They have
writing on "em, too. Do you know
what It says?"
"Yes," said Mr. Harrison, glancing
at the boards. "It says 'If You Want
a Good Christmas Dinner for a Quar
ter, Go to Smithson's Cafo."'
Little Blllee roared with laughter.
"Papa's trying to fool me, Just a
you did when you pretended not tc
know where I lived. Santa Claus." he
said, looking up Into the old fellow's
face, his own countenance brimming
over with mirth. "You mustn't think
he can't read, though," the lad added
hastily. "He's only Joking."
"Oh, no. indeed, I shouldn't have
thought that." replied Santa Claim,
smiling through his tears.
"I've been Joking, have 1?" said Lit
tle Blllee's papa. "Well. then. Mr.
Rllllam, suppose you Inform mo what
It saB."
"'Merry Christmas to Everybody,'"
inld Little Blllee proudly. "I couldn't
read It myself, but he told me what it
said. He has it printed there so that
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"What Are You Wearing Those Boards
for, Mr. Santa Claus?"
if he misses saying It to anybody,
they'll know ho means it Just the
samp."
"By Jove, Mr. Santa Claus," cried
Little Blllee's papa, grasping the old
mnn warmly by the hand, "I owe you
ten million apologies! I haven't be
lieved in you for many a long year;
but now, sir, I take it all back. You
do exist, and, by tho great horn spoon,
you are the real thing!"
Llttlo Bllleo had the satisfaction of
acting as host to Santa Clans nt a
good, luscious dinner, which Santa
Claim must have enjoyed very much.
After dlnnT Henry came with tho au
tomobile, and, bidding everybody good
night, Santa Claim and Llttlo Blllee's
papa went out of the house together.
Christmas morning dawned, and Llt
tlo Blllee awoke from wonderful
dreams of rich gifts, and of extraordi
nary adventures with his new found
friend, to find the reality quite as
splendid as the dream thing
As for Santa Claus, Llttlo Blllee tins
not seen him again; but down at his
father's bank there Is a new messenger,
named John, who has a) voice so like
Santa Claus' voice that whenever Llt
tlo Blllee goes down there In the mo
tor to ride borne nt night with his
papa, he runs Into the bank and has
a long talk with him, Just for the
pleasure of pretending that It is Santa
Claus ho Is talking to.
How She Counted Success.
After Jenny Llnd had left tho stage
for no apparent reason, a friend who
went to sco her found her sitting by
tho sea, with an open Biblo upon her
knee, looking out on the sunset glory.
During the conversation tho friend
said: "Madame Goldschmldt, how Is
it that you ever came to abundon the
stage at tho very height of your suc
cess, when money and afllurnce were
pouring In upon you?'' Laying one
hand upon tho Bible, and pointing
with the other to the sunni, alio
quietly Bald: "When my success was
making mo every day think less of this
dear book, and nothing nt all of the
sunset's glories, what else could I
do?" "The Swedish Nightingale"
counted her success by losses instead
of gains. This difference Is always
seen between the wordllng and tho
Christian. Record of Christian Work.
Philosophy of Amusement.
Amusement! What form of amuse
ment must you give up If you become
a Christian? No amusement that Is
a recreation. That must be your phil
osophy of amusement Recreation.
Anything that destroys you, spirit,
mind and body, of course, you must
glye up, bocaUBO Josus is set upon
making you perfect and beautiful, and
he will not tolerate a retention of any
thing that stultifies you physically, or
dulls you mentally, or blights you
spiritually. Dr. Campbell Morgan.
True Meaning of Salvation.
Salvation Is not tho petty conception
of personal safety from Borne far-off
doom. It Is the saving of the wholo
man; It Is the domination of the
hlghor nature over the lower; it Is tho
education of the spiritual, the develop
ment, tho evolution of the God In us,
that divine spark In all humanity that
can never be wholly extliigulshud.
WUUaifl D. Little.
HARD TASKMASTER IS GENIUS
Possession That Sets a Man Apart
From His Fellows Keeps Him Con-
stantly at Work.
Genius, what is it but the power of
being able to rend? No resp-Jcter of
birth, It chooses the cottage gladly,
hiding in the rags of a tinker, loving
the hovel, the plowland, the grimed
and smoky roof. It is a personal
ity, a living creature, a greater-than-man
In man, a reading master, an
angel of kindness and a tyrant or
cruelty, smiling at the pupil ono time,
scourging him another; and as the
body comes to Its power with years
It hears tho master always teaching,
never at rest,' speaking with a dis
tinct volco, unfolding pictures without
end, and tho amanuensis cannot keep
pace with this tyrant who hurries him
on with, "See this," and "See that,"
working while the body sleeps, show
ing portions of the way and work
of lire which are still far ahead,
planning out the whole life right up
to the end, giving everything eagerly,
If with pain, when the tlmo comes.
That is genius, the power which work
not for tho man, but against him.
No labor can make what Is not thorn.
Application makes a man able to
learn, but not to teach, and If the
master be absent no learning will call
him, Just as without learning or
groat tribulation be cannot be awak
ened; for genius is nothing but the
power of reading what has been writ
ten upon the mind of an unknown
tongue; and without a Daniel the writ
ing cannot bo Interpreted; and Chal
deans and astrologers will strive In
vain From "Granite,' by John Tre
vena. For Itching, Burning Skins.
Bathe freely tho affected surfneo
with Cutlcura Soap and hot water.
Dry without Irritation and apply Cutl
cura Ointment with finger or hand.
This treatment affords Immediate re
lief, permits rest and sleep and points
to speedy henlment In moBt cases of
eczemas, rashes, Itchlngs and Irrita
tions of the skin and scalp of Infants,
children and adults. Free samplo each
with 22-p. Skin Book if you wish. Ad
dress postcard: Cutlcura, Dept. X,
Boston. Sold everywhere Adv.
Translating by Ear.
Two schoolgirls were busily occu
pied with tholr lessons, when the
younger asked, abruptly:
"What does 'avoirdupois mean?"
"Well, 1 couldn't say just what it
means In English," replied her friend,
doubtfully, "but in French It means,
'Have some peas.'" Youth's Com
panion. Surpaeied.
"There aren't as many circuses as
there used to be."
"There is not as much demand for
them. Who wnnts to see a man turn
somersaults while he rides a horse
when nn aviator may happen along
any minute and loop tho loop."
Rather Hopelessly.
"When a man Is without upllitln?
influences he Is apt to degenerate."
said the amiable philosopher.
"Quite so," nnswered tlie cynic, "but
nothing less than a steam derrick
will uplift some men and I fear that
tho supply is limited."
Correct Thing.
"How do you like my gown?"
"I may truthfully say, Mrs. Conuv
up. It Is remarkable."
"Yes, anybody can sco at once It's
from I'arls. Tho French lady over
there called It ootray."
It seems funny, but It Is a fi.ct, that
there Isn't much fun in gaiulilln when
you can afford to lose.
Having a lot of friends Is usually
more pleasant than profitable.
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AVetff table Preparation for As
ymilating the Food nnrf Tlogtila -ling
Ih? Stomachs and Ikiwcls of
Promotes Digcsfion.Chfcrful
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Not Nauc otic
At if tfOH OriAHUlirrtrElt
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A perfect Remedy for Constipa
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and LOSS OF SLEEP
FacSimilt Signature of
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NEW YORK.
Guaranteed under the Foodsr
Exact Copy of Wrapper
nfinn an rrai dttroMt or ni'fM.i
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Another Horror ef War.
The other day an Innocent eywu
young lady, whose demeanor ban al
ways been sweet and gentle, went to ,
a bookstore and returned with thre -volumes
under her arm.
"What have you there?" she wa
asked by a male friend. Of course,
he expeotnd for an answer the tiltee
of three fluffy uovcla full of moonlight
and love.
Instead the gentle young thlna rat
tled off gUMy-'
"Oh, J've Just bought Armies and
Navies In the. World Wsr, The Uttfa
nlngs of the Great European Strug'
and Battler) of the War on Land and
Sea."
"Ye khIm'" gasped the man, and
then under bis breath: "Sherman wa
right."- New York Times.
And That Helps.
"How ilocs be keep the wolf frnra
tho door?"
T don't know; but I know his wife
bolls rabbuge nearly every day"
Sunar exists not only In tho cm,
beetroot ami maple, but also In thu
sap of about 190 other plant!) and
trees.
AreYourKidneysWeak?
Do you Niinw that drain from kMne
trouble am 1ml IKK) a vnar In Hie t'.W almml
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rhruinitllii, H you nave Iwckaolio, tharo
palm when utooplnir, dlrr.y ipt-He and
urinary illnonhm, iu-t lulrl.ljr, If you
would avoid llm (Mioti kidiirv tmuljlca.
t in lloan'a Kllm.f I'llla. There's no
nl her liHillrlnn H widely uei, HI iiK'ten
(ul or so lili'hly recommend d.
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lot' thf nmilt hn bn fin."
Cct DtW at A ay Slow. 60c Ins
DOAN'SE.Y
FOSTER MILBURN CO, BUFFALO, N. Y.
Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Nine times in ten when the liver fa
right the stomach and bowels are rIit
CARTER'S LITTLE
turn rutin
gentlybiitfirnilycom.f-' hfA
pel a lazy
do its duly
r. r-.
digestion.
Sick
Headache,'
nd Diatrets After Eating.
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GRANDFATHER USED IT 50 YEARS AGO
CHECKS
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