HXIUMHIWIMI THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO. PA. A. at' ii an P fir1 9. ilim'l rhB lnf d sol perit? o tte . the .rfnisi .nd , verT apt1" llh If net'1 r Drop" i0 heau'-1 Cow" i iW the The Impossible Boy By NINA WILCOX PUTNAM CHAPTER XVII Continued. My friend my verjr good friends," fegin Rowe ilowly, tracing tha table doll designs with a stiletto, which, i IU capacity of paper-cutter, lay at usd, "l shall tell you all; but first review the situation as It stands. D begin with, then, there Is to be a solution in Venezuela, In which we U wgagnd a fact that we aro ab- Urbed In to the exclusion of all else L itii time, being good patriots all, A having the best interests of our jtndid country most sincerely at W. Secondly, our patron, who shall C nameless, Is backing this patriotic yi righteous enterprise with hie good Lserlcnn dollars. Now, to those inter Wted and active in this most glorious rfertaklng, be has represented Yallj that he Is not so much Inter Lied In the overthrow of the present ,ttn and corrupt government be- LihH Is such an Iniquitous adminls- .tllon s because of his Immense as Lilt Interests there, and the dlsprc- Ulonate export-tax which is at pres Lt being put upon it, and which tu new government would promise iidrancs to diminish. All this he Lt told jou and It Is true as far as iocs. Hut there Is another and Uper interest which Is the real mo behind his assistance, and which known to me alone; more, without holding out this Interest as bait bJm, there would be no money forth W.ig, and consequently no revolu it all!" litre was a moment of stupefied Mriie, Then the captain brought lit down upon the tablo resonantly "Wlit do you say ! No revolution in trying to make fools of us, to 70D really hold such a secret? 1m, ao playing, we are busy men!" Have made no exaggeration of the fell, lenorcs," replied Rowe. "And lt 13 late but little time to prove as to. Lei us speak oi senora uausea : 'Ail th brave and noble senora!' filmed tho little ofllccr fervently. ahe whose presence among ua N those interest In our cause gives ibe so much needed courage ae Immense popularity will be of rlfilue to us!" Walt!" aald Rowe. "Let mo Inform k first of all, that the honored pa knows no more of this revo- : than this table does!" mat nothing of the plans! Why, U la it not her interest which has W us together, which" began captain. r Interest! You have only my lor that," said Rowe. "You have "-not one of you spoken a single le with her on the subject! as loo truo. Save for that one lew, when little or nothing had aid, Senora Daussa's sympathy npport had been taken entirely Hearsay, furnished only by Rowe audio. la most ext'nordlnary!" ex- 54 the captain in bewilderment jou please to explain (his nc- l yours in so deceiving us and enaore, what bearing it bus uion : labt Is the easiest to reply to, Kue, "and, therefore, to take "hat bearing has It upon ywl! Uood cuptain, sho Is the l ls:" exclaimed tho first man a pause, then: ' Permuted to niik how?" said 1'imin win, exaggerated-polito- 'c-rtainly," replied Rowo cheer 'MUlTlioo him liiw.n In l.ivn ' her lur '-.."-;; ho believes her k trifoiu i- in Venezuela, i u0Me r "Quaiuiaiices know exuetly ,ne h! 11a! ha! behold vnur """I U S Vprv Bin, I, lot" M 'lie! How iln vim iwiii hor we. demanded the captain. I" jurpiiiij. oniinnimlv nu, F 'te to bo win, you j. I"1 SOUI1 tnl,ll l..t . is iit i tuuov, yai OlVn H.,lnol lu.nl .... i . uui uu Ulan' uoiUL'I I I n M,rn oi... v. . " -"iicaaiuil. ouu I11 Oeeu 111 Invo will, M. E -w.W IMIU .1 1 111 IUI ''. ail U I nill Bllimnanil In hu L ... 10 ""d him. Find him. 1 IUU UlllU lllll In un biin ! in ., I 1 "'0 Hairli lu hi.,. P5t hurt ii. ... i-.. . . - i.iia iuver oi nors! constant Meanwhilo, I tell ia sue j growled the ""'f tuklug his eyes from 11 1 anmh... . .. "Th- . 'luesiion, snapped 11 u, oumeming l do not "awer, save that you are l ' ,u itarn." ithl"'8 llevll', name' wht 1 eme-wi,ut d0 you want .. rtd the cnntoln vi ;, nt0 Joining the revolution Kr,, or Senora Daussa's Jul . a lu "iuko ner son " een i.o i.i- u., .... iisj. " u' moiizea rniuer hi" lMUl we are In too deep k 'u tell us that hp LT8of 'ho plot, and bv that. hit v" 10 tllal 8h0 wouW a" I ll Ynn j- .... rhianri ,u. v""acrPo1' ,,k .,0 Buuora on against Ellu """i i me eievenin ai mmon us and disclose this niiltln. 1.,. ... poii k,, '"-i leave mis room piU ""' mauie smile played IkCT, f Rowe'8 mouth' '"on h c gnr wltn much etM ,ro reB'v'"g. Then he 'la I Biuarely In the eyes Ht H un a determined set L l BOO.,. - fiend .. ." 0liuarer man ever. 'o be dictator of Vene- ii,n'a Ve'y distinctly. . vca ii - . . nu,m ' ,v'" me olU fiiBhloncd HiM i m'lr n ornate little 0Ud'y. and from some- (Coprclstit bj Bobbt-lUrrill toj where near at hand came a low moan, so low and faint that none of the men heard It, prepossessed as they were with the stupendous statement that had just been made. "And how do you Intend going about attaining this mild ambition?" asked the second officer with mock courtesy. "A look from Rowe cut him short, aud wiped the sinlio from IiIh face. "I have alrendy gone about it." Rowe said In his precise way. "It only re mains for you gentlemen to make a decision between the situations. Ou one hand, you support me, lend ma the power which you control a no mean force as I am quite aware and I will present you each with the official ap pointment which you most deHlre In the Venezuelan government you shall be ministers, admirals, premiers- even treasurers auythlng you will, when once 1 am seated In the presidential chair. On the other hand, refuse, and I will simply bring my two turtlo-dovcs together, and there will be no revolu tion. Mark my words the tariff on asphalt Is only a minor Iseue with our friend. Onte he has I ho lady, he'll risk neither life nor money lu our enterprise!" "I do not believe you!" cried the sec ond officer hotly. "I think you are lying!" Rowe looked straight at him, meet ing him eye to eye. "You know I am not lying," he re sponded slowly. "Try it, if you doubt me!" "You would be ruined if we did so and lt proved true," murmured the captain. "I'd rather see us all ruined than fail of my pet plan," rejoined Rowe. A long silence followed, which was broken at last by the captain, who arose with a sigh. "Well, Valdez," said he, "you have got us at your shall we say mercy? I think the other gentlemen will agree that there is nothing for us to do but consent to help you, and Incidentally, ourselves, If you are to bo trusted to fulfill your promises to us, which 1 doubt. Any other course we may take seems even more likely to laud us lu prison than this does." One by one they agreed and then, with a regal gesture, Rowe dlsmUsed them. "Tomorrow we shall talk," ho said.' "I shall meet you all here at ten o'clock In the evening. Meanwhile, sweet dreams of our future power." Then, one by one. they left, string ing out down the vteps, and clanking across the little paved court, leaving him alone. "Graclos a Dlos, that Is over!" said ho, stretching luxuriously. "It Is not over!" said a voice behind him. He wheeled about, and there stood the senora, her golden hair In disorder, her face white as death. "I have been outtilde for ten min utes," she said, "and I liuvo heard ev erything!" "Heard you you listened!" he stammered, the room seeming to reel about him. "Yes! I heard! I listened and I found out how yen have been deceiv ing me you, whom I have trusted, whom I have loved as a friend of my heart, whom I have put my faith lu, and come away with into this strange land. Oh! you have cheated, and re viled me, and I believed lu you. You liave lied to me lied, lied, !h:d! About ing! And you are a prisoner from this moment!" Sho gavo a luugh, a terrible, mirth less laugh, and clenched ber hands at her sides, rigidly. "Agnln you lie!" she flung at him. "I am no prisoner! I am going to find my lover!" Ami, turning swiftly, she flung open tho door, stepped out and closed lt after her, locking It as sho did eo. "Curmen!" screnmed Rowe, beating on tho panels. "Curmen! I love youi Coma back, and I will help you. Car men!" Hut Senora Carmen Daussa was gone, wlihout money, without English, with out the least knowledge of the city or of tho way to turn gone In search of her lovorl CHAPTER XVIII. i'J,lT "You Shall Tell Mel I Will Have the Truth Out of Your Lying Throatl" my lover you I avo lied, about my coun try, about your patriotism you have used me as a tool with which to ac complish your own dishonorable ambi tions! Have you lied to mo about mv child? Answer mo! Is she dead. oven as you said? Why does she write no more? Tell me, do you know? Ah! 1 would not believe you even if you spoke, and yet, I must I must Where Is my lover? Where? Tell me! You shall tell mo! I will have the truth out of your lying throat!" "Carmen!" he cried. "For the love of God 'be quletl You are like a mad woman." Mad!" Bhe screamed. "Would you not be mad? Tell mo whore he Is, I Bny! I will not!" he Btormeu. "Tell you do you think I am mad also?" "Then, If you do not leii me, I will leave you!" she said through her teeth. His eyes were blood shut as he glared at her furiously. "You ahull pay for this, you wild cat!" be panted. "1 will toll you noth- And Counterplots. When Pedro and Sam Hill separated on tho night of their Jersey adventure, the lutter made straight for Jones street, accompanied by Ileau Jeun, and upon reaching the refuge of the rear tenement tumbled Into bed without more ado, and for eoven hours slept the sleep of the Just, his head upon an Improvised pillow of quilting be neath which his hand grasped the pre cious documont tbut Iris, as be thought, had sent him. Very possibly tils reposi would have continued for a much longer porlod, had It not been for the activity of Uun evlere and llermanla In the room Im mediately below. These ladles, their household duties, as ueual, entirely neglected, were loudly applauding Old Nlta's efforts to Instruct Koko in a new accomplishment; namely, to use as cymbals the lids of two fish kettles strapped to his front paws. Now the clash of cymbals, no mat ter how amateurish and uncertain the performer's efforts, Is not conducive to slumber, to say the least of It; and, therefore, with a groan of protest, Sam returned to consciousness of all that had befallen him. and all that was yet to bo undertaken. While he washed and shaved he pondered deeply upon how he should set about getting the Information that Iris desired. As he drew on lila boots he still won dered, and uncertainty did not cense w ith tho knotting of the silk bandanna about his throat. Hut at about this point hunger begun to distract his at tention, and so, deciding that he would be nblo to think more collect edly upon a full stomach, ho descend ed to the flat below and demunded to be fed. Koko dropped to his all fours at this Intrusion, glud to be rid of the encum bering kettle-lids, which Old Nlta un tied, grumbling at the Interruption of tho letsson, but nevertheless delighted to see Hill. Tho other two women bustled about and prepared food for him, and soon ho was munching ruminative!)-, oblivious of, and Impervious to, the questions that they showered upon him. At last Hill's attention was arrested by them, however, aud ho in quired If Anna wero III. "No." replied Nltu. "Sho is going to have a baby in tho spring, that Is all, and she Is getting so that she will not let Rico out of her sight; nor will she go out with Ii tin to dance tho bear. How they w ill live I do not know, w hat with bringing no money in, and such (dinners! They are a pair of fools, t'uoso two. 1 am a very wicked wom an, l am, but 1 really do think they should get married now." "Are tliey not married?" said Hill. surprised. w ny not, do you sup pose?" Nlta merely shrugged and turned away upon some matter of her own. Hill, cup In hand, uroeo and up coached thu lovers. "Hon Jour," said he abruptly. "Why the devil uren't you married?" Rico looked up pleasantly, his smile ever ready and friendly for the bo loved Sanihlll. Then, as the hitter's words sank Into the unknown depths of his slow mind, a cloud crossed bis handsome faco. "Married? Why, I do not really know, mon ami," ho responded slowly. "Anna why are we not married?" For a moment elio looked as bewil dered as Rico, and then a smile of understanding broke upon her lips. "Why!" sho said, "we love each other! We have been very, very busy loving each ether, aud dancing the bear. I do not believe we ever thought about getting married." So serious and obviously sincere was this reply that 1111 scarcely knew whether to laugh or frown. But to refrain from making the patent sugges tion was Impossible. "Why not do it, now that lt occurs to you?" said ho. Rico looked at him earnestly. "Do you advise it. Sanihlll?" he asked. "We could not love each other tho more because of a few words said over us!" "Very true," replied tho palntor gravely, "but there Is the child to con sider. You would .ike It to bear your name, would you not?" "It shall be called Rico if It Is a boy," said Anna's lover, "but a girl would bo Anna, bo what la to be gained In that caso?" "But your last nao," Insisted Hill. "Last name? But I have none!" ob jected Rico. To gain time Hill finished his coffee "It would take a long while to ex plain Just why It is a good plan to be married," said he at last "But If you are willing to take my word for It, allow me to say that lt Is good! In fact, 1 am contemplating doing lt my self before very long." "Well." said Rico, "If you say It Is good, it nuwt be so. We will find a priest if you agrco, Anna." "I've no objections." replied Anna; and so it was arranged. Leaving them to discuss the idea. Hill fell to planning how beBt to ap proach Vanderpool. Why not go direct to him at his office? l'reposterous aa the notion seemed at first, the more be thought upon it, the more plausible it appeared. Was there not .as good a chance of finding out the truth in this munner as In any other? Vanderpool had agroed to hie (HiU'sl Incarceration, lt was true, but tho reasons for eo doing were strong, and his objections had been overruled by the rest of the gang with whom the asphalt magnate bad appeared to be associated. At any rate, It was worth trying. Vanderpool was aware of the knowledge which bo (Hill) possessed, and under any clr cumstances the latter would be work' Ing under a search light, so to speak. the moment his escape was discovered. On the whole, the notion seemed a good one, for by its execution nothing could be lost, while much might be gained. "And I think," he said aloud, "that I shall take Mr. Jones; be wilt make me more conspicuous and, conse quently, safer." "What's that?" quorlod Nlta. "Merely that I am going out now mother," responded Hill, rising forth with. Out from the dimness and dirt of the back tenement, from the low' roofed houses, degraded mansions of an earlier day, out from the muck and squalor, the slush and grime of unswept Greenwich into the roaring canyon of commerce to the east, went Hill, the little brown bear tagging after, and Joining with his master the river of humanity that swept between the towering cliffs of granite on either hand; the strange, incomprehensible towers, which stretched up, up, higher than ono at their feet could see, at a slnglo glance, any more than he could grasp their significance with a single thought Before one of theso build' Ing Hill paused, and assuring himself that It was that which bo sought be gan maneuvers to guln admittance. At first there was difficulty with the door-keepers on Mr. Jones' account. but they were successfully persuaded, and hu passed them only to be balked by the elevator man. There was more protest than that of tho uniformed offi cial to cope with, for Mr. Jones (laity refused to enter tho car, and In the end Hill was obliged to leave him In charge of a half-dellghted, half-fright ened porter. "Just as well," murmured the paint er, aa be was spirited upward. "If they havo any claptrap mysteries about that office, secret dungeons, etc., and I don't come down, they will get tired of holding the bear, aud come up after me." Even before he bad come to hm optimistic conclusion they reached the twenty-oddth floor, and tho offices of United Asphalt company. However, difficulties were not at an end, and It was only after consider able argument and hauteur that Sara succeeded In having his nnmo sent In to the president of the concern. The name, it seemed, was magical In Its effect, for almost Instantly the super clllous office boy who had condescend' ed to take It in returned briskly, and Invited "Mr. Hill to please to step this way" and so, without more ado, Sam found himself faco to faco with Iris' father. An Mill entered tho luxuriously ap pointeJ olllco, tho distinguished man at the wide shining desk did not look up until ho had IliiisheJ addressing ilio letter upon which ho was en gaged. When ho had done so, aud secured tho seal, ho turned and faced Hill with tho frank, direct look was known to bo characteristic of him. "Well, samuci inn: ne said, so you hnvo not only escaped, but felt It safest to beard tho lion In his den to seek out the conspirutor In tho midst of tho market place. Why?' For an instant lllll wavered as to what course was best; and then, in view of tho attitudo with which he hlmoelt had como armed, decided to return frankness for frankness. "1 hnvo come because of this," said he simply, taking Iris' manifesto from his pocket and spreading It upon the desk beforo her father. Vanderpool fumbled at the black silk ribbon that secured his eye-glasses, found and adjusted them, and began to read the little paper. When ho had como to the end, he went back and read It for the second time; and then, spreading It upon bis knee, sat looking at lt in silence. "Well?" said Hill, desiring, at any cost, to como to tho point. "You love my daughter?" "Yes." "And she?" IUU merely pointed to the papor. "She haa been distressed about you for some tlmo," said he, "and as you were unwilling to relieve her mind, she decided that you were being vic timized In some manner, and so set Re me to ilnd out the cause of the trouble." "Hum!" said Vnjiderpool. "And why did you not come here this way. In the first place, Instead of spying upon my activities disguised aa a goodness know s-what?" i "Because I knew you would be un der no necessity to tell me anything unless I already possessed some knowledge," lied IUU with a readiness that surprised himself. "Then this Is a sort of blackmail?" "Not at all!" cried Sam hotly. "I have no wish to use the power which the knowledge I have gives me over you though that and'tho evidence of the friends who rescued me from that beastly but would be a pretty strong weapon If I chose to use It Hut I don't; to do so would be to defeat my own ends and those of Iris. What I want Is nothing more than some state ment from you. which" will enable me to fulfil the conditions of that promise which your daughter has signed. Be yond reassuring her, I give you my word that I shall keep your confidence entirely: furthermore. If I can hon estly do so, I shall even assist you lu your enterprise! Vanderpool arose and began to pace up and down, silently, appearing to consider tho proposition that the younger man had Just made. Then he stopped abruptly, shooting a direct glance at Hill from under his fine brows. He was a man of quick deci sions, and he had decided in Hill's favor. "I believe you are sincere." he said slowly, "and there, I ana going to trust you with the whole story. Sit down and smoke If you like no, I prefer to walk." The financier continued to pace in silence for a few moments, his white bead bowed, his thin, youthful figure alert and active as a boy's, his hand some cameo-like features contracted in thought Then he spoke abruptly. "Yon have surmised that a revolu tion was afoot? You are right there Is In, Venezuela. My asphalt Inter est are chiefly there. The export tax, as It stands, would be a drain upon ray profit, and ostensibly that is the reason for my backing this scheme to upBet the present government Hut there is another reason, a deoper one, known only to myself and one other Rowe. It concerns a woman, who, "You Love My Daughter?" he tells me, is kept a prisoner by the now president of that God forsaken place. Let me tell you about her. When I first took up this business I went to Venezuela to make my con tracts. I got good ones, and I made friends with the dictator a fluo old man. He had a very young wife hard ly moro than a child. I fell In love with her and she with me. She had a child a girl It was, but lt was be ing brought up as a boy because tho father had been so bitterly disap pointed at having no son . . . aud Carmen was faithful to her child and her husband ... I am glad she was ... I would not have had It otherwise. Hut we danced together a great deal . . . thcro was no harm lu that . . . Then, one night the Inevitable, or rather tho usual revolu tion broke out It broko out in the Dullroom . . . whero we were waltzing. Tho orchestra stopped abruptly: all was confusion. I was knocked unconscious while trying to save ber husband. When I came to, I was aboard a ship bound for New York. Tho president was saved, as I learned afterward, but tho revolution wns successful and ho was deposed. Carmen, I heard, was dead. Then, after a while, I married to please my family." "Iris1 mother?" said IUU. "Yes," continued Vnnderiool. "Sho died within a year, leaving tho baby . . I was fond of her. In a way, and sorry . . . but I never forgot Carmen. Recently, I camo across Rowv who had been prominent In the affairs of Venezuela during my visits there, lie told mo that Carmen was not dead. . . . Good God! that was all ho needed to say, but he added that she was being kept a pris oner, to all Intents and purposes, by tho present government for fear that the country would riso In favor of her supposed son If sho wero left free. Now you will understand tho situa tion. I have flnnnced everything. The inst boat sails on the early tide, before daylight tomorrow. I hnve here a let ter to my daughter which I thought would sufficiently explain my ab sence. "You are going with them with tho revolutionists!" exclaimed Hill. "I am going to rescue Carmen," re plied Vanderpool with a wistful smile. "And you sail at dawn! Will you not coine with me to the house at once, and tell Iris what you have told me," cried Hill excitedly. "By Jove! It's a wonderful story! It will set everything right for me, if you'll ouly como along!" "Impossible!" replied Vanderpool. "There are some vital details yet to be attended to. Besides, I prefer not to return to the house again. The servants have been told I have gone away for some time, and I do not now wish to do anything that will excite the slightest comment." - "But Great Scott!" exclaimed Hill In dismay, "will you write out a cer tificate for me to show her as the proof of what I shall tell her?" "I heard the young ludy giving In structions (hat you were not to be ad mitted," said Vanderpool with a twin kle. "Has the order been revoked?" "I I don't know," gasped llill.' Then an Idea struck him, and he laughed aloud In relief. "See here!" he said, "she Is going to a costume dance at the MUllgans tonight Couldn't you go there with me Just before you loavo for the boat, and help mo get things straightened out? I know it's a lot to ask, but" "But you're not above asking," fin ished Vanderpool with a laugh. "Yes, I think it could be managed. I'll havo to go in these clothes, though. Will they let me in?" "I'll take care of that!" cried Hill Joyfully, "whero shall I meet you?" "Call for me at the Calumet club, at about twelve," said Vanderpool. "1 I don't quite know how to thank you," began IUU, but the other stopped him with a gesture. "I have been 25 years without the thing I am helping you to get,' said ho. "Do you suppose I want you to wait? Then, too, I rather like the idea of having you for a son-in-law. You'll be good for Iris." "Er yes!" said IUU. "And now, get out, I'm busy," said Vanderpool, tearing In halt the letter that be had Just written. CHAPTER XIX. A Momentous Evening. De Bush dined at the MUllgans on the night of the masquerade and be sides the great painter there were Ed wards and little Berry Forest, who paints those fluffy landscapes. Blaume ate there, too, and Theodore Poll, who came In at salad-time, ana BDseiii- mlndedly ate it all, while he told of seeing I'cdro at Beer Peter's place, and of tho splendid article which he, Pell, had made out of It. And as was tho custom of the house, when tho coffee cups had been drained for the second tlmo. Bell Mlllignn made them all help to clear up, and get the floor waxed, for It was nearly ten o'clock, and before long tho guests would be gin arriving. Bell woro a yellow costume with sparkling things on It, and ornaments of the same sort across her forehead, and to it she added an all-euveloplng gicighnm apron, while she superin tended the arrangements, her frank chuff and the laughter which made her so well beloved by all theso fa mous men, ringing clear. Tho dim red lanterns wero lighted, the cellar, with Its two famous kegs of October brew, was arranged for thoso who chose to sit and drink to the accompnnlmont of dancing feet upon the studio floor above: the tiny kitchenette was crammed to Its utter most capacity with tho good things for supper, and at half past ten pre cisely the musicians arrived: a thin flutist, a fat German cellist, a dapper, dyspeptic pianist, and a tempera mental, hungry-looking violinist. Theso took up their places around the weather beaten piano, and tucking their handkerchiefs under their chins, prepared for tho strenuous tlmo that was traditional of tho MUllgans' par ties. Around the walls were couc hes, and between them, on tho floor, cush ions, to servo ns seats. "I wonder If thero nro enough?" said Don, nnd without waiting for an answer, darted across tho alley to take from under the very head of a neighbor, the desired urticles, with which ho presently returned. Mean while, De Hush, gray-haired, dignilled despite his pirate costume, was sol emnly sliding over the wax ho flung upon the floor, while on tho buleony Illnume, the poet-model, and Pell, wero giving each other illustrations of tho latest Gotch-llackenschmidt mutch, greatly to the detriment of their costumes. (TO BK CONTINUED.) ALLIES REPULSE GERMAN ATTACK Home-Made Filter. A large, common flower pot Is cov ered over at the bottom, the opening and all, with a piece of clean flannel or of lnc gauze. Over this put a aycr of coarse gravel about three Inches deep and over the gravel a lay er of white sand of tho same depth. Abovo the snnd put four Inches of charcoal, broken in fragments. If possible, uso animal charcoal. Lay ovor the top a clenn, fine sponge that covers lt, or if you have not a sponge a layer of clean flannel. The top lay er, whether of flannel or sponge, Is to be made sterllo by frequent wush Ings and boiling. Sol the Alter lu a wooden frame and under It put a clean vessel to receive the water aa lt comes through the Alter. Not a Regular, The tall blonde has Mrs. Malaprop backed off the map when It comes to reckless handling of the queen's Eng lish. . "My cousin, Ignatz, has Joined the navy," she confided to her friend. "Is he a regular sailor?" asked the short brunette. "Not yet." replied the tall blonde; "he Is Just a submarine, 1 guess." ' Matches. "Lucifer" mutcues (so called from tho sulphur with which they were tipped) came Into use about the year 18J0. Since then matches have been greatly Improved, though, of course, the main priuclplo remains the same. About 1815 Scin oiler of Vienna, pro duced his "amorphous phospnoruB," which was thu beginning of the inven ting that havo resulted in the very leasnut aud almost perfect mutch now In ubo. British Wool Importations. Wool to the estimated value of $100, 000,000 arrives annually In the port of London, about a third of which passer through the authoi 'ties' warehouses, while rubber of various qualities worth between 300,000 aud 3.'0,000 is placed on tho show floors and In the sheds every three or four duya aud dealt with. Plunkvllle News. "Yes, my son Is going to speud a few days In the city." "He II git bunkoed sure." "Well, he's sure of enrfaro home IIo's wearing a $10 bill underneath u porous plaster on bis chest" Line From North Sea to Aisne River Holds Despito Heavy Assaults. Ypres, Bombarded From Dis tance of Eight Miles, In Ruins. New Position On Plateau Of Vregn te Occupied Kaiser's Troops Hold j Three Polnte On Yser To Prevent Flanking Attack. Continued Russian successes on the East Prussian front, in Toland and In Gallcla are announced lu an ofliclal statement at Petrograd, which states that the Russians, having dislodged the Germans from their fortified posi tion at Wlrballen, have progressed Into East Trussla as far as Stnlluponen. Farther south Russian cavalry, it Is stated, has penetrated German terri tory northwest of Kalisz, and In Gallcla many prisoners have been taken. German military authorities are quoted as declaring that the retreat on the East Prussian frontier Is for strategic reasons, and that In the com ing battle the Russian Army wUl be completely destroyed. Efforts by the German forces to break throush the Allies' line In t(je neighborhood of Ypres continue, and heavy fighting is reported, but the French War Office declares that tht German attacks havo been without re sult and that on thp remainder of the line the Allies are holding their ground everywhere. On the River Aisne, in Franoe, the French report says, the Allies have ad vanced northeast of Solssons to th plateau of Vregny, on which they had not previously gained a foothold. A German official report announces that on Saturday an Important eleva tion near Vlenne-Ie-Chateau, on the west of the Argnnne, which had been the object of fighting for weeks past, was taken by the Germans, who cap tured two largo guns and two qulck flrers. Tho German cruiser Geler, which en tered the harbor of Honolulu about three weeks ago for repnlrs, has been Interned for the remainder of the war. AUSTRIAN ARMY CUT OFF. Russian Forces Get Between Them and Germans. Rome. A special dispatch to tho Trlbuna from Petrograd says: "The Russians havo cut off the Aus trian Army from tho Germans. The Austrlans wero encircled on their left flank and compelled to precipitately retrent, but Thursday tho Russians, with a swift movement, occupied all the ways of retreat toward Craeow. and thus tho entire Austrian Army was pushed toward the Carpathian Mountains, agnlnst which they are closely pressed. "Their condition here la desperate, as their only line of retreat lies across the Carpathians Into Hungary, nut tho Carpathians at th'ls time of the year and with U'e recent snnw falln are almost Impassable to l.fiOO.nno men with provision nnd munition trains and nrtlllery. "Petrograd Is retailing over tho present victory, which surpasses all former ones, becauso of Its decisive character. BELGIANS HOLDING CONGO. Reports State ThM Germans Have Lost Fort Havre, via Paris. A report of the operations of tho Belgians In the Cnngo, ns puMished In tho Courrler L'Armee Beige, rays: "Our troops hnve conducted them selves bravely In the colony of Congo. A flying column has Just taken KIs pcgnle, a fortified point on t' bank of I.nke Klvu. The troops In t.ielr as sault on tho fort Inflicted heavy losses on the enemy. "A German attempt to tako Alherr vllle, on the west shoro of Lake Tan ganyikn, failed. "A Belgium column from Katanga, has entered British Rhodesia to aid tho British forces from Ahercorn In an operation directed against German East Africa." FOR BATTLE IN PACIFIC. Japanese Will Have Three Squadrons Hunting Germans. Washington. Ofliclal dispatches telling of the fall of Tslngtnu were re ceived at the Japanese Embassy and Interpreted as signaling tho beginning of an offensive naval campaign In I'm Pacific. Three squadrons of warships, which have ben occupied In block ading Klniichau, will now be released. It was said, to hunt down the German ships In the Pacific. RUSSIAN PORT BOMBARDED. 1 Success By Turkish Warships In Black Sea Is Reported. Amsterdam. A dispatch from Sofia. Bulgaria, to the Vosslsche Zeltung states that Turkish cruisers have suc cessfully bombarded the Russian fortified seaport of Batum, on the east shore of the Black Sea. PROTECTS INDIA CABLE. English Seize Port Of Fao, On the Persian Gulf. London. The Admiralty announcet the occupation of Fao, a port ol slatlc Turkey, at the mouth of the rtlver Shat-el-Arab, on the Persian Oulf. A military force from India. cov erod by the sloop Odin, landed with a laval detne' ment after the Turkish Mins had hceM fllencrd, according t iinoii,,eeinent. Fao Is the ter--'mis of ths submarine telegraph te India.