THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSEURG. PA.
MOTHER OF
SCHOOL GIRL
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re
itored Her Daugh-
ter's Health.
Tntvn -'Trnm a an.i.11 l,!l J
riovcr. Dillon tmiu
By 13 year old daughter had female
1 1 hi weakness. I spoke
to three doctors
about it and they did
not help her any.
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound had been of
great benefit to me,
so I decided to have
her give it a trial.
She haa taken five
bottles of the Vege
table Cnmnnunri nr.
(online to directions on the bottle and
,u li r;iri d of this trouble. She was
Li run down when she started taking
i j i i i .
the Uompounu unu ner penous am nor,
Lome right. She was so poorly and
eak that I often had to help her dress
herself, but now sne is regular and is
frowing strong and healthy." Mrs.
WnN Helvig, Plover, Iowa.
Hundreds of such letters expressing
pjtitudo for the good Lydia E. Pink
ism'i Vegetable Compound has accom
iiihed ere constantly being received,
.roving the reliability of this grand old
iremedy.
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it once tuke Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, a woman's remedy for
toman's ills.
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Preliminaries Completed.
So you are getting married,
forge? .
Yes; I were prayed fer the third
toe on Sunday." London Tatler.
Her Best Make-Up.
And what do you think I'd look
In, George?" inquired the chatter-
wife at the recess of a three-hour
on clothes.
In a coma, darling," replied George,
having secured his lint.
Itr.DOrt.int to MntHara
Eiamiut) carefully every bottle of
ASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
nu aim children, and seo that it
Bears
jnaturo
rse For Over 30 Years.
Sdren Cry for Fletcher's Custom
At the Footh.ill flam
Why did dry lose live yards?"
Didn't yer see 'em n-holdin' dat
in do middle?'
Wl, what of It?"
fr)' as a'tryln' to drown 'lm. If
tries to drown a man yer loses five
ds."
'And' If yer does drown him?"
Thtn y,,r loses 25 yards."
Same Mpanlnn
Mother, what does it mean when
read about escaping 'Scvlla' only
let Into worse trnnhln with
prvbdis?'" asked Mrs. Baker's
:B8 hopeful.
Ifl. linker looked nfinpiiltm.lv nt
nasbaml.
t'lllke this, Willie." exelulmed Ills
-er, Comiiie to hiti wife's reseiiR "It
tt that just as soon as we set
'81 payilllt ice hllln. wa Ihivr tn
coal:"
As He S.iw It
',r William II. Maxwell, superln-
or New York's public schools.
Ie with no little zest n compos!-
cased on a moving picture play,
1 boy of ten wrote. The best
'"rapii ran:
Te villlln dried his mustarsh, and
"'S tllO H ire Vlinrln -l.-...,!,.. !, 1,,.
. 'fttll DIIIVXDO 111, l
Wne or deaths blud is on my head
KRtr slabs thee to thy utermost
ba lm vetiKuii.e vengunze. But
m hero kurses and says O hev
Mns stnr one step and thy ded
l nc my door, lay one pnrm
He Yin-oil,- i ... .. . .
nurpso nna it. was Det-
TOtl Was flrr.u-.wl .-UK .nl-
- m niiii a iiiiii-
" AVlirilt nvnrnfr e..n
.-. iiuiii una Dwmi.
P' ITPSunz'-Youth's Conipan-
Summer Days
.Ca'l for a dainty,
wholesome food such
as
Post
Toasties
with cream.
eslitilework.and
Satisfaction in every
Efv i thcse cri?p
,0f Perfectly cooked
lasted Indian Com.
firing flavour.
inJ nourishment .
fca found inPoSt
y Grocers
Faith Gives
Confidence
Br REV. J. H. RALSTON
SKtrtary ol Corrnpoadcnce Dputmat
Moodr Bibla lutituia, Ctacaio
TEXT And we believe nni are mire that
ihou urt that C'hrlHt, the Hun of the llv
Jig Qod. John C;C.
PoHHibly t h e
generation to
which the people
of the twentieth
century belong
has nioro to dis
turb Its fuith than
any preceding
one. There may
'bo no rejection of
the tCHtinioi y of
the senses, of In
tuition, or of faith
itself, but the ap
peals to faith
come from more
sources than for
merly.
The Appeal of Religion Has Changed.
In a former day, the appeal was to
the ncceptanco of the evangelical
teachings of the New Testament ac
cepted by all denominations, and
sometimes to the particular doctrines
of tho denominations, but now it Is
made to tho acceptance of certain carl
2atures of Christianity known as
Christian Science, KusselllKin, theoso
phy, etc., and sad to say, with a very
largo response. This Indicates that
man is naturally religious. He wants
something that will meet the demands
of the spiritual craving within, and ho
Is quite apt to take up with something
that takes on tho name of Christian,
or that professes to be biblical, and
yet ridicules evangelical Christianity
and offers a substitute for it, however
fraudulent it may be.
The Search for Certainty. i
Many are asking for certitude, or
certainty, In tho things of religion.
How Is a man to gain this certainty?
In this consideration let us first note
that thero are various spheres of
knowledge physical, philosophical
and spiritual. In the physical sphero
the senses must be the witnesses, In
the philosophical reason, and In the
spiritual faith, although In the spir
itual faith does not reject the witness
ing of the seiiBes and reason. In tho
physical sphere the testimony of the
senses may be misleading, as one man
may say an object is of ono color,
while another man says It Is of a dif
ferent color, the fact being that one
of these is certainly color blind, and
It may be that both of. them are so.
As far as philosophy Is concerned,
reason may take the reins In her
mouth and plunge Into tho abyss of
Infidelity and atheism as wns the case
In Prance a century ago.
Faith Must Not Be Blind.
Wlillo tho senses or reason may not
apprehend what faith needs to appre
hend, yet faith makes recognition of
tho testimony of history, personal ex
perience, and of any revelation that
God sees fit to make. In the case bo-
fore us the disciples said that they be
lieved and were Bure that Jesus was
the Christ, the son of the living God,
the most Important fact for man to
apprehend, the minimum of Christian
belief. We have said that faith rests
on certain things that may not belong
to the supernatural. Tho many false
forms of religion to which we have re
ferred, make strong appeals, that Is, In
the vehemence of them, and apparent
ly In .their sincerity, but w hen we ask
for something In connection with them
for our faith to rest upon, they have
really nothing to give, except tho ipse
dlxlts of some man or woman who
has repudiated all that we have rev
ered and honored in tho past. While
there may be Borne facts presented, as
in tho alleged cases of healing, there
Is no appeal to that which is behind
us, the experience of millions of Chris
tian people through the centuries.
A Definite Faith.
The faith of the disciples was very
definite. "We believe and are sure
that thou art that Christ, tho son ol
tho living God." The evidence of this
definite faith is abundant as may be
proved by tho men who expressed It
being perfectly willing to certify It by
the sacrifice of wealth, position, and
even life Itself. That adherents ol
false forms of Christianity have made
great sacrifices will not be questioned,
but In connection with Christian sac
rifice we have a law that has existed
through twenty centuries, and the
blessings that have come out of this
spirit of sacrifice and realized by th
Individual have certified to the genu
ineness of the faith they have new
wealth, new position, and foretastes
of Uio life that is not only eternal bul
In harmony with tho life of God.
The agent In this assurance Is noth
Ing less than the holy spirit of God
which Indicates supernatural origin
"No man can say that Jesus Is the
Ixird, but by the holy ghost." Here
Is whore the religion of Jesus Christ
and the apostles Is to be differentiated
from any other religion. Notwith
standing that It Is from above it does
not relieve from personal responslbll
lty, but the blessings In bearing the
responsibility are so Infinitely abov
anything that" tho world has to offer
that the responsibility may be forgot
ten.
A man wUh a long head seldom hat
a long face. L. B. Coley.
The Way of a Lover.
When a man finds a woman for
whom he thinks there's nothing good
enough he asks her to take him.
Dally Thought.
True happiness consists not In the
multitude of friends, but in their
worth and choice. Den Jonson.
Hit Wofd for It.
A married man informs us that one
who tells his wife all be knows doeen't
know much.
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I
' .
Mmational
SUIWSaiOOL
Lesson
(By E. O. BKM.ERfl, Director of Evening
Department, The Moody Bibla Institute,
Chicago.)
LESSON FOR AUGUST 30
A DAY OF QUESTIONS.
T.KSHON TEXT Mntt. 22:15-22.
OOI.HEN TEXT "They my unto Illm.
Caesnr'e. Then auld Ho unto them, ren
der therefore unlo Cuenar tho thlnics that
aio Caesar's; nnil unto Clod the things
that aro God s." Malt. 22:21 It. V.
Tho tltlo of this lesson suggests
moro than tho portion of Scripture so
lected seems to warrant. We have
seen In previous lessons how the Mas
ter condemned and denounced the
rulers by his teaching In parables.
This led tho Pharisees to take coun
sel how they might ensnare him (v.
15). Three questions were asked, ono
political, one doctrinal and one ethi
cal. Our next lesson deals with the
third question.
Secret Methods.
I. The First Question, vv. 15 22.
This parablo of tho wicked husbnnd
man (ch. 21) seems to have been
clearly und rstood by tho Pharisees
(v. 45). Wl'.I'o It stung It did not
bring them to repentance. The hard
ening effect of unaccepted truth Is ono
of Its most terrible results upon tho
human heart Tho record tells us
plainly (ch. 2t:4fi) why theso Phari
sees wero withheld from at once put
ting Jesus out of tho way. Tbey
therefore resorted secret methods
and endeavored to bring him Into con
flict with tho Itoman government. Tho
Pharisees entered into this plot to en
tangle Jesus with their most deter
mined enemies, tho Herodlnn party
(Mark 12:13). It was a good scheme
from their viewpoint to get Jesus to
utter something treasonable and then
to turn him over to Herod, who was
a puppet of Rome. Theso Pharisees
scorned to pay taxes to this same gov
ernment with which they nre now con
niving. They began with words of
smooth flattery (v. 1C). Tho devil Is
never so subtile, so dangerous nor so
malicious ae when ho flatters. Apart
from Jesus each party would have
given quite a different reply to this
question. In fancy we can seo them
as they must have gloatingly ex
claimed, "Now we will see? him en
trapped." If Jesus declared it Illegal
to pay tribute to Caesar they could at
once formulate a charge of sedition
against him. On tho other hand, for
him to declare it proper thus to pay
tribute to a foreign Government would
seem to them for him to deny his mes
sianic claim, according to their under
standing of the messianic program.
Calling for a Itoman denarius, a
legal taxpaylng coin worth about 17
cents, he asked, "Whoso Is this Imago
and superscription?" "Caesar's," they
reply, and by those, words they have
caught themselves and not Jesus. Ills
reply was. In effect, "Very well, you
accept tho money of Rome, you must
by that act accept tho responsibility
which accompanlesit." Jesus first of
all denounces their hypocrisy and then
exposes tho folly of their question.
His Teaching Is Plain.
II. The Second Question, v. 23-33.
The rationalistic Sadducees, who did
not believe in tho resurrection at all,
now try to entrap Jesus by question
ing him along the lino of their particu
lar doctrine. The teaching of Jesus
Is plain and unequivocal as to the res
urrection of tho body and the Immor
tality of the soul. Jesus seems In this
reply rather to Ignore the first and
to striko at the second, which Is more
fundamental. Their plan of .attack
was very scholarly njid philosophical
and was designed to Bhow the absurd
ity of his teaching and thus by ridi
cule discredit his standing. It Is al
ways a favorite way for thoso who
quibblo to Imagine a suppositious case
and then to put a subtile question. In
this case our Ird, by ono sentence
demolished their well-planned attack.
"Ye do err, not knowing the Scrip
tures, nor tho power of God."
The Teaching. Jesus here shows us
the true relation of himself and of hla
people to political questions. He rec
ognizes the authority of human gov
ernment and it Is his will thnt his fol
lowers shall enjoy the liberties or
privileges which that government hns
to offer; at the same time they are to
submit themselves to its requirements
under one clearly stated condition,
viz., God's supreme will. In so far as
the laws of the stato are Just and
true and in harmony with the lawr oi
God it is the duty of Christian people
to support and to obey them. Jesus
would ally himself with neither party,
thereby avoiding complicity with any
measure of evil. Wo may Ilkewlso
maintain a similar relationship with
God and epoak with authority in tho
correction of abuses, and in the direc
tion of civic and national life.
We have purposely Included the sec
ond question lnnsmuch as the next les
son concerns the third of this group,
which ought to be studied as a whole.
Jesua was ever ready to meet any
question. He never equivocated, but
lifts his answer out of the realm of
the controversial Into that of abiding
principles. Jesus denounced tho hy
pocrisy of his assailants, condemned
their Ignorance of the law they so
loudly professed to obey and pro
claimed at the same time the immor
tality of the soul and the resurrection
of the body. Ho emphasizes man's
responsibility to his government.
A 'Possum Trait.
At one of the famous Georgia 'pos
sum dinners, one of the guests turned
to the walter'wlth the remark: "Ras
tus, that 'possum must have gone to
my head. It aches like fury." "Is flat
bo, suh?" responded Rastus. "Funny
how 'possum always meks for a hoi
lah." Fitting Name.
"Wrhy are those things on your dress
called bugle trimmings?" George
wanted to know. "Oh," Emily replied,
'because pa blows so over the bill."
(Conducted by the Nailonkl Woman's
C'hriutlun Temperance Union.)
NATION MUST BE PRESERVED.
"From nowhere and from no one In
the assembled statesmanship of the
nation Is there any bint of from what
sources the tremendous annual federal
income of 1250,000,000 now derived
from imported or domestic liquors Is
to be replaced," walls Mr. Joseph De
bar, secretary of tho National Whole
sale Liquor Dealers' association.
Wo respectfully call his attention to
the address mado by Senator Morris
Shoppard before the subcommittee of
the commiltoe on the Judiciary. He
saye:
"There are legitimate sources of
revenue- yet untouched. Thero are
few direct taxes on luxuries. The in
come tax has little more tbun
scratched the surface of enormoua
wealth. Thero Is no federal Inheri
tance tax. Non-alcoholic beverages
are untaxed. The national domain,
with measureless mineral resources.
water powers, forests and the like
could bo managed so as to produco a
yenrly usufruct of fifty or ono hundred
millions. The pension roll gives prom
Ise of rapid decline."
Tho crux of tho argument for the
abolition of the liquor traffic, however,
lies In the senator's further statement
that "the American republic cannot on
dure If tho liquor traffic continues to
absorb the earnings and the energies
of the people to threaten their moral
and material welfare."
Tho preservation of the republic
through a higher standard of citizen
ship is the end and aim of all tem
perance legislation.
LOSS TO THE NATION?
The following statement Is taken
from the report of tho Massachusetts
commission on drunkenness: "The
greatest economic loss to the stato
lies in the Idleness of capable men
Nineteen out of every twenty men Im
prisoned for drunkenness in Massacliu
setts last year wero of American or
Pritlsh birth, unhandleapped In their
occupation by difficulties with our Ian
gunge. Four out of every fivo men so
Imprisoned were between seventeen
and fifty yenrs of ago, and therefore
nt tho very period of llfo when Indus
trial output should bo largest. Theso
men. nt tho prlmo of life, loft over
300,000 working days from Imprison
ment alone last year and probably an
equal amount of time was lost In hunt
ing for work after release from prison.
Thnt efficiency In work is reduced
through alcoholism Is unquestioned.
It Is impossible to calculate the con
tinuous loss which it involves."
RUSSIAN POLICY.
Wo cannot make our fiscal pros
perity dependent upon tho destruction
of the spirlunl and economic powers
of many of my subjects, and there
fore It 13 neceBsnry to direct our
financial policy towards seeking gov
ernment revenues from tho unex
hausted sources of tho country's
wealth and from tho creative toll of
the people, to seek constantly, while
preserving wise economy, to Increaso
tho productive powers of tho country
and to take care of the satisfaction of
the people's needs.
Such must bo the ends of the de
sired changes.
I am fully convinced that they must
succeed and that they are absolutely
necessary for the good of my peoplo,
especially since both tho Duma and
the Imperial Council hnve turned tholr
attention to theso needs of tho peoplo
by revising our alcohol laws. Nich
olas, czar of Russia.
PERTINENT QUESTIONS.
A young man In a neighboring coun
ty seat was fined for Intoxication, and
the fine was remitted on condition thnt
ho stay sober until July 4. le it fair
to a man who has acquired tho drink
appetite to put saloons In his way and
then demand thnt he stay sober? Ev
ery tlmo ho sees a saloon or smells
tho odor thnt comes from ono he hns
an uncontrollable desire to go in and
fill up. Is it fair to set traps to create
the desire, Inllame It to the point of
desperation, and when he falls to pun
ish him for It? Is it not truo that If
you vote for saloons you are to blame
for the shame and misery they unload
on the community? Uhrichsvllie
Chronicle.
SCHOOL ON DISTILLERY SITE.
Significant and prophetic of the fu
ture near at hand Is the erection now
In progress In South lloston, Mas., of
a $75,000 elementary school building
on the site of the old Felton rum dis
tillery. Where In past years was car
ried on a mnn-dostroylng business,
there will hereafter be an enterprlso
for tho upbuilding and equipping of fu
ture citizens of the republic.
MUST HAVE THE BOYS.
Recent Investigations Bhow that
two-thirds of all the drunkards con
tract the drinking habit before they
are twenty-one years old, nearly one
third before they are sixteen, and
about seeri per cent before they are
twelve. The liquor dealers know this
and for business reasons they must
"create appetite" among our school
boys. One family out of every Ova
must furnish a recruit for the army
of drunkards or the "trade" must gd
under. ,
Sweet Grass.
We never know how much sweet
ness there Is In grass till It is cut Sev
ered from the root, It gives' out a per
fume which the garden itself can
hardly rival. Misfortune Instead of
making us bitter, should bring out the
sweetness of the spirit, like the fta
grance of the mown grass.
Here It an Idea.
Instead of trying to stir up trouble
In this old world, pt us got busy and
holp those who are In troublo and see
how much we shall enjoy tho change.
PEN
DEATHS
1339
Pneumonia Heads List as Most
Fatal of Diseases.
RELIEVES FERTILIZER MEN
Railway Accidents Decrease In State,
Delay Suit Against Alleged "Movie'
Trust Protest Demurrage On
Private Bail Sidings.
Harrlsbur. The following Mate
went of the causes of death in Penn
sylvanla in April Ikib been reported by
.tho Durenu of Vital Statistics of thu
Stato Department of Health.
Tho total number of deaths, ex
clusive of still births In April, from
all causes was 11,3:19, distributed as
follows:
Typhoid fever 68
Starlet fever !8
Diphtheria 145
Measles lm;
Whooping cough 135
Influenza 183
Malnrla
Tuberculosis of lungs 873
Tuberculosis of other organs.... 1!)D
Cancer 4!)8
Diabetes S3
Cerebrospinal meningitis 71
Acule anlerlor poliomyelitis .... 5
Pneumonia I,ti52
Diarrhoea and enteritis, under 2
years 256
Diarrhoea and enteritis, 2 years
and over 84
Rright's disease 959
Karly Infancy K37
Suieldo 92
Accidents In mines lOfi
Railway Injuries !t
Other forms of violence 502
AH other diseases 4.500
Tho total number of births recorded
In Pennsylvania during tho month of
April, exclusive of still births, was 20,
202; the total number of still births
was 904.
State Relieves Fertilizer Men.
Steps were taken by Secretary o(
Agriculture N. B. Critchfleld to
straighten out the tangle caused in the
fertilizer tiade by the cessation of
shipments of potash from Germany.
It is estlmnted that lit least ninety per
cent, of the potash used in fertilizers
In this State conies from thnt country
and In order to conserve the stork In
this country manufacturers will bo
forced to use a smaller portion than
has been done. To facilitate matters
Secretary Critchfleld has Issued a cir
cular in which a way Is pointed out
for the marketing of fertilizers for the
fall trade without making a new regis
tration with all that such procedure
entails.
The letter of the Secretary on tho
mhi'M't is ns follows:
"This department recognizes tho
fact thnt with the shortage there Is
likely to be In the amount of potash
available this fall manufacturers will
find It difficult to prepare their goods
for the fall trade ao as to meet the re
quirements of the registration made at
the beginning of the year, and to re
lieve this situation ns far as possible
this department shall be entirely satis
fied to have manufacturers of ferti
lizers reduce tho per cent, of potash
they put in the goods they place. on
the ninrkets for the fall trndo of the
current year without making an addi
tional registration of the same, pro
vided that no change is made so far
as the other elements of plant food are
concerned and that they erase the fig
ures thnt are now printed on their
sacks showing the potash the goods
contain and attach to the sacks with
good, strong twine or wire a tag on
which is plainly printed the revised
analysis of the goods the sacks con
tain, and provided further that they
Send to this department notice of any
chnnge made In the per cent, of pot
ash, specifying the brands of goods In
which such change is made."
In cases whero the charge Is less
than one per cent, tho decimal on the
bag may be erased.
Private Rail Sidings.
Tho Public Service Commission held
question ns to whether a railroad com
pany can legally chnrge demurrage on
private cars standing on a private
switch In a complaint brought by the
Pittsburgh Tlato Glass Company
against tho Pennsylvania Railroad
Company.
J. M. nellvlllc, of tho glass com
pany, contended that such a charge
was not proper hecause the railroad
company renders no service while the
cars stand on a private track. Henry
Wolfe Illkle, for the respondent, told
the commission thnt the rules govern
ing demurrage charges were adopted
by the National Association of Rail
way Commissioners, and enforcement
wns necessary to avoid discrimination.
The commission approved tho pet!-
tion of tho IlaUlmore & Ohio Railroad
Company and tho Schuylkill East
Service Railroad Company for the ap
proval of crlsslngs at grade over Wolfe
nd Dickinson streets In Philadelphia.
The proposed switches have been ap
proved by the city of Philadelphia.
TOLD IN SHORT ORDER.
A German naval airship has a
searchlight of 40,000 candlepower,
which will Illuminate the surface of
the sea from a height of 5,000 feet.
On June 30 last the state of Western
Australia owned 3,150 miles of rail
way and more than 600 miles were In
course of construction.
A noiseless bowling alley Is a French
novelty, one having been Invented In
Paris In which tho clash of falling pins
is silenced.
It la estimated that tho amount ol
capital Invested in Swiss hotels and
restaurants Is $175,000,000, and that
those establishments employ mora
than 10,000 persons.
And
WAS WAITING FOR REAL HEAT
At 114 In the Shade, Farmer Didn't
See Necessity for Shortening
Hours of Labor In the Field.
A St. I.oulslnn who responded to tho
Macedonian cry for help from tho
Kansas wheat fields tells thlB story:
"The farmer told us we were to
work ten hours a day, but that when
It got hot he would knock off an hour.
One day, nfter we had been out In tho
blazing sun until we wero panting for
breath, we came In to dinner to find
the mercury up to 114. We thought
the farmer would say something about
short hours thnt afternoon, but ho
didn't. As we started out to work J
said to Jilm:
" 'Ono hundred and fourteen In the
shndo!'
" 'Yes,' ho nnsw ered. 'Do you feel
It much?'
"'No,' I said, 'I don't mind It par
ticularly; but when does it get hot out
here?' "
PIMPLES ITCHED AND BURNED
Route No. 3, Dndevillo, Ala. "I was
troubled with a terrible breaking out
between my shoulders and down to
my hips. It came In pimples and my
back looked very red and raw. It
Itched and burned so that sleep and
rest wero impossible and I could not
sleep any hardly for weeks. My
clothes Irritated my back till It got
so sore I bad to have a soft cloth
pinned to my shirt
"As I heard of Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment for years I bought a cake of
Cutlcura Soap and box of Cutlcura
Ointment and to my surprise and Joy
nay Itching and burning had disap
peared. My back had been so raw
and Inflamed I could not lie on it and
the first application brought relief. I
washed my back twice a day with a
strong lather of Cutlcura Soap and
then applied the Cutlcura Ointment.
In two weeks I was sound and well
and havo never been troubled since."
(Signed) J. D. Abernatty, Jan. 20,1914.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Saniplo of each
free.wlth 32-p. Skin Rook. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv,
From His Point of View.
"Why aren't you over in Europe,
fighting for your country?" asked the
American of the European who wanted
a nickel to get a drink.
"I fought over dere once," answered
tho foreigner.
"Ah! And did you stand your
ground when a real battle came?"
"No, sir; I runned away."
"What! You ran nt tho first shot?"
"Yessir, mister, An' If I know ect
come sooner, 1 run beforo dat!"
"That's nn awful confession of cow
ardice. Do you consider your life
worth more than other people's lives?
Is your llfo worth moro than tho life
of your bravo captain, of your valor
ous colonel, your intrepid general?"
"Yessir, It be worth more."
"What do you mean, worth more?"
"Vorth more to me, ain't It?"
Extravagant Tips.
In tho town of York Harbor, Me..
whero a large proportion of the leisure
cliissrs of. tho Hub goes in the sum
mer, there Is a very small boy by the
name of Allen. Uist Sunday they took
him to church. All went well, mid not
a sound was heard from him till nfter
tho sermon was over and tho usher
wns passing the plate.
The little fellow dropped In some
money ns directed, but when ho gazed
upon tho dignified, frock coated plate
)asscr he could contain his curiosity
no longer.
"Mother," he said, "why do wo pay
that feller? Ho ain't done nothing!"
Two Is Company.
They strolled together along the
sands of the seashore. Ho was smok
ing placidly, but her eyes roved about
tho deserted beach and tho empty
ocean. Suddenly she stopped, threw
up her hnnds, and turned on him.
"How utterly dendly dull It Is here,"
sho cried. "Not ono single human be
ing to flirt with. You, at least, havo
me but whom, in heaven's name,
havo I?"
A Mere Piker.
"Time files," quoted the sage.
"Yes," replied tho fool. "Rut he
isn't crazy enough to loop the loop
like some of tins modern fliers."
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Alfred Noyes, the exponent of "pay
ing poetry," told a good Btory at
Princeton.
"Ono morning," he said, "my work
wps Interrupted by a westerner. He
rushed In on mo enthusiastically. He
bruised my hand with the. power of his
cordial clasp. Ho made me sit down
and wrlto my namo DO times on a
sheet of foolscap that bo drew from bis
pocket ho wanted to distribute, he
explained, my autograph among alibis
frietids. He even urged me to write a
poem for him to dash a poem off
while he looked on. This fulling, he
would not go till I bad read him a
good hnlf-dozen selections from my
works."
Mr. Noyes sighed.
"And all tho tlmo," he ended, "the
duffer called mo Iloyes."
No Chance for Him.
William Dean Howells Is the presi
dent of the American Academy of Arts
and Letters, and In Mr. Howells' pres
ence In lloston ono day a novelist of
tho ' best seller" typo had the bad taste
to ridicule our "Imitation French acad
emy," us he called It,
Mr. Howells listened to tho novelist
with his good natured smile, and then,
with his good-natured laugh, be said:
"Our American academy Is like
death. People never Joke about it un
less they know it's very far away."
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