THE PULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO. PA.
Luncheon
Delicacies
Dried Bnef, sliced wafer thin, Hickory Smoked and with
a choice flavor that jrou will remembea.
Vienna Sausage juat right for Red Hot, or to serve cold.
We tugged you try them terved like thit: Cut rye bread in thiny"""
I ..i a i ... - f 'tlj.
licet, ipreaa wiin creamea Duller ana remove cnuu, v-ui m uoo; mjr
Vienna Sautage in half, lengthwiie, and lay
on the bread. Place on the top of the tauiage
a few thin slice of Libby' Midget Pickle.
Cover with the other dice of bread and
pre lightly together. Arrange on plate and
...
I erve garnuhed with a few paxaley Sli. ' ' "' .v7SiA' liv
nira rrr r
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Libby, McNeill & Libby
Chicago
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"IS YOUR BABY RESTLESS?"
Bee the anxiniia mother hemling over the iteepleae bahel Wht tender
uliciludel Her licart ache for him. W ise muihera ue
Dp. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP
Which bahie like beeauae it fare them. Prevent Cholera Infantum,
curea Cnlic in ten minute. Keep a bottle at hand, as cent at drug,
fiat. Trial bottle free it you mention thti naiier.
Made only by URS. P. i-AHR.NfcY i SON, IUgiutowm, Mo.
Surjgectlon to HiiHband.
Tho man who settles matrimonial
dltlicultles by tihootlng his wife Is
putting unpleasantly unmorons again.
Some ffipechilly hut form of punish
ment should be devised for such of
these gentry aH do not. wlmly tako
matters Into their own hands and
Shoot themselves. Indlamiimlis Star.
miiiir axd iiii.iots attacks
t iii s.mI by Alnhiriu removed by the uho
bf l;lllr llnlirk ruru for Hili'll ailment.
"Alynelf mid whole lioilHelmM hud nit f
fereil very much for hoiiih tlrnfl with
Muhirla I Fever. i:illr tlnbrk' tian
cured u perfectly. o I hut we enjoy at
rMent tho twnt eif health." .liicoh Eb
erly. Knlrfnx Court Hoiimh, V.
Klltlr Itnbrk CO cents, nil driiifirlHt nr
l.y 1'arcln l-iift prepaid from Klocxew
kl tc Co.. Wiialilnfftim, D. C
No woman who believe In the
eternal fitness of things will marry a
man who Ih bo (all that she can't
reach his hair.
Among others, Iho forger appreci
ate b good name.
The Source of Uric Acid
Entlng too niuc.1) la a common Imhittb&t
doeaa hit of harm. Meat, eeciitlly, form
uric acid and the ewia laiil lilUirtiikj of auid
IkiIhii blood weaken the khlnuya. I! no acid
cnusei rheuumtlc Rud uervou trouble,
weakeua Hie even, forma gravel and leads
to dropay and llrlirht's lico. Kidney
weakue give early wttriilngk, however,
uch a Itackaclie and urinary diaorder
and can be (topped I J prompt treatment.
re Pose's Kidney I'llla, Ilia bmt reo
oniuitiiided end uiuH rfldoly uned kidney
remedy. .
A Virginia Caae
"I hud kidney
CitnpltUnl tor tour
ycHia." aaya Mr. M.
A. l.iin.'i, of Tu8
I'olk M , Lym hburK,
Va. '! couldn't uait
my hnmla for day
al a lime and I tiad
li.r from my kli-
No tooKue can fl
'rlh my aorrt?rlnK.
When I read alnut
Doan'a Klihi.y Pllla.
I tf.'Clil.d to try
rmce i ua-ii ini-m,
tbt. nln and awt-Hlna; haa irone and
kl.1ii..va h.u.n'l l.ntk. ....I
Cet Doan'a at Any Store, BOe a Bex
DOAN'SV
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. M. Y.
mm
my
MADE A PERSONAL APPEAL
23
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
A tnllft pn'nrtlfo of niHt
J I 1 1 Urnwltt'Ut (tttndrutt.
For Raitoring Color and
B4utr to Gray or Faded Hair.
6thV ti1 91 llnl hftunf irltA,
The Wretchedness
of Constipation
Can quickly be overcome by
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS,
Purely vegetal
act surely an
gently on the
liver. Cure
Biliousness,
Head
ache, LHzzi-
riess, and Indigestion. They do their duty.
SMALL TILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Tailor'i Desperate Endeavor to Make
Convention Llcten to "Hit Bett
Ctitomer."
HeglBter O'Lotighlln of Itrooklyn
will think twice before he undertake
to address another convention of
tailors. Ills own tailor led him into it.
"For me," said the tailor, "you do It.
With my friends it makes a hit."
O'Lotighlln put on his openwork
clothes and sat on the platform. Tail
ors, cutters, buyers, city salesmen,
hUHhelmen, models, bosses, other
ItemB of the tailoring industry buzzed
loudly on the floor. Now and then
Home man would enter and be greet
ed with applause.
"That," said O'Loughlln's tailor and
guide, 'is Max Schleiner, he is the buy
er for Clippcrsteln & Menx."
Hours O'Loughlin sat there. At last
he was introduced as the next speak
er. No one paid the least attention to
him. Conversation rose toward Uie
heights of emotion. After three false
starts O'Loughlin sat down. He was
angry enough for arson. His tailor
saw the black rage on his brow.
"Ladles and gentlemen," he bel
lowed, whacking at the table with
his gavel. "You should listen to
Mr. O'loughlln. He Is my belt cus
tomer." Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Where He Came In..
Grace was a country girl, whose
parents sent here to the city to at
tend college. When the holidays
came around and she came home, her
mother gave a reception lu her honor.
Some of the girl friends asked
Grace to show them her new gowns.
Obligingly she brought out several
modish gowns, and, holding up a par
ticularly pretty one of silk, she said:
"Isn't this one perfectly beautiful?
And, Just think, It came from a poor,
little Insignificant worm!"
Her hard-working father was sealed
near, watching the performance, and
he replied:
"Yes, darn It, and I'm that worm!"
Llpplncott'8.
- J Carters
jfFJ&'T-.ar UIVER
una
met
WB 1
mm
, Never Faila
to live, beautiful color to
GRAY IIA1K
More than alinlf century of Miccena. If your
dmler han't It, aendM.OOand a large buttle
ill be aent you by parcel post.
MRS. S. A. ALIEN. 85 Barclay St.. N.w York
DAISY FLY KILLER :.rhm. Si
ftti. Nat, rlMfi. or
niiinUI, tnvuttit
cliftap. tatts all
iiiioi, Midi of
mUl, oaD't apt 1 1 or tl p
ort will not aoll or
Injur any thing
OunntMl tffartlTt,
Alldaalara ornnl
eiprvH paid for li.oa.
BABOLD IOMEBI, 1M DK)l. Af., Breoklya, M. T,
LLl 1- , m,
TITJ nt) v Y TRETED.nially (flTqalc
11 rAUriJ 1 relief, soon remoTvaswelllng
lnlbto26rlaya.'i'rlaHri'rtinententFr
k Dr. THOMAS S. GREEf! Sacceunrt
Dr. H. H. Green Son, box 0, Atlanta, Ga.
A Puzzler.
An American woman made the as
cent of Vesuvius recently with a
small party which Included Mrs.
Cook, widow ot the famous tourist
manager. The display within the cra
ter was unusunlly " fine, ( which the
American at dinner smilingly attrib
uted to the presence of Mrs. Cook.
After several moments of silence, two
Ennllshmen exclaimed In one breath,
"Hut how could they manage that?"
Youth's Companion.
Saved.
The chief Powhatan was about to
pulverize Mr. John Smith when a
shriek rent the air and Pocahontas
stood besldo them.
"Stay!" Bhe commanded.
"Ah!" exclulmed Smith, who was
noted for his fertility in resource,
"you aro the first I ever loved."
Pocnhontas was just graduated and
believed everything she heard, and
so they were married.
Complicated Courtesies.
"I tried to apologize to my wife,"
said Mr. Meekton, "but It was con
fusing." "Why?"
"Every time I tried to say anything
she Insisted on saluting back, word for
word."
NeW York Amusements.
"Did you have a good time in New
York?"
"Great. We paid $3 each for $2
seats for a show that wasn't worth
GO cents."
The mystery of the Mona Lisa smile
has at last been solved. The artist
caught her expression when she was
trying to laugh at one of her hus
band's jokes.
Kver know a young widow to fulnt
if there was no man around?
Most men would : be ashnmed to
preach half what they practise.
One or more emcrprtRlnf men to
Ink afllvo part with ua In con
atructlon of Inleruiiinn railway,
ana nar eqoaiiT wmi u "" "." '!"
W. U. bprattue, Buvvrlur, uat, Ulaveland, Olilo
WANTED
W. N. V., BALTIMORE, NO. 25-1914.
Pimples 4
rashes, hives, red- ' p
A OB 1 1 1. n , iinvo,
neas and skin blemishes can
a til 1 lil-
be quicKiy removea wiui
Glenn's
Sulphur
Soap
Delightful in ft warm bath
before retirinir soothes tho
nerves and Lwcuces refresh
k. I nerves and (.xcuces refresh- I a
fX y ng Bleep. DruggisU. I1
V jC HiU" Hahr ud Whlakar Dye, jC
BUck or Brows, 60. .aV "
WILSON
HEAD
OF GREAT
ARMADA
Will Lead Greatest FleetThrough
Canal.'
ORIGINAL PLANS CHANGED
Navies Of Nine Nations Have Already
Announced They Will Send Ships
To Panama For the Opening
Ceremonies.
WaBhlngton, D. C President Wil
son next March will lead personally
the great international fleet of war
ships from Hampton Iloads to Colon,
to participate in the formal opening ot
the Panama Canal, by passing through
on the bridge of the world-famous old
battleship Oregon as leader of the long
line of fighting craft of all nations, and
then, after proceeding northward,
enter the Golden Gale at the head of
this armada and attend the ranama
Paelllc Exposition at San Francisco.
This announcement was made by
Secretary Daniels, who has been work
ing a long time to bring about the
notable program. Originally the Presi
dent war to go from Washington to
Hampton Roads to greet the com
manders of the International fleet as
they arrived and to participate in tho
ceremonies attendant upon the depar
ture of the veb"ls on their long cruise
around the North American continent
Afterward he was to mnke the trip by
rail to San Francisco to visit the ex
position at some convenient later date.
Had Promised Goethals.
The President, however, ha deter
mined now to do full honor to the ex
position by making his advent upon
the scene at the head of an armada
the like of which the world has nevel
Been. Also he will redeem bis long
standing promise to Col. George W.
Goethals by not only visiting but
formally opening the Panama Canal
He will make his passage through on
the Oregon with Itear-Admiral Charles
E. Clark (retired), who captained the
Ironclad In her famous Spanish War
cruiue around Cape flora. Also on the
Oregon will be most ot the members
of the Cabinet.
The President, according to the
present program, many details of
which remain to be worked out, will
leave Washington for Hampton Roads
accompanied by his official family on
the yacht Mayflower on March 5, 1915.
The international fleet will have been
gathering In the roads since January
1, but the President feels obliged to
defer Ms own departure until the date
mentioned because of his desire to re
main In Washington until the session
of Congress closes.
So far nine maritime countries have
signified their Intention to take part ln
the naval parade through the canal,
and it Is certain there will be other
participants announced before the end
of this year. The countries that al
ready have accepted are Argentina,
Cuba. France. Germany, Great Drltain,
Italy, Japan, Portugal and Russia.
The entire Atlantic fleet of tho
American Navy will form the nucleus
around which the International naval
forces will gather. The officers and
men of the fleet will be the nation's
guests and will make excursions from
Hampton Roads to the capital and to
nearby Eastern cities while arrange
ments are being made for tho long
cruise from Chesapeake Bay to the
Golden Gate.
After the ceremonies at Hampton
Roads the Presldet will take up his
quarters on the super-dreadnought
New York. Then the start will be
made for Colon, with the New York,
leading. The ships will form a column
many miles In length, for It is esti
mated that there will be nearly 100
Bhips in the procession.
Arriving; at Colon within a week"
there will be a delay of a day or two
while arrangements are being made to
pass the vessels through the canal.
This will be done with all ceremony,
the line being headed by tho ancient
Bteam launch Louise, the girt or the
American Government to the Govern
ment of France. The Oregon is to fol
low with the Presidential party.
The fleet should be transferred from
the Atlantic to the Pacific in the course
of about four days,
wi.pn the shins have made the pas
sage and have anchored in ranama
Bay fresh supplies of coal, oil ana pro
visions will be taken aboard and the
procession will start for the North.
It Is probable a brief stay will be mado
at San Diego, Cal., to do honor to tho
Panama-California Exposition In prog
ress at that place in connection with
the canal celebration.
If all goes well the first vessels of
the international fleet should pass
through the Golden Gate by April 15,
1915.
SUFFRAGE ACT UPHELD.
Illinois -Supreme Court Calls Women's
Act Legal.
Springfield, 111. The Illinois Su
prelne Court declared the Illinois Wom
an's Suffrage act constitutional. The
point also was raised that the suf
frage act in reality amended the gen
eral election laws, although no refer
ence was made In Us title to Its
amendatory QfTect, as is demanded by
law.
INSANE ITALIAN 8TABS 25.
Runs Amuek While On Voyage From
Boston.
Punta del Gardo, Azores. Twenty
five steerage passengers on board the
White Star steamship Canoplo were
stabbed by an Italian fellow-passengor
who suddenly went mad and ran
amuck while on the voyage from Bos
ton. Fivo of the wounded men are In
a Bcrious coudltion. The incident hap
pened shortly before the arrlvel here
of the Canoplc, which Is on her wa to
Naples.
WOULD-BE DEFENDERS OF THE AMERICA'S CUP
au.lrK .'A(i
XT' -
7fy .17..-.
These are the three yachts built to defend the America's cup against Sir Thomas Llpton's Shamrock. They
are now having trial races. At the left Is Defiance, In the center Is Resolute, and at the right is Vanltle.
ARLINGTON MONUMENT TO CONFEDERATES
8
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I m
igi a ?LMJz$
View of the monument to the Confederate dead In Arlington National
cemetery as it looked just after the unveiling, In which President Wilson
took part The monument Is of bronze and stands on a base of dark gray
polished granite. Sir Moses Ezeklel was the sculptor.
I. W. W. AMAZONS ON GUARD IN TARRYTOWN
Miss Helen Harris (left) and MIbs Marie I luster, two of the women
leaders of the I. W. W., on guard at the door of the Jail in Tarrytown, N. Y.,
waiting for the release of their comrades, who were locked up for riotous
behavior. Miss Harris is known as "Helen ot Troy."
Shift Your Gearsl
If I were going to attempt a sermon
(and who does not feel himself capa
ble of at least a couple?) my first
text should be upon the theme: Shift
ing Gears. I Bhould begin with a per
tinent Illustration. It would be the
picture of a motor-car and a long hill.
You size up the hill from the bottom
and attempt it on the high gear. The
rade proves to be steeper than at
first thought. Tho engines begin to
pound. But you have vowed to make
the top on the high gear. By simply
shifting over, with whatever reluc
tance, all would be well. Instead, you
let the engine fret and throb, perhaps
stall Itself or wreck something, for
Clean Rocks for Royal Fleet.
The Emperor William Is to be pres
ent at military maneuvers In the
Vosges, not far from the Drols-Epls,
and the soldiers of Colmar GarrlBon
have been employed In scrubbing tho
rocks around the spot where his maj
esty Is to stand, glnBS In hand, to
watch the maneuvers, says the Paris
Matin.
The rocks, after being well scrubbed,
are to be waBhed with black soap and
a plentiful supply of water, after which
they will be artificially adorned with
your pride's sake. This the picture.
Then the Moral Application (which
every one has seen coming all along).
"Now, good friends, isn't this Just
what we are trying to do? Are we
not playing the fooliBh chauffeur, and
wearing out our engines needlessly,
when we attempt to take all life's
roads upon the high speeds? Shift
your gears before it is too late!"
J3. P. Frost, in ttie Atlantic.
Paradoxical Precaution.
"There Is one queer thing about a
coal trust,''
"What Is that?"
"When It limits production, It nev
er has coal to burn."
moss, to give them as neat an appear
ance as possible and all these prepa
rations notwithstanding that the Drols
Epls Is naturally one of the prettiest
spots In the Vosges!
Dangerous Dentistry,
Crocodile doutlBtry Is now being
practised In Germany. The Frankford
"Zoo" possesses a special treasure In
a Gangetlo crocodile or gavial the
only specimen of Its kind in Germany.
Consequently there was great tribula
tion the other day when this precious
I
PAUL BARTLETT
Such a Langwldget
Oabe Why did fc.nlth go crookeflt
Steve He was in straitened clrcuo
ecances Cincinnati Enquirer.
BTIAKB INTO YOtin SIIOKg
Allen1 root-Hue, the Antlanptle powdnr forTlM
Tender, wullun, nenroua feet. Ulrea m ij
eomfort. Makeadanclngadalliiht. Boldernr7i,iwr
160. Jm't arcfi't any iuilitut. Cor fe'llxu
pie, tddraa Allen S. Olmatod, I Boy, N. , Jj
As to Jones.
. "Jones puts bis watch under hli
pollow nights."
"I notice ho likes to sleep 0va
time."
Accounting for Expense.
Redd I understand that golf enth
Blasts In Massachusetts yearly spend
about JftOO.OOO on the game.
Cree'ne Gee! They must put away
ft lot of Scotch!
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle ot
CAS-TOKIA, a safe and sure remedy f0l
Infants and children, and seo that it
Bears the
Signature
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's; Castorii
Some Bootless Remarks.
The whole-souled fellow is not half
Bo likely to go on his upper the
half souled ones. Tho former Ih uku.
ally better heeled and doesn't pig out
and leave a fellow In the lurch when
be finds it necessary to revamp hli
fortunes after business affairs liavt
run counter to his desires.
BAD TETTER ON HANDS
R. F. D. No. 1, Critz, Va. "I hal
tetter on my hands so badly that 1
could hardly do anything. It would
begin to come In clear white Mistcri,
then they would burst and peel off all
over and crack and bleed. My hands
were so sore and Itched bo badly
could not rest day or night. I could
not put them In water nor do my rc.
ular work.
"I tried medicine and several did
ent kinds of cream on them but ther
got worse instead of better. Nothing
did mo any good until I tried Cuticurt
Soap' and Ointment. And now rcy
bands are perfectly well and all right."
(Signed) Miss Ellen Tudor, Nov. 19,
1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address fott
card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adr.
Paul Bartlett, the sculptor who Is
making the frieze which will be placed
above the entrance to the house wing
of the cnpltol at Washington, Is here
seen standing at the door of bis huge
studio in the national capital, where
he Is completing the full-size plaster
model
MILITANT VERSUS "BOBBIES"
Business Is on Its Way Out Again.
Speaking of the business uutlook
tho Manufacturers' Record says that
a group of New York men bad gath
ered In a rather mournful spirit, and
as they discussed the business out
look, which seemed to tliein to grow
darker and darker, one wit In the
party, turning to a staid, much pep
turbed financier, said:
"Mr. Blank, can you tell me how laf
a dog can run Into the woods?"
Mr. Blank, somewhat Irritated t
such a trivial remark at a time ot
serious discussion, rather tartly re
plied that "he supposed a dog could
run into the woods Just as far an he
wanted to."
"No." said the questioner, when he
has run half-way Into the woods heU
then running out of the woods."
few
U tit
Ui, : W
One of the militant suffragists who
attacked the gates of Buckingham
palace struggling in the grasp of the
"BobbleB" that frustrated the raid.
The women have so exasperated the
authorities in London that the police
now handle them as they would male
offenders.
A Cheering Effect
"What Influence has cubist art had
on civilization?'
"Well," relied the eminent alienist,
"it has had a refining Influence out
at our asylum. A number of rooms
that used to be referred to as cells
are now called studios."
beast broke Its Jaw on the rocks In Its
pool, and all efforts to persuade the
broken bone to reunite were In vain.
A military doctor, Major Marx, how
ever, has now succeeded In replacing
the fractured Jaw by an artificial one
of aluminum.
To Clean Mother-of-Pearl.
Mother-of-pearl articles that have
become dull and blurred may be re
stored by cleaning them with pure
olive oil, then applying ordinary nail
brush and rubbing with chamois.
The Middle Course.
Senator Root at a reception U
discussing the Mexican KliuatioD.
"Steer a middle course," ho said to
an extremist. "These extreme Ifcn
are always wrong.
"Thus at tea, one young t;irl asked
another:
" 'And where are you going this su
mer, dear?"
" 'From the way mother talks.' i
the reply, 'you'd think we were golnf
to Newport. From the way father
talks you'd think we were going
starve. But I suppose we'll 1
middle course. aB usual, and r1"' ln
fortnight at a $12 Atlantic City ooanr
lng house.' "
Practically So.
R.lfllfi. what's the matter? Fa"'
"No. I tried to hang some plcm"'
and stood some dictionaries on s t
ble and they slipped from under m
"Words failed you, I siiPI "
Judge.
EYE STRAIN
Relieved by Quitting Coffee.
Many cases of defective vision
caused by the habitual use or cuu
t -..m w in Amhlii whereW''
fee is used ln large quantities.
lose their eyesight at about llftf. 1
contains the same drug, canuiue.
coffee. .j,.
A N. J. woman writes to the poj
concerning eyo troublo and c0
She says: lt
"My son was for years troubled '
his eyes. Ho tried several kin
glasses without relief. The opW'
said there was a defect in n"
which was hard to reach. -"Ho
used to drink coffee, a
did. and finally quit it and
nt Ti.ot Tins throe
. . . . .i la i
ago and lie nas not - ,i
glasses and has naa no
hls eyes since. . jo
"I was always fond of tea ana s
- . ..nrl-nUS I t-1"'
ana unaiiy Decame bu
hardly Bit still long enough to I
meal. My heart was in such
ditlon I thought I might d' l I
me r(1
lief
time.
"Medicine did not give
j r . jo.,ornte.
ana 1 was unuuoi. r ,. .
. . i .y null i
about this time we dociueu i
fee and use Postura, and liv ,4
ever since. I am in perfect tJ
No troublo now wltn my -
never felt better in my ..i-if
"PoBtum has been a gre1 "
to us all, parUculariy to
myself." . ndtli
Namo given by Postum to, .
. ... . . ,irrka TIn4d 1
ureeK, Alien. -iteaa
ville," in pkgs. . . Inral;
Postum now comes m t0' f(j
Regular Postum-niust "
boiled. 15c and 250 P1",";,. pc'
Instant Postum-Is a fJ
der. A teaspoonful disso' " '
in a cup of hot water anu, -and
sugar, makes a dellclou
Instantly. 30o and 60c tins.
Tho cost per cup of both
about the same. .,.
"There's a Reason" tor ' u"Gr0(
"Bum