THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG. PA. The Hollow ,0011 & of Her Hand George Barr McCutcheon HENRY" HOWIAND PROFIT 7 l m SYNOPSIS. rimMIs Wrandall Is found murdered In . nn.l houmi near New York. Mn. Wran i 'n I, auminnned from tli city and lden . (he buily. A young womun who ac MniPHnli'd Wrandall (o the Inn and sub enuei.tly disappeared. Is suspected, ilr, Wrnmlall starts back for New York in an a'dn during a blinding snow storm. On the ny she meets a young woman In ih riia.1 who proves to be the woman ho killed Wrandiill. Feeling that the ,lrl had done her a service In ridding her If th mm who though she loved hlin H,.,tily hnd caused her great sorrow. Mr Wrandall determines to shield her ind' takes her to her own home. Mrs. Wranilall liears the slory of Hetty Cas .i.na life exceat that portion that re lates to Wrandall. This and the story of the tragedy "he forbids the girl ever to tell Hie otuTi noii. a living, i'iciini and a.i urltv from peril on account of th ?.. ..!.. Mrs Sara Wrandall and Hett attend the funeral of Challla Wrandall at the heme 01 Ills Dlircnis. nnrn mnuin ...a ii.nv return to New York after a !...... .f h vear In Europe. Iesll n .,tu hrnther of Challls. makes him pelf useful lo Sara and becomes greatly interested in lieiiy. rrtri mvvn in unw- IVa Infatuation ponelblllty for revenge on th Vtrannaiis anu repniniiwii mm ne .mix he suffered at the hands Chillis Wrandall by marrying his mnr . . in tl, fnmllv ThIIa In rnm- nany with his friend Brandon Booth, an irtlst, visits Sara at her country place, Uslle confesses to Mora mat ne is rnaai In love vvitn iieur. CHAPTER Vile Continued. "I ny, Lrwlie, Is she staying heref cried llootb, lowering bis voice to an enritcd half-whlspcr. "Who?" demanded Wrandall cantly. Ills mind appeared to bo else where. "Why, that's the girl I saw on the road Wake up! The one on the envelope, you ass. Is she the one yon were telling me about In the club the 1118 what's-IIor-Nnme who" "Oh, you menu Miss Castleton She's lost none upstairs. You must have met her on the steps." "You know I did. So that Is Miss Caatloton." "Ripping, Isnt she? Didn't I tell you so?" "She's beautiful. She Is a Ppe, JUBt a you nald, old man a really wonder nil tyro. I saw her yesterday and the day ooforo." "I've been wondering how you man aged to get a likenoea of her on the back of an envelope," said Leslie sar castically. "Must have bad a good long look at her, my boy. It Isn't map-shot, you know." . Bodth flushed. "It Is an Impression man an. l arew it from memory, pon my soul." "She'll be Immensely gratified, I'm tire." "For henven'e sake, Leg, don't be such a fool as to show her the thing, cried Booth In consternation. "She'd never understand." "Oh, you needn't worry. She has (ne sense of humor." Booth didn't know whether to laugh or scowl. He compromised with him elf by slipping his arm through that i Ota friend and saying heartily: "I wish you the best of luck, old ioy. "Thanks," said Leslie drily. CHAPTER VIII. In Which Hetty It Welohed. Booth and Leslie returned to the flty on Tuesday. The artist left be hind him a "memory sketch" of Sara wrandall, done In the solitude of his room long after the rest of the house aa wrapped In slumber on the first H Wa a, Deeply Perplexed at Ever, j'lfht nf hi- ...... . .i, . . .. 81 ooutniook. it was Wa . "y drawn aa tl one he bad fide of ilia,, and qulte M wonaerru, i r lv n,1fter of 'fulness, but ute that in It the Bubtla something krafiiiT 8 olner notable. The K t T, l .lhe artl8t wa8 there, but I -vu u, mspirat on was laeltln de8hted. She was fiat- find mn.l ... ing tlie f c uu uu Proienae or aisgule- er i "mcu al lunencon, Le i alC1- 11 8erved t0 iUif . t0 8Ucn degree that ex- degree that he L ""5"l lOrlh fr r""redskc7eh'7 ," 8. Foc"el his pocket the pur- '"Hilasul'.1 h ha1 beon 8en"lncly The elrl i.. j'. en- nwhoh.y:'.. 8 picture f Sar. flVns . . "I that ... . ?n by WRy of know" ius' me first v-tu i" overcd Val CAIBIKU, WHS With finn,..,.. eni - . wmuB un. Embarrass- re ner 7 ' CU8B 01 ETBtification llng of vded aImo8t at once by " the en Bnnovanea The fact "N7 ,7" la LeBll'8 P08" hmJ f e,vdently a thing to be he aav rt00k awF all the pleasure ioSonnterest ratable , ne nuan and unac- ""ictiut,,!,, . al l"owea almost lha He fait irnlU. . Hie. t,, 8 deeP'y nnoyed with hi th. .77 Cr n he tried tn Brntaln Was a lamenfahlo fnll. i 4l4U8hed, not unkindly, la Usiu' L . r'tcbtoi.. r.efuBo to allow the 9,4 alDj I! " 8 " 8h8 could " Um .""'on of It, even for s u tnln would have been torn to 1)1 18. Hut it went back into his commodious pocket book, and she was too proud to demand it of him. She became oddly sensitive to Dooth's persistent though inoffensive scrutiny as time wore on. More than once he had caught him looking at her with a fixedness that betrayed per plexity so plainly that she could not fall to recognize an underlying motlvo. He was vainly striving to rofrcsh bis memory; that was clear to bcr. There Is no mistaking that look In a peiaon's eye. It cannot be disguised. He was as deeply perplexed as ever when the time came for blra to depart with Leslie. He asked her point blan on the lust evening of his stay If they had ever met before, and she frankly confessed to a short memory for faces. It wae not unlikely, she said, that ho nad seen her in London or in I'aris, but she had not the faintest recollec tion of having seen him before their meeting in the road. Urged by Sara, she had reluctantly consented to sit to him for a portrait during the month of June. He put the request In such terms that It did not sound like a proposition. It wae not surprising that be should want her for a subject; in fact, he put It in such way that she could not but feel that sho would be doing him a great and enduring favor. Shu Imposed but one condition: The picture was never to be exhibited. He met that, with bland magnanimity, by proffering the canvas to Mrs. Wrandall, am the subject' "next best friend," to "have and to hold so long as she might live," "free gratis," "with the artist's compll merits," and so on and so forth, in airy good humor. Leslie's aid had been eollclted by both Sara and the painter in the final effort to overcome the girl's objec tions. He was rather bored about It, but added his voice to the general clamour. With half an eye one could see that he did not relish the Idea of Hotty posing for days to the hand some, agreeable painter. Moreover, It meant that Booth, who could afford to gratify his own wbime, would be obliged to spend a month or more in the neighborhood, so that he could do- vote himself almost entirely to the consummation of this particular under taking. Moreover, It meant that Vivl an portrait was to be temporarily disregarded. Sara Wrandall was quick to recog nlze the first eymptoms of Jealousy on the part of her brother-in-law. The new Idol of tho Wrandalls was in love selfishly, Insufferably In love as things went with all the Wrandalls. They hated selfishly, and so they loved. Her husband had been their king. But their king was dead, long live the king! Leslie bad put on the family crown a little Jauntily, perhaps cocked over the eye a bit, so to speak but it was there Just the same, an noyingly plain to view. Sara bad tried to like him. He bad been her friend, the only one she could claim among them all. And yet, be neath his genial allegiance, she could detect the air of condescension, the bland attitude of a superior who de fends another's cause for tho reason that It gratifies Nero. She experienced a thrill of malicious Joy in contemplat ing the fall of Nero. He would bring down ble house about his head, and there would be no Home to pay the fiddler. Brandon Booth took a small cottage on the upper road, half way between the village and the home of Sara Wrandall, and not far from the ab horred "back gate" that swung in the teoth of her connections by marriage. He set up his establishment In half a day and, being settled, betook himself oft to dine with Sara and Hetty. All his household cares, like the world, rested snugly on the shoulders of an Atlas named Pat, than whom there wag no moro faithful Bervitor In all the earth, nor in tho heavens, for that matter, If we are to accept his own estimate of himself. In any event, he was a treasure. Booth's house was al ways in order. Try as he would, he couldn't get it out of order. Bat's wife suw to that. As ho swung Jauntily down the tree- lined road that led to Sara's portals, Booth was full of the Joy of living. Sara was at the bottom of the ter race, moving among the flower beds In the formal garden. At the sound of his footsteps on the gravel, Sara looked up and Instantly smiled her welcome. "It is so nice to see you again," she said, giving him her hand. 'My heart's In the blghlande,' " he quoted, waving a vague tribute to the heavens. "And It's nice of you to see mo," be added gracefully. Then he pointed up the terrace. "Isn't she a picture? 'Gad, It's lovely the whole effect. That picture against the sky " He stopped short, and the sentence was never finished, although she wait ed for him to complete it before re marking: "Her heart Is not In the highlands." "You mean something's gone wrong " "Oh, no," she said, still smiling; nothing like that Her heart is In tho lowlands. Ton would consider Washington square to be in the low lands, wouldn't you?" "Oh, I see," he said slowly. "You mean she's thinking of Leslie.' Who knows? It woe a venture on my part, that's alL She may be think ing of you, Mr. Booth." "Or some chap In old England, that's more like it," he retorted. "She can't be thinking of me, you know. No one ever thinks of me when I'm out of view. Out of sight, out of mind. No; she's thinking of something a long way off or some one, If you choose to have It that way." She smiled upon him with half- closed, shadowy eyes, and shook ber head. Then she arose. "Let ue go In, Hett la eager to see you again." They started up the terrace. His face clouded. "I have had a feeling all along that she'd rather not have this portrait painted, Mrs. Wrandall. A queer sort of fooling that she doesn't Just like tbo Idea of being put on canvas." "Nonsense," she said, without look ing at him. Hetty met them at the top of the steps. The electrio porch llghU had Just bocn turned on by the butler. The Kir! etood In the path of the light Booth was never to forget the loveli ness of her in that moment. He car ried the Itnnge with lilin on the long walk home through the black night. (He declined Sara's offer to send him over in the car for the very reason that he wanted the half-hour of soli tude In which to concentrate all the impressions she bad made on his fancy.) The three of them stood there for a few minutes, a waiting the butler's an nouncement Sara's arm was about Hetty's shoulders. He was so taken up with the picture they presented that he scarcely heard their light chat ter. They were types of loveliness so full of contrast tbat ho marveled at the power of nature to create women in the same mold and yet to model so differently. As they entered tho vestibule, a servant camo up with tho word that Miss Castloton was wanted at the telephone, "long distance from New York." The girl stopped In her tracks. Booth looked at her In mild surprise, a condition which gave way an instant later to perplexity. The look of an noyance In ber eyes could not be dis guised or mistaken. "Ask him to call me up later, Wat son," she nald quietly. "This is the third time he has called, Miss Castleton," said the man. "You were dressing, if you please, ma'am, the first time " "I will come," she Interrupted sharp ly, with a curious glance at Sara, who for some reason avoided meeting Booth's gaze. "Tell him we shall expect him on Friday." said Mrs. Wrandall. "By George!" thought Booth, as she left them. "I wonder if it can be Los lie. If it is well, he wouldn't bo flat tered If he could have seen the look In her eyes. Later on, he had no trouble In gath ering that it was Leslie Wrandall who called, but he wae very much In the dark as to the meaning of that fi pressive look. He only knew that she was In the telephone room for ten mln utes or longer, and that all trace of emotion was gone from her face when she rejoined them with a brief apology for keeping them waiting. . He left at ten-thirty, saying good night to them on the terrace. Sara walked to the steps with him. "Don't you think her voice is love ly?" she asked. Hetty had sung for them. "I dare say," be responded absently. "Give you my word, though, I waen't thinking of her voice. She la lovely." He walked home as If In a dream. The spell was on blm. Or in the night he started up from the easy chair In which he had been smoking and dreaming and racking his brain by turns. "By Jove!" he exclaimed aloud. "I remember I .I've got it) And tomor row I'll prove it" Then he went to bod, with the storm from the sea pounding about the house, and slept serenely until Tat and Mary wondered whether he meant to get up at all. "Pat," said he at breakfast, "I want you to go to the city this mcrning and fetch out all of the Studios you ran And about the place. The old ones are in that Italian hall seat and the late ones are In the studio. Bring all of them." 'There's a dlvvll of a bunch of thlm." said Pat ruefully. He was not to begin eketchlng the figure until the following day. After luncheon, however, he had an appoint SOME ODD DEATH REPORTS New York World Prints Humorous Returns Alleged to Be Taken From the Records. The chief statistician of Wisconsin, in examining death certificates filed by physicians with the state board of health, has discovered and disclosed come of more than local Interest. They reveal each aberrations of sense and science in the diagnosis of dis ease and the causes of death as to merit consideration from reformers who wish to put nearly every act of human life under medical supervision. A few Instances must Bcrve to illus trate the nature of a multitude. One report is this: "Went to bed feeling well, but woke up dead." Another says: "Do not know tho cause of death, but patient fully recovered from last illness." . A third reported: "Last Illness caused by chronic rheumatism, but was cured before death." Still another: "Deceased never had been fatally sick." And this: "Died sud denly; nothing serious." Some reports are mere absurdities, such as: "Kicked by a horw shod on the loft kidney." "Died suddenly at the age of one hundred and three. To this time he bid fair to reach a ripe old age." "Deceased died from blood poi son, caused by a broken ankle, which is remaikable, as the automobile struck blm between the lamp and the radiator." A mother Is reported to have "died In infancy." . The significance of these re porta lies pff H ment to Inspect Hetty's wardrobe, os tensibly for the purpose of picking out a gown for the picture. As a matter of fact, he bad decided the point to his own satisfaction the night before. She should pose for him in the dainty white dress she bad worn on that oc casion. While they were going over the ex tensive assortment of gowns, with Sara as the Jujlge from whom there seemed to be no appeal, be casually inquired If she had ever posed before. He watched her closely as he put the question. She was holding up a beautiful point lace creation for his Inspection, and there was a pleading smile on her lips. It must have been her favorite gown. The smile faded away. The hand that dangled the gar ment before hie eyes suddenly bo- came motionless, as If paralyzed. In The Girl Stopped In Her Tracks. the next Instant, she recovered her self, and, giving the lace a quick fillip that sent its odor of sachet leaping to his nostrils, responded with perfect composure. "Isn't there a distinction between posing for an artist, and sitting for one's portrait?" she asked. He was silent. The fact that he did not respond seemed to disturb ber aft er a moment or two. She mado the common mistake of pressing the ques tion. "Why do you ask?" was her Inquiry. When It was too late she wlehod she bad not uttered the words. He had caught the somewhat anxious note in her voice. "We always ask that, I think," be said. "It's a habit" "Oh," she said doubtfully. "Ana Dy me way, you naven t an swered." She was buBy with the gown for a time. At last she looked him full In the face. "That's true," she agreed; "I haven't answered, have I? No, Mr. Booth, I've never posed for a portrait It Is a new experience for me. You will have to contend with a great deal of stupid lty on my part But I shall try to bo plastic." He uttered a polite protest and pursued the question no farther. Her answer had been so palpably evasive that It struck blm as bald, even awk ward. Pat disgruntled and Irritable to the point of profanity he waa a prlvl leged character and might have sworn if he felt llko It without receiving no tice came shambling up the cottage walk lato that afternoon, bearing two large, shoulder-sagging bundles. Ho had walked from the station a matter of half a mile and It was hot His employer sat In tho shady porch, view ing bis approach. The young man tlrew a chair up to the table and began the task of work' Ing out the puzzlo that now seemed more or less near to solution. He had a pretty clear Idea ns to the period he wanted to Investigate. To the best of his recollection, the Studios published in the fact that they emanate from the members of a learned profession, aeoting wun tbe practice of that pro fession. wew York World. 8mlle, and Others Will Smile. In an elevator of one of our large sioros t saw a lady turn her head and In so doing, struck another lady's face with her feather, the lady struck was angry and scowled at the first lady, and in so doing turned her head and struck with her hat ornament an other lady. This lady turned her head and Btruck another lady's face- this lady was annoyed, but she had seen the others, and as she looked up she saw two gentlemen with broad smiles on their faces, and she smiled, and soon the others in the car saw the' humorous side, and there were smiles upon smilos in that gloomy store ele vator. London's Modern Fire Brigade. The London fire brigade Is rapidly becoming a completely motor-equipped fire fighting organization. Today Lon don possesses 97 motor appliances and two motor fire floats. It Is now pro posed to spend In the near future 500,000 In providing 53 motor escape vanB, 43 electric escape vans, 94 pe trol or petrol electrio motor pumps, 17 motor turntable ladders, 11 motor lor ries, S motor ladders, 15 motor cars, and a motor canteen van, or 249 new motor appliances. In three years horses will be unknown In the Lon don fire brigade. throo or four years back hold the key. He selected the numbers nnd began to run through them. He was search ing for a vaguely remembered article on one of tho leBser-known English painters who had given great promise at the time it was published but who dropped completely out of notice soon afterward because of a mistaken no tion of his own Importance. If Booth's memory served him right, the follow came a cropper, so to spenk, In trying to rldo rough shod over public opinion, and went to tho dogs. He had been painting sensibly up to that time, but suddenly went In for the most violent style of Impressionism That was the end of him. There had been reproductions of his principal canvases, with sketches and Btudles in charcoal. One of theno pic tures had made a lasting Impression on Booth: The figure of a young worn' an in deep meditation standing In the shadow of a window casement from which sho looked out upon the world apparently without a thought of It A slender young woman in vague reds and browns, whose shadowy face was positively Illuminated by a pair of wondorful blue eyes. He came upon It at last. For a long time he sat there gazing at the face of Hotty Castleton, a look of half-won der, half-triumph In his eyes. There could be no doubt as to the Identity of tho subject Tho face was hers: tho velvety, dreamy, soulful eyes that hnd haunted him for years, as ho now believed. In no sense could the pic ture be described as a portrait It was a study, deliberately arranged and de liberately posed for In tho artist's stU' dlo. He was mystified. Why should she, the daughter of Colonel Castleton the grand-niece of an earl, be engaged In posing for what evidently was meant to be a commercial product of this whilom nrtist? Turning from a skilfully colored full page reproduction, he glanced at first casually over the dozen or more sketches and studies on the succeed ing pages. Many of them represented Btudles of women's heads and figures, with little or no attempt to obtain a likeness. Some were half-draped, show ing in a sketchy way the long graceful lines of the half-nude figure, of bare shoulders and breasts, of gauze-like fabrics that but Illy concealed Impres sive charms. Suddenly his eyes nar rowed and a sharp exclamation fell from his Hps. Ho bent closer to the pages nnd studied the drawings with redoubled Interest. Then he whistled softly to himself, a token of simple amazement. The bead of each of these remarkable studies suggested In outline the head and fea tures of Hetty Castleton! She had been Hawkrlght's model! The next morning at ton be was at Southlook, arranging bis easel and canvas In the north end of the long living room, where the light from the tall French windows afforded abun dant and well-distributed light for the enterprise In hand. Hotty had not yet appeared. Sara, attlrod In a loose morning gown, was watching him from a comfortable chair In the corner, one shapely bare arm behind her bead; the free hand was gracefully employed in managing a cigarette. He was con scious of the fact that ber lazy, half alert gaze was upon him all the time, although she pretended to be entirely Indifferent to the preparations. Dimly he 'could see the faint smile of Inter est on her Hps. Hetty came In, calm, serene and lovelier than ever In the clear morn ing light. She was wearing the simple white gown he had cnosen the day be fore. If she was conscious of the rathor Intense scrutiny he bestowed upon her as sho gave him her hand In greeting, she did not appear to be In tho least disturbed. You may go away, Sara," she said firmly. "I shull be too dreadfully self- conscious If you are looking on." Booth looked at her rather sharply. Sara Indolently abandoned her com- fortablo chair and left them alone In the room. "Shall wo try a few effects, Miss Castleton?" he inquired, after a period of constraint that had its effect on both of them. 1 am in your hands," she said sim ply. He made suggestions. She fell into the position so easily, so naturally, so effectively, that he put aside all prevl- ous doubts and blurted out: You have posed before, Miss Cas tleton." She smiled frankly. "But not for a really truly portrait so said. "Such as this Is to be." He hesitated an Instant. "I think I recall a canvas by Maurice Hawk' right" he said, and at once experienc ed a curious sense of perturbation. It was not unlike fear. Instead of betraying the confusion or surprise he. expected, Miss Castle ton merely raised her eyebrows in quiringly. "What has that to do with me, Mr. Booth?" she asked. He laughed awkwardly. "Don't you know his work?" he In quired, with a slight twist of his lip. I may have seen his pictures," she replied, puckering her brow as If In reflection. "Oh," she cried, with a bright smile of understanding. "I see! Yes, I have a double a really remark able double. Have you never seen Het ty Glynn, the actress?" "I am sure I have not," he said, tak ing a long breath. It was one of re lief, he remembered afterward. "If she is so like you as all that I couldn't haTe forgotten her, 'She la quite unknown, I believe she went on. Ignoring the lmpllod com pliment "A chorus girl, or something like that They say she Is wonderfully like me or waa, at least a few years ago." He was silent for a few minutes. studying bar taca and figure) wlta the critical eye of the artist As be turn ed to the canvas with his crayon point he remarked, with an unmistakable note of relief In his voice: "That explains everything. v It must have been Hetty Glynn who posed for all those things of Hawkrlght's." "I dare say," said she Indifferently. CHAPTER IX. The Ghost at the Feast. Tho next day he appeared bright and early with his copy of tho Studio. "Thoro," he said, holding It beforo her eyes. She took it from his hand and stared long and earnestly at Uie reproduction. "Do you think It like me?" sho In quired Innocently. "Amnzlngly like you," he declared with conviction. She turned the page. He was watch ing her closely. As she looked upon the sketches of the half-nude figure a warm blush covered her face and neck. She did not speak for a full minute, and he wos positlvo that her fingers tightened their grasp on the mngazlne. "The same model," he said quietly. She nodded her head. "Hetty Glynn, I am sure." she said, after a pause, without lifting her eyes. Her volco was low, the words not very distinct He drew a long breath, and sho look ed up quickly. What he saw In her honest blue eyes convicted her. Sara Wrandall came Into tho room at that moment Hetty hastily closed tho magazine and held It behind her. Booth had Intended to show the re production to Mrs. Wrandall, but the girl's behavior caused him to change his mind. He felt that he possessed a secret that could not be Bhared with Sara Wrandall, then or afterward Moreover, he decided that he would not refer to the Hawkrlght pictures again unless the girl herself brought up the subject. All this flashed through his mind as ho stepped forward to greet the newcomer. When he turned again to Hetty, tho magnzine had disappeared. He never saw It afterward, and, what is more to tho point, he never asked her to pro duce it. He thought hard over the situation. The obvious solution came to him She had been ot one time reduced to the necessity of posing, a circumstance evidently known to but few and least of all to Sara Wrandall, from whom the girl plainly meant to keep the truth. This conviction distressed him but not In the way that might have been expected. He had no scruples about sharing the secret or In keeping It inviolate; his real distress lay tn the fear that Mrs. Wrandall might hear of all this from other and per haps ungentle sources. As for her pos ing for Hawkrlght, It meant little or nothing to him. In his own experience, two girls of gentle birth had served as models for pictures of bis own mak ing, and he fully appreciated the exi gencies that had driven them to It One had posed In the "altogether.1 Sho was a girl of absolutely Irre proachable character, who afterward married a chap he know very well, and who was fully aware of that short phase in her life. That feature of the situation meant nothing to him. He He Was Watching Her Closely. was In no doubt concerning Hetty. Sho was what she appeared to be: A gen tlewoman. He admitted to himself that be was under the spell of her. It was not love, he was able to contend; but It was a mysterious appeal to some thing within him that had never re vealed Itself before. He couldn't quite explain what It wns. In his solitary hours at the collage on the upper road, he was wont to take his friend Leslie Wrandall Into consideration. As a friend, was it not his duty to go to him with his sordid littlo tale? Was It right to let Wran dall go on with his wooing when there existed that which might make all the difference In tho world to hlra? He Invariably brought these deliberations to a close by relaxing Into a grim smile of amusement, as much as to say: "Sorve him right, anyway. Trust him to sift her antecedents thoroughly. He's already done It and he Is quite satisfied with -the result Serve them all right, for that matter." But then there was Hetty Glynn. What of her? Hetty Orynn, real or mythical, was a disturbing factor in bis deductions. If there was a real Hetty Glynn and she was Hetty Cas tleton's double, what then? On the fifth day of a series of rather prolonged and tedious sittings, he was obliged to confine his work to an hour and a half in the forenoon. Mrs. Wran dall was having a few friends In for auction-bridge immediately after lunch j pyre eon. She asked him to stay over and take a hand, but he docllned. He dlu not play bridge. (TO aUB CQtfTUTOCU Ue lives In a pal are whose tow ers are tilth, lie says "you and me" when he means "you and I," But where others would fall and In poverty sigh lie could man age, somehow, to moke money. Ills soul. If a soul he possesses. Is small: Ho ran see naught In art to uplift or enthrall, lie has no sense of humor, he smiles not at all At things which to others are funny. The flower whose beauty gives (ladneaa to me. Whose scent makes me happy, contemp tuously He leaves If It merely Is beautiful he I'rlres Mowers for naught bat their honey. Woman's Sad Lot. "Weren't you awfully shocked when you heard that Mrs. Spozzum had be gan suit for a divorce?" "Not a bit Why should I have been?" "Well, It seeniH such a pity on ac count of tho children." "Yes, it would bo kind of unfor tunato If tho court should decide to give them to her to take care of. But a woman always will have to ussuma that risk as long as we have only men for Judges." Candid Opinion. A genius Is Juflt an ordinary man with kluks In his mind. Tlie man who doesn't care what other people thluk of him would gen erally be very unhappy If he did. Some men think throplc when they they have stolen. they are phllan glvo back what Tact Is deceit in its dress suit HIS CHANCE. "I wish 1 could do something that would be abso lutely new some thing that no man hnd ever dene be fore," said the sad-faced million aire. "I can tell you how to do It," re plied the philosopher. "How. Tell me, man, and I will make It worth your while." "Look back over your career, find out Just how much of your success was due to your own genius and how much of it resulted from sheer luck, and mako a public acknowledgment of It." The Cry of the Disconsolate. I wlsht 'at I was big enough v To ro to war. fer then I'd list enlist and never have To go to school a Ken. And then the jrovemiment would have To furnish me a Run, And I'd Jlxt shoot away all day Gee, wouldn't It be fun! ' I wouldn't have to study then, l'"er fenr I wouldn't pass, And I wouldn't have to mow the lawn Nor rake away the grass. And when I Rot Into the gnme Ma rouldn't rome no more. And always rhasn me olT to git Her soiiu'thln at the store. I wlsht 'at I wns hlR enough To go to war, fer then I wouldn't have to go to church, Nur say my prayers agen. Another Notifying Committee. "Well, sir," said the fair maiden's father when tho young man had been ushered into the private office, "what is your biiHinees with me?" 'I have been appointed to serve as a committee of ono to notify you that you have been nominated to become my father-in-law." What He Had Done. "What have you ever done for me?" complained the young man whose fa ther had chlded him for his Inability to get ahead. "Well, I kept your mother from nam ing you Percy or Clarence." " The Only Way. 'Come now, Johnny," said the teach er, "tell us how Washington crossed the Delaware." "On a pass," said Johnny, whose fa ther was a member of the legislature. School System at Fault Again. "Say, pa, what's an Idiom?" "That's the Latin meanln' for more than one Idiot. I don't know what you're goln' to school for if they don't learn you them kind of things there." The Real Terror, 'Come around tomorrow evening," she said. "Father will be away.'.' "No," he replied, "I muBt beg that you will excuse me. But If that butler of yours ever has a night off I wish you'd let me know." Mr. Peck. "There's one thing," he said, "that 'd like to know." "I'm glad to hear It," replied Ms wife, "although there are mauy things that you ought to know." ' What's In a Name? Mr. Spitcaufsky la a contractor In Kansas City. He probably has some good reason for clinging to It Not Yet No man e'er saw his margin! fade And thought well of the Board of Trade.