THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG. PA. The Hollow i life3! MjQDKR MB vl i of Her Hand i r ; &?&q 2X i SYNOPSIS. mm Wrnndall lit found murdered In .. .1 ,..r N'nw York. Mm. Wriin- 1 ...n.i from tho citv and Id.-n- J 'Si. ii bu'lv. A young woman who ac tom il Wrnndall to the Inn and nub. ii,,-nilv disappeared, is suspected, t It appears, had led a nay life ?..n lm-l; fr N?w York in an auto dur 1, blinding "now storm. On the way S i ITK-.-I- a young woman In the road 5 h nnrt.'s 10 be tna woman who killed fr'ranilall. reeling that the girl had done i-r n ' rvl-c In ridding her nf the man tho ihouiih s.ie loved him deeply, had Sium-d her rrcat iiorrow. Mrs. Wrandall E 7, rmlr" -t I 1 shield her and take, her to i. own hen. Mrs. Wrnndall hoar, the ! 'r,in that relate, to Wrandall Th s Jij tlie "ry of the .tragedy she forbids j . ilrl ever to tell. She offers Hetty a ( m" friendship ud security from peril L arre.int of the tragedy. Mrs. Bara V r.ri.)itll and Hetty attend the funeral ' r ial IS wran'i'ui m mo v. ,r,nti San Wrnndall and Hetty Te rn in New York after an absence of a nr In Europe. Leslie Wrandall. brother ' Challis. makes himself useful to Bara ,,,J becomes greatly inieresiea in noujr. CHAPTER VI. Continued. Sara and Hetty did not stay long In . . town. Tlio newspapers annuunceu iuo turn of Chaiils Wrandnll's widow id reporters sought her out for Inter ows. The old Interest was revived id columns were printed about tho L.urder at Burton's Inn, with sharp Mortal comments on tlie failure or lie pollen to clear up tho mystery. "I ehall ask LcBlle down for the "i-enil," said Sara, tho third day 'tor their arrival In the country. The uj?e was hugo and lonely, and time ;ng rather heavily despite tho glorl- uplift of spring. Hetty looked up quickly from her kok. A look of dismay flickered In t eves for an Instant and then gave i.iy to tho calmness that had come to ItpII In their depths of late. Her Hps t.rtfd In tho sudden Impulse to cry f ,t against the plan, hut she checked po words. For a moment her dark. i:ptlonliig eyes studied the face of i-r bencfactrese; then, as If nothing been revealed to her, sho allowed i-r gaze to drift pensively out toward to sunset sea. They wero sitting on the broad frrandah overlooking the sound. The sk of evening was beginning to steal rcr the earth. She laid her book "Will yr.u telephone In to him after -ner, Hetty?" went on Sara, after long period of silence. Apaln Hetty started. This time a k of actual pain flashed In her eye. "Would not a note by post be more f rtala to find hlra In the " she be- ? hurriedly. I dislike writing notes," said Sara mly. "Of course, dear, If you feel it you'd rather not telephone him, an" I dare say I am finicky, Sara," apol ied Hetty in quick contrition. "Of irse ho in your brother. I should iiera " My brother-in-law, dear," said Sara, 'rifle too literally. He will come often to your house," nt on Hetty rapidly. "I must make best of 11." Ho Is your friend, Hetty. He ad- 'e you." I cannot see him through your , Sara." Rut he Is charming and agreeable, II admit," persisted the other. He Is very kind, and ho Is devoted you. I should like hlra for that" You have uo cause for disliking I do not dislike him. I I am Oh, 1 always have been so thoughtful, considerate. Sara, I can't under- rour failing to see how hard It or mo to to well, to endure his n hearted friendship." f -ra was hlleiit for a moment. "You t a tirettv film lino Ilolln .K. - J ...... .13, aiviij, sua (J gently. ty Hushed. "You mean that 6 Is little to choose between wife brother? That Isn't 'quite fair, know everything, he knows noth I wear a musk for him; you have Into the very heart of me. It t tho same." ' Cllair. After a mnnwnt nf Inrto, ft Uokerf .,- . . . quickly From h Book. y&m her hand on IIotty'B rin . 61 ,0Ked up, tbe over- '"8 QUestlnn In i... :.' ha eyes. len t spoken of of these nian .v ' .inca ,.T ' "8' 1.le"y- . ... iraie to m. vranan'l and Vlv ' intsi .v C0- 1 was upset-dread- 1 tt,h. CV- Sara- I don't know -"tea to get through with Her nmanasel It." pronounced "'J in n 8eem-d to tighten wf B1" 8 houIder. "I U . qulte wonderful, both hy m111 easy for me." Sara'- BacK 10 wew friJrurst out Hetty, clasp- d b, ,a nanu as ir suddenly i .1 ' terror itit . . wer, i " ' were nappy iree; copy?cfr,M2 "Listen, my dear," said Sara, a hard note growing In her voice: "this Is my home. I do not love It, but I enn see no reason for abandoning It. That la why we camo back to New York." Hetty pressed her friend's hand to her Hps. "Forgive mo," she cried Im pulsively. "I shouldn't have com complained. It was detestable." "Hesldes," went on Sarn evenly, "you wore quite free to remain on the otlier side. I loft It to you." "You gavo me a week to decide," said Hetty In a hurried manner of speaking. "I I took but twenty-four hours less than that. Over night, you remember. I love you, Sara. I could not leave you. All that night I could feel you pulling at my heart strings, pulling mo closer, and holding me. You were In your room, I In mine, and yet all the time you seemed to be bending over me In the dark ness, urging me to stay with you and love you and bo loved by you. It couldn't have been a dream." "It was not a dream," said Sara, with a queer smllo. "You do love me?" tensely. "I do love you," wns the firm' an swer. Sara was staring across tho "Good God, Sara!" Crld the Girl In Horror. water, her eyes big and as black as night Itself. She seemed to be looking far beyond the misty lights that bob bled with nearby schooners, far be yond the yellow mass on the oppoBito shore where a town lay cradled In tho shadows, far Into tho fust darkening sky that came up like a wall out of the east. Hetty's fingers tightened In a warmer clasp. Unconsciously perhaps, Sara's grip' on the girl's shoulder tightened also; unconsciously, for her thoughts were far away. The younger woman's pensive gaze rested on the peaceful waters below, taking In the slow approach of the fog that was soon to envelop tho land. Neither spoke for many minutes: Inscrutable thinkers, each a prey to thoughts that leaped backward to the beginning and took up (he puzzle at Its Inception. "I wonder" began Hetty, her eyes narrowing with the Intensity of thought. She did not complete the sentence. Sara answered the unspoken ques tion. "It will never be different from what It Is now, unless you make It so." Hetty started. "How could you have known what I was thinking?" she cried In wonder. "It 1b what you are always think ing, my dear. You are always asking yourself when will I turn against you," "Sara!" "Your own Intelligence should sup ply the answer to nil tho questions you are asking of yourself. It Is too late for me to turn against you." Sho ab ruptly removed her hand from Hetty's shoulder and walked to the edgo of the veranda. For the first time, the English girl was conscious of pain. She drew her arm up and cringed. Sho pulled the light scarf about her bare shoulders. The butler appeared In the doorway. "The telephone, If you please, Miss Castluton. Mr. Leslie Wrandall Is calling." The girl stored. "For me, Watson?" "Yes. miss." Hetty had risen, visibly agitated. "What shall I say to him, Sara?" she cried. "Apparently It Is he who has some thing to say to you," said the other, still. smiling. "Watt and see what It Is. Plcaee don't neglest to say that we'd like to have him over Sunday." "A box of flowers has just como up from the station for you, miss," said Watson. Hetty was very whlto as she passed Into the house. Mrs. Wrandall re sumed her contemplation of the fog screened sound. "Shall I fetch you a wrap, ma'am?" asked Watson, hesitating. "I am coming In, Watson. Open the box of flowers for Miss Castleton. Is there a fire In the library?" "Yes, Mrs. Wrandall." "Mr. Leslie will be out on Saturday. Tell Mrs. Conkling." "The evening train, ma'am?" "No. Tho eleven-thirty. He will bo here for luncheon." When Hetty hurried Into the library a few minutes later, her manner was that of one considerably disturbed by something that has transpired almost on the moment, Her cheeks were flushed and her1 eyes were reflectors of a no uncertain distress of mind. Mrs. Wrandall was standing before the fireplace, an exquisite figure In tbe slinky black evening gown which she affected In these days. Her perfectly modelled neck and shoulders gleamed like pink marble In the reflected glow of the burning logs. She wore no Jew elry, but there was a single white rose 11 Kill George Barr MCutcheon cr ctonct oam nscurcffrosr: cofv?c7;m2 gy ODD,rtAD &. cojpmy In her dark hair, where It had been placed by the whimsical Hetty an hour earlier as they left the dinner table. "Uo Is coming out on tbe eleven thirty, Sara," said the girl nervously, "unless you will send the motor In for him. Tho body of his car Is being changed and it's In tho shop. He must have been jesting when he eald be would pay for (ho petrol I should have said gasoline." Sara laughed. "You will know him better, my dear," she said. "Leslie Is very light-hearted." "He suggested bringing a friend," went on He'.ty hurriedly. "A Mr. Hooth, the portrait painter." "I met him In Italy. He Is charm ing. You will like him, too, Hetty." The emphasis did not escape notice. "It seems that he Is spending a fort night In tbe village, this Mr. Hooth, painting spring lambs for rest and recreation, Mr Leslie says." "Then he Is at our very gates," said Sara, looking up suddenly. "I wonder If ho can be tbe man I saw yesterday at the bridge," mused Hetty. "Ie he tall?" "I really can't say. He's rather vague. It was six or seven years ago." "It was left that Mr. Wrandall Is to come out on the eleven-thirty," ex plained Hetty. "I thought you wouldn't like sending either of the motors in." "And Mr. Booth?" "We are to send for hlra after Mr. Wrandall arrives. He is stopping at tho Inn, wherever that may bo." "l'oor fellow!" sighed Sara, with a grimace. "I am sure ho will like us Immensely If ho has boen stopping at tho Inn." Hetty stood staring down at the blazing logs for a full minute before giving expression to the thought that troubled her. "Sura," sho said, meeting her friend's eyes with a steady light in her own, "why did Mr. Wrandall ask for me Instead of you? It Is you ho Is coming to visit, not me. It Is your hoiiHo. Why ehould " "My denr," said Sara glibly, "I am merely his sister-in-law. It wouldn't bo nccestiary to ask me If ho should come. He knows ho Is welcome." "Thon why should ho feel called up on to " "Some men llko to telephone, I sup pose," said the other coolly. "I wonder If you will ever under stand bow I feel about about certain things, Sara," "What, for Instance?" "Well, his very evident Interest In me," cried the girl hotly. "He sends mo flowers this Is tho Bccond box this week and ho Is so kind, so very friendly, Sara, that I can't bear It I renlly can't" Mrs. Wrandall etared at her. "You cim't very well send hi in about his business," she said, "unless be be comes mora than friendly. Now, can you?" "But It seems so-so horriblo, so beastly," groaned the girl. Sara faced her squarely. "See here, Hetty," she said levelly, "we have made our bed, you and I. We must lie In It together. If Leslie Wrandall chooses to full in love with you, that Is bis affair, not ours. Wo must face every condition. In plain words, we must piny tho game." "What could be more appalling than to have him full In love with me?" "The other way 'round would be more dramatic, I should say." "Good God Sara!" cried the girl In horror. "How can you even speak of euch a thing?" "After all, why shouldn't " began Sura, but stopped In the mldillo of her suggestion, with the result that It had Its full effect without being uttered In so many cold blooded words. The girl shuddered. I wish, Sara, you would let me un burden myself completely to you," she pleaded, seizing her friend's bands. "You have forbidden mo " Sara Jerked her bands away. Her eyes flashed. "I do not want to hear It," ehe cried fiercely. "Never, neverl Do you understand? It la your secret. I will not share it with' you. I should hate you If I knew everything. As It Is, I love you because you are a wom an who suffered at the linnd of one who made me suffer. Thcro Is noth ing moro to say. Don't bring up the subject again. I want to be your friend for ever, not your confidante. There is a distinction. You may be able to see how very marked It Is In our case. Hetty. What one doce not know, seldom hurts." "But I want to Justify myself" "It Isn't necessary," cut In the other so peremptorily that the girl's eyes spread Into a look of anger. Where upon Sara Wrandall threw her arm tbout her and drew her down beside her In the chaiso-lounge. "I didn't mean to be harsh," she cried. "We must not speak of the paet, that's alL The future Is net likely to hurt us, dear. Let us avoid the past." "The future!" sighed the girl, star ing blankly before her. "To appreciate what It Is to be," said the other, "you bavo but to think of what it might have been." "I know."' said Hetty, In a low voice. "And yet I sometimes wonder If" Sara Interrupted. "You are paying me, dear, instead of the law," she said gently. "I am not a harsh creditor, am I?" "My life belongs to you. I give It cheerfully, even gladly." "So you have eald before. Well. If It belongs to mo, you might at least permit me to develop It as I would any other possession. I take It 'as an In vestment. It will probably fluctuate." "Now you are Jesting!" "Perhaps," said Sara laconically. The next morning Hetty set forth for her accustomed tramp over the roads that wound through the estate. Sara, the American, dawdled at home, resenting the chill spring drizzle that did not In the least discourage the Englishwoman. Sho came to the brldgo by the mill long since deserted and now a thing of ruin arid decay. A man in knicker bockers stood leanftig against the rail Idly gazing down at the trickling stream below. The brier plpo that formed the circuit between hand and llpa sent up soft blue colls to float away on the drizzle. Sho passed behind him, with a sin gle furtlvo, curious glance at his hand some, undisturbed profile, and In that glance recognized him as tho man she had seen tho day before. When she was a dozen rods away tbe tall man turned his faco from tbe stream and sent after her tho long restrained look. There was something akin to cautiousness In that look of bis, as If he were afraid that she might turn ber bead suddenly and catch him at it. Something began stirring In his heart, tho nameless something that awakens when least expected. He felt the subtle, sweet femininity of her ae she passed. It lingered with him as he looked. She turned tho bend In the road a hundred yards away. For many mln utes ho studied the stream below without really seeing It. Then he straightened up, knocked tho ashes from his pipe, and set off slowly In her wake, although ho had been walk ing In quite tho opposite direction when he camo to tho bridge and on a mission of some consequence, too. There was tho chance that ho would meet her coming back. CHAPTER VII. A Faithful Crayon-Point Loelie Wrandall came out on the eleven-thirty. Hetty was at tho Btatlon with the motor, a sullen resentment In her heart, but a welcommg smile on her lips. Tho sun shone brightly The sound glared with the whlto of re flected skies. "I thought of catching tho eight o'clock," ho cried enthusiastically, as ho dropped his bag besldo tho motor In order to reach over and shake hands with her. "That would have gotten me here hours earlier. Tho dif ficulty was that I didn't think of the eight o'clock until I awoko at nine." "And then you had tho additional task of thinking about breakfast," said Hetty, but without a truco of sar casm In her manner. "I never think of breakfast," said he amiably. "I merely cat It. Of course. It's a task to eat it sometimes, but well, how are you? How do you liko It out hero?" He was besldo her on tho broad seat, his face beaming, his gay Httlo mutitncho pointing upward at tho ends llko oblique brown exclamation points, so expansive was his smllo. "I adoro it," she replied, her own smllo growing in response to his. It was impossible to resist tho good na ture of him. She could not dlullke him, even though Bhe dreaded htm deep down In her heart Her blood was hot and cold by turns when sho was with him, as ber mind oponcd and shut to thoughts pleasant and unpleas ant with something of tho regularity of a fish's gills In breathing. "When I got to heaven I mean to have a place In the country the year round," he Bald conclusively. "And If you don't get to heaven?' "I suppose I'll take a furnlehcd flat somewhere." Sara was waiting for them at the bottom of the terrace as they drovo up. He leaped out and klesed her hand. "Much obliged," ho murmured, with a slight twiBt of his head In the direc tion of Hetty, who was giving orders to the chauffeur. "You're quite welcome," Bald Sara, with a smile of understanding. "She's lovely, Isn't she?" "Kncbautlng!" eald he, almost too loudly. Hetty walked up the long aBcent ahead of them. She did not have to look back to know that they were watching her with unfaltering luterest She could feel their gaze. "Absolutely otlorablo," he added, en larging bis estlmato without really Do ing aware that ho voiced It Sara shot a look at his rapt face, and turnod her own away to hldo the queer little smile that fllckored briefly and died away. Hetty, pleading a sudden headache, declined to accompany them later on In tbe day when they set forth In the car to "pick up" Brandon Booth at the Inn. They were to bring hlra over, bug and bnggage, to stay till Tuesday. "He will be wild to paint her," de clared Leslie when they were out of sight around the bend in the road. Ho had waved his hat to Hetty Just be fore the trees shut off their view of her. She was standing at the top of tho steps beside one of the tall Italian vases. "I've never seen such eyes," he ex claimed. "She's a darling," said Sara and changed tbe subject, knowing full well that he would come back to It before long. "I'm mad about ber," he said sim ply, and then, for some unaccountable reason, gave over oeing loquacious and lapsed Into a state of almost lugubrious quiet. She glunced at his face, furtively at first, as If uncertain of his mood, then with a prolonged stare that was frankly curious and amused. "Don't lose your head, Leslie," she said softly, almost purrlngly. He started. ".Oh. I say, Sara, I'm not likely to" "Stranger things have happened," she Interrupted, with a shake of her head. "I can't afford to have you making love to her and getting tired of the game, as you always do, denr boy, Juet as soon as you And she's In Ioto with you. She Is too dear to bo hurt In that way. You mustn't" "Good Lord!" he cried; "what a bounder you must take me tori Why, If I thought sho'd Hut nonsense! Let's talk about something else. Yourself, for Instance." She leaned back with a smile on her lips, but not In her eyes; and drew a long, deep breath. He was hard hit. That was what she wanted to know. They found Booth at tho Inn. He wns sitting on the old-fashioned porch, surrounded by bags and boys. As ho climbed Into tho car after the bagtt, tho boys grinned and Jingled the coins in their pockets and ventured, almost in unison, tho Intelligence that they would all bo there If bo ever came back again. Big and Httlo, they had transported his easel and cunvasecs from placo to placo for three weeks or moro and his departure was to be regarded as a financial calamity. Leslie, perhaps In tho desire to be alone with his reflections, sat forward with tho chauffeur, and paid Httlo or no heed to the unhappy person's com ments on the vile condition of all vil lage thoroughfares, New York city In cluded. "And you painted those wretched Httlo boye Instead of the beautiful things that nature provides for us out hero, Mr. Booth?" Sara was saying to the artist beside her. "Of course I managed to get a bit Z,.: v;- "Enchanting!" Said He, Loudly. Almost Too of nature, even at that," said ho, with a smllo. "Hoys nro pretty close to earth, you know. To bo perfectly hon est, I did it in order to get away, from tho eminently beautiful but unnatural things I'm required to paint at homo." "I supposo wo will see you at the Wrandall pluce this summer." "I'm coming out to paint Leslie's slBter In Juno, I believe. And that reminds me, I came upon an uncom monly pretty girl not far from your place tho other day and yesterday, as well somo one I've mot before, un less I'm vastly mistaken. I wonder If you know your neighbors well enough by eight, at least to venture a good guess as to who I mean." She appeared thoughtful. "Oh, there are dozens of pretty girls in tho neighborhood. Can't you remember where you met " She stopped suddenly, a swift look of ap prehension In her eyes. Ho failed to note tho look or the broken sentence He wns searching In his coat pocket for something. Se lecting a letter from tho middle of a small pocket, bo held It out to ber. "I sketched this from memory. She posed nil too briefly for mo," he said. On tho buck of the envelope wns a remarkably good likeness of Hetty Castleton, dono broadly, Bketchlly, with a crayon point, evidently drawn with haste whllo tho Impression was fresh, but long after sho bad passed out of range, of his vision. "I know her," said Sara quietly. "It's very clever, Mr. Booth." ' "There la something hnuntlngly fa miliar about It," he went on, looking at tho sketch with a frown of perplex gee ALMOST PERFECT IN SYSTEM Modern Hotel a Wonderful Improve ment Over Its Predecessor of Only a Few Years Ago. "It Is wonderful to appreciate the difference In hotel systems of today and 15 years ago. And still, with all the conveniences that are offered to guests nt practically the same rates, there Is the man who finds fault 'Today guests have telephones in their rooms, whereas, several years ago they had anything from a cow bell to a row of bras3 checks operat ed with a cord. "At the old Gobson house, about twelve years ago, we installod a de vice for lessening labor which was called a tolesemo. It wns a sort of punch button affair which was sup posed to signal for anything from a San Francisco newspaper to a bag of peanuts. You'd push tbe button so manv times and different lights would bob up on the "fjoard In tho office after the clerk had released the Indicator. 'One day I pulled out the Indicator on a -certain room ana me i ignis flnred up. The signal showed a very difficult drink and I hastened to Botlfy the cafe. 'A boy took the drink upstairs, but could find no one. After a little In vestigation we found tho room had not been occuplod for two weeks and that tho signal bad been given when maid had pushed the bed against the room button. ity. "I've seen her somewhere, but for the life of me I can't place ber Perhaps In a crowded street, or the theater, or a railway train Just o fleeting glimpse, you know. But lu any event I got a lasting Impression Queer things like that happen, don't you think so?" Mrs. Wrandall leaned forward and spoke to Leslie. As ho turned, ehe handed him the envelope, without comment. "Great Scott!" be exclaimed. "Mr. Booth Is a .mind reader,", she explained. "Ho has been reading your thoughts, dear boy." Hooth understood, and grinned. "You don't mean to say " began the dumfounded Leslie, still staring at the sketch. "Upon my word. It's e wonderful likeness, old chap. I didn't know you'd ever met her." "Met her?" cried Booth, an amiable conspirator. "I've never met her." "See here, don't try anything like that on mo. How could you do thle If you've never seen " "Ho Is a mind reader," cried Sara, "Haven't you been thinking of het steadily for well, we'll say ten min utes?" demanded Booth. Ix!sllo reddened. "Nonsense!" "Thnt's a mental telepathy sketch." Bald the artist, complacently. "When did you do that?" "This Instant, you might say. See! Hero Is the crayon point. I always carry ono around with me for Just euch " "All right," said Lesllo blandly, at tho Biuiio tinio putting tho envelope In his own pocket; "we'll let It go nt Hint. If you'ro so clever nt mind pic tures you enn go to work and make another for yourself. I meau to keop this ono." "I say," began Booth, dismayed. "One's tlioughts are his own," Bald tho happy possessor of tho sketch. He turned hia back on them. Sara was contrite. "Ho will never give It up," she lamented. "Is ho really hard hit?" asked Booth In BurpriHO. "I wonder," mused Sara. "Of course he's welcome to sketch, confound him." "Would you llko to paint her? "Is this a commission?" "Hnrdly. I know her, that's the all. Sho Is a very dear friend." "My heart Is set on painting some one else, Mrs. Wrandall." "Oh!" "When I know you better I'll tell you who she Is." "Could you make a sketch of this other ono from memory?" she asked Ilshtly. "I think so. I'll show you ono this evening. I have my trusty crayon about mo always, as I said before." Later In the nfternoon Booth cama faco to face with Hetty. He was de scending tho stairs and met her com ing up. Tho Bitn streamed In through tho tall windows nt the turn In the stairs, shining full In her uplifted faco as she approached him from below. Ho could not repress tho start of amazement. She was carrying a box of roses In her arms red roses whoso stems protruded far "beyond the end of tho pasteboard box and reeked of a frngrant dampness. She gave him a shy, startled smile as she passed. Ho had stopped to make room for her on the turn. Some what dazed, he continued on his way down the steps, to suddenly remember with a twinge of dismay that he had not returned her polite smllo, but had stared at her with most unblinking fervor. , In no Httlo sliamo and em barrassment he sent a swift glance over his shoulder. Sho was walking close to tho banister rail on the floor above. As ho glanced up their eyes met, for sho too .had turned to peer. Leslie Wrnndall was standing near the foot of the stairs. There was on enger, exulted look in hlH faco that slowly gave way to well-assumed un concern as his friend came upon him and grasped his arm. (TO IU5 CONTINUED.) "Another device wns tho old cord in tho room at the Grand hotel. A certain number of pulls would release brass checks on which wns scheduled the desire of tho guest. Whenever a pull came on this Indicator it sounded as though some ono had dropped a couplo of hundred brass checks on a mnrbla floor. "This affulr was a nuisance, for we got to Bending Ice water to a room every time It worked. Many times a guest would receive three or four pitchers of water. "Then some ono came along and put In the telephone for hotels. The niodorn day hotel Is a wonderful In stitution compared with that of but a few years ago." Cincinnati Com clal Tribune. Legal Tangle. The day was drawing to a close. Judge, Jurors, witnesses and lawyers were growing weary, says tho Theoso phlcal Path. 'Finally the counsel for tbe prosecution rose to examine the defendant. "Exactly bow far Is It between the two towns." asked the lawyer, In a weary vole. The defendant yawned, and replied: "About four miles as the cry flows." "No doubt," Bald the man of law, "you mean as the flow cries." The Judge leaned forward. "No," he remarked, suavely, lie means as the ny crows." Then all three looked at one an other, feeling that iomethio was wrong somewhere. HENTTf HOW LAND 1 tMMCMTION mm? "I've traveled tllT I'm slek of trav ellnK; I've looked at ev erythlnx there Is to see, It's come to po that nothlmr serins to brlnH A new sensation or a thrill to mo. "lly tiutte Is dulled, my thirst, alas, no more Drink's anxious, eager lontrlns to my soul Eliiee all I have t-r do la turn and. pour Myself another Klassf ul from the bowL "I've broken sport Ins; reeords and I've played At working corners up In stocks ami wheat; Such thhiKs have lost their charms for , me; I've made Tho whole great round, the circle Is complete. "Woman, wine and song-bah! Not for me; There's nothing left to long for anr more, There's nothing left to do or taste or see, Tho world has not another thrill In store." But fate wns kind to him who thus cora pl. lined ; It chiiio to pa.su by hnpiy chance, on day, That, all alone and with tits porkete drutned, He on a far-off Khme was cast away. There, where his voice could rench no friendly enr Ami where remittances could not b had. Hard ninnters ninde him toll from year to yenr Ami every tlino he ate his soul was glud. ; He lonirril for things that ho could not obtain; Tho prospect of a day or two of rest, Tho chance to savo a little extra gain. Sent new thrills trooping gladly through his breast. Ho sat htm down no moro with llstleag Ighs, But with tho hope of winning liberty Ho worlced and looked uheml with eager even. Till lit nth v as kind enough to sot him free. A Lucky Escape. "I owe my success In life to poli tics." "I wns not aware that you were a politician." "I'm not; but I thought I was once, and got myself nominated for an olllce that, if 1 had been elected, would have paid mo about $1,000 u year. I was so badly beaten that I dropped poll tics forever nnd took up the busi ness that has brought mo a fortune. It makes mo shudder when I remem ber that if I had been elected I might now he afraid of doing something that would deprive mo of the lodging liouso vote." Naturallv. "We gave our preacher a purse of. $500 last Sunday, and ulno a beauti ful album containing the pictures and signatures of the people who had con tributed the money. Ho was greatly uffocted, nnd nlnioii with tears stream ing down his cheeks said ho valued tlio album much more than tho purse." "What happened then?" "We went homo with diminished confidence In our preacher." How to Please Her. "My dear," said ltllklngton when he returned ufter having remained out on tho road four days longer than was absolutely necessary, "you seem to look younger every timo I como home." "When nro you going away again, John?" sho asked. "And can't you mnnago it so that you can tako your trips oftener and make them shorter?" IT WOULD BE USELESS. "M Ike, how would yez like to live to bo a hun dred year av age?" "I don't want to, Tat I never seen a man thut old that could put up anny kind av a folght." Properly Rebuked. "Mamma, how much ullinony did you receive when you got divorced from papa?" 'Sh! My dear child, don't you know thut It 1b an Indication of very poor taste to talk about financial mutters In tho presence of formal callers?" The Beginning. "There," said thu man who Intend ed to become great "1 have finished my autobiography. It is full of anec dotes of nu ordinary sort. Now I must go to work and do something so that the book will be a delight to cultured minds." The Main Question. Each cloud may have a silver lining, Tho nun of golden beams no end, Tint he iluit's down to his last copper, Oh, hna he still a single friend? What Ha Could Get "What kind of a rug can I get foi about $r0?" asked the young husband "Well," replied the absent-minded proprietor of tho auction store, "w have some good $20 rugs that we'rf selling for about that price." His Composition, "They Bay Mr. Smltherley is a conv poser." "Yes. Isn't It funny? Ho Is such a nervous num. It seems to bo abso lutely Impossible for him to compost .himself for a minute!"