-Vr"r.-f.iwNrt. ' .' .... . W.H. THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO. PA. I. I The Hollow of Her Hand Georsfe Barr McOntnhftnn corrmctr.tpa or ccorooam mcurcftfotf: coprwczzna eYGDD,rtDicoiPMy 0 u .m 55 CHAPTER March Comet In Like the Lion. The train, which had roared through a withering gale of sleet all the way op from New York, came to a stand still, with many an ear-splitting sigh, alongside the little station, and a re luctant porter opened his vestibule floor to doscend"to the snow-swept plat form: a solitary passenger had reached the Journey's end. The swirl of snow and sleet screaming out of the blackness at the end of the station building enveloped the porter In an loetant, and cut his ears and neck with stinging force as he turned his back against the gale. A pair of lonely, half-obscured platform lights gleamed fatuously at the top of tbelr Icy posts at each end of the station; two or three frost-lncrusted windows glowed dully In tho sldo of the building, while one shone brightly where the oporator at waiting for the passing of No. 33. An order had been Issued for the topping of the fast express at 13 , a noteworthy concession In these days of premeditated haste. Not In the pre vious career of Dying 33 had It even so much as slowed down for the ineig nlflcant little station, through which It swooped at midnight the whole year round. Just before pulling out of New York on this eventful night the con ductor received a command to stop 83 at B and let down a single pas senger, a circumstance which meant trouble for every dispatcher along the line. The woman who got down at I) In the wake of the shivering but defer ential porter, and who passed by the conductors without lifting her face, wm without hand luggage of any de scription. She was heavily veiled, and warmly clad In furs. At eleven o'clock that night she had entered the com partment In New York. Throughout the thirty miles or more she had sat lone and Inert beside the snow- clogged window, peering through veil aud frost Into the night that whizzed past the pane, seeing nothing yet ap parently Intent on all that stretched beyond. As still, as Immobile as death Itself she had held horself from the moment of departure to the Instant that brought the porter with the word that they were whistling for B Without a word she arose and fol lowed him to the vestibule, where she watched him bb ho unfastened the outer door and lifted the trap. A single word escaped her lips and he held out his hand to receive the crum pled bill r.he clutched in her gloved Angers. He did not look at It. lie knew that It Mould amply reward him for the brief exposure he endured on the lonely, wind-swept platform of a station, the name of which he did uot know. She took several uncertain steps In the direction of the station windows nd stopped, as If bewildered. Already tho engine was pounding tho air with quick, vicious snorts In the effort to got under way; the vestibule trap and door closed with a bang; the wheels were creaking. A bitter wind smote her In the face; the wet, hurtling sleet crashed against the thin veil, blinding her. The door of the waiting room across the platform opened and a man rushed toward her. "Mrs. Wrandall?" he called above the roar of the wind. She advanced quickly. "Yes." "What a night!" be said, as much to himself as to her. "I'm sorry you would Insist on coming tonight. To morrow morning would have satisfied till" "Is this Mr. Drake?" They were being blown through the door Into the watting room as Blie put the question. Her voice was muffled. The man In the great fur coat put his weight against the door to close It. "Yes, Mrs. Wrandall. I have done all that could be done under the cir cumstances. I am sorry to tell you pi A Man Rushed Toward Her. that we still have two miles to go by motor before we reach the Inn. My car Is open I don't possess a limou sine but if you will lie down In the tonneau you will find some protection from" She broke In sharply, Impatiently. "Pray do not consider me, Mr. Drake. I am not afraid of the blizzard." "Then we'd better be off," said he, note of anxiety In his voice a cer tain touch of nervousness. "I drive my own car. The road is good, but I hall drive cautiously. Ten minutes, perhaps. I I am sorry you thought best to brave this wretched" "I am not sorry for myself, Mr. Drake, but for you. You have been most kind. I did not expect you to meet me." . "I took the liberty of telephoning to you. It was well that I did it early In the evening. The wires are down now, I fear." He hesitated for a mo punt, staring at her as If trying to penetrate the thick, wet veil. "I may have brought you on a fool's errand. You seo, I I have seen Mr. Wrandall but once, In town somewhere-, and 1 may bo wrong. Still, the coroner and the sheriff seemed to think you should be notified I might say ques tioned. That Is why I called you up. I trust, niudam, that I am mistaken." "Yes," she said shrilly, betraying the Intensity of her emotion. It was as if she lucked tho ower to uttor more than a single word, which signified neither acquiescence nor approval. He was 111 at ease, distressed. "I have engaged a room for you at the Inn, Mrs. Wrandall. You did not bring a maid, I see. My wife will come over from our place to stay with you If you" She shook her head. "Thank you, Mr. Drake. It will not be necessary. I came alone by choice. I shall re turn to New York tonight." But you why, you can't do that," be cried, holding back as they started toward the door. "No trains stop here after ten o'clock. Tho locals begin running at seven In the morning. Be sides " She interrupted him. "May we not start now, Mr. Drake? I am well, you must see that I am suffering. I must see, I must know. The sus pense" She did not complete the sentence, but hurried past him to the door, throwing It open and bending her body to the gust that burst In upon thorn. He sprang after her, grasping her arm to lead her across the icy plat form to the automobile that stood in the lee of the building. DlBdalnlng his command to enter the tonneau, she stood beside the car and waited uutll he cranked It and took his place at the wheel. Then she took her seat besldo him and permit ted him to turk the great buffalo robe about her. No word was epoken. Tho man was a stranger to her. She for got his presence In the car. Into the thick of the storm the mo tor chugged. Grim and silent, the man at the wheel, ungoggled and tense, sent the whirring thing swiftly over the trackless village, street aud out upon the open country road. The woman closed her eyes and waited. You would know the month was March. He said: "It comes In like a lion," but apparently the storm swal lowed the words for she made no re sponse to them. They crossed the valley and crept up the tree-covered bill, where the force of the gale was broken. If ehe heard him say: "Fierce, wasn't it?" she gave no sign, but sat hunched for ward, peering ahead through the snow at the blurred lights that seemed so fur away and yet were close at hand. Is thut the Inn?" she asked as he swerved from the road a fow moments later. "Yes, Mrs. Wrandall. We're here." "Ia Is he In there?" "Where you see that lighted window upstairs." He tooted the horn vig orously as he drew up to the long, low porch. Two men dashed out from the doorway and clumsily assisted her from the car. "Go right In, Mrs. Wrandall," said Drake. "I will Join you In a Jiffy." She walked between the two men Into the feebly lighted office of the inn. The keeper of the place, a dreary looking person with dread In his eyes, hurried forward. She stopped, stock still. Some ouo was brushing the stubborn, thickly caked snow from her long chinchilla coat You muBt let me get you some thing hot to drink, madam," the land lord was saying dolorously. She struggled with her veil, finally tearing it away from her face. Then she took In the rather bare, cheerless room with a slow, puzzled sweep of her eyes. No. thank you." she replied. It won't be any trouble, madam," urged the other. "It's right here. The Bheriff says it's all right to Berve it. although It is after hours. I run respectable, law-abiding house. I wouldn't think of offering it to any one If it was in vlolutlon " "Never mind, Burton," Interposed big man, approaching. "Let the lady choose for herself. If she wants It, she'll say so. I am the sheriff, madam. This gentleman is the coroner, Dr. Sheef. We waited up for you after Mr. Drake said you'd got the rast train to stop for you. Tomorrow morning would have done quite as well. I'm sorry you came tonight in all this blizzard." He was staring as If fascinated at tho white, colorless face of the woman who with nervous Angers unfastened the heavy coat that enveloped her slender figure. She was young and strikingly beautiful, despite the In tense pallor that overspread her face. Her dark, questioning, dreading eyes looked up Into his with an expression he was never to forget It combined dread, horror, doubt and a smoldering anger that seemed to overcast all other emotions that lay revealed to him. "This Is a what is commonly called a 'road house'?" she asked dully, her eyes narrowing suddenly as If in pain. "It Is an inn during the winter. Mrs. Wrandall, and a road house In the summer, If that makes it plain to you. I will say, however, that Burton has always kept well within the law. This is the first er real bit of trouble he's had, and I won't say it's his fault. Keep quiet, Burton. No one Is accusing you of anything wrong. Don't whine about it" "But my place Is ruined," groaned the doleful one. "It's got a black eye now. Not that I blame you, madam, but you can see how " He quailed before the steady look In her eyes, and turned away mum bling. "There Is a fire In the reception room, madam," said the coroner; "and the proprietor's wife to look out for you If you should require anything. Will you go in there and compose yourself before going upstairs? Or, If you would prefer waiting until morning, I ehall not Insist on the er ordeal tonight" "I prefer going up there tonight," said she steadily. The men looked it each other, and the sheriff spoke. "Mr. Drake is quite confident the the man Is your hus band. It's an ugly affair, Mrs. Wran dall. We had no means of identifying him until Drake came in this evening, out of curiosity you might say. For your sake, I hope he Is mistaken." "Would you mind telling me some thing about it before I go upstairs? I am qulto calm. I am prepared for any thing. You need not hesitate." "As you wUh, madam. You will go Into tho reception room, If you please. Burton, Is Mrs. Wrandall's room quite ready for her?" "I shall not stay here tonight," in terposed Mrs. Wrandall. "You need not keep the room for me." "L'ut, my doar Mrs. Wrandall" "I t-hall wait In the railway station until morning if necessary. But not here." ( The co.-oner led the way to the cosy llltlo room uff the offlce. She followed with tho she.ifr. The men looked worn and haggard In the bright light that met them, as if tbey bad not known sleep or rest for many hours. "The assistant district attorney was here until eleven, but went home to get a little rest It's been a bard case for all of us nasty one," explained the Bheriff, as he placed a chair In front of the fire for her. She sank into it limply. "Go on. please," she murmured, and shook her head at the nervous little woman who bustled up and inquired if she could do anything to make her more comfortable. Tho sheriff cleared his throat "Well, It happened lust nlgbt. All day long we've been trying to find out who he Is, and tver since eight o'clock this morning we've been searching for the woman who came here with him. She She Sank Into It Limply. bus disappeared as completely as If swallowed by the earth. Not a sign of a clow not a shred. There's noth ing to show when she left the Inn or by what means. All we know Is that tho door to that room up there was tandlng half open when Burton passed by It at seven, o'clock this morning that Is to ' say, yesterday morning, for this Is now Wednesday. It Is quite clear, from this, that she neglected to close the door tightly when she came out, probably through haste or fear, and the draft in the hall blew it wider open during the night. Burton says the Inn. was closed for the night at half-past ten. He went to bed. She must have slipped out after everyone was sound asleep. There were no other guests on that floor. Burton and his wife sleep on this floor, and the servants are at the top of the house and In a wing. No one heard a sound. We have not the remotest Idea when the thing hap pened, or when she left the place. Dr. Sheef says the man had been dead six or eight hours when be first saw him, and that was very soon after Burton's discovery. Burton, on finding the door open, naturally suspected that bis guests had skipped out during the night to avoid paying the bill, and lost no time In entering the room. He found the man lying on the bed, sprawled out, face upward and as dead as a mack I should say, quite dead. He was partly dressed. His coat and vest hung over the back of chair. A small service carving knife, belonging to the inn, had been driven squarely into bis heart and was found sticking there. Burton says hat the man, on their arrival at the nn, about nine o'clock at night, or dered supper sent up to the room. The tray of dishes, with most of the food untouched, and an empty cham pagne bottle, was found on the service table near the bed. One of the chairs was overturned. The servant who took the meal to the room says tbat the woman was sitting at the window with her wraps on, motor veil and all, Juet as she was when she came into tho place. The man gave all the direc tions, the woman apparently paying no attention to what was going on. The waitress left the room without seeing her face. Sho had instructions not to come for the tray until morning. That was the last time the man was seen alive. No one has seen the woman clnce the door closed after the servant, who distinctly remembers hearing the key turn in. the lock as she went down the hall. It seems pretty clear that the man ate and drank but not the woman. Her food remained untouched on the plate and her glass was full. 'Gad, It must have been a merry feast! I beg your par don, Mrs. Wrandall!" "Uo on, pleaBo," said she levelly. "That's ull there Is to say so far aa the actual crime Is concernod. There were signs of a struggle but It Isn't necessary to go Into that Now, as to tneir arrival at the Inn. The blizzard had not set In. Last night was dark, of course, as there is no moon, but it was clear and rather warm for the time of yoar. The couple came here about nine o'clock In a high power run about machine, which the man drove. They had no band baggago and appar ently had run out from Now York. Burton eays he was on the point of refusing them accommodations when the man handed him a hundred dollar bill. It was more than Burton's cu pidity could withstand. They did not register. The state license numbers had boon removed from the automo bile, whkh was of foreign make. Of course it was only a question of time until we could have found out who the car belonged to. It Is perfectly obvious why he removed the num bers. At this Juncture Drake entered the room. Mrs. Wrandall did not at first recognize him. It has stopped snowing," announced the newcomer. "Oh, It is Mr. Drake," she murmured. "We have a little French car, painted red," sho announced to the sheriff without giving Drake another thought, "And this one Is red, madam," said the sheriff, with glunce at the coro ner. Drake nodded his head. Mrs, Wrandall's body stlffenod perceptibly aa it deflecting a blow. "It is still standing in the garage, where be left It on his arrival. "Did no one eee the face of of the woman?" asked Mrs. Wrandall, rather querulously. "It seems odd that no one should have seen her face," she went on without waiting for an an swer. "It's not strange, madam, when you consider all the circumstances. She was very careful not to remove her veil or her coat until the door was locked. That proves that eho was not the sort of woman we usually find gal lavantlng around with men regardless of ahem, I beg your pardon. This muBt be very distressing to you." "I am not sure, Mr. Sheriff, that it Is my husband who lies up there. Please remember that," she said steadily. "It Is easier to hear the details now, be fore 1 know, than It will be afterward If it should turn out to bo as Mr. Drake declares." I see," said the sheriff, marveling Besides, Mr. Drake is not positive," put in the coroner hopefully. I am reasonably certain," said Drake. Then all the more reason why I should have the story first," said sho, with a shiver tbat no one fulled to ob serve. The sheriff resumed his conclusions "Women of the kind I referrod to a moment ago don't care whether they're seen or not In fact, they're rather brazen about it But this one was different She was as fur from that ae It was possible for her to be. We haven't been ablo to find anyone who saw her face or who can give the least Idea as to what she looks like, except Ing a general description of her figuro, her carriage and the outdoor garments she wore. We have reason to believe Blie was young. She was modestly dressed. Her coat was one of those heavy uleter affairs, such as a woman uses In motoring or on a sea voyage. There was a small sable stole about her neck. The skirt was short and she wore high black shoes of the thick walking type. Judging from Burton's description she must have been about your elzo and figuro, Mrs. Wrandall. Isn't tbat so, Mrs. Bur ton?" The Innkeeper's wife spoke. "Yes, Mr. Harben, I'd say so myself. About five feet six, I'd Judge; rather slim and graceful like, in spite of the big coat." Mrs. Wrandall was watching the woman's face. "I am five feet six," she eald, as if answering a question. The sheriff cleared bis throat some what needlessly. "Burton says she acted as if she were a lady," he went on. "Not the kind tbat usually comes out here on such expeditions, he admits. She did not epeak to anyone, except once in very low tones to the man she was with, and then she was standing by the fireplace out In the main office, quite a distance from the desk. She went upstairs alone, and he gave some orders to Burton before following her. That was the last time Burton saw her. The waitress wont up with a spe cially prepared supper about halt an hour later." "It seems quite clear, Mrs. Wran dall, that she robbed the man after Blabbing him," said the coroner. Mrs. Wrandall started. "Then she was not a ludy, after all," she said quickly. There was a note of relief In her voice. It was as if she had put aside a half-formed conclusion. "His pockets wore empty. Not a penny had been left. Watch, cuff links, scarf pin, cigarette case, purse and bill folder all gone. Burton bad seen most of these articles In the office." "Isn't it but no! Why should I be the one to offer a suggestion that might be construed as a defense for this woman?" "You were about to suggest, madam, that some one else might have taken the valuables Is that It?" cried the sheriff. "Had you thought of It Mr. Sheriff?" "I bad not. It isn't reasonable. No one about this place is suspected. We have thought of this, however: the murderess may have taken all of these things away with her In order to prevent Immediate identification of her victim. She may have been clever enough for that It would give her a start" "Not an unreasonable conclusion, when you Btop to consider, Mr. Sher iff, that the man took the initiative In that very particular," said Mrs. Wran dall In such a self-contained way tbat the three men looked at her in won der. Then she came abruptly to her feet "It Is very late, gentlemen. I am ready to go upstairs, Mr. Sheriff. "I must warn you, madam, that Mr. Drako Is reasonably certain that it Is your hutiband," said the coroner un comfortably. "You may not bo pre pared for the shock that " "I shall not faint, Dr. Sheef. If it is my husband I shall ask you to leave me alono In the room with him for llttlo while." The final word trailed out Into a long, tremulous wail, show Ing how near sho wns to the breaking point in her wonderful effort at self control. Tho men looked away hast ily. They heard her draw two or three deep, quavering breaths; they could almost feel the tension that she was exercising over herself. Tho doctor turned after a moment aud spoko very gently, but with pro fessional firmness. "You must not think of venturing out in this wretched night, madum. It would be the worst kind of folly. Surely you will be guided by me by your own common sense. Airs. Burton will be witn you" Thank you, Dr. Sheef," Blie inter posed calmly. "If what we all fear should turn out to be the truth, I could not stay here. I could not breathe. I could not live. If, on the other hand, Mr. Drake is mlstuken, I shall stay. But If It Is my husband, I cannot remain under the same root with him, even though he be dead. I do not expect you to understand my feelings. It, would be asking too much of men too much." "I think I understand," murmured Drake. "Come," said the sheriff, arousing himself with an effort She moved swiftly after him. Drake and tho coroner, following close be hind with Mrs. Burton, could not take their eyes from tho slender, graceful figure. She was a revelation to them. Feeling as they did that she was about to be confronted by the most appalling crisis Imaginable, they could not but mnrvel at her composure. Drake's mind dwelt on the stories of the guillo tine and the heroines who went up to it In those bloody days without so much as a quiver of dread. Somehow, to him, this woman was a heroine. They passed Into the hall and mounted the stairs. At the far end of the corridor a man was seated in front of a closed door. Ho arose as the party approached. The sheriff signed for him to open the door bo guarded. As be did so, a chilly blast of air blew upon the faces of those In the hall. The curtains in the window of the room were flapping and whin- ping In the wind. Mrs. Wrandall caught her breath. For the briefest Inetant It seemed as though she was on the point of faltering. Sho dropped farther behind the sheriff, her limbs suddenly stiff, her hand going out to the wnll as if for support. The next moment she was moving forward res olutely Into the Icy, dimly lighted room. A single electric light gleamed In tho corner besldo-the bureau. Near tho window stood the bed. She went swiftly toward it, her eyes fastened upon the tidgo that ran through the center of It: a still, white ridge that seemed without beginning or end. With nervous fingers the attendant lifted the sheet at the head of the bed and turned It back. As he let it full across the chest of the dead man ho drew back and turned his face away. She bent forward and then straight ened her figure to Its full height, with out for an Instant removing her gaze from the face of the man who lay before her: a dark-haired man gray In death, who muBt have been beautiful to look upon In the flush of life. For a long time she stood there looking, as motionless as the object on which she gazed. Behind her were the tense, keen-eyed men, not one of whom seemed to breathe during the grim minutes that passed. The wind howled about the corners of the inn, but no one heard It They heard the beating of their hearts, even the tick ing of their watches, but not the wail of the wind. At last her hands, claw-IIke In their tenseness, went slowly to her temples. Her head dropped slightly forward, and a great shudder ran through her body. The coroner started forward, expecting her to collupse. "I'lease go away," she was saying in an absolutely emotionless voice. "Let me stay here alono for a little while." That was all. The men reluxed. They looked at each other with a single Great Shudder Ran Through Her Body. question In their eyes. Was It quite safe to leave her alone with her dead? They hesitated. She turned on them suddenly. spreading her arms In a wide gesture of self-absolution. Her somber eyes swept the group. I can do no barm. This man Is mine. I want to look at htm for the lust time alone. Will you go?" "Do you mean, madam, that you In tend to " began the coroner In alarm Sho clasped her hands. "I mean1 that I shall take my last look at him now and here. Then you may do what you like with him. He Is your dead not mine. I do not want him. Can you understand? I do not want this dead thing. But there is some thing I should say to him, something that I must say. Something that nt one must hear but the good God who knows how much he has hurt me. 1 want to say it closo to those gray, hor rid ears. Who knows? He may hear me!" Wondering, the others backed from the room. She watched them until they closed tho door. Listening, they heard her lower the window. It squealed like a thing In fear. Ten minutes passed. The group In the hall conversed In whispers. "I'oor thing," said the lunkceper's wife. "Well," said Drake, tuklng a deep breath, "she won't have to worry any more about his not comlnj? home nights. I say, this business will create a fearful sensation, sheriff. Tho Four Hundred will have a conniption fit." "We've got to land that girl, who ever she Is," grated tho official. "Now that we know who he Is, it shouldn't be hard to pick out the women he's been trailing with lately. Then we can sift 'em down until tho right one Is loft It ought to be easy." (TO BE CONT1NUF.D.) AS SEEN BY NATURE LOVER Frost and Drought Very Much Alike In Their Effects Upon Good Old Mother Earth. Frost and drought are not unlike In their results, or at leuBt their effects. A winter meadow, bare of snow but frozen hard, Is not very diBBlmllar to the same meadow during a dry spell after haying. Color Is gone, growth le short, stones show like land turtles, the soil Is Impenetrable, the wheel of nature Is on a dead point. Only the hedgerows, In either case, retain some life and color. You look at the foothole pits in the ground, made when you rode that way last fall or spring, as the case may be. and wonder that the ground would ever have been soft enough to receive such Impressions, whilo that pools of water could ever have stood upon It seems Impossible. The earth, like the face of a frightened cowboy, Is pale to the obliteration of Its natural tan; and, again like the cowboy, this only departs when he draws rein at home. Then it is good to see, even in win ter, how the tints hasten back, and brown skin and Btubby beard assume their naturnl hues; for even In win ter there Is color, whenever a snell of mild moisture comes. From "A Farmer's Notebook," by B. D. Phelps. Rude Shock. 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I,, muy who, in ner iai illness, m iued the priest to leave him a r of money for pariah purposes. she was dying she asked the prieji come nearer the bedside, ami gai out: Father I've given yuu-' "Stop," said the priest, anviout have as many witnesses as possii "I will call In the family," ami, op Ing the door, he beckoned them all "I've given you," panted out thei ing woman, "a great deal of unuV, Just Noises. "Look here!" shouted the In farmer. "What are yeou dolim tlshi in my lake when It's lasted?'' "Aw, go on!" sneered the tough c: lad. "Make a noise like a lump i: roll away." The old farmer took out his I: and cut off a section of birch. "Sonny," he said solemnly, "I mi yeou'd be better making a noise li a locomotive lor tne next tew d utes." "Like a locomotive, old clover s Why?" "Because you are going to switched." Aud the next moment the yells it emanated from the clump of busi made a noise like a band of India: on the warpath, that could be her for miles away. So Glad. A story Is ftolng the rounds to t effect that at a performance of It nard Shaw's delightful play of "A tony and Cleopatra," by Forbes ertson, the following conversation heard between a sprightly damsel s. her friend: "Do you know, this Is the very fir- of Shukespeure's plays I have seen!" The friend: "No, really? 1 so glad we came." Precipitate. Itaby Cumel Mamma, can I ha' a drink? Mamma Camel Shut up! Why, was only five weeks ago that 1 ga' you one. The Point of View. "Health Is wealth," quoted the sal' "Oh. no, It Isn't," replied the siang "I am a doctor." HAPPY NOW Family of Twelve Drink Postum. "It certainly has been a blessing t our home" writes a young lady in f gard to Poitum. "I am one of a family of twelf w ho, before using Postum, would nw a healthy person uncomfortable ) their complaining of headache, dl; neBS, sour Btomach, etc., from drinklw coffee. "For years mother suffered fr: palpitation of the heart, sick art- ache and bad stomach and at tin'1 would be taken violently ill. About year ago she quit coffee and M1 Postum. tl "My brother was troubled headache and dizziness all the tic he drank coffee. All those troubles' my mother and brother have dW peared since Postum has taken u place of coffee. "A sister was ill nearly all her U with headache and heart trouble, about all she cared for was coffee tea. The doctors told her she tn! leave them alone, aa medicine did $ no permanent good. "She thought nothinr would t1; the place of coffee until we IniW r . .. . .Ml her to try Postum. Now her iruu' are all gone and she Is a happy woman . enjoying life as P05 should." Nnme given by the Postum Co tie Creek, Mich. I udiuiii nun ill neguiar roiium musi boiled. 15c and 25c packages Instant Pottum Is a soluble V der. A teaspoonful dissolves qui In a cup of hot water and, with cr and sugar, makes a delicious beM Instantly. 30c and 50c tins. t The coBt per cup of both kind' about the same. "There's a Reason" for Postufl i -sold by Oroc