' THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO. PA. t S f You Can't Cure Rheumatism l by liniments or outward application. Any treatment to be effective must tie Internal and In severe cases and those of long standing, a short course of treatment Is of little benefit. Wo guarantee that a 6 bottle treatment of Jones' Break-Up, costing $5, will cure any case of rheumatism, lumbago or sciatica. If not, your money refund ed on your say so. You take no risk. In moderate cases one. or two bottles will be effective. $1 per bottle at your druggist or direct from Jones' Break Up Inc., New Egypt, N. J. Adv. No Wonder It Hurt Him. ' . A group of grieving depositors stood On the sidewalk before the cloBed doors of a recently defunct bank. It wasn't a merry scene. One man who bad loHt his all was trying to brace up a colored grandpa whose white wool bobbed up and down into the folds of a bandana. "Jwu't cry, UiicId," ho sold. "Bunks burst every day, you know." "Yes, sir, I know it; but huh! huh! huh! (lis bonk huh! huh! done bus' rltjht In mail face." Harper's Weekly. HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS For pimples and blackheads the fol lowing Is a most effective and eco nomical treatment: Gently smear the affected parts with Cutlcura Oint ment, on the end of the finger, but do not rub. Wash off tho Cutlcura Ointment in five minutes with Cutl cura Soap and hot water and continue bathing for some minutes. This treat ment Is best on rising and retiring. At other times use Cutlcura Soap freely for the toilet and bath, to as sist in preventing inflammation, irri tation and clogging of the pores, the common cause of pimples, blackheads, MdneBS and roughness, yellow, oily, ' mothy and' other unwholesome condi tions of the skin. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post Bard "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv. . ) Truly Impossible. Critic Your book Isn't true to life. ? Author Why do you say that? ? Critic Well, you say, "as tho young Indy ordered a $1 dinner her flunce mlled." Did you ever soo a flanco do that? Important to Mothers ' Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Tlan ra tho mAf Signature of C&JyV&CeJlA' In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria 'i Disagreed With Science. BIx Scientists say that It Is much easier to support a weight than It Is to lift It. Dlx I haven't found it so. I eun lift my wifo quite easily. Wright's Indian Vegetable Tills put the stomach In good condition in a short time. Try them for Sick Stom ach, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv. I Real Emergency. I "If the cook Is in a bud humor, don't tako any notice of her." 1 "But suppose she gives it?" J Only One "BROMO QUININE" ! fhat ll LAXATIVK IIIIOMO QI'ININH IMik for ,, the nature tit H W.UUOVH. Cure a Cold Inune 'Hay, Cure Urlpm'l'wo Bo. ) It's awfully hnrd to be a satisfac tory guest. MoBt peoplo should cul tivate tho habit of remaining home 1 more. "3 Conntipntinn enures nnd ncirrnvatra many j ferioim uiwiiww. It is tlinnmnhlv cured by ! Dr. l'ii-rcc'a l'leawmt 1'elleU. Tho favorite I fumily laxative. Adv. Mnny a man is dissatisfied with his i lot because It is located too ns ir that of bis neighbor. 4 I If you want to please a woman, shut your mouth and listen. BAD CONDITION Restored To Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Veget ble Compound. Montpelier, Vt. "Wo have great faith in your remedies. I was very ir- I regular and was tired and sleepy all the time, would 1' ave cold chills, and my hands and feet would bloat. My stomach bothered me, I had pain In my side and a lad headache most of the time. J.ydia E. Pinkhum's Veins table Compound has 'done me lots of irood and I now feel fine. I am regular, my stomach is better and my pains have all left me. You can use my name if you like. I am proud of what your reme dies have done for mo." Mrs. Mary Gauthier, 21 Ridge St, Montpclier.Vt. An Honest Dependable Medicine It must be admitted by eveiy fuir ninded, intelligent person, that a medi. cine could not live and grow in popularity for nearly forty years, and to-day hold a record for thousands upon thousands of actunl cures, as has Lydia E. rink ham's Vegetable Compound, without possessing great virtue and actual worth. Such medicines must bo looked upon ond termed both standard and dependable by every thinking person. If you havo the slightest doubt that Lydiu E. rinklmm's Vegeta ble Compound will hcl p you, wri to to Lj dlu K.IMnklinm Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass.,for nd vice. Your letter will bo opened, tend and answered by a woman, and held in strict conlldcncc. V , PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM A toilet preparation of mrlt Hdpa to rtvllmt ifftndruir. ForRitorin Coior a.nd auty to Gra y or Kdd Hair. Ma. rnt l.(WNi !rngfiBt 7 w. 1 ' ' " 1 FOUR NEW ANTI TRUST CiLLS OUT Measures Based on Wilson Poli cies Define Sherman Act and Allied Laws. FULL PUBLICITY IS SOUGHT Trade Commission Instead of Corpora tion Bureau Would Report Viola tions of the Statutes Rigid Inquiries Ar Ordered. Washington, Jan. 23. Embodying the program laid down by the presi dent in his recent niessagi, the ad ministration's trust bills were) predat ed to congress. The bills have received tho approval of Mr. Wilson and the Democratic leaders of both houses of congress. With little modification they will be enacted into law. Their purposes are; 1. Definition of unlawful monop oly or restraints of trade. 2. Prohibition of unfair trade practice. 3. Creation of an Interstate trade commission. 4. Regulation of corporation dl dectoratea and prohibition of in terlocking directorates. Unlawful Monopoly Defined. Unlawful monopoly is defined as any combination or agreement be tween corporations, firms, or persons designed for the following purposes: 1. To create or carry out re strictions In trade or to acquire a monopoly in any interstate trado, business, or commerce. 2. To limit or reduce tho pro duction or increase the price of merchandise or of any commodity. 3. To prevent competition in manufacturing, making, transport ing, selling, or purchasing of mer chandise, produce, or any com modity. i. To make any agreement, en ten into any arrangement, or ar rive at any understanding by which they, directly or indirectly, , undertake to prevent a free and. unrestricted competition among themselves or among any pur chasers or consumers In the sale, production, or transportation of any product, article, or commod ity. The penalty for violation of the law Is fixed at not more than $5,000 or im prisonment for one yenr or both. Guilt is made personal through a section that whenever a corporation shall be guilty of tho violation of the law the o (Ten ho shull be deemed to cover the individual directors, officers, and agents of such corporation, as authorizing, ordering, or doing the prohibited acts, and they shall bo pun ished as prescribed above. A paragraph prohibiting holding companies Is to bo added to this meas ure. Covers Unfair Trade Practices. The bill forbidding unfair trnde practices declares that to discriminate In price, between different purchasers of commodities, with tho purpose or Intent to injure or destroy a competi tor, either of the purchaser or of the seller, shall be deemed an attempt to monopolizo Interstate commerce. It is specifically declared that the law is not Intended to prevent dis crimination in price between purchas ers of commodities "on account of difference In the grado, quality, or quantity of the commodity sold, or that mukes only due allowance for difference in the cost of transporta tion." Further, It is prescribed that noth ing contained In tho act shall prevent persons from selecting their own cus tomers, "but this provision shun not authorize the owner or operator of any mine engaged in selling Its prod uct in interstate or foreign commerce to refuse arbitrarily to sell tho same to a responsible person, firm, or cor poration, who applies to purchase." An attempt nt monopoly also Is de clared to exist for any person to wake a solo of goods, wares, or merchandise or fix a prlco chnrged therefor, or dis count from or rebate upon such prlco, on the condition or understanding that tho purchaser thereof shall not deal in the goods, wares, or merchan dise of a competitor or competitors of the seller. Dealt With Damage Suits. A Judgment against any defendant in a suit brought under tho anti-trust law the bill provides Bhnll constitute ns against such defendant conclusive evidence of the same facts nnd be conclusive ns to tho same Isspcs of law in favor of any other party in any other proceeding brought under and involving the provisions of the law. For the benefit of parties injured in their business or property, by any per son or corporation found guilty of vio lating the law the statute of limita tions applicable to such cases shall be suspended. Injunctive relief is accorded against As It Seemed to Her. After viewing her new baby brother, little Laura said: "Mamma, I know why they went and cut baby's hair in heaven. The angels knew he wouldn't be strong enough to walk to the bar ber's for Beveral weeks." Out of Commission. . Wife "Oh, William, dear, do order a rat-trap to bo sent homo today!" Husband "Hut you bought one last week." Wife "Yes, dear, but there's a rat in It!" Reformer. "Now," said the serious man, "what are your Ideas about banking and cur rency?" "Well," replied his wife, "one reason I think we ought to take a hand in affairs is to make them stop giving so much time to such stupid subjects." Pint Palls of Harlem. No less than 4 million pint palls are turned out In America in a yeur. And half the output Is used to further so cial happiness In Harlem. New York Telegraph. threatened loss or damage by a viola-, tlcn of the act under the same condi-i tlons and principles that Injunctive re-' lief against threatened conduct which will cauBe Iobs or damage is granted by courts of equity. It is required thut a proper bond shall be .executed against dumages for an injunction lmprovldently. granted, and it must be shown that the danger of irreparable, loss or damage Is Im mediate. Hits Interlocking Directorates. s Concerning directorates, the bill on that subject, which is to become ef fective two years from date of ap proval of the act, provides: "No person engaged as an individ ual or as a member of a partnership or as a director or other officer of a corporation in the business of selling railroad cars or locomotives, or rail road rails or structural steel, or min ing or selling coal, or conducting a bank or trust company, shall act as a director or other officer or employe of any railroad or other public service corporation which conducts an inter state business. "No person shall at the same tlmo be a director or other officer or em ploye In two or more federal reserve banks, national banks, or banking as sociations, or other banks or trust companies which are members of any reserve bank; and a private banker and a person who Is a director In any state bank or trust company not oper ating under the provisions of the re cent currency law shall not be eligible to serve as a director In any bank or banking association or trust company operating under the provisions of the law." v Violation of these sections Is made punlshnblo by a fine of $100 a day, or by imprisonment not exceeding one year, or both. If any two or more corporations have common director or directors, tho fact shall bo conclusive evidence that there exlBts a real competition between such corporation and such elimination of competition shall be construed as a restraint of Interstate trade and bo treated accordingly. Tho trade commission bill provides for commission of five members, with the commissioner of corporations as chairman, and transfers all the exist ing powers of tho bureau of corpora tions to the commission. The principal and moBt Important duty the commission besides conduct ing It ventilations will be to'ald tho courts when requested in the forma tion of decrees of dissolution. With this in view, the bill empow ers ho court to refer any part of pend ing litigation to the commission, In cluding the proposed decree, for infor mation and advice. Much Criticism for Bills. The trust bills as framed will be tho subjfct of sharp criticism on the part of progressives of all parties who claim they do not go far enough. It will be declared that the definition of monopoly remains inadequate that tho prohibition of unfair trade practice does not cover this evil In our econ omic lifo that interlocking Btock con trol Is not covered and that tho pow ers of the proposed trado commission are Insufficient. It Is interesting to note that the proposal to place tho burden of proof upon a combination believed to bo vio lating the law has been omitted. No attempt Is niado to prevent or destroy monopoly based on patents. The great est dllllculty experienced In the effect ive enforcement of the law has been found to be in the unwillingness of the courts to lmrose Jail penalty. It remains optional under the proposed measures wlht the courts to fine or imprison. Trade Board May Disappoint. In connection with the trade com mission President Wilson declared In his message thnt tho coimtry "de mands such a commission only as an Indispensable instrument of informa tion and publicity as a clearing house for the facts by which both tho pub lic mind and tho managers of great business undertakings should bo guided." The bill prescribes that the commis sion acts are to constitute a "public record" but the body Is authorized to mnko public tho Information "In such form and to such extent as may bo necessary" or "by direction of the attorney general." It Is apparent thnt the public mind cannot be guided unless it hns tho facts, and then It will not get unless tho commission or the attorney gen eral deems it politic. Settlement of Differences. Tho most important feature of tho bill Is that which legalizes the policy of the ndmlnlstratlon of terminating an unlawful condition by agreement between tho combination attacked and the attorney general. This feature is comprehended under a section which requires the commis sion, upon tho request of the attorney general or any corporation affected, to investigate whether a combination la violating tho law. In case the com mission should find the violation to exist It must report to the attorney general a statement of the objection able acts and transactions and the readjustments necessary for tho of fending combination to conform to the law. To Induce Sleep. To many peoplo the drinking of half a pint or moro of clear cold water on retiring brings about a cure for sleep lessness. It clears the blood, washes Irritating food out of the stomach, and promotes a feeling of quietude which helps sleep. Getting It Straight. She "I believe you married me sim ply because I had money." He ''Quite the opposite, madam. I mar ried you because I hadn't any." Delicacy for the Buzzards. After making a large quantity of soft soap and forming It Into cakes, Mrs. Llllle Adams of Laurel, Del., left It In the yard to cool. Going out later she found that it had been dovoured by a flock of buzzards, some of which were still fighting over the crumbs. Marriage Between First Couslna. In every 1,000 marriages solemnized In Grent Britain 21 are between first cousins. Among the nobility the rate Is much higher, amounting to 45 la 1.000. G WOOD CHIEF OF STAFF TELLS CON GRESSMEN ABOUT SHORTAGE OF AMMUNITION. ENOUGH FOR BUT ONE BATTLE Supply for Field Artillery Especially Is 8hort Lawmakers Spend Money for Gum but Not for Powder and Bullets. By GEORGE CLINTON. Washington. (len. Leonard Wood soon will retire from his position as chlof of staff of the United States army. The other duy the general in whnt may bo cnllcd perhaps a fare well messnge of warning told the house committee on military affairs that It ought to appropriate $3,000,000 for field guns and ammunition for the regular army. Here In brief Is the tenor of General Wood's warning note: "If we sent out troops into war as they are now, without guns or am munition, It would bo absolute slaugh ter. If called Into the field suddenly we should have to go with a very small allowance of ammunition even for the guns In the hands of the troops, and we should have neither guns nor ammunition enough for our field artillery forces." There Is something to tb ; testl mony of General Wood to make It ex tremely Interesting not only from the military point of view, but from what may be called a legislative point of view. It points up, for the facts are are the general has glvei them, tho peculiarity on occasion of congres sional thought and of congressional action. There are of coiirso mnny men In tho United States, and they are constantly making their influence felt, who. hoping for peare between all tho nations of the world, think that disarmament Is the way to bring about concord among the peoples. Guns But No Ammunition. As long as congress continues to vote money for the support of the army nnd nnvy It naturally would seem that tho money should bo well applied and well expended. Here Is where one of tho peculiarities of con gressional thought and action 6hows Itself. Every year tho lu makers ap propriate a gooil deal more than $100, 000.000 each for tho army and the navy. Take the army caso of which Gen eral Wood speaks. Men here, and they are not all mllitnry men either, arc asking what posslhlo uso It is for congress to voto largo sums of money for field guns, which the uninitiated should know are tho light artillery pieces of tho service, and also appro priate mono for the pny of six regi ments of field artillery, and yet with hold money for tho purchase of tho ammunition which would make the batteries serviceable. In other words, the curious thing, from a legislative as well as from a military point of view. Is why tho law makers should ask the tax payers to expend large sums of money for guns for which there is no possible use. for It does not take a brnln of the size of that of Dnnlel Webster to make a man appreclute that a gun without powder nnd projectiles to (111 It is a pretty useless sort of a weapon. Enough for Only One Battle. It Is known to be a fact, for tho records show It, that If wo were to have a war today with any country worthy the name of a power, our field artillery could not engaga in more than ono battle with Its present sup ply of powder nnd shot. It takes a long whllo to manufacture field artil lery ammunition and to get it to the front. General Wood lias said also thnt there Is a very small allowance of ammunition "even for the guns In the hands of the troop." These guns, of course, are the rifles of the Infantry and tho carbines of tho cavalry, and also tho small arms of the coast ar tillery, for the heavy gun men must serve on occasion as infantrymen. It la understood thnt tho condition so far as our infantry forces are con cerned, Is absolutely nothing like so bad as that with which the field artil lery is confronted. Tho foot soldier with his modern Springfield probably would have cartridges enough to give a good account of himself in many a battle, but tho cannoneer of the field forccB after a few rounds would be obliged to stand at his caisson or at the mouth of tho plcco as a mnrk for the enemy's riflemen without any chance to return shot for shot. About Canal Zone Rule. It Is believed thnt President Wil son is about to give expression to his views as to tho best means to govern tho Panama canal zone after the Isthmian ennq,l commission passes out of exlstenco. Secretnry of War Garrison already has communicated to the president his ideas as to what ought to constitute a proper system of government for the canal strip. It Grip of the Demon. More derelicts roam the Ilowery than any other place in New York, writes a correspondent. The other day two officers of the regulnr army upro walklne through the street when thoy met a carpot-whlskered bum who called them by their first names. Thrno old nnls together, said the down and-outer. The stow graduated with higher honors !n the sume class with the two officers. He once held a position of responsibility hero. His wife is the daughter of a 'well-known western editor. "Two old pals," re marked the submerge one, "officers and gentlemen. Tho other old pal Is JuBt a rum hound." So the two old pals took the third old pal, moro or less by force. They bathed and shaved and clothed him, and nursed him back to health and strength and sanity. For six weeks he was out of sight of man. One day he walked down the Ilowery looking like a Btall-fed athlete. He was well dressed and bright-eyed aqd stal wart. Half way down the Ilowery he sold his coat and vest to an old clothes man. Then he dropped Into a "barrel bouse." "Glvs me a nickel's may or may not be that the president will agree with him. Some time ago Isthmian Canal Com missioner Richard L. Metcalf suggest ed a change In the law which provides for the zone government after the commission is abolished. If Mr. Met calf's ideas shall prevail a part of the law as It stands must be repealed. Thero are men In congress of all par ties who think that the Metcalf plan Is the only one strong enough to serve tho country's Interests at Panama in the executive departments of the zone aud to guard tho positions from the sinister influences of politics. Tho law which fixes the form ot government for tho Panama ranul gives great power Into the hands of the president. It provides for a, one man rule of tho zone. Mr. Metcalf thinks that there should be a three man rule and one docs not have to go far In this town to find support for the Metcalf plan as against the pU'.n which has already been given the force of law. Would Divide Duties. The law as It Is allows the presi dent to appoint either a military man or a civilian to the governorship. If ills choice falls upon a civilian the appointee unquestionably will have his military troubles, and If it shall fall upon a military man he unques tionably will have his clvlllnn trou bles. If tho Metcalfe plan should be adopted and a commission of three men should be appointed to govern the Panama canal, one of the mem bers would be a military mnn, nnother a physician and sanitarian and the third a layman chnrged with tho du ties of civil administration. Under the existing low the presi dent not only appoints the governor of the zone, but he appoints all o. tho subordinate officials. It is now being asked what will happen If the man chosen for governor happens to bo n politician. As governor he naturally would expect to have some thing to say about the men who are to serve under him. In this case the question is would we not hnve on the Canal Zone political doctors, political civil administrators nnd political everything else outside of tho imme diate ranks ot tho nrmy? It Is known definitely thnt some of tho men who havo done great work on tho Isthmus fear tho coming of the day when politics may enter Into th zone's government. Tho safety of tho waterway, for Instance, depends absolutely upon tho sanitation of the zone. Colonel Gorgns made tho place not only habitable, but ono In which It Is a delight to llvo. A physician and sanitarian of achievement enough to secure an nppolritment an a mem ber of tho Isthmian rnnal commission certainly could be depended upon to see that his subordinates did their work. Could equal dependence be placed upon a canal governor sitting alone In authority nnd being charged with many "Judgment duties" upon some of which he was not qualified by training to pass? 1 Going Easy on Business. Even In tho face of certain knowl edge that some antitrust legislation Is to ho enacted. It still seems to tho Washington observer thnt for the rest of this session congress will proceed cautiously In the matter of legislation of a far renchlng na ture. As has been Bald before In these dispatches, this does not mean that congress will not havo plenty to do. Tho one thing which seems to be nssured since it cumo together again Is thnt the Democratic majority has ta ken note of the sensitiveness of busi ness nnd Is going to spread its legisla tion over a considerable period of time In order that conditions may adjust themselves to the coming order. Now that It is certain legislation forbidding the Interlocking of direc torates of corporations and some other things Is to pass, tho attention of busi ness men, ns shown by letters which congressmen receive, Is sharply direct ed to the future nnd to Just what Is to bo expected In the way of laws pre venting tho doing of certain things which In tho past some business men appeared to think they bad a right to do. As an examplo of the Intention of tho majority in congress to go rather slow with its legislation it may be said that It probably will bo two years beforo effect will be given to the law which Is to be enacted forbidding in terlocking directorates. Whnt the business men wnnt to know, as shown by their letters, Is what things are to come in the future. Thero Is a feeling manifest nmong Republican members of congress thnt business depression 1b bound to follow Democratic legislation Intended to sup plant the Sherman net It Bhould be said, however, that the Republican members are not talking disaster out loud as they did some tlmo ago. They havo found perhaps not only that it was bad polities, but that It was con sidered in many pnrts of the country ns bolng unpatriotic. It was the chargo of luck of patriotism in crying "wolf," even if they thought they saw ono, which probably hns produced tho change in the Republican members' manner of voicing their opposition to the administration's methods of anti trust legislation. worth of the old third rail," he said. "Congratulate mo, boys. I have four dollars and a six weeks' thirst" Photostat Replaces Blueprints. The photostat Is a new apparatus for reproducing drawings, etc. At the Alaska-Treadwell mines this Instru ment Is used for a grent variety of purposes. All progress maps, new work, etc., are laid out either in pen cil or in ink and photostat copies are given to the underground foremen and shift bosses. The same thing Is done with regard to stope maps, posi tion of pillars, etc. The use of blue prints in the machine shop, foundry, and other construction departments has practically been discontinued, photostat copies having been substi tuted, with the exception where large scale drawings are required. In the office, nil deeds, leases, etc., are copied ns soon as they arrive and the photo stat copy Is sent to the San Francisco office for filing. This has the advan tage of giving an exact copy ot the original, with all changes, mistakes, etc., faithfully reproduced. Engineer ing and Mining Journal. .Weak Heart m Many peoplo suiter from weak hearts. Tney , may experience shortness of breath on exertion, pin over the heart, or dizzy foelincfs, oppressed breathing? after meals or their eyes become blurred, the heart Is not sumcienuy strong 10 pump Diooa u u ejuramum, wu they hava cold hands and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply to tb stomach. A heart tonlo sad sltorstivs should be Uk.au which baa noUdaitcr-clIect. Such is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery wbloh contains do dangerous narootlos or aJoohot. It helps the human system in the eonntant manufacture of rich, red Mood. It balpa the alomach to aaalmilate or take up the proper elemen ta from the food, thereby helping digestion and curing dyiipepeia, heart-bum and many uncomfortable symp toma, a to pa exceMire tiaaua waste in convalescence from feven; for the run down, uuemlc, thin-blooded people, tha "Diacovory" is refreshing and Titaiuung. tn Hunt J or lahlmt form at metl Jrmt tlorm or nJ SO omotort 0tamp$ for trial boa to Dr.Pioroo'l Inoalidi Hot!. Buffalo, N. Y. RmI Cfcwter VTI oa OnsuUlory Orauu In tfca "Madical AMr"-A FruMtt do. bound book ot IOCS bom otaa rocoint ot 31 on em ihim. madron bor. "Do You Spank Your Baby?" are Rood whr n tney are comfnruhle, and yon muit soothe thela delicate ncrvta, iollow the example of wim mothers and give them Dr. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP The standard Americn remedy for infint complaint!. Prerentl Cholera Infantum, curet ( nntixitkn and Colic, mk Teethinit iimple and aaic as centt at driKtsi!". Trial hnttlr free itynu mention this paper. ilaUe only by UKS. U tAHU.NiiV & SUN. Uaoaaiigw. Mo. SIGN CAME DOWN QUICKLY Clerk May Have Meant Well Enough, But It Was Not at All Flatter ing to New Proprietors. The new proprietors of a little can dy nnd nut shop In New York were attonlshed to notice pedestrians on the opposite Bide of tho Btreet stop, gaze at their window for a moment, nnd then pass on, faces decorated with broad grins. This happened so often that ono of the proprietors determined to Investi gate. Ilo hastened across to tho op posite pavement. What he saw thero cntised him to scurry back to tho shop on tho run. Ilelow a large black nnd white slKn thnt bore the notice "This shop Is under new management" a careless clerk had hung an equally conspicuous sign reading: "New crop of nuts now here." Tutnam Fadeless Dyes are tho brightest and fastest. Adv. After you have accomplished a reul ly good tiling get busy again. Pr. Peery'a rtulfiir "IVait Phot" Villa amt eicU Worm lu a very few hour. A Good Muzzle. -Why do you call Harry- your dog Plnanee? Frank neennso he works per Bcent. A'tmilnhliiK Tnliareo ItoniKily - Oiinrnnleed ti iiiMuiii ly ffiuovo unto f.r rin'irrit".! or tubin In nnr l"nn. nr niimry cli,',rlully rrfun'lnl. hfiul I' mill ri-c'ivn wi.niliTlut r.Min'ilv liy nMurn mull. Al(lrih U.k K, TukKMlltuillfl., Hlfkllft, kuM.A4f. Regular Thing. to swear off smoking "(lOlllg this yenr?" "1 supposo so I always have.' Paradoxical Reception. "They say a cold wave Is coming." "Then from sport lovers It will bo wnrnily welcomed." Teacher's Boomerang. A certain high school professor. who nt times Is rather blunt In speech, remarked angrily to his class of hoys nt the beginning of a lesson: "I don't know why it is every tlmo I get up to speak, somo fool talks." Then ho wondered why tho boys burst out into a roar of laughter. India Cultivating Quinine. Java, now furnishing tho bulk of the world's quinine supply, finds a great market for tho preparation in India, which already consumes one-Bixth of all tho quinine produced. Ceylon, once a large exporter, has fallen off In the product until tho quantity sent out each year Is quite negligible. India, however, In uu effort to become a great quinine-producing country, has planted thousands of acres to the cin chona tree. Rather Warm. At a school In Dudley n teat her with whom I am well acquainted was tak ing his class In their poetry. "Casa blanca." They came to tho line, "The boy stood on the burning deck." He stopped the clnss. and nsked this ques tion, "Why did the hoy stand on the burning deck?" Ho had a good show of hands, but ono lad In particular seemed Very eager to glvo tho answer. Tho teacher noticed this, nnd asked him, whereupon ho got the following answer, "Ilecauso It was too hot to Bit down!" which put. tho whole class In nn uproar. Jondon Tit-Itits. FRIENDLY TIP. Restored Hope and Confidence. After several years ot indigestion and its attendant evil Influence on the mind, It Is not very su-prlslng that ono finally loses faith in things gen erally. A N. Y. woman writes an interesting letter. Sho says: "Three years ago I suffered from nn attack of peritonitis which loft me in a most nilserublo condition. For over two years I suffered from nervousness, weak heart, shortness of breath, could not sleep, etc. "My appetite was ravenous but 1 felt starved all the tlmo. I had plenty of food but it did not nourish me bo cause of intestinal indigestion. Medi cal treatment did not Beem to help. I got discouraged, stopped medielno and did not caro much whether I lived or died. "Ono day a frlond asked me why I didn't try Orape-Nuls food, stop drink ing coffee nnd uso Postum. I hud lost faith In everything, but to pleaso my friend I began to uso both and soon becamo very fond of them. "It wasn't long beforo I got some strength, felt a decided change in my system, hope sprang up in my heart nd slowly but surely I got better. I could sleep very well, the constant craving for food censed and I have better health now than before tho at tack of peritonitis. "My husband and I are still using Grapo-Nuts nnd Tostum." . Name glveri by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read 'The Itond to Well yllle," in pkgs. "There's a rtcason." T".vor read the nhnv letter A new one nnprpre from tlmn to time. Thry n arrnulnei, trne, and full ot human Interest. It Takes the King. "Now, children," said the school teacher, "cun nny of you tell me or a greater power than a king?" "Yes, ma'am," cried a little boy, eagerly. "Very well, you may tell tho class, replied the teacher. , "An ace." was tho unexpected reply. On Other Shoulders. Jones Ihin't you think bachelors should be taxed to support fatherless children? Urown Sure! Then I could drop my life Insurance! Punch. Tlin Cough is whnt liurtu, but the tiikle la to Illume. Demi's Mctitholatril fouuli Dmpe top the tickle 5c at ood DniKKinti. ' Peoplo who can't get in a edgewise should sharpen them bit. word up a Pore Kje, flramilaied Fjellda and Si lea promptly healed with Human Kya Bal aam. Adr. A dollar In tho hand is worth two on the subscirption list Envy hns been known to move inoi tnls to perform wonders. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cura CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS n fail. Purely vegt ble act surul; but gently the liver. Stop niter dinner dis tress-cure iiulitrestion. improve the complexion, brighten the eye SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature , RIIEWGIDE LIQUID TA8LETS LINIMENT The Old Reliable Remedy for nintcular, articular and Inflammatory H I RHEUMATISM ItllKt'M At'IllKlinntt nrcnunillnnlh.t In to on It l..uiir.irr rrlli.f. 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IM FLUVANNA CO., VA. to a. cult., new 10 r. dwelllna, outbldita, Inrfr orchnrd, etock, machinery, etc l'rlca tOoO. Term u. It lludalna, I'almyra. Va. KOR SALE tllH A. IN CUI.FBFER CO., Va.; 10 a. cult, 11 r. dwelllna. 1 tenant hoea, barn, nutbldus., 6 a. orchard, stock, machine ery, etc. WM. D. WIUSI.KR, lNLKT, VA W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 5-1914. ,.3JM.fcg;!H.n Ji Coojch Byrup, Tftt (jood. Um la Mm. Hold hf Drat fiat. iP.ABTFr&i r r m ft i Hi r mm 17 It