The Fulton County news. (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, November 23, 1911, Image 6

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HB past few year, has VWf&tWffiffl'W i HvT ' ' '
witnessed .n import- PfeS r ; ,
ffe :i fixed annual ceremon- IJ&'; -fS . !, X? K 'W&r&tfMl fV-'A' 'V'"- '
VSl capital of the nation. VlVq f 'ffiS Y ' Vv V - . 4 V '
N ' This new event on fer 1 tL&, I 'V tjb tfyCl ' W L fl " " '
Uncle Saui-i calendar of spectacles ! - I ,fV&5 f 'V1
known as the Pan-American Thanks- 'iJl'V VA?tl- V'nt ,
giving Mass and It bids fair to ere l ' 72ff t t vBlW&jfl V " ' '' "
loug take rank In significance and , ' ' ,Y fJ wtfjL - , ' f ,
popular Interest with tht president's ' ) j , ,' Uffi'jSl l" '
annual New Year's reception at the liO j ) ' , VJfe , t' . N X
White House and other similar fix- U IT-U ' H 1 ' W 'rfeS? J' ' - 1
turcs. Even at the outset this event Ig'Wl i fWwV? V " M
vie, with any ef the other gathering. ir1Jry 3J "WtwSsI iV t I
a. a spectacle. The presence of high VVV W Vfc V'r ftW'k', W ' ,
church dlgnltarle. in their most gor- 'JAtHi9 tvhX tPJ C , rL, . v ,
.,.. k... .u ..7... k,,J J- 'AZr1"! rlWV rfoV!Ur'W 1 Clarence Child, of Yale.
diplomat
Latin-American countries In their
court dress, with uniforms adorned In
many Instances with Jeweled decora
tions, contributes to a panorama of
pomp and glitter.
It is rather difficult to trace the ex
act origin and development of the
idea for this unique new International
Thanksgiving .ervice, but Mgr. Will
iam T. Russell, pastor of St. Pat
rick's church at Washington, Is gen
erally given credit for the evolution
of the plan in Its present form. SL
Patrick's has always been one of the
"court churches" at the American seat
cf government snd Is well known by
reputation to almost all newspaper
readers as the scene of many memo
rial and commemorative services In
honor of deceased foreign rulers
whose American representatives have
been affiliated with this church
However, many Influences long at
work have combined to make this
service what It la. It bas been more
readily practicable, of course, from
the circumstance that practically all
of the diplomats stationed in the
United State. In the service of the
various republics of Central and
South America are of one religious
faith the Roman Catholic. Moreover,
the highest dignitaries of the Catholic
church In this country, while respect
ing the American sentiment for a
strict separation of church and state,
are. naturally, disposed to encourage
close social and religious relations
with the aliens temporarily resident In
the United States a. the accredited
agents of government, which by offi
cial action or in effect recognize the
Catholic a. the state church.
This new Thanksgiving service t.ai
yet another significance as one of sev
eral distinctly Important factor,
which have lately made their appear
ance, all looking to the cementing of
closer social, trade and political rela
tions between the various Independent
nations of this continent In this re
aped It may be said to be making
common cause with the periodical
Pan-American confesses, the extes
slon of the activities of the Pan
American bureau at Washington, our
own government', specialization on
the subject as expressed In the new
division of Latin-American alTairs at
the Ftate department, and finally, the
latest project of all that for the or
ganization of a Pun-American society
-of the United State, with headquar
ters In New York and branches In all
the large cities, the projected new
-organization being one which will
hold relationship to Latin America
tsimllar lo that which the Pilgrims'
society ha. with Great Drltaln and the
Japan society ha. with reference to
the Flowery Kingdom.
The Pan-American Thanksgiving
service depend., It i. needles, to .ay,
for significance, upon the occasion
and the personnel of the cosmopolitan
congregation that occupies the re
served seats in the church rather than
on the service Itself as of course there
are no innovations In the latter The
routine Is that of the solemn high
map. and save for the fact that the
, church Is decorated with flags and fe
toons of bunting showing the inter
twined colors of the Pan-American
nations, and that there Is a special
sermon of thanks for the continuation
of amicable relation, among the re
public, of the New Wor'.d. there I
little In the program or appointments
to bear witness of the meaning of the
gathering That the ciiurch, how
ever, desired to Invest this special
service with all the solemnity that
may be Infused I. Indicated by the
Forced Himself to Smile
Professor Took Exercises for Face
and In Consequence Thereof Be
came an Optimist.
. A professor In one of the eastern
colleges once told of a nervous break
down that be bad experienced some
time before.
"How did you get over it?" 1 asked,
according to a writer in tbe San Fran
cisco Bulletin.
He smiled. "1 went to several of
tbe nerve specialists." be said, "and I
didn't succeed In getting any help
Then by chance I heard of a woman
ot a physician, who had studied nerv
ous diseases for years and had been
very successful In treating them
Some friends persuaded me to go and
see her.
"She began by making me learn to
smile You see I had got down to
such depths that I couldn't smile It
seemed as If I had lost all power over
tbe muscles of my face They ha-l
becom set They not onljr expresned
s from all the J5KlT J e WZUWZW -
rJ k I ANSON DISCUSSES ONE PLAY CAPTAIN CONKLIN.
It trr ZS Anaiysea oy veteran. T rvV,
CSX. V VO i JT S -, val of continuous service at the Murphy and Davis on the bags was ViffcVp71 l y
fji-n T city on the Potomac thn real turning point of that struggle.
fact that the conduct of the service Is
largely In the bands of Cardinal Gib
buns, the bead of the Roman Catholic
church In America, and Archbishop
Falconio, the apostolic delegate to the
United States that I. the pope', per
sonal representative In this country.
While the Thanksgiving mass Is in
tended specially for Uncle Sam's offi
cial guests from south of the Rio
Grande, attendance Is by no means re
stricted lo the Latin-American envoys,
their secretaries and attaches and the
ladles of the households. As ou all
sucn occasion, the president oi tbe
United State, and bl. wife are Invited
to be present a. are likewise tbe sec
retary and assistant secretaries of
state, the officials of the Pan-Amer
lean union and others having to do
with official Intercourse between the
nation, of tbe three America. Other
diplomat, would always be made wel
come, too, and In tbl. connection I'
may be noted that Just now there la
uot s little speculation on the part of
neuple who watch such things as to
what will be the future attitude of
those In charge of the Thanksgiving
mass with reference to the representa
tive, of two European countries
Spain and Portugal might be said
to have an almost paternal Interest In
the Central and South American coun
tries the relationship la closer and
more cordial In many respect, than
that between the United States and
England. Upward of a score of the
republics, though they have long since
thrown off the yoke of Spain politi
cally, still speak her lunguage and are
essentially Spanish In sentiment and
sympathies. Similarly Brazil with her
Portuguese-speaking people Is yet
closely allied to Portugal In Idea, and
Ideals. Under the circumstance, there
fore. It would appear natural to al
ways Invite tbe Spanish and Portu
gese envoy, and the members of their
staffs to be present at any Pan-Amer
lean festival of good feeling. Hut In
view of the recent attitude of Spain
toward the Catholic church and the
policy of Portugal In the same line
since the establishment of the new re
public, it is something of a question
to Just what extent the Catholic pow
ers that be on tht. side of the Atlantic
will go In giving formal and official
recognition to the official, of the.
two powers
Two ambassadors the envoy, from
Mexico and Brazil with their respec
tive staffs, head the procession of In
vited foreign guests at the Thanksgiv
ing service, for. be It known, the am
bassadors being the personal repre
sentatives of rulers are of higher rank
and take precedence over ministers
who are merely thj; representatives of
governments Tbe present envoy, from
the depression that I felt but they
actunlly added to It
"1 obeyed Instructions. I went home
and for half an hour I .tood before
the mirror and I practiced smiling. At
tirst I had a hard time twisting my
mouth Into a smile In spite of my
self, the muscles would sag Then
saw that the muscles were actually
fighting against me I kept on trying.
Some Nervel
Not very many people In New York
know Ranaford D Bucknam. tne
Michigan boy rear admiral of tne
Turkish navy, but those wbo do say
he Is without fear.
lewis Nixon was telling a number
ot Uucknatu'B early exploits, wbun
bad translated the runaway kid woo
sought tbe berth of cublu boy on a
fcbooner on Lake Erie Into tbe bend
:jf the Turkish navy. "The last time
Hucknam was In New York." said
Nixon "be was out a bit lata. Psr-
Mexico and Brazil are both new
comers at our capital, although
Mr. de Gama of brazil was year
attached In a subordinate capacity
to the embassy of which be is
now tbe bead. His right band
man. Mr. R. Lima Silva, coun
selor of tbe embassy, Is, more
over, a particularly well-known
figure In Washington diplomatic
circles, having seen a long Inter
val of continuous service at tbe
city on the Poto.nac
A personage of invariable inter
est to spectator at tbe annual
Thanksgiving mass Is Senor
Calvo, the minister of Costa Rica,
who rank, all of the other min
ister, at Washington in seniority
of service, bavlng been continually
on duty at hi. country', "branch
office" bere since early In tn
year 1899 Senor Calvo bas s large
fuuiliy, most of tbe members of which
accompany him on such occasions and
not tbe least Interesting circum
stance In connection with this bouse
hold from Central America Is that al!
the members are musicians and in co
operation tbey present a full orches
tra, even to a harpist, one of the
daughter, being an accomplished per
former on this fascinating Instrument.
Another Pan-American envoy who
bas been a resident of this country
long enough to have formed an exten
sive circle of acquaintances Is Senor
Ignaclo Calderou. wbo has been sta
tioned at Washington for upward of
eight years He recently married for
the second time, taking as bl. bride
an American woman. Senor Herrarte.
the minister of Guatemala, and Sopor
MeJIa. tbe minister of Salvador, have
each been acting a. accredited agpnt
at Uncle Sam's .eat of government for
upward of half a decade, and other
prominent Pan-American, who art
conspicuous at the Thanksgiving mass
Include Senor Rojns of Venezuela and
Senor Joubert of the Dominican re
public A comparative newcomer who has
aroused much Interest by his own per
sonality, a. well a. because of the
country be represents, I. Senor Bell
sarlo Porrs.. the minister of Panama
a republic for which Uncle Sum Is
supposed to. In a way, stand sponsor
Just as be does for Cuba Senor Por
ras Is a great admirer of the American
people and of American Institutions.
Before coming to Washington he bad
proven himself a capable statesman
by his participation In the Hague con
ference of 1907 and hi. part In the la.t
Pan-American congress, "held at
Buenos Aires. Yet another distin
guished participant in the mars who
bas been a member of Uncle Sam's
"official foreign colony" for little more
than a year I. Senor Arlzaga of Ecua
dor. Sample of Animal Instinct
"When I was a barefoot hid." said
Mr Dustln Stax. "I bad to spend a
good deal of time minding the stock
on father's farm. I'll never forget tbe
day when father told me to take a
rope and bold a couple of bull calves.'
"What did tbey do!"
"Tbey scorched my bands with the
rope and turned around and stepped
on me."
"Unruly disposition?"
"No VVonderlul instinct They
recognized me at s gin nee as a small
stockholder " Wsshlngtou Star
and at tbe end of half an hour 1 suc
ceeded In making a pretty good Imi
tation of a smile. That exercise I
continued several days till I bad over
come the rigidity of those facial mus
cles and learned to control them. Aft
er a time I found I could smile almost
at will. When I began to be depressed
I would smile. At tbe same time I
would resist the depressing thoughts
Tbe combination of the resisting and
the smiling would save me from fall
Ing into depression "
bups it was three o'clock In tbe morn
ing when he marched down Twenty
elgbtb street to hi. ootel. No police
were in sight. A large blgbway per
son, gun tn band, stepped out ot a
dark corner. 'Hands up!' he roared.
"Bucknam came to a dead stop, and
asked tbe robber to repeal bis request
Tbe ruffian bawled a bullying com
mand at hlra. 'Stick them bands up
or I'll blow your bead off!' he howled.
Nonsense,' suld Bucknam. 'You don t
know who I am Here Is my card.'
And be walkod on, whistling."
Capt. Adrian C. Anson, writing for
the Chicago Daily News, comments
on the one play, If any one could be
chosen, which was tbe deciding one
In a baseball game. Capt Larry
Doyle's failure to attempt the easy
double play he had in sight In tbe
fourth Inning of tbe final world s se
ries ball game. and bis late tbrow
home that let Baker score and kept
Murphy and Davis on tbe bags was
thn real turning point of that struggle.
In this Inning Baker led off with a
single On the hit and run Murpby
pasted a long liner to tbe left held
fence, Baker taking third, but De
vore's fast fielding held Murphy at
first. Davis hit an ea.sy grounder Into
Doyle's bands and the latter, wltb an
ensy double play In sight, hesitated a
moment and then threw home, but
too late to catch Baker. Murphy
took tecond on the throw to the plate,
while Davis was safe at tirst. If
Doyle bad tried tor a double play be
could have wiped both Murphy and
Davis off the bags. Then Barry would
would have had no occasion to bunt,
and more than likely would have been
an easy out. This would have kept
Ames in tbe game, tnd, though tbe
Athletics most probably would have
won out, tbe final score would hardly
have been tbe crushing total of VI to i.
At that stage of tho game, so early
In the action, It would have been good
policy. In Anson's opinion, to bave
let that one run In and muke sure or
getting both tbe other Late runners.
All Doyle had to do was to throw
the ball to first and g"t Davis, then
run down Murpby between tbe bugs.
CARLISLE HAS STAR ATHLETE
James thoroe, Who Halls From Ok
lahoma, Shines on Track, Base
ball and Football Teams,
Tbe 1911 football Beacon has
brought Into the llnicllKht at Carlisle
a young Indian student who prom
ises to become one of the greatest
ntlilctes his race ever has known,
lie Is James Thorpe, who came here
from Oklahoma. In 19U8. with no
knowledge of athletics.
Thorpe Is a baseball pitcher of
great talent and also covers any of
the sacks or outfield well. He can
put the sixteen pound shot 411 feet,
and broad Jumps 22 feet 10 Inches,
lie enn run 100 yards In 10 seconds,
high Jump 6 feet and do the high
hurdles in 15 4-5 seconds. Moreover,
he Is a star basket ball player, a good
rifle shot, and an expert at lacrosse,
tennis, handball and hockey. As foot
ball half-buck, he is probubly seen at
his best.
Thorne, who Is only twenty-two
years old. Is six feet tall and weighs
about ITS pounds. He gave ' little
promise of his wonderful talents until
his second year, when In a duul meet
against Syracuse university he won
the high Jump, the shot put, the high
and low hurdles and took second place
In the hammer throw.
ts winter bere? Have a basketball
score!
Echoes of tbe world's series ars
growing fainter.
Is the thumb tame from the first
season bowling?
Matt Wells doesn't find American
climate salubrious.
Apparently autumn automobile runs
are ttood for the cars.
Whlcb is harder, for a fighter to
bring out a manager or a manager to
bring out a flgbt?
Women golfers as usual beat the
men to tbelr election of officers by
cbout two months.
Clark Griffith's return to the Amer
ican league seems to be welcomed by
the powers that be.
Take Ty Cobb and Hughle Jennings
out of Detroit and It would be a pleas
ant summer resort.
One football player broke en ankle
while catching punts In practice be
fore .the game started. What a brutal
game! football 1st
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HARVESTER BE SOLD ABROAD
Champion Trotting Stallion May Be
Disposed of by Estate of Late
August Ulhlein.
The death of August Ulhlein of Mil
waukee In Germany recently may
change the current of event. In the
career of The Harvester (2:011. the
world's champion trotting stallion
Ulhlein was the owner of The Harves
ter. When alive the Wisconsin breeder
refused many big offers for the stal
lion, saving he would not sell him for
any price, but since Uihleln's death
ninny rich men in Europe have been
trying to purchase The Harvester,
nnd It Is possible that the Ulhlein es
tate will accept an offer.
Ulhlein had for many years been
breeding trotting horses on a large
sca'e. but while he owned many stal
lions und mares of rich lineage be
never owned a great performer or
grcnt sire until he bought The Har
vester and turned him over to' Ed
Geerg to develop. v
For several yenrs It had been the
custom of Ulhlein to send a lot of
undeveloped young horses to the
sales ring, and from the vnrlou. con
signments to those event, one came
that by aklng a record of 2 : 05 Vfe
this year gave his breeder the first
and only 2:10 trotter he ever bred.
This was the gelding Don Labor, by
Labor Day. that raced so well this
season.
Ulhlein. after The Harvester show
ed championship form, decided to sell
a large part of his other horses, re
serving a small band He regarded
the champion stallion as a horse be
yond price, and when asked last fall
If he would take $50,000 for him re
plied that he would not accept an of
fer of $1,000,000 for him.
"Pop" Geers has The Harvester In
the string that he will race at Dallas.
Texas, and at Phoenix. Ariz., this
winter At Phoenix. If the stallion Is
In good shape, and provided the horse
Is not sold, Geers will send him to
smash his record.
New 24-Pound Shot Record.
One world's record was smashed
at the full athletic handicap games of
the Iiiah-Amerlcun Club of New York.
which were held at Celtic Park recent
ly. Pat McDonald of the Celtic Park
organization, who Is the national 16
pound hummer champion, tossed the
24 pound shot 38 feet 1011-16 Inches,
which Is 8 11-16 Inches further than
tho old mark, held by Ralph Robc the
giant weight thrower of the Olympic
A. C. of Sun Franisco.
Old Chicago Player Dies.
Marshall Ney King, one of the first
Btars of the Natloual 'eague In the
days of Its Infancy, died at Troy. N
Y.. recently, aged 62. King was fam
ous c a hitter and c?uter fielder. His
first engagement wis with tbe Chi
cago Nationals In 1871.
ma
Football Player Seldom
Gets
Credit for Play.
Chances for Rest Scientific Work
Nearly ss Great on Gridiron as on
Diamond, but Spectators Da
Not . See It.
There Is an "inside" football Just
well as "Inside" baseball, lbs
great difference Is that there Is so
much more Inside football "that not
only does the average Beetator miss
It, but the players and coaches them
selves see little of It. At present it
seems that the possibilities of "In
side" football are unlimited.
Every player on a team has chance,
to pull off Inside work, but the posi
tion which most needs the ability to
grasp a situation and grapple with It
in a now way Is that of quarter back.
Around the little men who call the
signals for the big elevens open a
thousand possibilities for Inside play,
and many are le quarter backs who
do not take advantage of their oppor
tunities That is why the "heady"
quarter backs, that Is, those who can
run a team on the field as well as the
coach on tne side line could direct
It, may be counted ou tbe lingers of
one hand.
The quarter back must keep In
mind the . number of downs, the dis
tance to be gained, the position on tbe
field, the length of time that retnulns
to be played, the Individual and col
lective strength of his own men. and
the Individual and collective strength
and weakness of his opponents, the
pecullatitlf's of the officials, nnd the
number and kind of plays at his dls
posol. All of these things must be
considered in a slng'e Instant nnd de
cision given sometimes In a fraction
of a second, frequently while rising
from the ground or struggling to be
disengaged from the mass, and fre
quently when suffering from painful
Injuries. And yet they Bay It re
quires no brains to play football.
A football player seldom gets cred
it for "Inside" work for the reason
that the grandstand does not recog
nize It
Just a few instances: Under the
new rules It Is sometimes more ad
visable for a member of a tenm on
the" defense to drop a forward . .s
which he has caught than to hold It.
This Is on the occasion of a forward
paBS on a third down A defensive
halfback tins a chance to catch the
ball, but sees that he would be down
ed without carrying the ball back to
the line where It started In tht
case, the right play Is to touch the
ball and let It drop to the ground so
that the hall will then be brought
back to the place where It started
and given to his side. To the grand
stand this play properly executed
would be hissed by the unthinking.
Again, a quarter back In the safety
position Is standing almost on his
own goal line. The ball Is kicked to
him He can't make an ensy catch,
but the heady man In this case will
usually allow the ball to fly or bounce
across the goal line. The defending
side Is then allowed to take the ball
out to the twenty-five yard line and
put It In play. If he elects to catch
It he will probably be downed before
reaching that line. Yet quarterbacks
have been called dubs nnd poor
catches by the grandstand for this
piny. The same procedure should be
used where a high kick-off Is kicked
so as to pass or bounce over the goal
line Immediately, especially where
the ends coming down under the kick
are fast N
The heady backflelder of these days
runs outside and continues parallel
to the goal line for a few paces, In
order to. tempt some unwary man nn
the other team to tnckle him and se
cure a renalty ngalist the tackier
A thousand .possibilities are onen
to tbe student of the game for Inside
work Running with tbe ball,, catch
ing, pnsslng. kicking each has a doz
en little tricks which spell defeat or
victory If taken advantage of or neg
lected at the psychological moment
"CY" DAVIS.
Right-End Player on Indians Unl
verslty Football Team.
Famous Yacht Is Moved.
The fumous old yacht America, win-
rer of the royal yacht squadron cup
at Cowes, August 22, 1851. now called
the America's cup, Is to be moved
nnn from her moorlngs at Chelsea
bridge, Boston. She probubly will be
placed in commission again , oy u
owner, Representative Butler Ames,
ernndson of Gen. Benjamin F. butler.
who bought her after the civil W
and raced her. ,
Glents to Train at Marlln.
The New York Nationals will train
at Marlln Springs. Texas, next year,
reporting there Inte In February Ths
voui Vnrk Americans will do then
spring practicing at Atlanta, Oa be
ginnlna March 1.
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mail, absolutely free.
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Jefferson streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
REMEMBER
for Coughs S Colds
MAKES RATHER A BAD START
No Doubt Boy Meant Well, but Hit
Initial Efforts at Keeping s Diary
Are Impressive.
This Is my first dlry ao dont mind
tho spellln. I wtis'nt poin to rllit it
till a little while longer, only, thU
morning was rainy and my ma il,
"William, why don't you begin your
dlry, this will be a good day to Iim
gin, and it will keep you out of mis
cblf?" I sed alright, so I wont up
stalrs'and got my big brother John's
stamp album and begun pulllut; out
the stnmps bo's I could rlnlit. .Inhn
says hlB stamps are worth a lot of
money but I don't believe It cause
when he wanted to buy a football the
other day why didn't he noil cm and
get the money. Anyhow I don't want
him to calch me ns I have started
righting In It. The first thing In a dirj
is the date so I will now rlht it.
' October 26, 1911 When I boCTn
this dlry I forgot to tell you tlmt 1
borrowed my sisters pink halr-rlbbos
to bold the leaves togi'tlinr morn,
and, when big brother John cams
home I heard him yell awful when hi
rouldnt find his album bo I ran up
stairs to the attic behind a big trunk,
where he cant find me. I Just now
heard my sister come In ami Im to
scared I darst not go down stairs now
and Jm afraid to right anymore bo I'll
have to creep In the trunk nnd stay
till be goes. I'll contlnu my dlry to
morrer. Newark (N. J.) Star.
Well Disposed.
A well-known expert In cooklni? fn
eountered trouble In a suburban com
munity the other afternoon when be
prepared to lecture to the Mothers'
club. Her subject was "How to Cook."
She began by telling how murh a man
appreciates good cooking, and thrn
she proposed to give various recipes
Among the first was one for cold
slaw. "To have this best." becan the
lecturer, "take a good-hearted cab
bage and"
At this point a young matron Inter
rupted. She was ea?er to get all the
information possible. "Tell tne.
please," she spoke up, "how l one to
know the disposition of a cabluKi'?"
Philadelphia Times.
Revised Version.
Representative Henry of Texas, in
an eloquent ami winy nuu n ....
ternatlonal marriages, said the otner
day In Waco:
"The Honorable Maude l.an.ii.n.
the HttUj daughter of the earl of l.ac-
lands and a Chicago pork queen.
once asked her mother:
"Mamma, bow long docs a ln'iny
moon last?'
"Lady Laclands with a hitter tunn
made answer: ,
11 'Tho hnnpvmonn may he
last, my dear, until your husband be
gins to pester you for money.
Adam Beds on Pittsburg.
Pittsburg patriots twisted their
faces awry at a Smoketown pun
Ilvered by former Cuiigreesnistn
of Minnesota. .
Bade put It over In tne ci... "
sparkling speech at a chamber or
commerce banquet. ,
After telling how dearly helnv.'i
old Pittsburg and her fine old l"
pie, her rich people und ner uu.--.
aid: ...... r
I like Pittsburg because " ' y
get tired of tbe town I can a-H "
Of."
It Is only those
who live on M
ground who complain that the worw
U overcrowded.
Wisdom, line flowers, requite cul
ture. Ballon.
A BRAIN WORKER.
Have the Kind of Food That
Nourishes Brain.
Must
"I am a literary man whose nervous
energy U a great part of n.y .uk
trade and ordinarily I have U t e P
Lnce with breakfast food, and J
extravagant claims made of thorn uu
I cannot withhold my f.l
nient of the debt that I owe i
Nuts food. ,u,'iib very
-I discovered long ago that . m J
bulklnessof the ordinary dtat a.
calculated to give one a c ear
the power ot sustained. ur" "'
,ngPI always felt heavy an
in mind as well as body a ta
tne ordinary meal, which dlverit
blood from the brala to the digests
apparatus, jiBiion hut
"I tried foods easy of dlaes Ion.
found them usually deficient lr nuw
Lnt. I experimented with man caK
fast foods and they, too, 1 ro ved
satisfactory, till I reached Or J K
And then the problem was solved.
"Grape-Nuts agreed
f.Alu frnm
tbe DeginnniB, --- ,
icmj -- tlm nui"-
my hunger and iuppu ared
ment that so many
foods lack. lonJ
1 had not' been ttfnT L 0ul
before I found that 1 tra turnM
an unusual quantity and "a"3trat
work. Continued use has 6 emons
ed to my entire a8ffhe'10" B1 nt.
Grape-Nuta food contains
needed by the brain ""J
tern of the hard working puW
ter." Name given by Postum Co..
tie Creek, Mich. . ,t
There's a reason. ,0,fl
plHld In the little book. The
t0 yellvllle," in pkgs. A
... ...aiu. true, "
(rent.