FULTON COUNTY NEWS Published Every Thursday. B. W. mi, Editor, and Proprietor. McCONNELLSBURG. PA. NOVEMBER 16, 1911 Published Weekly. 51.00 per Annum in Advance. ADVSHTISISQ BATH. Per squire At 8 lines S timet II M. Per square each autMequent lnaertlon.... P0. All .dvertlaetnenta I Queried for leas than tree montua charged by tne.qusre. 8 mot. 6 moii. I y r One-fourth column SIR.OO. 1 12000 1 130.00 Oae-hulf column iili.no. I 40.00 60.00 ne Column 40.00. 1 66.00. 76.00 Church Notices. Announcements lor Sunday, Nov. 26, 1911. Hcstontown, M. E. Charge. L. W. McGarvey, Pastor. Falrvlew Sunday school 9:30. Preaching, 10:30. Center Sunday school 1:30. Preaching 2:30. Hustontown Sunday school 9:30. Epworth League, 6:00 Preaching 7:0. Prayer meeting Thursday 7:30. p. m. The Fourth Quarterly Conference will be held at Hustontown, Saturday, December 9th, after preaching ser vice In the evening. Hustontown, U. B. Charge, E. H. Swank, pastor. Hustontown Preaching 10:30 a. ni. Bethel-Preaching 2:30. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County. j 88 Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of P. J. Cheney & Co., do ing ousiness in the City of Toledo County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of One Hundred Dollars fcr each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney. Sworn to before me and sub scribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. " A. W. Gleason (heal.) Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in tern ally, and acts directly on the blood aud. mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. S')ld by all Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle. Take Hall's Family Pills for con stipation. School Reports. Report of Locust Grove School for the second month ending November 14th, 1911. Number of pupils enrolled during the month. Male 10; Female 7; Percent of attendance during tho month, Male 91; Female 95. Number who attended every day during month: Male 2. Fe male 3. Those who attended every day during month, Carl Mills, Ellis Plessinjrer, Mary Plessinger, Marie McKee, and Rintna DiehL Chester Spade, Teacher. OakGroveSchool, secondmonth ending Nov. 15, 1911. Number on roll 24; average attendance for month 20; per cent of attendance, 94. Those who attended every day during month: Opal Pleas luger, Reta Layton, Bessie Miller Belle Mellott, Roy Plessinger, Uexie Dingley. Quinter Eusley, Earl Morgret, Raymond Morris, Guy Morris, Steward Miller and Marshall Lay trn. Ella F. Barton teacher. 'J You want the oil inatgivcaa, juif, wiuiv name never nickers no soot no odor. Triple refined from Pennsylvania Crude Oil, Family Favorite NO FUCKER Lamp i Oil i is the best ever made. Costa little more than b inferior grades. Jj Your dealer has it I BRIGHT Sm0YUCHT in original barrels direct from refineries. wavialy ea WORKS CO. prnuuRa, pa. Aleo makers ofWavtflp special auio uii ana Waverly Oaaollnea. rnrr wo Pm Bonk fftbC telle all about oil. wumM BANNER 8 A LVE Local Institute. The fourth educational meetrng of Ayr township was held at Cito, r riday evening, November 11th. The meeting was called to order by the teacher, Miss John ston. Six teachers of the town ship were pi9sent; also, Miss Mason of Todd and Prof. Thomas of McConnellsburg. Questions discussed were: 1. How do you teach primary pupils to read and write? 2. Lan guage; How taught, especially to beginners? 3. Discipline in school and on play-ground. The program was interspersed by some well rendered songs and recitations by tne school. The next meeting will be held at the corner, November 24th. Maude Rinedollar; Secretary, The first local institute of Wells township was held at New Grenada, November 3rd. The meeting was called to order by the teacher Robert Alexander, The following questions were well discussed: 1. Primary Arith me tic 2. Discipline. 3 Cooper ition. Teachers present were II. O. Wlble, Helen Watkins, Roy Cutchall, Ray Hess. Hunt ingdon county; Russel Gracey Ruth Strait, Ward Berkstresser, Robert Alexander, Eleanor Sipe, Roy Shafer and Roy Foreman, of this county. Mr. Thomas Ramsey, President of the School Board was also present. Joan Morton, Secretary. A very interesting and profita ble institute was held at Sum mer's School, last Fricay evening The meeting was called to order by the teacher. John W. Kelso, who appointed A. D. Peightel, chairman. The' following topics were thoroughly discussed aud several good points were made: 1. Self reliance value of and how culti vated? 2. The daily program. 3. The value of an education. The following teachers were present: Zoe Mason, Sophia Hohman, Blanche O. Peck, Amos Peightel, Emory Thomas, John Kelso, and ex teachers, Lillian Fleming and Rhoda Kendall. Some very entertaininghterary work was rendered by the achool in a manner that was highly creditable to both teacher and pupils. The meeting adjourned to meet at McGovern's school, Friday evening, December 1st. Every progressive teacher should attend every one of these meetings possible, as no teacher has reached such a degree of proficiency that be cannot be aided thereby. Blanche O. Peck, Secretary. A Father'! Vengeance would have fallen on any one who attacked the son of Peter Bondy, )f South Rockwood, Mich., but he was powerless before attacks of Kidney trouble. "Doctors could not help him," be wrote, "so at iast we gave him Electric Bitters and he improved wonder fully from taking six bottles. Its the best Kidney medicine I ever saw." Backache, Tired feeling, Nervousness, Loss of Appetite, warn of Kidney trouble that may end In dropsy, diabetes or Bright'8 disease. Beware: Take Electric Bitters and be safe. Every bottle guaranteed. 50c at Trout's drug store. Beware of Wormy Chestnuts. There has been an unusually large chestnut crop in most sec tions of this state this year, and rpcpHy there hrn bepr- n rn'or number xf diphtheria cases than usual iu many localities. A Holidaysburg physician attrib utes this prevalence of diph theria to the chestnut crop. Qe asserts that chestnuts, and par ticularly spoiled or wormy ones, contain the germs of bacteria, which produce diphtheria. "This," said the doctor, "sounds old fogyisn, but the observation of half a million physicians will bear out my statements. I am glad that the pure lood people have begun a crusade on wormy chestnuts, not only because one dislikes to purchase bad chest nuts, but it will be a big step to ward stamping out the dreaded diphtheria." KEELEY GORE Thfcrethathbiicofitln!ioulrtuc- 1 CMHfiil fur more than W yeare i worth In- I vmtiirntiiig. For tlieilnm or drink habit. WriU ieraarnrelan.rinlv Krrlrr Intllutr In I U'i-irn I'rmin 474 Fifta Aw., Pm.terrV tm. 9 Give Them a Chance. At this season of the year with winter approaching and the holi-1 day season not tar off, the ques-' lion of buying winter clothing d o and Cnnstmas presents is upper most in many minds. Can 1 buy what I want in my home commu nity or must I send away for it? The merchants of the small towns are handicapped in their efforts to keep up a good line of stock, because the very persons, who should buy at home, send away nd, without knowing any better, pay oftentimes a larger amount for an inferior article. Surely, we are not interested in the growth of our own town, if we encourage buying out of town. You earn your money at home and loyalty to your home com mumty asks you to spend all here you can to supply your wants. Not a business man in town but is willing to get what you want, if you will only give him an op portunity. He can please you better and at less expense than you can get it away. City Department stores are maintained at an enormous ex pense, their daily advertising bills are incomparable to thehome merchant's bills in a weekly pa per. They pay more for each clerk and must of necessity charge more or give you an in ferior article. Read carefully the advertise ments of our merchants in your home newspapers. The fact that they spend money to tell you what they have and to tell you the price of their goods, is an evidence that they want your pa tronage. Then, common sense will tell you that they must treat you right or they could not hold your trade, and without custo mers they would have to go out of business. We sometimes hear it said that our home merchants do not have the quantity of goods from which to select; or they do not have the quality you wish; or that they do not have the very latest styles. Now, that will not do. There is not a merchant in McConnells burg, or in Fulton County for that matter, that will not order for you anything you want from a ten dollar suit tj one that costs a thousand, and let you see it and be satisfied with it before you need pay a cent, and at price that will be as low as you can get it anywhere else. Give them a chance. " A CASE OF BACKSLIDE. Horse a Kicker A Football Incident and He was Never Seen Again. "Yes, I'm down on football as a game," said the old farmer, "but I'm not wishing the players any harm. They are all good fellers as far as 1 know." "But why do you object to the gams Itself?" was asked. "Wall, you see, I wanted a boss three or four years ago. I found a feller In the city who had Jest what I wanted, but he was an honest man and he told me the hoaa was a kick er. I believed I could cure him of that, and I made the dicker and took him home. He kicked a few boards off the stable and then quit, and for three long years he was like a lamb. You couldn't get him to kick if you pricked his hind legs with a pitch-fork." "So it was a good Investment?" "A bully one, till one fall I drove Into town with 'taters, or started to. I bad to pass a field where there was a game of football going on. As soon as he heard the yelling up went the old hose's head. A little nearer and he began to prance and snort Jest Las we got along the ball was given a high kick and that was the lant or me and the wagon and the 'taters.1 "How do you mean?" "Why, that was a football hoss. He went to running and kicking. Oh, Gosh, how he did run! Great Scotts, how he did kick. He kicked me off the wagon he kicked the wagon to pieces be kicked himself out of the harness he kicked the 'taters all over the county, and then he kicked himself out of sight, and I've never aeon him since." Joe Kerr. Destructive Theology. At a chapel In Yorkshire the pul pit was occupied one Sabbath morn ing by a minister from a neighbor ing town. A few days later the preacher received a copy of the local weekly-P&Per, and his attention was drawn to the following Item: "The Rer. supplied the pulpit at the Congregational church last Sunday, and the church will now be closed three weeks for repairs." London News. Common LM. "Why does Plpps look so bad?" "He says his life has been a series of disappointments." "Indeed?" "Yes. At a very early age he cried for the moon, and he's been wanting something he couldn't get ever since." Birmingham Age-Her-aid. The Alternative. Casey Next time 01 pass wld a lady, Mulligan, ye'll take aft yer hat Mulligan An' suppose 01 refuse? Casey Then, be hlvlns, ye'll take alt yer coat I Boston Transcript, RILEY WAS FEELING OLD. "T Warren Q. 8ayer Felt Older After the Meeting, James Whitcomb Riley was going J the steps of the statehousein In- jlinnn ns1 1 a Ana (lav urttan no fnnf nlfl dlanapolls one day when he' met his friend, Warren Q. Sayre. The two had been close friends for years. "Good morning, Mr. Riley," said Bayre in greeting. "Why, hello Warren," Mr. Riley re plied. "How are you?" "Never felt better In my life. You are looking well." "I don't know," said the poet. "I sometimes feel the weight of years, for, you know, I am getting old." "Nonsense! nonsense!" Mr. Sayre remarked with emphasis. "You don't look old. In fact, you don't look a bit older than when I first saw you." "Perhaps that is true, but I feel age coming on. I was Just thinking, as I came up these steps, about old Methuselah. I imagine I could see him driving along the road in his big wagon. He met an old friend who was sitting on a rail fence at the side of the road. 'Why, hello, Thuse!' says the friend. 'How are you?" "Oh, pretty fair for an old man,' said the patriarch. 'But I am getting along In years.' "'Oh, .bosh, 'Thuse! You don't look old. How old are you. Thuse, anyway? "'I'm nine hundred and sixty nine,' he answered. "'Well, well, 1 never should er thought It!' said the friend. 'Why, Thuse, you don't look a day over nine hundred and sixty-eight!'" Harper's Magaxlne. His Capacity. Ross Slack, scribe of the Sons of Temperance, said In the course of a brilllaut temperance address in Tren ton : "The trouble with drinking Is that a man may so easily become a heavy drinker without realizing it. There's a lot ct truth, you know, In the story about the bricklayer. "A college settlement lady once accosted a gang of bricklayers as they lunched. "'Tell, my men, she said. Ms it true that you bricklayers drink a great deal of beer?' "The bricklayers looked at one another as they sat on the sidewalk, with their backs against a house wall, and pails and kettles between their legs. Finally one of them spoke up and said: "'I don't know as I can answer that question, madam. You see, it all, depends. Some days one of us brick layers'll drink anywhere from thirty five to forty beers, while, on the other hand, some days we'll drink quite a lot' "Washington Star. One en Cleveland. When G rover Cleveland was prac ticing law at Buffalo, among his as sociates was a young lawyer who, though a bright fellow, was rather Inclined to laziness. He was for ever bothering Cleveland about points of law rather than look them up him self. At last Cleveland became tired of it, and the next time the young man sauntered In, Cleveland, knew what he wanted, and, getting up, pointed to his bookcase and said: "There are my books. You are welcome to them. You can read up your own case." The fellow was caught, but he rose to the occasion. "See here, Orover Cleveland," he said. "I want you to understand I don't read law. I practice entirely by ear, and you and your books can go to thunder." Didn't Like Course Dinners. A colored woman, native of the 0M.k linj knnn wmlrlir fn. A flat. dwelling family of moderate means In the East End, but resigned recent ; ly to accept a place bringing higher j wages with a wealthy family who j live In a large house on Euclid Heights and have their dinner served In courses every night Just as if there was company, says the Cleve land Plain Dealer. This colored woman had been brought up to put everything on the table at once, with the exception possibly of the dessert, and did not I take kindly to the course system. I A few days ago her former mis tress met her on the street and In quired how she liked her new place. I "Oh, not ve'y'well," she replied. "I don't like this hyah way of su'vln things in cou'ses. The's too much ahlftln' o' the dishes fo' the fewness o' the rlttles." Savannah News. Unhappy Monsters. A woman passenger on a transat lantic liner bothered the officers and captain unceasingly about whales. A hundred times a day she asked to be called If one was sighted. "But, madam," expostulated the captain, finally, "why are you so anxious about this whale question?" "Because," she replied, "all my life I've wanted to see a whale blub ber." Success Magazine. ENGLISH JOKE. The Londoner Uah Jove! Yes, over in our country the upper classes are much attached to a fish called the sole. Blooming fine fish, too. The American How funnyi That bounds like a shoemaker's report The Londoner What, my dear man? The" American Why, the uppers are attaalied to the sole. Philadel phia Bulfctln. O Kathleen's Reward Part and parcel of Kathleen How ard's love for all humankind was a belief In Its goodness. Regardless of disastrous results, her experiences with sundry women and men left upon her consciousness only an as surance that their ultimate Intention had been fair enough. That girl friends borrowed her prettiest clothes and returned them ripped and soiled was no proof of their meanness. Kath leen accepted the care oi little Billy Rlndge for an afternoon or of Baby Upton for a day, and bore with sweet ness and patlonce the responsibilities they incurred, with the thought or how much worse it must be for their mothers to have said responsibilities Indefinitely. One afternoon, about 5, Kathleen was pouring tea for Billy Rlndge's mother. Mrs. Rlndge was Just back from town and her arms ached with the weight of her shopping, and her feet ached with the beat and too much walking, and her head ached. More than all, her heart surged and filled and bubbled over with bitter ness at the sight of Billy's best white 'pique suit, over which swept In grace ful lines a perfect wonder of green and red paint. Billy had escaped Kath leen and everybody else Interested, and Invaded a painter's equipment In Kathleen's kitchen while the painter had bis lunch out of doors under the trees. The trees were green, so rea soned Billy, and why not he? The roses were red, and so, with eq'tal reasonableness, why not he? This was what Kathleen bad made out ot his answers to her remonstrances. "You have no Idea, Kathleen," Mrs. Rlndge was saying, "what a care that child Is. If I should have another one I think I should die. That suit Is ruined, utterly, hopelessly ruined. Of course, I don't blame you, you mustn't think that, but really, isn't It enough to break anybody's heart to look at that suit?" "I don't see how it could have been helped, Amy," Kathleen answered patiently. "Billy seems to know what he must do and what he can't do, and promises so sweetly and looks such a dear when be asks you things, that you don't know how to refuse him, and then, suddenly, the world top ples over your head and you emerge to see Billy In some wretched plight But you must love him so, Amy! Think what a baby girl would be like if she and Billy's curls and Billy's eyes" "And Billy's love of mischief and Billy's guile and Billy's paint that won't come off," Interrupted his mother. "Now we will go home, K 'th- leen, though I do hate to leave here, everything Is so cool and restful." But they did go at last and Kath leen watched them turn toward home with relief in her heart Suddenly Bhe bethought hor of something and rushed madly out of the bouse after them. "Oh, Amy!" she shrieked after the rapidly retreating figures, "did you get that ribbon for me and the lace at Mark's?" "I'm so sorry forgot It until didn't have any time left" came back the disjointed sentences, and Kathleen's courage failed her. Her dress for to-morrow night's dance was a dream, but it had no sash and she simply could not wear It unless she had some lace to finish the neck and sleeveB. A man on horseback met her be fore she reached her gateway. Ho noted her dejection. Maybe he thought she would accept a little cheering. Anyway, he stopped his horse and dropped at Kathleen's side In time to be asked within for a cup of tea and a cake. It was very cheerful In Kath leen's den. There were Just a few chairs that were made to sit In and a broad, low couch and a fireplace. Before the fireplace Kathleen's favor ite rug gave light td the otherwise dusky Interior, a prayer rug, all am ber and ruby and summer-sea blue. Dropping upon It and resting . "-er head against a pile of pillows, Kath leen related her experiences for that one day. "And she borrowed my pearl brooch to fasten her collar because she came away In such a hurry that she forgot to put one on, and now she has gone home and forgotten to give It to me," Kathleen ended. She looked tired and hurt "Treated you pretty roughly, didn't she?" sympathized the man who un derstood. Somehow his hand found a resting place on Kathleen's shoulder; some how his voice found an extra tender note. "I don't know, but It may be my own vanity that's hurt," Kathleen said after a moment "I wanted to look my best to-morrow night as If clothes made the girl, and as if anybody would care more for me in a pink dress than be they would In a blue one." She flushed at the little slip she bad made. Richard Prouty took Immediate ad vantage. He had courted the coy young woman all summer, afraid to speak although Impatient at delay. He told of his love and his loneliness In hurried words and, Inspired by his own impetuosity, dropped his arm to the waist of the unresisting Kathleen and kissed her. Kathleen pouted conquettishly be cause of the slip she bad made but tired and disappointed, put her head upon his shoulder and said: "Dick, you were a goose not to see that 1 loved you all the time." MARTHA PROUTY. On the Car. A gentleman who was seated be hind a negro in a Main street car in Memphis vouches for this story: All the seats were taken when a neatly dressed young negress, evi dently a lady's maid, entered the oar. The negro rose with a polite bow and offered her his seat "I hate to deprive you, suh," she aid as she took it "Doan mention it, miss," replied the swarthy Chesterfield; "It ain't no dopravlty." St Louis Republic. jsuooBooooooooo: ;::::::;::o::;i:x I A Strong Foundation s : There is no question as to the safety of your money if deposited with the FULTON COUNTY BANK 8 . Our conservative and business like Q methods are known to all. Consider- H ate treatment is assured all deposi- tors. Start an account with us to-day (3 and protect the wife and children. 5 We Pay 3 Per Cent. on time deyosits if left six months. Trimmed Distinctive Autumn and Winter Hats for Women, Misses and Children. We demonstrate this most emphatically in our display. The prettiest hats to be seen in Fulton County are here in profus ion. The very newest creations from the leading French Milliners. The "Just Out" Things from New ork, and a lot of chic, smart and stylish conceits from our own workroom. NOT HARD TO PICK OUT A HAT HERE We take great pleasure in showing these goods. COME EARLY. When once you see, you will be sure to buy. ANNA B. FREY. TWO CARLOADS. C Two Carloads of Buggies at one time, seems pretty strong, fur a Fulton county dealer, but that Is just what W. R EVANS, Hustontown, Pa., has Just received. In this lot are 6 different grades and styles, of Bugglos and Runabouts including the Mlfllln burg. He has on hand a large stock of Hand Made Buggy Harness. The Prices? Don't mention It. If the prices were not be low the lowest, he would not be selling by the carload. EDectiroc Succeed when everything else fails. In nervous prostration and female weaknesses they are the supreme remedy, as thousands have testified. 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