m. MAM'S jg)LOUIS JOSEPH VANCE lUUSTRAXIONS SYNOPSIS. rmrrctt Cnast. a younir man of Nw York t'lty, inouH Itouglui Win kutock. who Invites film to a card parly. Me arcrpt, allhouKl) he diallkos l)lai kto k. tlie rca im liflng Cliat both art In love with Kslli rln Thaxter. CHAPTER I. (Continued.) He felt ber eyes upon him, seriously sweet and questioning;, end frowned slightly, wishing be bad held his ton gue, though aware that be could Dot have, caring the way he did. "Why not tell nie? I'm waiting, Garrett." "Well. , . ." It was difficult: an Impertinence; Incredible, besides. Hut now that he bad committed himself, he stiffened a resolve and plunged. "It was said that your engagement to this man Blackstock would be announced before long." That out bluntly, he' caught n long lirrath and. divided between fear and faith, sat watching her. The seconds of her silence spun for lilin tin hour of anguish. "Katherlne . . ." She turned. "Yes?" "Have you nothing to say?" be asked Involuntarily, and at once re gretted It. "What do you wUb me to say?" Her tone was dull, as If she spoke me chanically, with a mind detached. "Either affirm or deny. You owe me that, at least." . "Do I?" She seemed surprised. "But what," she pursued, rousing, "does this man Bluckstock' " "You know I don't like blm, Kath erlne. I can't." "nut I can and do, Garrett." There was simplicity In that, almost confessional. Ilia fears assailed him mure Imperiously. "Then It's true? Don't tell me that!" "What does Mr. Illackstock say?" "I haven't Interviewed blm, of course. I seemed too absurd" "Why?" The only report be had at command was pitifully Inadequate: "liecause I love you." "Is that any reason why Mr. Rlack stock thouid not?" "There are reasons why you shouldn't let your name be coupled with his." "And they are?" Sho put It crisply. Ills heart sank, foreseeing defeat, lie veered at a tangent, evasive. "You haven't an swered me. Is there any truth lu this rumor?" "Not yet" "You mean It may be true later?" "It's possible." she affirmed quietly. "Mr. Illackstock has asked me to marry him; be hasn't as yet had my answer." "Katherlne! . . . You can't real ly care for him?" "I'm trying to be sure, Garrett, be fore I tell him so or you." "Hut but you mustn't! . . . The thing's Impossible. . . . You" "You'll tell me why?" Her composure wag sobering. He cot himself more In hand: she was not to be moved by storming, be knew i Reason, logic, an appeal to ber Intelligence: she would require these of him. Yet when put to it be could not bring himself to tell what he knew of the man by hearsay, If very cred ibly. Personal defects, lack of breed tng. and the like were all unstable ob jections. ... In the end (be best he could do, since some sort of an an swer was essential, was to frame a halting, Inconclusive: "He's not the tort " She misinterpreted his confusion. "I know what you're thinking: that he's not a spoke In our particular so cial wheel; an outsider. Must I con demn him for that? Are there no right men, Garrett, but yourself and others of our 'Bet?' I know be has his lacks; I fancy you'd call him crude, If you were candid with me. Hut men of bis genius, big upbringing . . Not , that I concede any crudity n him; It's hardly that: be merely lacks something difficult to name It; not cultivation, not sensibili ty, but, I'd say. friends." "He hag many. . , So she cared enough to fight for him! There wag bltternega, surpass lg the bitterness of aloes, In that dis covery. "I mean the right kind, yourself, for Instance; friends to bring hlra out. He's quick, adaptable, of a good fami lyIf not a wealthy one." Coast fell back upon the one men tlonable objection of which be had rertnln knowledge. "He's got a vil lainous temper." "Friends would teach him to control - And there are excuses tor that: h8 sight-hls eyes are In a bad way. Ha injured them seriously, somehow, ' his work something about the spark, bolleve." "Those wireless experiments of his?" "Yes. He's going to do great thlngi, Carrett." "Late In the field." "He leads It today; they all look to Hlg Inventlong, dlBCOverleg, im provements will make wireless as fvery-day a thing as the telephone. ' ' 1 dol't mean he couldn't win without friends: he'a strong enough . erliie" "tUe UM for bIra, Kalh" "Women have." pat strangled temptation. . . . 1M n,a8netlsm." th.Ji and 8trenKU. ambition, en- asm. He's worth being a friend ilk. m nnt you t0 know nln better, to htm. Garrett." Til'1.61" a "ttIe he managed to aay: " tr. W you wish." do wish. Please, Garrett" cuu ''m t0 understand you aerl- , y C(template marrying him?" !r"Yes!"wa. absolute, foi th? 1 yu 8ee"-n ated himself rlner aft8r yUr m0Dejr' Kalh" TaT BY 7&ymp "Garrett, that Is unworthy of you." He suld nothing, doggedly taking what comfort be might from the knowledge that be was right. Gradually he comprehended ihat In the course of their conversation the car had left Fifth Aveuue at (be Plaza and was crossing Central Park at the Seventy-second Street entrance. "We're near ttie gale," be said abruptly. "If you'll drop me there, please" "Certainly. Tell Put rick." ('oust groped for the riienklng tube ti 11 communicated with the driver. When he sat back be wai conscious of the woman's softening regard. "You're not angry, Katharine?" "No, Garret t; but I'm very, very sor ry." "If I've seemed presumptuous " "To me. Garrett? f 'tin you remem ber the time when we were not friends?" "No. ... I want you to under stand that It wasn't altogether be cause I want you myself need you, because I love you as you know have loved you for years. ... It was Jealousy of your happiness. I said nothing that I didn't believe." "I know. Hut you were are mis taken. You'll come to understand." "I don't want you to make a mis take. Walt. Kaiheilne, wait a little before deciding. I'm sure of your heart: it won't misguide you." "I believe not. I know my heart and mind." "You know mine." be said gently, and no more. "Brains, 'Rather," Observed Van Tuyl Blandly. That stBbbed her; she winced, wondering why. Hut the personality of Iiouglas Illackstock stood forth so largely, limned In such vivid coloring. In the foreground of her conscious ness, tbat there was left little room, even for old friends such as Garrett Coast. Afoot. Coast lingered at the door, keen eyes searching bers almost plaintively. "I'll drop In for tea tomorrow. If you aak nto. Katherlne." "Have you ever needed an Invita tion, Garrett?" "Then I'll come." He nodded to the driver and the car swept away. Long after It had shot out or sight, he stood staring. Then discovering himself bareheaded, hat and stick In hand, an object of amused regard, with a curt laugh of confusion and awakened self-consciousness, be turned buck through the park. CHAPTER II. Resigning with little reluctance his place at the card table to Dundas. whose turn It was to cut lu. Coast Religious Part in Health It Is the interpreter of Sickness and Death. nd of Health as Wall. There Is a great deal of nonsense written about religion - and health; there Is a great deal of sense In real ly connecting the two. There are a great many religious people who get alck and die. A great many Irreligi ous people who do the game thing. It would be possible to get figures to prove anything you like In thla connec tion. Out tbey would not prove tbe truth. A clear mind, a pure heart and a cheerful spirit etand a better chance in the face of disease, than a muddy mind, a dirty heart and an ugly spirit. Health la a by-product, but a sure product of religion. Hut there are few of us who get religion enough to successfully combat our own foolishness In other directions. So we get sick and die. And there are many worse things than these In life. ' Religion Is tbe Interpreter of sickness and death, and health as well. Fearsome things are those which are not understood. Religion explains sickness and death and we can adjust lighted a cigarette and wandered round the dining-room of Ulackstock'i u part men i. idly inspecting tho half dozen hunilng-prlnts that adorned the green burlap walls. rtiKpeakubly bored, he went to the buffet, where be poured a very little Scotch Into a tall glass, drowning it with Icy charged water. He bad re fused to drink up to that moment, and was thirsty, but as he sat sipping and watching the players, Van Tuyl's un natural pallor, moist hair and fixed smile affected him with a faint dis gust, and he put the glass aside, not half-emptied. Ills brows knitted in big concern for the man, who bad been drinking heavily and would pur sue that madness until satiated or sodden: no Influence that Coast knew of would restrain him; he was as un manageable as a wild horse, and as spirited. Slender, graceful, high lord of Devll-may-Care. Van Tuyl sober was Inimitable, more loved than feared In spite of, perhaps Iwause of, the wit he wielded like a whip-lash. Ex cesses funned tbat brilliancy to a burning fren.y; al such times ho knew no friend, and those who knew blm avoided blm; his wits, submerged, frn'beil with a satiric humor that etched as indelibly as an acid when he did not lav on with a bludgeon of vituperation. . . . A dungeious foil to Itlnckstock, Const thought, com paring them, wondering that they were fo much together. Contracting them he thought: Are and tow, rapier and broadhword! ICacksiock was the broadsword of that comparison, heavy and cumber some If capablo. Without an effort be dominated the others. Van Tuyl al ways excepted; the sheer weight of Hlnckstock's personality forced them Into the background. Little Dundas, with his deferential smile, delicately pink face and permanently rounded shoulders, seemed the veriest shadow of a man: Hluckstock's shadow be had apparently constituted himself. Truax, round of face and blandly prac tical, if unquesllonably independent. was only less dwarfed by his host. "A good brldger" Illackstock in tho current slang: giving himself wholly to (he game, playing to win, "wolfing the tricks." Van Tuyl told him. The comment brought a darkish smile to the man's fare "What d'you want me to do with 'em?" be growled semi humorously, flipping a card from his band and ns swiftly making his play from dummy. "Make you a present of 'em? . . . Play to that, now; come through with that ten-spot." He chuckled as be gathered In the trick und led the final card from dummy. "That'll tench you to double my original make. I gueBs. . . . Game and rubber, Ounny: six without, doubled, and a little slam. Cot that down?" "YeB," replied Pundas, grinning feebly as he Jotted dowu the score. "Tough luck, partuer," Truax ob served to Van Tuyl. "You couldn't help doubling on your hand, of course, and equally of course I bad to be chicane In hearts " "Hralns. rather." observed Van Tuyl blandly, shuffling. (TO t!K CONTINHKIU ourselves to these great blessings Re ligion explains health and shows how It means opportunity and obligation; that la religion clariflea all experi ences, we see them as they are, adjust them to each other and ourselves to all, and such an adjustment is not far from a condition of health Re llglon will not set a broken leg. but will contribute very largely to Its beal Ing. through keeping the sources of healing pure A clean heart produces a clean mind, a clean mind Insures a clean body and a clean body is con ducive to health. Unlversallst Leader Different year ago you "Why, a year ago you told ma this place was easily worth $15,000. Now you estimate Its value at less than 110,000." "You must remember that I was trying to sell It to you then. Now you want me to sell It for you." Shoes of Snake Skin, Shoes made of snake skin are worn b,- many ultra fashionable English women this year. Christian Art bf Getting Mad By Rev. INGRAM E. HILL Pmor of Norih Shore Baptlu Church. Chicjgo TEXT Be y angry nd sin not. fcph. IV. It Is a great thing to know how to get real angry without making a'fool of one's self. Not everybody knows how to do It. It Is an accomplished art, tbe ability to get mad like a gen tleman. To know when to get angry Is a criterion of character. It is an accomplishment which Is not learned In the schools. It Is acquired In tho relentless training of practical expe rience. It Is not a sin to get angry. Any man with balf an ounce of ginger In his system ought to get angry occa sionally. Temper Is the Impress of God upon the soul. It Is the mark of personality and Intellectual stamina. Tbe scriptures say that God is angry with the wicked every day. Jesus got angry. Can you not see him stand ing at the temple door? Can you not see tbe market scenes which were enncted there? Can you not see bis eyes kindle? Cnn you not see his Illumined countenance blaze fierce and glorious? Can you not see the miraculous energy of his personality as he cast out all them that sold and bought in tbe temple and said unto them: 'My bouse ahall be called a house of prayer, but ye have made It a den of thieves.' Christianity Is something more than a religion of love. Jesus said: 'I came not to send peace, but a sword.' Passivity may be all right for weak lings, but action is tbe birthright of heroes. The man who tries to be sweet with everybody will find some day that be is nothing but a lemon. It Is very easy, however, to get angry foolishly. Sometimes It Is prop er to get angry, and sometimes It is not. It may be proper at times for a man to get angry with the Janitor. It may be proper at times for a man to get angry with the umpire. It may be proper at times for a man to get angry with the family upstairs. Hut It Is never, never proper for a man to get angry with his wife. There Is many a man who will say nnsy things to his wife that he would not think of saying to his chauffeur. Temper Is good. A bad temper Is what you have made of a good thing. A rllle is a good thing In good hands. Hut when it has become rusted and out of repair It Is going to explode some day In the bnnds of some cheer ful Idiot who did not know It was load ed. If your temper gets tho best of you what you need Is to go off to the repair shop and be made over. These fits of temper, this sour disposi tion, this Iceberg atmosphere, this spiteful spirit are as contrary to the Christian as light is opposed to dark ness. Tell me, what do you got mad shout? That Is the practical question. A man calls you a liar and you retort In similar language. Hut men are making God a liar every day and you do not get angry. Wherever there are wrongs to he righted, wherever there are evils to be trampled under foot, wherever there Is Justice to be meted out. wherever there is Iniquity in high places or low, there Is your opportun Ity to show of what stuff you are mode. Somebody treads on your corn and yon get mad at him. This very night a courtly and attractive son of perdi tion will lure a girl in her teens to one of the wlnerooms of this prodigal city. He will give to her a drink that will inflame every passion and deaden every moral sense. He will lead her forth to her ruin and laugh like a devil over the havoc he has wrought. If you are going to get angry, in God's name get angry at something worth while. We are In the midst here of a so ciety which Is fond of wine and Joy rides and clandestine flirtations. A society that Is rotten to the core. Gilded resorts or doubtful chnracter flaunt their disregard of high moral ity Fiends In human shape are stalk ing the streets and outrages are com mitted at our very doors. There is a time to be angry. There Is a time for Christian men to speak out, and that time is now. When the good peo ple wake from their lethargy and be gin to tackle something that Is really worth their mettle, then shall right be triumphant and Justice win tbe day. The Law of Love. The consecrated Chrlsttan brings to the lowliest duties the loftiest mo tives. His consecration to Christ curries with It consecration to tbe service of his brother men. The law of Christ Is the law of love. We ful fill It In doing well our part of the world's work as well as In dlroct acts of sympathy and burden bearing. The holy man Is the more energetic in business on account of tbe fullness of divine life In bis heart. As Christ came Into the world to do the Father's will, so be sends us into the world to do Mb own will, which Is always the Father's will. Business becomes ministry when It Is Inspired by fidelity to Christ The salvation of society, tbe redemption of business, the sub ordination of power to principle and love, can only come through the law of love, which Is the law of Christ. Fellowship With Christ. "Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scrip tures?" Luke xxiv, 32. "While we talked with him by the way?" Oh, no. . . . "While he talked with us.' There Is a burning of heart (hat will never come ns long as we are talking to him, but when we let him talk to us, lot htm open up the scriptures, let him make the old dead bones move with new life, then will come the burning of heart, the final evidence of personal, close, Intimate communion. ... If we will find in every day some sacred minutes In which to wait alone with him, there will break upon our life such a new consciousness of fellowship as well transform It to the lust point of Its reaches." Hev. G. Campbell Morgan. pro FOR CAUSE OF TEMPERANCE General Sir Ian Hamilton, K. C. B., Makes a Striking Declaration for Total Abstinence. Gen. Sir Ian Hamilton, K, C. H, was the principal speaker ai the Gen eral Assembly of the -Presbyterian church held In the Scottish capital and delivered an address which was a striking declaration for the cause ol temperance. Sir Ian, It will be re membered, pledged himself to total ab stinence Just a year ago, and It Is candidly stated by personal interview era that twelve months of water-drink-Ing have not In the least Impaired the health, soured the happy disposition oi diminished the cheery outlook on 111 e of tbe distinguished general. Incident ally his pledge has had a most benefi cial effect on the rank and llle of the army and has given a new stimulus to temperance In both services. In opening his address, Sir Ian said be bad come there to strike a blow for Scotland. He thought the finest stroke for Scotland was Ihat of Hruce at Hannockhurn. when be raised his bat tleax and crashed the casque of Sir Henry de Hohnn as ir it were a nut shell. Hut he believed as tine a de llverance for Scotland was to be gained by dealing a stroke at ajiother sort of cask the cask of whiskey. No longer advancing at the head or the English army, that cask was In the middle of their own camp, and It was there poisoning and lowering tbe vl tallty and pride and honor of tbe truest, bravest troops to be found any where. Continuing, the general said that he thought that they in the army were rather showing the way to the civil population. He believed honest ly that any mother sending her sod into the army could do so with tho as surance that her son would run a less chance of ge'tlng a taste .for drink than he would In most civil occupa tions. These were no fancies of his, but they were supported by figures. India was a most astonishing case. In tbo Indian army there were 47 per ' cent, who were temperanco men, at home there were 28 per cent., and they were Increasing every year. To put it In another way, the number or temperance men In the army, taking tho past two or three years, had In creased at the rate of 2,;no a year. From tbe medical department of the war office he learned that during the past twenty years the number taken to hospital per thousand had fallen In India to the extraordinary extent of from 10 to 1, and In England from 2.6 to 7. The head of the medical I service told him that, directly and In- directly, be considered that the great er temperance was very largely re sponsible for It. Disease had do creased as temperance Increased, it was his opinion that the enemy were on the run, and that they could afford to be bold; and he believed that If anyone could lower the drinking In Scotland by 20 per cent, he would do more good than by adding another province to our empire. LIQUOR AND LABORING MAN Saloon Has Much Better Chance to Exhibit Its Fruits Among Work ing Class Than Among Rich. The Christian Evangelist contends that the liquor business Is tho great est foe of the worklngman, and that be Is the greatest loser by the sa loon. The rich man, It says, can got along fairly well. "The money he spends for liquor Is not a serious mnt ter to him. He runs no risk of los ing his Job for drunkenness. Ilia family Is not often brought to starva tion or beggary, and when ho gets seriously Intoxicated his valet or the servant nt the club can take care of him. Of course, even among the rich a large proportion of the divorces are produced, directly or Indirectly, by whisky. Hut among the laboring classes the saloon has Its best oppor tunity to exhibit Its fruits. Its effect on character Is no worse, but Its economic results are vastly greater and worse." Blessed Assurance. The thought of Christ's presence was a magnificent Inspiration to the early Chrtlan believers, who went everywhere preaching the word of Him who was himself with them as the living word. The apostles found constant Inspiration in the apprehen sion (if not quite the comprehension) of Christ Incarnate, ChrlBt redeeming, Christ omnipotent, Christ pervasive, Christ the source of life and the soul of. action. "I am with you alway!" was the parting gift of Jesus to his disciples. No assurance could have been more welcome, and no confi dence greater than that which those words Inspired. It was as though tho departing Jesus had said to the men ho loved, "I will be with you even unto the end of the world, nnd then you shall be with nie in a world that shall never end!" Faith in such an ever-present Christ overcomes the world. What Ruins Girls. Of all the ten or twelve thousand unfortunate glrln and wrecked women arrested every year In Chicago, among those who tell their woefc to me, ninety-nine out of every hundred attribute their downfall to the first glass of wine or champagne taken generally with a male companion, al ways for good-fellowship's sake. That first glass Is the beginning of the end and here you see what the end Is When a woman once begins to drink, even In a social way, her fu ture la threatened with either moral wickedness of utter ruin. So many women who come here tell mo that the first sparkling glass of champagne was the beginning of all their misfor tune. Mary K. Keegnn, Chief Matron of the Chicago Police Department Esther Pleading For Her People Suodtf School Lrusa for Nov. S, 1911 Siciallr Arranged lor Thi Ppr I.KRCOK TKXT-Kntlmr 4:1-S. MK.Muf'.Y VI-:HHKS4;I3. 14. OOI.IUlN TKXT-"The Lord pren-JvUh all their that lovn him." fun. Mi:2n. TI.MK--A-i-elnn of Xerxeo, H. I'. . XrrxM conqueri Kgvpt, 1st and Id ymr. H. ('. hj, 4. Ma prire to Invndo ;rir. ;, to Mb year. It. f. 4M-4M. VBKtitl depomtd In It I ft 3d year, It. C. M Invai'es (ire)-, It. f, 4M. Defeated at Thoroiopylue ami ShIhiiiU, H. C. U. 4SU. Kutlxtr hitroinoa guenn, It. ('. 47S. Ha inan's plot and defeat by KMther (occtipy In nearly the whole yean, II. 474. li.At'K-flnman iHiua) the winter capi tal of the IVraliiii Kniphe, atioiit W miles southeast from Itiiliylon and l.'i iiillea nui-tli or the I'erilun Uulf. There are two principal theories concerning tho historical nature of the Hook of Hut her: one, that it Is a veritable history; the other, that'll is a historical romance founded on fact, like Shakesppare's Julius Caesar and Henry VIII., or like Scott's novels, or Homer's great epics. While there are a number of setlous tlimcullles, yet there are few ir any unanswerably arguments against its being a true his tory Xerea is the Creek shortened form of the Ahasuerus of Ksther, as York, for instance, Is a shortened form of the Latin Khoracum. He began to reign It. C. 4S3 and ruled for Uu years. We can beat undevntand Ksther by means of those parts of bis history which reveal hi character. XerxeH at the very bet'innlng of his reign completed th conquest of Kgypt which his fetner Darius had begun. On his return he immediately began tc prepare for the Invasion of Kurope, and especially of Creece, which tnen stood, in culture, development, ability and interest, at the head of the world. Thus Xerxes would be manter of the world. To arrange for this invasion of Ku rope, Xerxen held a great assembly of the noblest Persians. It Is prob able tbat this is the banquet with which the etory of Ksther opens, a festive celebration that continued six months, while all matters pertaining to the expedition were being arrang ed. Xerxes sought a queen in place of the deposed Vashtl. The one select ed from the most beautiful women of the empire was Ksther. a charming Jewess, a descendant of one of the exiles, ber greatgrandfather being among those carried captive to Ilaby Ion by Nebuchadnezzar in 098. Her Hebrew name was Hadassah, the myrtle, a beautiful and favorite shrub In the east. "Ksther" means "a star," and many think it the same as Ishtar the Habyloulan equivalent of Venus. She must have been quite young at the tlmo of her mnrriage, not over 15 years. Four or Ave years pass, and then begins the tragic story of Hainan, his rise as a king's favorite, his pride Incensed at the conduct of Ksther's cousin Mordtcal, bis attempt to bring vengeance upon the whole Jewish race on Mordecai's account, his success In obtaining a decree from the king, throughout his empire, "to destroy, to kill, and to cause to perish all Jews, both young and old, little children, and women. In one day." Great mourning and terrible dis tress came upon tho Jews all over the empire as they learned of the de cree. Mordecal sent word to Ksther, now about 20 years old, asking ber to go to the king and request the de liverance of her people. Ksther re plied "Whosoever shall come unto the king Into the inner court, who la not called, there is ono law of bis to put him to death. Except such to whom the king shall hold out the golden scepter." There was, there fore, a possibility of Es' ber's reach ing the cara of the king, but with the greatest uncertainty as to how such a capricious king would act, especially as his love for her had cooled. The mission Mordecal com mitted to Esther was one of great danger and dlfticully. It required the utmost heroism. Ksther put on her royal apparel. She was a sensible, practical woman, and used ber beauty and charm of persbn and of dress to accomplish her object. She wnited for tbe fitting time. The king held out the golden sceptre. The sign that he received her, and that the most dangerous part of her mission was over. Instead of asking her favor, where she would be aur roufided by gplcs and possible ene mies, she invited the king to a ban quet lu tbe seclusion of the Harem gardens. She Invited Haman her en emy to Join with the king and thus ward off all suspicion, nnd at the same time have him where be could not escape. Esther presented ber petition in wise words and pointed out Haman aa tbo enemy who was seeking her life and tbe life of her ieople. The king was very angry and Immediate ly deposed Haman, and had him hanged on the gallows he had pre pared for Mordecal. The result was a counteracting de cree, permitting the Jews to gtand up In their own defense, and large numbers of their enemies were slain. The Jews were saved from destruc tion, and exalted before the people. Mordecal took Hainan's place In the government. The feast of Purlm was Instituted with great feasting and Joy, and has been celebrated annual ly ever since on the fourteenth of Adar, February-March, one month be fore Esther. One of the most interesting stud ies In the story of Ksther Is to trace the ways of divine providence, and see bow God makes all things work to gether for the good of his people. Ood's sovereign grace and man's free will are here seen In perfect har mony. Heroism In Every Da) Life Is the expression nnd cultivation of the he roic spirit In our ordinary dally liv ing. We cannot all be heroes In great things, but the field of heroism la ev erywhere. In every home, in every town. There are great enemies to overcome In our own hearts, there are powers and principles of evil on every hand. Chest Pains and Sprains Sloan's Liniment is an ex cellent remedy for chest and throat affections. It quickly relieves congestion and in flammation. A few drops in water used as a gargle is antiseptic and healing. Here's Proof H I tuvt use 4 Slon't I jiiimn( for year and cm tettity to ill wonderful irtittcncr. 1 tuvt uied It lor tore ilinaL cruup, Ume luck and rheum turn ami la every me it gave iniuni rehtl." KF.UECCA JANE ISAACS, Lucy, kutuiky. SLOANS LINIMENT is excellent for sprains and bruises. It stops the pain at once and reduces swell ing very quickly. Sold by all dealers. Prlco, 25c, BOo., $1.00 Sloan's Treatise on (he Horse K-nt liee. Address Looking on the Bright Side. "1 cannot toll you bow sorry I waa to bear that your son bad eloped wiia a chorus girl." "Tbank you for your sympathy Ol course, we leel dreadfully about It; but things might be worse." "It Is very brave of you to take such an optimistic view." "It lan't optimism, exactly. You see. our daughter Is so boinoly tbat we cnn be reasonably sure no chauffeur will wUb to elope witb her " Remarkable Acquaintance. Gadabout was bonstlng of his exten sive acquaintance. No celebrity could be mentioned unknown to blm He was intimately urquulnted with all of them. Finally Dobson Inquired: "Did you ever happen to meet tbe Siamese twins?" Gadabout reflected a moment, and then said: "Well, I am not quite sure that I met both of them, but I knew one of them very well." Explained. An old lady, the customer of aa Irish farmer, was rather dissatisfied witb the watery appearance of her morning's cream, nnd finally she com plained very bitterly to him "He alsy, mum." said Pat "You see, the weather of late has been so ter rific hot that It has scorched all the grass off tbe pasture land, and Oi have been compelled to feed the pore bastea on water lilies!" Ideas Trying and Doing. Draggs You never know what yon can do till you try Wnggs That's wrong You never know what you cun do until you auo ceed. Craggs Well, perhaps ihnt's betr ter. Waggs And then you're wronaj. You never know wliat you can do when yon succeed You only know what you huve hecn able to do Lire. A Surprise for Swagger. "Yes." said Swnggcr. "this Is a tur keze ring " "Excuse me." snld Hangs, "the cor rect pronunciation of that word la lurkwolse.' " "No, turkero. excuse me." "1 say turkwolse" "Well, let's go to the Jeweler and ask him." "night " "In order to settle a wager." said Swagger to the Jeweler, "would you mind telling me If the correct pro nunciation of the stone in this ring la turkeze or turkwolse!" The Jeweler took the ring and e amlned li carefully "The correct pro nunciation." be sa.J, "is glasa." T1V Hits. Old Landmark Gone. Another historic old landmark baa passed. A storm recently felled the tree near Ncderhemert, under which Florts 1, count of Ho'land. was peace fully Bleeping, after the bnttle of Ncderhemert, In lOtil, when he wai trcnrherously murdered by Herman van Kuyk. Tbe tree wns believed to be over a thousand years old. Joke With a Sermon In It. A noted sociologist tells tbe follow Ing story of a woman In a manufac turing town. Approaching her for statistics, he asked: "Madam, have you any children?" "No." sbe replied. "1 have to work In the factory my elf." Life. One Issue Gone. One of Uncle Sam's custom mea found 30 pockets lu a woman's skirt Now let the women forever bold their tongues about not having equal rlgbu with men. Milwaukee Journal German Students and Their Dogs. Dogs are nowhere in sucb favor aa companions for men as among tbe college students of Germany. Each Student Is apt to have one or more marked by the coilege colors and trained to render service by carrying water, baskets, bundles and the like. Cause and Worry. Defendant's Wtle Don't worry, dear. Tbe Judge s charge was cer tainly in youi favor. Defendant (moodily) I know that It's the law yer's charge tbut I'm thinking about. I i