INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS 01 I :cb and ficneral Interest, Gathered at Home or Clipped frm our Exchanges. CONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS Read Eeisner's new advertise mont. George C. Mellott is lying ill of typhoid fever at a hospital. It will pay you to carefully read J. K. Johnston's new adver tiscmoat this week. Kev. A. G. B. Powers wi preach next Sunday at Sidelmg Hill Christian church at 10:30a ra Some girls in McConnellsburg would like to be married with brass band. Others profer gold ring. Israel Shapiro, of the firm ot Shapiro Brothers, well known Or bisonia mcrchauts moved to Bal ti more last week. Mrs. S. B. Woollet and her niece Miss Rose Fisher aro tak ing a ten day's outing in Atlantic City and Philadelphia. Oue of the candidates says he gets the best grapes and the big gest bunches at the homo of lieu ben Mellott and mother. W. F. Boikstresser, of Taylor, was in town Tuesday on his way home from Bagerstown where he had been spending a week. Mrs. Garland, wife of candidato Simon N. Garland, of Brush Creek township has been in very poor health for several weeks, Rev. Land is will preach in tho Keformod church next Sunday morning at lv-.M: aown ttio cove at Hebron church at 2:30 p. m. Owing to the wet weather last week, tho Presbyterian Sunday school picnic at Greenhill was postponed to Saturday, Septem ber l!3rd. Alex Sloan wont to Atlantic City last Thursday and while away will visit New York City, Philadelphia and other places of interest. A marriage license was grant ed, Monday in Chambersburg to John llartzell, ot Oarnsburg and Miss Laura Wagner, of McCou liullsburg. Another good test of one's sell- control is to try not to cast a fur tive glance at how much tbo man sittiug near you at church puts iuto the contribution box. Edgar Alexander, who is teach ing in the Little Cove, spent Sat urday and Sunday in the home of his parents Mr. and Mrs. A. Iv. Alexander at the toll gate. The reduced prices on that Chiuawaroat McClain's is remov ing tho stock and soon it will all bo gone. If you want any of it don't wait until it is all gone. When a feller spends all of his timeblowin' about what he has done aud what he is goin to do, you kin mako up your mind that lio ain't doin' much right now. ' George Reisner, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Reisner, left Mon day noon for Mercorsburg and entered tho Academy at that place for a three year's course of study in that institution. Mr. aud Mrs. A, V. Shaffnor, f Huntingdon, Pa.-, are the Ruests of tho former's uncle, M. R. Shaffnor, Esq., this week. Allen is assistant cashier of the Union National Bank, Hunting don. . lfanes Davis, of llustontown, making his home with the family of Grocer E. R. McCJain. James is a bright boy and when at ui school is making himself no-ul helping Ernest in the store. Miss Elizabeth C. Trout, of t'UITalo, N.Y., is spending a short acat.on visiting hor brothers t ! and Dan on the old home stead. MiM Trout 13oneof he ko City'g most skillful trained nurses. Ernest McClain, Wilson L. ce, Wells a Greathead and d.tor of the News went Jj to Barnsburg Tuesday m l!n0af0rth0 great aviation ,siMMftck take Tho 47th I.Schn . "u,,Ui" oiaie isunaay Xgw! ,nVOntlon Wl11 bQllU at i'ew Castle. Pa rw h.k iarifi in, ' wvu" AJ-i tn t0 eoT AUthos ho dosire their!" ?oloSatV may secure C redentials from the County -Muousourg, ine implicit contideneo that manyipooplo Imve ui Cam burlaiu's Colic, Cliolera und Diarrhoea Remedy is founded on their ex perience in the use of that rem edy and their knowledge of the many remarkable cures of colic, diarrhoea and dysentery that it has effected. For sale by all dealers. The Mechanics Band of Clear Ridge will hold a festival next Saturday evening. Turnoutand help the boys along. It not only takes lots of wind to make music but the boys need cash to buy music, itc. Tho wind they can got lor nothing, but it takes a festival to raise money. A I . . .. ;v man wno couitla't look an honest day's work in tho faco was indulging in a harangue on tua street corner, telliu of tho need of social reform, labor re form, tariff reform, and other ro form, when ho was temporarily discouraged by a bystander who remarked, "What you need is chloroform!" row, if any, mediciuos, have met with the uniform success trial nas attended tho uso of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, anc Diarrhoea Remedy. Tho remark ablo cures of colic and diarrhoea which it has effected in almost every neighborhood have given it a wide i-eputation. For salo by all dealers. Un their way over to sjvnd part of tho day with 11. W. Mel ott's last Sunday, Mr. and Mrs, Boamer Gross, found one of tho biggest blacksnakcs olteu seen in this county. It seemed a lit- tlo bit impudent at first, but Beamer coaxed it with a club awhilo, and it became quite tame. It measured over six foot in ength. After having spent a month at the home of hor mother Mrs. Nettie Truax, Miss Irene Truax is returning to the Medico-Chi hospital, Philadelphia to take her last year's work which will com plete hor three years' training to become a professional nurse Miss Truax is enthusiastic in hor work, and is fitting herself for a life of great usefulness. The management of tho Car- isle Fair have completed arrango ments by which Beckwith Havens of New York City, oue of the greatest aviators of tho world. will give three flight exhibitions at the Fair after 12 o'clock of Wednesday, Tuursday, and Fri day of next week. This will af ford an opportunity of seeing a 'man bird" without going so far from homo. Wanted Good Housekeeping Magazine requiros tho services of representative iu McConnells burg to look after subscription renewals and to extond circula tion by special methods which have proved unusually success ful. Salary and commission. Pre- ious experienc desirable, but not essential. Whole time or spare time. Address, with references. F. Fairbanks, Good Housckoep ng Magazine, 381 Fourth Ave., New York City. Cheater Hoopcngardnor, who had his foot smashed some time ago, is ablo to work again and Is ith his father John Hoopengard nor and brother Frank iu Mount Union. They are forking at the arbison-Walker 'Brick Works, and have been there during tho past five months. Mrs. lloopen- ardnor went down to Mount Union Saturday and staid over undaywith her husband and sons, vvniie in Mount Union she isited May Gardner, bettor known as May Fix, and made many pleasant acquaintances. Rev. W. M. Haun and Uriah W. Kline were pleasant callers at le News oflico Monday morning. Mr. Kline is oue of tho success ful melon growers in Licking Creek township. Ho has an abundance of them this year some banana muskmelons that measurealmosttwo feet in length. Mr. Kline says his neighbor Dick Deshong beats him when it comes size in watormolons. Dick raised one this season that weighed forty pounds. Rev. Uann wishes the News to an nounce that he will preach at Mortons Point again at 10 o'clock on tho 8th of October. Mr. Hann ants to get back to Lickius Creek in timetogotanother moss of melons. Mann Barney. Rov. J. S. Barnev. v of Clear. villo, united in marriage at his re sidence, Sept. 15. Charles J. Mann, Boll Grove. Md . nnrl M.sa Myrtle Barney, ot Lashloy. MISS FANNIE SLACKER. CiHid Woman Dies at Presbyterian Hos pital in Baltimore Last Friday. Miss Frances Slacker of Han cock, Maryland, died at tho Pres byterian Hospital in Baltimore last i1 riuay. For several years sho had been living with Dr. Tabler and wife who woro great ly attached to her. She had com' plained greatly of hor head for two or three weidcs, at times suf fering excruciating pain, at oth ers, comparatively free from it, but sho continued to grow worso until her mind seemed affected at times. Wishing to get tho best medical aid possible Doctor Tab ler took her to Baltimore; but an abscess had formed on her brain, and nothing could bo done to save her. Sho lingered a few days, then sank into a state of coma from which sho failed to rally. Tho body was shipped to Han cock and buried at the Antioch Christian church, Rev. Munger ofliciatiiig. Fanny was tho oldest of seven children her mother having been left a widow when her children werojsniall. She has played the part of second mother to hor brothers and sisters and was loved and respected for her sterl ing worth of character by all who had tho pleasure of knowing her well. Dr. Tabler and wife, also his mother and sister, came out to attend her funeral which was a large ono Miss Slacker was born Septem ber 15, 1870 and died on her for ty hrst birthday, September 15, 1911. She leaves a mother and tho following brothers aud sis ters: Charley, in Texas: Beu at Big Cove Tannery; Mrs. Mary Fisher and Mrs. Anna Lynch at Plum Run, and Mrs. Winnie Reel at homo. Tho sympathy of tho communi ty goes out to Mrs. Slacner who las paid a heavy toll from her family, she having buried a son and ason in law and a daughter within the last two years. I'LL'M RUN. "Snitzou" tune! T O . t ii jaci: irost only stays away a little late the recent fine rains will repair so tio of tho damago dono tothegarci ns by the drouth ulnlo surveying the other day Jesso B. Snyder made tho ac quaintanco of a blacksnake whoso hide, now nicely tanned measures ft 2 mches in length and J J inches wide. How is that for 50? Mrs. Dolly Evans continues in bad health, and Mrs. Benjamin lollenshoad who suffered a slight stroke recently, does not improve much. Mrs. Howard Hill of Warfordsburg is critically ill. A baby girl was born to Rea son Younkor and wife recently. Dennis Gordon is improving in health after a serious illness, Rev. Powers will preach at utioch the first Sunday in Octo ber at 3 p. ra. aud singing will be eld at Antioch tho last Sunday evening tu September. DANE. Whoro is the Dano writer? He must have been drowned in some of those big showers. The farmers are about through cutting corn. Vallauco's school opened Mon day. Miss Grace llann is the teacher. Clnrley Croft is completing his now house. Mrs. Margaret Ambrose is im proving hor house by adding a now frout porch. Our people hav boon busy mak ing cider and boiling apple butter. Rosella Gross has been employ ed in tho home of O. C. Wible's tho past liv'6 weeks. Will Snyder wife and family spent Sunday very pleasantly at 0. 0. Wibles. Beamor Cress lost a valuable horse last week. Dividend Notice. McConnellsburg, Pa., Sept. 18, 1911. Tho Directors of Tho First Na tional Bank ot McConnellsburg, havo this day declared a semi-annual dividond of three per cout. payable October 2, 1911 to stock holders of record at close of busi ness Sept. 30, 1911. Checks will be niailod. 'Mkkkill W. Nack, Cashier. BANNER SA LVE trta mt htailna m'.o lit tn w ., Mitchell's Letters to Appear in Sunday North American. The Sunday North American has arranged to publish a series I of twelve articles bv John Mitch ell on important phases of present-day industrial conditions One will appear each week, begin ning next Sunday, September No man in the country is bet tor fitted by experience and tem perament to discuss the vital is sues which affect the wage earn er and industry. He has earned tho confidence of hi i'f6llow-wor k ers, the respect of employers and the admiration of the great public His integrity is unquestioned; his grasp of theso big questions un- enualed. And he writes with a direct simplicity that gives vigor to his views. Every worker every citizen, Indeed, who is con corned in tho problems of the day should follow this series in tho Sunday North American. Following aro some of the sub jects to bo treated: Tho Wago Earner and the Trusts. The Wago Earners and tho Ju diciary. Tho Wago Earners and Labor Organizations. Tho Wago Earners and Occupa tioual Diseases. Tho Wage Earners and Com pensatiou tor Accidents. Tbo Wago Earners and Indus trial Efficiency. Tho Wage Earners and Immi g ration. Ihe Wago Earners and tho Church. Tho Wago Earners and Uncm loyraont. Iheso articles are bound to create an unusually large sale for tho Sunday North American, and it would be advisable for all who are interested iu the above arti oles to see their newsdealer and order him to reserve a copy. Forced to Leave Hume. Every year a largo number of poor su fferers, whoso lungs are sore and racked with coughs, are urged to go to another climate, But this is costly and not always suro. There's a bettor way. Let Dr. King's New Discovery cure you at homo. "It cured me of lung trouble," writes W. R. Nel son, of Calamine, Ark., 'whonall elso failed and I gained 47 pounds in weight. Its surely the king of all cough and lung cures.''Thous , ... , . . . auua uwo uiuir uvus uuu iieaun to it. It's positively guaranteed for Coughs, Colds, LaOriPDO. Colds, LaOrippo, Asthma, Croup all Throat and Lung troubles. 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle freo at Trout's Drug Storo. LAUREL RIDUE. Mrs. Margret Lynch returned homo aftor spending a fow days visit at Uig Covo Tannery. 1 hero will bean insticute at Laurel Ridge Friday evening. Mrs. Rachol Bhives sp3nt Sun day with Mrs. Harry Divens. Aesley Ileinhaugh who has just returned from Cedar Rapids Iowa called at John J. Gordon's Saturday evening and remained until Sunday. Mr. llivons wife and daughter and Mr. Wagner wife and two children spont Sunday at George Lynch's. Quite a largo crowd attended preaching at Laurel Ridge Sun day. Robert Mellott and wife spent Sunday afternoon with Mrs. Mar garot Lynch. Our Sabbath school is progress ing nicely under the care of lion. D. T. Humbert. Our good house wives seem to bo very busy boiling apple butter. John Peck and wife have moved to their farm on Timber Ridge. Sabbath school next Sabbath at 2:30 o'clock. , Miss JeanettoStouteagle spent Saturday and Sunday with her father at McConnellsburg. jessio Aioiiott is spending a couple of days visit with her sis ter Mrs. George Keefer. A Dreadful Sight to 11. J. Uarnum, of Freeville, N. 3 ., was tho fever sore that had plagued his life for years in spite of many remedies he tried. At last he used Uucklen's Arnica Salve and wrote: "it has entirely healed with scarcely a,scar left." Heals Burns, Boils, Eczema, Cuts Bruises, Swellings, Corns and PUes like magic. Only 25c at "lu ENID. S. B. Coy und wife of Sax tot spout the last of the week will tho latter s parents A. D. Berk stresser and wife. James. Lockard, who has been very sick, is slightly improved. Mrs. Elmer Anderson andchil dren of Kearney, spent Saturday night with her parents J. R Lockard and wifo. Mrs. Ann Cornelius and Miss Martha visited at John M Schenck'sand Mrs.SarahTruax's last week. D. W. Cunningham paid a fly ing visit to his homo last week and returned to his work in New York Thursday. Dr. B. H. Lukey, of Philadel phia spont the week with his classmate II. G. Hor ton. Mabel Edwards left on Monday for Huntingdon to enter Juniata College. J. C. Fostor and Mrs Ella Truax spont Saturday night in McConnellsburg. Ethel Foster returned to Al- toona Monday. Charles Brown and wif j ot Al- toona, visited relatives in the Valley recently. inanes uray, or Aitoona was the guest of Thornton Foster and wife last week. Marian Edwards spent Sunday with her parents II. M. Edwards aud wife. jr. WANTED. Pittihiirirh financial corporation nV alrn hixti elm man, luptrlnti'nilfM thi dl.lnrt. Hilar? flftrnn to Un dollar! wVfklj and enmmlailona. In Mitmfnt f 1, 000.00 dividend rT'"f lock ol company required. Character and abllltr (rat ronaldrratlon. Poiitlon prrmantnt; ttprrltnca unnarraaar If wlllltif to Lara. Bright futura for youhf man. U. 8. Flnanoa 4 Sacurltlaa C, Dapt. 26, Union Bank Bldg., Plttiburgh, Pa. NOTICE. N'otico is hemby irlven that an ap plication will bo made to tho Govern or oi l'pnnsyiviinia on Tuesday thu ."1st day of October lull, by Ctiarle Ii. Spanglur, Aaron U. Naec, Davi A. Nt'lson, Geo. A. Harris, Geo. U Mellott, Samuol Ii. Cromer, Duvld A Wastiahaiitfh. Jno. A. Irwin, Win. Hull Samuel Mellott, M. O. Kirk, andWil son L. Xaee trusteeunder tbo provls ions of tho Act of tho Goneral Assenv bly of tho Commonwealth of I'ennsyl vania, entitled "An Act for tho in corporation and regulation of banks of discount and deposit, approved 11,0 UIU ll"A of May A- 18,u aml ',U8 ,1,1MU ter of an Intended corporation to be cail(.d the FULTON COUXTV BANK, to be located at McConnollsburp, in tho County of Fulton, State of Penn sylvania. Said corporation is organ ized for doing a Roneral banking busl ncss under tho Act above named and its supplements. Tho capital stock of tho proposed corporation is fixed at Fifty thousand dollars ($r0,000.00)-and;is to enjoy all tho rights, privileges and benelits of the said Act of assombly and Its sup plements. J. NF.LSON.SH'K.S 8-3, '11. Solicitor. M. R. SHAFFNER, Attorney at Law, Office on Square, McConnellsburg:, Pa. All legal bus newt and oolleotioni entrusted will eoelvo careful and prompt attention. McCalPs Magazine and McCall Patterns For Women Have More Frienda than any other magazine or imUeriis. McCnli's is tho reliable Fashion Guido monthly in ono million ono nutuirca mousana homes, liesides showing all the latest designs of Mi'Cull l'.-itterns, each issuo is brimful of sparkling short stories and helpful information for women. Save Moner and Keep In StyU hy iiibKribinjr fur Mci:ail'i M.ircxine at once. Instf only crnti a vear, iiicliuiing any oue ui the celebrated McLall f atterni tree. McCall Patlerna LaaJ all othtri In ityle. fit, llinplitilv, eruliuniy md number Bold. Moie drilera sell McCall Paitrrm than any other two makei combined. None hither than ijceiili. Uuy from your dealer, or by null (torn f. McCALL'S MAGAZINE 236-246 W. 37th St., New York City Hm-tomff Don, rnslM Cul t4 Oaw tm, Succeed when everything else fails. In nervous prostration and female weaknesses they are the supreme remedy, as thousands have testified. FOR KIDNEY, LIVER AND STOMACH TROUBLE It is the best medicine ever Sold over a druggist's counter. Kodol Ovspepsia CuPO Digest what you oat. OTlisner & Co. Have an Elegant Line of Ladies' Suits and Coats. A good, strictly up-to-date suit for ,00, $10.00, AND $15,00. We can save you lots of money on these goods and give you as good styles -is you will get anywhere. Ladies' and Children's Coats, latest patterns and fabrics at any price you want. A special Coat at $5.00, nicely made, full length and a splendid fitter a Coat at $7.00 that we are not afraid to put against any coat from any where at the price. Coats up to $15.00. An Elegant Line of Sweaters of which we have sold already quite a lot. A Sweater at $1.50 as good as we, or any one else, sold last year for $2.00, range from 50c to $5.00. Aviation caps 50c to $1.00. Automobile caps 50c to $1.00. Scarfs galore. Blankets All $4.50 UP. 1-2 wool $2.00 up. Cotton Blankets 40c to $2.00. If you want to save money wo are sure we can help you. Geo. W. Reisner & Co. RACKET STORE Well some one jrot bargains in Inw chnoc fvr- - C3 " ' ' i j lM Men, Ladies and Children. We have run out quite a few, we may just have your size yet at the same reduction. Last yeur somo of our customers askcil us to got a little heavier Tin Can for tomatoes. We have them now, also, the old kind .30 and '.I'm do. Wax strings 4e do 10c jar films Jar lids 1 pint jars 1 quart jars i gal jars 4 doublo sheets fly paper 25 gold eyed needles Much! no thread Jar fillers Hie do. I.lc do llic do. (")l! doz 5 1 1 25 good 5x(i inch envelopes fl sheets of good paper 2 good pen points Lenox soap 7 cakes 1 do?, clothes pins i i lc 10, 1.1, 15 and 25e 40. 45 and 50c Box paper Galvanized tubs Galvanized buckets 15, 18 and 20i: Tin buckets 2 quart tin colTeo pots 8, 10 and 20c 10c 4 quart coffee pots (1 quart granite stew kettles 8 quart granulated stow kettles llic Lie 20c 0 quart Berlin kettles Tin cups 2 packs hold-fast shoo nails .1 packs carpet tacks 30c 2c 5c 5c lc Matting tacks Hand saws 10, 45, 75 to ill. 50 1 Uoz coat and hut hook 5c Meat saws . IS to OHc Universal saw tools 5Sc We havo tho best cross-cut or mill files 8 inch Oc and 5 In taper files 4o 5f 0 and 7 Inch taper files 5c 13 Inch horso rasps, 20c 15 Inch horse rasps 25c i Inch fanged rasps 20c Half round wood rasps 12 anil 15c Round (lies lCc Inch harness snaps 4 for 5c Inch harness snaps 2 for 5c Take down squares (iOc cartridges 12c 32 cartridges 30c 12 center-lire cartridgo 40c foot traces 48c Ja.or hones 10c fi Inch strap hinges 5 and 8o 8 inch Btrap hinges 10 and 12c inges hasps ' 4 and Ec Ml kind of nails at the lowest prices. If you want to paint any thing we lllght paint at the can furnish the tight price. Cow chains 10c Heavy and light dog chains 10c Axes singlo and doublo bit 45, 50 and 70c We sell tho Mann and Kolly at 70c Manure forks 48 and 55c Manure hooks 55c Steel picks 45c Pick handies 10c We are this year handling the same fodder yarn tnat we had last year. Don't get it mixed with the cheap goods that was sold at same price last year. Our trade on this goods is increasing every year. SEE US BEFORE BUYING. HULL & BENDER. Store open all hours. Remember we do not closo in the evening. $12.50, $14.00 fool, Warranted, Wo have sold mora Warner Corsets in tho last year than we ever sold. Justbecauso the people are linding out that they are all right, and there is moro Warner Corsets sold every where than any other. Why not try them? they don't cost any more than any other and not so much. 4."e for a 50c ono, DO and l)5e for a 11.00 and 11.25 for a 1.50 one. Try a Warner and be convinced that they are the best. We have a Hew 8!)e Armorsldo Cor sets that wo will sell at 50c. A good ladies blink hoso See our black hose Men's cork Insoles St? 10c .'hi lo 4-4 and 5-4 shoo laces A great line of post cards and town views lc Children's Misses' and Ladies' hose supporters 8 and 10c Watches guaranteed for ono year 05, 75 and O.'kj Alarm clocks 58, 75c 1. Oil And the ono that rings for 15 minutes $1.25 Seth Thomas 8 day clock 1.IH Tooth brushes 3. 5 and 10c Silkatruo floss 4o a spool See our pearl buttons 5o doz Don't forget that wo can fit all of you in Shoes and Clothing when It omes to school Shoes und Hosiery we wont stop buck for any one and think we can go ahead of uny. Call and get prices. Table spoons Tea spoons 12c (to 4 and 5c 6 and So 2to do. 23o do. 5 and 8o 12c 11. 23o 48o 5 and 8c 5 and 8c 15c Nos. 1 and 2 lamp globes Lantern globes Jelly glasses with lids Horse shoe tumblers Iron handles Guaranteed horso shoo nails Horso shoe hammers, steel Horso shoe pinchers Tack hammers Paring knives Hull rings - w M7 7 tet