WHY, YES, SHE GOT THE NOTE
Beautiful Roses Appreciated, but
There Was a "Fly In the
Ointment.
A youni? mnn whoso gallantry Is In
excess of his menus sought to remedy
this dtfeet and to save tho expense
of the money required for tho pur
chase of flowers for his liidy loves by
BrranK'ni! with a gardener to let him
have a boun.net from time to time, In
return for bis costolt clothes. So It
happened that one day ho received a
bunch of beautiful roses, which be at
once dispatched to her house. In
sure anticipation of a friendly wel
come, he called on tho young woman
that evening;. He Rot a frosty recep
tion. "Did er did you Ret my flowers
today?" he was finally forced to ask.
"Yes, and tho nolo that went with
them."
"Note? Why, did I send a note?"
"You did. A disgraceful note,
scrawled with a blunt pencil on dirty
paper. Hero It Is. I don't understand
It, and 1 don't think you are very
huii. (irons.
The unto read ns follows:
"Here's your flowers, but you owe
mo a pair of pants for 'em." Cleve
land I'lain Dealer.
SCALP WAS BADLY AFFECTED
"1 am more than gratified by tho
successful results I ohtulned by tho
u?e of tho Cullcura Kemedlett. For
several years my scalp was very bad
ly affected wltn dandruff and scales.
My sculp itched lerriuiy at limes and
my hair fell out. My coat collar would
be actually white with tho dandruff
that had fallen from my head. My
profession being that of a barber, I
was particular about having my hair
In good condition, and was ulso In a
position to try many lotions, etc., for
tho scalp. These had little or no ef
fect. I bad heard so much about tho
Cutlcura Keniedie.s that I resolved to
try then). I t-hampoocil my head
with Cutlcura Soap twice a week and
after divlni my bead thoroughly, I
anointed parts of my scalp with Cutl
cura Ointment. I was pleased from
the outset, and coiiIIiiii'mI to keep up
this treatment. To think that only
three cakes of Cutlcura Soap and on
and one-half boxes of Cutlcura Oint
ment rid my head of thht annoying
troul'lo made me fel quite contented.
I have now got a thick growth of hair
and 1 Htn never troubled with any
dandruff or Itching of the scalp. There
Is no question but that the Cutlcura
Remedies cured me. I frequently
recommend them to my customers,
and they think a great, deal of them."
(Signed) John F. W'llllnnis, 307 Nor
folk Street, Dorchester, Boston, Mass.,
July :s, 1910.
Nextl
There were a couple of dandy fish
liars In the Colonial lobby. We didn't
he time to get their names, pd
tin uses anil photographs, hut wo lln
Rered long enough to hear the conver
sation. The poignant part thereof
whs as follows:
"How much did your nYh weigh?"
"I didn't have no h:iy scales with
n e, you mm. Hut when I pulled him
rut It lowered the lake four Inches."
"Home .flVh," commented the other,
without tho quiver of an eyelash,
"lienilnds me of some good sport I
had duck hunting last fall. I flred nt
fiurk of ducks nnd gathered up four
quarts of toes." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Lesser Evil.
fire-ham colleen a 171!) was the
m tie of a famous serio-comic duel b'-
twi'cn two celebrated doctors. Dr.
Mead and Dr. Woodward, both nf
v,hntn were lecturers at the college
Whl'i walking down Dishonsciitn
sited one morning they quarreled
hwt some medical question and ad
journed to Hip square of the college
Mil It out with swords. Woodward
fell, wounded In several places, where,
upon M-ad mncnnniiiinuslv said. "Tnko
thy life." "Anything but your physic."
ni-i-ed tui.-K the chagrined Woodward
"" he suouiicd nwnv.- l.omlnn fiimn.
Time Saving.
A new version of the new lnnc fn.
n -Hint- "while you wail" i.-n Is found
ll nil uptown avenue where n leu-),..,-
llfM and a tailoring shop stand sldo
" Mile, tn front M the buildlnc hanirs
s-Ik'i on which are dUidnved the
mine of the tailoring concern and the
""no of the barber shop and this an-
tii'iHioement:
"Stills cleaned nnd pressed while
ri me gelling shaved." New York
01111.
On the Level.
""" you assimilate vour food.
tint v ?
' I doesn't, sail. 1 buv it onen
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to
Happy Mood
Post Toasties
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AnJ litre's a lot in starting
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Voure bound to hand
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rOUGHS AT NEW YORK GAMES
(pectatora Are Annoyed by Rowdy
Ism and Police Will Be Asked
to Preserve Order.
Complajtits of rowdyism Indulged In
y spectators at the two opening
(uiiim of the New York baseball sea
ton may result In the assignment of
i large squad of policemen to keep or
ler at the big league grounds here
in er.
On both days the hoodlums were
:ausing disturbances, according to the
5omplaints received by tho manage
ment. Many women wero struck with
paper balls bigger than their heads,
r by paper clubs rolled thick. Their
sscorts, who tried to ward off tho at
neks whllo making slow progress
toward reserved or empty seats, wero
beaten with tbeso Improvised blud
geons until their hats were smashed
ind In some cases noses wero bleed
ing. The spectacle afforded by a hundred
ir more men and boys pelting a worn
tn and her escort with newspapers,
Jeanut shells, cigar butts and tobacco
jul 's Is not relished by the manage
nenl and steps will bo taken, It Is an
unmet d, to persuade the police to
take a band.
The ball game crowds formerly
were patrolled by regular police, but
'.bene wero withdrawn a yrar ago,
'jwlng to criticism of their assignment
'.o this "private work," and special of
leers hired by the management were
JUbstltuted. These special officers
have been nimble to cope with the
'owdy element. Application will
therefore be made for a return of the
old system.
CANNOT FORGET THE TIGERS
-Kid" Elberfeld, In Reminiscent Mo
ment, Says Public Too Often
Overlooks Good Play.
"In figuring the responsibility for a
inset, all defeat or the credit for a
rlctory," said "Kid" Klberfeld In a
eniinlscent moment, "iho general pub
ic too often overlooks the play or the
ncldent, through which success or
'allure came, nnd ciedits or blames
lome player who really should never
lave had a chance to decide tho re
mit. They don't go back far enough
o note how the play should have
een sw itched.
"I was in one of tho two most fa
nous P.nlsiies the American league
las had, playing shortstop for the
Highlanders In 1901, when we lost the
leiinnnt to Itoslon on the closing day
jf the season, through being beaten In
:he first number of a double-header.
That game lias gone Into baseball his
tory as the ono In which a wild pitch
lost a pennant. As a matter of fact,
Thesbro did toss the chances for the
lag when a 'spltter' got away from
him, went by Jack Klelnow to the
stand nnd let Lou Crlger score from
second base with the winning run.
"Hut we lost that pennant three
ways, and two of these had nothing
'.o do with this particular game. It
never should have been necessary for
us to take either game of this double
header to become champions. The
flag should have been won long be
fore that. It might have b?on had
It not been for Washington. That
team, always down at the bottom of
the column, started us down hill Just
when we were being hailed as the
:ornlng champions. It was the old
story of a team that didn't count at
all killing tbe chances of a better
club.
"The Bamo thing happened to lit
again In the fall of iftut;, when,
after we had given tho White Sox
an awful beating on their own lot,
Cng Into the lend with only eight
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A-vy';i'?si
) JS f:'iiVi-'4
Kid Elberfeld.
more games to play, Detroit, which
finished seventh that year, took
tl) roo straight from us and won
tho flag for Fielder Jones. Ijist year,
you will recall, Detroit In turn had the
same sort of luck. When St l-ouls
handed It a beating In an eight-game
series, through which Jet.nliigs expect
ed to go into the lead."
BLIND MAN TO HEAR GAMES
Wittenberg College Professor Telia
Tide of Battle by Joyous Cries
and Groans of Fans.
A sensor, pass to a blind man that
he mny "henr" the Ohio State league
baseball games nt the Springfield,
Ohio, park was the novel presentation
that hns been made by President Wat
kins of the club. The recipient of
this favor is Professor Rail C. Houk.
vocal director In the Wlttenborg Col
lego Conservatory of Music. Profes
sor llouk enjoys "hearing" bull
games.
My means of the umpires'' cnlla on
strikes and balls, tho sound of the
, ball hitting the bnt, the shouts of Joy
or gronns of the crowd and with some
v,io lo explain the Intrlcnte plays he
follows the gnmo with surprising ac
curacy. He has to be told when a
player steals a base.
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THINKS WELL OF
m i
Larry Lajolo of the Cleveland club
1b one player who believes that Rubo
Wnddell, the eccentric diamond actor,
still has tho ability to travel In fast
company. Nap says that the fact that
the (tube Is with Joo Cunllllon this
season will make him a big winner
According to Larry, there Is only one
mnn In this wide world who can
handle Wnddell right and that man Is
the present manager of (he Minnesota
American Association club.
"Cantillon will let Wnddell have a
free rein," says Lnjoie. "He won't Is
sue any orders, but will put it up to
Kit be entirely. I expect that the
liubn will pull oh a select series of his
copyrighted stunts again this year,
but I wouldn't he surprised if )10
pitched fully fiO games Tor Cantillon.
I know both or them well nnd. believe
me, they make a good combination.
Wnddell la far from the has been
stage. He still possesses the stuff
and It only remains for some one to
get It out of him. Joe is the ono to
do It."
Kirst home run of the year for
Schulte.
A "ragtime drop" hns been discov
ered. My the (Slants, as usual.
Now York fans ate putting In a
claim for two pennants thiH year.
Japanese baseball players are more
successful on American soil than in
their own country.
Vaughn of New York has fully re
tained everything that made him a
phenom last season.
The chenHst way of getting frt
advertising seems to bo to make prs
ents to baseball players.
(Serniany Sehaefer is going lo open
a real estate office In Chicago when he
gets through ns a ball player.
In order not to violate all precedent
we should say something concerning
the mortality among grandmothers.
Masehall players must like the feel
ing of being bought and sold before
they have time to see their new own
ers. Rubo Marqunrd seems to be doing
his best to make good In his last
chance and to prove ho is not a
"lemon."
"Hoc" Cessler, the Washington out
fielder, is showing belter this spring
t lia n he has at any tlmo since ho
Joined that team.
Johnson, who Is shortstopplng for
the Highlanders, seems lo be a useful
person. He fields everything nicely
nnd can hit once In a while.
Heine Zimmerman s not worrying
much about n few poor plays at the
beginning of tho season. He is get
ting them out of his system.
A report Hied by the administrator
of the lato Dan McfJann, who commit
ted suicide, shows that tho dead ball
player left an estate valued nt $:!5,0H0.
Kid Klberfeld and Hal Chase, who
wero enemies when they were to
gether on the Highlanders, have now
mnde up nnd are boosting for each
other.
With a woman In charge of the St.
Louis ball club tha standard, ugly
colors of uniforms mny give way.
Roger Mresnahan would look particu
larly well In cerise."
Those who fancy the hall players
oppressed by tbe magnates do not con
sider that without iron-bound rules
there would bo no profitable profes
sionalism in bnscbnll.
Russell Ford, the crack youn pitch
er of the Highlanders, says that all
he needs now to got Into winning
form Is a few hot days. Ills arm
feels better than usual this spring, he
says.
"Hughle Jennings is bothering about
the hitting of his team," says a critic.
The only American league manager
who Isn't worrying about this has a
name of four letters nnd his nickname
is "Connie."
Ilelno Zimmerman has been ban
dllng everything which conies toward
third In a manner which would Indi
cate Chance has made good with his
threat to make a ball player out of
him.
Mtiver, the young outfielder from
Sun Antonio, whom Dresnan.i'i liu
picked up, Is worth $1100,000. He does
not have to play ball for a living, but
he would rntber do it than live n lift!
of en so.
ERRATIC "RUBE"
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SHOE FOR TROTTIMG HORSE
Much Depends on Conformation of
Animal's Leg ard Breeding of
the Animal.
To Induce a horse to trot or to
changn the Kalt from pai lii- to trot
ting the services of nn expert driver
nre required. It Is largely a matter
of training, though much depends on
tho breeding of the animal and the
conformation of the leg Sh icing with
a four calked shoo Is helpful in soma
Shoe for Trotting Horse.
cases in forming the trotting habit.
The front shoes must be heavier than
tbe hind and may be from 10 to IS
ounces, according to ihu size of the
horse.
TWO PITCHING STARS MEET
Christy fvlathewson and Walter John
son Greet Each Other for First
Time at Atlanta.
Christy Mathewson and Waller
Johnson, the pitching kings, met for
tho tlrst time In Atlanta, and hud a
long talk. F.ach is a great admirer of
the other.
Johnson nsked Matty how he throws
his fndeaway bnll. and the giant star
took particular pains to show just how
he handles his best fooler. Johnsuu
said he believed he would try It.
"Go ahead, and good luck to you,"
said Hatty. "If the fadeaway does you
ns much good as It has done mo you
will win a lot more games with all
your speed nnd control."
Mntty learned a lesson from the
American league king. Johnson has t
way of bis own of snapping tho ball
when he uses his fust one. He showed
Matty how he does it.
There has been a lot of talk about
a pitching duel between the two kings.
They had a good laugh when It was
mentioned.
Dodges Baseball Squdobles.
Notice was served on all national
agreement clubs by the national base
ball commission' the other day thai
hereafter the commission will not con
sider content ions over exhibition
games between clubs of opposite
major leagues, or between major and
minor league clubs unless the ar
rangements for such games shall have
been made by the respective presi
dents of the Interested clubs or their
certified agents. In case tho agent of
a club acts for It, Its president must
II k with the commission a cert I Ilea te
of his authority to represent It.
Player A. C. Conkley, who has betn
on the Ineligible list, has ben rein
stated, and all major league clubs
have been notified that they will be
permitted to arrange exhibition games
with clubs under his control
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I bp b d
Klin 'an in it inaUe n lilKrtiil,
lie riieii"! make a ecru,
She know no lliinK "f I rnlllnif.
II,- 1h not Imilt f"r ioIMiik.
Yd Mill they think lliev'll rixk It
TIkhikIi he ean't pay 'he rent -
She raniid make n hlMeult,
lie lantmt make u n-nl.
Shi risen tale nf mnniliiK,
lie slays mil I. He of inuhts.
She play .pill" well at ein-hrf.
Me him a heap nf lurro.
And yi In xplt,. nf uatnlnci
Their Unlit Uiey want In plight;
Hie- rlm-.s l:ii.i r,f ni'iriiini.'M.
I li' Mays m:t late at nm-ht.
Hhe eaiinnl frv potatoes.
It.- uiliii'it ilrhe a nail.
She neer loul a worry,
1 1" ne i r liinl to hurry.
She e.niniit fll.-e tomalnrs.
At healln- ilia's he'il fall;
She i ami"! fry n'1 1 1, s.
lie i annul ilrlye a nail.
Si'e Is nn neon" nt ilnstini!.
If" iimii'ii tiie'i'l a ehair
N.ir inn I." hull,! a fire.
Y"1 Mie Is hin ileslre
Ami with an.etlim tnitlm;
She knows they'll have no rare
She Is nn i;.ii-i.1 hi ilnstini;.
He eannol metel a ehair.
They'll Mum,. It nil on Cnpiil
When IK" is "nlni; wrnnc.
Ami eaeh Hill senhl Hie other
Ami she'll liiime tn neither
Ami s;iy that he Is Muphl
While he'll use phrases stroni;,
They'll Maine all on Cnpl'l
When life Is K"illK w rnlitf.
Gloomy Outlook.
"Now, Mum. Screechy," says the
manager, nfier the contract has been
signed, "ci.n't you give out a few In
terviews on the subject of mother
hood ?"
"Mercy, po'" replied Mme. Screechy.
"Then deny your engagement to
somebody I his week nnd confirm it
next week."
"I cannot think such a thing."
"Mitt you'll allow us to quote you
as saying that yon favor trial mar
rluges."
"Indeed I won't. I'm under con
tract simply to sing and not to talk
at all."
"Then." sighs the manager, "1 am
afraid your tour Is doomed from the
start."
A Business Head.
"My hoy." says the thoughtful father,
"I notice that when you Rot a penny
oi a nickel, you do not place it In tho
Utile savings bank Santa Clans brought
Tor you last Christmas."
"Not always, papa," answers the
bonny child.
"And I believe. If I nm not mis
taken, that you spend your pennies
and nickels nt the little store around
tho corner."
"Yes, papa."
"Well, my li i.v. If you do not save
your money now, what do yon expect
to do when you grow up?"
"I am going to mi a little store
around the corner, papa. Then I'll
rot all the pennies nnd nickels."
Interesting Figures.
Within ten years alter that," tho
lecturer Is saying as we enter the
hall, "tho seas w ill he completely IllleU
and the surface i,f the earth will be
covered to a height of fu'ty r.lno leet,
so that onlv the lops of tht tall trees
will bo visible."
"What Is he talking about?" we ask
the person next to us.
"Ho Is predicting what will happen
ufter everybody begins living and
traveling In nlr ships and throwing
empty bottles, tin cans and old clothes
over tho stern."
Watered.
"How much rolling stock have
you?" asks tho possible Investor of
the Yukon & Ypsllantl railway.
"Rolling stock?" replies tho promot
er. "We haven't got along that far
yet. We're busy handing out tho
lloaling stock Just at present."
Would Heed the Warning.
"Ilortcnsla," cautioned tho mother.
"If that young Mr. I .ovum wore to
call on mo as he does on you, and
were to ask mo to kiss him, as he
docs you, I should show him tho door
Instantly."
"Yes, mamma," replied the dutiful
daughter.
After the young man's next call the
mother asked llortensin:
"Old you follow my advice with re
gard to Mr. l.ovum?"
"Yes, mnninia. I told him you said
if he asked you to kiss htm you would
show him the door."
"Ah, and whnt did he say to that?"
"He said he wouldn't ask you to."
Peg's Day Off.
"Nothing today. Pegasus," said the
poet, when his horse came to tho door,
ready for the matutinal (light."
Pegasus looked at him Inquiringly.
"I don't need you," the poet ex
claimed. "All I've go to do Is to write
my annual parody on 'The Queen ol
the May."'
His Effort.
"Now, Johnny," talcl the teacher,
'you may try your hand at willing a
short story."
A few minutes lat-r Johnny banded
:ip his slate on which was written:
"I's boys all loves cur teacher."
Harper's f'.azar.
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Italrrit it ;m yt-art. I'rK-r IX) i-aiait.
Let amusement fill In the chinks of
your life, not tho groat spaces there
3f. Parker.
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Many Women There Are Who Will
Understand Just Why Long-Suffering
"Worm" Turned.
Several years uko an Atchison couple
wore 11 vltiK happily together. The
community a shocked otic day w hen
the wife applied for a divorce and not
It. The story of tho divorce has come
out. It Hcctns that the wife went into
the kitchen ami "slaved" till day. She
made hrcad, pics, cake, cockles anil
pork and heans. She hoilcd n tongue,
made a potato salad, stuffed cj:ns,
made a custard and hrown hnail.
When her hiiRhnnd enme home at
nix o'clock in the evening' he found her
dressed up. And on the tahle was
cold tongue, pork and heans, fresh
bread, cake, cookies, pie, potato salad,
unified cups, hrown bread and cus
tard. The wife thought her husband
would say: "You poor darlini:, how
you have worked today!" Instead, he
said, in a surprised way: "I'OI.D sup
per! Lord, hut you have an easy
time!" Ills wife did not answer hint.
She was speechless with rape, and
he docs not know to this day why she
Bslted the court to be divorced from
a IIIU'TK. Atchison Globe.
The Impossible.
Andrew Carnegie, at a recent din
ner in New York, Bald of a, certain
labor trouble:
"It. Is silly of employers to pretend
in these troubles that they nre always
in the rlRht. fOnvployers nre often
In tho wrotiR; often unreasonable.
They often - like Mrs. Smlth-Joncs
ask impossible things:
"Mrs. Smllh-.Ioiies. taking n villa
at I'tilm lleach, engaged for butler a
stately old colored deacon.
"'Now, Clay," she Bald to the old
fellow, 'there are two things 1 must
Insist upon truthfulness and obedl
ence.'
" 'Yes, madam,' the venerable serv
ant answered, 'and when yo' bids mo
tell yo' guests yo's out when yo's in,
which fihnll it be, madam?'"
One Close Tip.
"Your wandering life as an actor
must cut you off from all tics."
"Ah. madam, say not so. The rail
road tics are ever with us."
The only proof against disappoint
ment Is to expect the unexpected.
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(let it today in n-iia I liquid form Of
chocolated tablets railed SarsatabS.
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HARD LINES.
Grace She married a widower?
Kdlth - Is sho happy?
Grace-No; when he's not talking
about himself he's talking about his
liiBt wife.
Hopelessly Outclassed.
"Mrs. Caswell while von wem in
Venice, did you see th Itriilg of
Sighs? '
"Oh. ves: I taw what thev called
that. Hut, my land. I've won bridges
ten times Its size without ever going
out of Pennsylvania."
A Distinction.
".lim may not be a tiurccssfiit mnn,"
(aid the optimist, "but he's full of pos-
lliilities."
"Perhaps." grunted the cynic, "but
not of probabilities."
Tf n iln'e r.f Tfnnlir) Yi?nrtl Oil taken
nt niL'lit will prewar vour havinc bud
enl'l in the mi'ininii. in't it n cneil ide
tn hive it rendv tn inhc the moment you
feel 'I lie cold mining?
The sunset of your life will not b
beautiful unless your home life was
pleasant during your day of work.
Colonel Hunter.
ForrOI.lt and CHIP
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You cannot step twice Into thesam
stream, for as you tire stepping in,
other, and yet other, waters flow on.
Ileraclltus.
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