1II0II VOLUME 12 McCONNELLSUURG, PA., FEHKUAUY 1G, 1911. NUMBER 2 j HIGH SCHOOL I'UY. I The Laughable Comedy, "Mrs. Brings of ; the Poultry Yard" Will be Given on the Evening of the 22nd. ' Those who have been so well entertained by the plays given by ' our local talent in the past, are promised a real bright evening outbe twenty-second of Febru ary, when the numbers of the i McConneilsburg Uigh School will Kive "Mrs. Brlggs of the Poultry n'ard." c When the auditorium of the (new public school building was 'furnished a few years ago, a few public spirited citizens advanced some six hundred or more dollars Uuth the understanding that the 'school would refund the money 'by giving occasional entertain ments. About half of this sum 'has been raised, and now the I school would like to bo rid of the obligation; hence, the general public is given an opportunity to 'contribute a few cents toward the liquidation of this debt, and are 'promised value received for their contribution in an evening of 'clear and wholesome fun. f. Tickets will be on sale at Trout's 'drug store at and after 10 o'clock ;next Tuesday morning. 'i The entertainment will begin 'at 7:30 o'clock. Reserved scats may be had for 35 cents, and gon- era! admission for 23. Recent Wedding. Ramsey Morse. i At the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Morse, on Wednesday evening of last week, Rev. T. P. Garland pronounced the beauti ful ceremony that united the hearts and hands of Mr. Charles S. Ramsey, of Breezewood, Bed ford county, and Miss Martha M. IMorso. There many friends ex .tond to them sincere congratula tions for a happy and successful married life. I Mellott Ieinuaugh. Without any ostentatious dis play, Mr. Frank Mellott and Miss Nettie E. Ueinbaugb, both of Ayr township, went to the Lutheran parsonago, in this place, Tuesday and were quietly married by Rev. Clifford E. Bays. The brida is a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Ileinbaugh and is a young lady (of many charming qualities. The groom is tlio only son of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Mellott, the father being one of the leading farmers in the County. The bride and groom are excellent young poo pie, and start out in life for them solves with the best wishes of a host of friends. Cart Load of Traps. Tlcasant Ridge, Feb. 13. Some .sportsmen out looking for a good point to locate for the purpose of .engaging in trapping, came to the ihome of Simon Daniels lately and jiuquircd if he had seen any skunk (tracks in the neighborhood this intor, and whether he thought a proiitable business might be Tcarriedou in the trapping line. yTliey were equippod with a cart load of traps, which will be so vell distributed that it will he .Impossible for that kind of a cat ,to escapo without getting its feet tangled. If however the animal should happen to get across the j"dead line" an unerring marks man will will bring him down With a dose of cold load. If you anttohear some good stories .aoout trapping, just call the boys )", ana thev Will tnnUa mil lftiicrh. ' Recent Deaths. Mellott. Emmfirf. Wilt ;pt Pi Mr and Mrs. Geo. C. Mel of Webster Mills, died at their homo February 5, 1911, ged G months and 17 days. Fu- vi D 08 were conducted by nart tt ana Interment was u umon cemetery. Custeu. A Child, fivn m Pl Mr. and MVo t- yr township, died at their home m Saturday evening of whoop- o -vuku ana other complica '0Q8. Funer TWo,W i. Jo'mentin Union cemetery. FOR BALD HEADS. A Treatment That Costs Nothing if it Fails. We want you to try throe large bottles of Rexall "1)3" Hair Tonic on our personal guarantee that the trial will not cost you a penny if it does not give you absoluto satisfaction. That's proof of our fait.1-! in this remedy, and it should indisputably demonstrate that we knev what we are talking about when we say that Rexall "93" Ilair Tonic will grow hair on bald heads, except where bald ness has been of such long dura tiou that the roots of the hair are entirely dead, the follicles closed and grown over, and the scalp is glazed. Remember, we are basing our statements upon what has already bocu accomplished by the use of Rexall "93" Hair Tonic, and wo have the right to assume that what it has dono for thousands of others it will do for you. In any event you cannot loso auything by giving it a trial on our liberal guarantee. Two sizes, DOc. and $1.00. liemembor, you can ob tain Rexall Remedies in this com munity only at our store The Xvexall Store. Leslie W. Seylar. ANDOVLR. Mrs. Eliza both Brumbaugh does not improve in health very fast Mrs. V. R. Sipos and sou Ern est came over to attend institute at Compulsion last Friday. Tho institute at Compulsion was very good. Tho scholars all did their very best. Cadiz Schooley, Harry Desh onv', John Sipos, Ethel Schooley Goldie Sipes, and Edith and Georgio Deshoug were pleasant callers at the home of Miss Myr tle Sipos last Tuesday evening. Quito a pleasant time was spent at Mrs. Mac Sipes's last Tues day at a quilting, and the men folks cut and hauled wood Those prosont were: Richard Schooley and wife, and son Cadiz; Leroy Schooley and wife; Gilbert Desh ong and wife; Mrs. Bert Wilson and children, Ralph and Pauline; Mrs. Wishart Docker; Mrs. John Deshong and children, George and Ada; Mrs. Jennie Barber, Mrs. Clara Decker; Cleveland Strait, wifeand daughter Gladys; Riley Wilson, David Sipes and Howard Mellott. All went homo wishing lor more quilting parties. The Ladies' aid society of Si loam church met at the home ol Mrs. Katie Schooley last Thurs day. All members were present but one. They report "getting along tine with their quilt. About fifteen dollars worth of names havo been secured. Mrs. Lorey Schooley and Mrs. R. P. Schooley were visiting m tho home of Mrs. Mac Sipes last Thursday, and helping to quilt. Mr. and Mis. R. P. Schooley and daughter Ethel, were pleas ant callers at the homo of Michael llockeusraith's last Tuesday. Mrs. Nevin Laidig aud daugh ter Margaret, spent last Friday with Mrs. Mac Sipes. Oliver Oakman, who has boon spending a week in the homo of his sou Oliver, has returned home. Wilbur Sipes spent the time from Friday until Tuesday with his uncle Reamer Sipos at Foltz. The next institute at SilOam in in three weeks. KNOBSVILLt. Miss Lottie Bradnick and brother Paul were on the sick list, but are now better again. irvin Bradnick and brother George have almost completed hauling stone for a lime kiln this winter. Irvin Bradnick's buggy shafts are still standing against the barn, 2 pairs of them ready for use when needed. Uenry W. Mellott, one of the busy workers, has hauled two hundred bushels of lime on his corn ground already. Subscribe for the Nsws. Wisdom. Tho hand of God clasps tho hand of man, fear blonds with hope, and faith springs up in tho human heart. Behold, tho be ginning of wiHdom in man. How can ho forget tho Lord his Maker; who hath strotchod forth the heavens, and laid the founda tions of tho earth. Who hath ordaiued the moon and tho stars, aud tho firmament declareth his handiwork. Ho hath set a taber nacle for tho sun, and there is nothing hid from tho heat there of. Man walks on verdure, aud gazes on the beautiful bluo. Be holds the mountains, and rivers, forests, and cataracts, trees, and Howers, from tho mighty oak and spreadiug elm to tho violet and lily of tho valleys. His eyes roam ovor tho broad prairie, and pierco tho deep ravine. God has formed man for tho beautiful and sublime; for ho breathes tho fragrance, listens to tho music, and beho'ds bright ness and symmetry. He appre ciates with awe tho grand and awful; while tho graceful and lovely mako him rejoice. Truly, "man is fearfully and wonderfully made." Through scienco ho scarcheth tor the vein of silver, and the placo of gold; for tho brass in tho stone, and iron in the earth. Ho seeks precious stones, and daro com pare God's works with his wis dom. But wisdom cannot bo lound, for the prico is above rubies, and it cannot be valued with pure gold. Wisdom is not found in tho land of tho living, and man knoweth not the price thereof. God, alone, under staiuleth the way, and unto man he saith, "Tho fear of tho Lord, that is wisdom, and to depart from evil is understanding." Man is equipped with con science, and ho may 11 nd the se crets of wisdom. "If his hands are stretched toward the Al mighty, his face shall be without spot, aud ho shall not fear; be cause thero is hope." Wisdom is crystahzed in character. A word, an action, lifts tho veil and shows tho man. "Jesus wept." Tho resurrection breathed in that moment of time. From the Fall unto the Cross, man was touched here and thero with the mystic glory of a supernal wis dom. From that crucial hour it has poured forth, and covered the earth; until peace lloweth as a river; and righteousness as tho waves ol the sea. Job declared unto his three friends that silence would be their wisdom, and that ho was not inferior to them. In tho prosenco of God he cried, "1 abhor myself, and repent in dust and ashes." In the face of the Lord his God ho found wisdom. Tho prophet Isaiah found it in a live coat flora off God's altar. Jeremiah, in a fountain of tears; Ezokial, in a wheel within a wheel; Daniel, with mind, heart, and life tilled with wisdom, m rapture exclaimed. "They that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the tirmament, and as tho stars forever and ever." Surely, "man may bo an angel, if divine." Woman found wisdom in an empty tomb. She was first in tho transgression; but she was first at the sepulcher. And the spices which were not needed has filed the earth with the fragrance of faith in a crucified Redeemer. Woman was lifted out of obscurity to become the mother of the Prince of life. Thus, was womanhood exalted. In the great movements, through tho centuries, the touch of woman's influence, though hidden, has been potent for good. When the Reformation hung in the balanco, and tho great heart of Martin Luther sank, ho was incited to fresh courage, and zeal by the reproachful inquiry of his wife. Is God dead? A woman preferred wisdon to jewels hence tho discovery of this great land of America. The abolition of human slavery, and the pro hibition of soul slavery have boen - Millions Demand Parcels Tost "Tho express companies havo successfully opposod all attempts for parcels post," writes Arnold E. Williams in Human Lifo for February, "and in tho past have been aided by tho country mer chant, who is feartul of competi tion from tho mail order houses when once thero is a reasonable rate and weight limit established for general merchandise. "There is a ray of hope in the future, however; perhaps the very near future. In fact, it is not at all imbrobable that tho present Congress may pay some attention to tho demand for parcels post legislation of somo kind, and be fore its adjournment embark on the experiment urged by tho Postmastor General for a parcels post on the rural routes. To tho great majority ot the advocates of a domestic parcels post this will bo satisfactory only as it is tho entering wedge. They are not to bo satisfied with anything less than a general service for domes tic mails. They contend, how over, that this experiment will so completely demonstrate the un limited possibilities for conveni ence and revenue that Congress wiil bo unable to withstand tho demand that will quickly follow for an adequate service. "Tho November elections have had an inlluonco too. Thero were many mombers of Congress who declared that the people were yet undecided as to what they really wantod in tho lino of parcels post. These members arc now convinc ed that the people have made up their minds to get something and to hao representatives m Con gress who will give it to them. " 'If wo don't enact this legisla tion,1 said a Republican member on tho assembling of Congress lor the short session, 'the next Congress will. Wo had better givo them something und get tho credit for it.' " DANE. Tho sledding is gouo and there is lois of mud. Vallanco school is progressing nicely under tho care of Maud E. Strait. Mrs. Cora Croft is at Dillsburg taking care of her mother who is seriously ill with cancor. Miss Nellio Croft and Mary Batdorff spent Sunday afternoon with Donora Ambrose. C. II. Crott took a party of folks sledding last Thursday nightover to II. J, Mellott's. They report having had a lino time. Clarence Lloover had his lady friend out sleighing last Sunday. C. H. Croft expects to got tho saw mill in before long. Charloy King who has been sick all winter, is worse again. fruitful themes for tho pon cf a ready writer, with wisdom from above. Tho names of Harriot Boecher Stowe and Frances E. Willard are eugraven in the heart of raothors, both black aud white, as well as in tho Hall of fame. Tho "Prohibition" contest yet wages; but in faith aud hopo we daro believe that tho time drawoth nigh when womau will no longer make bricks without straw. On the contrary, with clean hands will cast her ballot for the salva tion of hu inanity. Yet more, will will help defeat the throne of ini quity which frameth mischief by law. Wisdom, is bold as a lion, yet gentle as a lamb. How it shines from the human soul traveling toward the ocean of infirmity! The little child sends back a hint of the effulgent glory in the matchless smile of au eyo. The youth with radient brow ex changes life lor immortal youth. The aged saint sinks into the cold embrace of death with a countenance of inefllble peace. Fear of God, is tho beginning of wisdom; but the end knows not fear. At evening time it shall be light. "All the universe is light, and there is no death." Wisdom holds perpetual sway in the new heavens and the new earth wherein dwelleth righeous ness, and a God of wisdom reigns and rules throughout the sycles of eternity. Fannie M. Riddle. Sale Register. Friday, February 17, C. J. Brewer will soli at public sale on the Mrs. K. C. Johnson farm 1J milos south of town, horses, colts, cows, hogs, etc. Sale begins at 10 o'clock a. m. A reasonable credit will be given. A. L. Wiblo, Auctioneer. Friday, February 17, S. B. Deshong, intending to quit busi ness, will sell at his residence at Pleasant Ridge farm, a fine threo-year-old Colt, Chickens, Cooking Range, Bacon and Lard, Wagons, Wheat and Rye in the ground, Bees, White Pino lum ber, and a lot of Store Goods. The sale will begin at 9 o'clock, sharp. Thursday, February 23, Mrs. Virginia llouck, administratrix of Ephraim llouck, deceased, will sell on the Billy Patterson farm, 5 miles south of McCou nellsbun;, horses, cattle, farm ing implements, household goods, ifcc. Sale Wegins at 10 o'clock. Tuesday, March 7, C. M. Ray, having bought a farm and being obliged to reduce his stock, will sell at his resideuce on the Patter son farm, 2 miles southwest of McConneilsburg, horses, cattle, hogs, farming implements, &c. Sale begins at 10 o'clock. A. L. Wiblo, Auctioneer. Wednesday, March 8. Wm. A. Secrist, having sold his farm, will sell at his residence on what is, perhaps, better known as' the Davy Johnson farm in Thompson township, 3.J miles northeast of Hancock, horses, cattle, hogs, wagons, buggy, farming implo meuts, kc. Sale begins at 10 o' clock. 0 months credit. Thursday, March 9, George Brant having bought a farm in Cumberland county, and intend ing to remove thereto, will sell at his residence on "the old Gilhs farm" 2.J miles northwest of Mc Conneilsburg, horsos, cattle, hogs farming implements, hay, grain, &c. A. L. Wiblo, Auctioneer. Friday, March 10. Wm. But erbaugh intending to romovo to his own farm m Ayr township, will sell at his rosidcnco on the McGovorn farm 1J mile north of McConneilsburg, horses, cattlo, sheep, hogs, farming implements grain, &c. Sale begins at 10 o'clock. A. L. Wible, auctioneer. Saturday, March 11th, S. M. Lauthers, intending to remove from the County, will sell at his residence on the Sam Widney farm 1 mile east of Burnt Cabins, live stock, farming Implements, hay, grain, household goods, etc. Sale will begin at 12 o'clock, noon. A. L. Wible, auctioneer. Tuesday, March 14. B. W. Loguo intending to quit farming, will sell at his residonco on the late Judge Logan farm in Ayr township, 5 tmlos' south of Mc Conneilsburg, horses, cattlo, farming implements, grain, food, household goods, &c. Sale be gins at 10 o'clock. A. L. Wible, auctioneer. Wednesday, March 15, John GiUis will sell at his residence on the Spangler farm about 2 miles north of Knobsville, horses, cat tle, hogs, farming implements, hay, grain, &c. Sale begins at 10 o'clock. A, L. Wible, auc tioneer. Thursday March 16, R. W. Wagner intending to quit farm ing, will sell at his residence on the Charlie McGehee farm, now owned by S. R. Linn, 1 mite north of Burnt Cabins on Shade Gap road, 4 horses, 2 mules, 23 head of cattle, 31 hogs, farming imple ments of all knds, hay, house hold goods, &c. C.radit 1 year. Sale begins at 10 o'clock sharp. A. L. Wible, Auctioneer. Saturday, Marchl8. II.S.Dan niels intending to quit farming, will sell at his residence at Pat terson's Run, on the turnpike 4 miles west of McConneilsburg, horses, cattle, hogs, farming im plements, hay, grain, household goods, &c. Sale begins a 10 GIMPT10N ON THE FARM. Some I'scful Hints For Those Who Live On Farms. Do not try tho patience of a good wife by giving her green wood to burn. Many a man wears himself out trying to keep up with his good intentions. The funniest thing aboat a big man is that he is apt to have a little wife. Whitewash your barn, but nev er undertake to whitewash a crroked politician. You are bettor than you seem; bettor than you believo yourself to be. So don't givo waytodis couragoment. There are more people dying for tho lack of a kind word, a pat on the back and a little encour agement, than there are from disease Hot water on the grindstone will spoil it after a little so that it will have no grit. Use warm water, not hot, for taking the frost out of your stone. What a lot of strength there is wasted chopping with dull axes! Spend a fow minutes at the grind stone and see how nicely the world will go after that. Some lolks make themselves so lamo kicking about things, that they tire themselves all out and never make anything out of life. It doesn't pay. The boys and girls get enough hard knocks out in the world without your being stern and harsh with them. Let your homo bo to thorn a shelter and a refuge from the storms ot tho world. Get pretty slippery around the house and barn sometimes. Get a barrel of sand, coal ashes or saw-dust and when such days come, scatter some on the icy spots. Easior to save bones than it is to mend them. "Who pays the taxes!" asks Wallaces' Farmer. So far as we have boon able to discover pretty noarly everybody pays. The tax collector is as relentless as death, and few aro able to sldo-stcp him. It helps tho wagon-maker to let the mud froczo to the whools when you come, in from a trip. You don't need to do it, though. By taking a little pains you can get most of the mud off while it is soft, and so save the wagon many years longer. Do not track mud into the house Provide a scraper and mat out side the door, and do not forget to use them before going into the house. Scrubing floors and sweeping carpets are not easy tasks, and the thoughtful man will not add to his wife's burdens. English sparrows, which in years past have boon so numer ous that crusades against them havo boon instituted in parts of tho country, are said to bo dis appearing, according to reports from entomologists. What is causing the unusual mortality is unknown. No matter how economical a young man is, his endeavors to save are wasted if he has a care less wife. Ho might as well bo doomed to spond his strength and life in an attempt to catch water in a sieve. The effort would bo scarcely loss certainly vain. Habits of economy, tho way to turn everything in the household affairs to the best account these are among the things which every mother should teach her daugh ters. o'clock. Credit 9 months. J. M Chesnut, auctioneer. Monday, March 20, W. II. Nesbit will sell in front of his store in this place a car load of buggies, surreys, manurespread- ers, spring-harrows, corn plant ers, horse-rakes, mowers, Yan kee harness and buggy harness. In tact anything the farmer needs. Sale begins at 10 o'clock. A. L. Wiblo, Auctionoor. ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW Snapshots at Their Comings and Goings Here for a Vacation, or Away j for a Restful Outing. NAMES OF VISITORS AND VISITED Oliver Plessinger, ol Belfast township, was among the County Seat visitors Monday. Joseph E. Mellott, of Belfast township, was in town Monday, Ho says their children all havo whooping cough. Robert II., and Charles W. Earley, of Wells Valley, spent a fow hours in town last Saturday attending to business. Chas. II. Hess, of Bethel town ship, called at tho News ollVo a few minutes while in town Mon day. Mrs. George B. Mock and Mrs. John S. Nelson, both of Todd township, aro spending a week visiting relatives in New York City. A. M. Bivens, president of tho Fulton County Mutual Fire In surance Company, was in town Monday looking after tho inter ests of his company. Mrs. Tho8. F. Sloan and her sister, Miss Harriet Alexander, went to Camp Hill, Pa., yester day to bo present at tho funeral of their undo, Maj. J. A. Moore. Mr. and Mrs. Daniel McQuade, Mrs. Thomas Johnston, Mrs. Sarah Sudors, Mrs. Annio E. DeUart and Mrs. George Sudors, spont Saturday with Mr. aud Mrs. Charles McCurdy in Mer cers ourg. Mrs. J. Kendall Johnston aud Mrs. Goo. W. Reisner both of whom had been spending boiuo time m Philadelphia visitiug friends, returned to their res pective homes in this place last Saturday evening. Among tho County Seat visi tors last Saturday was '-Uncle" John Tico, of Knobsville. Whon tho government places thresher man on the pension roll, undo John will be entitled to a lot of back pay, for ho is one of tho pioneer threshers of this county, having begun with an old chaff piler right after the War, and from that to the latest improved steam out fit, he has served tho pooplo for forty four consecutive years. Be was wounded in tho service too, losing one of tho fingors of the left hand by having it caught between the cogs of rapidly revolving wheels of his separator. SALl'VU. Mrs. Emory Hesslcr who has been quite ill for some weeks is rapidly improving. . P. B. Foreman, of Laidig, spent Sunday evening very pleasantly with Miss Nellie Deshoug. Clyde Austin who has boon employed at Wells Tannery, is at his home in this place suffering from a very lamo bacic. Miss Mary Mumma who is em ployed in the home of Emory Bossier is suffering from la gnppo. The good sleighing of last week was spoilod by tho warm sunshine of Sunday and Monday, and now we have a dose of slop and mud on the roads. Jacksou : Deshong is making the necessary preparations to build a nico new house and barn as soou as tho weather breaks up in the spring. Emory Uessler butchered two mighty fine porkers last week. The protracted meeting being conducted by Revs. Powers aud Garland at the Sidoling lhllChrisb lan church has been drawing; groat crowds, and a strong relig ious interest.has boen awakened. Last Wednesday three of our enthusiastic fox hunters went out for a day's sport after the cun ning chicken thieves. All day long they trudged ovor the rough mountain side; but they were re warded for their day's effort by getting such a load that they could hardly get home with it Trespass notices at the News cfllco.