SEVEN
IEABS OF
MISERY
All Ifsiieved by Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetabki Compouni
Sikeitou, Mo. 'Tor seven yars I
Buffered everything. I was lu lied
lor loiiroruto tiaya
nt u time evert
month, hihI ho weak:
I could li.vrdiy walk.
1 cram is: J and hud
backache and head
acho, und was ho
nervous and weak
that I dreaded to
sen unyeme or havo
anyone move in tho
room, i no uoctori
gtivo mo medicine to
II' if r ;n
n.o at t hoso
times, and said that 1 oiiRhtto havoun
operation. I would not listen to that,
find when a friend of rny husband told
lilm ahoiit Lydia E. liukhain's Vcrv
tabid Compound a!id wtnt it had dui:8
for his wifo, I was willing to take it.
Kow I look the jiicturo of health and
fool like it, too. I can do my own hour;'!,
work, hoo my parflai, and milk a cow.
1 can cuterulti company und enjoy
them. I can vklt when 1 choose, and
walk R3 far na any ordlnnry woman,
any day ia tho month. I wish. I could
talk todverysnlTtTinirwomiiftndfjirl."
Mrs. DtMA liETirt".E, Kikeston, Mo.
The most successful romed v in thb
country for the cure of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia L. link.
Lam's Vegctablo Compound.
It is more widely and successfully
used than any other remedy. It has
cured thousands of womea who have
been troubled with displacements, iiv.
flammJUon, ulceration, fibroid tumors,
Irrefrnlarlties, periodic pain a, hackncho,
Vhat beariiiif down feeling, lndlfrwstion,
and nervoiiH prostration, after all other
means had failed. Why don't you try Hi1
ROYALTY AS THE GODFATHER
Difficulty in Europe Suceeetfully Over
corns by the Exerclae of Soma
Diplomacy.
In tbe early dayi of the reign of the
fate King Leopold of Ilelglum a sev
enth iton was born to a Urussels wom
an, and "ben the king board of It and
wait told -hat the boy waa the seventh
successive one, and that no girl bad
come to tbe family, he asked to be the
baby's godfather. Ever since then
every seventh eon born In Urussels
baa had tbe name honor, and tbe moth
era have received gifts In keeping
with tbelr atatlon In life. King Al
bert, In carrying out the old adage a
short time ago bad Rome difficulty
"because the seventh son waa twins,"
according to the Frankfurter Zeltung.
He could not stand fur both boys, bo
cauHe that would glvo the family two
Alberta. The remedy was found by
Queen Elizabeth, who suKgested that
her little eon, the duke of Brilliant,
be the godfather of tho eighth boy,
who consequently received tho namo
of Leopold.
The Walkera.
James M. Heck, the famous corpora
tion lawyer of New Vork, Is a native
of Philadelphia, and to Philadelphia
he often returns to see his old
friends.
Mr. Keck, In a recent bnnipiet In
Philadelphia, defended corporations
with an epigram.
"Tbe trust buster and the Socialist
may do what they please," he said,
"but mankind will Ht 111 be divided into
two great classes those who walk to
get an appetite for. their dinner, and
those who walk to get a dinner for
their appetite."
A Mosque in London.
It Is proposed to erect a mosque in
the capital of the greatest Moham
medan power In the world, mid the
only surprising feature of the pro
ject is that it hiis not been executed
before. Tho building is to cost 100,
Ooii, to which the uga khan has al
ready contributed i!5.0o0. The com
mittee in control of the schema Is
presided over by Amir All,, and In
eludes the Tiirkbh and Persian min
isters, a:; well as three members ol
the council of India. London Globu
That Essenti.il Struggle.
There are men who g: through life
without ever getting what one would
call a throw-down or set back they
never get to know what It means to
fuce rough or tough weather. Their
way Is slicked and paved. They seem
to nil.-'s the one great essential thing
In every stioci hs the struggle; days
when everything looks ns though ono
Is about done for and ready to cave In.
EASY CHANCE
When Coffee Is Doing Harm,
A lady writes from the land of cot
ton of the resells of n four years' ti!;e
of the foed beverage hot Postum.
'T.vcr since I can remember wo had
used n.f.ce three limes a day. It had
a more or Ins injurious effect upon
us all, and I myself butlcwd almost
(lenth from indigestion and nervous
Hers caused by it.
"I know it was that, because when
I would leave It oil for a few days I
would feel belter. I!ut It was hard to
give It up, even though I realized how
harmful It was to me.
"At last I found a perfectly easy
way to make tho change. Four years
ago I abandoned the coffee habit ami
began to drink 1'ostum, and I also In
fluenced tho rest of the family to do
the same. Even the children are al
lowed to drink It freely as they do
water. And It has done us all great
good.
,"I no longer suffer from Indigestion,
and my nerves are in admirable tone
since I began to use Postum. We
never use the old coffee any more.
"We appreclataa Postum aa a de
lightful and healthful beverage, which
not only Invigorates but supplies tho
best of nourishment ns well." Name
given by Postum Co., Ilattle Creek,
Mich.
Read "The Road to Wellvllle," in
pkgs. "There's a Reason."
Ever ml the above Irttrrt A nrn
appmr from time to time. Tbry
ar araalac, true, nail full of human
tateraat.
Irr ''7. 7 ,
r7 mis
STATE
CAPITAL
CHAT
llarrlshut'K Correspondence.
STATU COVIitol, ill'' ItoADS.
A bill which will take the Improve
ment of condemned toll roads out
of tire hands or the city, borough or
township acijiiiriiiK them was present
ed in the House by Itoprosoniativo YV.
Uruce (iond, of Luzerne County.
The bill is In the form of a repeal
er of the act of May lu, limit, niv
li,K the municipalities control over
the improvement and is believed to
tut in line with the k ncrul plan to
i;i-e the State control of all turn
pikes which may be made free.
Another bill which attracted con
siderable attention was that nlvinfj
two or more boroughs the rlht to
join in construction or purchase of
water woiks and ebctric plants and
to operate them in common. This
measure was put in by W. II. Kern,
of .Montgomery County, v, hos-e home
district Is in the territory covered by
tie- Siu'lnlield Water Company.
A bill introduced to permit the kill
Inn of deer iui'1 other bin game by
meuus of automatic or "pump" kuiis,
il Is said, will be founht by the State
'Jatne I otiiinhsion. The measure was
presented by K. II. Rockwell, Repre
sentative from Tlona County. Dr.
Joseph Kalbfus, Hecretaiy of the
Stato (lame Coiniu.HSion. declares the
measure would undo the work of
years for the preservation of name.
Another bill Introduced was one by
.Mr. Ilillman. of Iterks, providing
that $2o shall be paid out of county
funds for the burial of each indigent
person whose letal place of residence
Is uakiiow u.
INDKI-KMHIM'S" MOW A. SSI I.
CIATIOX.
An Independent Legislative Asso
ciation was formed by Independent
members of the Legislature and men
active in the movement naid the qual
ification for membership would no
"flood Cioverniiient."
"Uood Government is all there Is
to It, anil the persons proposed for
membership will be passed upon by
a membership committee which will
lie thoroughly posted," said Repre
sentative Kdwlii .M. Abbott, Phila
delphia. The league has established head
quarters in a business- building in
this city and will hold meetings ev
ery Tuesday afternoon at 4 o'clock,
at which a program will lie mapped
out.
IMHGXANT OVKIt I'LASTKi:
"IUAI'1X."
The Harm rd statuary bids fair to
stir up the Legislature because'of the
uiuniier In which the male figures
have been daubed with plaster.
This treatment was discovered
when the canvas coverings were
taken off and numerous spectators
were astonished to see the crude
manner lu which the marble effigies
had been doctored.
No one a.ipears t ) know when
(laniard will be here, and as the
Hoard of Public Grounds and Build
ings declines to take cognizance of
the matter on the plea that the stat
ues have not been turned over, no
one knows what will be the outcome.
STATU WANT $1 ,l)U7,0(lt.
The trustees of the Pennsylvania
State College, at their meeting hcr
decided to ask the Legislature for
$1,1127,000 for ..'ie completion of the
building program, maintenance and
other charges at the college and
$1110,000 for the extension work,
which Includes the Instruction and
deiiionttration trains, the night
schools and apprentice schools in va
rious parts of the State.
The trustees re-elected General
.James A. Heaver, president and Dr.
I'M win Katie Sparks, as secretary.
The executive committee was re
elected. To Protect Stale I'isb.
Catching of black bass less than
ten inches in length will be made an
offense against the lish laws of Penn
sylvania, If a bill amending the lish
laws goes through.
The bill has been prepared by the
State Ilepart nit tit of Fisheries, and
In mlditioii to protecting the famous
bass, places sunllsh, river chub and
Ilsli on the list of y.Xie fishes, makes
Iho closed season for "sunnles" De
cember to June 1 4 ; prohibiting use
:f spears and gigs except In a few
-ast s, forbidding" uho of torch or light
for killing frogs, but allowing a light
to catch leopard frogs for bait by
nets or nands; defining rights of
public fishing in waters through pri
vate lands and Imposing a license
fee of $lo on all unnaturalized for
eigners. It is i.ho planned to protect ter
rapin by means of a closed season
und to conserve minnows by new
regul.it ions as to nets.
Fight Anglers' Hill.
The directors of the Cnlted Sports
men of Pennsylvania passed resolu
tions against the proposed anglers'"
license bill, but decided not to take
Hny action for or against the gun
ners' license bill, holding that local
organizations should he left free to
do as they please. Huntingdon was
selected as the place for the annual
convention in June. Klghteen new
camps were reported formed In the
last year.
Soldiers' Orphans' ComiiiisHion.
The Stato Soldiers' Orphans'
Schools Commission elected Major
Levi G. McCauley, West Chester,
vice president; James K. Morrison,
Philadelphia, secretary, and Thad M.
Mahon, Chambc-rsburg, treasurer.
Governor Tcner Is president of the
commission.
Little Purchased Happiness.
In looking back over our lives at
the momenta that have been worth
while, how many of them did money
buy T Success jjagaxlna.
MEW PRIZE RING RULES SATISFACTORY
iu At ' V
The hind of ania&F
CCWeAONLY IN tSF -
Three Different Methods.
The director of athletics of Phila
delphia read with satisfaction the
rules recently adopted by the head of
the department of public safety to pre
vent such accidents as have ba
pened In the fistic arena lately, lie
seemed to be especially pleased with
rule No. 3, which reads:
Contestants shall not be permitted
to have more than three attendants or
seconds and these seconds must re
frain from coaching, tho principals
during the progress of the rounds.
"That rulo will at least make It
much moro dllllcult," commented the
director, "for fighters and their sec
onds to lake advantake of an oppo
nent by means of the various tricks
of tho ring that have been possible
In the past through tho number or
men allowed to surround a contest
ant during the rests nnd before tho
fight begins. It was Impossible for
the referee to see what was going on
when tho contestant was the center of
a hollow square of towel wielders,
spongers and rubbers. Hehlnd that
human screen various tricks were
practiced, some of them dastardly In
their nature.
"It has been possible to anoint a
glove with oil of mustard, with the re
sult that an opponent's eye has been
put out of business at the first blow.
Then the hands have been hardened
LATEST TYPE OF BASEBALL
New Core That la Causing So Much
Controveriy In Both Leagues
Cork Center Shown.
From 1R83 until last year very little,
outside of minor changes, was done In
developing the baseball. The league
baseball used In this period had a rub
ber center, and tho yarn wound
around It was coated with a continu
ous layer of rubber cement. Tho ball
now used Includes a means of prevent
ing the inner yarn from slipping away
from the center of the ball, and the
substitution of cork for rubber In the
Latest Type of Baseball.
cor, says Popular Mechanics. This
core of cork is covered with a layer
of rubber vulcanized to a certain de
gree of hardness, and on this Is
wound the usual yarn.
Tbo cork makes possible a more
rigid structure and moro uniform
resiliency. It Is said to outlast the
rubber center balls many times over,
localise it will not Boften or break In
spots under the most severe usage.
The Illustration shows a crosB-sec-tloti
of the new ball, with the cork
center, rubber covering, tho layer of
bluo woolen yarn, then white woolen
yard, then blue woolen yarn again,
and then horeehlde cover.
Tiger Earn Money,
Football at Princeton last season,
according to a report Just Issued by
tho general treasurer of the athletic
association, gathered In the tidy sum
of $42,588, with disbursements which
left a balance of $10,838. The profit
from the Yale game was $25,498 and
from the Dartmouth gamo $8,G60. The
training table cost $2,180, the coach
ing $5,333.
Haseball recolpts were $20,832 and
tho balance at tbe end of the seuson
waa $10,350.
III? V, 4, W V v.t: : N fj !, I ''; L
A CCWMOAf TRICK
OP HU; ffWS AWAY
FlOfl TH"
KNlCKLFJ.
THE
ALLOWED"
bo that they became frightfully effec
tive weapons, through the Introduc
tion of plaster of parts In the glove.
"Rule 7 will govern this hand
bandage business. This, as you see.
says: '(July soft bandages to be al
lowed on the hand.' The bandage
permitted Is one that begins at the
thumb, winds twice around the hand
and then at either side of the promi
nent bone on tbe wrist. This bandage
has been Increased In size until in
some of the contests today the hand
Is wound with bicycle tape until It Is
almost Impossible for the lighter to
close It. l'nder cover of the ring of
attendants contestants have been
known to sprinkle the inside of the
"glove with plaster of parts. Then tho
bandaged hand Is given a quick dip In
the water bucket and Inserted In the
glove, with tho result that the plaster
of parts hardens nnd gives the man a
fist like a brick.
"The working of tbe horsehair pad
ding In the glove away from the
knuckles, so that the part of the hand
that gives the blow is free from pad
ding, is another trick that is so old
that It has almost come to be re
garded as legitimate. It Is Illegal
and should uot be winked at by tho
referee. Now that the aquad of at
tendants around a fighter is redured
to three the referee v. Ill be able to see
and stop such tricks."
eSrjorfirS
I(j055ip.
Hnseball partisans already havo be
gun to make claims about 1911.
New York writers are hulling Joe
Coster, the Ilrooklyn featherweight,
as the next champion.
In Plunk, Kussell and Krauso Con
nie Muck has threo crack southpaws
In lino for next season.
Wagner declines to play with nny
club but Pittsburg. Ho ; Iso balks at
signing an anti-booze contract.
Hattllng Nelson is talking light In
Tew York, they say. Was Hat ever
seen when he waRn't talking light?
"Digger" Stanley, English bantam
weight champion, has arrived In New
York nnd admits ho Is hunting a
world's title. .
Garry Herrmann wants tho pitch
er's box to be on the level. Well, if
eight players are on the level, why
can't the pitcher he?
Kddle Tietneyer, tho Cincinnati
tosaer, will play with tho Trenton Trl
Slate league next season. Syracuse
1ms sold him to tho Skoeters.
The Phillies are expected to rank
high ns a base stealing combination
next season. Lobcrt and Pnskert are
largo acquisitions to that department
of the gamo.
Digger Stanley, English bantam
weight fight champion, says ho will
either dig his pug grave or tote a
world's crown back to his proud little
Isle.
Isn't It surprising what a fuss la
made when one of the recruits attaches
his John Hancock to his contract. Just
as though he wanted to get back to
the minors.
Interest In the lightweight division
should take a big bound now. Packey
scaled 134 pounds at throe o'clock In
Kansas City tho other day, wearing a
sweater, and was strong all through
his fight.
Eddie Grant, Harvard graduate,
says: "I hope to prove to the baseball
fuudom that Manager Dooln got all the
worst of the deal with Cincinnati. I'm
glad to hit new pastures."
Coster, who had the better of Abo
Attell In their recent fight, was
knocked out by Harry Forbes once
upon a time. Coster had the better of
Forbes up to the eighth round, when
Harry slipped over a terrible hayma
ker that sent his opponent Into the
land of Morpheus.
GIANTS SECURE KANSAS STAR
Harry Rustenhaven, Who Played With
Kansas City Last Season, Slgr.a
Contract With New York.
In commenting on the signing of
Harry Rustenhaven by the New York
Giants, the New York Tribune makes
the following comment:
Another pitcher of considerable
craft und cunning, Harry Rustenhaven
by name, sent in his signed contract
to the? New York Giants yeBte:day.
The document was mailed from Kan
sas City, where the youngster Is
spending the winter. His scene of ac
tion has been among the semi-professional
teams of tbe middle west. If
he Is able to duplicate his record In
big league circles he might In time
outuhine the mighty Matty himself.
Hnstenhaven belonged to tho Abi
lene (Kan.) team before he was
drafted by the New York club. He
has steadily refused to play out nt:d
out professional baseball and would"
not Join the Abilene ten in last year,
playing instead with the Cheyenne
Indians, n semi-professional nine. In
the season of 1!)0 ho devoted his
services to I he Kansas City Red Sox
with remarkable success.
This particular Indian was las
sooed by one of McGraw's mission
aries In foreign fields, lie Is not a
wild one, however. Far from It. As
a matter of fact, he has a control so
superb that he has been the terror of
those In the west, who think they
know a baseball when they seo ono.
Rustenhaven Is twenty-one years
old and a southpaw. Ho has a ca
pacity for work which puts the aver
nge pitcher who has reached tho top
notch to shame. Take a peck at his
record: Ijist year, when working for
the Cheyenne Indians, Rustenhaven
pitched 49 games, which In Itself may
be considered a fair season's work for
a pitcher, and gave him a right to say
that be at least earned his salary. Hut
on top of this comes tho Information
that out of the 49 games which he
pitched he lort only four, winning 45.
It Is no surprise, therefore, that the
fame of such a wonder reached the
nicely tuned ears of McGraw's scouts.
Accompanying his contract Rusten
haven Inclosed a letter to the secre-
Harry Rustenhaven.
tnry of the New York club. In which
he said that he was glad to get Into
big league baseball and would do all
In his power to "make good," realizing
that It was for his own best interest
as well as for that of the club.
1910 RECORD OF FIGHTERS
Table Giving Fistic Events of Year Just
Ended "Knockout" Brown Leads
in Battles.
Helow Is the record of tbe fistic
events of the year Just elided, com
piled by John Pollock. Only those
fighters who huve fought at least four
times aro considered. Knockout
Ilrown. tho New York light weight,
did moro fighting than any one In
tho gamo, having taken part In 9 bat
tles and scoring seven knockouts.
Puck Crouso of Pittsburg won more
battles than any one boxer, having
been awarded the doclslou over his op
ponents in 1G fights.
No
Fltflits.
Knockout Brown.... -9
l.eo llniick -S
I lin k I'rmiHH -
Young H. Hmllh
lUi'k Nelson '-'-
Abo Alli'll ll
Yonnc Erna .'.It
1 'ill Moon- It
ltiirrv Lewis 17
HuttllnK Hurley Hi
Pmldy Lnvin '
ltnv llronson 15
I'atHi'y Hniunlg!in...U
Owen Monin H
Young Liuiglirey ....14
Jimmy CluMiy H
l-'runkli Hums 14
Tommy Murphy ....13
Jimmy Wiilsli 1J
Frank Mnntell 12
Monte Atlell 12
l-'ruiiklc Whlto 13
jJiiui l.iuigfoi il 11
Maltv Uiiliw-lii 11
.1 1 tn Harry JJ
Tonv lloss U
IMil'ie .M'-iloorty ....It
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Al liclinont IS
Johnny r,.uloti t
J Twin Sullivan 1H
Henri Plot JJ
Hill McKlmion 1(1
t'vclone Tlioinpson.. I
Jack Uooitlnun 9
Wlllln Lewis 9
Frank Klaus
Fruukln Contey 9
.loo Jcanotto "
Ham McVcy 7
Tony C'nponl 7
Lew Powell 7
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Hilly I'apke jt
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StiinW Ketrliel 5
Hallllrin Notion t
I'acki'V MeFarlund.. 5
Jimmy (inrdner I
Al Kaufman B
Frt-ililie Welsh 4
Jem Hrlrn'oll 4
Huko Kelly 4
DlKger Stanley 4
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"Rube" Waddell In Form.
"Rube" Waddell, sent from the
major leagues to the Kastern, back to
the big show. Into the American as
sedation and then to the St. Louis
Americans, is the proud holder of a
new record at Indoor baseball. In a
game at Uochester tho other night ho
fanned twenty-flvo men In nine In
nings, lie pitched for "McGrath's
Stars," a team which Included Wilt so,
Magee, Zimmerman and others,
against another team of big league
players managed by John Oanzel, for
mer manager of tho Cincinnati Reds.
The Stars won, ? to 0. j
(
iLJy hy WILBUR. D NEiPBIT
De Student
DoctoKs
Ilooniil Iioan' rnteh inn wnlkln' thoo no
ol' il.ihlc, plai'o tit night '
I'o'ae diy'n nolhlii' happcnM, but uh-drfw
1 huiiio (ley inlKlil,
Student doctors walllu' fu' chunst tr
a rati yo' fas'
When loy iIoi-h yo' nex' wuils Is uh-
mlghty nlgli yo' las'.
N'o, mill! f'omln" wlnteh Is de ben' time
fo' (ley wuk
tValkln' 'lung en whlsllln', en uy give yo'
foots a Juki
lien li y got yo', honey en (ley take yo'
nil ulipaht
I loss lo hIiow ilcy lioHHOH dat Joy glttln"
mighty sniHlit.
I.awdy! Wtuit ilat arrapin'? Is dy comln'
to ile do"?
Woo! Wliu flu t iih-trompln" 'Ions rid
pn'eh Huh on i1 Mo'?
till lilt iIohh of l ido coino up siilftln'
'roim' din way.
I 'at houn' d,iK keep foolln' en tie meet
his dyln' day!
YaBiiutn! Bludi iit doctohii dey d,- pro
Jlck nil du while.
'atohln' folks to cyalive dem In de stu
dent doctoli Htyle..
Wuiist dey caught LIJo l'o'teh, en one ei
'em holt it to'ch
WiillHt do yudilor lidded up he liuld dens
Ink a wuR-h!
Ilooinp! Iiey'H loin er people dat dem
ills-iippi-alm r-ul quick
A In' nobody foun' em' In de of well!
tier do crick!
I loan' catch me uh-wnlkln' thoo no ol'
diihk place at night -"iVhh
doy's iiotliln' happens, but uh-dem
W buiiio dey might!
A Request.
"Mr. Carnegie," nays the spokes
man of the high-hatted committee,
"we aro the representatives of the
citizens of our town, and we have
called to mnko a request, which we
trust you will find It In your power to
grant."
"tientlemen," replies the famous
philanthropist, firmly. "1 regret to
state that I have arranged for ail tho
library donations I feel at liberty to
make this year. Next year, perhaps,
I shall bo happy to consider your re
quest, but at present"
"One moment, sir." breaks in the
spokesman, deferentially. "We er
the fact Is, we have called to ask you
If you won't cancel your donation to
our town. We figure thut our tax
rate is higher now than we can
stand."
He Remembered.
A happy inspiration strikes the lad
ns 1 e Is being led Into the woodshed
by bis father, who holds a long
switch In his hand.
"Ketuember, father," says tbe boy,
"that you were a boy yourself once."
"I hadn't thought of that." replies
the father. "Como to think of it, I
was. And when I got Into mischief ns
you have my father always licked me
a good deal harder than I meant to
whip you."
Cautioning the youth to wait, tho
father goes to get an additional
switch.
Not All.
''can. rnrplng nt the graduates!
Not nil of them are frottlnit
And fuming nt tin !r sorry fates
O'er how their ilrca Is soltlnu;
Not all of them are In despair
And clamoi'lni; for pity
Hecauso liny can't do up their hntr
So Hint It will look pretty.
Ah. no. Not nil nre mnd bemuse
Their overworked dressmakers
Who may not for their lunches pause
Are hIow n.s undertakers.
Tin wrong to ring the changes on
The undent Jest again
Tin y nre not all In mull or lawn,
For some of them mo men!
A Safe Guess.
"I," said tho cryptographer, "have
discovered a cipher which shows that
Locke did not write all or the volume
on the Cnderstatiding, but that ho
was only one of half a dozen au
thors." "You don't say." commented the
Ihtener. "Sort of a combination
Locke, was It?"
Demonstrated It.
"I," says the proud person, "havo
forgotten more than yon ever knew."
"Indeed?" asks the humble one,
with some spirit. "Well, we'll Just
boo about that. Tell me some of tho
things you have forgotten."
"Why or-1 you ain't you see,
you blooming chump, that If I've for
gotten them I can't toll you what
they aro?"
Got Her Money's Worth.
"Don't you fool sorry for that poor
blind man?"
"Indeed, I do. I gave him a dime
when I passed him."
"So did I, and I also told him what
my new dress was like."
Yea.
"Hero's a funny photograph. One
of tho boys took It over In Germany
last year, and he was feeling pretty
gay at the time, which explains how
It happens to be out of focus. He
had been drinking, and"
"And ha took a schnapp shot?"
iml
In the Spring of 1901, I was cm r.nrj i.
my bed with kidney trouble, nnd ti,,JU,u
that I would never recover. 1 took
of medicine but did not realize m.y .n,i.
from anything. I anally nuw a Dr. Ki,Wr
Swamp-Root advertisement und nut for.
sample bottle nnd thought th H,1Iri,i
helped me, bo I bought morn i,i i;ie
cino from my Druggist, and nf'.u- i;n
few bottles discharged a very 1, ,rL.
from my bladder. After passing t.nl
my heaith was very much impiMnl wji
have been uble to continue with my
Debs without uny serious aickne, -i.
J. L. KN'i i', j-j
lle,l:r,,l,
Personally appeared hefn-p in. n,:, ,,.
day of h'cptt'inber, 19-. 9, .1.
Knowlea who subscribed the nl,v,. nj.
ment and made oath that th- f.,ru
true in lubbtuu-.n and in f id.
J. W. Will Dl)i i.
Notary 1
L-llr u
DlMrhiimtnM, N. f.
Prove What Swamp-"oot Will Do I or
Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., l:,iuia9,
ton, X. V., for a sample bottle. U ,j
convince anyone. You will n!-, rrl.,.,
a booklet of valuable infurnintioti, ii-fi-j
all about the kidneys and bladd i ',"Ln
writing, be auro and merit ii a Hi , j,'-,.
For sale at all drug etoret. I :i
ocuta and onc-dollur.
Painted While Asleep.
It Is the craze of the preay
of the iiergartenstraase's ; .!unTaj
society to be painted while ;lsMp
writes a lierlln correspoiidrnt. The
Austrian Countess Czlvek M utjj
blight Idea. The well know n i urtrali.
1st who had given her an ap.'-elntamj
for the sitting bus a vivacious habit
of making you wait. Tired of r urr.lng
over 1'Yench novels In an an'mhaa.
her, the beautiful countess foil ii-:,ej
At last the procrastinating a;- i.-t ti.ru.
ed up.
Kntranced by the unexiactui vi-laj
of sleeping beauty, Ne threw nj a
lightning sketch and as the kii'mih
awoke, held It before her in'oi.UM
eyes. The drawing waa to dainty ni
seductive that the delighted .-.ii i.r la
slsted upon a compiete oil i-urtr!:
painting while she slmulatid .'(
Was Taking No Chances.
An amusing Incident occum-d a few
days ago outside Maranz. A nutria.
A cow atrayvd from the pasturage nnd
came within reach of the tort Tl
office r in command suspected th" iro
nice of an automatic phoiognqililr ap
paratus, and hud tbe besst t-eicii and
closely examined, and when tie Unai
nothing to Justify his suspi. ,oi;s t
turned the animal loore a i-n under
the observation of two o; Ids net,
charged with the duty of follow In? 'hi
suspected home to ascenaiu lie-.lnf
her owner was an Italian
Lack of Material.
"Barber," said Reggie, taMim til
seat in the chair, "It's too i o'd for
close trim; give me a foothill hair
cut."
"Croat Scott, mister!" ej:ic al .I'M tin
barber. "You hain't got ha r c!iD"ti
for that!"
Familiar Talk.
"I see you have un actor i !:o;i;il
wood."
"Yes; he was In hard lu !. and I
gave him a job."
"Is he going lo stick?"
"He claims so. Says he is devoel
to his art."
Enlightenment.
"A burlesque," said the o--' asior.il
theater goer, "Is a sort of takeol
Isn't it?"
J'U Is," replied Miss Cayenne, il
you judge it by tbe costuming"
Important to Wothor9
Examine carefully every buttle
CASTOKIA, a safe aud sure retm-ily 1
lufunts and children, aud see mat it
Dears the StiijT,
Signature of &cxAffiiui:Jl
In Use For Over HO Years.
The Kiud You Have Always Doug"
In the Blood.
Willis-Are those Ketituc! y linn
you bought scared of autos'.'
(Mills No, Indeed. They never
tico a train either, but I c.uA f'1
them used to a sprinklin;; cai t o sa
my life! Puck.
Diphtheria. Quinsy and '1 on ''"
with sure throat. How niudi
ture a s.Mo throat in a day er U"
be in lied for week- with Hi'!"1'';'
Just keep Damlius Wixurd Hl 10 "
bouse.
When a man says that inisfurt'1"
,tnnvn t.l, tn ,lnl,,k tlir. ell.'l lll'I'S "
Ul',tJ 1111,1 IU Ul I1IIV llll' - .-'-'
that drink first drove hliii t "lis;i'!
tune.
Tavlor's Cherokee Kemedy of :- "'' Jj
and Mullen is Natures K'a 'V'
Cures Cough, Colds, Croup nnd
Cough nnd all throat und hum " .",'lu'
druggitts, 'JSc. 5()c and l.tW I"'1'
The wealth of a man is th,' mi!''
of things which ho loves und H1'"
which he Is loved and blcs ;eil W
Carlyle.
For IirIC IIK 111, !'
Wliellier Iroiu I oals-, Ileal. ' r,
Nervine TrouMeH, C'apuilliie will ' mn
It'll Utjlllll - UKuiit. to
ntely. Try It. 10e., ttw.,
taue "
.it
If vnn fnnr In soil vnlir liatlJ'
i.ii.i i.- ........ vnll "
neilHuiuuHB you may uu tuiv t
dellllng your honrt.
There Is no moral health wl'
human helpfulness.
Suicide
Slow death and awful BuflejW
follows neglect of bowels. Lot
stipation kills more people
consumption. It needs 01
and there ia one medicin
all the woddilat curei
CASCARETS. '
Canoareti-lOc. boa wMk'i Jjt
mrnt. All drumrlifi. Blga'.
in the world-million bowa a ftom
ctudreatEnclls Remedy!,;
'S PILLSb.
Ktlve. 60o.9bW
Han Rt Bnrakln. N. T. f 10
BLAIR1
Safe. Sore. Effective.
PRUIIOISTS, m M Hry SC, BnwHr. S