CONSTIPATION Mmyi'i rw raw Pills ire unlike all other laxatives or cnthnrtics. They coax the liver into activ ity by gentle meth od. They do not eoour; they do not gripe; they do not weaken; but they di tart all the lucre tions of the liver and stomach in a way that soon puts these or guns in a healthy condition and con frects constipation. Mnnyon's Taw-Paw Pills are. a tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves. Thcj tviaorate instead of weaken; they en rich the Hood instead of impoverish it; they enable the stomach to get all th urishmtnt from food that is put IntC These pills contain no calomel, nc iove they are soothina, healing and timi'iliitimr. They school the bowels t art without physic. Price 25 cents. r . i S00 PtniAW I.NT)-rnnltr7.fnilt, dairy and 5 ,, fni. 'n t li" "M lij Uuvpnimniit, y rn Eu-ra.ure. COMMKUU1AL, li, mo A.Miur.uiia HIS VIEW. rat 4 rm 3 must iavo been a hot fight." t SUFFERED FIVE YEARS. Joints Stiff and Ankles Badly Swollen Kirs. L. Pkaggs, Louisa, Ky., snysi Tor Dvo years my kidneys acted irreg jlurly and secretions were jjuliifii iJHd scanty. I was nervous, retitleBf and felt constant! tired, out. Dropsl cat swellings ap peared in my ankles and my joints be came stilt. Back' ache made life mis erable. After using other remedies with out relief, I began 'lklns Doan's Kidney Pills .and con- 'Buofl with them until cured. Time , is proven my care permanent." Remember the name Doan'B. For sale by all dealers. tiO cents a t K. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, f A Christmas Criticism. Orvillo 'Wright, discussing flying In TTew York, said to a reporter: 4'Tlie French claim to miie the test niacjilnes, but our foreign .order ' ioks tell .a different story. four foitelgn .order book a glie the true away like tho little Dayton boy Ethe ChrlKtiiias treat. Ha not from A tree at this treat a pair of urous 1, and, v&vlng them around Ills fed. he eleetrlfted the entire Sunday tool by shunting in a loud and oy it voice: f Oh, ma, these pants must be near, f never had a wilt like that." i Absent-Minded. The professor had Just sneezed for thirtieth time, am! It naturally at Icted some attention. What's tho matter with the profes f?" asked the visitor. "Ho appears live a hnd cold." 'h. no." said Madame la Profes "It it only his tearful absent piVdnesH. 1 loft hlin Jn chnrge of tahy for a few moments this filing, and when he cried he gayo B Ow pepper pot to play with la id of his rattJo." HarptT's Week- I Different Parts if the House. Culler do llttlo dmurhtpr nf tlin I fee)- HiiJIo dear? c :-'to? Where are y6u KJaiiKlitor of the House I'm Just 4s up to watch Marie do mother's Caller-oh, denr! Then I'm afraid 'shan't be able to see your mother. aaiifihtcr of the House Oh, -yes; i 411 Hnd her down there In the ( awing room. j Burning Money. Blohhs-How did he make his Sli'hhs-Tn smoking tobaeeo. Wol-hs-is i)ut so? rvo been OKillg toli-U'cn linn i-l v nil llf.i .--... .... ..,, oil., 1 "fVor 111111,0 n,,y m'ney at It. 1 ' i lines. Very Different Mf,n.r ' Yen. T liliO T...1- i, In . - .-..v. i v , nc la DU ci-3111. I -That ls hardly the best quality "UKuana, is it? -Of eiitu-80 not; I am not go " ",ilri'y him. Stray Stories.' OLD COMMftlM BCMCP f 30 rd When You Feel Out of Sorts. WOUt (p;il denenda nnnn Tmiranlf kjnl of food you "eat," the ,'u u"w said to a man who to him kIpIt ,!, . t Fa sick headache once or twice a 'lul 0 had been takInS Plla ;Oirfereut medicines for three or tars. was induced to stop eating any ot "led food or meat for break and was put on Grape-NuU and p -a.iug 0ff aU medicines, r fcw da)'s he began to get bet r.Q now be has entirely recover ed writes that he ls in better " lhan h has been before In J ? years. This man is r8 years f wyi he feeu -niie a new man f time." f d.,3e Rad to Wellvllle," Id t here's a Reason." nlln ",,OTe Mint A an lt. lru. oad full ol humaa JIM SCOTT'S START DUE TO BOYISH DARE rj' James Scott, White Sox Pitcher. If anyone had told me I would be a professional baseball player ten years ago I would have laughed. I wanted to bo a physician and had my college career all mapped out. My father had agreed to send mo to college at Nebraska Wesleyan university and I went there to start my professional career. I hnd played a little baseball around my home at Lander, Wyo., as a boy, usually at third base, and had not given the game a serious thought. The way I happened to get into base ball was an accident. I was at homo in Lander when some of tho boys wanted me to come out nnd play third base against the team from a regi ment stationed at the post. It Imp pulled that there were a lot of railroad men out to see the game, and among them was J. P. Cantillon, a brother of Mike and Joe Cantillon, the baseball men. I did not know this at the time. In the first Inning the soldiers made two runs off our pitcher and knocked him out, so the boys yelled for me to go in and pitch. I knew nothing about pitching except to fire the ball over and pitch a curve when I felt like it, but I went In. It was the first real game I ever had tried to pitch. Wo won out, 3 to 2, and I think the soldiers made one hit off me. After tho gamo Mr. Cantillon came to me and said if I wanted to pitch baseball he would give me a ticket to Ties Moines, where tho Can tillons owned the team, for a try out. Tho fellows dared me to go, and Just as a piece of boy foolishness I packed tip nnd left that night for Pes Moines. There were eleven pitchers there be ing tried out. I hung around for a couple of weeks and pitched ono in ning, finishing up a game that was lost. They told me then they didn't need me. I had no contract or agree ment and did not receive a cent. I hated to go back home and havo the boys think I had failed, and felt that they had not given me much of a chance. Peebles I had been studying the experienced pitchers on the team nnd had begun to learn that there was more to pitching than throwing the ball. I M't out of Pes Moines and went to OsK.nloosa, Iowa, where I got a Job ns pitcher and made good quickly. I gave n lot of thought nnd hard work to pHciiing nnd when Wichita picked me up 1 decided to stick to the pro fession and show them 1 could move up In It. I hnd begun to like It and the deeper 1 got Into It the more sat isfaction I took In my work. It had become my real profession. I worked hard at Wichita and that fall was sold to Chicago. I came there think ing I knew a lot, only to find out I was Just starting, and by studying the great pitchers on Comlskey's team I think I began to improve. It was harder work the higher up I got and I found that I had to keep studying and working Just as hard to hold on as to get up. Thnt is nil there hns been to it. Just hard work and hard study. (Copyright, 1910. liy Joseph 11 ltowli-s.) BROWN HOT AFTER WOLGAST Clever New York I 'yhtwelght t De sirous of Getting on Match With Champion of His Class. Knockout Brown, the New York lightweight, who has come to the top In pugilistic circles of late, Is desirous of getting on a match with Ad Wol gast, the champion In his class. Wol gast ls credited with ninklng the re mark that Brown wil have to get a reputation first before ho will consent to meet him. This h-as stirred up the New York fighter and his manager, Danny Morgan. The latter recently hnnded some choice bon mots to Adolph, retorting that Brown at the present time has a better reputation than Wolgast. "The whole trouble with Ad Is that ho Is afraid," says Morgan. "Erne, Gans, Nelson all of these met real fighters when they held the champion ship. Wolgast Is no fighter. He shows this by bis refusnl to meet fighters. What did ho do after winning the title? Why, he picked up a couple of fourth raters that nobody ever heard of nnd broke his arm on them. Brown JppuTim AND NCJFS Knockout Brown. has as much right to light Wolgast as Wolgast had to fight Nelson and a whole lot more, too. Nekon was 100 years old physically when Wolgast beat him. He refuses to meet Tommy Murphy, although Tommy has beaten him." Spltball In Tennis. R. E. Callahan, a Spokane (Wash.) tennis player, and his playing partner, C. 5. Cole, claim to have invented a peculiar new stroke in tennis whtph will near something ot the same rela tion to that gamo that tho "spitter" does to baseball. The team has used the stroke with signal , success all through the present season, not losing a single set this year. This team has been winning all sorts of matches for stakes and side bets of varying sizes In the northwest this summer. Calla han refuses to discuss the new stroke, but states that it Is utterly impossible to handle it on the other side of the net when It ls properly delivered. A man called O'Kelly ls an aspirant for heavyweight championship hon ors. Why tho O? Wrestling matches In private are a myth In these days of fat purses and ne'vance press agents. St. 1-ouls Is tho fourth city ot America in population and the last In sport, laments a Mound City pa per. "Long Tom" Hughes led the Amer lean association (lingers, und now he must tote his baggage back to Wash ington. What the hnll player detests tho most while at work In training Is to have to play on the so-called 6kluned diamonds. .Ii..imy Brltt may come to life and take on Hat Nelson again. Why not start an elimination tournament of the hnsbeens? Now they are talking of a trust to corner the hockey market. It beats all where the tentacles of the system are reaching. bred lenney, new manager of tho Boston Poves, says Johnny Kllng Is ono of the greatest backstops he ever ?aw In action. National lenguo umpires will be called Into New York to have their eyes examined before they begin work next senon. Joe Mc(iinnlty, former "Iron mnn" of tho New York (Hants, thinks "Ltffty" Russell will not be much of a success with the Athletics next year. Kive baseball magnates are here after to be BuftH'iont to "fire" an um pire, in tho good old days one little shortstop was usually considered up to the job. Among the new rules governing boxing in Philadelphia, the ono re quiring the seconds to keep mum will prove the most difficult to enforce. There's, always the phenom coming along to cheer up tho major leaguo fan. lie Is tho unknown quantity and fans like such riddles. Joe Farrell. president ' of the New York Americans, says he will have tho largest park in the world when his new one is completed. He says he will bo able to seat 40,000 fans. Cnstillo, the first baseman of the Almendares team in Cuba, which heat both the Tigers and the Athletics, weighs 285 poundB. He ls a first-class fielder and led the Cuban league at bat this season. Pitcher Joe Corbett of Baltimore fame, who retired from baseball a few sensons ago because of difficulty with the Brooklyn club, Is now a high salaried employe of the San Francisco Telephone) compuny. Christy Mathcwson says he would rather piny checkers than fool hall p'nyers with his fadeaway. BOXER GIVES MUCH PROMISE 6am Fltzpatrlck Declares He Has An other Kid Lavlgne In Antone La grave, Western Fighter. If Antone Lngrave Is as good a tighter as Sam Fltzpatrlck thinks he Is (and Samuel's judgment ls fairly good), there ls troublo In store for Ad. Wolgast and any other lightweight who may have an eye on Wolgast'i title. Fltzpatrlck once handled Kid La vlgne, champion lightweight of tho world, and tho rotund mnnngor be lieves he hns a second Lavlgne In La grave. It Is a significant fact that both Lavlgno and lngrave am of French extraction, the only difference being that lavlgne sprang from the pine-clad hills of Michigan and La grave Is a native of tho Pacific slope. Fltzpatrlck naturally was much Im pressed with the 15-round draw that his boy recently fought with Battling Nelson, nnd considers It a great per formance. In a note to the writer, Fltzpatrlck Buys: "Lngrave Is anothor Kid Lavlgno, nnd that 15 rounds with Nelson very much resembled the Lavlgno-Wolcott fight at Maspeth some time ago." It Is quite evident that Lagrave put up a sturdy fight, and tho only ques tion Is an to the condition of tho Pane on the night of the battle. The general impression as to Nelson's present form is that he has deterio rated, and thnt Lngrave did not meet tho man who toppled Oans from the lightweight championship throne or even tho man who gavo Wolgast so stubborn A fight before yielding the scepter of the 133-pound cla:fB. Be that as It mny, any man who can buffet Nelson for 13 rounds must have some class, and lngrave therefore will Hi i Antone Lagrave. be watched with Interest the next time ho starts In tho lightweight hand icap. Fltzpatrlck' reference to the l4-vlgno-Walcott battle at Maspeth in 1S93 revives recollections of one of the fiercest glove fights In tho history of tho Queensbury gamo. The bout was a handicap affair,- Walcott stipu lating to knock out lavlgne In 15 rounds or forfeit a $T00 sldo bet. Tho men weighed 133 pounds ringside, and this was a severe handicap to the ne gro, who was compelled to resort to baths nnd drugs In order to make the weight. The match grew out of an argument betwen O'Rouike and Fltzpatrlck as to the lelutlve merits of their mon. Wnlcott started In with a rush and for a time punished lavlgne severely. But the Saginaw Kid, with his won derful vitality, took nil Wnlcott could hand out and then ramo back for more. Tho bout lasted the scheduled limit of 15 rounds, nnd while both men were on their feet, Wnl-ott had weakened under the enforced low weight nnd the fast race nnd probably would have been put to sleep In a few more rounds. Lavlgne, by staying to tho end of tho bout won the wager, and Tim Hurst, the referee, was not called on to make any decision. Had a decision been rendered on the bout Itself It would have been a draw, as Wleott had tho best of the first half of tho bout nnd Lavlgno came very strongly In the latter half. Some of tho records erroneously set forth thnt Wnlcott lost the bout. All that the Black Pemon lost was $500 nnd some prestige because ho fulled to put Lavlgne to sleep. Jones Turns Down Harvard. Fielder Jones, former leader of tho Chicago White Sox, has been offered the position of professional conch for tho Harvard university baseball team next spring. Harvard Is taking up tho professional coaching plan for tho first time In lis history. Yale, Bonn stvnnla, Dartmouth, Princeton aud other schools long ago adopted the professional phni. Jones, who Is heavily Interested in Oregon timber lands, was forced to decline the proposition on account of his business. Harvard hns several other baseball stars In view for the position, but wanted Fielder first of all. I-nst year Jones conched tho Oregon Agricultural college and whip ped a green bunch of material Into a championship team. r COMMERCIAL Weekly Review of Trade and Market Reports. J It. O. Pun & Co.'s weekly review of trade says: "After a satisfactory retail holiday trade, business in nearly all branches is quiet, with tho usual end of the year adjustments. The outlook while not as promising for Immediate activity as might be desired, contains, none tho less, many elements of strength. Tho iron and steel trade ls still confronted with a consumption of only half ot the producing capacity and tho dry goods business, with tho problem of costs, but there Is an ab sence of demoralizing speculation and of overstocked Bhelves In all mercan tile lines, whllo the agricultural pros perity of the past year and the gen eral feeling of conservative confidence make conditions better than the trado statistics Indicate. "It was a seasonably quiet week In the primary dry goods markets, with values well maintained, but still gen erally close to or below tho cost ot production. In cotton goods curtail ment of production Is generally bo lleved to bo Inevitable nfter the turn of tho year, when present contracts expire. The firmness In wido gray goods Is maintained and there has been a very fair business In staplo prints for spring delivery, while bleached goods are firm, but with business light. Overcoatings for fall 1911 aro being ordered very liberally from tho largest producers, who have mado prices exceptionally low. Yarns rulo steady but quiet." Wholesals Markets MOW YORK. Wheat spot firm; No. 2 red, 9S3.,c. elevator and HS'.i f. o. b. atloat; No. 1 Northern Pulutli, 1.1 9 U f. o. b. afloat. Corn Spot firm; new No. 2, C2-c. f. o. b. afloat. Oats SHit linn; standard white, 30 "ic; No. 4, 37 . Butter, creamery specials, 30',ii3 31c; extra, 2!)j 29 Uc; third to first 2 :i ff 22. Kggs Pennsylvania and nearby hennery white fancy, 4(5 d'r 48c; do, gathered white. 3C'n45; do, hennery brown, fancy 33 ft 40; do, gathered brown, 3 7 it 38. Poultry allvo firm; Western chick ens, 12i?fl2'ic; fowls, HiVHi U; turkeys, 14filS; dressed, weak; Western chickens, 11517; fowls, ll'i(fl5; turkeys, l5ffi22. PHILADELPHIA. Wheat 'i rent higher; contract grnde, No. 2 red, in export elevator, U4 K ffi D5 K c. Corn '.ic lower; December, 49 0 50 1; c. ; January, 4 9 U St, 4 9-. Oats Bteady; No. 2 white natural, 38ic. Butter firm; extra Western cream ery. 32c; do, nearby prints, 34. Kggs scarce and firm; Pennsylvan ia and other nearby firsts, f. c, 37c. ac mnra; no, current receipts In re turnable cases, 35c at mark; West ern firsta, f. c. 37 at marl.; do cur rent receipts, f. c 33 at mark. Cheeso steady; New York full creams, fancy. September, 15c; do, October. 144 (fr 15; do, fair to good, HJfH'i. Live poultry higher; fowls, 14 iff 16; old roosters, llffll'.;.; spring chickens, 1 4 fr IB ; ducks. 1 15 ff-1 6 ",4 ; geese, 15(7Tlfi; turkeys, 20iff21. BALTIMOKK. Wheat No. 2 red Western, 96c; contract, fific; No. 3 red, 94c; steamer No. 2 red. 92c; steamer No. 2 red Western, 92c. Corn Spot, new, 50 f( 50Hc; year, 50 (57 50 "ic; January. 60 i (f?50'.c; February, 50 'i ry 30 4c; March, G lift 5 Pic Oats No. 2 white, 3Sc; standard white, 37 "4 (it 3Sc; No. 3 white, 37',i 374C; No. 4 white. 37 U fi 37 "jc. Hay No. 1 Timothy, per ton" $20 Si 20.50; No. 2 Timothy, per ton, $19 (Ti1 19.50; No. 3 Timothy, per ton, $16 (iii 18; choice clover, mixed, per ton, $18.50 19; No. 1 clover, mixed, per ton, $17.C0(fT 18 50. Cheese Per pound, 1 6 St 7 'i c. Kggs. Maryland, per dozen, 34c; Virginia, per dozen, 34c; Western, per dozen, 34c; West Virginia, per dozen, 33c; Southern, per doz., 32c. Poultry, dressed. Turkeys, choice. young, per pound, 20fTr21c; do, fair to good, per pound, 18 5" 19c; do, rough and poor, per pound, 12frl4c; Chickens, young, per pound. 14 15c; mixed, young nnd old, per pound, 13fT14c; ducks, per pound, 14 St 15c; Geese, nearby, per pound, 14 S 16c; do, Southern and Western per pound, 13 1 5c. Live Stock Panama Wants Ball Players. Baseball players are wanted In the Panama Canal Zono, nnd if a letter received by Secretary A. J. Helnemau of tho New Orleans club tolls the truth, the zone ls not a bad place for players If they havo the ability. The letter la from George Markley, located at Empire, Panama. Markley was at one time manager of the Charleston club when that city was In the South ern league, and also played with At lanta. Markley says he can use sev eral good pitchers and outfielder. For any player who can fulfill the re quirements there is an Inside job at $150 a month, with a division of the gate on Saturdays, which will Increase the salary materially. Markley will pay transportation to the Canal Zone. PITTSBURG. Caftlo Choice $6.406.60; prime, $ti.25fiC.35. ' Hogs rrlnie heavies. Ss m q nr.. mediums, $8.10; heavy Yin-kni--" $8.108.15; Pght Yorkers and pigs' $S.25(f 8.30; roughs, $6.70 7.25. CI I IC AGO. Cat t le Peeve s, $4.63 cr i.-a; jcxas steers. $4.20W5.35; Western steers, $4.00C,!f;.90; stock era and feeders, $.1.40f.i 5.80; cows, and heifers, $2.50 (5.25; calves' $7.2309.25. Hogs Light, $7.40(!r7l.75; mixed, $7.45(0)7.75; heavj, $7.40& 7.75; rough, $7.40 7.55; good to choice heavy, $7.6507.75; pigs. $7.15 7.95; bulk of sales, $7.00 (fr 7.70. Sheep Native $2.(10 ffe 4.35; West ern, $2.75 4.30; yearlings. $4.75 5.80; native lambs, $4.25 6.60; Western, $4.75 G. 50. KANSAS CITY, MO. C a 1 1 1 e Pressed beef and export steers, $5.85 6.60; fair to good, $3.005.80; Western steers, $4.75 6.00; stock era and feeders, $4.005.40; South em steers, $4.156.00; Southern cows, $4.00(4.60; native cows, $2.905.25; native heifers, $4.10 5.76; bulls, $3.7505.; calves, $6 8.60. Hogs Bulk of tales, $7.60 (01 7.70 ; heavy, $7.65 fr 7.70; packers ond butchers, $7.62 t & 7.70; lights. $7.60)7.70. Sheep Lambs, $3.76 Q 6.25; . DO YOU GtT UP WITH A LAME BACK? Have You Rheumatism, Kidney, Liver or Bladder Trouble? Pain or dull ache In the back Is evi dence of kidney trouble. It Is Nature's timely warning to show you that the track ot health Is not clear. Danger Signals. If these danger signals are unheeded more serious rMul follow; Bright'a dlrease, which Is the worst form of kidney trouble, may steal upon you. The mild and immediate effect ot Swamp-Hoot tho great kidney, liver and bladder remedy Is soon realized. It stands tho highest for its remark Rhle curative effect in the most dis tressing cases. If you need a medi cine, you should have the best. Lame Back. Lame back ls only one of many symptoms of kidney troublo. Other symptoms showing thut you need Swamp-Knot are, being obliged to pass water often during the day and to got up ninny times during the night. 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"What on earth nro you up to, my love?" asked Adam. "I am trying on my new hobble skirt, sweetheart." returned the part ner of his joys with a sweet smile." Harper's Weekly. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every Lottie of CASTOUI A, a sofe nn,d sure remedy for lufunts and children, nnd Bee that It Bears the Signature ofVTyA In Tse For Over .'10 Years. The Kind Y'ou Have Always Bought. do His Wife. you do for a living, I'YVlmt Mose?" "i se de manager oh a laundry." "What's the name of this laundry?" "Eliza Ann." I'O DKIVK OCT M W..!.t . ., .A N" " " ' ' TIIK SViTI M Inkn llii Oil M.in.l:ir.l t.lloVKM 'l'.M'll.hS 1'Hll.l, 'msn. y(,ii nmv vilitu vmi am tal.lu. I In- f.irniulii In plainly irlrii-il on ,v,.rv l.tni hlim'hiii II Is sluipU V"'i'"if una Iniri in n tit -.!. lr-.N It.riu. Tin- Vilaiii'- ilrm-H oil Mi,, nialurla mil Hi Iron I, nl.lt u, tht msu-iii. Soli! oy all dvali tt fur M y. ai-n. I'-lt-u !u ccmit. Parliamentary Quarrel. "I. sir, aim always nt tho truth!" 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