GAVE UP BU8INES9. 80 Weak He Could Not Work, Philip Huber, 351 Cummuulpaw St, Jersey City, N. J., gays: "Three years go 1 woi compelled to sell my busi ness. Kidney trouble had made me so sick that for eight months I was too weak to work and al most too miserable to live. I began using Doan's Kidney rills at that critical pe riod and the results were beyond my ex pectations. I have tought back my business and occa Itonally work 18 hours a day without 11 effect. Doan's Kidney Pills have made this possible and t cannot rec ommend them too highly." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. F0 cents a box. Foster-Mlltiurn Co, Huff.-ilo, N. Y. The Church Its ffl Danger and Security By REV. W. C. CURRY 'EATING" THE KINGDOM OF UGANDA TEXT Awake, awake, put on strength; O Zlon.-laulah LI I. L . thy MERELY A THEORY. .-; j Landlady Dear me! What a p cullar odor! It smells like a piece of burning rubber. Sarcastic Hoarder Perhaps. The cook has dropped a piece of the steak on the stove. 16 YEARS OF SKIN DISEASE "For sixteen long years I have been uttering with a bad case of skin dis ease. While a child there broke out a red sore on the legs just In back of my knees. It waxed from bad to worse, nd at last I saw I had a bad skin disease. I tried many widely known doctors In different cities but to no satisfactory result. The plague both ered me more In warm weather than In winter and being on my leg Joints It made It impossible for me to walk, 1 end I was forced to stay indoors In the warmest weather. My hopes of recov ery were by this time spent. Sleepless bights and restless days made life an unbearable burden. At last I was advised to try the Cuticura remedies ICuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills and I did not need more than a trial to convince me that I was on the road of success this time. I bought two sets of the Cuticura Remedies and after these were gone I was a differ ent man entirely. I am now the hap piest man that there Is at least one true care for skin diseases. Leonard A. Hawtof, 11 Nostrand Ave., Brook lyn, N .Y July 30 and Aug. 8, '03." An Unmistakable Hint "Young Staylate got a delicate hint from the young ludy ho was calling on the other evening." "What was it?" "Site found looking at the clock and 3ther familiar devices useless, so she ardered some refreshments and her Tu)ther Bent her a plate of breakfast food." Discouraging. "George," said her husband's wife, "I don't believe you have smoked ono of those cigars I gave you on your birthday." "That's riKht, my dear," replied his wife's huNlKiml. "I'm going to keep them until our Willie wants to learn to smoke." A man ought to know a.great deal to acquire a knowledge of the im- mensity of bis Ignorance. Lord Pul-merston. Mri. Wnln'H S.,th!n Synp for Cblldreu teelhlnfr. Molten the yum, rrdticrn Inflamma tion, lla pain, cure wind coltc, 2oC ft bottle. Shrinking from suffering may be fleeing from strength. MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM Easily Prepared and Inexpensive and Really Does the Work, 6aye Noted Authority. Thousands of men and womon who have felt the sting and torture of that dread dlscuse, Rheumatism, which Is 110 respecter of age, persons, sex, color or rank, will be Interested to know that It Is one of the easiest af flictions of the human body to con quer. Medical science has proven It not a distinct disease In itself, but a symptom caused by Inactive kidneys, ftheumatism Is uric acid In the blood nd other waste products of tbe sys tem which should be Altered and strained out In the form of urine. The function or the kidneys Is to sift these poisons and acids out and keep the blood clean and pure. The kidneys however, are of sponge-like aubstance, the holes or pores of which will some times, either from overwork, cold or exposure become cloBierd. and falling In their function of eliminating these poisons from the blood, they remain In the veins, decompose and settling about the Joints and muscles, cause the untold suffering jmd pain of rheu matism and backache, often producing complications of bladder and urinary disease, and general weakness. The following simple prescription la aid to relieve the worst cases of rheumatism because of It direct a tlon upon tbe blood and kidneys, re HevlDg. too, the most severe forms ot bladder and urinary troubles: PluU ' Extract ' Dandelion, one-half ouno Compound Kargon. one ounce; Con pound Syrup Barsaparilla, threw ounces. Mix by shaking well la a but Ua and take In teaapoonful doses alter each meal and at bedtime. The In" gradients can be bad from any pro rrlption pharmacy, and are absolutely feai-oiless and safe to use at any time. Jehovah spoke this when Judaism had fallen Into great weakness. Ene mies beset on every side. Tbe church has often had Its times of moral weakness. Deliverance always came. The slumbering giant not only awoke but exerted himself. A deep slura- f er prevailed when Christ came. Great ystems of idolatry prevailed. The rue Qod was nigh forgotten. The Saviour gathered a little band around ,hiin and sent them forth. With matchless strength they attucked the the powers and Satan's kingdom was ehaken. Another crisis came papal corruption. Pure Christianity slept beneath gaudy trappings of Catholi cism, movements for freedom were watched, and dungeons were filled with those who dared look up. "Awake awake!" was sounded. Mar tin Luther arose to restore spiritual ity. Since then the truth has been 1 gaining power. When we consider ' the facilities we have, the outlook is now hopeful. There Is another side. I. The church Is threatened with danger. 1. Danger from peculiar activity and excitability of the times in which we live entirely an earnest age. New discoveries, new forces ap pearing. Law of change la every where. Wonderful schemes claim public attention. Science, art are ever presenting new questions. Our minds and hands are full; never was there more activity. It Is not an un fortunate condition. We would not lock the wheels of progress, and re-' mand the age back to the darkness of the past. In the midst of the excite ment we are in danger of Infection, un less there bo a corresponding earnest ness In Christian character. Our dan ger Is Inability to control these forces. We are too much controlled by them. We are being permeated by the spirit of tbe world, Instead of permeating it with our spirit We must show a re ligion full of life and energy not a cold, sleepy religion. 2. The tendency to .innovation. We believe all essentials are clearly re vealed In the Scriptures. Yet we think more light and improved meth ods may be emlpoyed. But from Ger many comes a spirit that would say our foundations. It has found Its way Into our theological schools, and la poisoning tbe minds of the rising ministry. They tell us that reason and not faith must be the guide. They have discovered the Bi ble Is an antiquated book, and the gospel too cold. . They would take away the Bible as a perfect rule of faith and practise. Tbe danger lies In having our minds alienated from the simplicity of the gospel, and a desire to seek the novelties. We need now more than ever before to cry for the old paths. 3. In danger from the Increasing boldness and energy of the enemies of Christianity. We are no longer at- 1 tacked by a few, but the ranks are strong and the Infidelity declares Its truths to be the only truths. It baa never displayed so much determina tion. It is widespread and 1b with men In dally walks; is In politics, taints legislation, and has taken hold upon the public press. The world Is flooded with Its literature. Vast multitudes listen to infidelity's mod ern apostle. In the light of all these facts have we not cause for alarm? Are we In a condition to successfully contend with these forcesT The church Is not putting forth her strength. She Ras bad smooth sailing a long time, and sleeps. II. What are the elements of strength. 1. Sound doctrine. In these days of laxness and Insidlousness we need to contend earnestly for the faith once delivered to tbe saints. The doctrines of depravity, atonement and salvation by grace must be empha sized. Let this be done, and infidel ity will not affect the religion of per sonal experience. 2. Spiritual life. We need a higher-toned splittuallty, a religion that enters Into all our social and business relations, giving color and shape to the dally life. How shall this strength, which Ood calls on us to exert, be put on? It Is not physical, but spiritual strength that we need. It must be put on upon our knees. JL-4 ' lr it ft ill ? - n U 1 11, If , ' I " 1 f k .a." -V fijr ' v 'J r 1 tor 1 Hi- t V 1 lis x rr M 'Win 8. K J f my 1 If a. 1 . .. I &rft S ft i k L ". .?. ""kit. Sir., if . i 4tJ' t pi' 'rtrfifJ g THE body of Mwanga, the late king of Uganda, who died In exile, having been taken back to his native land and re-Interred recently, his succes sor, Daudl, was formally recognized and there took place the strange ceremonial of "eating tbe kingdom." In this Daudl beat the sacred drum on which a python is carved and went through other rites. He was then carried In state to bis bouse on the shoulders of a chief according to cus tom. Daudl was fourteen years old on August 15. King Daudl has lately taken to golf, and the Europeeans at Kampola (Mengo) have entered him as a member of their club. He shows promise of making a good player and is keen on the game. "CURE-ALL" REMEDY New Discovery of Medical Expert Surprises World. Vienna Physician After Years of La bor and 8tudy of Insidious Blood Dlseasee Discovers Prepara tion to Kill Germs. The Life of All Our Joys. . If there be one name sweeter than another iri a believer's ear, it Is the name of Jesus. Jesus! It Is tbe name which moves the harps ot nenven to melody. Jesus! the life of all our Joys. If there be one name more charming, more precious than another, It Is this name. It Is woven into the very warp and woof of our psalody. Many of our hymns begin with It, and scarcely any that are' good for any thing end without. It Is the sum to tal of all delights. It Is tbe music with which the bells of heaven ring; a song In a word; an ocean for compre hension, although a drop for brevity; a matchless oratorio In two syllables; a gathering up of the hallelujahs ot eternity In five letters. C. A. Spur goon. His Saving Power, Jesus said: "All power Is given unto Me In heaven and In earth; go ye therefore and teach all nations, baptising them In the name of tbe Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have com manded you; and lo, I am .with you always, even unto tbe end of tbe ' world. Amen." He displayed Ills wonderful power ' while bere upon earth. Ills miracles were a definite attestation to Ills mis sion. He claims and exercises that saving, helping power a power not now limited by physical conditions, as might have been charged In Ills earthly life, but a power which flows with authority from the mediatorial throne 00 n'u'vih He reigns. Vienna. For the past 25 years Dr. Ebrllch of this capital has devoted himself to the study of insidious blood diseases that are transmitted from father to son, and a year ago the scientific world was surprised by the announcement of tbe discovery of "606." The announcement gave rise to violent attacks on tbe doctor, and many newspapers openly . declared that he was In all probability a char latan. Today he Is acclaimed by scientists as one of the greatest men of our generation. Of late years In his laboratory t Frankfort, Germany, Dr. Ehrllch baa had the assistance of two eminent col laborators. Dr. Abertheim and Dr. Hata, a Japanese, and much of the credit of tbe discovery Is due to their unceasing work along the lines laid down by Dr. Ehrllch. The remedy "606" Is an arsenical preparation arseno-benzol. It gets Its weird name because 605 combinations of arsenic were tried before the right formula was obtained. Dr. Ehrllch says that "606" Introduced Into the system goes directly for the germ of disease and attacks It In addition to Its power to cure blood disorders great results have been obtained by Its use In Infectious maladies, not ably typhoid fever, malaria, Intermit tent fever and paludlsm or sleeping disease, while the latest announce ment Is by Dr. Audrusson of St Pe tersburg that be has used "606" on two lepers who were In an advanced stage of tbe disease, and that not ODly Is a decided Improvement shown in their condition, but he Is certain of a complete recovery. At the Pas teur Institute, and at many other hos pitals In Paris, "606" Is being used with phenomenal success. Dr. Ebrllch gives the warmest praise .to Dr. Hatta, who left for bis home in Japan and his chair as as sistant to the celebrated Professor Kltasato of the faculty of Tokio, three years ago, and who for 18 months be fore "608" was discovered, worked with almost Incredible energy and perseverance. He was at the labora tory from dawn until late at night So concentrated were tbe- minds of these two men on their search for the combination of drugs that would de stroy the germs without Injurious ef fects to the patient, that day after day passed In which they only par took of one meal In the 24 hours. At the recent medical congress at Koenlgsberg, Dr. Ehrllch's remedy was fully explained and demonstrated to the medical profession. The ca pacity of the hall was exceeded, and more than COO scientists bad to be content to linger in the outside en trance, pressing as near as possible to the door In order to catch even stray bits of the discourse. ' Snore Is Safety Sign. Cleveland, O. Mrs. George Chll cher, 8400 West 65th street, was given a divorce on the grounds of neglect and habitual drunkenness. Wife and children testified that Chllcher was In the habit of chasing them out of the house while be was drunk, and that tbey feared to return until they beard his loud snores. COLONY IS UTOPIAN Farmers' Protective Association, Is Formed. Community Open to Any White Mart Will Be Conducted on Business like Baals, but With an' ' Ideal Theory. Oakland, Cal. Out of a desire on the part of Charles Street, a wealthy raucher, formerly of London, now re siding on the Dlngee estate In Pied mont, to benefit bis fellow men, has evolved the Farmers' Protective and Benevolent association, to be Incor porated. The purposes of the cor poration will be to conduct a co-operative farm, primarily to raise poultry, but also as a home site for share holders, who will be recruited from all walks of life. f The land chosen for the "model town" Is two miles east of Llvermore, and there are 200 acres available. Each person entering into the scheme will be expected to purchase five' acres for his own use. The organiza tion will be conducted on the lines of a town, with officers and public build ings, including an auditorium where speakers will be Invited to lecture. The electricity for the farm will be manufactured on the premises. There will be a music conservatory established, weekly dances will be held and playgrounds prepared for the children. A moving-picture theater Is also contemplated. Any white man may become affil iated, and 12 prominent people ot Oakland vicinity are already Interest ed, Including R. N. Scovllle, son ot the president of the Scovllle Iron Works. A well-known Piedmont school teacher, Miss Scheere, is another who is active In the enterprise. All the supplies of the community will be raised on the ground, Irre spective of what Is intended for gen eral sale, and it Is the purpose to pro vide every Inducement for those who share In the proposition to make their home within the confines yt the farm. An enthusiastic advocate of the en terprise cites the present high cost of living as a sufficient reason for any man in moderate circumstances, par tlcularly those who work for their dally bread, adopting this method, ot providing a home for himself and fam ily In old age. , For, as he remarks, the Farmers' Protective association Is essentially a poor man's club, with the main object of securing the advantages of the wealthy class by giving those who are Interested In the scheme the opportu nities through co-operation of devel oping In their children any latent tal ents, enabling them to do things that they would otherwise be unable to J do. . The Initiative, referendum end re call with women's suffrage, will apply In Its entirely. In the membership of the associa tion there are already a violinist, lin guist, electrician, school teacher, printer, machinist, carpenter, general contractor, stenographer and an -editor. American citizens are, of course, preferred, but all whites are eligible. Every one will be given full market value for their products, and all will be expected to contribute to tbe en tertainment and social amusement of tbe community. It is. In short, a Utopian scheme with a businesslike foundation, something that many sim ilar propositions have not had, to which may be attributed their failure. FLOWER IS GIVEN NEW HUE British Scientists Now Are Applying Electricity to Fish Ponds as Experiment London. Tbe latest experiments In applying the electric current to grow ing plants and flowers, as reported by Prof. J. II. Priestley, of the botanical laboratory at Drlstol university, tend to show that the current not only ac celerates the growth, but also In some ways Improves their health, and makes them stronger and better able to resist disease. The precise action of the current Is not yet fully understood. There Is a difference In the color of electrified and non-electrified growing wheat, tbe former being a darker green in conse quence of the plants obtaining more nitrogen from the air. The increase In yield of wheat under electrical cul tivation amounted In one case to al most one-third. Tbe current, as a rule, Is conducted by wire from the generating station, or power bouse, to the field and there raised to a very high voltage berore distribution over the field on wires attached to poles 10 feet high. Escap ing from tbe wire to the ground, the current passes through the pjanta and so completes the circuit In cloudy or foggy weather there Is a greater cur rent escaping from the wires. The coat of tbe electrical stimulation is not as great as that of stimulation supplied by the use ot phosphate or other enrlchers. It has been found that the current somewhat modifies the colors of flow ers, and this fact Is being taken ad vantage of by greenhouse cultivators who have begun to use the electric current quite extensively. The current has been applied to a, private flsh pond in Sussex, with re-' ported quickening results on the growth ot tbe finny residents, but these experiments have not progress ed far enough for definite scientlflo results to be announced. Cigarette Cauaea Fire. Philadelphia. A cigarette started a Ore In the cloakroom of the Allison school that threatened to destroy the building. A panic was averted by the action of Miss L E. Allen, a teacher, who sent tbe children Into the yard for what she said was an early recess. The boy was Indulging In a smoke when the Janitor appeared, and to escape detection the miscreant drop ped the lighted cigarette Into tbe pocket of a coat 10,000 Fisher Girls. London. This Is proving a record year for Ashing at Yarmouth. More Scottish fishing boats are at that port than ever known before and It Is esti mated that with the boats have come 10,000 girls who will clean and pack the flsh. PENNY. LUNCH FOR SCHOOLS Chicago Children May 8oon Have 1 8oup and Bread Every Day Use Flrelees Cookers. Chicago. A luncheon for a penny for Chicago school children la pro posed by Mrs. Isabella C. O'Keefe, member of tbe board of education. She asserts that many Chicago pupils now are compelled to attend their classes all day without having time for lunch eon. The plan Is to Install penny lunch rooms In six schools as a means of ex periment Tbt ultimata aim Is to ex tend the system to all Chicago schools. Hot, nutritious vegetable soup with bread and butter In plenty la to be the menu ot the penny luncheon. Tbe pu pils ot tbe manual training schools are to make tbe Dreless cookers to be used. The cooking school teachers will maae the soup and bread. The pupils 'of the cooking schools are to serve the luncheons. ' A committee was appointed, with Mrs. O'Keefe as chairman, to Investi gate tbe feasibility of the plan and prepare lor the experiment lunch-roonia. FINDS FINE SHARK FISHING Boston Captain of Fishing Schooner Telia of Taking Fifty and Still Leaving Plenty. Boston. Capt. Fred Chetwynd of tbe fishing schooner Matlana told of an effectual way be took on bis last trip of getting even with the sharks that bung about bis vessel and robbed tbe trawls after they bad been set Like the other captains who have been fishing In the channel grounds lately, Captain Chetwynd found the big sharks there bolder than at any previous, time within the memory of fishermen, and after suffering loss of gear and fish through them be deter mined to get rid of some of them. The Hoes that are used for hoisting tbe dories In and out of the vessel were baited with flsh and lowered over tbe aide. Tbey would hardly touch tbe water before a dozen of tne sharks that were constantly hovering about the vessel would rush for them. (iharka gulp down anything small enough to be swallowed whole, and the one lucky enough to get to the flsh flrst took It In, hook and all Then came a stirring time, as the watchers tried to haul the squirming flsh out of the water with block and tackle When It was got high enough over the rail to give good chance to tbe man who waited with a' long knife the head of the shark was hacked off and the body allowed to drop Into tbe wa ter, where the other aharks made short work of It The bead was thrown over also. Captain Chetwynd kept up bla fishing for sharks -until be bad killed fifty ot them, but that did not appear either to diminish the number about tbe vessel or to Intimidate the others, wbo fought for a share of the last one with as much avidity aa they bad for tbe first Polite Youngster. 'What do you say to the kind gen tleman for giving you that candy T" "More, please," THE CRUCIFIXION Saaeay ScM Lntee for Dec. II, 191 Sptoiallr Arrant art ftr This Piper LBS8ON TEXT-Matthew :Ii-W. Mem ory vbium, 4, 41-42. GOLDEN TEXT "He was wounded for our tranacreMtona. Me was bruised for our Iniquities." Isa. 63:5. TIME Friday morning-, April T, A. D. from si o'clock A. M. till three e'clock P. M. PLACE-(l) rUate's ludrment hall elth. er In Herod 'a Palace In tlie western part of the city; or In Castle Antonla adjoin ing the Temple area on the north. The Roman trial, before Pilate, was In the palace of Pilate, opening Into a large court See place. In the Jewish court the charge brought against Jesus was blasphemy, that Is treason against Ood and the Jewish commonwealth. The penalty was death. When the leaders brought Jesus be fore Pilate they hoped that the gov ernor would accept their verdict and simply countersign their sentence without Inquiring further, taking for granted that they would not have con demned a man to death unless he de served It. But Pilate asked: "What accusation bring ye against this man?" The verdict of Pilate was, "I find no fault in this man." From the mockeries In Pilate's court Jesus waa led away to be cruci fied. Jesus was so weak from his long and Intense sufferings that an African from Cyrene was compelled to help him bear the cross. The distance was from half a mile to a .mile, according to tbe place of starting (the tower of Antonla, or Herod's palace) and the location of Calvary. In advance was a soldier carrying a white wooden board on which was written the nature of the crime. Next came four soldiers, un del1 a centurion, with the hammer and tbe nails, guarding Jesus, who bore, as always In such cases, the cross on .which he was to suffer (John 19:17, ir. v.). Then came two robbers, each bearing his cross and guarded by four soldiers. As they went forth Into the street they were followed by a great multitude many with eager curiosi ty; priests exulting over their en emy; Mary, with other women, weep ing (Luke 23:27). Thla scene Is vividly described in Ben Hur He was nearly dead. Every few steps he staggered as If he would fall. A stained gown, badly torn, hung from bis shoulders over a seamless under-tunlc. An Inscription jon a board was tied to his neck. A crown of thorns had been crushed I hard down upon his head. The mob Sometimes broke through the guard ,and struck him with sticks, and spit upon him. Tet no sound escaped him." Tbe seven words from the cross: 1. Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do, was probably spoken In the height of the agony, when the cross with the victim upon it was dropped with a sudden wrench Into Its place In the ground. 2. Today shali thou be with me In paradise. To the penitent robber, to ward noon.' 3. Woman, behold thy son. Behold thy mother! Toward noon, when com mitting hia mother to the loving care of John. 4. Elo 1, Elo I, la ma sabach thanl. Aramaic for My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken met Spoken in the darkness and depression of spirit near his death, about three o'clock In the afternoon. The sole expression of spiritual suffering. 6. I thirst In the Intense thirst of bis dying hour. Tbe sole expression of bodily suffering. 6. It la finished, n "The Workers'a Cry of Achievement, ' the Sufferer's Cry of Relief." 7. Father, Into thy bands I com mend my apirit His dying cry, "the triumphant note ot a conquerer." "Redemption through bis blood," so frequently referred to In tbe New Testament, gives the highest possible expression of love. Blood la life, the life be gave to save us. But this In- eludes the whole life of Christ, bis coming, bis life work, his death on the cross, and his resurrection it was this Christ who expressed his su preme love and his Father'a love by giving bis life that we might live. Tbe sacrifice on the cross was the highest proof and the strongest expression ot the love of God to man. Christ proved the greatness of his love by what be was willing to suffer for those be loved. Ruskln says that "the fountain In which sins are Indeed washed away Is that of love, not of agony." But tbe agony was the measure and the proof of love. It declares God's love to man "In letters that can be read from the' stars.". Tbe fact la that there la no other way to express In language that all can understand the highest degrees of heroism, courage, self sao rlflce, and love. It Is these qualities we see rather than the agony, aa we do not see the particles of matter In the air by which the sunlight Is dif fused, but we see the light Every power and every motive that 1 can touch tbe heart of man to lift him out of sin Into the kingdom of heaven radiates from tbe cross, as the completion of the sacrifice of Christ It shows to us the evil of sin, since redemption from sin demanded such a cost It reveals to us the loving heart of God. - It shows that we cannot en ter heaven unless we are cleansed' from sin. It teaches us tbe value of salvation, great beyond our concep tion. It shows the value of our souls, ot character, of a right life. It seta us an example of doing right at any cost, even ot our lives. Leva's Ending. Says an advertisement In the Lon don Express: "Mary Waited three hours at appointed spot until ques tioned by suspicious policeman. If this la tbe price of love, It Is too heavy a one for me to pay. Farewell, Potta." First and Last Love. "It la the last love that make a tool of the woman, and the flrst love that makes a man look a foolish as be Is. "Tower of Ivory," by Gertrude Ath-erton. Te Put It Mildly. "Tbey say be has a swelled head." "I must admit that be seems to ap preciate himself very much." Conttlnation causes many aerioua die. eaaes. It is thoroughly cured by Dr Pierce's Pleaaant Pellets. One a laxative three for cathartic. The man who thinks more of bis pigs than he does of his wife and babies la the devil's Idea ot what a husband and father should be. Cor COLDS) and 4; HIP HlckV CiruniKB la the b remedy r. Herea the Mhlnf and fTerlnnen urea the Cold and reatorea normal condition. If. quid effeota Immedlatly. fee., SOo., and jir U drug atorea. - 8ome Coneolation. Irs. Gramercy My husband Is avkloua to get rid of me. Mrs. Park-Don't cry, dear. In that case he "won't baggie over the ali mony. Smart Set tO DRIVE OfT MALARIA A-M HI ILI ir THE RVSTFU Tnlte the Old Stamlard UKUVSH TANTHI.HhJ UlUX TONltt You know what yon an, uikinZ The fc.rmula la plnlalr printed on eTerjr bottli ahuwlna It la Klmi'lr Onlnlne and Iron lo a utM? lHa form. The Quinine driven out the malaria and the Iron bnllda p the aral- ni. Sold or aU aaalera lor N jvan. Price CO ioe'i. Skied. "Hovr does Dobber rank as a paint er, anyhow?" aaked Wilbraham. "Pretty well, I guess," said Lollerby. "At tbe last exhibition tbey bung his picture higher than any other in the place." Harper's Weekly. BPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will eure any possible cage of DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, and the like among horoej of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the diaeaae. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggiat can supply you, or aend to mfra. 60 oenta and 11.00 a bottle. Agents wanted. Free book. Spolin Medical Co., cpeo. Contagious Diseases, G ashen, Iud. Wanted a Change. Milkman I see by the papers that a Frenchman has lnventcH a new way of transforming water Into milk. Customer Well, I hope you'll adopt It I'm getting awfully tired of the old way. . Important to Motners Examine carefully every bottle ot CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infanta and children, and see that It Signature otCU In Use For Over SO Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought The Big Show. . The personally conducted tourists were viewing the Egyptian pyramids. "Goodness gracious!" ejaculated Mrs. Newrocks, "It must have cost a pile of money to build them." "Surest thing you know,", said Mr. Newrocks; "but don't imagine for a moment that any one tourist agency stood for all the expense It was probably a Jackpot affair!" Triumph of Optimism. "How are you feeling today, uncle?" asked tbe robust nephew ot bis aged and feeble kinsman. "Pretty well, pretty well!" quavered that incurable optimist, "my rheuma tlz Is bothering me a good deal and my erlslpllls Is worse than It was yes terday, I've got a slight headache and I went down to the dentist today and had all but two of my teeth pulled, but thank heaven those two are op posite each other!" Benny on Benevolence. Benevolence Is a great thing. When you have benevolence you cannot rest until you do something to make other people feel grateful to you. The other day my mamma went up Into the attlo to And a lot of old clothes to give to poor people who could not afford to buy any clothes for themselves. While she waa bunting around she found a gold-headed cane worth . $25 that grandpa bad put up there 18 years ago, and forgot all about Thus we see, dear friends, benevolence brings Its own reward- Benny. Admitted. . "Women already do a lot of gov erning," said Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont, tbe brilliant suffrage leader, In an interview In New York. "Men, If they are observant and frank, admit that. "An editor, about to marry, was asked by a friend: " 'What prompted you, old man, to propose to Miss Dash?' "The editor, who was, like all ed itors, extremely observant and ex tremely frank, answered: ' " 'Well, to tell you the truth, I think Miss Dash prompted me more tbaa anybody else.' " ' THEY GROW Good Humor and Cheerfulness From Right Food and Drink. Anything that interferes with good health Is apt to keep cheerfulness and good humor in the background. A Washington lady found that letting coffee alone made things bright for ber. She writes: "Four years ago I was practically given up by my doctor and was not ex pected to live long. My nervous sys tem was In a bad condition. "But I was young and did not want to die so I began to look about for the cause of my chronic trouble.. I used to have nerroua spells which would ex haust me and after each spell It would take me days before I could sit up la chair. , "I became convinced my trouble was caused by coffee. I decided to stop It and bought some Poet urn. "The flrst cup, which I made accord ing to directions, bad a soothing ef fect on my nerves and I liked tbe taste For a time I nearly lived on Postum and ate little food besides. I am today a healthy woman. "My family and 'relatives wonder If I am the same person I was four years ago, when I could do no work on so count of nervousness. Now I am do lug my own housework, take care ' two babies one twenty the other t months old. I am so busy that I hard ly get time to write a letter, yet I do it all with the cheerfulness and good humor that comes from enjoying good health. "I tell my friend It Is to Postum I owe my life today." Read "The Road to WeUvllle," t) pkgs. "There's a Reason." Krn mhU the totl'vt A aaerara fraaai ubm 4 tu. 1 ' tuai, Urn, mm teU ai ' J t