RHEUMATISM
4 Jb'f ?ent
jj t0 C'ira
Muoyon.
HIYON'S RHEUMATISM CURE
BANKERS KNEW THEIR MAN
In Hit Customary Condition, and No
Further Identification Wai
Necessary.
One day a big city bank received
the following message from one of its
country correspondents: "Iay $25 to
John Smith who will call today." The
cashier's curtouslty became suspicion
when a cabman assisted into the bank
a drunken "fare" who shouted that he
was John Smith and wanted some
money. Two clerks pushed, pulled
and piloted the boisterous Individual
Into a private room away from he
tight and hearing of regular depos
itors. The cashier wired the country
bank:
"Man claiming to be John Smith Is
here. Highly intoxicated. Shall we
await Identification?"
The answer read: "Identification
complete. Pay the money." Success
Jlagailne.
History of Red Cross Seal.
"Charity stamps," first usde in
Boston In 1862 for the soldiers' relief
funds during the Civil war, were the
origin"' forerunners of the Red Cross
Christmas seal, which will be used
this year to bring happiness and cheer
to millions. The Delaware Anti-Tuberculosis
society In 1907 for the first
time in America made use of a stamp
for the purpose of getting revenue to
fight consumption. In a hastily or
ganized campaign of only three weeks
they realized $3,000. The next year,
1908, the American Red Cross con
ducted the first national tuberculosis
stamp campaign. From thlB sale $135,
000 was realized for the anti-tuberculosis
movement. In 1909, under many
adverse conditions, $250,000 was rea
lized from these stamps. This year
the slogan of the tuberculosis fighters
and the Red Cross Is "A Million for
Turberculosis From Red Cross Seals
in 1910."
Slightly Mixed.
Two Englishmen were resting at the
Red Home inn at StratforoSon-Avon.
One of them discovered a print pictur
ing a low, tumbling building under
neath which was printed: "The
HouBe in Which Shakespeare Was
Born." Turning to his friend In mild
surprise he pointed to the print. His
friend exhibited equal surprise and
called a waiter, who assured them of
the accuracy of the inscription.
"Pon my word," said the observing
Englishman, shaking bis head dubious
ly. "I thought be was born in a manger!"
MICHIGAN TO SET NEW RECORDS
Tit for Tat.
Lloyd C. Griscom, in an interview
in New York, said of party dissen
sions: s
"They are animated by a nasty spir
it, a tit-for-tat spirit; and they go
from bad to worse.
"It's like the case of the engaged
couple at the seaside dance. The
young man, a little Jealous, said cold
ly to his fiancee at supper:
"'Let me see was It you I kissed
in the conservatory?"
"'About what time?" the young girl
answered, with a little laugh."
Like the Other Kind.
It was In a "down east" village that
the young man met his sweetheart,
charming country beauty. When he
returned to the city he sent her a Jar
of cold cream to keep her cheeks as
fresh as the budding rose.
On his next visit he asked her how
he liked his little gift.
"The taste was very nice," she
aid, with a rather sickly smile, ."but
I think that I like the other kind of
cream best, dear." Lipplncott's.
More to Be Pitied.
Tramp (to lonely spinster) Come
Missus, arst yer 'usband If 'e ain't got
pair o' trousers to give away.
8plnster (anxious not to expose hei
solitude) Sorry, my good man, he
h never wears such things. Punch
Against Orders.
"If you refuse me, Miss Gladys, I
all get a rope and commit suicide."
"No, colonel, you must not do that
rapa said distinctly be would not
have yon hanging about here."
Some men expect others to agree
ith them even when they don't agree
with themselves.'
Toothsome
Tid-Bits
Cm be mads of many ordinary
"home" dishes by adiing
Post
Toasties
The fittU booklet, "GOOD
TraNCS MADE WITH TOAST
ES."iit,kgs.,uiIshov.
Two aoscn or mors simple la
ttpcashns daiatit. that Will delight
to family,
"The Memory Lingers
, sdi Cereal Oowtpaay, Ut,
Battle Omk, Mloa.
i0 Jil r
Captain Benbrook.
Everyone who has watched Michi
gan football teams train in other
years and then has taken a dally look
at the squad while at work at Whit
more Lake recently, Is convinced that
the 1910 eleven is going to set some
records. Yost thinks so, although as
yet he Isn't saying so; Coach Doug
lass of the freshman eleven thinks so,
and has not the slightest compunc
tion about saying so; while Athletic
Director Bartelme, Assistant Coach
Dave Allerdlce and Trainer Kraen
zlein are equally optimistic. That be
ing so, the team could hardly keep
from making some records and al
ready one new mark has been estab
lished by the 1910 squad.
When Don Green, Herrlngton and
Cornwell Joined the cquad at the
STAGG SEVERE WITH MAROONS
Midway Candidates Treated to Stren
uous Dally Practise Ignorant
of New Rules.
Capt. "Bill" Crawley has been busy
recently lining up the candidates for
the University of Chicago football
team. At the start Crawley and
Coach Stagg put the men through a
severe course of practise. This was
kept up for several days.
Coach Stagg departed long enough
from regular practise one afternoon
to give his entire squad a quiz lec
ture on the new rules, which lasted
over an hour, and to his great sur
prise he found few of his men ac
quainted with them. The mentor of
the university not only gave each
man a formal introduction to the new
code, but Invited them, one and all.
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Capt "BUI" Crawley.
to get familiar with a rule book for
this year at once. Borne of the an
swers to bis questions were amusing,
and good-natured Old Man of the Mid
way could not help but smile, at the
Ignorance ot some of the regulars.
MENTOR SAYS YALE IS WEAK
Walter. Camp Declares Old Ell's Ma
terial la Lacking In Strength
Talks of New Rules.
Walter Camp, the football mentor at
Tale, gave out an Interview recently
In which be stated Talo will not have
as strong a football team next fall as
In the last two or three seasons. The
material Is said to be not as good as
In former years, and It Is Camp's opin
ion that both Harvard and Princeton
will have strong teams, but ha would
not say whether they would be able to
defeat Tale.
Speaking of the new rules formu
lated last spring, Mr. Camp said:
"I think we ought to have a great
game this fall If th. coaches and play
era are quick to grasp the possibilities.
Of course, there are a number of tech
nicalities In the rules which are going
to make the work of the officials migh
ty bard. One of the hardest kind of
task for the officials la to determine
when one player la pushing another.
When the players are massed, It will
be hard to designate the man who Is
pushing or pulllnc another. In this
connection It might be aald that one of
the hardest problems for coaches to
solve la to stop the players from pull-
training camp the other day it swelled
the list to 25, and of the 25 no less
than seven won their "M" by playing
on the team that downed Pennsyl
vania and Minnesota last year.
For uniformity In size, this year's
group of line candidates surpassed
the teams of 1903, 1904 and 1905. Cap
tain Benbrook easily towers above the
others, but with that one exception
tin men are about equal In weight.
When it is considered that the bunch
of line-men will average more than
185 pounds, one can readily see why
Yost Is so well pleased with the pros
pects for a formidable set of forwards
for this year's eleven.
Captain Benbrook will be left at
guard, where last year he showed so
well that Walter Camp chose him for
bis Imaginary All-America eleven.
tng or pushing. Before this season the
words pull and push were heard more
than any others in practise and the
players have been coached so much in
this that It will be a task to stop them.
"Of course, this Is only my opinion,
but I hope the rules work for the satis
faction of all."
Camp said It was a hard fight to
agree on many of the points which
nave been adopted, as each member
of the committee bad certain sugges
tions which he wanted converted into
a rule. As a result, several compro
mises had to be made.
M'LEOD BOXES TWO ROUNDS
Big Missouri Farmer Boy Makes
Praiseworthy Showing Against
' Veteran Fighter in Chicago.
Although brought face to face with
a man who in his time was considered
one of the world's premier heavy
weights, Miles McLeod, the farmer boy
from Albany, Mo., who aspires to
wrest the heavyweight title from Jack
Johnson, In Chicago the other day
showed in a two-round bout with Joe
Cboynskl that he has possibilities
which might in time lead to a match
with Jack Johnson.
McLeod and Cboynskl met by ap
pointment at Gilmore's gymnasium,
where Joe agreed to test the boxing
ability of the Missourlan. The "show
me" aspirant stripped for action and
exhibited a physique which would be
the envy of any young American. His
legs were well shaped and they looked
strong enough to hold the massive
frame of 225 pounds under any kind of
torture or punishment His shoulder
muscles were Ideal for a fighter and
bla reach was at least four Inches
longer than Cboynskt's, who is noted
In fight annals for his long arms.
Unlike most novices who apply for
tryouts from fighters who have seen
and taken part In every phase of the
pugilistic game, McLeod did not show
the least bit of fear as the gloves
were pulled over bis massive hands.
He langbed and Joked with the select
few who were admitted to see the go
and seemed anxious to mix matters
with the man who has acted as a trial
horse tor many with pugilistic aspirations.
TEX RICKARD AND HIS COW
Arrested In 8an Francisco for Keeping
Animal Within City Limits In
Violation of Law.
Tex Rickard, erstwhile fight promo
ter and now a coal operator, was ar
rested lu San Francisco the other
night on the charge ot unlawfully
keeping a cow within the city limits.
It happened this way:
Rickard baa an Interest In the Jeff-rlea-Johnson
prize-fight pictures which
have been shown at a local theater.
City ordinance No. 761 puts a ban on
pictures ot this sort and District At
torney Flckert decided to act against
the fight promoter. A clerk In FIck
ert's office, whose knowledge of the or
dinance was limited, charged him with
a violation Of ordinance No. 731, "An
ordinance regulating the keeping of a
cow within the city. limits."
"Now, I live at the St. Francis ho
tel," said Rickard at the booking desk,
"and I deny keeping a cow in my
apartments).1'
REULBACH HAD MANY STARTS
Crack Pitcher of the Champion Chi
cago Cuba 8ays College Training
Assisted Him Greatly.
By ED REULBACH.
(Copyright, 1910, by Joseph B. Bowlos.)
My start in professional baseball Is
bard to find, as I had started several
times. 1 am willing to tell the facts
of the case now, and defend them, be
cause I always thought a college
pitcher had the right to pitch tor
money when not at his own college. I
did not consider It wrong. I bad
pitched around Detroit and St Louis
as a boy, and, being strong and having
a lot of '.peed, had made some little
reputation among the fellows. I want
ed to go to college and I did not want
my family to have to bear all the ex
pense. In fact, while they could have
afforded It, I thought It better to earn
my way. I could make money pitching
baaeball, and I was offered certain fa
vors, which would materially reduce
the expense, if I would go to a certain
college and go in for athletics. I did
not consider this as a salary or bribe,
and as I would have gone to the col
lege, anyhow, I thought It as legitimate
for me to pay part of my expenses by
playing ball as It would have been for
a skillful student to keep bonks for the
varsity and help pay bis way.
Also I determined to pitch during
vacations and to make It pay my col
lege expenses. Under the rules I did
not dare use my own name, as that
would have barred me. So I pitched
under an assumed name. This might
be considered unfair to pitchers for
ilval colleges, and taken to give me
an unfair advantage, but the truth Is
that it was not so, for two reasons. In
the first j.lace the rival pltcheis also
were pitching all summer, whether or
not they were paid ior it. But the sec
ond reason is better. It Is a fact that
what I learned about pitching at col
lege helped me more In the minor
leagues than what I learned In the mi
nor leagues helped ma at college. So
I did not gain any unsportsmanlike ad
vantage at all.
My real start was with the Chicago
piMissMaBasBMMMaMaWstfp.. "
Ed Reulbach.
Cubs, and I guess It was about the
warmest start ever a young pitcher
made I made my first two appear
ances against New York, had them
beat each time and each time blew up
In the ninth Inning and threw away
the game. That I sjuck to baseball
after what the old players said to me
after those games showed that I was
determined to succeed. They bad me
on the point of Jumping out ot win
dows both times, but I got mad and de
termined to stick and show them I
could pitch. I guess that was about
all that kept me. They figured If I
could stand what tbey said to me I
would have nerve enough to stick
through anything.
The only reason 1 write this Is to
defend summer baxeball for college
players. I think a college player ought
to be permitted to earn money In
Bummer playing baseball if he has the
ability, nnd allowed a chance to earn
bis college expenses Just as well as the
student who sells books should be al
lowed to pay his way through school.
Faat Run by Charles.
The performance of Second Base
man Charles of the Milwaukee (Amer
ican association) team, the former
Cardinal, who went in exchange for
Harry Mowrey, In the field meet In
Minneapolis recently, when he encir
cled the bases In 13 3-5 seconds, cre
ated a great deal of interest In base
ball circles. It Is a new world's rec
ord. In the record book, Marty Ho
gan, while . member of the Indian
apolls team, encircled the bases In In
dianapolis In 13 1-6 seconds In 1896,
but this mark Is said to have been
unofficial. Ty Cobb Is credited with
doing the stunt In 13 4-6 seconds in
Chicago. October 18, 1908, and this
baa been considered the real official
mark, as the trial was made under the
sanction ot the national commission.
Hans Lobert of the Peds has a mark
ot 14 seconds for the trip around the
base
McGann Wanta Job.
Dan McGann, first baseman ot th
Milwaukee club, has applied to Mays
vllle of the Blue Grass league for the
position ot manager for next season.
McGann started his baseball career
at Maysvllle In 1894 and since then
has played In the major leagues and
the association.
Hamilton Is Barred.
Hamilton, the star on last year's
Notre Dam team who la charged
with having played professional ball
with the Louisville club, has been
barred from football competition , at
Notre Dame. His loss will be a se
vere blow to the Catholic Institu
tion's football lineup.
L Baron Injured.
La Baron, a candidate for quarter
baek at Northwestern, was seriously
Injured the other day when tackled.
His back was wrenched and ha proba
bly will be out of the game for a
mouth.
LEFT TO A WORSE FATE
Dynamiter, Himself a Married Man,
Knew What Awaited Forgetful
Husband.
The business man was sitting In his
office, thinking of starting for borne,
when a auspicious looking person
came In with a leather bag in his
hand.
"If you don't give me $25," said the
visitor, coming at once to the point,
"I will drop this on the floor."
- The business man was cool. "What
Is in It?" he asked.
"Dj namite," was the brief reply.
"What will it do If you drop it?"
"Blow you up."
"Drop it!" was the Instant com
mand. "My wife told me when I left
home this morning to be sure and
send up a bag of flour, and I forgot
it. I guess It will take Just about as
much dynamite as you have there to
prepare me for the blowing up I'll get
when Bhe sees me!"
He threw himself back In his chair
and waited for the explosion, but It
did not come.
"I'm a married man myself," said
the dynamiter, and quietly slipped out.
Illustrated Bits.
Childlike Ignorance.
Laura Jean Llbbey, discussing in
Brooklyn her successful appearance
on the stage, said:
"I talk In my monologue about love,
marrlnge and the other Interests of
the heart. On these subjects women,
especially young women, are strangely
Ignorant.
"Tbey really make me think, you
know, of the little girl who was asked
by her teacher:
" 'What can you tell us about Solo
mon?' " 'Solomon,' replied the little girl,
'was very fond of animals.'
" 'And how, my dear," said the teach
er, 'do you make that out?'
" 'Beruuse,' answered the little girl,
'the Bible says he had 600 porcu
pines.' "
Ha Knew.
A small boy brought up by a Are
eating father to hate anything con
nected with England or the English
was consigned recently to eat dinner
with the nurse while the family enter
tained a genuine English lord in the
dining room. The grown-ups' meal had
come to that "twenty minutes past"
stage where conversation halts direct
ly, when a childish treble fell upon
the dumb-waiter shaft from the
kitchen. This is what the astonished
nobleman heard:
"Fe, fl. fo, fum,
"I smell the blood of an English
mun." Wasp.
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Poor Prospects.
"Yes," said Miss Passay, "I found
a very nice boarding bouse today, but
the only room they had to offer me
had a folding bed in It, and I detest
those things."
"Of course," remarked Miss Pert,
"one can never hope to find a man
under a folding bed." Catholic Stand
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A Biased Opinion.
"Do you think buttermilk will pro
long one's life, Colonel Soaksby?"
"Ahem! I have no doubt, Miss
Plumper, that If a person had to drink
buttermilk every day it would make
life seem longer "
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Force of Habit Too Strong.
Diner How Is It that most of the
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Walter (confidently) Our new man
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It Is never quite polite to contradict
a girl, except when she says she
doesn't want to be kissed, and then it
can be done silently.
Dr. Pierce's Pallets, small, sugar
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
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How can a woman be' expected to
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she is obliged to promise to obey In
the marriage ceremony ?
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and horse goods huunvs, or si-til express Jald, by liie tuauufuclurera.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, GOSHEN, INDIANA
PINK EYE
APLEK3E
Prudent Bridegroom.
"The uncertainties .l life In New
York are reflected in wedding rings,"
said the Jeweler. "Of all the wedding
rings I have sold this eanon more
than brJf were brought back after tho
ceremony to have the date put on. The
rest of the Inscription was engraved
when the ring was purchased, but in
order that the date might be correct
It was cautiously omitted until after
the knot was tied."
Tired Out.
"Is the first edition of your novel
exhausted yet?"
No. Why!"
"I thought It might be from stand
ing so long on the counters."
Money makes the mare go, but we
are never quite sure of her destination.
A FLAVOR that la naed the name aa lemon
or viilillla. lly dlHMolvinu g-rumi luted autrar la
water and adding Mupleine, a dcllcluua syrup la
made and a Myrup lietter tuau maple, afapleltia
1h sold by irocer. Send in sramp for aatrrtde
and rocipe hook. Crescent tlfg. Co., beaiila.
Bad BLOOD
"Before I began using Cascarets I had
a bad complexion, pimples on tny face,
and my food was not digested as it should;
have been. Now I am entirely well, and
the pimple have all disappeared from my
! face. I can truthfully say that Cascarete
are just as advertised; I have taken only
two txxes of them."
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Fleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Ho Good. Never tilckeo. Weaken or Grlpew
luc, 2ic, 30c. Never sold la bulk. The genu
ine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure ot youx niouey back. 27
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Than His Stomach
afL,
A etroaf man is strong all over. No man ean be
troag who is suffering from weak atouaoh with its
consequent indigestion,, or from 10ml other disease
of the stomach and its associated organs, whioh im
pairs digestion and nutrition. For when the stomach
ia weak or diseased there is a loss of the nutrition
contained hi food, whioh is the source of all physical
strength. When man "doesn't feel Just right,"
when he doesn't aleep wall, baa an noomfortabla
rating la the stomach after eating, ia languid, nervous, Irritable and tlespondW
not, ke ia lowing the nutrition needed to make strength.
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tho aerres, atnaf CJV3 HEALTH MXO TttEXGTB TO
TUB WUOLB BOOT,
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nloobolie eaedioine Of known composition, not even though the avgent eesler
aaay thetwhy snake a little biggasr profit. Ingredients printed on wrapper.
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