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U YEAU3' PRACTICE.
The Conductor's Revenge.
A well-dressed man entered an
Orange Street car the other day, ac
cording to a story that Is going the
rounds of the street car men, and
handed the conductor a ten-dollar
bill. The conductor was unable to
change It and he let the man ride
tree. The next day the man present
ed the same bill, and again the con
ductor was unable to change it, tor
the man had evidently found a time
when he would be sure to catch the
conductor without much change.
"I'll fix you," thought the conduc
tor, and he obtained $10 worth of
nickels and was ready for the man
when next day he flashed the bill.
The man took the matter good nat
nredly and soon left the car. his
pockets fairly bulging with the nick
els. The conductor wag more than
pleased with his "coup" until next
oay, when he learned that the bill
was worthless. Newark Star,
A PROFESSIONAL NURSE
Tells of Five Years' Sufferings With
Kidney and Bladder Troubles.
Mrs. Mary Campbell, 1312 Jackson
Bt, Phila., Pa., says: "For five years
I doctored for kidney disease and got
no better. The
urinary passages
were too fre
quent and co
pious. I could
not attend to my
professional du
ties. Since using
Doan'a Kidney
Pills, however, I
nave found such
welcome relief
that I now rec
ommend Doan's
Kldnev Pilto n
very sufferer I see."
Remember the name Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
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The Stake.
"John D. Rockefeller and his pas
tor," said a New York broker, "were
playing golf one afternoon as I drove
up from the station in the Rockefel
ler carriage," says the New York
Press.
" 'They're very much excited,' I
aid to the coachman, for the two
Players were arguing hotly on the
a"reen. 'I guess they must be play
ing for money.'
"The coachman shook his head
and frowned at me sternly.
" 'Oh, no,' he said. 'You ought to
now they wouldn't play for money.
If it's anything It's a hymn book or
Bible.' "
Forgetfulncss.
Two lawyers before a probate
Judge recently got Into a wrangle.
At last one of the disputants, loving
control over his emotions, exclaimed
to his opponent:
"Sir, you are, I think, the biggest
ass that I ever had the misfortune to
set eyes upon."
"Order! Order!" said the Judge
gravely. "You seem to forget that I
am In tho room." Cosmopolitan
Magazine.
This Star Winks.
There Is In the constellation Pega
sus a little variable star that may
reasonably be said to wink. Two or
three times in the course of a single
night that curious star can be seen
to fade and then to brighten like a
signal light For about two and
three-quarter hour more It Is as
bright as at the beginning. Unfor
tunately it can be seen only with a
telescope. Yet it ranks as a sun.
Harper's Weekly.
His Last Effort,
"Say,", queried the party with the
conundrum habit, "what Is the dif
ference between an overcoat and a
babyT"
"I pass," responded the old gen
tleman. "What's the answer?"
"The one you wear, the other you
were," replied the conundrum fiend.
And the coroner's Jury voted to
give the old gentleman his freedom
on the ground of "Justifiable homi
cide." Chicago News.
Xe Snob.
During the French Revolution a
thief and a marquis Jolted In a tum
bril side by side through the wild
streets of Paris on the way to the
guillotine, while a venerable priest
tried to console their terrible last ride
with moral reflections.
'"A bas la noblesse! Down with
tho aristocrats!" shouted the red
capped mob.
Thereupon the thief rose in the
cart and cried:
"My friends, von deceive your
selves. I am not an aristocrat. I
am a thief."
The priest plucked him by the
sleeve, saying, reproachfully:
"Sit down. This is no time for
vanity."
Free to Our Renders.
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for 48-page illustrated Eye Book Free.
Write all about Your Eye Trouble and
they will advise as to the Propur Applica
tion of the Marine Ere Remedies in Your
Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you
that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes, Strength
ens Weak Eyes, Doepn't Smart. Soothes
Eye Pain, and sells for 50c. Try It in Your
Eyes and in Baby's Eyes, for Scaly Eyelids
and Granulation.
Going Up?
Justice has a streak of yellow, for
she grips the little fellow, but her
temper seems to mellow toward the
man who's higher up.
Though she runs to fix her clutch
es on the one who steals as much as
50 cents, tBhe limps on crutches to
ward the man who's higher up.
If the duties are evaded, quick is
righteous wrath paraded, for the few
who simply aided not the man
who's higher up. i
'Tis a most obnoxious feature;
Justice Burely needs a teacher; worst
of sinners not the creature, but the
man who's higher up.
Little chap must go to prison for
a crime not really hls'n, while cham
pagne Is ever fizzln' for the man
who's higher up.
When a. trust is caught at schem
ing. Justice takes its menials, seem
ing not to e'en be faintly dreaming
of the man who's higher up.
Ever calm her way pursuing, Jus
tice notes what some are doing, but
this duty is eschewing when the man
is hlghcO up. ,
Justice should take off her blind
er, to the smaller fry be kinder, and,
before her or behind her, grab that
man who's higher up. Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
Instinctive.
A darky minister In a Southern
town was much moved by the grief
of a woman whose husband had Just
been Interred.
"My slBter," came in solemn tones
from the clergyman, "I know dat
dls Is a great grief dat's overtaken
yo. All de same, though, you is
compelled to mourn de loss of dls
one who was yo' companion an' part
ner In life. I consoles yo' wif de as
surance dat dere Is anudder who
sympathizes wif yo' in de arms o'
unfallin' love."
The widow looked up at him
through her tears. "Who Is he?"
she finally asked. Harper's Weekly.
The gyroscope monorail car which
recently carried 40 passengers in a
successful test in England, was pro
pelled by electricity produced from
a gasoline engine-driven generator.
I TRIALSoTA NEBDEMS
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THE MMTER? I CANT
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or mln. Th.y ara tool to tho alomarS. Mtaf
Bad rici; tn?lorat lnt.ado( uka. Tbtjra.
rk-b tbe blood and ea.bla (ha atonacb to nt all Ua
Ooarlulnent from food that la put Into It. Towed
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and llonuUtlas. Kor aala by aUdni (tiulo 10c tnj
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iblllt. abenluttly (no of Cb.rn. saTlN tOH'A
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THE AFRICAN COMET. -
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Many (Thlldrrn Are Sickly.
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Teething Disorders and D'troy Worms.
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Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Iowa has 1,629 banks, or one for
every 1.380 inhabitants. Kansas Is
next, with one bank for every 1,600
people.
For COIDS and GRIP.
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the ( old nnd restores normal cendltlons. it's
1 Ijmlrt etTei-ut ImmedlaluLy. ItM., iiic. and
Mc, at dru stores.
A dlflCRt'ded automobile tire makes
a good life preserver. Its bouyancy
Is stilllcient to keep several persons
afloat.
Only One "Rromo Quinine,"
That is Laxative Bromo Oninlne. Iook
j for the Denature of K W. Grove. Used tbe
I World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. li&o.
William Jackson, of Thlrsk, Eng
land, who recently died, was the
j oldest English Odd Fellow.
Pr. Pierre's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
j invigorate stnmaili, liver and bowels.
Sugar -routed, tiny granules, easy to take
! as runiiy.
The compass wad first used in navl
! Ration about 12.10 A. D.
Mrs. Wlnsiow's SootlilnR Syrnp tor rhllilren
tr"t bin tr.soft ens theffunis.redureH inflamma
tion, ullaj-H pain. en res wind eolln.25o a bottle
Tlie llglithouso service in 1909
was $.-,:;.:7,0')0.
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Cartoon by Robert Carter, in the New York American.
MAN OF MYSTERY'S PASTlSCLDSl
Millionaire George D. Nelson Was Really George N. Dunn, Who,
Hopelessly in Debt, Left Chenango Forks, N. Y. Society
Man's Widow Left Him a Fortune.
KNELL TO HOPES OF A GREAT HOST OF
NELSONS CLAIMING THE ESTATE AS RELATIVES
Springfield. Mass. Disclosures
made concerning the past life of
Springfield's "Man of Mystery,"
George D. Nelson, who died on Febru
ary 8, gives a death blow to the
claims of scores of alleged heirs to
the $1,000,000 estate he left. The
result of a careful Investigation ap
pears to show beyond doubt that the
so-called Nelson was really George
Nelson Dunn: that he was born in
Chenango Forks, N. Y., lived there to
manhood, and that he changed his
name and became lost to even his
near relatives because of a business
venture in which he sunk all of his
money and became involved in debt.
Hitherto all knowledge of Nelson's
past was that he came here thirty
years ago, driving from the West two
blooded horses purchased by a rail
road president; that Bliss Vinton, a
young society man, gave him a posi
tion on the Vinton estate, of which he
became manager; that upon the death
of Vinton, Mrs. Emma Goodrich Vin
ton, the widow, who lost both of her
hands in a fire, valued his services so
highly that she persuaded him not to
make a marriage he contemplated;
and that upon her death in 1908 he
inherited her entire fortune of $600,
000. Mrs. Vinton's relatives made a
strenuous effort to break the will, but
failed.
Recently Nelson sent for his
nephew, George G. Dunn, of Camden,
Oneida County, N. Y., a traveling
salesman for a Rochester company,
and informed him of their relation
ship. He left his entire estate to
George G. Dunn, ignoring his only
surviving brother, Andrew W. Dunn,
a grocer, of Chenango Forks, father
of George G. Dunn; the latter's
brother, William, of Fulton, N. Y.,
and George's sister, who lives in Os
wego. The man bo long known as George
D. Nelson was tbe son of Nelson
Dunn, and was born in 1845, on a
farm in the town of Greene, Chen
ango County. He was graduated from
a Syracuse business college, and be
came a shipper of butter and eggs to
the New York City market. He was
doing a fine business when he was
ruined by a glut In tbe butter market
in 1869, at a time when he had Just
laid down in New York an especially
large shipment of butter. Disheart
ened, and believing himself hopeless
ly in debt, be disappeared from Chen
ango Forks.
There is no trace of him for the
next eleven years, and until thirty
years ago, when he delivered the
horses here, and was employed by
Bliss Vinton. He had left In Chen
ango Forks his father and mother, a
sister, Mabelle, and two uncles, An
drew W. and Bagley T. Dunn. Of
these only Andrew Dunn survives.
For two or three years after his dis
appearance he sent a few brief com
munications to his old home, but he
gave no opportunity by wnlch he
might be found, and his friends and
neighbors finally believed that he was
dead.
When Dunn arrived here he called
himself George D. Nelson. As he
grew in favor with Vinton and Mrs,
Vinton, and finally inherited the Vin
ton estate, there was much specula
tion as to his antecedents, and tho
humble manner in which he had mado
his advent in Springfield was recalled.
He told nothing of himself, and be
money and became heavily involved
In debt.
Mrs. Vinton built a hotel and a
theatre, which Nelson managed, and
to which, when they became his prop
erty, be gave bis own name. He was
a shrewd business man and nearly
doubled the Vinton inheritance.
In the light of these developments
it is now clear why Nelson never reg
Istered'here as a voter. He could not
have answered the necessary queries
as to bis name, birthplace, etc., with
out disclosing either his real identity
or committing perjury.
It was announced after Nelson's
death that bis sole heir, George G.
Dunn, was the son of a sister. The
belief exists here that the nephew
and his advisors have permitted the
facts in Nelson's life to become pub
lic in order to set at rest the claims of
those persona named Nelson who as
sert that they are relatives of tbe
testator. They write from nearly
every part of the country, and one, at
least, came here to enforce his alleged
relationship. Frank E. Carpenter,
Nelson's attorney, declined to affirm
or deny the story of his former
client's life. He said that granting
the story to be true, the validity of
the will was not involved.
"That document," said he, "can be
broken on only two grounds un
sound mind or undue In fluence. We
are prepared to show that Mr. Nel
son's mind was absolutely clear, and
that every bequest was Inserted at bis
express direction and without sugges
tion from any other person. The
witnesses are wholly disinterested
persons."
AMERICA A THIRSTY NATION.
More Than a Billion Pounds of Coffee Consumed In 1909
Washington, D. C. America must
be a thirsty nation, judging from the
imports of drinkables set forth in sta
tistics of tbe Department of Com
merce and Labor. The United States
consumed the essence of more than a
billion pounds of coffee in 1909, val
ued at $86,000,000, and $16,000,000
worth of tea. In spirits, wines and
malt liquors the nation touched its
highest record tor importation In
1909, consuming foreign products
which were valued at more than $26,-000,000.
Bureau of Manufactures Has Helped
to Sell Millions' Worth of Goods.
Washington, D. C. One thousand
letters a month from business men of
this country come to the "Foreign Op
portunitles" department of tbe Bu
reau of Manufactures, which, accord
ing to its chief, has helped to sell
millions of dollars' worth of goods.
"We have Just received a letter
from manufacturers In Ohio," the
chief of the bureau told the House
Appropriations Committee, "thanking
us for enabling them to sell sixteen
carloads of their products in Russia."
The Field of Sports.
The Harrlsburg Club has sold In
fielder Owens to tbe Qulncy (111.)
Club.
Dupuls, Wauseka and Houser, of
the Indian football team, are mem
bers, too, of the basketball team.
August Belmont has four trainers
for thoroughbreds which will be cared
for iu America, England and France.
The life of Eddie Smith,- who will
refecee the Nelson-Wolgast fight, bas
been Insured for $10,000. In the
event Smith dies before the contest
comes off each contestant will receive
5000.
Alabama Congressman Sends Check
For Woman Whose Son Was Killed.
Irwin, - Pa. Congressman J. T.
Heflln, of Alamaba, has sent Burgess
Cribbs, of this city, a check for Mrs.
Thomas Lawson, whose son, her only
support, was killed recently In a
coasting accident. The Alabaman
wrote that his son had read of the
accident and persuaded him to make
contribution.
Congressman Heflln Is one of the
few remaining "gun carrying" mem
bers of Congress. He is a temperance
man.
About Noted People.
Francis Wilson, the actor, Is fifty
six.
Eben Plympton, tbe actor, is fifty
six.
Charles Dickens, novelist, was born
on February 7, 1812.
Ex-Vlce-Presldent Fairbanks ar
rived lu Berlin for a visit.
Etlwln Ilawley has acquired con
trol of tbe Hocking Valley Railway.
Dennis Trapley, who decided to
patent his discovery ot growing black
roses, says he can grew black cotton
as well. . .
In Airony With Eczema.
"No tonguej can tell how 1 suffered
for five years with itching and bleed
ing eczema, until I was cured by the
Cutlcura Remedies, and I am so grate
ful I want the world to know, for
whnt helped me will help others. My
body and fncewerecovered with sores.
One day it would seem to be better,
and then break out again with the
most terrible pain and Itching. I
have been sick several times, but
never In my life did I experience such
awful suffering as with this eczema. I
had made up my mind that death was
near at hand, and I longed for that
time when I would be at rest. I had
tried many different doctors and med
icines without success, and my moth
er brought me the Cutlcura Remedies,
Insisting that I try them. I began to
feel better after the first bath with
Cutlcura Soap, and one application of
Cutlcura Ointment.
"I continued with the Cutlcura
Soap and Cutlcura Ointment, and have
taken four bottles of Cutlcura Resolv
ent, and consider myself well. This
was nine years ago and I hare had
no return of the trouble since. Any
person having any doubt about this
wonderful cure by the Cutlcura Rem
edies can write to ray address. Mrs.
Altie Etson, 93 Inn Road, Battle
Creek. Mich., Oct. 16. 1909."
A Defeated Conscience.
George W. Martin, secretary of the
Kansas State Historical Society, tells
a story about an early day Kansas
Justice of the peace, who will be
nameless here:
"This J. P.," said Mr. Martin,
"would marry a couple one day as
Justice of the peace and divorce them
next day as notary public."
One time, as the story ran, a man
surrendered himself to this J. P.
"An" phwat's the matter?" asked
the Judpe.
"I killed a man out here on the
prairie in a light," was the reply. "I
want to give myself up."
"You did kill him, sor?" asked
the J. P.
"Yes, sir," was the rrply.
"Who saw you?" asked the J. P.
"Nobody."
"An' nobody saw you kill him?"
"No, sir; Just we two were there."
"An' you're shure nobody saw
you?" reiterated the J. P.
"Of course I'm sure," was tho re
ply. "Thin you're discharged." said tho
J. P., bringing his fist down on the
table. "You're discharged You can't
'criminate yourself. Fifty dollars,
please!" Kansas City Journal.
A Human Candle.
Waggs I have found something
beside a candle that will answer that
old riddle, "The longer It stands the
shorter It grows."
Wlggs What Is It?
Waggs A candidate The longer
he stands for office the shorter he
grows financially.
A GOOD CHANGE
A Change of Food Works Wonders.
The wrong food and drink causes a
lot of trouble in this world. To
change the food is the first duty of
every person that is ill, particularly
from stomach and nervous trouble
As an illustration: A lady in Mo. has,
with her husband, been brought
around to health again by leaving off
coffee nnd some articles of food that
did not ogree with thera. They began
using Postum and Grape-Nuts food.
She says:
"For a number of years I suffered
with stomach and bowel trouble,
which kept getting worse, until I was
very 111 most of the time. About four
years ago I left off coffee and began
taking Postum. My stomach ana
bowels- improved right along, but 1
was so reduced in flesh and so ner
vous that the least thing would over
come mo.
"Then I changed my food and be
gan using Grape-Nuts in addition to
Postum. I lived on these two princi
pally for about four months. Day by
day I gained in flesh and strength un
til now the nervous trouble bas en
tirely disappear and I feel that I
owe my life and health to Postum and
Grape-Nuts.
"Husband Is 73 years old and he
was troubled, for a long time, with
occasional cramps, and slept badly.
Finally I prevailed upon Jilm to leave
off coffee and take Postum. He had
stood out for a long time, but after he
tried Postum for a few days be found
that he could ieep and that his
cramps disappeared. He was satis
fled and has never gone back to coffee.
"I have a brother in California who
has been using Postum for several
years; his whole family use It also be
cause they have bad such good results
from It."
Look In pkgs. for the little book,
"The Road to Wellvllle." "There'
Reason."
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. Tbey
are genuine, true, and full of buixuui
Interest.
CONVINCING PROOF
OF THE VIRTUE OF
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Vhat is the use of procrastinating in the face of such
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you for not giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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genuine and honest, too, every one ot them.
Mrs. S.J
ill
m - saw
-;
r 1 r r
IJarhcr snyst
"I think Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege
table Compound
is the best medi
cine in the world
for women and
I leal it my duty
to let others
know tho pood it
Las done tor me.
'three years afro
I had a tumor
which the doctor
said would have
to be removed by nu operation or I
could not live more than a year,
or two, at most. I wrote Mrs. i'ink
hiim, at Lynn, Mass., t or advice, and
took H bottles of Lydia B. Pink
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day tho tumor is Roue and 1 am a
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. Y.
Mrs. E. F. Hayes says:
"I was under tlio
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For 30 years Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable
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Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
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in aaaa, Mrs. Pinkham invites nil sick women
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Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
Mrs. George May Bays t
1"Jfo one knows
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Ifered from fe-
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My doctor said
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line anything to
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Jthe advice of a
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Lydia K. rinkhum s Vegetable Com
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Mrs. (iFniifii; May, 80 4th Ave.,
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K. Housh says :
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ot a severe fe
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fering women."
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Mrs. W.
nr. . mv
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Morgan' Tale of a Minister.
J. Pierpont Morgan, at the recent
diocesan convention in New York,
amused a group of clergymen with a
story of a minister.
"He was as Ignorant, this good
man, of financial matters." said Mr.
Morgan, "as the average financier Is
ignorant of matters ecclesiastical.
"He once received a check the
first he had ever got in his life and
took It to a bank for payment.
" 'But you must Indorse the check.'
said the paying teller, returning it
through his little window.
" 'Indorse it?' said the old min
ister, in a puzzled tone.
" 'YeB. of course. It must bo in
dorsed on tho back."
" 'I see,' said the minister. And,
turning the check over, he wrote
across the back of It:
" 'I heartily endorse this chei'k.' "
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Impossible to find anything belter for
isideactai', c ackiiche or stitches than I'erry
JJurW Painkiller. SThj., iVtc. and .OOc
Despite the great demand for It
at home, tho I'nlted States annually
exports more than 16,000,000gallons
of turpentine, more than all tho rest
of the world combined produces.
London business men will build
an aerodrome to cost $50,000, at
Hendon, one of the suburbs of the
British metropolis.
For HFA DAC'HK-lllrka' CA PCDIIf
Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Its llniiW-iileanarit to take-arta Imtnedl
Ii. ' 1UC" 23C' A s? dri
In the Belgium parliament there
Is an aged minimum of 2a for depu
ties and 40 for senators.
Piles Cured in O to 14 Days.
Pazo nntmetit is gnarsnteod to cure anyi
raReofltehinr,BliiiiHleii)gorProtmdingi
Piles in 0 to 14 days or money refunded. 6O01
The wind guago on shipboard reg.
isters up to 10". miles an hour, which,
is as much speed ns anyone expects.
AUrn'n Lung linhitm is ton old reliable
rough remedy. Pound in every drug store,
and practically every home. A sizes, 1
In ono hot day last summer no
fewer than 9,000 persons "made use
of one of New York's public baths.
Itch rured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Efaiiituiv Luiiun. Never iaila. At druggists.
Dublin's famous evening paper,
Sinn Fein, has ceased publication.
Fads for Weak Women
IMiDe-tentns ot all the sickness of women is due to some derangement or di
csae of the organs distinctly feminine. ' Sucb sickness osn be cured is cured
every day by
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
It Makes Weak Women Strong,
Sick Women Well.
It sets directly on the organs affected and is st tbe asme time general restora
tive tonie for the whole system. It cures lemnle complaint right in the privacy
ol borne. It makes unnecetaary the disagreeable questioning, examinstiona and
local treatment so universally insisted upon by doctors, and so abhorrent to
every modest woman.
We shall not particularize here as to the symptoms ol
those peculiar affections incident to women, but those
wanting lull information as to their symptoms and
means of positive cure are referred to the People's Com
mon Sense Medical Adviser 1008 pages, newly revised
and up-to-date Edition, sent frt on receipt ol 21 one
cent stamps lo cover cost ol mailing only; or, in cloth
binding lor 31 stamps.
Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y.
The Right Way
In All Coses of
DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA,
COLDS, ETC.,
Of All Iloram Brood Wares, Colts,
Stallions, is to
"SPOHN THEM"
On tbatr tonfuav or Id tha faad put Spoon's LlqnM
Com pou tl. Ul. lb reinwly lo all of ttaam. li aou
oa th. tUtoA anil f laaita. It rout, the -'TraM by a.
lllu Ihadlsau swiut. It want! off lh aroabla,
na niattor how th; aia "aipotwl." Abaolutal; traa
(rum aurtnlna Injarloiu. A child oan safalr taka lu
hi ou. anil fvou and fl0.(lu tHa iloua. Sold by
druasuia, hart, daalen, ur ssat, aapraaa said, by
Um utanufaulurara,
BaeelaJ Aseais Wanted.
SPOIIN MEDICAL, CO.,
Chemists and BaOeriolosrtsla.
oosHRtt, nn., r. . a.
Submarine signal can be heard
15 miles.
Venezuela has 6,000 miles ot tele
graph.
D. N. U. I.
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"I have suffered with piles for thirty.
years. One year sgo last April I be.
rsa Ukine; CsacareU fur conati nation. la
zi course ol week I noticed the pile
egmn to disappear end at the end of sis
sreeka they did sot trouble me at all.
Csjcareta have done wondej far sue. I
im entirely cured and feel like a new
an." George Krydcr, Mauoleoa, O.
Peoaaai. JUtobla. Wotoa. Taaae Ooed.1 -Pobood.
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