CONFIEH. Khouldrt thou bring to, me a joy of thin And bid mo hold it m trust for thee Secure B ueneaicwu am Or priceless pearl from ! J would keep thy ti wt aa 11 e...M na a Benedictine ehrine. a sacrament ?.!.. k Ifniv ('trail from Heaven aent. Until thy joy would be mine would be By the happy token that made it thine! Should thou bring to me a grief to keep That tirred thy breuat with it piteous Knen, T would bear it in my boaom deep And never word of ita aadneaa tell; I would hold thy trust a a warder, true, And my heart would mourn thy bitter rue Until thy grief Would be mine would be mine By the tragical token that made it thinel ShouMst thou bring to me a love to hide And bid me bind'it a thing apart I would deem ita npirit defiled And aeal it aafe in the cell of my heart, More hallowed than holy offerings. And royal above the jewels of kings; Until thy love would be mine would be minA By the pricelee token that made it thinel Stephen Henry Thayer, in The People's. m 1 m The Heiress From England. m A Talc or colonial Days. :: :: :-: :-: ByuiAw.nt.scE. tree rattled against the chimney. With sudden resolution the man spoke: "I am His Excellency's secretary." She turned and flashed on htm two "Captain Pakenham," said His Ex cellency, the Governor, turning toward the hearth where a figure stood like some superb young Mars, "you are Into, sir; what do you mean by such delay? I was obliged to send a servant to search for you." "I crave your Excellency's pardon," he answered. "I was playing bowls with Miss Margaret, and so gave little hoed to time." The socretary at the Governor' side thrust the goose quill hard Into the Ink horn, and a blot fell on bis paper. His Excellency had come to this, his favorite country house, with a retinue of guests and servants, to celebrate not the New Year, but an event at once uncommon and Interest ing a double marriage. Pakenham," said the Governor, you hoar the preparations for your wedding on the morrow. I marvel that you should waste time at bowls with my nloce, Margaret, or forget for a moment the Importance of the occasion, when the lady who has come from England to marry you Is already approaching the bouse. Let me re mind you, sir, that your father has sent Miss Keppel to mend with her wealth the wasted fortunes of your family, as well as to make you happy by the gift of her youth and beauty. "Now, If you would save your repu tation as a lover and a gentleman, mount and make such speed as you can to meet Miss Keppel's coach." "I make haste to obey your com mands," said Pakenham, and he bowed and went jauntily out of the council chamber. But the moment Its door closed upon htm his countenance changed. With a groan he started to desceud the staircase, and In Its first turn found himself face to face with a slen der, brunette girl, who was just com ing up. He bent hia fair, tall head, and kissed her on the lips; then tore down the stair, his sword clattering against the stout oak as he went. Meanwhile In the council chamber the Governor was talking to his sec retary. "It Is well for the boy to go with you to the altar to-morrow," Bald the Governor. "Soeing you so happy In the love of Margaret, he may pause to reflect upon his own folly, and, haply, awake to some sense of grati tude and duty. I am fond of Paken ham, and desire his welfare. He has been a great favorite, too, with Mar garet." "Yes." assented the secretary. Ills Excellency withdrew. , A light tap sounded on tho door, and Mar garet Wlnslow, the niece of the Gov ernor, stepped into the room. As she advanced to meet her lover (he Involuntarily cast down her eyes. He tried to take her hand, but she broke from him, and ran to a window that commanded a view of the high way. "Let us watch for Miss Keppel's coach, Jasper. I have a secret to tell you, and oh, I am sore afraid my heart ii beating fast." "Eh? Afraid? Of what, pray of whom?" - "Of you and my uncle. Do you think the English girl can be far away? It is hard for me to make my confession It will be harder for you to hear It!" "Margaret, what Jest Is this? Your face Is like chalk you tremble!" "And well I may! Look! the is at hand! I see the outriders the heads of the horses, yonder In the curve of the road, where the tall cedar tands. Oh, I must tell you now, or our lives will be forever wrecked! It m Pakenham whom I love, Jasper not you and alas! he loves me. If he marries the English heiress to morrow, and If I am forced to wed you. my heart win break." The blow was cruet. Never till that moment bad he doubted her faith. ine coach turned la at the gate. The bleak winter ntfrfit won Ing on the marshes. Over the barren waste a man came, tunning like a fox. looking behind him now and then as he fled. Far away lu the distance twinkled a light, instinctively he Bet his face toward It shone from a low black house on the edge of the marsh. He rapped on the door and a hand ome young woman opened to him. "Madam," he said, "may I ask a place by your fire and a morsel of His voice and bearing betokened a man of breeding. She drew back that he might enter. "The fire is free to 11 wayfarers," he said, "and as for supper here Is glad!"""0 lr me I give it to you She motioned toward a table spread Kh coarse bread and a mesa of pot- l",UDU,Ud' " H was watching her closely, and a she moved to take a pewter pute from the dresser, he saw a hem of stiff, costly silk under the homeapun cloak nat was throwa about her shoulders --also suin of miry travel that mind trnM ausplcloa In hit " ta ldent that you art not the owner of this house?" fm'fc ok her hel ta,r xui head, with hair like the silk of torn. , i "Flaherfolk live here. They are eoMnt now on an errand for . . It wln1 Cleched around tb Mvinj the bougha ct tht aerobian) wide blue eyes. "Ahl the man who will wed the Governor's nleco to-morrow?" "Pardon the man who will wed the Governor's nleco never! Miss Wlnslow has thrown me over for a happier lover. Two marriages were arranged for the Governor's house on New Year's morning neither w ill be celebrated." She looked gravely perplexed. "I am also a wanderer to-night," she said, sadly, "and, worse yet, I am a stranger in a strange, inhospita ble land." "Then," replied the secretary, "there is but one name ty which I can call you. You are you must be the English maid. Miss Keppel? Though when I left the Governor's dwelling I supposed that lady to bo safely housed there. To encounter her miles away, in a fisherman's but, and at this hour, seems strange be yond belief." "I am lost on the marshes, sir," she said, with quiet dignity. "And why did you leave the Gov- "What! have you rtme'd to com back, sirrah?" he cried, and fumbled for hia gold snuffbox. "Yes. answered the secretary, "to ! take my punishment." "Punishment for what?" ? "The Blaying of Pakenham, In your Excellency's garden."' "Humph!" said tho Governor, "and who la this with you? Ah, the Eng lish maid! A pretty kettle of fish we have In the house! Well, sir, Pak enham is not dead. Your, sword missed his heart by an inch or two he will recover." The secretary had expected other tidings. He threw up bis head and breathed freely again. "Ye3, yes," said the Governor, "he will survive your thrust, fast enough, for his new-made wife In now nursing him a clergyman wedded him to Margaret several hours ago. She thought him dying at the time and would not be gainsaid. As for you, secretary, since Margaret is tho fire brand that has" lighted the tow, I can not punish you as I ought the scan dal would be too great. Therefore, you take care not to talk of this New Year's Eve, and you will Immediately depart from this place and remain In er.ile until Pakenham recovers and 1 can pack him and his wife oft to Eng land." "And what will you do with Mis Keppel?" queried the secretary. "To gether we havo made a Btrange Joui ney to-night, and I would know youf plans for her future." "She shall remain with me till some suitor more worthy than Pakenhan asks her in marriage." The secretary raised Miss Keppel' hand to his lips. "Will you wait for rne till I re turn?" "I will wait," and the tear3 shnne In her eye3. Richmond Times-Dispatch. WORDS OF WISDOM. Weak the conflict of one hand. Euripides. Do not put off under falae pretexts. Homer. Nothing can bo great which Is not right. Dr. Johnson. e a 0 0 o 0 9 9 9 $ 9 9 Q o 0 9 9 Her International Menu. (From Judge.) T.iia Is what she had on Monday: Breakfast Spanish mackerel English muffins Brazilian coffee Luncheon French chops Hungarian stew Swiss cheese Japanese tea '. Belgian hare ' Spanish beans ' Irish potatoes Vienna rolls French pastry Afi:i ihratre Welsh rarebit German nicklea M. Q- Jones. Munich beer And thj is what she hr.d on Tuesday: , American Indigestion. ; 0, 9 0 o 0 O 0. It 0 ti o 0 r 0 w ernor? But I see! Pakenham con fessed the truth to you even as Miss Wlnslow did to me." "Not so; I needed no confession," she answered, bitterly. "At the har bor he failed to meet me. I was left to mako tho journey alone, almost to the Governor's gate. "No. I sent my maid to demand speech with Pakenhan. He could not be found he had vanished. I waited for no words with the Governor. While he and his household fancied me to be resting from my journey I put on this cloak, took my purse and Jewels, and stole with my maid from the house. We thought to make our way to the harbor and there seek a ship ready for sea, but In the dark ness we missed the road, and found ourselves astray in the marshes. My maid was overcome with fright, and wept and wailed so much that I per mitted her to turn back; but I myself continued on alone." "Alone! " echoed the secretary, with a vivid remembrance of the marsh by night, "you have a brave heart." "Suddenly the socretary arose and pushed back his chair. "Miss Keppel," he said, "I omitted (o tell you one trifling Incident In my own story--I have killed Captain Pakenham!" She sat as if turning to stone. "You said a moment ago that when Kind words are the music o! the world. F. W. Faber. Wisdom, like flcwers, requires cul tivation. Hosea Ballou. Men prize a thing ungained more than It is. Shakespeare. The pure in heart are slow to credit calumnies. Jane Porter. In this world a man must be either hammer or anvil. Longfellow. The man who would climb the lad der of fame mustn't linger tco Ions on each round of applause. Puck. Education is the only Interest wor thy the deep, controlling anxiety of the thoughtful man. Wendell Phil Hps. If there is a man who has no right to land, then my right to land, your right and the rlg'at of every nan is unlawful. Emerson. "Patience," caid Undo Eben. "is sumpin' dat everybody keeps losln" because he thinks nobody else has it." Washington Star. ' Give Joyous greeting to every morn. Ing have you counted the mornings coming to you that you can afford to get up with a grouch? Florida Times-Union. Blessed are they who with pure hearts and clean hands can go up into the mountain of the Lord and sur vey and enjoy the wonders of His you sent for him at the Governor's) creation. Christian Herald. house he could not be , found. Doubt- Tfae fundamental dBCeptlon ,tai ,a ess he was lying under the trees at fc coarg9 4 momUrous assertion the toot of the garden with my sword fc T , .7 TL V , . """""V mankind, may be somebody's private ately after the arrival of your coach.' ' ' ,. t. ' ,,s as slavery. Newman. When Socratea was asked to what country he belonged by virtue of his birth, he said that he was a citizen of Miss Keppel, you need wander no further. I have rid you of that for tune hunter that blind mole, who could prefor Margaret Wlnslow to rout " Ha walked toward the door. She tne whole world; he considered him. seir a reeiaeni ana citizen or. ine en tire universe. Cicero. started to her feet and took a step after him. "Oh, sir, what would you do where would you go?" "Back to the Governor to surren der myself and take my punishment like a man." She tried to bar his way with' im ploring bands. "Oh, sir, stay! Continue your flight! No one shall know that you have been here that I have seen you. Do not surrender yourself. Colonial Judges have little mercjf they will demand a life for a life. Pray, pray, listen to me!" He looked at her with a smile. . "You pity me that la aweet. But X will not fly further." Argument seemed to fall her. Her hands fell at her aide. "Then, if you go back, I will go with you that U, If you will accept my poor company. I will plead your causa with the Governor. After all that has happened, ha owe ma some consideration. Maybe we can reach the town before the Old Year dies." "Come, then," aald the secretary, "and Ood bless you for a brave and genernni maid!" HI Excellency waa walking bis council chamber in great disturbance of mind. The houae was atill all aounda of festivity had long since died in it. Steps sounded in the corridor, and aa the maid opened the door, His Ex cellency taw on the threshold two dis heveled, anow-covered figures. Ilka ptotert bio nn out of darkness. Waate of Oak Trees. There is no more striking example on the Pacific Coast of the ruthless destruction of timber than that which, follows the gathering of oak tanbark. In the counties of Humboldt and Mendocino in California the Industry of securing onk tanbark has attained considerable proportions. Oak trees eighteen Inches to three and a halt feet In diameter, up to forty feet to the limbs, are not uncommon. To secure this bark the trees are felled and tho bark Is stripped. The timber ia left untouched on the ground to rot. Until railroad transportation can be furnished thia waste will prob ably continue. Tbe bark in many in stance is secured from individual claims, taken up by homesteaders, the timber growth being practically all oak, which is sacrificed in order to eke out a precarious livelihood. From 400 to tOO cord of bark can be ob tained from a claim. Thousands of feet of good oak timber are sacrificed each year to the bark gatherer. Tha Tlmberman. Their Purpose. "Mirrors," says tbe thoughtful man, "were given to woman ao that she may. see herself aa other her." "Hardly," comments the man with the faded whisker. "They wera giv en to ber ao she may make herielf aee herself aa she wanti othera to a her." CWcago Poat, Mlfef1 woman's! REALM S MJ III w V As f .r.k'M Author Lays Down Pen. "Helen Mather," who In private life Is Mrs. Reeves, and who Is known over the English-speaking world as the author of the novel of country life, "Comin" Thro' the Rye," has de cided definitely to lay down her pen. She has refused all offers by publish ers, and Intends to devote herself in the future to a home for poor boys, which she has built as a memorial to her son, who died a short time ago. Mrs. Reeves enjoys a strange distinc tion in being the only woman who ever has written a realistic racing novel. In "Tally Ho" she caught the spirit of the race track, and showed an intimate knowledge of all the fine points of the sport. Mrs. Reeves al ways has been a horse lover, and once was one of the best whips, and also rider to hounds, in England. New York Press. Meddling Don't meddle. This Injunction de serves to be written In glowing let ters and blazoned from the housetops. For in every community is found a meddling female who Is responsible for two-thirds of the misunderstand ings that make life so burdensome. The broken friendship that no amount of bridging over can entirely cement again and the domestic trage dies that bring so much misery and remorse in their wake are her doing. And, after all. what is the reward of the meddler? Satisfaction, per haps, for a season, but It is short one of them is late, do not wait for more than ten minutes. At the ex piration of that time the meal should be served. This is only fair to your punctual guests, who deserve to have a good dinner, and not one that ha been spoiled by standing. In order to get their guests together at JiiBt the right time some hostesses resort to the subterfuRo of naming a dinner hour half an hour earlier than they mean to have the meal served. This gets the tardy ones there on time, but la not quite fulr to the punctual ones, who are kept waiting. That old adage, "Punctuality Is the courtesy of kings," should he observed by every one. New York Telegram. Trade Developed by a Woman. There may be a thousand and one ways of going Into business for one'a self, but Mrs. Augusta Matzner, of Now York City, seems to have found the one thousand and second. It was while she was on a trip to Europe a number of years ago that a merchant with whom ahe was talking at a re ception remarked casually that he wondered whether there was any market in America for old rubbers and overshoes. Mrs. Matzner thought this request strange, and on Inquiring found that many tons of worn out rubber footgear were being thrown away or used for small profit In Eu rope. When she returned to America, Mrs. Matzner had something more valuable than Parisian frocks. It Household Affairs Krotrli Stew. A Scotch stew makes a tasty and nourishing meat, dish of moderate cost. Procure the neck of two lambs, cut them Into pieces nnd roll In flour that ha been well salted and pep pered. Cook a finely minced onion in two tablespoonfuls of drippings until It is a golden brown and then put In the meat pieces and fry until they are well browned. Add the contents of a quart can. of tomatoes which have been strained and when they are heated through a bit of bay leaf and a teaspoonful of kitchen bou quet. Cover the pot and simmer until .the bones will drop out of the meat. Remove the meat, take out the bones and cook until very tender. Sarve in a border of rice. The kitchen bou quet and bay leaf may ba omitted. New Yorlc Sun. zz o & OS 2 o CO P3 o. Drawn-Hutter Simce. Tho drawn-butter sauce ordinarily served with boiled or baked fish is often imperfectly pre pared. Melt three tablespoonfuls of butter, add three tablespoonfuls of flour mixed with one-half teaspoonful of salt and one-eighth teaspoonful of pepper, and stir until woll blended, then pour on gradually, while stirring and beating constantly, one and one-half cupfula of freshly boiled water. Let boil five minutes, and add two and one half tablespoonfuls of butter, bit by bit. Add two hard boiled eggs cut in one-fourth Inch slices to a drawn-butter sauce and the result Is 'an egg sauce. Another delicious egg sauce is made by adding the yolks of two eggs slightly beaten to a drawn-butter sauce. One and one-half tea spoonfuls of lemon Juice are an acceptable addition. It a drawn-butter sauce is to be served with boiled mutton, add one-half cupful of capers drained from their liquor. lived. Sooner or later the price of her Interference Is exacted, and she becomes the target for both of the in jured parties and wakens too late to the tantalizing realization that in try ing to gain the confidence of one she has won for herself the contempt of both. Don't complain. That Is, perhaps, the least attractive of all the don'ts, for, being so easy to acquire, the com plaining habit has a largo following. The explanation lies in the fact that it is vastly more human, with most of us, at least, to recognize imperfections than virtues. The chronic complalner travels a hard road and pays heavy toll in the way of lost opportunities and pleas ures that pass by blm while he plods along searching for the rough places and pointing out the flaws. That the majority of the great army of complalner are of the fem inine gender only makes it the more deplorable. Lovely woman was sure ly created for some other mission than that of enveloping herself and those that have the right to look to her for cheer and encouragement In the cloud of discontent which the complaining habit begets. No; don't complain. It really doesn't help matters. Accept your lot with the grace that Is born of that faith which teaches that there ia some good In every thing, and that no situation Is so bad that it cannot be alleviated. New Haven Register. Call Not Prolonged. When paying calls to one's friends, whether formally or informally, do not utterly disregard the hour for meals, tor It 1 not good form to linger until the lunch or the dinner hour, when you have not been Invited for the meal. It you do you are likely to place your friend in an awkward position. Either Bhe must ask you to remain because she feels it necea sary, or she has the meal delayed, waiting for you to .take your de parture. Do not put yourself In tbe position of allowing either of these alterna tive to occur, for no housekeeper likes the routine interfered with, and unexpected guest are not apt to be popular, for in all well regulated household the table 1 as conven tionally laid for luncheon a for din ner, and to rearrange it at the last moment necessitate considerable change and ' special orders to the kitchen. All of which many house keepers dislike, and therefore do not ioel obliged to invite callers at tho last moment. It you are really wanted, you will be asked during the early part 'of your call, for the hoatesa who wants you will Insist that you take off your hat and stay for a long visit. It she does not ask you in this spontaneous way, do not embarrass her by remain ing until tho moment tbe meal is an nounced. No well mannered hostes allows her maid to announce a meal while a caller la preseut, and if tu visitor I tboughtlesa the lunch or dinner I often delayed until it 1 almost spoiled, for cooked food should be aten as soon as they are done. This waiting is a trial to the housekeeper and a cause ot irritation to her hus band, if ah has one, and the visitor responsible for such a tat is never popular In that family. When you ask meats to t meal. If was something on which the custom Inspectors could not assess duty, for It was an Idea. She made a round ot the New York rubber redeemers and manufacturers and learned that old rubber was In demand all the time. She cabled the European merchant with whom she had first talked to send her all the old rubbers ho could get. She sold the shipment at a good profit. For two years she did busi ness in this way, depositing her pro fits always In the same bank. Finally she found that she could get the trade ot a number of tho largest Eu ropean firms, and for this she needed much more capital than she pos sessed. She went to tbe president of tho bank with which she had done business and asked for a large loan. If the president had been at all skep tical as to ber ability, the explanation she gave him of the future of the old rubber trade convinced him and she got. the loan. To-day she receives old rubber from Europe in thousand-ton lots, and Is one of the largest ' indi vidual factors In the rubber redeem ing trade. From "Women as Busi ness Builders," by E. W. Gearing, in The Bookkeeper. Macaroon Mousse. The favorite dessert of a young French bride was a mousse made of macaroons and whipped cream. A quart of thick double cream is whipped in a churn until thick. It is then sweetened with half a cupful of confectioner's sugar. A half-pound of maearaons are soaked until soft In syrup and put in alternate layers with the cream Into a melon or square ice cream mould. The top and bottom layer Is of the cream. Seal the joint of the mould after the lid t fastened on with a cloth dipped In melted butter, and pack in salt and ice for several hours. Servo with candled cherries dotted over tho top. If liked, more whipped cream can bo piled around the uioucse. New Haven Register. Str.ffcd Cabbage To stii.7 cabbage, select a compact head that Is not too large, wash it thoroughly, cover with boiling water and let it stand until the leaves are softened entirely through the head. Then pull the loaves apart (do not loosen thorn) until the cabbage looks like a great green rose. Meanwhile make a mixture of a cupful of minced cold tongue and ham, a cupful of boilad rice, a little onion juke, salt and pepper. Moisten with a taMe aponnful of melted butter and put a little of tho dressing In the centre of the cabbage. Fold tho lcavos over this and put a layer of the dressing around the next foliation. Again fold the leaves over It and continue until every layor of leaves has a layer of dresslns. Then wrap the cabbage securely In cheesecloth and boil for at least an hour In saltei water. When it is tender, remove from the cloth, drain thoroughly, put into a hot dish nnd cover with white sauce. It may be sprinkled with minced green and red pepper. New York Sun. LIMITED KNOWLEDGE. He doesn't know that Homer ever anng a thrilling aong. He doenn't know who won at Waterloo: He doesn't know that Caesar every ewayea a cheering throng, Or wiint it waa that Guy Fawkea tried to do; But he c an tell you quickly, if you have the wish to know. Who have led the Leagues in batting for a dozen years or ao. lie doesn't know an adverb from a pro noun or a noun, He mixea up hia tenses when he apeak: He doesn't know wan Lyron waa, or that he won renown. But he can give you quickly and without a moment's thought All the detail of the battles that old John L. ever fought. He couldn't name a dozen of thia country's President, He doesn't know who lost at Hunker Hill; Once he saw displayed a copy of "Poor Richard" for ten cents, And lie nought it, but regret ia with, him still, "For," he says, "I looked all through it, nnd dere'a nutin' dere at all Like dire is in dis here guide-book wit' its rcjorda of bnseball." C'luingo Reccrd-ITcrald. Long sashes are worn with coat suit. Neckpiece are very wide and muffs are huge. Rat-tall braid seems to be sup planting soutache. This season probably will see but few hats in felt. Tbe jet button craze already shows signs of waning. Paris la offering all sorts of hats ex cept small one. Many double veils of contrasting color are offered. Brown, In tbe kahki and leather order, are promised for out-of-door wear. Sleeves in little girls' dresses are fuiler, long, and have often one or two puffs. Dog collars In velvet are being em broidered In tiny buds and flowers In natural colors. The general tendency Is away from vivid coloring, and few luatrou sur faces are seen. A travel hat likely to become pop ular la a felt, turned up all the way around In back. The craze for shawls has brought with it renewed and welcome d rap In ga on dresses. Smart tailored suits are being made of the new diagonals, which are very rich in coloring. The use of panne is a millinery fea ture, especially for the purpose of fashioning turbans. The Hutch and Eton collars ar prom lieu a renewed popularity through tht, winter aeason. Superb ambroldery trimming schemes in color show touches of 1st introduced into the designs. Many ot thv old oolora bav reap peared, but with a new face, an Inde- serlbabls bloom or aaaen tint. Such effects are sea btt U the rich Bilk and velvet. Scissor in Kitchen. Not "a" slnglo scissors In the kitchen, but several; for the kero sene scissors intended for wicks and rough usage generally Is sacred to some shod or closet to which Is ban ished the kerosene can. There is the pineapple snipper, which may be used, because of its unusual Bhape, only for cutting out pineapple eyes. There is the grape scissors a valu able pair, indeed, for autumn, which Is grapo time, end all through the winter, because grape season stretches out over a long long period. The grape scissors, unless it be too dainty and silvered, may be used for the preparing of the grapefruit. The tough fiber can be managed with dif ficulty if a knife be rolled upon, and t'me, as well as rich Juice, may be saved by the use of scissors blades. A vegetable scissors should be found on a peg In every well ordered kitchen; for have we not all seen the lima bean pods that will not yield to ordinary pressure , when fall tough ens them on the outside, while the bean is still now inside? The kitchen garden, too, will demand a share In the vegetable scissors. Fish shears are not so pleasant sounding, but the pereou who pre pare the uncooked sea food will ap preciate the disappearance of the sharp, finger-sticking fins between the sharp blades. A reasonable pair or two of well polished scissors over and above the special kerosene blades will prove more useful than the unprepared housekeeper has ever contemplated. Harper's Weekly. aVab.'T -M Sjr Ham Dull. Chop fine cold cooked ham; add one egg and a little Hour; beat together; make into balls and fry brown in drippings. Sauted Potatoes. Cut cold boiled potatoes In quarter-Inch slices, sea son with suit and pepper, put In a hot well greased frying pan, brown one side, turn, brown the other side. One h'gff Mufllni. Three and one half cup ot flour, six teaspoon bak ing powder, one teaspoon salt, one and one-third cup milk, three table spoonful ot melted butter, on egg, three tablespoons sugar. llacon and Hweet Potato. Slice the bacon very thin, cut off the rind and hard part before slicing, fill a shallow pan with cold sweet potatoes sliced, cover the potatoes with bacon and bake until pork is crisp. Short Cak. Sift one quart of fine white flour, rub Into it three table spoons of cold butter, a teiapoon ot salt, a tabUapoon vf white sugar; add a beaten egg to a cup ot aour cream; turn it luto the other ingredients; dUaolv a teaspoon of soda in a spoonful of water; mix all together, handling as little a possible; roll lightly Into two round sheets; place on pi tins and bake from twenty to Itwenty-Ov minutes in a quick oven, hrhls crust is delloleu for fruit short take. PITH AND POINT. "What a Juno!" "That s'.iort girl? Do:i't you think that a misnomer?" "No; she's a Miss Smith." Balti uore American. Said He "Since I met you I havsj only one thought." Said Slie "Well, that's cne more than you had when we met." Chicago Dally News. Now goes the city girl afar, And shins to the top bough Of some tall tree and culls for hcW When first alio meets a cow. "Lady," said Workless Walter, "I have had a checkered career." "And it's your move now," replied the Lady as she reached for Tlge's chain. Frinceton Tiger. "And did you enjoy your trip through Switzerland?" "Yes, very nuch. They had such attractive post cards all through that country." Chicago Record-Herald. First Doctor "That nurse 13 an Indian fron the Carlisle School. Sto has an awful temper." Second Doc tor "Ah, I see. A red cross nurse, eh?" Philadelphia Record. "And where is jour husband." "Alas! Ho Is in the future state!" "ParJon no; I didn't know he was dead." "Ho ain't. He's homestead lr.g a clr.in in Arizona." Cleveland Leader. The Pastor (dining with the fam ily) "Ah, yes. Brother Sraithers, it is tho little things of this life that count." Little Willie (in a loud whis per) "Maw, that's tho si::th biscuit he's took." Chicago Tribune. "I 8ur.pose your remarks In Con gress will be listened to with great interest?" "My friend," said tho statesman, "in Congress a man is lucky to get a chance to make a speech without expecting people) fco listen to it." Washington Star. The hat are now so very larga ' I really think we might ' Just nut a niot ir on behind. And Hy like Wilbur Wright. 1 Minna Irving, in the New York Times. "I want to make a name for my self in politics," said the ambitious youth. "Well," answered Senator Sorghum, "It's liable to be a long and difficult enterprise. You'll probably have to put in a considerable r-haro of your time allowing your enenlea to call you any names they happen to think of." Washington Star. "What do you want?" asked the farmer's wife, as the lll-locklng tramp came shuffling up to the door. "I want to get a blto or two and I want It quick, see?" replied the tramp. "Oh, certainly," said the good woman with a prompt cheerfulness and free dom from alim which made the ugly visitor turn apprehensively. "You can have all the bites you want. Here, Towser!" Baltimore American. Draining Yazoo Kasln. One of the greatest undertakings ever entered upon by the U. S. Oso logical Survey is the draining ot tba tamouB Yazee Basin that portion ot the State of Mississippi lying between the Mississippi and tho Yazoo Rivers and commonly known as the delta. The first project surveyed contains 00 square miles, and State and Na tion are co-oporating In the work. During the last twenty-four years. $9,700,000 has been expanded for tho building and maintenance ot the levees of tbe delta region, about one seventh of this amount being con tributed by the Federal Government and tbe balance by the State. These levee are supposed to be fairly dura ble, though the levee commission does not trust the lordly Mississippi for a second, and is ever on the watch. This reclamation work It a tremen dously difficult task, however, and the least ot the troubles ot the engi neers now at work there is battling with snakes, mosquitoes and malaria. It 1 generally believed by those liv ing remote from tbe delta that Its land is of a twampy character. Tho belief 1 unfounded. There are few. It any, swamps, in the general accept ance ot the term, to be found. It is an area of narrow lakes, bayous and rlvars with deep hanks and tortuous course. Vaa Norden'. Falae Economy, John D. Rockefeller, ere he adopted the policy of alienee, said one day to a reporter: "Young nen must not think that I advocate miserly bablta. Economy f advocate, of course; but wise pend ing I advocate, too. The miser, lay lag nothing out. can never advance. "In faot. the miser has no better -understaadlng of economy than little Tommy Wstberlll, of Cleveland, has. "Tommy listened to a lesson oa economy from hia father one da;. Ho learned that nothing good or whole was ever to ba thrown away, and ao forth, and that evening he came ia to aupper swinging by tha tall a fragrant dead cat. i - 'Look, father.' be said. 'Look wha I found oa the dump a perfect ly good cat that somebody throwed ' away.' " Washington Star. v