LIFE AND LOVE. drenm," pnid Life to Love; Stove rcrlUvi: " Tie well; I know; Hjfni nm l. renrn are you, LM "to our dreams be true;" ?J.kiM""i "'"' ,aTg V,e itrce"' ' . to W, " ri,le tbe ,clnl,"ls . i1,,.h in the ntnrm, to bathe in the aun- jj Iflve is free, though Loves a dream. 'Thou art a dream," ni! Iiove to Life, "Tint I am real;" and Life replied: "A dream am I, and real are you? Then let us to oumelve be true;" And loudly laughed and ran away To back and bathe, to throb with joy, To girdle the world in fond emhrnee, Ana Love lay dead, no longer free. John Raleigh, in Gunter's. -a e THE LITTLE CANDLE By JAMES WEBER LINN. m when Rodney Plnkham appeared mong the candidates for the Valley tide Academy 'ootball team, the coach mlfli' . , , .i.j "What 8 jour liumoi no nnncu. Rodney W. Plnkham, sir." .you want to play football?" Yes, sir." "Why," said the conch good na- turedly, "you re no uigger inau a Christmas candle! " The boys wno neara mm iaugueu, ... ... .1 !...., ..I. .wl tUt PinKllUUl UB ummiucM. "I weigh more muu juu u ioiuk, llr," be saia. I weigu uuo uuuurcu ind eight ana one-quaner pouuus, Md most of It Is muscle, sir." The coach smiiea again. "Well, Mr. ChrlBtmas Candle Pink- lam,'' he said, "I like your spirit, HJway, and we'll see what you can to The first day there were exactly thirty-four men at practice, and when the three eleveus lined up for signal pmctlce, Plnkham fouud himself the oae left over. But he trotted along beside the coach, without the least sign of annoyance, looking up at him leriously and listening attentively to what he said. The coach put him In it end for the last five minutes of formation work. When It was over, he had all the tandidateg run from one end of the Held to the other. Little Plnkham finished sixth. "Hello!" said the coach. "You can run, can't you?" "Yes, sir," Bald Plnkham. The next day was rainy, and only about twenty boys came out. One of them was Plnkham. "Hello, Candle!" said Tommy Hor- ton, the halfback, winking to big Sloan, the centre. "Aren't you afraid the raln'll melt you?" "No, sir," answered Plnkham. After a moment he smiled, a shy, embarrassed Etnlle. "I guess that was i joke, wasn't it?" he said. Sloan and Horton doubled themselves up with laughter. After that every one called him "Candle" Plnkham. He appeared on the Held every day, rain or shine. Football was his pas sion. When he got alchance in the scrimmage, which he soon did, he (bowed that his size was not alto gether a disadvantage, for he could wriggle through a hole that nobody else on the squad could find, and he was a very diillcult person to dodge. Ia two weeks he was playing end on tbe "scrub," and was the proudest toy In Valleyside. There's one thine about you. Can dle," said the coach, one d. .-. "It's a real pleasure to see you Dlav. you enjoy It so much." "Why, don't you think It's fun. llr?" asked Plnkham. wonderinelv. Valleyside had excellent prospects that year. Sloan, the centre; Jimmy Edwards, the quarterback and cap tain, and Ho'-ton, the left half, were 11 remarkable players, and th,e rest of the eleven were at least average, a tne exception of the right end. Atter thres weeks the make-up of the team had been practically settled, Te for that end position. After the Mountfort game, Edwards and the ' toach were talking it over. "There's Just one man In Valley ide who could make eond thnr. I'm Perfectly sure," said Edwards. "That's abb. But he won't come out, con tound him! You know h nlaved for olbunt School last season anil ha via star. When I heard he was coming flerei I gave Un WCirrvlnir ihnnt nna But I've talked to him a dozen practice, be called: "Plnkham, you take right end!' The boy actually jumped. "What, sir I?" he said. "Hurry up!" answered the coach. And Plnkbam'g eyes shone like tho candles he was named for as he trotted to his place. The game that week was with NeokaT The field was wet and the ball slippery. The first .time Tommy Horton was given the ball, he squeezed it out of his arms before he was fairly Btarted. There was a wild scramble. When the players of both sides were un tangled, at the bottom was Candle Plnkham, the ball hugged tight to his stomach. Valleyside made three mora fumbles in the first ten minutes, and In two out of the three little Plnkham saved the ball. Then Val leyside braced and scored. " 'Rah, 'rah, 'rah, Horton!" yelled the crowd; and then, after a moment, " 'Rah, 'rah, "rah, Plnkham!" Through the dirt on his face the boy's embar rassed smile made its way. Neoka kicked off, and the running and smashing began again. So, also, did the fumbling. At last Valleyslde's right half got the ball, circled .the op posing end, but was caught by the de fensive halfback; and as ho was tackled the ball flew high and wide. Plnkham, racing behind, caught It on a lucky bound, and pushed on; but the opposing fullback tackled him squarely, and down they went in a heap, Noakas captain and right tackle, a boy weighing a hundred and seventy pounds, came up, and just as .the referee's whistle blew, hurled himself f n-tly upon Plnkham and coach. "I'm I'm too light. ' His eyes were full of tenrs. "Nonsense!" said tho coach. "You played a good game, Plnkham. Don't you frot. I wish you were twenty or .thirty pounds heavier, but you did your level best, and that's all any body can do." "I'm too light!" repeated Plnkham, mournfully. "It's perfectly true," said the coach afterward to Edwards. "He Is too light. I'm afraid Rockvllle - will smash things up round his end. What do you say we play Horton with him on .that side of the line?" "It wouldn't do," said Edwards. "It would only weaken the other end and throw Tommy all off." "Well, anyway," said the coach, "Plnkham keeps end that's settled. He's the best man that's played there, In spite of his weight, and he's a dandy Uttle sportsman, besides." "He's all that," admitted the cap tain. "But I wish .that man Babb would come out!" "Why don't you make one more try?" asked tho conch. "I think I will," Bald Edwards. Early on Monday afternoon he went to Babb's room. "Look here, Bnbb," he said, "I'm no beggar, but I've got something to say to you." He outlined the situa tion, and ended, "Now the school needs you; will you como out?" Babb, a tall, dark, quiet young fel low, listened In silence. When Ed wards had finished, he answered: "To tell the truth, Edwards, I've been thinking the thing over, and I guess I was wrong. Yes, I'll come out." "Good!" said Edwards. "To-day?" "To-day, certainly. When I make up my mind, I make it up." The captain, overjoyed, hastened to And the coach. On the way one thought troubled him a little the recollection that when Babb came on, little Candle Plnkham must be dropped. "It's tor confoundedly. bad," agreed the coacb. "I never coached any boy I liked more than .that little chap. But if Bi.bb makes good, it's got to be done, and he'll be the first to see It." "Yes, that's true," said Edwards. Babb came out, and little Plnkham retired to the scrub, where he played as faithfully and apparently with as much enjoyment as on the first eleven, tn three weeks more came the great game with Rockvllle, and Valleyside won. Babb was every where on the field he shared the SIMM. ' 4 111 APU'X Where Jot Comes From. Considering the enormous vogue of Jet, for trimming and ornaments of every description, the following note, taken from the current number of Style, is of interest: "Out of the face of steep cliffs at Whitby has come for more than 1500 years Jet answering the highest reT quirements. The Jet comes in flat tened layers, the largest pieces ever found being about six feet long and weighing about fifteen pounds. From three to four tons have been mined in a year at Whitby, and the town lina received as much as $500,000 for a year's output of Jet manufactured Into ornaments. Pittsburg Dispatch. Girl Invented the Penwiper, It Is said that the ingenious, young woman who invented the frilly doll penwipers has made money out of her idea. A clothespin Is the nucleus of each penwiper. With this as the anatom ical frame she produces brides, actresses, nuns, nurses ladles, In short, of every degree. In order to conceal the clothespin extremities, long skirts in sumptuous folds char acterize tile gowns of Miss Penwiper; and the banker, the lawyer and au thor wipe their pens on her petticoats. According to Brooklyn Life, the fame of these ladles has spread, and now their Inventor has a partner and a factory. Cause For Heavy Trend, "Have you noticed." asked an ob servant woman, "how much, more heavily women walk this year than ever before? I have learned the cause of It. The high heels are re sponsible for this extra noise. You see, the balance of the body is com pletely changed, especially for those people who have been wearing a comparatively low neei, ana tne re- r $ t st Hi ! ! vf vl 0 l ! Hi i) I 'HE worst form I have ever known an Invention to take was one that was introduced In a country town, when I was a boy, by a Yankee of musical turn of mind. who came along and taught every branch of education by singing. He taught geography by singing, and to combine accuracy of memory with patriotism, he taught the multipli cation table to the tune of Yankee Doodle. This worked very well as an aid to the memory in school, but when the boys' went into business it often led to inconvenience. When a boy got a situation in a grocery store and customers were waiting for their change, he could never tell the product of two numbers without commencing at the beginning of the table and singing up until he had reached those numbers. In case the customer's ears had not received a proper musical training, this practice often injured the business of the store. Horace Porter. Speech at dinner of the New Eng land Society, December 22, 1877. l i M 0 t 0 M in vt l VI iu ill ii lj il. Hb end. bonnet," "He says He isn't . . ana I can't move him; he won't "What's the nmtior with t,im" "ked the conch. ne got a ben In M inswered Edwards, crossly. ""want like the game." "uy not?" "Says It's hurt fn -"omoi eettlna- hurt ith... i... . ne wag ruled off tw,ce f nlttlug iro. i. - onu uo uus never goi "er It. 1 ilnn'l i . hi,! i hey Bay he had provocation uL " But he' queer chap; he i nake hlm out- He 8ay that anrt T" hU te,'Por when he plays, to dots thi. , I.... n. . . 80 he hag ma.de up hla mind io piay." kelnh.d .bBUer make P hl mln1 !Lhl",t9muer," said the coach, 'natg what r vi .. reniu.i "ui, cawirua rep M ut hfl h(j ha(j n Ut ., ?U.found you couldn't re u to? ,Vn' tbe ne3tt thing m .M!W and that w" what he uC 1 " -ther s.T. "iiu. let hr u we eau i to ivJ !' 3imtay- l m hUMnclIned nd rinnnam a show at 'Wh.n. A Cndie' """"""oea isawards. "The "JllBt an "tht hut K C0UrM 1,0 aner 1.' he i w,ry n Mt. and on th r IUUM lanrul worker Pend o-'m"1' you CM "lutely de h, n .lm t " '. told: and "Ti, ' ne ,ot 'ootball sense." My.- !I ' "'oethlng in what you I. fh L eiawar18. thoughtful Ma thinw , ,aunea- 'What do that LT r0Wns ''ootball up on "t .lopng root at th " nd V 11 WOuld bounce every way, "hea V then he,d nd tls hh' d'd' b' ,al1 wtt .T.ry -oi. t never plcked t up once! S.'SK" th9 8ani9' r'8ht'" 4 Bp rt elevea ft signal the fullback. There was a roar and a hiss from the stands. When Horton and tbe referee pulled the men apart, little Plnkham did not move. "Dirty! Dirty! Take him out!" yelled the stands. The umpire slapped the Neoka captain on the shoulder. "Get off the field!" he said, curtly. "Quick, now!" "What for?" asked the boy, an grily. . . 'You know very well," said the umpire. "You heard the whistle, didn't you? I won't -iiave any dirty play here. You get out." Tbe Valleyside coach was working over Plnkham. The boy gasped and drew his legs up to his body; then he shook himself and opened his eyes. "I'm I'm all right, sir," he said. "I guess I had my wind knocked out. that's all." "Can you stand?" asked tho coach. "Of course I tan," said Plukham, getting unsteadily to his feet. "I'm all right." "It was a dirty play," said the coach. "They've ruled him off." "Who?" asked Plnkham, wonder- Ingly laurels equally with Jimmy Edwards. After the game wbb over, and the shouting, there was, as usual, a big dinner, at which the head master pre sided. He spoke, and the coach spoke, and the captain, and then there were cries for Babb. The boy rose, tall, cool, master of himself. "You fellows will excuse me, I think, If I say one or two words about' myself," he began, "for they're only the preface to what I really want to tell you. You know I wouldn't come out for the .team at first, and I think1 many of you know why. Last year.Ii was ruled off twice for slugging, 'i know I meant to be a gentleman, and I figured that It was the game that was bad, because I was ungentleman ly when I played it. "Well, you saw the Neoka game, and what happened there; and you remember what little Plnkham did." " Rah, 'rah, 'rah, Plnkham!" cried somebody far down the table. But Babb went right on: "That set me to thinking. It seemed to me it a boy could love the game as he did, and yet be as I square as he was, the game couldn't ' H Ci All 1 1 11 hAKriOna f Yt ain mnu anntn- tellintmce, fancy, fickleness in love and a rapidly fluctuating tempera nie:i . A sure indication of oratorical gift is projecting eyes and they also betoken literary skill in the use of lnnii'iage. A strongly developed nose In a mark of superior endowments, The owner of a big nose has mare energy than the owner of a small one. The majority of men who have be come renowned as rulers and lenders. It is pointed out. had big noses Caesar, Wellington, Napoleon and Nelson, for example. A man with modest intellect ami a big nose can always be reckoned on to make more of a mark than a man with a great brain and a little nose. The nostrils also have their signifi cance. Large nosrnls indicate cour age; little ones, cowardice. Long, narrow ones show activity and bodily vigor. Broad nostrils opening toward the side show a prediliction for horses. Mouth and lips ore full of sugges tiveness. The man with a .hanging underlip is apt to luck perseverance and concentration of purpose. The modest individual's lower Hp is habit, ually pressed close nmiinst the upper lip at the centre. The sentiment of hate causes a hard dropping of the lower lip si as to show the teeth. Persona who ha bitually show the teeth iu this way are apt to be malevolent. The chin and lower juwboue are Important indexes of character. True love is evident In a face in which the jawbone broadens clear back to the level of the wisdom teeth. This is true, both of men and women. Tho youth who seeks an amiable spirit in his sweetheart must choose a girl with gently curving lower lip and full and well rounded chin; her eyes must be soft and brown. If be desires great constancy, he must look trntrcpiint n TOT "ATTER5 Apple Toast. Core, peel and cut Into slices fIx medium sized apples. Put two table spoonfuls of butter into a saucepan, and when it is melted throw in the apples with half a cupful of sugar and two tabloKpoonfuls of water; stew the apples quickly, tossing them with a fpoon. In the meantime cut several Bllcee of bread and fry in melted bufc. ter until golden brown. When crisp, place the toast on a hot dish, sprinkle with, powdered sugar and cover with the apples. New York World. With the Fanny LLCr I Oool Cornmenl Musli. I Put two quarts of water into a stew I pan, and when it is boiling add a ta- blespoonful of salt and skim the light j scum from the top. With the left hand pour In fresh rornmeal, either white or yellow, stlrrlnx continuously with a long wooden spoon in the rlsht hand, and conllnue to add the meal gradually until It is as thick as can i be stirred easily, or until the spoon will stand alone; stir it a while loner, and when the mush is sufllciintly cooked, which will be In hnlf or tlm"' quarters of an hour, It will bubble and puff up. Turn It Into a deep bu Bin or large platter. It may be eaten cold or hot, fried in cakes or as a garnish for meat; It makes nn excellent cereal with sucar and cream for breakfast, or it may be . prepared like macaroni, with eggs, milk and cheese, and baked New York World. A Klta Mi ter. Rita, Kiii. Orowinu mvitn Every Hay ; Will you never, Never, ever Come my way? Kit a. ItiU. When yuii mita Chap like me, Y'ni nhould copper SkIi an oppor- Toroty. l;i'.i. l!ita. Why. pr.iv. trita Won't yrni I'Vi'r, Ever, twit Not ...l.v "No?" W. J. Lampion, in Lippincott's. The Jouriiiilixiir Tonrli. "At this time of year wasps are n, subject of perennial Interest." The London Telegraph. Heard in it Restaurant. "It gave me the slip." "What did?'' "You're dead slow. The ca.-h reg ister." Boston Transcript. 1 ? - liii-ud Smiling. Remove the crust from bread that has been baked at least twenty-four hours. Grate the bread or press it through a colander. To two cups of crumbs add two fresh sage leaves, a sprig of summer savory, and a thin pepper-pod two Inches long, all chopped fine, also a tea spoonful of onion Juice, and half a teaspoonful of salt, with half a cup of melted butter. Mix all together very thor oughly and use to fill the chicken. suit is that the entire weight, ap parently, comes down 'plunk' on those high heels. It will certainly be a blessing when the low heel is once more in favor, for then our nerves will not be racked by the awful thumping as people wander on their way." Pittsburg Dispatch. n'riM th man who inmnd on . bo a" bad Perhaps there was some you after you were down." wro"8 wltn , n the next ok pmi:hm o.0rK- I Monday afternoon Captain Edwards "that's not fair! He ought not to be ruled off. I wasn't down not stopped, anyway. I think I'm pretty sure I could have got free. I was trying awfully hard." "But the wblBtle blew," said the coach. "I didn't hear it."said Plnkham, "and I don't think they ought to rule him off." 1 "What'a that?" demanded the j referee, who was standing by them. I Plnkham explained again, in his shy,' serious, embarrassed fashion. "Well!" said the referee. He called to the umpire. "'Here, Dick, listen to this!" Both teams were gathered round now. "Well," said the umpire to Ed wards, "what do you aay, Valley-" tide?" "Let him play," said Edwards. "All right," answered the umpire, briefly. "As you say." The stand had been looking on In cariosity. When It was all explained, and both Brlggi and little Plnkham took their places again In the line-up. there was wild cheering from both sides. In tbe second bait Vallejsld'e fumbled less, but Neoka began to find herself. Again and again she tent her right half round Plnkham'i end. Again and again little Rodney sifted through the Interference and got lb man, but bis lack ot weight Lad its effect, for be could not alway bold him; the runner would crawl forward two, three, four yards. ' Finally, near the close of tbe game, be broke loose altogether, tbe full back missed blm clean on an easy tackle, and Neoka scored a touch down. They missed the goal, how ever, and the game ended six to Ave In favor of Valleyside. But little Plnk ham wa broken-hearted. "I'm no good, aBked mo again to go out, and I said I would. I did, and I played as well as I knew how; and because I was big and husky and lots older than Plnkham, I made the team, and he went back to the scrub. And now I'm going to tell you the real reason why I went out to practice. It wasn't only what Plnkham did at Neoka; it wasn't at all because Captain Ed wards came and asked me on Monday afternoon. It was because little Pink bam came himself on Monday morn ing and begged me with tears in hla eye to go out and play, when he knew that If I made good. It would mean putting blm off the team; and I aid I would. And I swore if a boy who loved football as much as he did was that kind ot a chap, I'd stick at It a long a I could, and keep my temper while I played it and I mean to!" , He sat down suddenly, and because the speech and the emotion were botb unexpected, the boy were quit still for a moment. The bead master leaned over to th coach, Bulling. "How far that little candle throw hi beams! So shines a good deed In a naughty world!" i be quoted. Up Jumped the coach. "The Little Candle!" he cried. "Now, boys, throe good ones for Little Candle Plnkham!" And be, with by, small, embar rassed smile, sat wondering what It wa really all about. Youth's Com panion. , New Material For Motor Coats. "Of what Is your new motor coat made?" Is repeatedly heard In the day's talk of women in tbe streets and tempting Bhops where clothes seem the only thing In the world. It is a very Important matter, and fur riers' are at their wits' ends to find something "different." There Is one new medium In the market, however, which produces a delicately mottled effect In brown and white, and is called "mink gills." It Is made from the tiny pieces under the ears of the animal the whole coat being a com plicated patchwork of these pieces. It makes one want to give up scorch ing, for that takes away every oppor tunity worth mentioning to display its magnificence to envious througs. New York Press. Can llutton Own Waist. Marvelous as It may seem, a young woman has discovered a way of fastening a waist up tho back without calling for assistance. Though not lacking In generosity, in recent trav els she got so tired of the outstretched palm of the chambermaids that she felt It' was time to guard her pocket. She discovered that if she put a blouse on hind side before, with the sleeves hanging free, it could be fastened from top to bottom, with the exception ot the books at the neck, and then turned around and the arms slipped Into the sleeves without unduly straining the fastenings. So simple! Strange that no one hud thought of it before. Or Is it possi ble other women have used the plan and meanly have kept . U to them selves? Will tbe waist that fastens la the back now have a new K'aaa of life? New York Press. carefully to the spread of her lower i jaw. Economy is promised by a ' widening ot tbe nose just above the wings of the nostrils. On the other hand, the young wom an who desires an industrious hus band should choose a man with long upper lip. If she desires even good temper in her spouse, she had better choose one with round face and curly hair. Apple Soullle. Boll three ounces of rice in a pint of milk till tender, mash it to a pulp, line a cake tin with it and place It in the oven .till quite firm and set. Turn It into a dish and fill the frame with a souffle made as follows: Stew five apples, sweetening and flavoring them with a little cinnamon or clove. Bear, tho yolks of three eggs with an ounce and a half of butter and mix them with the apples. Set on the fire for a few minutes In order to mix well together. Let the mixture then stand in a basin for a short while, add the whites of three eggs beaten to a stiff froth, and mix all together. Fill the rlco frame with this and bake till a golden brown. This makes a simple, old-fashioned dish which is both tempting and wholesome. Pare, core and quarter some apples overnight and place them in a fruit casserole with half a pound of sugar which has been previously dissolved in a teacupful of water. Let them get well heated, then draw the casserole to the side of the stove, taking care that the lid fits closely. Leave all night and the apples will be quite tender In the morning. Philadelphia Record. llatl Outlook For Cliolly. Maud "Has Cholly Sapleigh a sis ter?" Ethel "No, but he will have one if he proposes to me." Boston Transcript. All Sinners Washed. Vlear "All sinners. Mary, will bu washed whiter than snow." Mary (anxiously) "Not them ns truly repents, sir, I 'opes, sir." Tho Tatler. KisrloHiire Coming. Character. Much has been heard of the eyes, the hands and the features as delinea tors of character, but very little of the hair in this connection. Though It is scarcely more than a Jiirmine, it Is said that a Jealous disposition and possibly unreliability are denoted by dull, black balr. A person with light hair Is sensitive to criticism and slights. Good judgment and com mou sense rest upoa the head of the owner ot brown balr of a deep color and firm texture. Though women with red hair have long been consid ered Impulsive and tactless, they also posses., honesty and sincerity, and , are usually of bright, sunny dlsposl- j tlon. Straight hair is said to be Indies- tlve of an obstinate, unyielding na-' ture. It 1 not worth while to worry over these thing about balr, since ( one cannot cnange mem; out to grow facetious for a minute, it might be well to remember these point in case you ever have to purchase a strsud or two. New Haven Register. . Never has lace been so universally used. Paris became mad over boas and beads. Old red is a prime favorite with black. Amethysts are gaining in favor con stantly. Yellow Is more to be seen than for years. Crowns on hats will probably bo lower and a less Important part of thn hat than they have been for soma tlmo past. Green is being pressed as a color, the olive and soft shades for street wear and tbe pale green for evening gowns. A natural successor to the feather boa, which, while still worn, is not so popular as it used to be. is tbe marabout neckpiece. Buttons and loops made from either like or different material may be employed for trimming purposes on young girls' dresses. There Is something so distinctive and smart about the Gibson waist that its popularity has Increased ever since the flrtt appearance. The semi-princess dresses are so popular that many women are select ing separate waist and skirts and joining them effectively in semi-princess style, thus giving lmJiv dual effects. Squab n L'Americainp. Three squabs, four ounces of sau- i sage meat, five ounces of cooked ham, ; one carrot, one turnip, one onion, two cupfuls of stock or water, one egg, 1 bread crumbs, mashed potatoes, salt, pepper, grate of nutmeg and red pep per. Split the squabs in halves and take out the breastbone. Wash, prepare and quarter the vegetables, put them In a saucenan, lay tbesquabs on them, pour in the stock or water, cover the ' pan, and let the birds cook slowly for one hour. Then lift them on to a dish, place another over them with weights on It, and press them flat till cold. Rub the sausage meat through i a sieve, and mix with It the finely chopped ham and seasonings. When the squabs are quite cold spread a layer of this force over the cut side of each. Brush over each pieco with beaten egg, and cover it with fine bread crumbs. Fry them in 1 smoking hot fat till a golden color. Have ready some hot maabed pota- toes, arrange a bed of it down the j centre of a hot dish, lay the squabs '. on this, pressing them down slightly ' Into the potato. Then decorate the edge of the dish with mashed potato forced through a bag and rose tube. Strain round a little tomato or brown sauce. If preferred some carefully pre- pared spinach might be used In the i place of potatoes. Philadelphia Press. ! Ball "Gall has tuado an assign ment for the benefit of his creditors." Hall "Well, the Inveutory of hl3 estate ought to show about half n, dozen of my umbrellas." New Y.irU Press. At Lit her Pol"'. She "Confess, now, that y would like to see women voters the polls." He "I should. Indeed! Eltlmr 'em, North or South." II!'!'-' . Bits. ..i!V- The Angler. lie "What showy hats Mis.- Cua cm wears." She "Yes; she evidently thin that you men are like trout, oasic caught with a gaudy feather."!;, ton Transcript. of i'd Il ka st Pons Fashionoriuni. Mrs. I'pper Tenne "Yes, doctor, black and red spots appear before my eyes every night. What would you advise me to do for it?" Doctor "Stop playing bridge, madame." Boston Transcript. r. HOUSEHOLD, 'HINTS A feature of a new German system ot telephotography 1 that the wire used to transmit a picture may be used for telephoning at the shut ho said to the time. ,i - Character iu Faces. , The face a a map of character aid disposition is the subject of an elab orate study by an Englishwoman. She bold tbat the reading ot the feature can be reduced to an exact science, say the 8uu. There Ib an elaborate classification of eyes. Among tbe broad deduction la the dictum that .dark eye invari ably Indicate a strong, passionate na ture, while light blue one show a cal culating, cool and resolute character. Light brown eye are alga of in- A nitty and practical auit of grsy liiwn li aliown her. The ikirt it box lcatd nd cliari the ground tsiUy. Self covered buttona fiiuiah the cost, let In groups of three, Tbe hat ia rocgh black atraw, and two gTty uncurled featheri are held ta place b a black toattte. Tin jars of preserved guavas are eaten as a sweet for luncheon or served at dinner. Wooden boxes of guava paste are served with crackers and cheese when the salad is passed. Japonese boxes filled with spiced almonds may be used on the table in stead of salted nuts. Red Spanish peppers are kept la jars to be used as a salad with French dressing or in sandwiches for special occasions. Jars containing a paste of chicken and truffles should be prepared to be spread thinly on bread and butter and served with a salad. Cheese tilled with nut may be put up in glass jars. This 1 used for making sandwiches for afternoon tea or after-tbeatre auppers. In cooking- macoronl. rice, oyiter tew or milk for a custard, by greas ing the kettle with a little butter It will never stick. Cup and dishes wblcb have be come brown by constant baking in th oven may be brightened aud made to look like new by rubbing them with flannel dipped in whiting. When pickles or vinegar are kept in any kind of a vessel made ot glased vare the vinegar act on the glaze and form a poison. They should be kepi la glass Jar or bottle. When cantaloupe or watermoloa re found to be lacking in sweetness they may be served in the following way: Cut out the centre, remove the seed aud cut iu moderately small ieces; place these in a bowl sod put (lts of chopped Ice among them. Pour mayonnaise oreailag over this and erva. Some Excuse Nim-iIihI. Wife "Why did you tell the '.; m boiis that you married m because I was such a good cook, when yon know that I can't even boil a potato'" Hubby "I had to give some ex cuse, dear, and I didn't know whut else to say." illustrated Bits. A Joint Deal. "My dear ' "What is It. hubby?" "I wish you would drop aro'i.i 1 at the market to-day and Inspect a steak that I bold an option on. Then, If you like it, call at my office, and we'll sign tho transfer papers." K-.'M-aa City Journal. jo;i Looked Promising. Mrs. Highuome "Why did leave your last place?" Applicant (for position as cook) "To tell ye the honest truth, ma'uni, tho missus discharged me." Mrs. Highsome "Then you d'.dn't leave of your own accord. I'll iako you!" Chicago Tribune. A Serious Question. "Will the discovery of the pole re sult in any tauglble benefit to man kind?" "I don't know as it will." answernd the press humorist. "I doubt If the tew new jokes it afforded will offset the raft of good old jokes it put out cf commission." Louisville Ccarier-Journal. Groat Snakes. Smith (at the club) "Yes, by Jove, there's very Uttle you can teach me. I've been everywhere, done everything, seen everything!" The Scotch Member "Young man, did ye ever have D. T.'?" 8mlth "D. T.'! Great Scott, no!" The Scotch Member "Then re've iea nowt." The Sketch. Why Hbe Wept. Mr. Style "What are you crying about, dear?" Mrs. Style "I'm crying because I didn't spend that 20 you gave we tills morning." Mr. Styles "Well, you shouldn't cry about that. You're better off not to-bave apent It." r' . Mrs. Style "No, I'm not, either. I lost it!" Yonkers Statesman. ,