Making ft Lawyer.
Miss Amy Wren, of Brooklyn, N.
y g making good as a lawyer.
Judge Chatneld, of the United States
Circuit Court, has made her receiver
for a business firm. It Is said that
jhe Is the first woman receiver in this
part of the country, and that her
fees will amount to at least $3000.
Nsturo's Concert.
"If you would hear a beautiful
concert, " said a country loving wom
en, who had been exercising after
n ice storm, "walk In the high tufts
of grass and listen to the exquisite
blmeg and tunes given out with the
falling bits of Ice shaken from the
blades and stems. Each, as it strikes
the glazed snow, gives forth a fairy
like note, and I have walked over
two fields out of pure Joy In my dis
covery." New York Tribune.
Hon't Let Them Know It.
One nf the best known women In
society, who is remarkable for hav
ing no enemies, laughingly said not?
long ago that, she attributed her pop
ularity to never letting those she
disliked know of it by any word of
hers. "I avoid discussing any un
pleasant person," she continued, "and
I also never Join . any social club
where a member Is Included that I do
not care to Invite to my house. By
this means I am free to do as I
tilease. and I also never offend my
own friends by having persons that
I know they dislike at my house
when they are there, as that is ques
tionable hospitality." New York
Tribune.
Thin Roods Pleated.
Though Empire and Directolre
models still prevail, some of the cot
ton and thinner linen goods are
made with pleated skirts, quite high
of course, the pleats stitched to fit
tne line meeting the short body por
tion, and so neatly and smoothly ar
ranged over the hips that they give
the Impression of a plain skirt.
The bordered goods and the flounc
ing are materials that lend them
selves well to this manipulation, and
the style Is one especially becoming
robe, and her latest expression In
this direction Is a frock of Chinese
blue. She takes honest pride in this
gown, and not without reason. Chi
nese blue Is the rarest and most beau
tiful blue known, and It Is only for
the woman with no limit to her ex
penditures. Chinese blue comes only
from China, unlike many of the al
leged Chinese silks, and its rarity Is
due to the fact that It takes two years
to dye it. The gown Is of the finest
possible texture and its material
ranks as one of the costliest and at
the. same .time most attractive man
ufactured in the world. The process
of dyeing the material has been a
secret with the Chinese for many cen
turies and it Is seldom any of the
finished product Is exported. Mrs.
Vanderbilt obtained her blue six
months after she had placed an or
der with a Fifth avenue firm. The
frock Is of the princess design, and
as Mrs. Vanderbilt says, "It is almost
too lovely to wear." New York
Press:
THE INVASION OF ENGLAND.
(John Bull's Latest Nightmare.)
Kidney
Ailment
The Hearty Grip Again in Vogue.
In a recent London pnpor it was
said that the fashion in handshaking
was changing; that tho wesk-armed,
weak-minded, "elbow-shake" was go
ing out. Its n"o to be taken by a
more hearty and natural gesture.
Hurrah for Damn Fashion! For I
once she Is engaged In a good work.
What could be more discouraging
than to go up to a person, beaming
with pleasantness and good will, and I
be met by n lackadaisical grasp of
the hand and a forearm motion, sug
gestive of a severe chill. It Is enough
to dry the springs cf brotherly feel
ing. But it was fashionable, and so,
In the words of a famous old lady,
"it had to be did."
The manner Is passing. Let us
speed it on Its way. -When it Is quite
gone, and it no longer has fashion's
approval to back It, then let any
body try it, and they will be met with
a rebuff that will show clearly enough
what people have been thinking all
along, and have not dared to say.
At most it was a chilly and unsocial
mannerism.
' A man is known by his handshake,
A
if ' . 1.1- rr w j ' . ' f j r s s ' s s m j s s j 9 r s j s j r ss ' y s s s s s s y S s s w jcr s s
1 want Terr pernon who suffers wlttl
nny form of Kliluny Ailment, no tnnlter
bow many remtill, they hove tried, no
nintter liow ninny doctor the have con
mltcd, no matter how arrlnua the cine, to
five Munyon'a KI.Iiipt Itemed? 0 trial.
You will tie nrtm.l! hod to ne how qulrkly
It relieves nil film In the harlt Inlna
find groins rnnmrl t,v the kidneys. You
will he surprised to ee how ciiilrlilv
It reduce! the mvellin In the feet anil
leg-a, alao ptifllnep under the ere, after
tnklne a few do. f thla reniedv. You
will be delighted to ie the color return
Ini to your chick and feel the thrill of
vl-or and pood rlirer. If ronr I'rlne H
thick or milky. If It li pnleand fonmv. If
It contalna sediment or tirlckdmt. If It la
hlffhly colored or lu en offensive smell.
If you urinate fre'im-nflr. yon should per
slst In tnklm thin rviuW until all STinp
tnnia dlxnppear. V helleve thla remedy
hna cnrel morn serious kidney nllmcnt
thnn nil the Kidney medicines thnt hnve
heen compounded. Trofesor Munyon lie.
llevea that the terrlhle denth rnte from
Brlirhfa IHsenae nml Idnhetea Is unn""
esary and will be grcntly reduced by thla
remedy.
fJo at once to your d-r"irlt find purchase
a bottle of Mnnr'-n'. KHr.ev remedv. If
It fnlls to (jhe snfl'fnrtlnn I will riifunJ
yonr money. Munyon.
For aula by all Oruirglsts. Price 23c.
Ilnnna's Tip To IMngJey.
Nelson Dlngley was riding up one
day In the trolley car from thu capi
tol with Mark Hanna. He said:
".Mark, you are many years younger
than I am and you have ninde mil
lions. I never have been able to pet
ahead of the game In life, and yet
my legislation lins made rich men
richer and poor men rich. Now, how
do they do It?"
Hanna said: "Dlngley, I can tell
you right off how to make 25 per
cent, tin your Investment."
Dlngley turned eagerly to his sup
posed benefactor nnd said: "For
heaven's sake, Mark, how?"
"Why," said Hanna, "these 5
cent tickets upon which we ride are
sold by the railroad company in a
bunch at 25 per cent, discount.
There Is your fortune, if you Invest
enough." Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The Limit.
Madame Jules, we have been
married six months, and now you
no longer love me.
Monsieur My dear! I
Madame oh, it's no use attempt
ing to deny it. You should have
married a stupider woman than I to
make such a denial convincing.
Monsieur (a little huffy) Well,
It's not my fault. I couldn't find
one. Le Hire.
Consul General Thomas Sammons,
writing from Seoul, says that there Is
in established market for grass
cloth In Korea, men, women and
ililldren wearing large quantities of
! :his rubric.
Caramel Sauce. An excellent caramel sauce for old
fashioned batter puddings and sweet custards is the fol
lowing: Mix together a cupful of water, a cupful of sugar,
a bay leaf, a piece of lemon peel and a stick of cinnamon.
Let It boil five minutes. While it is cooking put into a fry
ing pan two tablespoonfuls of sugar and one of water. Ptir
them until they become a dark, rich brown. Add half a
cupful of boiling water, and when the caramel has entirely
melted, add the syrup after removing from It the bay leaf,
lemon rind and cinnamon. Send hot to the table.
C-1 to
CJ n.
CO B
o
'
3 a
s
3 s
to growing girls (whose figures are,
of course, immature) and to slender
women. The waist may be plain, but
the effect will be better if a few
leats are set on the shoulders.
The Loud Dross.
Cirls sometimes blame young men
for insults or bold advances, when
their own dress or conduct invites the
same. The modest dress and plain
hat is a protection to young women
in cities. It is related that certain
working girls who reside in suburbs
often wear Deaconess bonnets, or the
uniform of some order. Others wear
the cross around the neck as mem
bers of the order of King's Daugh
ters. These things are a bulwark of
defense to young women if they are
bright and beautiful. When human
male hyenas stand on corners when
young girls pass, let the girls look
straight ahead and attend to their
own business.
Loud dress and hat are bad. I re
call a family of girls and their con
duct was questionable.' They always
wore the loudest and most brazen
hats. If the fashion said "big hats,"
theirs were the largest.. Peculiar col
ors were always their choice and
when mutton leg sleeves were in
favor, theirs were broader than others
wore. It Is a fact that modest women
will wear modest dress. It is an illus
tration of one's nature. Lillle nice
Stahl, in the Industrial Farmer.
Old Fashioned Women.
The old fashioned woman survives
and JuBt as we had fancied the "new
woman" was having it all her own
way! At least one man says: "Wo
men have a habit of-toying with a
biscuit in public and getting really
busy, so to speak, only in private.
Headers of 'Pendennis' may remem
ber Thackeray's remarks on that
point. Then, again, there is another
aspect of the matter. Women do not
assail chops and steaks with the fury
of the male, but they rage like de
vouring locusts among the things on
the counter at a confectioner's shop,
which the average man will not touch.
As a character In a contemporary re
marks with some sadness: 'Even
Ethel, when she's let loose among the
marzipans and meringues, simply
clears the counter while waiting for
"a cup of tea and a plain biscuit,
please." An Interesting light on
women's methods regarding food Is
thrown -by a passage in a recently
published book. It has frequently
been noted that women, when alone,
dine on a cup of tea and an egg. This,
according to our author, is not due
to fairy refinements of soul but to
pure slackness. Women grow so
tired of ordering food for their fam
ilies that, when relieved from that
duty for a moment, they simply can
not be bothered to order anything for
themselves. "
Is he right? Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. Ynndcrbllt's Chinese Blue.
Mrs. Reginald C. Vanderbilt Is -one
of the few fashionable women who
do not devote half their lives think
ing of something new to wear. It is
her rule to give herself almost com
pletely into the bands of her dress-
maker with regard to her attire.
Probably her chief Interest is the
big string of show horses of ber hus
band. She Is essentially an outdoor
woman. Occasionally, however, she
rrllea an original Idea to her ward
I
perhaps. And yet we hesitate to be.
lieve it, because of the really nice
people whose manner of shaking
hands leaves much to be desired.
The "next most annoying" variety
Is the person who shakes your hand
for an inordinate time, until you be
come conscious of tho fnct wonder
if he Is ever going to stop, when he Is
probably wondering the same thing
and don't know how, and finally you
fairly Jerk your hand away, followed
by slight embarrassment on both
sides you vow inwardly that hereafter
you will bow and smile only.
There is a third species, less feeble,
and less disconcerting,, but genuinely
painful. That is the man and woman,
too, nowadays, who seizes your hand,
wring3 it, until you imagine you hear
the bones grind against each other
and if they are a stranger you hope
they did not see you wince, and if
they are not strange Von hope they
did, and then drops the hand with a
final Jerk. It aches for hours, and
again you decide to bow and smile
only, but you don't. As a form of
friendly greeting it has taken such
a hold upon us that we shall probably
suffer and be strong, for some timo
to come. New Haven Register.
Cartoon by Tripps, in the New York Press.
ENGLAND HAUNTED BY GERMAN GHOST!
President Butler's Remark That It is a Form ef Present-Day Emotional
Insanity Strikingly Borne Out by Series of Absurd Events.
for t?oM nml ;mi
flick's fArt-IUNR Is the lit remedy
relieves the oi'hietf nrd fi'eu-hni'... cures
the Cold nnd rrMeres minimi cuiiilittnns. It'
lliiultl effects liniiitUiuti ly. Inc., aio. aud
Uic. attlruir moi-i-.
Under exceptionally nood condl
:ions of weather and clouds vessels
5f the Navy have exchanged searcli
I iglit slgnuls at a distance of C.I
miles.
London. Tho speech at the Lake
Mohonk Conference on International
Arbitration of President Nicholas
Murray Butler, of Columbia Univer
sity, in which he described Great Bri
tain's attitude to Germany as a form
of "present-day emotional insanity,"
has been strikingly confirmed during
the past week. Sensational stories
of German airships, stacks of Ger
man Mausers stored in a London cel
lar, thousands of German waiters and
hair dressers eagerly anticipating the
Emperor's signal to deliver England
to an invading army of their fellow
countrymen, have been the main fea
tures of the newspapers throughout
the country.
The Mauser myth, to which atten
tion was first called by Sir John Bar
low, has been contempuotisly dis
missed by War Secretary Haldane in
the House of Commons as "an excep
tlonally silly story," but it has been
quite surpassed by accounts of myth
ical nocturnal visitations of a Ger
man airship.
The phanton "Flying Dutchman"
soon developed into a large fleet, the
competing papers vouching for the
accuracy of their respective stories
and giving signed statements circum
stantially detailing the maneuvres
of the mysterious and swift-moving
dirigible at the same moment In va
rious places on the east and west
coasts, and even in Ireland.
Captains of incoming steamers
have been credited with statements
that they exchanged flare signals
with the aerial visitor in the North
Sea, and some newspapers went so
far aa to insinuate that the "scare
ship" had Its home on a German war
ship now in the North Sea at maneu
vres, to which It returns after its
nightly flight. Descriptions of the
secret fly-by-nlght became more and
more graphic, until certain advertis
ers, who had been experimenting
with model airships attached by
ropes to motor cars, confessed their
part in the affair and exploded the
various theories.
Meanwhile, Germany, as evidenced
by the comments in the German pa
pers on the latest panic, came to
much the same conclusion as Presi
dent Butler. Contempt, disgust and
Impatience have been the prominent
notes in the German editorials, which
picture England as "the home of
mere nervous degenerates, who are
yielding themselves up to a frenzy,
unworthy even of a decaying country."
Over fifty venra of tiulilic cnnlidence nn.-.
wrnil.iritv.' Thnt is the reionl nf llamlins
vViznnl Oil. the world's standard renu-iW
for nthes nml pains. There's n reason nnd
only one merit.
At present the reaction from the
inflated 'speculative conditions pre
vailing in Egypt from 104 to 107
has brought about a period of liquida
tion and trade dullness which In gen
eral merchandise, is likely to con
tinue for another year.
A Domestic Kyi Remedy
Compounded by Experienced I'hysicinns.
Conforms to I'ure Food nnd Drucs Lnwa.
Wina Frienils Wherever Used. Ask Drue
gists for Murine Evo Remedy. Try II urine.
In forty years (1868 to 1908)
Japan's foreign trade Increased from
20,000,000 yen to 814,000,000 yen.
Iysentery, Choluratnorliiia Cured.
By ft trial of Dr. IHn n H1' ilih'Trv Cor
d.al. At DriiitUisti 'ITi mi l .'' 'wt bottle.
TORE HIS SKIM OFF IN SHREDS
Itching Was Intense Sleep Whs Of
ten Impossible ."ured by C'u
tieuni in Three Weeks.
"At first an eruption of srnull pustules
commenced on my linnils. Tliosc spread
Inter to other pnrts of my body, nml the
itchinit nt times was intense, i much so
thnt 1 literally tore the skin of! in slireiis
in aeekimt relief. The nwful itching inter
fered u-illi my work considerably, mid nlso
kept me itunke nir!its. 1 tried several doc
tors nnd nlso used n number of dillorent
ointments and lotions but received prac
tically no benefit. Finally I settled down
to the use of l uticura Snap, Cutkura Oint
ment nnd Cutkura I'il'.s, with t lie result
that in a few days all itching had ceased
and in nbout three weeks' time all traces
of my eruption bad disappeared. I have
had no troluile of this kind ...ice. H. A.
Krutskoff, 9714 Wabash Ave., Chicago, 111.,
November IS nml IS. W7."
Potter Drui Them. Corp., Sole Props,
of Cuticura Hemedies, Huston, Mass.
As a rule white blossoms are the
most fragrant. U. N. U. 1M. 1
OPERATION
HER ONLY
CHANCE
WasCured by LydiaEPink
ham'sVcgetable Compound
Adrian. Oa. "I suffered nntold
misery from a female weakness and
disease, and I could not stand more
than a minute at a
time. My doctor
said an operation
was the only
chance I hud, and
I dreaded it almost
aa much as death.
One (lav 1 was
reading liow other,
women had been
cured by Lydla K.
llnkliam's Ves.
table Compound,
and decided to try
Hel'ore 1 had taken one bottle 1
was better, and nw 1 am completely
cured." Lr.s V. IIknuv, Koute Xo,
3, Adrian. Ga.
Why will worpen take, chances with
.in operation or tlraif out a sickly,
half-hearted existence, niissinff three
fourths of the joy of liviiiff. when they
can find lien It li in J.yilu L. l'iiiklium's
Vegetable Compound y
For thirty years it has been the
standard remedy for femaie ills, and
h.ts cured thousands of women who
have been troubled with such ail
ments as displacements, iiilkunmation,
ulceration, iibroid tumors, irregulari
ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges
tion, and nervous prostration.
If ymi have tli" xliirhtit doubt
iliat Lyrtia K. l'liikJiain's Vi-ro-tahlo
Compound will help Jti,
wrilotoMrs. IMnUham nt Lynn,
.Mass., for advice. Your letter
will hi; absolutely confidential,
ami the advice l'ruu.
Hi
it.
Tho vineyards of Algeria produce
the greatest yield to the acre.
Mr. Winslow'a Soothing Syrup for Children
teeth inu,aoflen lUetiuins, reilucesiittlainnui
tiou, ullii ptim, euica tuiid colic. 20c a buttle.
Yon Indoor
People
must give the bowels help.
Your choice must lie be
tween harsh physic and candy
Cascarets. Harshness makes
fVW.;il niftTEMPER
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mv?iM' ro .uA vt'. Influrnri. l.oumit, uoin..
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W"W"VA (lui kl cirrd b Craft DliU-mpfl
.Ho Rr. te I
3 Well. Mnlt.ilnCt. !-'.'" 1
the bowels callous, so you need
increasing doses. Cascarets do
just as much, but in a gentle way.
Vest-pocket box, 10 cents at rtru-tores. 83
Eacta tablet ot tba Kcouino li marked C C C.
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
A Ortnln Onre for FeTerterineM,
'initlpltlon. II ea fine He,
Slnmiirh Trouble, Teeflilnu
In.nrllrra, mi II troy
Worina. Tii- IlrenU up el'U
, u i ml At nil Ilruswi.i". Uficit.
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M.w YorkCity. A. S. OLBia I . u
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IU nil Iflllll,
Ma1 of rtiPt'ii,
oitmot pill or Hit
cirer. nl not t"(i
or InJ'irn any
tMrur (ion run
lvHlrfTi'tiTo. Of
all dfiWn or nut
prepatu forirtc.
JUlirULD MJ3tt.Ua, WO ltki vt. Rrwhlri. X. T.
PATENTS F5 BOUNTIES
Xna-M.trk, ()pvriifut yuiir Boofct, Wmmtn,
lurm, to. Nw '( m to 14 j amy tor soldi art ai
have Mkurwa ovMf tot tuvta. For biuK
and .Uftirui'itona, Adurt, w, H. WdU, AU y-
1 w,(. Notary fuotioj ui uuuUiig, iiiliti. Av
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BRITISH ARMY A SHAM, SAYS ROBERTS.
Ulbbon watch chains are quite the
thing Just now.
Coats (or girls' suits are plain and
almost straight.
Whenjyou cannot afford to buy
Jewels use beads.
New gowns from ParlB have cor
sets made In them.
Plumes are only rivalled by flow
ers as bat garniture.
Wreaths and garlands are among
the fancies of the day.
Jet buttons are so much favored as
to appear on white linen rigs.
Many of the blouses are tucked, all
over, bodice and sleeves alike.
The fichu is one of the prettiest
finishes given to the modern gown.
The elbow sleeve with full ruffles it
sometimes seen on evening gowns.
Do not over-trim a baby's dress
It makes him look fussy end unat
tractive. The fashionable old-rose shads
seems to be becomir.g alike to those
of light complexion and to those whe
are dark.
Nutmeg brown is a color very much
like the cplcy blossom, and will be a
favorite, while every shade of taupe
will be used. i
For a young girl a strip ot heather
bloom is quite as satisfactory as silk
to wear under sheer frocks, and much
more girlish.
' Buttons will become popular on
cotton and linen gowns and will re
main almost a necessity on silk and
heavier fabrics.
White pearl buttons In every va
riety ot carving and some with a
Frenchy decoration ot gilt lines and
flowers are seen.
Parisian styles are seldom adopted
lust as they come to us, but aro first
modified. This Is true of the fashion
for Jet. By contrast we are using 11
moderately. .
London. "Our army is a sham!
We have no army!" exclaimed Field
Mnrshal Lord Roberta earnestly In n
debate in the House) of Lords upon
the Duke of Bedford's motion for an
inquiry into the condition of the re
serve. Karl Roberts, who is known
to favor compulsory military train
in?, declared lhat ho Was amazed at
the manner In which both houses
treated the army as a party question
and at the apathy of the nation re
garding military deienBe. The na
tion, he said, did not believe In the
danger of Invasion, and no wonder,
for their leaders told them there was
no fear of J. He added:
"I know perfertly well that tho
leaders in both houses are anxious
nbout the future, but they do not tell
the country that we have neither an
army to send pbroad nor to defend
the country at home.'. While we aro
sitting here, taking It easily and
comfortably, tho danger is coming
nearer and nearer to us daily, and
unlesB you cease telling the peoplo
they are living In safety and get an
army fit to deal with any enemy we
shall one day come to such utter grief
that you will bitterly regret your in
action. "It 13 a perfect marvel to me how
anybody can see what Is going on
around us In Europe and be content
with the condition of our army. No
country In the world would attempt
to defend Itself with the paucity of
men and with the untrained men we
have got. You will never have a real
army until you have taken the nation
Into your confidence and tell them
their danger. You may think you
are safe, but you are not. Bo frank
and tell the nation what is before
them. They will respond."
His admonitions were rddreased to
the Government representatives.
GLUCOSE TRUST MAY RUN CANDY STORES
Nitional Confectioners Sea a Big Fight Coming For Control of tn
Trader-Arranging For Factories--And Afterward, President Bedford
Says, May Sell Their Product Through Its Own Establishments.
New York City. The Corn Prod- , in advance of anything yet suggested
nets Refining Comnany, of which E
T. Bedford, of tho Standard Oil Com
pany, is president, and in which
.lames A. Moffett, F. Q. Barstowe and
Charles M. Pratt are directors, and
William Rockefeller and the late H
H. Rogers were generally understood
to be largely Interested, Is likely ta
go Into -the retail candy business.
As has heen generally known, tho
directors at their last meeting took
the preliminary stenB toward starting
a project for utilizing the glucose
manufactured in the' company's
plants by establishing candy fac
tories. This step, it was said recent
ly, Is likely to be followed by the
retailing of the product of the fac
tories, through a company yet to be
orsanlred, in its own stores. .The
candy business has recently seen In a
smaller way sl?ns of approaching
organization on the modern lines of
combination, but this step will be far
One of the principal Ingredients
In the making of candy In these days
is glucose, of which the company
manufactures between seventy-five
and eighty-five per cent, of all that
Is consumed In the United States.
If the Corn Products Refining Com
pany uses its glucose in its own candy
factories and sells the product In its
own stores, then . the smaller and
hitherto independent candy com
panies, such as Huylor's, Loft's, the
Mirror and Ropettl's, will either have
to go into tho bigger concern or com
pote with it, if they can.
Members of the Nat'onal Confec
tioners' Association, who discussed
the situation and there were many
who snoko freely on the subject
rotated out that tho candy trade in
the United States looked as though
It were going to take a similar course
to that already takeu by this coun
try's tobacco trade.
Original Honest Man Lives
the (irent State of Iowa.
Des Moines, Iowa. William Wil
son, a laboring man ot this city,
found tl20 in greenbacks uuder a tin
can several weeks ago.
Did William Wilson spend that
$120? No, he did not. Ho turned it
over to Justice of th Pence Roe.
made an affidavit as to how he found
the money, and that's why he Is
called Iowa's Orlslnol Honest Man.
Wilson was picking mushrooms
near Beaver Creek when he made
the find. . ,
Sea Cuts Away Great Stretches
of Capo Cod Const,
Wood's Hole, Mass. The north
east gale that for over a week blew
steadily along the shores of Vine
yard Sound and on Nantucket shoals
rut up the beeches all alon; the
shores of Cape Cod, and hotels and
summer homes' along the coast will
have to be moved bad-.
Tho life-savers say that they never
before witnessed such great changes
la the roast line of Cape Cod. and
' where they formerly patrolled the
1 beach the tides now run riot.
The World of Sport.
Freshman track athletics at Yale
last year'pald $129.65.
It is a pretty good rowing roach
whose men never get overtrained.
Lou Dillon mads her first appear
ance on a trotting track In Europe.
"Joe" Jeanriette defeated "Bam"
McVey In fifty rounds at Paris.
France.
Wisconsin's crew at Poughkeepsle
will have an exceptionally long time
of training there.
With raold sirides the Montreal
Jockey Club has bcroroe thu leading
turf oi'3ocl:atloa In C&nads.
Notes of the IMammtn.
Almost every old crossroads team
ha its Cy Youn.
Roger Bresnshan his made a "re
nounced bit with the St. Louis fans.
The St. Louis club has Riven Catch
er Wells bis unconditional release, -
Vice-President Sherman is a dally
visitor at the games In Washington.
Duke Farrell said Jouett Met V in
has more speed than any pitcher ho
ever ssw.
The Boston National Club has sold
"iicher Kr.rl"v Ya-.-ti'. (Cy Ymiri
tf. to the 0ib'joa:a ty Club, of
tba Tsxcs Lcaz.-e.
At Apollo Itchi'tirsiil.
Director (in a thundering voice)
Why on earth don't you come in
when I tell you to?
First bass (meekly) How can a
fellow pet in if he can't find his
key. Yale Record.
A Poor Memory.
"Have you forgotten that you owe
me seven dollurs?"
"Dear, nie. I have forgot'en. My
memory Is miserable but wasn't it
only $'6.39 ?" Fliegende Blaetter.
WOXDEKFL'L RESULT.
Gravel and Kidney Trouble of Years'
Standing Cured.
Theodore Ott. R. F. D., No. S.
Elktou, Md., a largo property owner,
says: "Six years ago
a pain In the buck
almost toppled uie
over. My back got
weak and ached
most of the time.
Sediment In the
urine changed to
small grains aud
then gravel began to
cause terrible painful attacks. 1 lost
29 pounds, and aa specialists did not
help ma 1 grew despondont. I
thought I would try Doan's Kidney
Pills, and can't express my delight at
finding they helped me. I kept on
until the trouble was gone, and
though 79 years old I feel strong."
Sold by all dealers, fid cents a box.
Fuster-Mllbum Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
ODDS AND t.Sua.
Every Japanese war vessel has
been equipped with a system of wire
less telegraphy Invented in that
country.
The country's slate production last
year amounted in vulue to $6,316,817,
an Increase over the previous year of
$297,597.
Belgium's narrow gauge railways,
connecting the smaller towns and
villages with the main centres of
population, are being electrified.
Plans for the permanent Illumina
tion of Niagara Falls include the use
of 20 30-inch searchlights, and 12
60-lnch, totalling 2,500,000 candle
power.
The French government is about
to spend $200,000 in the establish
ment of a national weaving and em
broidering school in the interest of
tho silk Industry.
Features ot the British navy's
newest submarine are diving wings
on either side ot the bow aud a more
extensive deck than usual for use
in surface cruising.
Nothing has made more remark
able progress In Japan in recent years
than the demand for toilet goods
with the general rise In the scale of
living In the country. The Imports
have Increased from $155,000 gold
10 years ago to $760,000 in lt0S,
while tho exports last year were $1,
200,000 In value. 1
Arkansas claims to have the larg
est peach orchard in the world and
1,000 men and 300 teams harvested
the crop last year. Tba orchard Is In
gevler County and has 200,000 trees.
I: cov;rj 1.800 acres and 2.000 trees
aro bra: Ing. Five hundred, freight
cart weie used 13 haul the crop to
nix rk n I
("nil? Of Misery.
Here is an observation from Car
lyle: "All misery in farulty mis
directed strength that lias not yet
found its way." This is undoubtedly
true. All suffering and failure can
he traced back to one getting out of
the true rat i. It may not sometimes
lio one's fault. Ignorance or envir
onment may intervene niul lead ns
astray. iti. all progress consists in
one finding the true way of one's
strength; lo see that the faculty U
rightly directed.
Finding this path !s the end f
knowledge und civilization. This
v.iinns doing the right thing physioM
ly, mentally, morally; obeying God's
law, that's it; that is all there s to
it. That is what keeps the sMvncrth
and faculty intact' and makes life
worth living. The perfei test m ki iI
Is the one whose faculty Is right
ly directed and whoso strength has
found Its way. It Is that ihat nia!;es
the true, manly, useful, happy lli'e;
thnt makes tho life last longer and
Keeps It sweet and wlioloFome while
It lasts. Ohio State Journal.
Willing To Oblige.
For many years Dr. Francis I..
Patton, ex-president of Princeton
University, wore sid" whiskers.
Whenever he suggested shaving them
thero was a division In the fam'ly.
One morning he came Into his wife's
dressing room, razor In hnnd, with
hlH right cheek shaved smooth.
"How do you like It. my dear?"
he aslied. "If you think 't looks
well. I will shave the other hide,
too." Everybody's Magazine.
What He ( iiilcd To Say.
"Mr. President," said the ca'.Ier
at the -White House, "I do not wish
lo boast, but I thought you would
like to know that I was the original
"Really, you must excuse nv, my
dear sir. 1 have a pn ssing engage
ment." "1 am very Sony. I merely '.ilioil
to say thai 1 was the lust lna.i 'ha'
ever "
"1 am sorry, Kir: but I n-.illy n;it.-t
beg t hat you exeus me."
"Certainly, Mr. President, certain
ly. 1 merely wished to say that I
am the Mrs! golfer that ever male
a "T.'.-vard I'rive with a niblio:;."
"Dh: I thought you were go ng
to .-.;. that you were the first man
lb.it ever supported me for the presi
de in y. Sit down sit down! liy tho
way. c.m't you havo lunch lo re anil
go out and have a game with me
this afternoon?" Chicago H r.l
Herald.
.lust lii Time.
A German shoemaker left th
turned on In his shop one night
and upon arming i:i the mortun
Ktruck a match to light it. Th
a-:iu n tftt'HHif evrilOKimt .111(1
i-'hoemaker was blown out through
tne door aimy;t o uie iniuan
the street.
A iiasrerhv rrndtrd to his as
nine, and alter helping him to arise,
inquired if lie v:n Injured.
The little Gorman gazed in at h's
place of l'U3ie. which was now
burning finite hriskly, and said:
"No, I a i ii ri t hurt. Itut I got out
sliust In time, .!,?" I.ippinco' l's.
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Appetite Calls
For food which promotes a prompt flav; cf the
digestive juices
in addition. tp
supplying: pcur
ishment. Post
Toaslics
Is a most
delicious answer
1 o appetite.
It is, at the
same tlrn;, full of
the
'food-goodness 0f
White Corn, and
toasted to a crisp
delicious brown.
"Tbe'TfUte Linsert."
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