INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS JAPAN'S WAR LOSSES. Of I rcf 1 and Qeneral Interest, Gathered at Home or Clipped frm our ' Exchanges. CONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS L. H. Wible, Esq., le.'t for Har risburg Monday to euter upon his work in the State Treasurer's Department. W. Scott Dickson, who had been home on the sick list several days left for his' work in York cruoty Wednesday. If you need a pill take DeWitt's Little Early Kisers. Insist on them; gentle, easy, pleasant, lit tle liver pills. Sold by Trout's drug store. J. M. Foreman, of Laidig, call ed at the News office while in town yesterday and advanced his subscription into the year 1910. This is just the time of year when you are most likely to have kidney or bladder trouble, with rheumatism and rheumatic pains caused by weak kidneys. De lays are dangerous. Get De Witt's Kidney and Bladder Pills, and be sure you get what you ask for. They are the best pills made for backache, weak back, urinary disorders, inflammation of the bladder, etc. They are antiseptic and act promptly. We sell and recommend them. Trout's drug store. Miss Gertrude Sloan, who ac companied her sister Miss Emma to Johnstown a couple of weeks ago has returned to her home in this place. Fred Mock a prosperous young business man of Pittsburg spent a few days last week visiting in the home of his mother, Mrs. Elizabeth A. Mock, in this place. PUBLIC INSTALLATION Of the Officers of Tuscarora Council, Royal Arcanum, in This Place Last Monday Evening. The strongest and best of all Iraternal insurance organizations is the Royal Arcanum, and fortu nate is the wife whose husband is thoughtful enough of her comfort to carry on his own life a policy for one, two, or three thousand dollars. The young man of twen ty-one years may make his estate good for one thousand dollars more by paying the trifling sum of 63 cents a month. The officers for the current term of Tuscarora Council, were installed in Clevenger's Hall last Monday evening, after which an address was delivered by M. F. Thompson, of Carlisle. The present officers are: Re gent, Wilson L. Nace; Vice Re gent, Frank P. Lynch; Secretary, Dr. F. K. Stevens; Treasurer, Geo. W. Reisnor; Collector, Mer rill W. Nace; Orator, Dr. J. W. Mosser; Chaplain, Hon. John P. Sipes; Guide, S. A. Nesbit, and Trustee, Horace U. Nace. Every man owes it to his fami ly to carry life insurance, and in no way can a man carry it so safe and cheap as in the Royal Arcan um. WONDERS OF VELOCITY. ) . A Piece of Thin Cardboard Will Cut Through Wood. . Velocity has a great deal to do with one substance's ability to break through another, and it is remarkable what can be accom plished by a comparatively soft substance against a much harder one when the former is given enough velocity. A bullet made of a tallow candle would smash flat if fired' against a board from a toy gun, but when shot from an army rifle it will go right through the board. A stream of water has been known to have such swiftness of movement that a sword was broken in two when a strong man tried to cut it through. Cyclones have been known to drive such frail projectiles as straws well into a tree. An interesting experiment showing what a soft substance can do may be performed by at taching a bristol board disk to the motor of an electric fan aud setting it to revolving at the fan's usual rate. It a piece of wood, such as a lead pencil, for exam ple, be carefully applied to the edge of the revolving disk, the wood will very , readily be cut through. Of course, if the disk were to revolve slowly the wood would soon blunt its edge. Path- Under. Estimated to Have Exceeded the Size of Entire Peace Force. "According to the information in the hands of our General Staff," writes General Kuropat km in "McClure's," "the entire peace force of the Japanese army consisted of 116,000 men, of which as many as 13,000 were on per petual leave. The reserve of the territorial army numbered 815, 000 men. "Thus their entire force of sol diers, according to our calcula tions, consisted of only 418,000 men. But, anoordiog to caluulu lions mutle on the basis of data published by the Japanese sani tary authorities, it is evident that during the war ovr 1,000,000 men were summoned to their col ors, which created an extraordi nary drain on the forces of the population. "The losses in killed and wound ed were very great. In the cem etery jf honor at Tokyo alone 60, 000 were buried who had been slain in battle, and to these must be added 50,000 who died of their wounds. Thus the Japanese suffered battle losses of 110,000 men equal to the entire army on a peace footing. "Our Josses, compared with our army of 1.000,000, were several times smaller than those of the Japanese. During the war 556, 000 men were treated in the Jap anese hospitals, 220,000 of them being wounded. Counting in with the killed and wounded those who died from disease, the Jap anese loss 135,000 men." Surprise Party. A very pleasant event occurred the 24th of January, at the home of Mrs. Margaret Lynch, at Lau rel Ridge. Early in the forenoon carriages and buggies began to roll in until there were about thirty persons assembled, bring ing with them baskets heavily laden with rich edibles which were emptied out upon the table about 12 o'clock. Soon after, the table waj set and they had every thing to eat, of which one might think. Mrs. Lynch, being curious as to what was going on, went and looked up the almanac, and found that the date was her birthday, She wished for many more occa sions such as this, and was sorry that they did not come oftener. Mrs. Lynch received many beautiful presents, and will Ion hold the day in remembrance. About 3 o'clock the crowd began to wend their way homeward, feeling that the day waa well spent Those present were B. F. Sbives and wife, Jacob Gordon and wife, John J.' Gordon and wife, Geo. E. Clouser, wife, and son George; Biddis Lynch, wife and daughters Georgia and Pearl; uimmel Harris, wife and family; Wm. Bivens, wife and daughter Helen; Mrs. Thomas Shaw, Mary and Alice Sbives. One Who Was There. The Joke Was On Them. Two capricious young ladies planned to have some fun when a certain young man called to spend the evening. They thought it would be great sport to imitate everything he did. When the young man entered the parlor he blew bis nose, which each of the girlapromptly imitated. Think mg it a peculiar incident the young man proceeded to stroke bis hair. Both girls followed. Then he straightened his collar. They did the same, and a few dimples and smiles began to ap pear in spite of them. Now it was the young man's turn. He was positive of his ground and calmly stooped down and turned up bis trousers! ENID. Mr. H. C. McClain, of Juniata, spent Monday night with his father-in-law Jehu Edwards. The Misses Edna and Delene Wertz, of Bedford, are visiting at J. M. Schenck's. Miss Martha Black, of New Grenada, spent a couple of days with Miss Delia Foster. Mr. and Mrs. N.NS. Edwards and daughter Martha spent a few days in Saxton last week visiting the latter', father Mr. Dennis SipeV Mr. Cloyd Edwards went to Sax too, Monday, where he has employment, A Surprise Party. Last Wednesday morning, as Mrs. William Deshong, near liar risonville, waa doing her morn ing work up, quito a crowd of bar neighbors and friends gathered to celebrate her birthday. They all bad well filled baskets and boxes of chickens and cakes, and all the good things that you could think of to eat. But the beat of all Mr?. Deshong had some chick ens shut up in a coop to sell to the huckster, but they disappear ed and to her surprise they came walking in on Wednesday morn ing all ready cooked for the din ner. Everybody snenwd. to eu jny themselves very inu'-h es pecially Harry Deshoug, for he is very fond of coffee and cake, and what cotlee Harry could not drink he thought his best plan wis to pour it on the table cloth. It fell to Thomas Deshong's lot to sit between two pretty young girls at the table, and that took Thomas's appetite. All left for their home wishing for many more such occasions. Mrs. De shong received many nice pres ents. Those present were: Mr.- and Mrs. William Deshong and chil drenThomas, Clem, Nathan, Martin, Ethel and Raymond; Mr. David Kline and wife, Mrs. John Deshong and children Clyde, George and Ada; Mrs. Elsie Sipes and children Helen and Emil; Mrs. Elias Deshong, Mrs. Brady Mellottand son Paul; Mr. Ulysses Deshong, wife and children MatMeand Ada; Robbie Fix, Har ry Desheng, Reuben Hann, Hazel, Rac'ieland Ruth Sipes. NEbDMORE. We are having old-fashioned winter weather now. The Bick reported last week are able to be out agun. The institute held at Cross Roads Saturday evening, was a success, as to the entertainment, but we are sorry to siy that only four of the nine teachers of the township were present. More interest should be shown in this respect. Quite a number of the students of the Normal class werei award ed diplomas last Sunday. P. N. Ruayan gathered a half bushel of persimmons last week and shipped them to Mountain Lake Park. Mr. Gunnings of the handle factory at Big Cove Tannery, was over last Saturday and measured the hickoiy that was in the yard. They will begin to saw in about two weeks. Eld. Funk spent several days at Great Cacapon, W. Va.. last week. BUY the: Trying To Please Everybody. Heaven help the man who im agines h'i can dodge enemies by trying to please everybody! If such an individual ever succeeds, pass him over this way that we may have one look at his mortal remains ere he vanishes away, for surely this earth cannot be his abiding place. Now we do not infer that one should be going through this world trying to find beams to knock and thump-his bead against, disputing every man's opinion; fighting and el bowing and crowding all who dif ier irom mm. -mat, again, is another extreme. Other people have their opinions; so have you. Don't fall into the error of sup posing they will respect you more for turning your coat every day to match the color of theirs. Wear your own clothes in spite of wind and weather, storms and sunshino. It costs the irreso lute ten times the trouble to wind and shuffle and twist, than it does honest manly independence to Btand. Aolmali Which Rarely Drink. Naturalists have discovered many animals which seem to need no water or which drink only at rare intervals. There is a certain breed of gazelles which never drink, and the llamas of Patagon ia live for years without tatting water. There is a particular class of cattle near Losere, in France, that rarely touches wa ter, but in spite of this fact, these cattle give milk of a rich quality, Irom which excellent cheese is made. Many naturalists have the theory that hares do not drink or that water Is not a ne cessity for them, and that the dew on Itaj grass is sufficient for their needs. i . .. ; .. -V;JV - ; iiVwa w - i -' . .;, ... . v ..-.- I a 'i-J X-fCr.. wfCw55i, ,v . From HULL & BENDER, McConnellsburg, Pa. M. R. SHAFFNER, Attorney at Law, Office on Square, McConnellsburg, Pa. All legal bun. lieu and oolleolions entrusted will eoelve careful and prompt attention. IS SPINSTERH00D THE TEACHER'S LOT ? Subscribe tor the "News;" only 11.00 a year. This Question Concerns a Great Army ol American Women. In certain parts of the United States the choice of teaching as a profession is equivalent to a voluntary sacrifice on the altar of spins terhood. There is a theory that men are afraid to choose wives who have been accustomed to domineer over boys and girls, lest the habit of authority be too firmly hxed to overcome after marriage, in discussing "What the Professions Mean .to Women Matrimonially," Harriet Wasfi burn Stewart says in the Febru ary Designer that fate is more a matter of character than vocation The advantages to be gained from this profession depend more upon the qualities of mind and heart which the girl brings to her work, than any other of the pro fessions open to women, this writer declares. If she is the average girl, who has "applied for a school" because she must earn her living; and ha no tech nical training for anything else, then she will teach on and on, in the same town or city, rising pos sibly from the primary to the grammar grade, neither gaining nor losing in social or matrimon ial opportunities because of her chosen walk of lite. But if this girl chooses teach ing earnestly, reverently, alive to the high mission to which she is called, instilling into the minds of her pupils such ideas and opin ions as will di as much toward forming their characters as their text books will accomplish in de veloping their mentalities, then she becomes a powerful element in the social fabric. She wins the trust, the warm regard, of the parents of her pupils; she makes f r herself a distinct place in the life of the community m which she lives, and it is only a question of time before she is discovered," aud removed to a sphere affording enviable social and intellactual edvantages. Andrew Carnegie Bought his wife at a teacher's desk; that is the reason why his daughter's governess always speaks, with an enthusiasm aa just as it is grateful, of the delicate consider ation she receives from Mr. and Mrs. Carnegie and their house hold. THE THRICE-A-WEEK WORLD The Greatest Newspaper of Its Type. It Always Tells The Sews As It IS. Promptly and Fully. Read In Every English-Speaking Country. It has Invariably been the great ef fort of the Thrice-a-Week edition of the New York World to publish the news impartially in order that it may be an accurate reporter of what has happened. It tells the truth, irrespec tlveof party, and for that reason it has achieved a position with the pub lic unique among papers of its class. If you want the news as it really is, subscribe to the Thrice-a-Week edi tion of the New York World, which comes to you every other day except Sunday, and is thus practically a daily at the price of a weekly. THE THIUCK-A-WEEK WORLD'S regular subscription price is only $1.00 per year, and this pays for 136 papers. We offer this unequaled newspaper and THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS together for one year for $1.75. The regular subscription price of the two papers is 12.00. L. W. FUNK Dealer la County Superintendent D. C. Lamberson is in Uarrisburg this week attending the State Direc tors' Convention. Ex-County Commissioner H. P. Palmer and son Wlllard, of Bethel township, were in town a few hoars yesterday. Pianos Organs The undersigned takes this method of informing the people of Fulton county that he is prepared to furnish High Grade Pianos and organs at pricesthat are attractive. He makes a specialty of the LESTER t PIANOS an instrument of national reputa tion: and the MILLER AND THE WEAVER ORGANS Being a thoroughly trained tuner, he la prepared on short no tice to tune pianos or repair organs. Satisfaction Guaranteed. A sample Lester Piano may be teen in the home of Ceo. B. Mel lott, McConnellsburg. If you are thinking of getting a piano or organ let me know, I can save you money. L. W. PUNK, NtEDMORE, PA. DR. A. K. DAVIS, Hustontown, Pa. DENTAL WORK IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Gold Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty. Teeth extracted positively without pain. All Work Guaranteed. Will be In office from Thursday ev ening until Monday morning of each week. (todol OysDessIa Cupo U what y DlfMtS you Look for REISNER'S New ad Next Week. W. M. COMERER, . agent for 11 7ffS GEJSER MANUFAC TURING COMPANY, BURNT CABINS, PA. for the sale of Traction and Portable Engines, Gaso line, Separators, Clo rerHullers, Saw mills, &c. Engines on hand all the time. Western Maryland Railroad Company. In Effeet dun 10. 1908. Tntlns leav lUnoook w follow! ; No, ft SO . m. (d.lly) lor Hmremtowo. fll- II more, Wtuboro, CbiMUberaburir, and Intermedial. No. 4 1000 a. m (week dar) Baltimore, Get- lytburf, York aud luiarnietliaia. No. t S M p. m. (week dayn) Baltimore and In termediate aiailona. Vexllbul train wlin observation buffet ear. No. I-IH a. m. (week day) Cumberland, aud Intermediate. No. I I 09 p m. (week dan) Utile Orleans, Old Town. Cumberland. Klklna and Veattbule train with observation bullet ear. No. l p. m (dally) leave Halllmor SO p. au., Horiowu 1.40 p. u. All train mak eonneotloa at BruoevUlo fnr Fradarluk nod train and i for point norto. and at Haltlmor (Union Station) for Pail, delpnln and New York. r. t howkix. a w. uykrs. Gen. Pan. Act. Agent,