INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS Of t CI and General intercut, (lathered at Home or Clipped frm oar Exchanges. ' CONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS Have you used Pear's Soap? Seylar's. If in need of a Suit, Johnston has one to tit you. All dollar Patent Medicines 90c. at Seylar's. Mrs. Geo. Sheffield and son Harold, and mother, Mrs. Eliza beth Husler, of Port Littleton, spent a few hours in town shop ping yesterday. Call at Johnston's for voirr Gun or Ammunition. Uae Alabastine on the walls of one room, and you will never again want wall paper. Seylar's. J. K. Johnston has a full line of good Rooting and Roofing Paint. Molasses and Hour is the best thing for burns and scalds, no matter how severe. Pour molas sas over the burn and cover thick with flour and wrap a white cloth around it. The molasses keeps the flour moist and helps to ex clude the air. Send 1.50 to Lock Box, 153, Gettysburg, Pa., for the Inter national Rook of Song. Regular home classic music. If bought in sheet form would cost $20.00. 9 17-3t. The Rev. J. H. Moore, of the Christian church, in a sermon at Taylorstown last Sunday night, said : "I have my private opin ion of any woman who uses a powder puff." A row followed the utterance, which almost de veloped into a riot. Half a dozen young women jumped up, pro testing against such talk. To day the village is in an upfoar. The pastor says he will resign as soon as he gets two months' nack sal ary. Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure any case of kidney or blad der trouble that is not beyond the reach of medicine. No medi cine can do m.re. Trout's drug store. M. L. Summers, formerly con ducting a grocery store in Hunt ingdon, and Frank Fouse, ' of Marklesburg, both well known Huntingdon county men are with others the principals in cases following the exposure in Pitts burg of what the city officials claim is a big swindling scheme working under the name of the Gibraltar Benetical Society. The charter for the company was secured in Huntingdon in 1898, and each of the defendants in the case are now out on bail ot $1,000 Wanted i Two good white woman 25 to 35 years of age for cook and housemaid at $12.00 a mouth for each in f amily ol six near Mercersburg. Send refer ences and address M u J. G. Smith, Care of "Fulton County News," McConnellsburg, Pa. 9-24-2t. Mr. and Mrs. J. Kendall John ston went up to Burnt Cabins in their automobile Tuesday morn ing and returned in the evening. While spending the day with friends at and near the Cabins, they visited the old Walker farm two miles north of Burnt Cabins, now owned by Mr. Jacob Crouse. On this farm, Mrs. Johnston's great-grandfather, John Walker, built a house in 1703, and it was only last spring that it was torn down. Mrs. Johnston secured a piece of the wood used in the door frame which she prizes very much as a relic. A physician at Lebanon has been fined five dollars for failing to report to the state health de partment a case of communica ble disease in that city. This little incident serves to call our attention to the extent to which the state or the people themsel ves are looking after their health. This matter, "like many others, s rapidly passing into the con trol of the state and it is likely that betore many yearB physi cians will be public employes, hue school teachers and that families will be attended, not only in cases of sickness, but for the prevention of disease. It is a matter that is being affected y the process of socialisation uat is so rapidly going on in all directions. Local Institute. The first local institute of Dub lin township was held at Battle Riilge last Friday evening. The teachers present worn Lewis Har ris, Esther Naugle, Elsie Baker. Lillian Fleming, Ally Deshong, and Levi Morton, of Dublin; H. P. Barton, D. K. Chesnut, W. G. Wink, and Wm. Ranck, of Taylor; Blanche Pock, of Todd, and O. Wible, of Licking Creek. Supt. Lamberson and T. S. Hershey were present, and with the oth er teachers, took an active part in the discussions. A number of songs and recitaj Hons were rendered by the school which helped to make the insti tute a success. The meeting adjourned to meet at Mud Level, October 9. L. P. Morton, Secretary. How to Avoid Appendicitis. Most victims of appendicitis are those who are habitually con stipated. Foley's Or ino Laxative cures chronic constipation by stimulating the liver and bowels and restores the natural action of the bowels. Foley's Orino Laxative does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take. Refusesubstitutes. Trout's drug store. Questions and Answers. What is that which never asks any questions and yet has to be answered a great deal f The front door. What is the difference between a person with lumbago and a window facing the street? One has a pain in the back, and the other a pane in the front. Why does a flower resemble a public lecturer t Because it de pends on its ()talk. Why is "smiled" the longest word in the English language ? Because there is a mile between the first and last letters. What made Charing Cross? Teaching London Bridge. Why is a pin like a blind man ? Because it has a head and no eyes. Philadelphia Ledger. JUST EXACTLY RIGHT. "I have used Di King's New Life Pills for several years, and find them .jnst exactly right," says Mr. A. A. Felton, of Harris ville, N. Y. New Life Pills re lieve without the least discomfort. Best remedy for constipation, biliousness, and malaria. 5o. at Trout's drug store. Statistics give evidence that one of the big leaks for which res idents of agricultural communi ties have to stand good, results from the loss sustained in the hauling of produce to market ov er bad roads. Being one of the necessary items of expense, that of hauling is sort of taken for granted, little account being giv en by the average farmer to the annual tax which he pays under the head of hauling expense. On reads which are likely to be bad in spots, from a ton to a ton and a half is a good load for the aver age team. Where roads are in firstclass shape, hard and smooth and vehicles of sufficient capacity this load could be increased from 60 to 100 per cent, with virtually no increase in cost of moving. This matter is one in which every grower of stock or produce is vi tally interested, andUconsequent ly one that should receive his careful attention. BEST THE WORLD AFFORDS. "It gives me unbounded pleas ure to recommend Bucklen's Ar nica Salve," says J. W. Jenkins, of Chapel Hill, N. C. "I am con vinced it's the best salve the world affords. It cured a felon on my thumb, and it never fails to heal every sore, burn or wound to which it is applied. 25o. at Trout's drug store. Joseph Johns went to the home of Mr.s. Kate Cobaugh at Cone maugh, Cambria county on Mon day night, and riddled with bul lets the bodies of his wife, and her aunt, Mrs. Cobaugh. He then attempted suicide by jump ing over an embankment to the Pennsylvania railroad tracks. The fall broke both legs, and while trying to crawl under a freight train he was captured Johns became crazed with jealousy be cause he heard his wife enter tained brother-in-law of her aunt. Johns and his wife did not live together. YOU ARE GOING TO BUY Stockers and Feeding Cattle THIS SEASON You want to buy where you can get the best cattle for the least money . Write or wire at once to JOHN J. LAWLER 163 EXCHANGE BUILDING UNION STOCK YARDS, CHICAGO Sound, safe, conservative, strict honesty and a square deal guaranteed. ESTABLISHED OVER 23 YEARS REFERENCES: Live Stock Exchange National Rank, Chicago Any Mercantile Agency Thousands o our si.li.sned customers We handle more stockers and feeders than any firm in the world. A big election at all times. Sales, 40 to 50 loads daily. Come to Chicago and we will sell direct to you. or order at once by mail or telegram and we will ship just what you wantdircct to you at lowest mar ket prices. Write at once lor our plan of filling orders. We can save you money. Write us for quotations of prices before you buy. AAVM m BOOKKEEPING. Open All The Year, PENMANSHIP. Catalogue Free, 1 The Tri-State Business College Cumberland, Md. SHORTHAND. TYPEWRITING - ' .."Xm """..""""""'lr Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Love is a dizzy flight in a bal loon; marriage the downward Dlunge into cold water. The woman who has nothing but boy children may take some consolation in the fact that none of them is doomed to grow up and marry a man like his father. Some men make love with the skill and finish of a child practic ing five finger exerciees the only difference being that in time the child learns better. Whether a man admires con stancy in the woman ho loves or not depends a great deal on whether she is constant to him or to the rival he is trying to cut out. When a man wants a woman to do anything beneath her he us ually starts out by telling her how much above such things he knows she is. It is a toss up'whether it is more annoying to have a husband who gets jealous at everything or more mortifying to have one who gets jealous at nothing. "Just once more," is the Devil's best argument. Snap shots of great men all re mind us that there is some con solation in being obscure. That deliciously giddy sensa tion that a woman extracts from hovering round "the brink" of love and just not stepping over it always seems such a foolish waste of time and energy to a man. Now that there are bachelor Mats with maid-service, incuba tors for babies, chorus girls for amusement and laundries that darn socks and sew on buttons, marriage seems no longer a nec essary evil. It is so much easier to get a poor husband than a rich one be cause, while a man doesn't mind sharing his poverty, somehow he prefeis to kep his money to himsel f. That wan look about a husband which his wife notices on her re turn from her Summer vacation is not always a symptom of brain fag accuired by thinking of her. Nothing will make a man feel so conscientious about the folly of carrying on an old flirtation as a sudden interest in a new one. A bald head may be a curse of fate, but a stubby mustache is a man'E, own fault. He Knew. The pretty teach ar was trying to explain the difference between good conduct and bad. "Good actions," she explained, "are the lovely flowers. Bad ones are the weeds. Now, cau any little boy or girl tell me the difference be tween flowers and weeds? What are flowers? What are weeds?" "Weeds," said Walter, who had been struggling with the sorrel in bis mother's garden, "are the plants that want to grow, and flowers are the ones that don't." Youth's Companion. Subscribe for the "News, 'only $1.00 a year. So Like The Woman Hater. Many a man's awakening is due to his wife's dream of a bon net. Don't judge a woman by the company she is compelled to en tertain. A girl who is always fishing for compliments seldom hooks oue worth while. Marriage merely gives one woman the exclusive right to find fault with a man. Did you ever see a woman offer to pr.y her street car fare before the conductor reached for it? Occasionally a woman makes a fool of a man, but more often she makes him make a fool of him self. Sometimes a woman after pay ing '2Q for a hat tells her friends it cost &10 and her husband that it cost $10. Perhaps you have noticed that when a woman says, "There's no use talking" she keeps right on talking, just the same. It sometimes happens that a woman does a thing the way she wants to unless her husband ex pects her to do it that way. A woman is so used to pinning things that she can't understand why a man should make so much fuss about a missing button. THE THRICE-A-WEEK WORLD IN THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN YEAR. More Alert, More Thorough and Mure FearlesH Than Ever. Read In Every English Speaking Country. A President of the United States will be elected this year. Who is he and who Is the man whom he will beat f Nobody yet knows, but the Thrice-a-Week edition of the Now York World will tell you every step and every de tail of what promises to be a campaign of the most absorbing Interest. It may not tell you what you hope, out It will tell you what is. The Thrlce-a-Week World long ugo established a charac ter for impartiality and fearlessness in the publication of news, and this it will maintain. If you want the news as it really is, subscribe to the Thrice-a-Week edition of the New York World, which comes to you every oth er day except Sunday, and is thus practically a daily at the price of a weekly.' TiIK THUICE-A-WE1CK WORLD'S regular subscription price Is only $1.00 per year, and this pays for 150 papers. We offer this unoqualed newspapet and THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS together for oue year for $1.75. The regular subscription price of the two papers Is . .. BO y EAR V Lr EXPERIENCE trasx Marks Designs Copyrights &c Anyone iftndfi.u; n aketrh and description nia (Wtoklr oeruiii our opinion free whorlittr u -invention ia probably I'lUentaiila Coiuuiuiiin Ih.ui atrlot It pnuildemittl. Hmib;ok on I'aieuii 1 f me. Olrtet evenly for e.ruiiiitf uulenta. Patents taken ihrouuli Muim A feoeln npe. UU notice, l. .tout clmrue, lu thu Scientific American. k handsomely lll.jotrated weekly l.aiKMt Ola llilathm of an. .nlamlni. I at - MM four luunllia, L BuMbyali nevadaalan. Co 8,8rw' New Yort lo. m r t. WuiiUutou U a G, W. Reisner & Co. We are now getting in place our Fall and Winter stock which in every way will certainly be to your pleasure and prof it to see. Our Clothing and Shoes are all in and can make it very interesting to you. On account of our LADIES WRAPS all being made to order we will not have them in, at least a good part of them, until next week, it will pay you to wait. GEO. W. REISNER & CO. Western Maryland Railroad Company. In Effect June IO. 1908. Trill leuve Hancock lis follows; No. tf fl.10 u. m. (ilnlly) for Huirersiown. Hal timore. Waynesboro, ChumberNburK. und iDtermedlute. No. 410.00 u. in (week days) Haltlmore, Uet tysburu. York und intermediate. tio. I I no p. m. (week days) Baltimore and In termediate stations. Vestibule train w ith observation buffet ear. No. I 8 Ma. m. (week days) Cumberland, ami Intermediate. No. S 1.03 p m. (week days) Little Oilcans. Old Town. Cumberland. Klklns and west. Vestibule train with observation buffet car. No. 5 IMS p. m. (dally) leaves Haltlmore 4.20 p. m.. HuKersiowu 7.40 p. m. All trains muke eonneetion at Hrueevilfo for Frederick and trains 6 and 4 for points north and at Haltlmore (Union Station) for I'hlla, delphla and New York. K. M. HOWKI.I., C. W. MYERS, (Jen. l'as. Agt. Auent. Racket Store News We have been able to make a good deal on 200 boxes of Writing Paper and Envelopes. It is a real linen paper, at 10c. a box; also, one at Irk?. L. W. FUNK Dealer Id Pianos Organs The undersigned takes this method of informing the people of Fulton county that he is prepared to furnish High Grade Pianos and organs at prices that are attractive. He makes a specialty of the LESTER PIANOS an instrument of national reputa tion; and the MILLER AND THE WEAVER ORGANS Being a thoroughly trained tuner, he is prepared jn short no tice to tune pianos or repair organs. Satisfaction Cuaranteed. A sample Lester Piano may be seen in the home of Geo. B. Mel lott, McConnellsburg. If you are thinking of getting a piano or organ let me know, I can save you money. L. W. FUHK, NfcEDMORE, PA. FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE WILL CURE YOU of any case of Kidney or fcsiadder disease that is not beyond the reach of medi cine. Take it at once. Do not risk having Bright's Dis ease or Diabetes. There is nothing gained by delay. 50c. and $ 1. 00 Bottles. ruai SUBSTITUTM. Trout's Drug Store. rOLEYSKlDNEYCURE Makae Kidneys and Bladder Kifht Envelopes for lc, PttPer 8 for lc. Tablets 5, h and 15c. Pencil Tablets ;t and 4c. Linen Envelopes 8c. pk. Pen points 2 for lc. 14 rows Pins ic, 25 Needles ic, Vi Hair Pins ic Machine thread 4. Tooth Brushes 3 to 10c. Shaving Brushes 5 and 10c. Black pins 40 for lc. floating bath soap fie Jar rings 5 and 7c. doz. Matches ioc, d0 Matches 5c. size 4c, Ladies' gauze vests 5 to 13c. Sweat Handkerchiefs 3 and 5c. , Ladies' and Misses Hose Supporters 8 and 10c. Bibbon all colors 1 to 10c. yd. TINWARE! TINWARE! 5-qt. Tin flaring pails 9c. 10c. 30c. 25c. 15c. 18c. He. 10c. 14c. 17c. 100 33c. 10-qt. " " " 10-qt. Heavy Dairy pails 12-qt. " " " 10-qt. Galvanized Pails 12-qt. " ' 2-qt. Covered Palls 4-qt. " " 14-qt. tin Dish pans 17-qt. " " " 14-qt. extra heavy dish pans 17-qt. " " ' Tin Pot Covers, I) to 13 in. 4 and 5c. Tin Wash Basing fie. 1-pt. Tin Cups 2c, .') and 4-qt. Stew Pans 4 and So Milk Strainers 10 and 25c. Drop tin Pie Plates, 9-ln 2 for 5c " " " " 10-in. 3forD10c Vegetable Graters 4c. Silver steel Tea spoons 0c. set " " Table " 12c set funnels 5,. Square Dinner pails 23c Tin Cuspidors 10 and Ho 21-qt. Heafy Bread Baisers 85c Layer Cake Pans 4o Say, isn't your old coffee pot worn out yet f We would say that if it Is, we have the greatest one for 28c that you ev er did see. It Is a 3-qt, and has throe coats of mottled enamel over iron 3-qt. gray enamel stew pans, 10 4-qt, No. 284 gray enamel wash basins No. 281 blue and white enameled basins 2-qt. enamel covered Buckets 8 and 10-qt. 3-coat preserving Kettles t and 8 qt, gray enamel preserving Kettles Blue and whit (large size ) Chambers 12c. 13c. 20c. Hp, 38 and 45c. 25 to 35c. 32c. 7 Cakes Lenox Soap, 25c. Tin Fruit Cans 38c. doz. 3 in 1 Machine Oil 8c. Bot. Shippensburg Working Shirts 45c. Shippensburg Apron Overalls 48 c. . " Please bear In mind that we have the most up-to-date and cheapest, as well as the best, line of Shoes in the County. Men's good Work Shoes aa low as $1.20. Call and see us. HULL & BENDDR, McConnellsburg, Pa, FULTON COUNTY NEWS is the people's paper. $1.00 a Year in Advance.