OPEN DEALING IN PAINT. Buying paint used to be like the proverbial buying of a "pig In n poke." Mixture In which chalk, ground rock, etc., predominated were marked and gold as "Pure White I.ead," the deception not being ai parent until the paint and the paint ing were paid for. This deception Ik till practiced, but we have learned to expose It easily. National Lead Company, tho larg est makers of genuine Pure Whin Lead, realizing the Injustice that wsj being done to both property owner and honcat paint manufacturers set about to make paint buying safe They first adopted a trade mark, the now famous "Dutch-Boy Painter," and put this trade mark, as a guar anty of purity, on every package ol their White Lead. They then set about familiarizing the public with the glow-pipe teBt by wblch the puri ty and genuineness of White Loail may bo determined, and furnished o blow-plpo free to every one who would write them for It. This ac tion was In Itself a guaranty of th' purity of National Lead Company's White Lead. ' Aa the result of this open dealing the paint buyer to-day has only him self to blame If ho Is defrauded. For test outfit and valuable booklet on painting address National Lead Com pany, Woodbrldge Bldg., Nfew York. Sand Fish. At low tide, In midsummer, on - certain parts of the Breton coast, men and boya with baskets and hoes descend the white beach to the sea's edge. They are anglers, but the fish they seek live on dry land. With his hoe each fisherman makes awlftly In the packed sand shallow parallel trenches very close together and about a yard long. If the luck be good, every scratch of the hoe uncovers three or four silvery fish, the size of sardnles, that leap up glittering Into the air. They must bo seized quickly, or at once they bury themselves in the sand again. They are called lancons. Tho smaller ones are used for mackerel bait; the larger make, fried, an ex cellent dish, a good deal like fried smelts. With daylight tides the lancons are seldom bigger than a man's mid dle finger; but with the night tides, when promenaders have not disturb ed the sand, they run largo Indeed. Then, tbelr lanterns flashing on the beach, the' Breton fishermen often capture lancons a foot long. Phila delphia Bulletin. mt mm mm a a m a a am aai av a as a a man 1 A NtW&UI- rtNNMLVANIA I COWMpirULOLUWi i Weekly Review of Trade and Latest Market Reoorts. THIS AND THAT. FRIENDLY TIP Restored Hope and Confidence. Kll.l.s UJfTRVK WIFE. Plttston (Special). The world old story of a deserted husband and an unfaithful wife Ilea at the bottom of i a tragedy enacted here, when Stanley ! Nezerko, aged 30, shot and Instantly , killed his wife, as she stood In the nnnwny witn an Infant In her arms. Two shots were fired, and two bul lets entered the woman's brain. Ne zerko tried to escape, but was soon captured. To the Mayor he told the story of how his wife deserted lilni two weeks ago, and wejit lo live with another man. The husband met her on Main Street, and a stormy Interview follow ed. Ho begged her to return to him She refused and stepped into the ! hallway of n nearby suloon. Stnnlev j followed and fired two shots from his revolver. I "Me shoot her and me no care. was the end of his story to the police. The baby was found along side its) mother, uninjured. typhoid FEVER in k.asTon jaii, HOY DIES IN FIRE. Wellsboro (Special). The house of Edward Vanorder, at Niles Val ley, was destroyed by fire and his 4 -year-old son received burns from which ho died. The fire was dis covered about 9 o'clock, when the child wan sleeping In an uppor chain- Dcr or the nouHe. The interior was n mass of flames when the frantic mother rushed up- stairs. She was twice driven back by the flames and sn)okc, but the tiiiru times she reached tho child who hnd crawled out of bed and was onveloped in llames. As she was about to turn back with her burn ing child she wfl ovorrnmt hv tho smoke and fell down the stairway I holding to her precious burden. She was rescued by neighbors. HTATK PP.OlllXd TYPHOID. Too much money Is the root of a lot of evil. It 1b easier for a poor man to be good than contented. It's enough to discourage temper ance reformers when money Is tight. The average man has more than one unklcked kick coming to him. There are 77,000,000 bricks in the famous Severn Tunnel. Liverpool makes nearly $800,000 a year by municipal trading. There are more women members of clubs In New York City than In any two other cities in the world. A good way to get men to drink jplenty of water and pay lots of money for It would be to put au internal revenue tax on it. James H. Stevenson, a millionaire mining engineer and landowner, of Pueblo, Col., was Inspecting land In Meeard County, Tex., when he ac cidentally met Wilbur Stevenson, a farm laborer, who proved to be his own brother, whom he had not seen or heard from for 40 years. There is a great deal of talk In Ireland about rents and purchase and dairying and grazing, and about land and beasts and other Inani mate and animate things, but very little talk about man, the most neg lected creature that walks the earth In Ireland today. Irish Homestead. Since 1890, when the Grand Army of the Republic had 409,489 mem bers enrolled, its numerical strength I has been cut down almost one-half. There are only about 212,000 com rades now. The losses by death run up to 9,000 of 10,000 a year. There Is practically no chance to gain re cruits. October 26 last the Chilian gold peso sold at a premium of 85 per cent. . In the paper currency of the country. This disturbed business, "specially In the export line. Since the beginning of July the gold peso lias been fluctuating between 40 and 65 per cent, premium until recently, when it reached above the mark. The fishing industry of the Paci fic Coast during 1907 exceeded $26, 000,000 in value, according to the statistics of the Pacific Fisherman. The pack of canned salmon during 1907 for the whole coast was 5,015, 1P9 cases, as compared with 3,817, '116 cases In 1906. The pack In Alaska was exceeded In only one other year, that of 1902. Harrlsburg (Special). Tho State I Department of Health detailed a j special inspector to Investigate con- dltlons surrounding the typhoid fever outbreak In Spring City and Royers ford, and the county' medical Inspec I tors were directed to do-operate with them. According to the report which reached the department, there are seventy cages In Spring City and . twenty In Royersford, and a thor I ough examiation itito.the water sup I ply and sower systems will be made. County Medical Inspectors J. Scat tergood, of West Chester, represent ing Chester County, and H. W. Wblt comb, of Norrlstown. representing Montgomery, were ordered to the towns. FALL DOWN STAIRS FATAL York (Special). With butter in one hand and a lamp in the other, MrB. Sarah Eisenhower, mother of Dr. C. W. Elsenhower, tripped and fell down the cellar stairs at her son's home, sustaining injuries that caused her death. Mrs. Elsenhower was 74 years of age, and on Tuesday moved from York to Paradise to make her home with her son. The woman was found by her son lying at tho bottom of the steps In an unconscious condition and a bro ken lamp by her side. A deep gash, three Inches long, was on her fore head. Easton (Special). The fact that typhoid fever had developed In tfie Northampton County prison caused a sensation here. Stewart 8nyder and Edward Marstellar, priaonerg, have developed tho disease and three other prisoners are very 111 with typhoid symptoms. Warden Collins has stopped weaving in the prison and has utilized a large room In tho west end of the main building for n hospital. It Is feared that other prisoners and perhaps at least one of the Jail officials will develop the disease. Dr. Zulick, formerly the representative of the Board of Health In this city. Is In charge of the cases. An ad dition to the prison is being con structed and an opening was made several weeks ago In the large sew er running from the prison. A trap waB taken out and It was not long after that sewer odors be gan to bo noticeable in the prison. After a time the prisoners began to complain, but danger was not thought of, as at times the odors disappeared. Since tho development of typhoid Investigation has been made and it wag loarned that the odorg were due to the wind getting Into the opening In the sewer anil blowing the poisonous gases back in to the prison. Judge Scott visited the site of the now building operations and ordered that the opening in the sewer be closed Immediately. There has never been a case of typhoid before In this prison. CHARS CAISED DEATH. R. O. Dun A Co. 'g Weekly Review ol Trade says: Trade reports continue Irregular. with pronounced gains In some sec- tions and no Improvement In others, the net result being encouraging, j however, and sentiment regarding the future grows more confident each week. Steel demand Is steadily broaden ing, each week bringing a larger percentage of active cnpaclty, and the Improvement Is especially gratifying In view of the fow orders from the railways. Export contracts are re corded In every department of the Industry, from pig iron to steel rails, and further Improvement in thi ! respect la nlgo anticipated. Textile markets have been domi nated this week by the second big auction sale, buyers either devoting attention to seeking bargains there or awaiting the effect on the general i market, a large attendance of out side Jobbers and retailers at the ! uuctlon promises business In regulai departments .next week, altkougn many come only to specialize in this j particular line. Rcporta from visit ' ing Jobbers Indicate low stocks of j lome goods, but ahuudant supplie; i In other lines, which makes the out j look uncertain. Prices are almost ! nominal In consequence, except on j ;'nsh transactions for current needs . which are necessarily limited. For the first time this year ship ments of boots and shoes from Bos- Ion were almost as large as in thf corresponding week of 1907. It li also gratifying to note that contracts Increaae, despite the fact that ther I are practically no buyers In the Bos ton market and New England man- ufneturers' salesmen have not start : ed for the West and South with ! spring gamplcs. Is This Why We Are Warmer? Europe la growing colder, sayr M Camilla Flammarion, the French astronomer. Ho declares that from actual figures recently obtained b) hag become certain that the temper ature of Europe has been falling. France has been suffering for a long time from an exceas of cold weather, the temperature at Paris having been 1 degree below the normal. Other readings show even legg favor able resulta. The fall Is more no ticeable In the gprlng than at other periods of the year. Similar condi tions are recorded in England, Bel glum, Spain, Italy, Austria, and Uermany. Indianapolis News. A Little Case Of Telepathy. "There Is nothing strange to me In the operation of one mind upon anoiner, the telepathic woman said. "Once when my slater I am very fond of was operated on I went with her and ate In the anteroom a long way off from the operating room. That Is, I walked up and down there. worried to death nearly about her, I when all at once I threw mygclf Into i a big arm chair and went sound aaleep. "They hod Just given her the ether then, so her mind was at rest and I rested mine. I slept until she eamo out from under the Influence." New I York Press. York (Special). After eating hard-shelled crabs, John E. Augh lnbaugh, one of York's most promi nent citizens, was attacked with acute indigestion, which caused his death. The deceased was 45 years old, a prominent fireman, member of tho Elks and Masonic lodges, and a lead er In politics In the Republican party of this city. He has been alderman In tho Third Ward since 1905. FOIUilYKS ELOPING WIFE. Plttston (Special). -After a chase of two days State Trooper Booth cap tured Mrs. Joseph Colauder and Samuel Salvador, who eloped two days ago from this place. He found them in Allentown and brought I hem back to Plttston, where they had n bearing before Alderman Frear. The husband of tlie woman with drew the charge against her, for gave her and took her back. -but 'he prosecuted Salvador for the larceny of $1 10, which he claimed the couple stole from him, and the young man was sent, to Jail in default of bail. TOADSTOOLS KILL MAN. Shamokin (Special). James Mauritz, John Buby and John Po- mash spent a day on the Kulpmont Mountain gathering whut they thought were mushrooms. Upon their return to the former's home a soup was prepared and the three men partook of the mixture. In a short time they were taken seriously Jll and upon a doctor's ar rival he prepared a mixture to al leviate the suffering of the men. Buby and Pomash took the medicine. Mauritz refused to swallow It and he died. The men had eaten toadstools. After several years of Indlgegtlon and Its attendant evil Influence on the mind. It la not very gurprlglng that one Anally Iobos faith In things gen erally. A N. Y. woman writes an interest ing letter. She says: "Three years ago I suffered from :tn attack of peritonitis which left me In a most miserable condition. For over two years I suffered from ner vousness, weak heart, shortness of breath, could-not sleep, etc. "My appetite was ravenous but I 'elt starved all the time. I bad Plenty of food but It did not nourish ne because of Intestinal Indigestion. Medical treatment did not seem to "lp, I got discouraged, stopped medi cine and did not care much whether I lived or died. "One day a friend asked me why j didn't try Grape-Nuts, stop drinking coffee and use Postum. I had logt <tl In tVarvltilnr huf In '"ends I began to use both and soon became very fond of them. wasn t lonjt before 1 got some bU, "gtb, felt a decided change In my yatem, hope sprang up In ray heart and slowly but surely I got better. I ""Id sleep very well, the constant "aving f0r food ceased and I have setter health now than before the at- of perltonltla. firlMy.bu,lnuid aud ' re.aAll using ape-Nut, and Postum." -There's ' iteason." CrFl siyn by Ptatum Co.. Battle Olivine," n pkga on" "e above letter? A new appears from time to time. Tliej late,0' tru. aiul full t Uumaa TUNNEL lilt; COAL VEINS. Pottvllle (Spec'al). The 1,300 foot tunnel being driven by the Philadelphia & Reading Coal and Iron Co., two miles north of Brook aide, has penetrated the mammoth coal vein, where It U twenty-three feet thick, also an eleven-foot vein and three veins seven feet thick. Another tunnel to be driven south of this one will penetrate other veins, as well as tho mammoth, both to develop a vaat wealth of coal. Tcirphune Lineman Kitted. Bethlehem (Special) When a tall telephone pole upon which he was atrlnglng wires snapped off, Ells worth Mohn, a veteran lineman, was hurled to the ground and almoat in stantly killed. Former Hunk President Dies. Lancaster (Special ) .James Dll ler, for many years president of the New Holland National Bank, died here aged 73 years. He was well known In financial circles In this section. at CundidHtc no Years Old. Lancaster (Special). The nine tieth birthday anniversary of Jere miah E. Mohler, living near Ephrala, who la on the Democratic ticket for county auditor, was made a gala oc casion by the entire Democracy of the county. More than a thousand voters as sembled at the veterans' home aud the affair resolved Itself Into a po litical gathering, a half dozen orators participating. Bryan's speeches on a dozen topics were reproduced by phonograph. Mr. Mohler was post master for one term under President Cleveland. State Trooier8 Transferred. Harrlsburg (Special). The State Department of Police announced that Lieutenant Ljnn G. Adams has been prompted to be captain, and assign ed to Troop C, at Reading. Lieu tenant W. Marsh has been transfer red from Punxsutawney to Reading; Lieutenant C. P. Smith, from Read ing to Oreensburg; Lieutenant Thomas F. Welchard, from Reading to Wllkes-Barre, and Lieutenant J. S. Van Voorhls, from Greensburg to Punxsutawney. Lovesick Youth Tries Suicide. South Bethlehem (Special). Disappointed in love Joseph Kozak, aged 22 years, fled to a secluded spot on the outskirts of the town ariU placing a revolver In his mouth pull ed the trigger. When found Kozak had nearly bled to death, but will recover. He is engaged to Rosa Dudagh, but the young girl's mother objected to their marriage. Young Kozak threatens to take his life aJ toon as he recovers. More Work In Coal Regions. Pottsvllle (Special). The Phila delphia & Reading Railway Company have Just taken on 100 more men at the repair shops at Schuylkill Haven. A corresponding increase is to be made at the car shops at Palo Alto and St. Clair. All mine cars in the region are being overhauled, new ones built and good colliery time 1b looked for. Pitched Bull Breaks Jaw. Pottsvllle (Special). Whllo play ing ball. John Kadlinger, of Mt. Laf tee, was injured and may lose his Jaw. He was at bat and couldn't get away from a close inshoot. The left Jawbone was fractured and splintered. The surgeons fear that they will have to remove the Jaw entirely. Hotel Guests Jump For Life. Brookville (Special). The Hotel Merrill, at Dent's Run, near here, was entirely consumed by fire which waa discovered at 3 o'clock A. M. The house was full of guests, who awoke to find their escape by stair ways cut off. Some of them were compelled to Jump from upper win dows, but escaped. Wholesale Markrta. I New York. Wheat Receipts ' 93,000 bush.; exports, 60,075 bush j Spot Arm. No. 2 red 1. 00ft $ 1 1.00 elevator; No. 2 red, 1.00 f. o. b. afloat; No. 1 Northern Du i luth, 1.25 f- o. b. afloat; No. 2 I hard winter, 1.02 f. o. b. afloat; Corn Spot firmer. No. 2 89 ' nominal elevator and 90 f. o. b j afloat. September closed at 86; . December, 74 41 75, closed at 75; May, 69 70, closed si 70. Oats Receipts, 115,500 bush.: spot easy; mixed, 26 to 32 lbs. 53; natural white, 26 to 31 lbs. 54 56; clipped white, 32 to 40 I lbs., 55 68. Poultry- Alive, Irregular; spring ) chickens, 16; fowls, 13; turkeys 12; dressed steady; Western spring chickens, 12 19; fowls. 11)40 13. Potatoes Easier; Long Island per bbl.. 2.50 2.75; Jersey. 2.25 2.65; Southern, 1.60 2.26; South ern sweets, 2.00J'2.75; Jersey per basket, 50 1.25. Cabbage Quiet; flat Dutch, pet 100. 4.006.00. Philadelphia. Wheat -- Firm; contract grade, August, 95 96c Corn, firm; No. 2, for local trade, 8888c. Oats, lc. lower; No. 2 white, natural, old, 63 W 64c . No. 2, do., new, 56 57. Butter Firm; extra Western creamery. 25c; do., nearby prints, 27. Eggs Firm; Pennsylvania and other nearby firsts, free cases, 21c. at mark; do., current receipts, In re turnable caseB, 20c. at mark; West ern firsts, frco canes, 21c. at mark; do., current receipts, free cases, 20c. at mark. Cheese Steady. New York full creams, choice. 12 c. ; do., fair to good, 11 012. Poultry -Alive, dull; chickens easier. Fowls, 1 3 13 c; old roosters, 10; spring chickens, 14 16. Dressed poultry firm; fresh killed fowl3, choice, 13 14c; do., fair to good, 12 13; old roost-' ers, 9; nearby broilers, 19 21; Western, do., 16 18. Baltimore. Flour Quiet and un changed. Receipts, 5,952; exports, 6,191. Wheat Dull. Spot, contract, 97 97; spot, No. 2 red West ern, 98 99; August, 97 97; September, 9 7 C 1 7 ; December, 1.01 asked; steamer No. 2 red, 94 94. Receipts, 133, 011; exportg, 346,140. Southern by sample, 90 96; Southern on grade. 93 97. Corn Dull. Spot, mixed. 83; September, 83; year, 68 agkeri. Receipts, 3,235; exports, 17.642. Southern white corn, 83 86; Southern yellow corn, 83 843. Oats Dull and lower. No. 2 white, old, 6061; now, 5556; No. 3 white, old, 67 58; new. ltd 54; No. 2 mixed, old, 56 galea; new, 53. Recelpte, 20,760. Rye Firm. New No. 2 Western domestic, 80 81. Receipts, 826. Hay Steady and unchanged. Grain freights dull; steam to Liver pool per bushel, 2d.; Cork for orders, per quarter, 2s. 3d. August. Cheese Quiet and unchanged. New largo, i2; new flats, 12; new small, 12. He Couldn't Go. When he got on the street car he had his coat over his arm. his vest I open and his collar had gone limp. "Well, what Is It?" asked the meu ; whom he sat down beside. "It's hot." "Certainly." "It's blamed hot. I'm almosi sweltered." "Yes?" "I wish I could get out of this furnace for a week." "But you haven't the cash." "I think I could raise it." "Then, why not dig out?" "By thunder, I can't. I've got two men golld for Taft. and If I leave town for half an hour they will swing over to Bryan as sure's your born. Lord, how few people know what It Is to be a politician!" Another Marvelous Ilwry. Charles Coodlng, of Mllllngton, has a cow that ostablshed a new re cord the other day. She succeeded In getting near a 2-gallon can ol itrawberrleg that Mr. Codding had Just gathered, after a couple of hours of back breaking labor. Of courge. he waa aore and angry with the cow when he discovered that the meek eyed bovine had enjoyed a repast of the luscious berries that had pre vented visions to him of shortcake and a big bowl of berries and cream. He still had a "grouch" 611 the next day, but a gmlle came over his face when he tasted I he milk and cream and found It lo be of strawberry flavor that beat any strawberry flav oring that he was ever able to get at soda fountains or Ice cream par lor. Marshfleld Tlmea. Ott Vat In Hospllnl. Everybody said they never heard of such a thing ag a person getting ao fat when done up In a plaster cast that the old cast had to be taken off and a new one fitted on to give the patient a chance to grow, but the doctor declared that the occur rence was by no means phenomenal. "Many lllnestc-K do not result in emaciation, especially down In this part of town," he said. "Scores of poorly fed patients that are brought to the hospital In a skinny condition take on flesh amazingly while under treatment. This Is especially notice able In the case of an accident w here a plaster cast Is necessary. Then the arm. the leg, the body even thnl Is thus Incased Increases In size un der hcspltal fare, until the patient Is In positive pa in from the pres sure and haa to be relieved witli u larger cast." New York Press NATURE AND A WOMAN'S WORK LYLrlA. E It s very unnatural for a man to have a good opinion of himself un less he has a musfaeho which he thinks Is handsome. Hicks' Oapndlne Cures Women's Monthly Pnins, Hnrlnclio, Nervousness, and llcudnche. It m LlSJuid. KffeclH inline dintcly. Preset ilied by phyaiciuriH Willi bent results. 10c., 25c, and Mi t drug lloraj, i.ive Stock. Stu-atli down Imniorul. Altoona, Pa. (Special). Sheath gowns are immoral, according to Mayor Hoyer and Chief of Police Clark, and will not he permitted in Altoona. The question came up for decision when tho manager of a local theatre asked permission to exhibit a sheath-girl. The manager waa Informed thut he would be vlo lat'ng a city ordinance. An island In Lake Superior has been stocked with caribou; Caribou Islands, so oumed because It former ly was noted at a home for tho animals. Flnda Money In Sewer. Altoona (Special). Balzer Koelle, a backamith, burrled to the bank to deposit $212, but when be arrived he found he had lost the money. Keturnlng home he dug up the eewei in his back yard and recovered the roll. Killed Petting A Horse. Altoona (Special). ---Viola Ecken rode, aged 3. stopped lo pet a horse on a street crogslng. "Nice horse," she gald, Just as she was knocked down and run over by a heavy dray. She died two hourg later. Troopers Leuve Shenandoah. Bhenandoah (Special). Tho gtatfl constabulary squud located hero for three months, were ordered to Sha- moKiu anu m .nunc iney aui ex cellent work while In here by break ing up many daugerous gangs of law- uirimciH, anu icu in.- jiinru 111 u very orderly condition. The citizens pe titioned the authorities to keep them here, but without avail. Sawdust is turned Into trauapor table fuel In Germany by a very sim ple process. It is boated under high stean pressure until the resinous ingredients become sticky, when it Is pressod Into bricks. New York. Beeves Receipts, 1, 045 head; market feeling nominally gteady; dreased beet unchanged. Calves -Receipts, 19 head; mar ket feeling steady; fair to prime veals, 6.00 8.25; buttermilks, 3.26 ; 47 coarse We3tern calves unsold; city dresed veals Bteady at 813; country dressed nominal. Sheep and Lambs Receipts, 4, 480 head; sheep steady; lambs, slow and weak to 26c. lower; nc real choice lambs offered; ordinary to good sheop sold at 3.00 4.00; culls, 2.50; common to prime lambs, 4.266.60. Hogs Receipts, 1,439 head; no Bales; market feeling weak to 10c. lower. Chicago. Cattle Receipts esti mated at about 4.000 head; mar ket steady; steers. 4.75 7.90; cows, 3.406 6.26; heifers, 3.006.00; bulls, 2.755.00; calves. 6 00j 7.60; Blockers and feeders, 2.60 4.60. Hogs Receipts ostium tod at about 26,000 head; market, 10c. to 15c. lower; choice heavy shipping, 6.6506.66; butchers, 6.556.65; light mlxod, 6.306.40; choice light, 6.456.5B; packing, 6.00 6.46;- pigs, 4.600.20; bulk of sales. 6.30 6.50. Sheep Receipts estimated at about 10.000 head; market, stesdy to 16c higher; theep, 3. 6004.26; lambs, 4.76 6.60; yearlings, 4.10 4.80. The total trade of the Philippine Island last year was: Imports, 30, 463.810; exports, $33,097,867. A Boy Who Will Get On. While Old Skinner, a grocer and a penurious old gretch generally, was telling his new boy how careful he muat bo a fly settled on a bag of sugar. The grocer caught it and threw It away. The boy then said. "If you want me to be careful, you are setting mo a bad example." "Why?" asked Old Skinner. "Because," said the boy, "you have thrown that fly away without brushing the gugar off his feet." Philadelphia Inquirer. The New "Peace Color." Gray, which is to be the "peace color" of our warships instead of white, was their war tint during the rebellion. It was believed to render them almost Imperceptible to block ado runners as well ag harder to hit, and they did not resume black un til peace camo. White was adopted with the new navy, and its adoption at first gave great offense to old men-of-war'g men. who said it look ed "yachty." Boston Transcript. A copy of the first almanac pub lished In the American colonies that Is now extant has sold for $555. The date was 1685. To DrlVS Out Miluriu and Build Vp (lie System Tgkg the Old Standard QaoVsrs Tastk lkss Chill Tonic. Yoi kiww what you aro taking. The formula is plainly prime 1 ou every bottle, hhuwing it is simply Qui uiuoaiKi Iron in a BOafeslasa form, and ttm most effectual form, r'or grown paop md children. .Vic The deepest hole in the world has been bored in Sil-sla. It lias reach ed a depth of about 7,000 feet and passes through 83 beds of coal. Reform Movement. The milkman had been brought to gee tho error of his ways. - "Thomas," he, said to his assist ant, "I am going to furnish my cus tomers with absolutely pure milk af ter this." "So?" queried Tbomaa. "That's what," continued the milkman. "Hereafter we will use distilled water only." Chicago News. Not The Boy o Wanted, "So you want a position as of fice boy?" "Yes. sir." "Are you perfectly truthful?" "Yes, sir." "Never tell lies, eh?" "No, sir." "Then you won't do. I want a boy who can say I'm not here when I am, and get away with It." Chi cago Record-Herald. ECZEMA FOR FIFTY-FIVE YEARS. Suffered Torments from Birth In Frightful Condition Hot No Help until Cutlcura (hired Him. "1 had nn itching, tonicntiiiK eczema ever BUMS I eame into the world, and I urn now a man tifty-iive years old. 1 tried all kinds of medicines 1 heard of, but found 110 relief. I wus truly in a frightful condition. At last I broke out all over with red and white boil.i, which kept giowim; until they were as big as walnuts, causing great pain and misery, but I kept from BOrStsfling aa well ag I could. I was so run down that I could hardly do my work. I used Cuti cura Soap, Ointment, Insolvent, and Pills for about eight months, and I can truth fully say 1 a.u cured. Hale BoVdwal), Tip ton. Ia., Aur. 17, 1907." "I cheerfully endorse the above tcsti monial. It is the truth. I know Mr. Boid wcll and know the condition lie waa in Nelaon 11. Burnett, Tipton, la." Anxious. "I feel uneasy about my money." "Why, I didn't know you had any." "I haven't. That' the reason I feel uneasy." Nashville American. The Rural Wily. Mrs. Hayrick (at the village post office) I was expecting a postal card from my mother-in-law saying what day she was coming down to visit me. Village PostmastT (absently)- 8he'll be down on '3dnosday. Why, er-er here's their postal. Parudoxlrnl Stale Of Affairs. "I have written a book that every body ought to read," said the au thor. "I'm afraid It won't do," answer ed the publisher. "What the public seems to want now is a book that nobody ought to read." Even when a man takes a day off to attend a funeral In the morn ing his wife wants to spoil It all by taking him calling with her In the afternoon. Hicks' Capudlne Cures Headache, Whether from Cold, Heat, Stoiiuicli, or Mental Strain. No Acetnnilid or dangerous drugs. It's Liquid. Kffecta imuiedmtaly. 10c, 25c, and 50c, at drug atores. Wise Precaution. The mercury was trying to ooze out at the top of the farmhouse thermometer and the old farmer wa3 pitching chunks of Ice in the poid. "What are you doing that for?" queried the summer boarder. "That's t' keep th' pesky ducks from layln' hard-b'lled eggs," an swered the rural philosopher. Chi cago News. t BOY PAINTERSB I painTquaut j 1 ITFOtiNOONLYONMBM I I PURF. WHITE LEADg. 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