f i-.- ..m i , , m , -. MMHM Cleanses tiWvWstem Effect ually. Dispels Lolas and aeaor aeries duo to Gtm.sVmutton; Acts naturally, acts Truly a? a Laxative. Dotk fni'McnVtwn and CKila-rcn-yonnjt nod Old. lo jSet its jiencj'ieial Effects AKvnvs buy tlie Genuine WMra luis' the jull name oj the Cotn pany CALIFORNIA pa Syrup Co. by whnm it i& rocnufi.crurptl .printra on mt front ofewry parkagi' SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS. one size only, regular price 5tKp"-lotlla. FOURTEEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE MEN with teams are selling our products to FARMERS In thirty-lour different States. Seventy useful articles that country people need. We furnish the goods and Rive agents time to turn them Into money. Address, J. R. WATKINS CO., Winona, Minn. One Woman's Wlldotn, Mrs. Newed And you paid only 98 conts for- that hat? Mrs. Oldwed That's all. Mrs. Newod Your husband wa. dellghtt'd, of course.' Mrs. Oldwe-d I hope you don't think I was foolish enough to tell him I got such a cheap hat. Mrs. Newed Where would the foolish part come In? Mrs. Oldwed Why, If 1 told htm what It cost he'd expect me to be satisfied with baigaln-counler hats all the rest of my clays. Chicago News. j news of Pennsylvania : IH Ki l l) FROM A I TO. COMMERCIAL COLUMi Weekly Review ol Trade and Latest Market Reuorts. f F1VK MONTHS IN HOSPITAL. DoallitxHl Statistics. WhMt. a great man dies, no one Is Interested In learning who surround ed his deathbed, but the news I? always sent out. . People care no more to know, than to hear If he were laid out In the parlor or bed room, or If he were attired in a shroud or his regular clothes. But an Atchison Inquirer has measured his bed, and finds that without un seemly crowding it will accommodate sixteen. How, then, can thirty and forty surround the deathbeds of the great men, as told in the telegraph. Atchison Globe. BATTI.K WITH RaWECTBD SITTOIt. Shamokln (8pcclal). Miss Edna Blystone, of Burnilde, a local sub urb, was probably fatally shot by Martin Kane, also of that place, on a mountain road. Following the shooting she was attacked by him but succeeded in escaping to her home a milo away. New of the shooting quickly spread and an an gry crowd of villagers threatened to lynch Kane. An examination showed that a 32-callber bullet had entered ono aide of Miss Blystone's neck, plough ed through and came out on the oth er. Kane was apprehended some time later In the mountains and was hurried to Jail to escape the crowd of Infuriated people. Kane took Mis3 Blystono out driv ing and asked her to marry him. She refused and he pulled a revolver from his pocket, pointed it at the woman and fired. Miss Blystone grasped tho smoking weapon and I wrested it from the grasp of her i rejected suitor. She threw It into the woods and Jumped from the car riage. The man followed her and realiz ing that she would escape him unless halted he picked up n rock and hit her on tho head. When Bhe fell to the ground he rushed to her side and with the roc'.; tried to bolter out her brains, bruising her head and disfiguring her face In a desper ate attempt to end the woman's life. With a beer bottle which she se cured from the buggy Miss Blystone finally beat Kane off and made her escape, and with blood streaming from the wounds in her neck manag ed to stagger home. The scene of the shooting was on 13urnside Moun tain. Kane called at the Blystone home earlier in the evening and requested the girl to accompany him. Un known to her he had a box of bee under the seat, and after they hud reached the mountain began to drink. Miss Blystone is a popular and well known young woman of this section. A Multitude. The sound of many voices rent the air. Through the streets resounded the tramp of countless feat. Military parade? Oh, no. The original Taft man was passing by. Philadelphia Lodger. An Explanation. Customer Hero, you said that was a diamond of the first water and it looks bluish. Jeweler Well, well! They must have got the bluing In the first water. Chicago Journal. Watch The Professor. Lecture upon the rhinoceros: Professor I must beg you to glvo me your undivided attention. It Is absolutely Impossible that you can form a true idea of this hideous animal unless you keep your eye3 fixed on me. Philadelphia Inquirer. Genteel Restraint. Judge You'd belter be careful, or I shali commit you for contempt of court. The Lady Don't bo 'ard on me, yer worship. I'm a-doin' me best tor conceal me feelin's. The Sketch. I'p To Him. The Fiance -But you admitted to my sister yesterday that you were in the wrong. The Fiancee Suppose I did? The Fiance Well, then, why don't you make' up with me? The Fiancee I will as soon as you apologize. Philadelphia Press His Icle.l. Teacher Tommy, what Is a 'fruit less search?" Tommy When you're looking fer apples In titer pantry an' only find potatoes. ALMOST A SHADOW Gained BO lbs. on GrupcNuts. Thero's a wonderful difference be tween a food which merely tastes good and ono which builds up strength and good healthy flesh. It makes no difference how much we eat unless wo can digest it. It Is not really food to the system until It is absorbed. A Yorkstate woman cays: "I had been a sufferer for ten years with stomach and liver trouble, arid bad got so bad that the least bit of food such as I then knew, would give me untold misery for hoars after eating. "I lost flesh until I was almost a Rhadow of my original self and my friends were quite alarmed about me. "First I dropped coffee and used Postum, then began to use Orape Nuts, although I had little fultli It would do me any good. "Hut I continued to use tho food ad havo gained twenty pounds in weight and feel like another person b" every way. 1 feel as if life had truly begun anew for me. "I can eat anything I like now In moderation, Buffer no III effects, be on my feet from morning until night. Whorea. a year ago they had to send me away from home for rest while "triers cleaned house for me, this "I'rtng 1 have bean able to do It pay. elf all alone. "My breakfast is simply Grape-Nuts with cream and a cup of Postum, with iometlines au egg and a piece of l0t. but generally otily Grape-Nuts "nd Postum. And 1 can work until Jjoon and not feel as tlied as one nour-g work would have made me a 'ear ago." "There's a Reason. " Name given by Postum Co., Battle -feek, Mich. Read, "The Road to "llvllle." in pkgs. Eve r read the above letter? A new ue appears from time to time. Tl.t y y genuine, true, uud full of unman "Merest. TO DEDICATE MEMORIAL. Harrlsburg (Special). Governor Stuart approved of November 1 1 as the date upon which the memorial to Pennsylvania Regiments at Fred ericksburg shall be dedicated, his approval being required by law. The memorial Is to perpetuate tho bravery of Humphreys' Division at the storming of Marye'fl Heights, Fredericksburg, on December -13, 1S63, In which the command lost one-fourth of Its men. The regi ments from this State engaged were the One Hundred und Twenty-third, One Hundred and Twenty-sixth, On! Hundred and Twenty-ninth, One Hun dred and Tiilrty-flrat, One Hundred and Thirty-third and One Hundred and Thirty-fourth, which have no memorials anywhere. The Legislature of 1D05 appropri ated $22,600 for tho memorial and Governor Pennypacker named this commission: D. Watson Rowe, Cham bers!) urn; J. M. Clark, Newcastle; W. Wltherow, Pittsburg; Clay W. Evans, St. Clair; James Hunter, Mil ton, and George F. Baor. Mr. Baer, the president of tho Philadelphia & Reading, was captain of Company E, of tho Ono Hundred and Thirty-third. IRSI.MS FORGING AHEAD. Collegeville (Special). During tho summer the officers of L'rsinus College have been busy strengthening the organization and laying plans for larger and still more successful work during the coming year. The de partment of philosophy has again been filled by a resident professor, A. M. Caldwell, Ph. D., having been called to this position. Dr. Cald well is a uative of Indiana and pur sued his undergraduate course at the State University of Indiana. The board has railed Prof Theo dore Henckels from Mlddlebury Col lege Vermont, to the modern lan guage department. Prof. Henckels' training was received in European universities and at Harvard. Dr. A. B. Van Orraer has been ap pointed to n permanent lectureship In the department of education. The attendance in both the college and the academy will be much larger than In former years. Philadelphia Firm Gets Bonds. Reading (Special). Councils' Fi nance Committee has awarded the $300,000 filtration bond issue to E. B. Smith and Co., of Pblladelphla, at a premium of $3,293.90. Owing to the condition of the bond market the permlum Is much smaller than was obtained at previous sales. Hnn-isburg Man A Suicide. Harrlsburg (Special). Henry Welncr, a carpet weaver, 60 yearn of age, was found dead In a row boat along tho Susquehanna shore A bottle of chloroform was beside him, and It Is thought that he drank it to commit suicide. Welner had been sick for some time. Accused Of Counterfeiting. Milton (Spoclnl). The tobacco ttores and saloons of this place have for some time been annoyed by spuri ous nickels, and United States Secret Service Agent W. P. Walsh, assisted by local officers, caused the arrest of Ralph Bomboy, Henry E. Ptlege: and Frank Wolsey, charged with ut terlng and passing counterfeit money. Wolsey was discharged and the oth ers held In a sum of $500 each for their appearance at United States court. Bridge Builder Killed. Eastou (Special). Fred Johnson, aged 1M, a bridge builder, was struck by a falling plank on the Lcblgh efc Hudson Rlvor Railroad bridge cross ing the Delaware here and received injuries which caused his death two hours later. Ptthhes Fop Railroad Veterans. Harrlsburg (Special). Over 200 employees of the Philadelphia dlvl Ion of the Pennsylvania Railroad, all pensioners, were presented with annual passes. It was the first time for many of tbem. Philadelphia ( Special ) . Speeding along on the outskirts of the city, seven persons were hurled from a skidding automobile and six were In jured, ono of them probably fatally. Miss Lena Brown, aged 16, who was pinned beneath the mechanism of the car after It skidded and turned turtle, Is suffering from concussion of the brnln. She may not recover. The others Injured were: William Atkins, owner of the car, fractured shoulder blade and scalp wounds. Mrs. Atkins, his wife, scalp wounds and abrasions. Frank Williams, the chauffeur, abrasions of body and face and head. William Oakley, fractured kneu and abrasions. Miss Florence Payne, contusions and shock. w The accident resulted from an at tempt by the chauffeur to make a sharp turn without slacking speed. ASKS $10,000 HEART BALM. Reading (Special) Charging that he was engaged to wed William Heingelman, of this city, when he resided at Benfield, W. Va., Miss Bertha R. Sublette Instituted a suit against him here to recover $10,000 for alleged breach of promise of marriage. She declared she had no reason to suspect his fidelity to their engage- I ment until February 18 last, a year after they became acquainted, when at his solicitation she came to Read ing. Then ho requested her to letfi him look at his letters. He suc ceeded In obtaining possession of them and tore them all up in her presence. INSANE FROM JILTING, Danville (Special). Lester Rob inson the 22-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Robinson, of Danville, went violently Insane, and before he could bo subdued had endangered the lives of his parents, brother and sisters by shooting at random' through the house. It finally took the combined strength of four men to overpower and subdue the young man. In his ravings he would repeatedly call tho name of his sweetheart, who had jilted him. He was removed to the Danville Hospital for the Insane. Died From The Heat. Pottsvlllo (Special). Unable to, stand the oppressive heat, G. L. Mor row, aged 62 years, got up from his bed at the home of his son-in-law, Harry Dress, with whom he resided at Wadisvllle. and went out in the yard to "cool off." When day dawn ed members of the family found him lying dead but a few feet from the threshold of his home. His death was due entirely to the heat. Breaks Door To Save Children, Harrlsburg (Special). Samuel Shaffer, a farmhand, over 70 years of age, saved three chlldrn of Sam uel R. Davis from their burning hr.aie. Davis and his wife had come to market In this city before daylight and in their absence the house caught lire. Shaffer broke in a door and rescued the little ones. The house and all contents were destroyed. Mine Victims' Bodies Recovered Shenandoah (Special). The dead bodies of Peter Debinskl and Jacob Kolick, the entombed miners at Knickerbocker Colliery, after many trying ordeals by the brave band or rescuers, were recovered at the faco of their breast, where they fell vic tims to an outburst of deadly gas after they fired a heavy blast which struck gas feeders. Killed By His Own Wagon. Norristown (Special). While tak ing a load of feed to his mill at Perklomen, John Detwller was thrown from the seat of a large hay wagon, the wheels passing over his body, crushing him to death. He and his father had purchased a mill and had been operating it together only a few days. He leaves u wife and four children. Bottle Cuts Of! Boy's Nose. Bethlehem (Special). Harry Sll fle8, the youngest sou of Milton Sli des, of Northampton Heights, had a large part of his nose cut off as the result of being struck by a broken bottle, hurled at him by another boy while at play. Drowns in on Creek, Oil City (Special) Charles Crane of Sharon, aged 12 years, who was visiting relatives near here was drowned In twelve feet of water In Oil Creek while fiwtmmlng. One of his companions nearly lost his life trying to save him. Made The First Airbrake. Pittsburg (Special). George F. Larimer, 73 years old. who made the first Westinghouse airbrake, died here today. STATE NEWS IN IUHEF. Harry E. Norbeck, 28 years old, of York, shot himself in the neck and shoulder with a revolver while alone In a room at the home of bis broth er, John Norbeck, 4 4 West Jackson Street. He said that he was clean In his revolver and It was acciden tally discharged. The Columbia Fibre Company, of nioomsburg, will make application for a charter September 5. 0. B. Bobbins, E. S. McKIUIp and E. H. Ent are the promoters, and the pur pose of the corporation will be to experiment In flax fiber with the idea of ultimately opening a plant In Bloomsburg to manufacture the product. S. B. Boyer, of Sunbury, celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of his admis sion to the Northumberland County bar. He has been practicing continu ously and is the oldest practitioner of law in central Pennsylvania. Catching five suckers with his hands cost John M. Drelbelbls, of Moselem Springs, $f each, at a hear ing before Alderman Bruce, at Read ing, when he was fined $50 and costs, $26 being the regular fine, and the rest representing the fish taken. Fines were also Imposed upon hall a dozen other defendants, neighbor of Drelbelbls. A block of wood which dropped down the shait of the John Velth Colliery, near Pottsvlle. struck Evan Turner, aged 22 years, in the middle of the back. The spine was broken and the young mau is now dying at the Miners' Hospital. K O. Dun 6 Co.'s Weekly Keview of Trade says: Trade reports continue to Indicate moderate net gains each week, al though progress Is Irregular. Some sect Ions make much better exhibit.-" than others, the Southwest leading, while Improvement is slowest at the East. There is also a similar Ir regularity In returns from the in dustries, some occupations gaining steadily while others proceed erratic ally. The net re-cult, however, is a larger volume of business in tho ag gregate, and comparisons with thla time last year are especially cheer ing, when It is considered a year ny, that all records up to that time are being eclipsed. More plants have resumed, wholly or In part, but there are still many unemployed. At a further light reduction la price of Bessemer rig Iron the Pitts burg market has experienced Increns ed activity. Most finished steel lines are quiet, new contracts coming for ward slowly and for small quantities, but specification on old orders aggro gating a fair tonnage. Each week the production of all the mills In creases slightly, more plants c onstant ly resuming, although usually on part time and with reduced forces. More Inquiries are received in the primary markets for cotton goods, and there Is a hopeful feeling reparol ing the future. New England shoe manufacturers report business quiet since the de parture of Western wholesalers, and mall orders are not large. It Is ex pected, however, that supplementary business will soon appear. MKT-.- vrtiottw! 'ar "' New York. Wheat Receipts, 60, 000; exports, (9,438; spot, linn; No 2 red, 99 (a 1.01 V . elevator; No 2 red. 1.01, f. o. b. afloat; No. I Northern Duluth, 1.23 ',4. afloat; No 2 hard winter, 1.02. f. o. b. afloat Corn Spot, linn; No L'. 8o; nomi nal In elevator, and 85 Vis . nominal f. o. b. afloat. Oats Receipts, 81,000 spot, easy; mixed, 62(ci65; cllpued white, .'il' to 40 pounds. J T. c?t 73. Poultry Alive, firm; spring chick ens, 16; fowls, 14: turkeys, 11; dressed. Irregular; Western ipiini chickens, 1 4 Q 21; fowls. 1 .1 Q 1 1 Cneese Weak; rece ipts 4.R9S boxes; State full creams, specials 12V4 C 13 ; do. white, fancy. 12c; airial! colored 01 do., large colore:.' or white, fancy, do., good U prime, 1 1 ifj. 1 1 ; do., comtiun 9 e io. Philadelphia. Wheat Firm, V4 0 higher; contract grade?, spot, 94 49 95c. Corn Firm; No 2, for local trade 8)(?c 85 c. Oats -Firm, fair clemun l; No. -white natural, r, Q 67 He. Butter -Steady, mode-rule demand; extra Western cre?mery, 24c; do. nearby prints, 26. Eggs Firm, gooi demand; Penn sylvania and other nearby firsts, free cases, 21c. at mark; do., current re ceipts, in returnable cases, 20c. at mark; Western firsts, free cases, 21 at mark; do., current receipts, free cases, 20 at mark. Cheese Firm, good 'einand; New York full creams, choic e. 1 2 Uj rl 12c; do., fair to good. 1 i Vfj 0 12. Poultry Alive, steady, fair de mand ; fowls. ltViOHc. ; old roost ers, 10ttl0; spring chickens, lobv 19. Baltimore. Flour Dull; wlnti i extra, 3.33 0 3.60; winter clear, 3.80 cri 3.95; winter straight, i.00 f( 4.15; winter patent, 1,80(94.76 spring clear, 4.40e?t 4.70.; spring straight, S. 00496, ZS; spring patent. 5.75 J. 6.00; receipts, 3,953 bbls ; ex ports, 6,081 bbls. Wheat Strong; spot, contract, 9"li97; spot. No. 2 red Western 98v4&98; July, 971( 97 ; Au gust, 96 1196; September, 96 0 96; Steamer No. 2 red, 93 (1(93 receipts. 92,391 bus!:.; Southern, by sample, 88(f(94; South ern on grade, 9 2 en 96. Corn Dull; spot, mixed, 79 ; September, 80 askeu; receipts, 4,779 bush.; Southern white corn, S3 (tip S3; Southern yellow corn, 83 U S3 Oats Firm; old, No. 2 white 63 0 64; old, No. 3 white, 020 63; No. 2 mixed, 61 0 62; re ceipts, 5,370 bush. Rye Firm; new, No. 2 Westers domestic, 780 80; receipts, 200 bush. Butter Quiet, unchanged; fancy Imitation, 20 0 21; fancy creamery, 23; fancy ladle, 19"! 20; store pack ed, 16017. Eggs Firm; 19. Cheese Quiet, unchanged; new, large, 12; new, flats, 12; new, small, 12. Dlsclisrgcd Bemuse Doctors Could Not Cure. Leel P. Broclcway, 8. Second Ave., Anoka, Minn., says: "After lying for nve months in a hospital I was dts- vnurgeu bh incura t blc. and alven oulv six months to live. My heart was affect ed, I had smother ing spells and some times fell uncon scious. 1 got so 1 couldn't use my arms, my eyesight wns Impaired and the kidney secretions were badly dis ordered. 1 was completely worn out and discouraged when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went right to the cause of the trouble and did their work well. I have been feeling well ever ince." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo N. Y. Fine Courtesy In Alnkn. Life In Alaska Is uncouth In parts, but It has its refinements In Val dez there lived a man named "Jake" who kept a boarding house for dogs. When the prospectors returned from their sled trips they would place their teams In his charge until ready to start out again. As he fed his guests on garbage gathered by a house-to-house canvass he was knowu by ev ery one as "Slop Jake." Once upon a time he fell 111 and the newspaper wished to chronicle the fact. No one. however, knew "Jake's" other name, and it didn't seem worth while to waste the time of the editorial staff on so Insignifi cant a detail. So the news went L printed thus: "Our well-known fellow-cl'lzen. S. Jake, Is confined to his house with a severe cold. It is hoped he will be out soon." N. Y Times. All Employes Are Blind. A business corporation has been successfully established In Vienna hy men who are totally blind The company manufactures brushes and baskets and all Its employes are blind. In the eight months of Its existence It has filled orders aggre gating 23.000 kronen ($4,600), mak ing a fair profit and has enough or ders on hand to Justify tile enlarge ment of Its workshops Sixteen of the employes are skill od workmen, and the company wishes It known that Its wares are sold on their "ac tual merit;" that they ore put upon the market "In fair competition with the product of other concerns," and that the blind people want "business, not charity." Chicago News Blind Men Seldom Smoke. I Blind men seldom smoke. Those wtio were inveterate smokers In their Blghted days find that after losing their sight a pipe or cigar has no attraction for them. The man who has no eyes to watch the smoke curl and drift about his head apparently has no use for a cigar. Smoking to the absolutely blind Is something different from smoking in the dark. Besides, few persons smoke In total darkness. Usually there Is starlight or firelight enough to enable a man to keep track bf the smoke. When deprived of that fasci nating pa&Mme the cigar loses its charm, and the man who ll blind re signs hlmse-lf to a smokeless old age. N. Y. Press A Prediction, One hundred and ninety-nine years ago today the English no, let us go away back 299 years ago the French no, that Isn't right 399 years ago the Indians oh, pshaw, 499 years ago the Mound Builders took Tlconderoga from the Cave Dwellers. Then the Indians took It from the Mound Builders and the French took It from the Indians, and then 199 years ago today the English took It from the French, and then Ethan Allen, with the aid of the Great Jehovah and the continental congress, took it from the English, and now you can take it from me that no one else Is ever going to take it from anybody. Boston Journal. Information. "Tell us about tho letter you are preparing." "Certainly, gentlemen," replied the candidate, swecnlnc with irental eve ! Iha rirrt nf rnnni'tpro "Vn im ., soy that on the paramount Issue I express myself vith utmost frank ness." "But what If this paramount Is- I sue'.'" fr,r i-, lo whether I ac cept or not." Philadelphia Ledger. i.ivt htoc-K. New York. Beeves Receipts, 360; no trading; feeling unchanged; dressed beef steady at 8 011c. per pound for native sides. Calves Receipts, 42 head; feeling steady; common to good veals. 5.00 it 7.85; city dressed veals steady at 90 12c. per pound; country dreised, 7 011c. Sheep and Lambs Receipts. 3, 038; market steady; sheep, 3.600 4.50; lambs, 5.76 0 6.90. Hogs Receipts, 1,124; market firm to 5c. higher; prime weights sold at 6.00. Chicago. Cattle Receipts, esti mated about 3,500; market steady; leers, 5.75 8.00; cows, 3.40(c 6.35, heifers, 3.60 0 6.25; bulls, 3.00 0 5.00; calves, 2.60 0 7.25; stockers uud feeders. 3.000 4.63. Hogs Receipts estimated about 12,000; market strong; choice heavy shipping. 6.75 0 6.90; butchers'. 6 75 4( 6 85; light mixed, 6.3506.50; choice light. 6.60 0 6.75; packing, 5.760 6.65; pigs, 4.500 6.00. Sheep Receipts estimated about 14,000; market for sheep steady; for lambs, strong; ehrep. 3.500 4.50. While cane sugar alone Is used In Manchuria, strong competition from beet sugar may be looked for In a few years. The Chinese want sweet ness at the lowest possible price, not caring whether It is cane or beet nugar. India imports sugar In great quan tities from Java, it is now looking toward Java for railway sleepers made of d'jatta or Java teak. At the pies 'tit rate of excavation Pompeii will not be entirely uncov ered before the year 1970. Hicks' Capudinc- Otm Women's Monthly I'ains, lliiekHciie. NtrvouMiesSi ml llencinche. It's l.vmcl. ICffrctH imme diately. Prescribed by nbysiaisns with heal results. 10c. 23c. and 50c, at drug stores. Couldn't Disturb Her. "Will you buy me a drum, drand mamma?" "No, dear; you would disturb me with the noise." "No, I wouldn't, granny; I'd only play It when you're asleep." Loudon Taller. M le Had A Good Memory. "I was at Tampa when a negro teamster war Instantly killed by an army mule, and It furnished a good Illustration of the wonderful memory that a mule has. "The negro teamster used to pound that mule unmercifully. In stead of using strategy and coaxing his mule Into submission, he used to beat It hard enough to kill a horse. Well, for two months the teamster didn't drive that mule. But the mule never forgot him. He never made any attempt to Injure his new driver, who knew enough to treat him decently But one dny the old teamster came back The mule remembered him He waited with as mucn docility and patience as an ox until he was harnessed, and then, when the old teamster was off his guard, he let fly with both heels, caught that negro in the pit of the stomach, and stretchel him out as dead as a hammer. The other team fter was standing right there by Mm, but that mule didn't make any at tempt to kirk him He had Just been laying for the fellow who wal loped him two months before, and when he had finished him he was satisfied. " Buffalo Horse World. ME COME AND SEE SIGH Married Paslpen And Divorce. "An odd thing about married paupers Is that they like to live sep arate," said a slnule pauper. "You know how almshouses are arranged: There's a men's ward, a women's ward, and a mixed, or mar tied wurd. Well, the mixed ward Is always nearly empty. Not that we lacked married paupers Oh. no. But the husbands prefer to bachelor It among the men, and the wives to old-maid It among the women. "The older our married paupers get, the more vehement Is their In tstencs on separate living. " 'She's alius a-naggin,' ' the octo genarian will erowl. " 'Nobody can't sleep with sech snorin' M In : septuagenarian female Anci so they separate ' nights sniffs th" tents divorced, letln. -to all in- -Philadelphia Bui Eating The Octopus, At Atlantic City the other day a fisherman caught an' octopus, a rare fish in those waters The octopus which resembled a frayed and ruined football of brown leather, was carried home by the fisherman In a bucket of water. "What am I going to do with it?" he said. "Why, I'm going to eat It. I'd almost as soon eat octopus as scallops. "I ani a traveler, and I learned In Italy and France the octopus' excel lence You can't give an Italian of the Riviera or a Frenchman of the northwest coast, where the fish abounds, a more welcome dish "What does it taste like? It tastes like scallops or like tripe and oys ters." Phlladelph Bulletin. To Drive Oul Malaria and Build Up the .y, stem Take tho Old Standard ClaovE's Taitk Lass UubLToma Voi know wim yen uru Uihiug. TUtt foriutilii it pUiuly printnl ou every oolUe, showing it is simply Utti. uineiitid Iran iu ti tustcluss tnem ,tl'l(j LJ. most off setae form, for grwa poaiil and chiUlrmi. ."iOc The usual way for a man to learn how to propose to a girl Is for her to teach him Hicks' Capudinc Cures Hc-ndnciie, Wiirllipr from f ',,1.1 II. ., S.I., I. a lentul Strain. No Acetiiiiilid or dangeroM in us. 11 h wqvra, r.uee eii lmiueciimeiy. 10c, 25c, and 50c, at drug stored. The only difference between an old fool and a young fool is that he has had more practice. SHE COULD NOT WALK For Months Burning Humor on Ankles Opiutes Alone Brought Sleep Eczema Yielded (o Cnticura. "I heel mrmn for over two years. I lind tevo pbjrsieians, but they only cave me ri' lief for abort time and I cannot enum erate the ointment" and lotions I used in DO purpose. My nnicles were one mass of snre. Tho ilchin- nni burning were o in tense that I COUld not sleep. I eould not Walk for nearly tour months. One day my llUsband said 1 had better try the Cutlctm Remedies. After using them three times, I bad the beat nieht'l iet in months un las) I tool; an opiate. 1 used ene set nf L'uUcera Soap, Ointment, and PiUa, and iny ankles healed in a short time. It is now n y ear since I used t'utieura, and there lias been no return of the rest ma. Mrs. David Brown, Locke, Ark., f.iav 18 and July 13, 1907." When The Adamses Move. Mis. K.. while telling her children about Adum nnd live and the beau ties of the Garden of Eden, was in terrupted by one of the tluy tots say ing: "Oh, mamma, when those Adamses move away, lot us get that place to live in." The Delineator. Bad Effects, First Mother (reading letter from son at college) Henry's letters al ways send me to the dictionary. Second Mother (resignedly) That's nothing. Jack's always send me to tho bank. London Opinion. Thif iern is pormnncntly nttnehed tn the front of the main building of the Lydia E. Pinkhain Med'cine (.'ompiiny, I.ynn. Mass. Vliut Dtiea l lii Siitn Mean ? It means that pul lie inspection of the fciiborateii y and methodic of doing business is honest lydi -hod. It means that then; is nothing about tho bus iness which is not "open and above board." It means that a permanent invita tion i.t extended to anyone to come and verify any nnd all statements made in the advertisements of Lydia E. Iinkham's Vegetable CompoujtM. Is it a purely vegetable compound made from roots and herbs with out drugs ? Come mid Sec. Do the women of America cnntinti a'ly use as much of it as we aie told ? Come and See. Was there evei snob a person as LydU E. Pinkham, and i-- (here any Mrs. Pinkham now to whom kick woman are asked to write 'i Come And See. Is the vast private c orrespondence with sick women conducted by women ooly, and are the le tters kept strictly confidential ? Come and See. Have they really got letters from over ono million, one hundred thousand women correspondent? Come nnd See. Have they proof that Lydia E. Pinkhatn'a Vegetable Compound has cured thousands of these women? Come unci Sec. This advertisement is only for doubters. The great army of women who know from their own personal experience: that no ic-diein" in (he world equals Lydia E. PinkhamVt Vegetable Compound for female ills will ; till go o'i o-itig and being ben efited by it; but the poor doubting, Buffering woman must, for her own sake,be taught confldence.forshealso might just as well retrain her health. A mean trick to play on a widow is to expect her to remember that she has ever had any experience with the weak points of men. 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