The General Demand at the Well-Informed of the WoHd has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physicians could sanction for family use because its com ponent parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. In supplying that demand with it ex cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remark able success. That is one of many reason1-, why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well-informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. 960,000 Valat Given A THFDATVf I Fh"r freaaura a h.n'av ,a on liarrana nan per, ; ea strain on chain. It rune and clTtnoe bllle eaalor then other bleyclea. In iho kwRt BHIinif hliru grade wliel In the worhl. Plllleatallretlnie. Wemukeno aheap tACYCl.FSbut youoan gat joure T tkrmOV DDirFC by semiring u ni nvi vni miuin airant. ceta-v ean l patnphloteent Knits, it tnllaebout the OYOl.E and bow U (at tha ISO. 000. UUFUTUMU Of 1st A0tCLF. itourm, S. Wonrled Long Over Dishonest Dollar. As the result of a woman's con science bothering her over a dollar obtained dishonestly twenty years ago, a Newark church has been en rlchod by five times-that amount. The woman, whose name Is with held, worked in the tailoring estab lishment of William Kraft, in New ark. She, with others, accepted a proposition made by a woman who held a position of trust in the fac tory to "stand In" on the padding of the pay roll. By the scheme she received $1 a week more than she was entitled to, but half of that amount had to go to the chief con spirator. She left the factory two weeks later. The pastor of her church ddvlsed that she return the dollar to Kraft's widow. It wns refused. Mrs. Kraft suggested the dollar and the four more offered with it be donated to the church. N. Y. American. "COME AWAY. THEY'LL BE OUT OF STYI.F NEXT YFAR." COMMERCIAL btlLUM i ALMOST A MIRACLE. mmw flicks' Capiitlliic Cures Women's Monthly Pains, llacknche. Nervousness, and Headache. It's Liquid. Effects imme diately. Prescribed by physicians with best results. 10c, 25c.. nml B0e nt drug stores. As To Hatpins. Hatpins are now regarded as trim ming accessories and, accordingly, are greatly prized as gifts, as they are usually presented In pairs and two are deemed quite enough to decorate one hat. Among the most effective, as well as the most serv iceable, are the great globes of rhlne stones or crystal, which do not tar nish after being subjected to the rhia and are greatly liked because they harmonize with any color and serve to brighten a dark hat. Dresden china pins do not discolor and are undeniable works of art, but they must be curofn'ly handled, while the pins simulatlr jewels set In gold and silver, alti.ough wonderfully fas cinating, are not substantial. In fact, so readily do these mock jewels sep arate from their settings that more than one person haB been momenH tarlly dazzled by the sight of a pre cious stone being trodden under foot. Family Of Criminals. A grim epitaph, perhaps unexam pled, Is to be found In tne cemetery of Debrescln, Eastern Hungary. It reads as follc"B: "Here rest In the Lord Joseph Morltz, sr., who died in It 1b sixty-second year. Ho was shot by his Bon. Frau Joseph Morltz, who died in her forty-seventh year. She was shot by her daughter. Elizabeth Morltz, who died by her own hand, in her seventeenth year, after shooting her mother. Joseph Moritz, who died in prison, aged twenty-seven. He had shot his fath er. May eternal mercy have pity on their poor, sinful souls." The last of this unfortunate fam ily left a sum of 1,500 for the pur pose of setting up this memorial. London Globe. Excuses. "Cabby, make your horse go a lit tle quicker." "Impossible; I am a member of the Society for the Protection of Ani mals." Ten Minutes Later (on arrival) "Give me a little extra tip." "Impossible; I am a member of the Temperance Society." Les An nates. Paris. FRIENDS HELP St. Paul Park Incident. "After drinking coffee for break fast I always felt languid and dull, having no ambition to get to my morning duties. Then in about an hour or bo a weak, nervous derange ment of the heart and stomach would come over me with such force I would frequently have to lie down. "At other times I had severe head aches; stomach finally became affect ed and digestion so Impaired that I had sorious chronic dyspepsia anil constipation. A lady, for many yeart State President of the W. C. T. U., told me she had been greatly bene fited by quitting coffee and UBing Pos tum Food Coffee; she was troubled for years with asthma. She said It was no cross to quit coffee when she found she could have as delicious an article as Postum. "Another lady, who had been trou bled with chronic dyspepsia for years Mund immenate relief on ceasing coffee and beginning Postum twice a day. She was wholly cured. Still another friend told me that Postum ood Coffee was a godsend to hor, her heart trouble having been relieved after leaving off coffee and taking on Postum. "So many such cases came to niv notice that I concluded coffee was the cause of my trouble and I quit and took up Postum. I am ntoro than P eased to say that my days of trou pe have disappeared. I am well and nappy." "There's a Reason." Read "he Road to Wellville," In pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new ne appears from time u, time. They Kenuiae, true slid full at human Cnrtomi hv l)c Mar. In tne I'blUdtlpbla lleccrd. SEX 15 DECIOEO BY TIE WEAKER PARENT, A SCIENTIST SAYS Dr. Rommc Supports His Discovery of Nature's Law With Statistics That Seemingly Prove His Theory. Weekly Review of Trade and Latest Market Reports. Bradstreet's says: Improved weather conditions and excellent crop reports throughout the greater part of the country, coupled with the favorable construction put upon recent financial developments, have made for the growth of a bet ter feeling as regards the outlook, but the actual effect upon distribu tive trade and Industry Is as yet of the slightest. Some gain Is reported In a few sections, notably the South' and Central West, in retail trade, but at the South retail business since Easter Is rather quieter, and Easier trade as a whole was not up to ex pectations. Some enlargements In filllng-in orders by jobbers Is noted, and a few Western points report slightly more buying for fall delivery, but hesltnncy and ennservat ism rule operations to an extent not ap proached In recent years. At the moment demand for Iron and steel, ropper, coal, coke nm! kindred lines Is at a very lo ebb. price cm ting Is more apparent and trade senti ment Is mixed. In other lines of In dustry quiet rulp. The shoe trade report s more or ders, especially nt leading Western markets, but business Is hardly up to expectations, and Eastern shipments are 28 per cent, behind. Then- is a slightly better tone In the lumber trade In the West, and in the Pniilie Northwest some logging camps have resumed. Basin Ws failures In lbs United States for the week rnding April 23 number 2ii4, nuaini 2rt1 last week, 157 in the like week of 1907, 177 In 1U06, 193 In lOor. un-J 197 la 1904. i Raised Up When Science Said There Was No Hope. O. W. L. Nasbltt. Depot Street, i Mnrlon, Ky., writes: "I was a chroulc i Invalid with kidney j troubles and often wished death might end my awful suffer ings The secretions were thick with sedi ment, my limbs swol len and ray right side so nearly paralyzed I ' could not raise my ' hand above my hend. The doctor held out no hope of my recovery and 1 had given up, but at last started using Coan's Kidney Pills and made a rapid gain. After three months' use I was well and at work again." Sold by all dealers. 6C cents a box. ! Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Meditations Of A Spinster. Funny how when a girl tries to ; dodge a kiss she always manages so 1 that it lands just where It ought to. Nearly every mat finds a wife con venient to be disagreeable to after he has had to be pleasant all day at the office. Nearly every man thinks he is a martyr when bo has to give hlB wife his money to run his house and feed and clothe his children. Any woman with experience In the way a man makes love conies to mar- , vel that not one of them ever shows, any originality or resources. Pltilu delphla Telegraph. I "repairing For The Future Mrs. Jenkins had missed Mrs. Brady from her accustomed haunts, and hearing several startling rumors concerning her, went In search of her old friend. "They tell me you're workln' 'ard night an day, Sarah Ann?" she queried. "Yes," returned MrB. Brady. "I'm under bonds to keep the peace for pullln the whiskers out of that old scoundrel of a Itushan' of mine, and the Magistrate said that. If I come afore 'lm ag'ln. or laid me 'ands on the old man, he'd fine me 40 shll- lin's!" "And so you're workln' 'ard to keep out of mischief?" ."I'm what? not much! I'm work in' 'ard to save up the fine." Penny Pictorial. 100 BOYS ARE BORN TO EVERY 105 GIRLS Proportion round Identical In All Countries Except After a Great War. London. Dr. Romme, the eminent physiologist, has compiled statistics which prove, he maintains, that a boy Is born when the father Is the wenker of the two parents and a girl when the mother is tho weaker partner. Or. Romme has been Investigating tho question of sex for many years, -and his announcement of the law as I ho has discovered it and his statistics nave caused widespread interest ami discussion. He declares it to be a universal law of nature that the child resembles the weaker and not the stronger of its parents. In all countries the proportion Is found to be almost identical, namely, 105 or 106 girls to 100 boys. The only exception Is found after a great war. This Is because the best and strongest men are sent to the front, while the weakest remain behind. The physiologist declares that nat ure's purposo is to replace the weaker Individual with another of the same sex before he or she disappears. More Roys When War Itngcs. Among barbarous nations, contin ually at war, there Is always a pre ponderance of boys over girls. When an old man marries a young wife it is a proved fact that more boyB than girls are born, the opposite being the case when the wife Is much older than the husband. To every 1000 girls born. Dr. Romme says, there are S65 boys when the father Is younger than th mother; 'J4S boys when hoth parente are of the same age; 1037 boys when tho father Is from one to six yean older than the mother; 1267 boyi when the father Is from sit to elever. years older than the mother; 1474 boys when the father is from elovet to sixteen years older than the moth er, and 1632 boys when the father ll more than sixteen years older thai the mother. Worry May Turn the Senle. Dr. Romme asserts that there art practically no instances where tht strength of both parents is equal Worry, Illness, any slight, trouble, it sufficient to turn the scale. Kaiser Wllhelm, he points out, had five sons in succession, while th( Czarina had four daughters in succes slon. Dr. Romme avers that ho ii unable to find a single Instance It which his rule has been transgressed It is, In fact, a repetition in anothe: form of Professor Schenck's famout sex theory under which he proposed to increase the stamina and the ret corpuscles in a parent when the de sire was to beget a child of the oppo site sex. Thus the Czarina, wnntluf a male successor to tho Russlai throne, was subjected to Professoi Solienck's nourishing treatment, wltl an ultimately sucessful result. 8N 14. tur- .134 TYPESETTING NEXT BY WIRELESS WAVES Wireless Photography Demonstrated, Wireless Type setting; Soon to Be To Operate Linotype Machines In Paris by Wireless Waves From London. London. That he has already per fected an Invention by which he can set type in an ordinary linotype ma chine In Paris by wireless waves thrown from London was the surpris ing statement made at the Hotel Cecil by Hans Knudsen, the Danish Inven tor, famous for Ills achievements with liquid air, after giving the first public demonstration of long-distance wire less photography. "I shall publicly demonstrate my new wireless typesetting invention within a few weeks," said Mr. Knud sen. "I have already had the first machine constructed, and it has proved successful, setting 3000 words an hour, at a distance, juBt as It the operator were working the machine. "The time is not far distant when, with my invention, the London corre spondents of the New York newspa pers will be able to send their news straight to the printing presB through the Marconi operator." In the course of his demonstration of wireless photography Mr. Knudsen sent photographs of the King. Queen and Kaiser from one room ll the hotel through the wall into an other, without wires, the picture! proving recognizable. He bad constructed lu the firs room a transmitter with a ueedli point passing over a picture preparet on a glass plate from a photograph. tho needle continually vlbratel over the plate, according to thi roughness or smoothness of the sur face. A succession of electric wavet was accurately recorded by a plate oi the wall. These waves were in tun caught by another receiving plate ll the adjoining room after passim through the wall, the picture belnf accurately recorded hy the receivln, instrument on a smoked glass plate. From this plate recognizable pho tographs were printed on sensitized paper. "I claim I can send pictures wber ever Marconi cun send messages,' said Mr. Knudsen. "Within a Bhort time I shall be sending pictures oi criminals and finger prints from Enc land to New York." BIG TALKERS ARE DANGEROUS. Londoner Says Garrulity Causes Insanity and Other Nervous Diseases. London. That excessive talking is the cause of many nervous diseases and for the Increasing amount of in sanity affecting modern society is the interesting theory elaborated before the Psycho-Therapeutic Society by the Rev. B. 8. Lombard, a London vi car, who has studied the subject. "An enormous amount of vital en ergy is wasted In talking," said the vicar. "An excessive talker is a hu man vampire who saps the vital en ergy of those about him. People si Women WUI 'arm It in an Adainless Eden. Chicago. Twenty self-supporting women formed an organization to he known as tho Art Craft Colony, their object being to take up and settle upon Government Irrigation lands in the West. The funds wero subscribed suffi ciently to make entry upon 160 acres eaob. The membership includes rep resentatives of the dressmaking, mil linery and metal working crafts and several who have devoted themselves to farming and poultry raising. lent by nature are seldom ill. A larg percentage of the victims of nervout disease are great talkers, who dis cuss imaginary ailments until they get them." Dr. 8tenson Hooker supported the vicar in a recommendation that one room be set aside in each of the Lon don hospitals for silent treatment. Neither of the gallant speakers particularly mentioned tbe talking proclivities of women in bis argument against garrulity. Women In the Day's News. A visiting Japanese says American girls are the best In tbe world. Mary McQhee Snell Hall, a widely known lecturer and evangelist, died at Talufarrlas, Texas. Mrs. Charles Lever (nee Hawley) was astounded to learn in Paris tbal her brothers in New York have sued her for 75.000 tor breach of con tract. A Vienna dispatch says that Count QUyckl, who married the only daugh ter of Robert W. Patterson, publisher of the Chicago Tribune, lias sued tin a separation. Woman Wunts to Start a Lion Farm in California. San Jobo, Cal. Provided the Su pervisors of this county are .willing, Mme. Emma Sclinell, of circus fame, pi. in to fotrpd a Hon breeding farm near here, with the view of applying the demands of circuseB and menag eries. The County Clerk Is In re ceipt of protests from farmers In the neighborhood. "Why, there Is no real danger," said the famous tamer. "This valley has the right climate, and 1 know my lions would enjoy It and thrive." The Field of Sports. Rosoben on his first appearance this sefeson ran fourth. Harvard defeated Annapolis at la crosse by a score of 7 to 1. Automoblllsts favor the holding of the Briajcllff trophy race annually. London's coaching season was opened by the wealthy Argentinian ttenur Don Martinez de Hoz, the in auguration of whose service was wit nessed by Mr. A. U. Vanderbilt. Lewis Strang, in an Italian Isotta car, won the Briarcllff automobile race. Cedrino was second and Vaughn third. Wholesale Markets, New York. Wheal Receipts. , 000 bushels; sales. 8,000.000 bush els; spot, strong; No. 2 red. l.Ou ele votor; No. 2 red, 1.67 f. o. b. afloat; No. 1 Northern Dultitli. 1.17 f. o. b. afloat; No. 2 hard winter, 1.1314 f o. b. afloat. Corn Receipts, 10,750 bushels: exports, 1,650 bushels: sales. 10.00C bushels; spot, firm; No. 2, 75 ,. ele vator and 74 f. o. b. afloat; No. 2 white, 76 nominal, and No. 2 yellow nominal f. o. b. nfloat. Oats Receipts. 22,500 bushels. Spot, steady; mixed, 26 to 32 pounds 644; natural white, 26 to 32 pounds, 55??57V6; clipped white, 3:: to 40 pounds, 56 $i 62. Rye Strong; No. 2 Western, 90 f. o. b. New York. Poultry Alive, steady; fowls, turkeys. 14. Dressed, Steady; keys, 12lffl7; fowls, 1214V. Butter Easier; receipts, packages. Creamery, specials, 29 ( 29 ; do, extras, 28. Eggs Steady; receipts, 24.914 cases. State, Pennsylvania, and near by, fancy, selected, white, 18V1()19; good to choice, 1718: "brown and mixed, extras, 17 U ; firsts to ex tra firsts, 16V617; Western firsts, fresh, gathered, 16fM0; seconds. 15(fi)15. Philadelphia. Wheat Firm, lc. higher; contract grade, April, 98 99c. Corn Firm, hut quiet; No. 2, for local trade, 72 74c. OatB Quiet, but steady; No. 2 white, natural, 57 g 57 He. Butter Firm; good demand; extra Western creamery, 30 '4c; do, near by prints, 32. Errs Steady; fair demand; Penn sylvania and other nearby, firsts, free cases, 16c. at mark; do, current receipts, In returnable cases, 16, at mark; Western, firsts, free cases, 16, at mark; do current receipts, free cases, 16, at mark. Cheese Dull and weak; New York, full creams, choice, 14 15; do, fair to good, 14 14. Poultry Live, steady; fowls. 14 i 14c; old roosters, 910; spring chickens, 2S33. Baltimore. Flour Steady and I unchanged; receipts, 2,679; exports, I 4,752. I Wheat Firmer; spot, contract; I 99 99; spot. No. 2 red Western. I 1.001.00 ; April. 9999; May, 99(&99ft; July, 92 asked, steamer No. 2 red, 96 96; re ceipts, 2,120; exports, 16,000; South- j eru, on grade, 9498. I Corn Firmer; spot, mixed, 7(K i 70; No. 2 white, 70 71; April. 70 70; Muy, 70((i 70; July 69 70; steamer mixed, I 66; receipts, 6,658; exports, 714; Southern white corn, Southern yellow corn, 71. Oats Firmer; No. 2 white, 58 69; No. 3 white, 56 58; No. 2 mixed, 56; receipts, 8.069. Rye Dull; No. 2 Western domes tic, 84 85; receipts, 945; exports, 13,009. Butter Firm and unchanged; fancy imitation, 25 26; fancy creamery, 30; fancy ladle, 2324; store packed, 16 17. Eggs Steady and unchanged at 16. Cheese Quiet and unchanged; large, 13; flats, 13; small 14 Live Stock. New York. Beeves Recelpiii. 977; no trading; feeling steady; London cables qnotcd the market lower; live cattle selling at 13c. per pound dressed weight; refrigerator beef at 11c. per pound; exports to day, 64 cattle, 125 sheep, and 1,85(1 quarters of beef. Calves Receipts, 394; feeling weak to 15c. lower. Common to prime veals, 4.00 to 7.00; a few ex tra, 7.50. Sheep and Lambs Receipts, 2, 958; sheep steady; lambs firm to 10c. higher. Sheep, 4.75 to 6.00, culls, 2.50; unBhorn lambs, 8.00 to 8.50; srping lambs at 5.50 to 6.00 per head. Hogs Receipts, 917; none on sale; feeling lower on Buffalo and Pittsburg advices. Clilcugo. Cattle Receipts etti mated about 6,500; market steady. Steers, 6.007.10; cows, 3.75fe 4.76; heifers, 3.506.75; bulls, 3.50 5.30; calves 2.505.50; stockors and. feeders, 3.26 5.76. Hogs Receipts estimated about 17,000; market 5 10c. lower. Choice heavy shipping, 6.605.70; butchers, 5.60 6.70; light mixed, 5.60 5.55; choice light, 6.50 S.65; packing, 4.8!6.50; pigs, 3.755.25; bulk of sales, 6.65 6.70. Sheep Receipts estimated about 12,000; market steady. Sheep, 6.00 j 6.00; lambs, 6.257.70; year lings, 6.50 6.60. Englishmen of Mid-Devon huve or ganized, to wa,;-- a war ou wood jilgVons. Wiiked Lad. "What was the uchool lesson, little boy?" asked the kfnd old gentleman by the roadside. " 'Climb,' " chirped the small boy with bulging poeketB. "That's all.' Climb.' " "Ah! And I hope you will take advantage of It?" "Already taken advantage of It, sir. Climbed every tree by the road side In search of birds' eggs." Chi cago News. Not Knocking Anybody. Lawyer The defendant in this: case is a lazy, worthless fellow, Isn't he? Witness Well, sir, I don't want to do the man any Injustice. I won't i go so far as to say he's lazy, but if it required any voluntary work 1 on his part to digest his victuals he would have died of lack of nourish tnant 15 years ago. --Chicago Trlb-i une. BUYING PAINT BLINDLY. Many people look upon paint buy ing as a lottery and so It is, the way they do It. It Is not necessarily so, however. Pure White Lead and lin seed oil are the essential elements of good pnlnt. Adulterants In white lead can bo easily found by the use of a blowpipe. Adulterations In linseed oil can be detected with R fair degree of certainty. See that these two ele ments are pure and properly put on anil the paint will stay put. National Lead OOmpanv, Wood bridge Building. New York City, will send a blowpipe outfit and Instruc tions for testing both white lead anil linseed oil. on request. Uninjured mammoth remains are among the vust natural resources of Siberia awaiting exploitation. For commercial purpose the skeletons are more valuable thn the best Indian ivory. According to figures printed In a Toronto journal, transmitted by Consul R. S. Chilton, Jr., of that city, the foreign trade of Canada for the 11 months ended February 29, 1908, amounted to 1583,765,974, an increase over the same months of 1906-7 of $30,156,704. 66 HOW'S This'.' We offer Due Hundred Dollnrn Rcw.-ir 1 for any case of Catarrh that cannot I cured by I i nil's Cstarrh Cure. F. J. ClIRKar & Co., Toledo, O We. the ixadsrsigned. nave known V. .i Cheney for Tho lost U years, and heliev, hint perfectly honorable in all basins. trnnHartion anil tinani-inllv able to earn out any obligations made by his firm. Waloi.no, Kinnan fi Mauvim, Wboli sale DruggiM", Toledo, O. Hall's Cat an h Cure in taken internally, art ingdirectly upon the blood and mucuouaaut faces of the system. Testimonial sent frrr Price, 7.V. per bottle. Sold by all DrUggiata Take Hall s Kainilv Pins for eoastipatioti Consul Frank W. Mann, of Not tingham, reports that the coal out put of that part of England in 1907 Increased 4,000,000 tons over 1906 one-fourth of the total Increase in the entire kingdom. FITS,St. Vitus'Dance :Norvous Diseases per. manently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer, fcj trial bottle and treatise free. Dr. H. R. Kline, Ld..31 Arch St., Phih. , Pa. Vegeterians assert that one acre of land will comfortably support four persons on a vegetable diet. Hicks' c'lia-udtne Cures lieuduche, Whether Iroin Cold, II.-..!. Stomach, or Mental Strain. No Acetunihd or dangerous drugs. It Liquid. KiTects immediately. 10c, 25c., and 50c., at drug itore. The army of Terah, King of Ethi opia, consisted of 1,000,000 meu and 300 chariots of wur. FIFTEEN YEARS OF SUFFERING. Burning, Painful Hores on LcgN Tor lured Day and Night Tried Many Remedies to No Avail Used Cuticura; Is Well Again. "Alter an attack of rhcumatura, running sorea broke out on my huaband'a lega, from below the kneea to the ankles. There are no words to tell nil the discomfort and great suffering be had to endure night and day. He used every kind of remedy and three physicians treated him, one after the other, without any good results whatever. Une day 1 ordered some Cuticuru Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticura Resol vent. He began to uae them and in three weeks all tho sores were dried up. The burning lire stopped, and the pains became bearable. After three months he was quite well. I can prove this testimonial at any time. Mrs. V. V. Albert, Upper French ville, Ms., July 21, 1807." In a favorable wind a fox can scent a man one-quarter of a mile away. Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children tMithiug,Boftetistheguuui,reducefcinfuimniu tiou, allays j win, cures wind colic ifiea boUld He is a lucky man who doesn't be lieve in luck. Measuring Moonlight. A novel means of measuring moon light Is furnlslK'l by the selenium cell, through Its well-known varia tions of electric resistance In light of different intensity. By this meth od the light of the full moon has been lately determined to be a little more than one-fifth (.21) of a stand ard candlepower and about nine times the light of the half-moon. The gibbous disc proves to be brighter before than after full moon. The selenium cell Is not perfectly reliable as a teBt for light of varying color, but It has been found sufficiently ac curate and sensitive to Indicate the central phase of a lunar eclipse- with in one minute of the computed time. A Loquacious Swain. Mr. Backwoods bad culled for the first time to escort MlM Bumpkin to the weekly prayer meeting. An excess of timidity and self-consclous-ness reduced both to the point of ab solute sller.RO until at last and with visible effort, ao the "meeting house" Is nenred, tbu gallant summons all his courage: "Do you like stowed rabbit?" he hazrrds. "Ves," returns tho maiden, coyly. Again silence, until ou tue return Journey the home llgbU are sighted, when, with another mhjhtly effort the resourceful swain asks feelingly: "Ain't the gravy nice?" And yet there are thoso that, main- tain that country folk sometimes I seem at a loss for conversational , topics. From The Bohemian NATUHE AND WOMAN'S WORK Keeping Jars Airtight. Many housekeepers have trouble with keeping airtight anything that ts put up in Jars. If, however, after a bottle or jar is corked, it Is sealed with a mixture of beeswax and rosin, there is no danger of air getting ii'.. To make this Beallns mixture put two ounecB of yellow beeswax and four ounces of rosin in a email tin pan, which is then set, In a larger pan of hot water. Stir constantly until the wax and rosin are well blended. Apply while still liquid to the outside of the corked jar or bottle. LYDJA. E PINKHAM Nature and a woman's work com bined have produced the grandest remedy for woman's ills that the world has ever known. In the good old-fashioned days of our grandmothers they relied upon the roots and herbs of the Held to cure disease and mitigate suffering. The Indians on our Western Plains to-day can produce roots and herbs for every ailment, and cure diseases that baffle the most skilled physicians who have spent years In the study of drugs. From the roots and herbs of the field Lydia E. Pinkliam more than thirty years ago gave to the women of the world a remedy for their pe culiar ills, more potent and effica cious than any combination of drugs. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetal te Compound is now recognized as the standard remedy for woman's ills. Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 516 N.C. St., Louisiana, Mo., writes : " Complete restoration to health means so much to tne that for the sake of other suffering women I am willing to make my troubles public. "For twelve years I bad been suffer ing with the worst, forms of female ills. During that time I had eleven dl.Terent physicians without help. No tongue can tell what I suffered, and at times I could hardly walk. About two years ago I wroto Mrs. I'inkham for advice. I followed it, and can truly say that, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re stored health and strength. It is worth mountains of gold to suffering; women." What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound did for Mrs. Muff, it will do for other suffering women. Author And Manager. "Yes, your play pleases me. 1 will produce it; but I don't Intend to run any rli ks of a misunderstand ing. 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