'THE PVLP1T. r Not a Flit Tow. A good milk cow never gets roH ng fat. Her Burplus food goes Into lie milk bucket. At soon ns she teglns to fatten she will decrease her low of milk. Farmer' Home Jour-tal. Keeps n Lantern Safe-. The lantern Is n barn necessity, mt It Is not necessary to take risks if setting the place on Are. Keep he lantern out of the stalls. Uun a vlro across the bain, behind the .tails, and high enough to be out of he way. Then with a hook or rein nap the lantern may be suspended o the wire and quickly moved along he whole length of the barn. Trl )une Farmer. Milk rails. The subject of milk pnlls was gone iver at some length In r recent Mas achiisetts dairy meeting. Objection vas made to the so-called sanitary Mil. with closed top and strainer, t was asserted that the best authorl ies favor the pail with a partly dosed top, but without strainer, the ipening being about eight inches icross. It was asserted that the ttrainer does not help the quality or deanliness of the milk. American Cultivator. ynninite the Stump. Dynamite Is surely a help in tak ng out Btumps and rocks. Whether t pays or not depends upon the value )f land. If rough land Is to be set 'x apple trees, only a few of the itumps iirfed be blown, and the fruit :rees set in thf-ir places. The other Humps, If barked and sprouted, will 5e gone by the time there Is much 'ruit to be harvested, and the tree nay he kept growing among the itumps and root; by mulch or hand :ultlvatlon. American Cultivator. ('utile Color. Will you kindly give me the colors )f Durham, Ayrshire and Hereford iaittler A. W, F. "Durham' gen erally called Short-Horn, cattle, are -ed. white and roan, the last being 4 misture of red and white, almost confined to this breed; they never bave any black, except about the aiuzzle, and it is objectionable there. Ayrshires are red, brown and white, lometimes with blark muzzle. Here fords arc red, or red and white, and tlways have whiio facoa. Country Sentkmau. Hooting. Tt fs a coiuindrifm what ,k.ind of material shall buildings be covered With. Steel roofing will rust in spite of paint, felt will not last long. Shingles of maple are good for about tlx years; sap hemlock shingle, tawed, under good conditions, will last twenty years; white cak will warp and spilt, but w- have known aid white hemlock, shaved, to last forty years. A building covered with ld white pine sawed shingles, lipped In hot linseed oil, in ISM, is n go'.d condition, nnd the prospect 8 that it will last for twenty years More. A roof of pine, not treated with oil, put on nt the some time, rotten. I therefore believe It pays ;o dip hemlock shinplps In hot lin leed oil. L,- II. K., in the Cuuutry gentleman. the aspect of an exceedingly cheerful science. In the present Instance It mnkes a suggestion which should go far to nllay the fears of those who are apprehensive regarding the pros pects of a continuance of the food supply In view of the rapid inerenso of population In the United State. Milwaukee Evening Wisconsin. Rome Vanning Doesn't fay. A few days ago I had occasion to stop over night with a farmer In Northern Illinois, and as usual I got but pretty early the next morning. Just to nos" around and see things. I found lots of things to grumble about. There were probably 100 hens about the place and half as many turkeys and ducks, but there was not even a pretence at a poultry house. The fences, trees and tho machinery under the sheds were tho roosting placc3. Not many eggs could be expected from hens freezing their combs and feet roosting In tho tree tops or on the steel braces of a harvester. There were piles of straw and fodder around there, so that if nothing more substantial was made, at a very small expense and a day's time a warm shed could have been put up. So much for poultry. It was a losing proposition. The cows were more expensive. There were nine head being fed dur ing the winter. Three wero giving milk that is. nbout two quarts each at morning and night. These cows were fed straw, cornstalks in the field and mighty little of anything else. The dogs were sent after them In the I fields and brought them home on a run. Other things about the farm were run In the same fashion. Of course that farm did not pay, but what other business would stand such methods for even twelve months? L. C. BrOWD, In Tribune Farmer. .N ELOQUINT SUNDAY SERMON BY DR. DWIGHT E. MARVIN. MbjMt! True (irentnem. Ducks on Hie Farm. It will pay to add ducks to the poultry depart mem ol every farm. S'othing was ever known to grow so !ast and cause so little worry and work as ducks. Everything 13 "grist" '.hat comes their way. They consume fast quantities of coarse foods and jonvert it rapidly into flesh and Money. They are Independent of the ;aretaker except so far as food Is :oncerned. When they have grown to be two or three weeks old, they sven provide the greater part of their jwn food by hunting for it. They are the happiest, brightest and most in dependent things on the farm. They require a house or houses of their own, plenty of water to drink and puddle their bills in, and grit In some form. Their housas should be sprinkled well with sand or dry lit ter, and swept out every day. If one has many of them, a park of their own fenced off with poultry netting is best for all concerned, for they are always netting Into the drinking water set out for the liens and chicks. A largo park need not be very expensive. Low netting answers every purpose, unless yon wish to keep every hen out of their yards, and that is reully best, for hens and ducks do better If kept separate, but for the sake of clean liness and comfort it would be better to have the ducks by themselves. Farmers' Home Journal. The Horse and the Food Supply. The supercesslon of the horse, by reason of the use of mechanically propelled vehicles for transportation. Is expected to be practically com plete in th cities of the United States by 1930 that is to say, by the time young Americans born next year are old enough to vote. The only employment for horses by that time it Is calculated, will be in the labors of the farm. One of the results of this phase of vol 11 '.on will be the simplifying of '.he problem of keeplug the streets of ;lties clean. There will be less dust, tnd fewer files. This Is a dl.-ectlon In which physicians look for sanitary tains. Another effect of the elimi nation of the horse is suggested by 1 correspondent of a New York news paper. He estimates that at the present time there are 20,000,000 Horses in the United States, and that 10,000,000 acres of good land are cultivated for the purpose of sus taining them. Fifty million of these seres, he figures, will be releaaed from this use by 1930. and will be some available for growing food tor Inman beings. If sown to wheat these teres might be made to add a bMlion ftuahels annually to the wheat crop an amount considerably In excess if the present annual wheat harrest l( the United State. ttUlUtlcs, lu some hand, assume Advnutngcs of Dehorning. There are many advantages In do horning rattle. When not de-' horned many cattle are very mean and harmful, and often pore other cattle, horses and sometimes even people, When dehorned all fear of this kind is removed. The cattle are much more? easily haltered and can be more easily handled and hal tered or put Into stanchions when free from horns. Many fences and gates nre often destroyed by the rub bing and scratching of the horns All the energy and slreugth which would be put Into the laxgd horns would be distributed to some other part of the body if the cattle are dehorned. When feeding the cattle together nnd when feeding them salt. If all are dehorned no one will got it all or gore another while eating. The males of the herd will be much gentler and kinder If they have no l;orn3 to gore othet'3 and possibly men. There are many ways to dehorn cattle. When the horns or buttons as they are sometimes called, first appear on the calf then is n good time to remove them, for It will not lain tho calf or Injure Its growth; and It can be done by clippers made for the purpose or by a sharp knife. When the cow Is older and larger cattle may be placed In a narrow stall and after serurlng their heads fast with ropes, use a common meat saw to remove the horns, and they should be sawed off near to the head so they will not grow out again. A patent machine Is also used to re move th? horns by n knife between two levels, but I think this still moro cruel than the use of the saw. J. A, S., in the Indiana Farmer. The Wool Taste in Mutton. It has been pretty well conceded that the wool coming in contact with the flesh In dressing is the cause of "WOOlly" mutton, but It Is doubtful If it is not proper to charge the "woolly" taste to slow dressing. Tho wool coming into contact as it does only at the opening of the stomach cannot possibly Impregnate the whole carcass with the undesirable flavor of "woolly" mutton. The cause of "woolly" mutton Is unquestionably gas accumulating in the stomach af ter the death of tho lamb or sheep. It takes but a very Bhort time for de composition to set in where the en trails are left In a dead animal, nnd the "woolly" taste und smell of mut ton very much resembles that of de composition in a slight form. In the case of old sheep their mut ton carries a "woolly" taste, due no doubt to the presence of excessive yolk In the sklu. "Woolly" mutton Is more lu evidence during summer months than at other seasons. The starting of the yolk has, no doubt, something to do with this. Rapid butchers are usually tho cleanest bluchers, und they who dress their lambs In the usual time of less than fifteen minutes rarely have cause to complain of woollluess. Of course the time mentioned Is not very rapid dressing. A sheep dressing match for $50 a side between H. Addy, of Barnsley, England, and J. Thomas, Sheffield, England, took place some time ago, when Thomas won by twenty seconds. He completed his animal in two min utes and fifteen seconds. The pecu liar part of this contest was that the contestants had to walk a distanco of five miles, after which they were allowed ten minutes In which to change their clothes for the killing contest. In large, well equipped slaughter houses lambs uro bung by their hind legs and stuck. In small ones, they are either stuck on a sticking bench or placed on their left side lu such position over the slaughter house gutter that It receives the blood of the victim. The bead, or nose rather. Is taken In the left hand and the k&lfe plunged clean through the neck Just back of the ears and as close to the Jaw as possible and the Jugular vein severed by cutting toward the vertebrae. It Is entirely unnecessary to cut the windpipe or food channel in ticking Shepherd Boy, lu Mod em Sheep. Brooklyn, N. Y. Preach In Sun day morning In the Flntbnsh Presby terian Church on "True Oreatnoss," the pastor, the Uev. Dr. Dwight . Marvin, took for his text John 10:41: "John. Indeed, did no sign; but all things whatsoever John spoke of this man were true." In the course of his sermon Dr. Marvin said: John did no miracles, yet he was great, the greatest of the prophets. Human nature loves the marvelous. Men turn and look In wonder at tho feats of the performer on the .rapeze, whether It be in theology, business, politics or science. Dazzling feats of mind and body give a false view of life John did not measure his great ness by that of others; he was too much nbsorbed in his mission to think 01 the work of his fellow men. Llko Moses, who "wist not that his face shone" when he enme down from the Mount of Communion. John went to the river bank to preach In oblivious ri 3s of his own superiority to others. To himself ho seemed but a voice, a breath, or a slave unworthy to loose Messiah's sandMs. Yet John was nm bltlous; he aspired to a position of faithfulness that would make him worthy of his calling. Ambition Is natural to men; Indeed there Is little hope for advancement In life without It. Young people are sometimes ad vised to be satisfied with the condi tions In which they are placed and crush all desire tc better themselves. Ambition is right and praiseworthy when It is founded on humility anil 'hedlence; It Is wrong when ground d in pride and selfishness. Daniel vas ambitious to make known the lower of Jehovah in the land of his captivity. Joshua was ambitious to be a worthy successor of Moses. Paul was ambitious to plant tho standard of the cross In every town of Asia Minor. John the Apostle was am bitious to repeat the vision that came to him on Pntmos, and Jesus was nmbitloiis to save the world. In studying the life of John the Haptist we discover four things that made him great: lie was faithful to his call; he was humble In his ser vice: he had a vivid realization ol the presence of the Messiah, and he was devout in all that h- did. He was not a miracle worker, but he was a forerunner, and as a fore runner he gave himself to his work. Home had extended Its power In many directions; the destiny of the ?mplre was In one man's hands; the Did. sturdy Roman stock had died Dut; two classes of men took its place: the petted devotees of wealth and luxury and the slaves. The old brick Imperial city had given way to city of marble. Stoicism, epicurlan Ism and superstition prevailed. Men worshiped their ancestors and the imperor. The .T-.v3 In Palestine had become restless tinder the Roman coke and were ready to resist foreign control. Thoy waited only for some ccreat man to arise and stir them to rebellion, There was n feeling every, where that the kingdom of heaven was at hnnd, that the Messiah was ibout to appear and lead their armies Jti to successful combat against the Romans. Suddenly John the Haptlsl Had his appearance on the banks of '.he Jordan. His strange garb, his oositlve preaching, his bold message, ittracted attention, and erowdi came 'rom every district to hear his ser mons, and submit to his baptism, It s DO wonder, for John was a great preacher. We sometimes hear it said that '.here nre too many ministers. Va 'ant pulpits, unemployed clergymen ind the prevalent unwillingness of Dhrlsttam to pay living salaries to :heir religious leaders arc; all men- loued lu evldsnca of the fact. It nay be true that there are too many Sinister, bttt there are not too many prophets, and there never can be. The trouble Is. we have a narrow .lew of the ministry. The work of the Gospel Herald rrinnot be held lown to tho limits of a profession. Eleven o'clock In the morning. S I'elock In the evening, so many orayers, so many readings, so many urinous, so many calls during the week, and the work is finished. Fra Angeiico preached when he wrought lis wonderful pictures, Savonarcla oreached when he hurled his ana themas against the prevailing cor ruption of religious leaders; Btinyau oreached when he penned h!s mar velous dream of the "Pilgrims' Pro gress;" Carey 1 reached when he jlanned missionary service while working at a cobbler's bench: Gor don preached when ho set an ex jmnle of righteousness and led his toldlers on to sacriiki and service: Livingston pn ached as ho pushed his way on through the dark continent; Agasslz preached in his scientific nre ligations; Mllle:- preached when lie saw the footprints of the Creator la the stones, and .Frances Ridley Hnvergal preached wh?n she wrote her poems end her songs. Every Christian Is called to b-s a preacher lust as truly as was John the Bap tist. Our stores, sho;s, nsfflW. homes nnd schools are our pulpits, and our contracts, bargains, services and dally routine work are our Bible expositions. The preparation of one self for preaching is alwayB harder than the preparation of a sermon. Every man wrought In Jesus Christ unto good works is a preacher, and be Is blessed of Ood In his ministry according to his faithfulness. There nre no special promises for the pro found, the learned and the brilliant "John did no miracle" but there are innumerable promises for the faithful. John stood for truth. He said that Christ would thoroughly purge His floor, that He would baptize with the Holy Spirit and that He could take away the sin of the world, and It all came to pass as he said. The heroic prophet 011 the river bank never compromised In matters of principle. He was the same loyal minister In Herod's palace as before udmirlng crowds; he was the same devout disciple In the Tower of An-, tonla as he was In the wilderness. Carlyle has said that "To teach re ligion, the first things needed and also the last and only thing is find ing of a man who has religion" a man who has strength of character enough to stand for truth and right eousness. John's greatness was seen not merely In his faithfulness but also in his humility. Humility Is not what most men think It is. It is a com mon opinion that It consists In think ing meanly of oneself, of disparaging oneself before others. How can a man think meanly of himself when be realizes that he is made in the image of God, that be possesses a di vine nature, that he is of sufficient value to call forth the sacrifice of the Son of God? No; man was not made to crawl but to climb. Hu mility consists in a willingness In our greatness to stoop to the low liest children of earth and lift up ! the fallen, comfort the sorrowing, J strengthen tho weak, to yield our I selves, as did Christ, willing sacri fices for our fellow men. John knew the Importance of his com mission: he felt himself honored In being selected to proclaim the com ing Messiah, yet he reckoned him self a mere voice crying In the wil derness, or a bond-servant, un worthy to minister to his Ood. We have read that an order being given to adorn the walls of the House of Commons with pictures, Haydon sent a petition to Parliament, asking that ho might have the privilege of paint ing one of them, nnd begged at the name time that, If his request were denied, he might be granted the right to paint n single figure, and that If thnt should be refused, that he should be allowed to put on a few touches. Fearing, lest even this last desire should not be granted, he pe titioned the government to let him mix the colors for the nrtfNta nr ! rather than be excluded entirely ' ferity. nsKttnln.tlnn . . . ., i, . I m n lull, IIIIJIHIIIIII, fUI UIIL HUM IU hold their brushes. So great nnd ex alted was the work to be done that, with true artistic longing, he felt that he would be honored In the low liest service. Herein we find the secret of '.rue humility, the willing ness to minister In the lowliest places and to the most degraded of our fellow men, while possessing a sense of our greatness ns children of the Highest, If only we can be used or God In advancing His purposes In the world. Still further, we' see John's great ness revealed in his realization of the presence of Christ. To him the Mes siah had censet". to be a coming de liverer; Ho was a present leader, a contemporary. Moved by this pro found conviction he felt as did the Apostle Paul, that he had but one mission in life, to herald the presence' of his Lord. Perhaps there Is nothing that is needed more to-day than a stronger sense of reality In our religious lives, a clearer vision of the presence and power of Ood. We have In our churches machinery ei ough: we have organizations and committees in abundance. Have we forgotten that without a deep and abiding realiza tion of a living Christ these things are vain? What does n drowning man desire most of all? A fine discourse on the art of swimming? A pamphlet on the buoyancy of salt water? A sched ule of statistics on physical en durance? Would not these things be to him a mockery? What his soul most desires Is a plank, a boat, a rope, a helping hnnd. What does the needy world want more than all else? A sermon on the art of spiri tual notation? A book on the up lifting power of human nature? A statement regarding religious In stincts? No; to an immortal being engulfed by sin these nre a mero mockery. Tho world to-day Is call ing for a real Saviour, one who Is actually present, to lift and strength en and guide. This Is an age of ne gations, an age in which slight refer ence Is made to the blood atonement. But the crying need of men, as of old, Is the preaching of Christ n crurified and risen Lord. By faith we becomo Identified with Him, by faith we accept His sacrifice, by faith we are nailed with Him to the cross, by faith we rise with Him In new ness of life, by faith we partake of divine power. Yes, we need a real Saviour. But again we find John's great ness shown In his devotion. He was not a word repeater. He cared little for forms. Creed making was not in his line of work. He had out grown the rudiments of life and had come to know the secret of power. The set rules of the schoolroom are Important In their place, but In after life we forget them, having adopted the principles that they expressed. Words become nothing to us when they have done their work and fixed their meaning In our lives. John was possessed with a realization that he was commissioned by the Almighty to proclaim a great fact. His whole soul was thrilled with the thought. He was on fire with a divine en thusiasm. He had no Inclination to con over the old form of his call, but rather to do his work under the Im pulse of a new soul ambition. Who ever heard of any man being per manently baffled who was on fire with a great truth? We say that circum stances are against us. Not so. It Is our faithlessness that hinders our devotion. The world always believes in the man who himself believes. The crowd always makes way for the man of faith. The trouble Is we keep conning over our old formulas Instead of allowing ourselves to be swept on by great convictions. We repeat our creed and say, "I believe In God Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and In Jesus Christ, Hie only Son, our Lord." but the state ment does not take hold of us and inspire us to action. Do you want to be great? It is a laudable ambition. But you will never become so If you measure greatness by show. John did no miracle. True greatness comes by faithfulness, humility, a sense of reality and devotion. Emotions pass, but principles abide. It's the man at the lever and not the man on the trapeze that Is exalted. THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. (N'TKR NATIONAL LESSON COM MI NTS FOR MA lt II 8. Kecklna the 22-ill. The Personal Religion. Christianity is individualistic. A man cannot hold this religion in his wife's name. If he does not possess it In his own heart, as far as he Is concerned, it is non-existent. Rev. A. Hulls. Methodist, New York City Death. In death the snlrftiiAl hnri emerges from the fleshly body and is aojuBiea 10 its spiritual environ ments. Rev. A. C. Smltber, CbrU tln Church, New Orleans. World Wide War. The Danish government Is backing a movement and perfecting plans which, If carried out, will embroil the whole civilized world In war, und which Is expected to end only when the enemy is completely exterminat ed. That enemy Is the rat, and It will be fought with all the aids thai the Ingenuity of man can supply. The enormous loss which all countries have been obliged to bear in feeding millions of rats, the misery and loss of life Incurred through diseases which the rodents spread all over the world, lias set serious men to think ing. Now there is a society number ing 2000 persons, with headquarters at Copenhagen, wblch will organise the army for the war on rats. Through tha Danish government every civilised nation in the world will be asked to Join. Governments will be asked to appropriate money to carry on the war, and the enemy will be shot, trapped and poisoned and a price set on his bead. Orit. Subject: .Testis the nrond of T,lf, John 0:32-40 Golden Text, John i::l. Commit Verses 82, H Commentary. TIME. April, A. D. 28. PLACE, Capernaum. EXPOSITION. I Foot! That Perlsheth, multitude came "seeking Jesus." That sounds well, but it was a wrong sort of seeking and did not bring sal vation. It was not really Jesus Him self that they were seeking, but the loaves and fishes. There is much of that sort of seeking still. It wan not the "sign" as Indicating Ills divine character that drew them, but simply the wonder as Indicating that there wouia ne a constant supply of bread. They did not see "in the bread the sign," but only "In the sign of the bread." Their eyes and desire were entirely fixed on "the food which per lsheth." There 1b "food which abld eth unto eternal life." and the man who seeks only "the food which per lsheth" when he can have "food which abldeth unto eternal life" Is a fool. It Is the Son of man who give this more precious food. It Is a gift and cannot be earned (cf. Ro. 6:23; Eph. 2:8). Still we are to "work" for It. How to work for It v. 29 tells. The loaves miraculously multiplied were a sign of the true bread. The result of eating the meat which abldeth li that one lives forever (vs. 61, 68). The proof that the Son of man gives the food which abldeth unto eternal life Is that the Father, even Qod, had sealed Him (cf. Acts 2:22; Jno. 1; 33, 34; 5:36, 37; 10:37, 38; Matt. 3:17). There is Just one work that God requires as the condition of re ceiving this bread, viz.: belief on Him whom He hath sent (cf, Jno. 3:16-18, 30; Jno. 16:31; Eph. 2:8). "This Is the work of God." All other things count for nothing If this Is lacking. This work does not merit the true bread, but simply accepts It. Jesus' hearers demanded a sign as a condi tion of believing on Him. The unrea sonableness of this demand Is appar ent when one remembers tho recent miracle of the loaves and fishes (vs. 10-1-1). The demands of modern (skeptics are just ns unreasonable. He Himself was the greatest of all signs (v. tt), They sought to enforce their demand by a referenro to Moses and the mnunn. But Jesus showed them that the manna was but a type of Himself, "the (truo) bread of God." The two characteristics of this bread are (1) It "cometh down out of heav en;" (2) It "glveth life unto the world." Jesus' hearers did not un derstand what He meant, so they ex claimed, "evermore give us this bread." EL Offering the Bread of Life, 35- 40. Jesus explained to them that He Himself was the true bread of God of which He spoke. "1 am the bread of life," were His simple but wonderful words. As the bread of life He would satisfy every hunger of their hearts nnd every thirst as well. "Hunger" may stand for the deep longing for that which ministers strength; "thirst," tho more Intense desire for that which satisfies spiritual craving. Then we see that Jesus ministers nev er falling strength to all who come to Him nnd never falling peace to all who believe on Him. There is a dif ferent shade of meaning in "coming to Him" und "believing on Him " "Coming to Him" Is seeking help and blessing from Him; "believing on Him" is the absolute abandonment of self to Him. They had Been this bread (v. 36) right before their eyes, but never appreciated what it was be cause so taken up with the material and unreal. And men are so taken up with the material and unreal to day that they neither nppreclate nor believe in this true bread. But while the mass of men would not come to Jesus some would, "all that which the Father glveth Me." That which the Father hath given includes "every one that had heard from the Father and hath learned" (v. 45). Any one can prove that he belongs to that elect and blessed company that the Father hath given to Jesus by Just coming tr Him. And If any one does come he will bo received. Jesus says lu the most positive way, "I will In no wise caBt him out." If any one thinks himself too great a sinner, or not to belong to the elect, or to have sinned away the day of grace, Just let him come and he has the word of Christ for It that He will receive Him. It Is a wonderful reason Jesus gives for not casting him out, "for I came down from heaven not to do Mine own will, but the will of Him who sent Me" (v. 88). Then follows a statement of the Father's gracious will. It Is so dif ferent from the idea many have of God s will. This will Is "of all that which He hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise It up at the last day." Not one then that really comeB to Jesus, and thus proves he belongs to "that which the Father hath given" Jesus can ever be lost (cf. Jno. 10:28, 29; 17:12, R. V.: Col. 3:3, 4; 1 Pet. 1:3; Jude 1; 2 Ti. 1:12). It is furthermore the will of God that everyone (1) "that behold eth the Son" (R. V.), and (2) "be llevetb on Him" "should have eternal life." Such la tho Father's will and Jesus adds, "I will raise him up at the last day." LEADING QUESTIONS In this lesson what different things do we see Jesus to be? What does He give? Whftt dnna Hn antlufv? UM,.,, f in.. relation to the Father? What is God the Father's will? What must we do to have every longing satisfied? How many will Jesus receive and give eter nal life? What Is the best lessou of the passage? Ait Escuped Husband. One day a tall, gauut woman, with rope colored hair and an expression of greut fierceness, strode into the office of a county clerk In West Y'r" glnla. "You air the person that keeps the marriage books, ain't ye?" she de manded. "What book do you wish to see, madam?" asked the polite clerh. "Kin you find out If Jim Jones was married?" Search of the records disclosed the name of James Jones, for whose mar riage a license had been Issued two years before. "Married Elizabeth Mott, dldu't he?" asked the woman. "The license was issued for a mar riage with Miss Elisabeth Mott." "Well, young man, I'm Elizabeth. I thought I ougbter come In an' tell ye that Jim has escaped!" Harper's Weekly. MARCH EIGHTH. The Wise Use of Time. Eph 5: 15-21. Considering our end. Dut. 32; 28, 20. nnlnfhf wisdom. Prov. 2: 1-8. Lengthening life. Prov. 9: 9-12. Numbering our days Ps. 90: 9, 12. Diligent Christians. 2 Pet. 1: 10-14. Watchfulness. Matt. 24: 42-61. With what money can we "buy up the opportunity?" With will, energy, perseverance, faith. What Is our credit? The help of Christ. How are "the days evil?" Our op portunities are few. Let us make the most of what we have, as the only condition of having more. "The will of the Lord" Is the only formula for the wise use of time. The days are evil? Thero Is always enough good In them to require hearty gratitude. Suggestions. Time is the only tiring of which It Is true that we can save It only by spending It. There Is absolutely no time In ex istcure. but the prosent moment. Use It! Any man can becomo wise on the wise use, In reading wise books, of only fifteen minutes a day. How much time have we? All there Is, is often said. No; but all you will take of all there le! Illustrations. Only a fool will spend his money for the first thing he sees; but what of the man who spends his time on the first thing he thinks of? Expect, If you please, to build a house by throwing boards, bricks, and plaster Into one plnce without a plan ; but do not expect anything to come from such a hap hazard piling togeth er of minuteB and hours! If n man would Rave, he must keep account of his money. 80 you must keep n time ledger, If you would save time. Time Is a difficult instrument to play on, and requires long practice. Quotations. As every thread of gold Is valuable, so Is every minute of time. John Mason. One alwnvs has lime enough, If one will apply It well Ooethe. 1 wasted time, and now doth time waste me -Shakespeare. There are no fragments so precious ns those of time, and none are so heedlessly lost by people who cannot make a moment, nnd yet can waste yenrs. Montgomery. EPWORTH LEAGUE LESSONS SUNDAY, MARCH 8. Mercy for the Merciful (Luke 11. 1 4; Luke 17. 1-10; Psa. 26.) The one clause In the Lord's Pray er on which Jesus himself laid spec ial stress is the only one In which we can fix the measure of -the answer. It all depends on the one who prays, whether this petition for forgiveness Is a hypocrite's presumption or a faithful man's humble audacity. There are times when to say, "Forgive me as I forgive those who are indebted to me," would be to pray for our own condemnation; but If we are willing to meet the condition of the prayer for mercy, we can attain by that prayer to the highest reach of favor with God. He will forgive us as freely as we forgive others. Jesus Is always mindful of the lit tle ones. He would tell us that a child has large Influence over us be cause It has large claims upon us. It has special need of love and gen tleness. So, to cause a child to stumble, to lead It Into sin, Is a spec ially mean and despicable thing. Then in this same passage Jesus makes the duty of forgiveness perpetual. It Is a virtue which must be like a foun tain In our lives, upBprlnging In suf ficient measure to supply every need; not a cistern, which can be exhausted by repeated drafts upon Its stores. e need to remember always that in our care for the helpless and the needy, and In our pity and mercy to ward the erring, we can never ex ceed our duty. You cannot be too kind to a child nor too helpful. You est not forgive a penitent effender too often. The psalmist is praying for mercy at the same time that he declares his Integrity. He has done the best he could, so fnr as he knows. Ho has withstood evil, he has kept out of the compauy of evil men, he baa been careful at every point lest his life should bu unworthy of a servant of God, and yet he must needs ask at the end of all his faithfulness fdr the divine mercy. How much that Is true In all our life! People who are near est perfection, in the thought of those about them, are tile ones who have the strongest sense of need; they are the least inclined to make parade of their goodness or to demand special rac.osnttlon of It. LABOR WORLD. Fall el on the Combination. Senator Forsker balked at the M- nation of train 23 and trnc!t 18. He vU on the program of a meeting held In Cleveland recently, of wblch the Mer chant Marine League Is in chsrge. A mrmter of tho league arranged for the trip, which was taken by n party of representatives and senators. This man called up Senator Porakcr on tho telephone. "Hello, Senator, arc you all readvf" he Slid. "Our train leaves at 0 o'clock. It's train 28, on track 18." "What's that?" sld the Senator. "Tialn 88 on track 18? Not for me, my friend. Now that I think It over I donK scohow I can make the trip." Frlendi of the Cleveland mti thought ho had been iho victim of au electrla shock. He n covered himself with a gasp and saw tho significance of the combina tion of numerals "Not at all' Senator," he ssld, "you misunderstood me. Our train will b found on track 17." "Very well," came the answer, "I will Sulphur Drives Aways Rats. Acre is a farmer's mode of ridding hli premises of raU and mice: If you sprinkle sulphur on your baru floor and through your corn as you gather It thert will not be a rst or moiHo to bother I have done thN for years and have nevet been bothered with ists or mice. I hav some old corn In my crib at present and not a rat or mouse can bo found. In stackiag hay or oats sprinkle on the ground nnd a little through eaoh load and. my word for It, rats and mloe can't stay there A pound of sulphur will be sufficient to preserve a largo barn ef corn, and good for stock and will not hurt the corn or bread. Forest Republican. Oregon Marriage Ceremony. Justice John R Kelso, of Milwaukee, Portland's Clscksmas county suburb, It becoming popular as a marriage official. He is sont for far aad near wh.mever any young couple in that nelghboihood want to be married. His popularity is laid to be duo entirely to his short and unique ceremony. This always nppoaU to the nervous couples. His ceremony Is about as follows, nfter the couple have been brought before him: "Do yon people want eaoh other!" "We do, we do," Is the answer required. "Tncu, goodness gracious, have each I other for nobody else wants you. You : arc married." -Portland Orogonian The Wrong One. I Mr. Ounson took two cigars from his I pocket, carefully selected one nnd hand- . cd the OT.her In his nriiAat "Fine clgais." he remarked, striking a match "Two for a quarter." Tho guest puffed 11 light into his cigar nnd blew a cloud of smolio into tho air. " I' wo fi-r a quarter," he asked. "Yes." renliefl Mr Hnnann nri,tlv "Sorry I dldu't get the 20-cent one," I rt marked tho guest, sadly. Judge. What Causes Headache. From October to May, Colds nre the most I frequent cause of Headache, Laxative Bromo Qfitnine removes cause, E. W. Drove on box. 2Rc. The Direct Examination. Judge You have been sworn, sir. It I behooves you to tell the truth, the whole 1 tiuth and nothing hut the truth. Lawyer (to client who has seated him ; self in the witness chair) Did you pre sent your bill to the defendant for pay ' ment? Client I did. I Lawyer And what did the defendant 1 say? Client He told mo to go to the devil. Lawyer Then what did you do? Client I went to you! Judge Strong Language By Proxy. Vicar John, do you er ever use strong langungo? John (guardedly) Well, sir" I I may be a little bit kecrlcss like In my speeon at times. Vicar Ah, I'm sorry, John. But we we will converse about that some other time. Just now I want you to go to the plumber's and settle that bill of jl'4 10s, for thawing out a water pipe. And you might Just Tnlk to the man In a careless sort of way, as if it were your own bllll Punch. A Rasorless Race. Tho on'y known race of hairy human beings reside on tho Island of Yezzo, j adjoiuing Japan. They are about 100,000 in number, ue.d arc kuown to the Japun I osa as the "Mosinos" or "all hairy peo I pie." They have the entire body covered with a profusi; aud remarkable growth I of hair, the only exception being that I the faces of tho women nre bare, but usually stained with a kind of Juice so 1 as to resemble tho beards of the males. Brooklyn Eagle. . OLD SURGEON 1 round Coffee Caused Hands to Tremble. Employes of all the railways In Uruguay went on strike. A big campaign has been Instituted for the organization of bollermakers aud Iron ship builders at Buffalo, N. Y. Sau Francisco (Cal.) Laundry Workers' Union has decided to begin nn agitation agalnBt Japanese and Chinese laundries. On May 5, at Youngstown, Ohio, the Amalgamated Association of Iron, Steel and Tin Workers will hold Its annual convention. An affiliation of the different metal trades union bodies of the country Is said to be tho object of a conference at Cincinnati. Ohio, An effort is being made to have all camont workers unite under the jurisdiction of the American Brother- , hood of Cement Workers. The Central Federated Union, of New York, Is carrying on an earnest ramualgn to obtain the construction of ships In Government yards. Another effort will be made to pass the bill granting employes of the Government Printing Office an extra four days' leave of absence annually. Delegates to the Central Federated Union took steps toward the forma tion of a national party of union labor men to nominate Presidential, Candi da t.lH There will be no convention of tho Bartenders' International Union In 1908, but the 1909 gathering will be held In Minneapolis, Minn., commenc ing May 10. The cotton mills of tbe Boston MunufacturlngCompany, at Walthatn, Mass., are to cut work from fifty-eight to forty-two hours a week, 900 hands being affected. The surgeon's duties require clear Judgment and a steady hand. A slip or an unnecessary Incision may do Ir reparable damage to the patient. When be found that coffee drink ing caused his han,ds to tremble, an Ills, surgeon conscientiously gave It up and this Is his story: "For years I was a coffee drinker until my nervous system was nearly broken down, my bands trembled so I could hardly write, and Insomnia tor tured me at night. "Besides, how could I safely per form operations with unsteady hands, using knives and Instruments of pre cision? When I saw plainly the bad effects of coffee, I decided to stop it, and three years ago I prepared some Postum, of which I had received a sample. "The first cupful surprised me. It was mild, soothing, delicious. At this time I gave some Postum to a friend who was In a similar condition to mine, from tbe use of coffee. "A few days after, I met him, and he was full of praise for Postum, de claring he would never return to cof fee, but stick to Poetum. We then ordered a full supply, aud within a short time my nervousness and con sequent trembling, as well as Insom nia disappeared, blood circulation be came normal, no dlatlhess nor beat Hushes. "My friend became a Poetum en thusiast, his whole family using it ex clusively. "It would be the fault of tbe una who brewed the Postum if It did not taste good when served. "The beat food may be spoiled It not properly made. Postum, should be boiled according to direction on the pkg. Then It Is all right, any one, can rely on It. It ought to beoonia the national drink." "There's a Rft son." Name given by Poetum Oc-J Battle Creek, Mich. Read "Tbe H6ad to Wellvllle," In pkgi