The Fulton County news. (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, November 21, 1907, Image 7

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    PER UNA A TONIC OF
GREAT USEFULNESS.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER JUR UNCLE SAM,
MOM. ft. . THARIN.
Hon. K 8. Tharin, Attorney at Law and
connHel (or Anti Truat Lrngut, write from
Pennsylvania Ava., N. W.. Washington,
O. C, aa follow:
"Having uaed rVninn for catarrhal
dt winters. 1 am abl to testify to it
Seat remedial excellence and do not besi
t to give it my emphatic endoraeinent
nnd earneat recommendation to all per
son affected by that diaorder. It ia alao a
of great uavWwau. "
Mr. T. Barnecott, Weat Aylmar. On
tario, Can., write: "Last winter 1 was
ill with pneumonia after having la
grippe. 1 took Parana for two month,
when I became quite well. 1 alao induced
a young lady who was all run down
and confined to the house to take Peruna,
and after taking Peruna tor three month
he i able to follow her trade of tailoring.
loan recommend Peruna for all aucn
who are ill and require a tonic."
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
borne people prefer to take tablet,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablet, which represent the solid medicinal
ingredienta of Peruna. Each tablet ia
equivalent to one average dose of Peruna.
StronR-Minflrtl Ijover.
Nobody had over accused Nathan
Harlow of Indulging In romance or
sentiment. When it came to a ques
tion of young .Tared Parker's marry
ing one of Mr. Harlowe's daughters,
the practical father was timased to
find how little influence his wisdom
had.
"Git his mind all set on "Phemle,"
Mr. Harlowe remarked, In a dazed
tone, to one of his neighbors, "and
I couldn't turn him no more'n I
could turn an Inline! I put It to
him plain and offered him Induce
ments, but 'twasn't a mite o' use.
" 'Marthy's the oldest, and ought
o bo married fust, by rights,' I snid
to hlra; 'and more'n that, she's a
suitable height. You'd oughtn't to
lake a little short piece like 'Phemle,
tall as you are!' But I couldn't con
vince him.
" 'I'm agoing to have 'Phemle and
that mahogany bureau she's told me
about.' he says, laughing.
" '8aeK alive, man!' I said to him.
'There's two bureaus goes with Mar
thy, and maybe threat But he Just
laughed and shook hls head. So
then I gave up contending with him
once and for all. .There's no reason
lo him." Youth's Companion.
Voles Energy.
Dr. M.H. recently presented be
fore the Academy of Medicine, at
Paris, the retultl of an Investigation
at the amount of work performed by
nrators and singers. It appears from
his expcrimcntH that a bass voice, In
arder to produoa the same lmpres
ilon upon the cars ol hearers in a
hall, requires the performance of
from seventeen to eighteen times
more work than Is required for a
barytone or tenor voice. The bass
voice Is always at a disadvantage
with regard t.o the amount of work
It demands. Thus, Dr. Marage finds
that whereas men are always more
fatigued than women and children
by an equal effort of the voice, men
with bass voltes suffer the most fa
tigue. Youth's Companion.
Ostrich Boat A Fat Horse.
"There I a man in my town,"
said Richard Sunders, of Los Ange
les, at the Maxwell, "who attracts
deal of attention by driving a beau
tiful ostrich to a small lightweight
lulky. The great bird draws the
vehicle In thu finest kind of manner
and can make some awfully fast
time. Not long ago the bird raced
against a fust horse and won the race
by three gomi lengths. The ostrich
can kick like a battering ram. That
Is his only means of defense. Win
ter tourists visiting Los Angeles go
i'.ii with delight at seeing the os
trich driven about the city." Nash
ville Tennesse.an.
scnooi, TEACH KIIS
Also Have Things to Learn.
"For many years I have used coffee
and refused to be convinced of its bad
effect upon the human system,"
writes a veteran school teacher.
"Ten years ago I was obliged to
give up my much loved work In the
public schools after years of rontlnu
ous labor. I had developed a well
defined case of chronic coffee poison
ing. "The troubles wero constipation,
flutterlngs of the heart, a thumping
in the top of my head and various
parts of my body, twitching of my
limbs, shaking of my head and, at
times after exertion, a general 'gone'
feeling with a toper's desire for very
strong coffee. I was a nervous wreck
for year.
a "A short time ago friends came to
visit ua and they brought a package
of Postum with them Bnd urgti mo
to try it. I was prejudiced because
some yaars ago I had drunk a cup of
weak, tasteless stuff called Potum,
which I did not like at all.
This time, however, Liy friend
made the Postum according to direc
tions on the package, and it won me.
Suddenly I found myself Improving
in a most decided fashion.
The odor of boiling coffee no Ion
gar tempts me. I am so greatly bene
fited by Postum that It I continue to
Improve as I am now. ril begin to
tbiuk I have found the Fountain of
Perpetual Youth. This Is no funcy
letter but stubborn facts, which I am
glad to make known."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle'
Creek. Mich. Read the book, "The
Road U WeUvHle," la pKS(, "Ther's
a Reaaoo-'
V o
!
VF.TRRAN OF TftltKC WARS.
Week's cleverest cartoon by Urewcrtcn, in the Atlanta Journal.
DAY OF CHEAP MEAT IS OVER
According to Statistics, a Large Part of the Population Will Have lo Do Without It
People Eat Less and Less--Only 59.3 as Much Per Capita as in
1840--Many Causes Contribute to This Condition.
Washington, D. C That a time Is rapidly coming when a largo part
if the population of this country must go without meat, just as many of
the poor do in other countries, is the fact pointed to In a report on meat
supply and surplus, which has recently been published by direction of Sec
retary Wilson, and which was written by George K. Holmes, chief of the
division of foreign markets of the Department of Agriculture.
Mr. Holmes doeB not assert that the day is near when many Americans
must go hungry for meat. The facts he has set forth, however, have at
tracted much notice among high officials of the Department of Agriculture.
They admit, that his statlitlcs tend to show a growing meat scarcity with
higher meat prices.
Nothing Is more common In these days of prosperity than the remark
that every one Is eating more meat. This is not the case, according to Mr.
Holmes. He has made a searching analysis of the census and other figures
on meat supply, surplus and the like, and finds the stock of meat animals
In the country diminishing relative to the population and the consumption
per capita declining.
Instead of considering cattle, sheep and swine tho principal food ani
mals, separately, Mr. Holmes, for comparative purposes, has considered
them as merged Into a composite animal. He finds that there was 1.043
of a composite meat animal per capita of population in 1840. The ralio
declined to .860 of a composite animal in 1860, to .838 in 1880, rose to
.900 in 1890, but fell more decidedly to .709 of a composite animal per in
dividual of population in 1900. In other words, by the late enumeration
there was In the country about .7 of a composite animal per capita and
nearly 50 per cent, more than that In 1840.
But the consumption per capita Is much below the stock per capltn.
It Is shown that exports of meat and its products, especially since 1880,
have Increased enormously. With a lower supply of meal anlmalB lu tho
country per capita than formerly and with exports of meat growing, the
tendency is for the consumption of meat at home to grow less and loss
Taking 1840 for comparison and placing tho ratio of the consumpi 'on
of meat animals to population then at 100, the ratio falls to 72.4 in 1880,
followed by a rise to 79.4 In 1830, and by a great fall, to 59.3 lnJ900. In
other words, compared with 1840, each individual In the country is, on the
average, eating about three-fifths as much meat.
From 1890 to 1900 the domestic consumption stock of moat animals
docllued almost exactly one-fourth per capita of the population.
At the Department of Agriculture there Is going on a good dcnl of
study of Mr. Holmes' report, with a view to ascertaining how his fncts
bear on the present high price3 of meat. One of tho foremost officials of
the department, who has been looking Into tho meat situation with care,
said that; the Inevitable conclusion was that this country had seen the last
of low meat prices; that the tendency of the future would be for meat
prices to rise even higher than Jhey were now; that the amount of meat
per capita In the country would keep growing lower as the population In
creased, and consequently that prices would tend upward, antr that more
and more the family of small means would have to go without meat, uslr.j,
it much moro seldom than at present.
This official also pointed out that the difficulty of getting --trm help
was constantly growing, but that the population of the etuqtry was con
stantly enlarging. This means a less number of live stock relatively and
more peoplo to make a demand on the supply. In addition, high meat
prices abroad are drawlug an Increasing export of meat and meat product?
away from the country.
A Plonker of Olorado and Nebraska.
Matthias Campbell, veteran of the
Clvtl War and two Indian wars, Rnd
a pioneer of Colo
rado, now living at
SI 8 East Nebraska
street, Blair, Neb.,
says: "1 had such
pains In my back for
a long time that I
could not turn In
bed, and at times
there was an almost
total stoppage of the
urine. My wife and I have both used
Doan's Kidney Pills for what doctors
diagnosed as advanced kidney trou
bles, and both of us have been com
pletely cured."
Sold by all dealera. B0 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Got What Ho AskrtJ For.
A distinguished professor of bac
teriology, wishing to study infected
meats, wont into a butcher Rhop and
asked tho butrher if he had any
measly pork.
"No, no, sir!" answered the India;
rant man. "All our meats are fresh
first class."
"I'm sorry. Could couldn't you
In some way procure me some?"
"Why, es; if that's the kind you
want."
A few days later the professor
stepped into the shop.
"I came in to see if you had secur
ed that meanly pork for me."
"Why, yes. sir. Didn't you got
It? I had It sent up for your din
ner last night." Llpplncott's.
Took Male's Tail For Rom.
anxasing ine tan or a mule for
Watch Tho Watch Rocket.
"Why do wato.hes get dirty?" said
the Jeweler. "You'll find the answer
In your watch pocket. Turn It out."
The patron turned out his watch
pocket, sheepishly bringing forth a
pinch of mud-colored dust, some lint
and a small ball of black stuff.
"There's the reason." said the
Jeweler. "Watches get dirty because
the pockets they are carried In are
never clean. A watch pocket, my
dear sir, should be cleaned out regu
larly once a week. Observe that rule
and your watch's works will not get
clogged up again.
"Another and a seasonable rule Is
never to lay your watch down on
stone or marble. The cold deranges
the delicate works.
"Never lay your watch down, in
fact, anywhere. Hang It up on a
hook, vertically, In the same position
It occupies when In your pocket.
Watches are mado to lie, or rather
stand, In that position only.
"Wind your watch In the morn
ing, never at night." N. Y. Press
Gunpowder Anil Matches.
Austin Miller, employed by the
Illinois Steel Company, at South Chi
cago, was the victim of a peculiar
accident tho other day, when a quan
tity of gunpowder, which he carried
In his coat pocket, exploded. Physi
cians at the company's hospital said
they did not believe he would recover.
Miller Is employed in the blasting
department, nnd before leaving for
work he filled his coat pocket with
the powder.
As he was entering the plant ho
slipped and fell to the floor. The
pocket In which the powder was kept
also contained several matches.
When the young man struck the floor
tho friction ignited the matches and
set fire to the gunpowder. .A deafen
ing explosion followed, and when the
an electric light pull rope In tho smoke cleared Miller was found man
darkest corner of his barn. John Mc-I Kled and bleeding fifteen feet from
Carthy. of this city, gave the suppos-1 where he had fallen. Chicago Jour
ed contact line a sham ierk. The nal.
lamp did not light, but McCarthy saw
stars as the mule responded to the
pull with both hoofs.
Ab a result of the mistake McCar
thy was taken to the hospital with
the marks of the mule's hoofs on
his face and side. He burely oscaped
being stamped to death by rolling out
of roach after he had been knocked
down. -New York World.
WISE WORDS.
is home without a good
WOMAN POSED AS MAN FOR 60 YEARS
Once Lived as a Husband, and Only Rivalled Secret Just Before Death --Ranchmar
and Bank Clerk Coming to America From France, She Found
She Could Get Work Best in Male Attire.
Trindad, Col. Charles Vaubaugh, alias Kathorlne Vosbaugb, a
woman who for siity years passed as a married man. and was a bank clerk
and sheep herder, died at San Rafael Hospital from old age.
She was born in France eighty-three years ago, and came to America
when eighteen years of age, relying upon her own energies to make het
living. She found that she was greatly handicapped because of her sex
After wandering around the country for two years as a woman she adopted
male garb and applied for a man's position. She obtained employment ir
Joplin, Mo., and worked there as a bookkeeper for several years.
All this time she kept her secret, uud no one doubted thai she was a
man. 8he possessed an excellent education, and while she was in Joplin
she was ottered a position in a St. Joseph (Mo.) banking bouse. She ac
cepted this, going to St. Joseph before she was thirty years of age.
A few months later a young woman of that town was deserted by the
man who had promised to marry her. Miss Vosbaugb. sought her out. pro
posed marriage and was accepted. To this girl Miss Vosbaugh divulged
her sex on a Bible pledge that she would never reveal the secret.
After their marriage they came to Trinidad and opened a restaurant
A year or two afterward the "wife" disappeared The "husband" declared
he had been deserted and refused to make any effort to find her. M1b(
V'osbaugh received more or less sympathy at the time, but the incident war
soon forgotten.
Tiring of city llfo and always fearing her secret would be discovered.
Miss Vosbaugb. forty years ago sought employment at the Sam Brown
ranch, near Trinchera. She asked for work as a sheep herder, and thii
was given to her. Later, when she knew that her aex could not be dlscov
ered except by the greatest of accidents, she accepted work as a camp cook.
She remained at the Sam Brown ranch until two year ago, when she
was brought to San Rafael Hospital here to spend her last days. Even
here she protected her secret, refusing to take a bath until she was assured
by the sisters at the hospital that she could do so without the presence of
attendant.
Some time later she contracted a severe cold that threatened to de
velop into pneumonia. Dr. T. J. Foruam said it would be necessary foi
"Mr. Voabaugh" to partially remove his clothing for an examination.
Fearing she would die, Miss Vusbaugh at last reluctantly consented,
and then, with tears welling in her eye and coursing down her wrinkled
cheek, she called for the sister In charge and parted with her secret for
the second time In sixty year.
What
cook?
Better an ounce of example than
a pound of advice.
The more a man knows the less hs
pretends to know.
No man is totally bad and no wom
an is totally good.
Jealousy is a vine which produces
a crop of sour grapes.
(everybody knows how everybody
else, ought to do things.
This world has no love for the
lover who loves only himself.
Old bachelors are as hard to be
understood as widows aro easy.
Some men are born great, but a?
a rule they soon begin to shrink.
Kven respectable people, like good
weather, aro often talked about.
A woman never pretends to be
young until she begins to feel old.
A girl may be as pretty as a pic
ture; but some pictures are fierce.
Strenuous Time, Those!
We are passing rapidly from
strenuous to more strenuous time.
A hundred years ago our forefathers
did not violate the Queen's English
when they chanced to miBS a Balling
vessel across tho Atlantic and had to
wait six months for tho next. Fifty
years ago our forefathers swore but.
little when, perhaps they missed n
Btage-coachl crossing the western
prairies, add had to wait even In
Chicago for 30 days.
Now a man swears vIclouBly If he
misseH a train even when going to
work and has a brainstorm' If he
misses a Btreet car.
But the limit was reached last
week when a man in a Broadway of
fice building had a nervous fit and
broke a good pair of BUspenderB be
cause he missed a compartment in
a revolving door. Judge.
One Cartoonist 'k Record.
Cartoonist Davenport has the uni
que record of electing more men to
office than any other cartoonist in the
country, and his method Is unique
In that he does It by opposing them.
On the notable list of men- he has
helped to elect will be found the
name of the late President McKlnley,
the late Senator Hanna. Mayor Mc
Clellan. of New York; Mayor Husse,
of Chicago, and, lately. Mayor John
son, of Cleveland. And the explana
tion Is, possibly, that while many
cartoonists show In a pleasant way
the faults and foibles of the candi
dates they oppose, they do It In a
kindly, humorous way, while Davon
NATURE PROVIDES
FOR SICK WOMEN
a more potent remedy In tho roots
and herb- of the field than was ever
produced from drugs.
In the (food old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers few drugs were
used in medicines and Lydia H.
Pinkham. of Lynn. Mass., in ber
study of roots and herbs and their
power over disease discovered and
gave to the women of the world a
remedy for their peculiar Ills more
potent and efficacious than any
combination of drugs.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
1 an honest, tried and true remedy of unquestionable therapeutic value.
During its record of more than thirty year, ita long list of actual
cures of those serious ills peculiar to women, entitles Lydia 15 Pinkham a
Vegetable Compound to the respect and oonfldence of every fair minded
person and every thinking woman. "
When women are troubled with Irregular or painful funetlons.
weakness, displacements, ulceration or inflammation, backache,
flatulency, general debility, indigestion or nerroua prostration, they
should remember there la one tried and true remedy, Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound.
No other remedy in the country has snch a record of cures of
female ills, and thousaads ol women residing in every part of the llaited
States bear willing testimony to the wonderful virtue of Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable compound and what it has done for them.
Mrs. Pinkham Invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has
guided thousands to health. For twenty-five years she has been advising
sick women free of charge. She is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pink
ham and aa her tisaistant for years before tier decease adviaed under her
immediate direction. Address, Lynn, Mass.
W. L. DOUGLAS
S3.00 & $3.50 SHOES JjJftJ
IN
THE WORLD
auianuta fun t vt HT MEMBER nr ai
J H FAMILY, AT ALL PRICES. T
ssr anaWaTjr J Oouplmn damn not mmkm mmH
Reward I !!! mnlm a -
THE rtIiA8flN W. L. Douglas ihoea are worn by more people
in all walka of Ufa than any other make i I liecaiise of their
excellent style, eaav-fittiag, ami auperi"r warning qualities.
1 lie 'election of thrleuthara and othar material for eacli part
of the shoe and every detail nf tha making i slooked after by
the moat complete nrganirat ion of uperin tenilcn te . foremen and
killed 'ioemakeri. who receive the highest wages paid in the
Met ndiistrv, and whow workmanship cannot be etcelled.
Ill could lake you nto mylar factoriee at Hrockton.Maaa.,
., n you now caret ully . I.. lloiiKla. ih'e are mad
woummen unuenrnnd why thev hold t
i ou aaw . r
Mlraaaa, fit tetter. w w
"ar ''ner anil rr ,,t graalor v.lne than anv other make.
mmSiLSSSSs a f mM, bfVVS , : ''"J'rlMiame and price .lamped M SSSm.VSR
JnHuh.tlt.it.. Aai yourdealarfor W. L. Doiiclan r.hoe. If he cannot ..ipplv you fend
"Urect tofactory. Shoe-arm averywhereby mail Catalog, fm W. L. Dauflaa, Brockton Maae
if love would only remain blind port's political drawings generally
after marriage but what's the use? j show bitterness. Marion (Ohio)
A nptt-lv marrlud mnn 11 r, . 1 1 ... i hlc 'Stat.
wife by putting his armor round her
Giving him credit has started many
a man on the road to the almshouse
A man isn't necessarily the head
of the house because he wears a big
bat.
Be sure you get a round-trip ticket
when you take a trip on a merry-go-round.
Beware of tho man wao is always
harping about honesty being the beet
policy.
House painters and novelists are
responsible for some highly-colored
stories.
The average man Is dissatisfied
either with what he has or with what
he hasn't.
A business woman should nover
propose to a man who can't cook or
sew on buttons.
A woman always Imagines she Is
charitable when she lets her hus
band have his own way.
Doubtless the way of tho trans
gressor may be hard, but the people
who travel thereou h.ive no time to
get lonesome. Chicago News.
Hichc of KngHt.li Dinlect.
There are in English dialect about
1560 wgrds nioauiug to give a per
son a thrashing, 1300 meaning a fool,
1050 mouniug u slattern, and an al
most lnnumerablo quantity moaning
to die and to get drunk. Countr"
Lift.
Viceroy Lord Miuto Say It ia Im
possible to Igi ore India' Unrest.
Simla, India. The Legislative
Council adopted a bill designed ta
prevent seditious gatherings. It em
powers the provincial authorities to
prohibit public meetings.
Lord Mlnto, the Viceroy, In a
speech in support of the bill, said It
was Impossible to ignore the wain
lugs of recent month the riots; the
insults to European, and the at
tempts to inflame racial feeling.
Insane Soldiers From Philippines
W ill Be Brought to Washington
San Francisco. Seventeen Insane
patients, belonging to tho United
State Army, who were brought
from the Philippine Island to ttu'
Presidio General Hospital, .will be
taken to the Army Hospital for the
Insane at Washington. Colonel Geo
H. Torney, Deputy Surgeon-General,
will have charge of them.
A car has been especially arranged
for the convenience of the patleuts.
The average elevation of North
America Is 1350 feel, and of South
America 1200 feet.
Tost Of Truth.
A Scotchman went to London for
a holiday. Walking along one of the
streets, he noticed I bald-headed
chemist standing at his shop door
and inquired if he had any hair restorer.
"Yes, sir." said the chemist. "Step
Inside, please. There's an article 1
can hjghly recommend. Testimonials
from groat men who have used It.
It makes the hair grow In 24 hours."
"Aweei," said the Scot, "ye can
gle the top o' your held a bit rub
wl't, and I'll look back the morn and
see If ye're tellln' the truth." Wind
sor Magazine.
Nerve Scouts.
"Nerve scent'' Is the ntvwest form
of drugging for the smart woman.
Her vanity bag is furnished with a
dainty, innocent looking, gold stop
pered scent bottle. It contains es
sence of Parma violets from Paris,
which Is heavily charged with ether.
When she is tired a tew whlffa of
this scent stimulate her flagging
energies and keep her bright and
alert at dinner or supper party.
Another favorite "nerve scent"
consists of oau de Cologne mixed with
chloroform nnd a. dash of ammonlu.
Inhaled, this Is a very powerful and
dangerous pick mo up.
They Went To ( hurt li.
Attendance at church service Is ob
ligatory upon tho part of soldiers at
certain English posts, and amusing
stories are told of the excuses that
are sometimes resorted to in order
to escape this requirement.
At one post where a number of
recruits were temporarily stationed
an old sergeant was ordered to ascer
tain to what religious sect each man
belonged. and to see thnt he joined
the party told of for that particular
form of worship.
Some of the men had no liking
for church, and declared themselves
to be atheists. But the sergeant was
a Scotsman nnd a ma.i of experience.
"Ah, wool," said he, "then ye hae
no need to kapo holy the Sabbath,
and the stable hae na been claned
oot lately."- And he ordered thorn
to clean out the stables. This oc
cupied practically the whole day. and
the men lost their usual Sunday af
ternoon's leave.
Next Sunday a broad smile crept
over tho face of the sergeant when
he hoard that the atheists had join
ed the Church of England. From
Tlt-BlU.
I.ovn a the greatest thing In lh
world and. Incidentally, the most
expensive.
A tool la a person who joes lln-migh
life always wnnderltiK vtmt Is going
to happen next who. on his denthbtd
will probably wonder whether his fu
ture home will be heuted by electricity
or coal.
A truly religious mnn can believe
anything provided always that It Is
Incredible.
FIT8,Rt. VltUB'Danoe:NorvrUR Diseasec per
manoutlycured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer, fti trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr. H. R. Kline. Ld..tt3l Arch St., PhiU , Pa.
Real Cause Of Colds.
The fact that colds ar? more com
mon In winter than in summer is not
due simply to the lower temperature.
It Is mainly because people spend less
of their time in the open air. Dread
ing tho chilly air, they remain In
doors, tho health is proportionately
lowered, and they take cold easlh
Cassell's Saturday Journal.
The one thousandth anniversary i
of the founding of St. Peter's Church.
Chester, England, finds the structure!
In good condition, portions of it huv
Ills Case.
Singleton Do you really believe
that living expense.! have increased
20 per cent, in the last five years?
Marryat What! Why, they've
Increased 100 per cent, at least.
Singleton Nonsense!
Marryat Not at all. Five years
ago there was only my wife and 1,
and now there's six of us in the fam
ily. Philadelphia Press.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollar Rewani
for any case of Catarrh that cannot lie
cured by Halls Cntnrrli Cure.
V. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We. the underxifincJ, have known F. .1
Cheney for th last 16 yeara, and believe
him parfaatly honorable In nil b minis'
tranaat-tiotiN and financially able to aaVr)
out any obligation made by hia firm
vValoinh. Kihnax ft Maiivin, Whole
ale Druinjiata, Toledo, O.
HairCatarrhCure latakeninternally.ai t
ingdirectly upon the blood and mucuotiaaur
facen of the aystom. Teatitnoniala aent free
Price, 75c. tier bottle. Kold by all l)ruggita
laite nau a ramny rtua tor conatipation
Quito Human.
Mrs. Klyl Tony, there's a tramp
dog at the door begging for an old
bone.
Mr. Klyl (Irritably) - You know I
don't approve indiscriminate giving,
Cleo. Direct tho mendicant to the
pound! Puck.
CALLS HIS CURE A MIRACLE.
Tortured by Terrible, Dry Kruption
Too Disfigured to Leave House
C'uticura Cured Him.
"Ever aince the time 1 grew into man
hood 1 have been suffering, from a dry erup
tion which at times appeared very erten
"ively, and at other Lima, but to a limited
degree, on my body. I conaulted a number
of medical men without remit, and laat
lanuary I was affjeted with a terrible
eruption on my handn. acalp, and face,
which waa ao bad that I could not even
leave the hoime. ao I finally renorted to the
Cuticura Remedies. So far they represent
an outlay of only a few dollara and I am
completely restored to health, while for
merly I had spent dollars upon dollara on
doctors, remedies and c.intuienta without
getting cured. The Cuticura Remedies rep
reaent a perfect miracle. Henry E. Ramp
ing. 633 Eagle Ave., Vew York N Y
Feb. It and Mar. 15, 1906."
Self-di nlnl Ik not a virtue: it la mere.
i the cffeci of prudciii upon ra
cnlity.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for t 'matron
allays pain, cures wind colic, 'Joe a bottle
A woman wears a vt 11 for the same
reason that dihtance lends enchantment.
Itch cured in 30 minite by Wool ford a
Sauiuo Loliou. Noel uuia. At druggist.
Arguments are to be avoided. Thev
are always vulgar and often convincing.
UNFORTUNATE-
ia the mnn or woman who, loving
u dinner, trutt curb thrir aprwtile
tlirougli fear ol alLer : - :,
Parsons' Pills
are ah aid tn dicUion, inaure avuiniiiv
tion of food, mid intake lieurly eating
pouible wit limit dlatreaui or regrets.
lriceUc., nvebottlMll. All druggist.
I. S. JOHNSON & CO., Boston. Mm.
PATENTS
lo you wUti to know ttit
J'ATESTSf Do you ifltij t
know AbOU' '1 1 1 l ' ' M 1 rt n," -i
I Do yoa with io know about rKN8ION8f D
jou nun 10 know aouut i a i and BOUNTY'
lhen writii m W, H. WHW. Attorn! -uLt
tNou.ry Public. Willi Bulidlug. U ladltvoaAr.
eiiu. WaVftblngtor., it C. '24 TMrtn VVabinr
"M UtllOQ SoMlHn and Ha I lor wmm inrti..-
entitled to Kmrulou on ago after tuajr reacts U
Lu ' hii pernios..
DROPSY VKW DMCOTEHI i
! iih. ktl ..t i. ud in u.. ...... .,
re. Br. II. H. Macau's lUS hil, llluu, Ka.
AlVEKTISE IN Tnis IMP:rt. IT WILL P.t
" US I 4 7
PUT N A M FADE LE SS DYES
,!,..!..,,, rahnllr in 1 i i a -....l l i: - t t3olOr more good brighter sad faster colors tliuu say othar dya. Oaa lUr. package. ,slors all nbers. Thsji rt.ie la "Old wxler Ma) than aa . Ton
inn been rclilllh 111 M4l .in, I 1 'i , .! can dye any aaruieul without ripping upiut. Wrilo for rrse booklsl-How u. ujra, Hlasui ami Uix o.lf.n. UOMtOE Kltt tJ CO., ttataey imnj
P! Kavtern Note.
Flue tobacco is being,' ralaed in In
dia on Irrigated land.
P.arben at Windsor, Ont., have re
ceived un lncreuae in wagea.
Manitoba Bom I Berloudy cutting
Into AuHlraliau flour lu the marketa
of China,
Shantung Province, China, may yet
be one of the great fruit garden of
the world. .
In the first five month of 1907
Calcutta exported 360,000 calf and
dn-ji skins, 6,f00,000 goat skint,
4,600,000 cowhides, a total ot 11,-Ito.tO.
frvmineut People.
Senator Gore, who comes from tl-j
new State of Oklahoma, Is blind.
Lord Avebtiry, of England, sayi
the United States needs a ceutral
bauk.
The three llviug "war Governors"
of the United States are Frederick
Hid brook, of Vermont ; Samuel J. I
Crawford, of Kaunas, uud William
Sprague, of Rhode Island.
Profesuora William H. bchntleld, of
Harvard University, and Arthur '1'.
Hadley, of Val-i Uulverslty, have be
gun tbeit lecture at the University
of Berlin.
For old oeoDle who suffer
from rheumarism.sriff joints, gour.lumbagoj
neura aia. sciatica ana Dara vsis
-. .r . '
oloeavs Lminvervt
V gives quick relief. If penetrates
a ar L- a .. 1 ! I at aft. f M A at a jata, ftlaaMlsA MtllsM attfaw ft La.
iiiruuun iiic i.e.. vco unu iioouco, relieved Hits
i"I ' .! a a- . 1
innummanon ana congestion. quicKens
I. i . ...
rne oiooa ana gives a pieasanrrmgtmq
sensahon or comfort and warmth.
very litrle rubbing.
At oil dealers
PRICE 2550 & S 1 00
Dr.Earl S.Sloan, Boston Ma&s.